/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Your mom

>>43911464
Kiara and it's not even close

>>43911569
My mom is a hoe.

>>43911464
Fauna or Zeta

nobody in holoEN that's for sure

>>43911464
kroni can't cook because she thinks she's a man

Kronii can't even keep a cat alive, there's no way she would be a good wife or mother.

rosemi

Nenechi would be the best tard wife, nobody else comes close.

>>43911944
UWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I WANT TO FUCK AND MARRY ROSEMI-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IMPREGONANTE AND CARE TENDERLY FOR HER TIGHT LITTLE PETAL PUSSY
WOSEMI-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>43911464
Sadly it's Bae. Shit's fucked when the loud screechy zoomer is the closest thing you have to a functional adult. Unless we are including JP in which case I would say A chan.
>>43911724
Kiara literally started a fire cooking noodles.

>>43912246
too zoomer

>>43911464
Fauna, and maybe Bae. Bae at least seem she would be a good mom.

>>43912008
So true, i love my retarded wife

>>43911724
you might need to support the cause

>>43911810
Amen

Rosemi & Fauna

>>43911464
Bae
ORK trip proved it to me and I'll accept no other opinions

>>43911464
kobo

>>43911464
the moment you become a vtuber is already too late to go back to "tradwife".

>>43911786
>Fauna
>Won't even hunt a meal and skin it for you

>>43913829
you have to take care of Kobo's retard brother tho.

>>43911464
DESU bae, she showed that she really cares about taking care of children, also she cooks and does the laundry, she was basically fauna and mumeis wife in japan (ah sorry baerys keks i mean "mom") only problem is that shes a zoomer but give her a few years.

>>43911464
Hakos Baelz

>>43911464
Pekor or Miko 100%

>>43911464
Fauna, you just have to convince her to stop being a vegan

>>43911464
I will marry someone like Iofi

>>43921188
https://streamable.com/1tneth
God...you just know she'd tend to her marital duties multiple times a day...

>>43921049
By feeding her your semen. What about Suisei? She is the opposite of Fauna and eats nothing but meat.

>>43911464
I don't even know what people mean by trad anymore.

>>43911911
She keeps a dog alive and they require a lot more upkeep.

>>43911464
Akirose and I can confirm because I'm the husband. We just had sake for breakfast by the way

>find in page
>"Mio"
>0/0
faggots the lot of you.

>>43921378
She's just acting in character as a different, non-lofi person there so take it with a grain of salt.

>>43911464
Bae.

>>43922072
Too old, I want someone that can still have babies.

>>43922072
>wanting Mio to be the mother of your children
>when she can be the mother that molests you instead

>>43922408
Do you think "hag" literally means post menopause? There's several members older than her by a long shot and all but 1 of those are still in their 30s

>>43921635
Nobody knows. Imagine thinking any of these women are trad, aka, hate fags, go to church, believe in god, and would be content just birthing children and tending to them. 9/10 times vtubers have messy, shitty lives and they give it their all on this gig because that's the one way they thought they'd be able to fix it.
>>43911464
Aki, Mio, Lui, Choco, Marine and maybe Lamy.

>>43922793
I know that, but the rate climbs quickly even in the 30s. I don't know if there is still time for Mio to become a real Mio Mama unless I acted now.

>>43923221
>Choco
HELL no. Her marriage requirements and expectations are insane.

>>43913304
anon confirmed beetle

Lui-nee...

>>43923378
Not really. You're a couple you learn to make concessions. I think that as long as you have a good sex life and cuddle at least twice a week the sleeping on other bed shit is tolerable.
I also think most men would want a partner that doesn't feel neglected if he isn't spending every fucking second of the day next to them.

>>43913304
>>43912008
How can Nene be a tard wife if she also is the CEO of the very successful-and-not-black company Nenepro?
Checkmate.

>>43923509
I can save her...

>>43923665
>the sleeping on other bed shit is tolerable.
She doesn't even want you living in the same house as her, along with other odd desires. I don't want Choco to get married but it's only because I'd be worried about the husband.

>>43911464
Kiara, Choco, Mio, Lui, Flare, and Marine are all very wifeable.

God I hate fetish threads

>>43912008
The only post worth replying in this thread. Just because it made me laugh. Just like Nene

A tard wife

>>43923792
As I said, she'd have to learn to compromise if she realistically expects to be in a relationship.

>>43923509
Amazing how well her model conveys her hag nature...

Kiara and Bae

>>43911464
Tranny with a specific love for ntr and cucking you, no personality, dry voice that grates the ears... Anon get some help. kroni is the absolute worst wife you could ask for, your local crackwhore is more loyal

>>43923722
It's over, anon, don't bother

>>43926362
That's a cry for help

Mori and im not joking.

>>43926881
lmao
m
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>>43911724
ok troon

>>43927063
Nah, think about it logically
>hardworking
>tall
>strong
>overall good genetics
>dork
>feminine as fuck

>>43911724
>marrying a used goods whore bbc supporter

>>43927507
I can fix her

>>43911724
Kek no.
Probably bae

>>43911464
Lamy.
She has been trained in flower arrangement and calligraphy, give her a baby to take care of and it will replace her drinking.

>>43927219
Mori can’t even take care of herself.

>>43927219
I'd give you the first two, everything else is debatable and her brand of dorkiness is not endearing. At least, not to me.

>>43927219
>feminine as fuck
fanart doesn’t count tho?
And no, screaming „ladieeeees“ during a collab doesn’t either

>>43911724
Ok, but only because OP wanted a trad

>>43927219
>trad wife
>hardworking, tall, strong
pick one

>>43927219
tall? you mean her character? or the fact that she's taller than the average asian male?

>>43923509
this is just sad

>>43927219
>feminine as fuck
stopped reading there

>>43926881
she's too hard working and she can't do just one thing. I don't doubt that she'd be a dedicated wife and mother, but a trad wife is a homemaker and very little else

>>43911944
Based

>>43926881
>The woman who literally ubereats 3 meals a day and bottled water
>along with a washlist of other problems that can't be listed because janny will get mad
RUMAO

>>43911464
Fauna, but it's a deal with the devil.
Sure she'd wake up and cook you breakfast with a smile while wearing a sundress and a cute apron, but I hope you like mung bean egg substitute and onions bacon.

>>43931487
*Onions bacon

>Tradwife
You need to go back

>>43923221
So this is another /pol/ invasion thread. Good to know

Moom is pretty cool. A little bit autistic but it will work out somehow.

>>43931698
Moom would be an underrated wife and mother. She doesn't get a lot of style points because it seems like she's always flying by the seat of her pants, but she does a good job taking care of civ duties while also treating the Hoomans well. She rarely ghosts her fans like other holos do, and even when she does she manages stuff like the karaoke rebroadcast she did this weekend. But i think she'd be a great wife and mother and she's cute and I love her

>>43911724
Hell no. Ever heard the term 'high maintenance' anon? It exists to describe girls like Kiara. I like her and all but kiara ain't trad wife material.

>>43911724
problem is Kiara and I wouldn't work as a couple because we're both catastrophizers. would be a stressful dynamic

>>43931997
Just be chad enough to keep up with her

Bae and Fauna.

>>43929019
That was the end of the post, you fucking monkey.

Kiara is my oshi and I do think she's trad, but Fauna is 100% primo wife material. She's the entire package. Literally her only downside is that she's vegan and probably really into leftist politics.

I’d be happy with anyone really

>>43926362
>https://youtu.be/IMgrAtCnaKI?t=2761
Goddamn, that hurts. I want to saviorfag her...

>>43933357
Vegan is a deal breaker for a wife

>>43927219
>good genes
??????
I mean, she's better than I'm gonna ever get, but I wouldn't say she has great genes

>>43911464
All of them if you beat them hard enough

>>43921188
>>43921378
Sounds to me she doesn't want to be dominated but wants to do the dominating.

>>43934787
Id give it a try.
Im not a vegan but I feel respect for their unsustainably high moral uptightness which is something Im guilty of too; I feel like acknowledging we both think less of each other for not completely following each other's code would help us look past the whole guilt tripping dynamic that usually makes vegan/omni couples fail.

>still no mention of Watame
Homosexuals. All of you.

>>43938170
Watame has too many dirty ojisan episodes to imagine her as a trad wife

>>43911464
Amano Nene is the only wife I want, traditional or otherwise.

>>43938311
Unironically fine when it's a woman

>>43923509

>>43913447
Ame*

>>43911464
>trad wife
i dont think you know what that actually means, first thing would be they wouldn't be weebs, so no anime, not into electronics, so no video games or the internet, she would be into cooking and housemaking, and she wouldnt understand half of the things you tell her if your hobbies are 80% from the internet.

>>43940044
How about this then?

>>43940044
I think you might be the one who's confused about what traditional means.

>>43933539
You will get at least one

10ma

https://files.catbox.moe/nhnl3o.mp4

>>43942417
Somehow I feel like tenma would be exactly like picrel

>>43942682
What the fuck, that's my ideal wife

>>43942682
Except that she does not smoke and hates people that do

>>43942682
Someone should commission her to voice the comic

>>43911464
Half of JP > Gawr Gura /cutoff line