/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Rubix cube off collab
What?

nice fucking job Ouro Kronii

>>43810506
he really did just join hololive for pussy lmao

>>43810506
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO
IS THAT A FEMALE COLLAB? THERE WILL BE WOMEN THERE? MY SOCIAL BATTERY THAT TAKES 3 MONTHS TO CHARGE IS OVERCHARGED NOW I LOVE PUSSY MANKO DAISUKI

>>43810506
YABBA DABBA DOO

>>43810506
>I-IS THAT A FEMALE?
>YABBA DABBA DOO

How do Kronies even exist anymore
She literally cancels all streams cause of health stuff but this magically works

At lest Vesper is collabing with one of his boys now, granted it's because he got promised some korean pussy but it's a step somewhere

>>43810702
"It just works"

>>43810506
>Kroniis jaw is magically going to start working?
The rrat of her not having surgery but going to Japan was true then

>>43810506
>"collab with my fellow tempus guildmates? sorry I've got anxiety issues"
>"wait is that... A FEMALE WOMAN? YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COLLAB LET'S GO!"
Why is Vesper like this?

>>43810506
I am glad I didn't became a Kronies

>>43810702
>Kronii cancels all streams cause of health stuff
>Gura cancels all streams cause of health stuff
>both are magically fine during random collabs
THEY ARE

>>43810506
You're not a sex pest when she really does want your dick.
Hell, I'm a heterosexual male and I still want Vesper's dick.
No homo

>>43810506

vesper has no game, he got emabrrased talking to an ai, your oshi is gonna be fine

This is hilariously shameless by Vesper and Kronii kek

WHATS THAT MORI-SEMPAI? YOU WANT A CORRABU?? WELL OF COURSE ILL CANCEL ALL MY PLAN--
oh magni too? Really? Ugh I dont know...I'd have to really think about thi-
NO FUCKING WAY KRONII-SAMA TOO?? YABBA DABBA DOO IM ALREADY SHOOTING MY GOOOOOO

“Sorry guys I’m just not ready to join the 18th full tempus collab, gonna need atleast 3 mo-“
>discord notification
“A collab? With girls?? YABBA DABBA DOO LETS DO IT. KRONNI SENPAI ERM LE SNIFFFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHA SNIFFFFF TIME FOR THIS QUIRKY GRANDPA TO GET HIM SOME KIMCHI POONTANG”

>Zero streams in weeks
>none planned for the forseeable future
>claims health issues are more serious than expected, makes it seem really bad
>refuses to miss a single collab with Vesper

I hope someone will love me that much someday

>>43810702
Same shit with vesties and their liar fake oshi

>>43810702
she fucking cancelled all planned collab with the girls but will readily jump into any collab with Vesper

>>43810840
>>"collab with my fellow tempus guildmates? sorry I've got anxiety issues"
>>"wait is that... A FEMALE WOMAN? YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COLLAB LET'S GO!"
>Why is Vesper like this?
He's heterosexual. You wouldn't understand.

>>43810890
Hi, Vesper!

>>43810985
i must admit: he is not a fag

Vesper survived the Mario Party course, cut him some slack.

>>43810702
>>43810961
vesties and kronies should kiss just like how their oshis do it offstream

>>43810914
yes, and he chose death

>>43810914
LMAO

Its always a vesper and kronii collab
She really is her personal onahole huh

>>43810572
With Kiara

>>43810840
Because half of the new boys are deffinitely gay and he is trying to avoid altroon as much as posible wich is kinda based.

>>43811082
pretty based desu
nigga threw away his career to go all in on pussy and nobody can stop him

>>43810506
>the same suspects and fags AGAIN
is this still supposed to be surprising at this point?

>VesperRonii
name a more iconic duo.

Vesper is the only man that Kroni tolerates.

>>43810840
>>"collab with my fellow Council? sorry I've got surgery issues"
>>"wait is that... AN OLD MAN? YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COLLAB LET'S GO!"
Why is Kronii like this?

>>43811248
you and rope

>>43811318
your oshi is a complete slag lol

>>43810506
Kronii will be at 3 weeks without streaming right before this collab happens.

>>43810929
But he's doing a live panel with Magni next month

>>43810968
as long as this make kronmei yuri fags unhappy am okay with it

>>43811277
He's asexual, she thinks he's one of her people.

>>43811487
Big fucking cope

>>43811290
no wonder why she didnt joined the offcollab with the rest of the coincil girls in japan

Tell me if I’m coping but I unironically believe that nobody in this group even likes vesper that much besides maybe magni. While the vesperonni therapy was kino, everything after that seems forced and one sided. Collab is gonna be 90% Mori kronii magni bantering and 10% vesper mumbling something edgy and jarring every once in a while

>>43810506
So... Kronii's return stream will be a homo collab basically if nothing changes?
Great.

vesper really loves to leech from the girls

>>43811629
cope harder anon you might not survive later

>>43810702
>but this magically works

The power of COCKS makes her healthy again

>>43811487
Yeah sure and I'm Gawr Gura.
Stream today by the way

I'm done with her, maybe it's time to find a new oshi.
What should I do with this shit?

>>43810572
So glad management stuck their neck out and got Hololive Rubix Cube perms.

>>43810506
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF

>>43811660
she will have the disency of calling bae for her birthday right? right?

>>43811777
Join us at HiRyS. She will never cuck you.

>>43811848
>us
Fuck off, >we’re full.

>>43811777
I'm sure one of her fans would be willing to buy it used

>>43811549
>What are jokes
You niggers are so far up your own assholes.

>>43810946
Korean hot souce is da best

Vesper after his long ass stream

>>43811803
The only based anon here.

>>43811777
>1080x1920
>jumbled jpg
>178 KB
yes, definitely yours

>>43811803
BASED

Are the clockkeks yet again gonna blame Mori for their oshi refusing to collab with anybody except vesper?

anons, is Vesper Kronii going to be the Kyo Enna of Holopro?

>>43810506
No way Kronii makes that.

>>43811487
>asexual

That is never a believable excuse.

>The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning Alix Lynx, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a Female Girl?? HMMGH*,* I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.
edit pls

>>43811848
>Rubix Cube
Nah her brother irick is bangging her right now.

>>43811915
No. I WILL shill my oshi.

>>43811147
>She really is her personal onahole
Indeed, Kronii is Mori's personal onahole.

>>43810702
Have you never felt sick when you were a child and didn't want to go to school or whatever? Hanging out with friends is fun, being a little sick won't stop her from doing collabs that she wants to do.

>>43811848
fuck no, they've got enough schizos and shitposters to be accepting refugees

>she's going to japan
no she isnt, it's too late for her to do anything for 4th fes unless it's going to be unbelievably low effort

>>43811848
Brian

>>43812051
>Alix lynx
based

Here is the hopefully complete QRD on Vesper as far as I'm aware

>constantly spams collabs with girls despite formerly claiming that you "live and die by your solo streams" as a vtuber
>shat on Magni non-stop and tried to make him the butt of every joke solely to impress Ollie during their Apex collab
>Near the end of the stream semi-apologizes to Magni and says "I normally never act like this, I don't know what's going on"
>gets fucking suspended not even half a year into debut for sperging out at his own manager
>almost certainly had some sort of fight with Altare which lead to them ghosting each other for months
>all his "whacky IRL stories" are likely fake because tons of details never add up or contradict themselves, and often seem like he just copied them from anime/VN
Then the great ghosting arc happened
>was supposed to join the all-tempus collab, was in the thumbnail and everything
>suddenly just doesn't show up and everyone is left awkwardly wondering why
>schedules a zatsu the day after like nothing happened, just says he's shy and calls it a day
>people forgive and move on, then the tempus 6 month anniversary comes up, it's supposed do be a hyped up moment with dual POVs baking things and guess what?
>despite having a solo stream on the same day, he doesn't show up to the collab. again. no shout-out, no announcement, no communication.
>once again doesn't address the situation, his only message at all is an "update" hidden behind a tier 5000 diamond membership paywall, that also doesn't adress it
>people have finally had enough and several tempiss sisters start to anti him on twitter etc, Vespies actually flee from /MANS/ and make their own general to take refuge
>ENTER the "menhera in Japan arc"
>claims he didn't bring his anxiety meds to japan because he feared he'd get thrown into prison for drugs (???? in all likelyhood those drugs are perfectly legal in japan)
>basically claims to have a schizo meltdown where he's holed up in his room all day
>somehow can still collab just fine with girls though
>admits he's been ghosting producers for his cover song for a long time and he's the only reason it's not moving along, says he wouldn't be surprised if nobody ever wanted to work with him again
>keep in mind at this same time everyone is still shitting on him for the ghosting
>shitposts about his dumb cover constantly to distract from the drama
>in all likelyhood the whole thing was made up as an excuse to dodge tempus collabs
>WEEKS after landing back home he STILL FUCKING PRETENDS he needs to "recharge his social battery" and goes "oh yeah maybe in 5000 months i'll do collabs again haha"
>"coincidentally" attends a collab with girls though, and of course he has a convenient excuse for why he HAS to attend that one
>now he's in Mori's collab, once again with girls, while ostensibly he's still supposedly recharging his social battery.

Did I get everything right?

>>43812211
>unless it's going to be unbelievably low effort
That sounds like Kronii

>>43810506
more like sex based

>>43812225
>muh rrat
Women (and “women”) shouldn’t be allowed on /vt/.

>>43811916
"It's like I'm really being cucked!"

>>43812250
>Near the end of the stream semi-apologizes to Magni and says "I normally never act like this, I don't know what's going on"
Haha holy hell that's pathetic. The fucking sex pest is truly blinded by pussy.

>>43811777
Burn it.

>>43812211
It's safe to assume that Council and ID2 are getting the interlude treatment Myth and ID1 got last year, with 3D performances prerecorded in local studios/at home, while Myth and ID1 will perform live and in group songs

Kronii is magically healed or what?? She took more time on break to be prepared for the surgery than healing

>>43812303
Yeah it gave me the impression that his primal instincts just took over and he went full
>unga bunga, Grug's club bigger than Drug's. woman marry me, not Drug!

>>43812121
I'm sure you feel happy to hear that she considers streaming to you, your fan, or in a collab with other EN girls to be equivalent to "school"
While getting to stream with two penis havers is fucking fun for her, according to your example.

>>43811594
Vesper ditch offcollab with axel while they're both in japan either plus he never visit him. Is he seeing Kronii in secret then? what else the reason he went to japan??

>>43812121
holy cope if you are serious

>>43812250
Nigger I am not reading all that

>>43811777
Burn it, record the video and post it here

>>43811173
>Yuck dude I hate gay shit
>Is that... girls blatantly yuri baiting?! YIPPEE YAHOOO I HOPE THEY LET ME WATCH FROM THE CLOSET

>>43811318
Europe?

>>43812337
I also find it strange, this shit doesn't calculate at all, + holofes in 3 weeks

This is a good news for kaela

Vesper casually mentioning female collabs at the end of his NV stream

>>43812303
he's what a lot of anons dreaded
someone that joined hololive just to mooch off the fame from the girls to prop themselves up

Have you fuckers seen the faggots tempus has? Maybe he should collab with flayon, altare or shinri to make these 5 schizos happy

If she comes back for the collab then continues to be on a break for health reasons after it then clockolds are below whatever the fuck enaa fans are called

>>43812486
>>Is that... girls blatantly yuri baiting?! YIPPEE YAHOOO I HOPE THEY LET ME WATCH FROM THE CLOSET
Average Hololive shipper

>>43812612
leave my homie shinri out of the troon squad

>>43811803
Literally the only good post.

>>43811777
Selling dakimakura but treating her fans like this afterwards, this woman is evil

>>43812574
He seem to be the most popular in tempus though so I guess the leeching strategy works

0 chance Kronii makes this collab. I'm not sure what Mori was thinking.

>>43810506
Oh nice
I hope Kronii mindbreaks him again

>Magni gets shilled here hard
>Ends up being a shitty streamer
>N-no actually this is a Vesper board!
>Ends up being a sexual predator
Why are women such poor judges of character?

>>43812821
If it was that simple Altare would be huge

>>43812250
What an awful person overall

>>43812303
This kind of behavior belongs in middle school. Only undeveloped assholes throw others under the bus, only to impress girls. Imagine being the "boomer" of the group and being this immature, it's embarrassing

>>43812612
Shinri is fine

>>43812890
fucking cope. Kronii will be there to suck Vesper cock with her brand new jaw

>>43812898
you think women are the ones shilling vesper's shitty stream? kek

>>43810840
Gotta support the cause. Or gay bait like Flayon does.

Aren't like all but 2 starsEN members 3-views now?

Kronii feels she can do whatever she wants because she feels as the most popular member of council, it's time for shilling Fauna to be the best on council

>>43810702
It's time for them to accept Vesperonii is cute and canon

>>43813036
Fagni, the sex pest and bettel are the only 4 views. The rest dip into 3views if not raided

>>43812250
I bet he was avoiding those collabs with tempus because altroon was in, vesper hates twitter so no wonder he doesnt care about that tranni. thats the only based thing about thos everything else...yikes

>>43811058

>>43813156
Doesn't explain why he ghosted Axel while in Japan

>>43810506
>Kronii
What? Isn't she having major surgery like right now? And her jaw will be wired shut for a while? Is she just going to be silent the entire collab?

>>43813063
Kronii is an interesting case study in just how hard a shitty streamer can be carried by a ""sexy"" model.

>>43813036
Magni, Vesper and Gavis are just barely above 3view, the rest are solidly 3view

idk who wants that. they cant be like sora or towa anyway.

>>43810506
so guys, what deflect will Kronii choose this time?
>Mumei's visit
>travel to Japan
>commer asmr

Why're you guys piss about it anyway? Magni, Kronii and Mori carry the collab while this fucker Vesper going to stay silent throughout the collab.

>>43813262
>>43813125
Weird. What happened to all the loud stars supporters on twitter breaking down da idol wallz?

>>43813317
My guess is something along the lines of "Don't you guys have female friends? V2

>>43813317
She ate a senzu bean and recovered

>>43813335
Yeah right, just like Vesper stayed silent during the Apex collab with ollie...

>>43813335
This, Kronii added nearly nothing to the Monopoly thing .

>>43810946
As a straight hot blooded male, i approve of this action.

>>43813063
Her personality is boring and her voice filters some people. It's not going to work

>>43813262
magni and vesper i can understand why
but what the fuck did clown guy do that made him stand out? (aside from farming crocodile tears and sympathy points)

>>43813230
Please anon she wont be able to suck cocks if its wired shut, she would never agree to that!

>>43813566
His model attracts females and he’s funnier than the 3 views

>>43813566
appealed to nijisisters, it's why his chat is such cancer

>>43813212
he ditched him the moment axel talked about "toxic masculinity" that or he doesnt wanna stay close to him because looks like axel does have some apeal to womans(?) unlike him, that or axel eis a fucking liar as well.sorry for the rrat btw

>>43813566
he screams, and loud = funny

>>43813566
>aside from farming crocodile tears and sympathy points

huh what did I miss?

>>43813566
I don't know why, but he somehow attracted /meat/

>>43810702
the same reason why kekbeats still exist

>>43813638
>axel talked about "toxic masculinity"

Did he really do that? I would do the same.

I think it's funnier how the girls basically don't acknowledge the second group of Tempus guys even exist. Even Amelia "unity" Watson didn't give a fuck.

>>43813566
he has the closest thing of guras comedic timing in tempiss wuch is not saying much.

>>43812250
I just don't get it
why don't the streamers just do exactly what I want them to do?

>>43811777
Just ebay it, I sold my used Ame 2022 birthday merch at profit

>>43810506
I can't believe this shitpost is became true, I hope Kronii doesn't recover from this and more of her fans leave

Vesper is like gura
both are the most entertaining in their branch, so even when they do dumb shit no one can stay upset

I need MagMori hentai

>>43813718
They all feel fake as fuck and shinris voice makes it so if he ever collabed with a girl antis would have a field day

>>43810702
>why do people still have fun when /vt/ said to stop?
lmao

I can relate with Vesper, I want to fuck women

>>43813672
a lot of his early streams were cancelled because "PC hort" and had to resort to twitter spaces

As a deadbeats, I am just happy that Mori streams as Mori.

SNOT is now Shark, Nature Owl and Tenchou by the way.

>>43813566
He's anime Jerma, down to being a Bostonian

>>43813712
yeah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-HgKTybPQY
I kind of get his reason tho, still dont give a fuck about people using that term

>>43810506
OH NO NO NO SISTERS I THOUGHT WE WON WHY ARE THEY STILL COLLABING WITH OUR GIRLS

Kronii and Mori are fucking Tomboys. Why is /vt/ denying their nature?!

>>43813566
He's funny as fuck

>>43813914
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Lfl_vFV3BE

>>43813933
Kill yourself female. Maybe for your Fujo fanfics but bettel is not even close to as entertaining as jerma. If he was he wouldn’t have had to join in the first place.

>>43814001
Oh no, she wished them luck.
Faggot.

>>43813718
Watson never gave a fuck to begin with, she was only ever interested in spiting her viewers because they dared to express their discontent

>>43814008
you've got something on your chin

>>43813824
being lied to by a clock woman is their comfort zone, something like cumbuds, they wont leave

>>43813914
>Mumei
>Fauna

>>43814008
Want me to time-stamp my dick to prove you wrong, since clearly you love Jerma's as well, I'm even from Boston as a bonus.

>>43813687
Hey man, Mori at least does projects. She wrote the Valentines VN and makes music.

>>43812432
You already cracked the code, I don't know why you're asking more questions, this is most likely what happened.

>>43813852
I don't know how you can watch a Hakka stream and feel he is fake at all. He's kinda annoying but genuine at least.

Why is it always the one you like that gets dragged into these downfalls.

>>43814001
By that logic the only only left in Snot is Gura. Course her alone would still be more numbers then Homofriends would ever see.

Funny how more people are now outraged that Vesper is collabing more with the girls than the girls collabing with the guys. Oh how the turntables

>>43813933
>>43814008
Who's Jerma and why is he funny?

>>43814261
Vesper yumes and fujos are a contentious bunch.

>>43813824
>is became

>>43814261
i hate both of them

>>43814180
she is thinking about vesper

>>43813638
only appeals to women who like men that look like women

>>43814261
>Mori
>Magni
>Vesper
It was cursed from the start because it's a Mori collab. Adding males just adds fuel to the fire.

>>43814001
Can you blame Kiara for having optimism? How was she supposed to know Tempus would cripple HoloEN?

>>43814261
The usual suspects already burnt their good will bridges. He still hides behind >muh anxiety.

>>43814180
Fuck sandwich, give me Kronii wonder bread.

>>43813718

>>43814606
That's just Ame being a homofag, as usual.

>>43813036
Most of them are 4views if there aren't overlaps. It's only the red troon that really suffers.
Vesper is the only that has a consistent ccv though, he's the longterm survivor. The clown is FOTM.

>>43813718
>Unity
You do realize that she is fujo prime right? She is there to get one thing and one thing alone.

>>43814031
>>43814692
I think she chose to support them because she unironically thought viewers would like male vtubers because she likes them herself, and that holostars wasn't successful only because they didn't speak english.
She had so much prepared to try to integrate them, from the Q&A, the duet karaoke, to the worms tournament. She went all in to try to get the audience to warm up to them.
The horrible way she went about doing it was out of spite
Now that it's painfully obvious that it didn't work and no one likes holostars, she ended up wasting a ton of goodwill and effort. Knowing her, she barely puts in effort nowadays so nothing has happened since

>Kronii makes people /here/ seethe for collabing with males
>Vesper makes people /here/ seethe for collabing with females
They truly are made for each other

Is this the only real ship in hololive en?

>>43810506
Based old man, get that kimchi you fucker

>>43814822
>both are pathetic retards who don't give a shit about hololive/holostars and don't want to put effort into their streams
Yeah, I agree.

>>43814808
Ame probably thought the homos would be like Roberu or something.

>>43814808
Should have waited to see if the homos were actually good first before collabing

>>43811487
men literally cant be asexual lmao

>>43814808
>holostars wasn't successful only because they didn't speak english.
Well in a sense yes, tempus are still 2-4x more successful than most except for a few heavy hitters like Robert. Even Flayon, the weakest EN, gets views as high as some of the oldest Stars JP. According to I think Axel, they exceeded expectations by something like 500%. So they're definitely profitable and certainly not absolute flops as catalogfags wish.

>>43810702
The same reason people still watch Nyanners, Koopa, or Mori. People are pathetic and will accept anything.

>>43811777
Burn it and record it, then post to Kronii's twitter.

>>43813036
I believe Altare and Hakka are the barely above 3view. They usually get around 1000-1500 viewers unless it's a later part of a long game streams.

>>43814784
She must be happy there's a yandere Shien in the Babudon skit from his 3D stream today.

>>43814945
no, thats the cope for every virgin who can get pussy and not willing to pay for it. And wont be surprised that vesper is one of those

>>43810506
>Vesper
>Kronii
The Enna and Kyo of Hololive.
Off-collab cuckening soon.

Kronii is going to peg Vesper and there’s nothing you can do about it:

>>43810840
Vesper only collabs with the Tempus members that don't have gender identity issues please understand

Magni might be a little queer but he knows what gender he is

>>43813960
Thought he would go on some feminist rant and being cringe at first but that wasn't that bad. Though I notice a lot when it comes to vtubing, the second they talk to an older man like Vesper/shinri they just confide in them. Kinda cute.

>>43813566
August 19th, 7:43 PM

>>43810914
Anon, he literally just marathoned Fallout NV for almost 24 hours.

>>43813824
Clock Cucks ICANT

>>43815271
well, exactly, men cant be asexual because they always crave sex. literally 0 iq creatures.

>>43814261
Thats cuz literally everyone here have given up on said girls, they truly are lost causes.

>>43814938
Nta
That's where the whole spitefulness comes in
I still remember like it was yesterday her Q@A where she preplanned her responses and delivered her "I'd be open to group collabs in the future" and emphasizing how she prefers solo content away, and the immediate flip to organizing collabs herself right out the gate and throwing the blue rapist sounding one into her duet karaoke and singing a love song with him
Just because some of her viewers voiced their discontent
Sad

>>43815443
I thought Kronii is trans?
Can you help me sort out these rrats?

>>43815021
Everyone is always so hellbent on comparing them to holo EN to make them look bad when Cover is obviously comparing them to stars jp, evidenced by their decisions based on HQs "popular demand". We also got Bettel out of VG so that's another popular hit. Overall stars is just better with Tempus than without.

>>43815021
When the bar for success is set drastically low, anything can be a success. Their target for success was fucking 100-200 ccv.

>>43815595
Women are some of the biggest coombrains on the planet, but no man should ever trust a fellow aside from at arm’s length.

Kek, where did this YABADABADOO thing came from and when did this came up?

>>43815909
aint that a Flintstones reference?

>>43815909
some cluck or or omagaAltere tranie how is mad at vesper was spamming it since his menhera arc

>>43815963
I know that, but I want to know when it became a reference to Vesper, I can't remember seeing this used before February

>>43815909
See >>43812250
>shat on Magni non-stop and tried to make him the butt of every joke solely to impress Ollie during their Apex collab
>Near the end of the stream semi-apologizes to Magni and says "I normally never act like this, I don't know what's going on"
Fred Flinstone reference for when he sees pussy.

>>43815794
Pussy is pussy even if it's from a mentally ill woman.

>>43816271
Truer words have never been spoken

>>43810840
because he is based

>>43812250
Sounds like wants to be a solo streamer and collab for growth which isn't a bad thing.

>>43810506
No fucking no way this bitch is really gonna have more collabs with Magni and vesper in 7-8 months than she had with Fuana her genmate.

>a collab with my genmates? im really sorry but im not feeling good. my anxiety depression and general menhera are out of control and i dont think i can handle being around anyone for a while... i need at least a month to recover...
>WAIT IS THAT A FEMALE GIRL? WELL GOLLY GEE SIGN ME UP YABBA DABBA DONT MIND IF I DOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>43810922
Not when she is wetting herself to his jokes.

>>43816425
>itoddler filename
This poster is DEFINITELY a sapling and DEFINITELY NOT a shitposting retard

>>43816440
kronii told vesper she'll take care of him like a grampa and his granddaughter

>>43816403
The guy is business smart, poorfags just don't get it

>>43810506
why is it always those four

>>43810968
Based kroni

>>43815694
hate the rapist but the ame /meat/ post was deserved.

>>43815887
If that was true then men wouldn't need to work so hard to get laid.

>>43810506
>ITT retards who STILL believe in Kronii
you're doing it to yourselves, move on, she isn't worth it, let her whither and die alongside the homos.

>>43815864
Well, their competition was NijiCN, excuse me, EN's Luxiem, with bloated and seemingly botted numbers and femcel chink money. Nowadays they barely punch above Tempus, but at the time that was the only direct comparison. So they were probably expecting low market share.

But there is a marker beyond mentally ill woman on the other side of the planet, it's why Vesper and Bettel do well, because they're fairly relatable non-homosexual white men with regular interests, instead of living caricatures.

>>43816535
The what now

>>43810702
they are called cuckroniis

>>43810702
Kronmei in shambles, Vesperonii rising

>>43816146
yabba dabba doo is just a childish expression of joy and excitement. Which is what vesper feels when he gets to interact with women. That is the joke.

>>43816425
can you blame her? fauna is boring af,

>>43810506
Based virile ojisan, getting some young puss

>>43812250
Supposed to have 4 days off collab with axel in japan but his anxiety hort came. Axel did tell him to cut the trip short due to his anxiety. His stomach hort because of the burgers he are before the 6 months tempus collab. Think he took off back home the same day his stomach hort.

>>43812337
Yea she took a vesper's D and healed up.

>>43816647
Good. Get that fucking bitch away from the owl
t. Hooman

I gave up on Kronii after she died laughing about something the leading rapist said. Lost cause from that moment.

>>43816843
DYRBI? He was never in Japan to begin with, all of this drama was just a bit

>>43811173
Yea don't watch the new boys because they do sound gay.

>>43816944
If that's true he made a lot of money with minimal effort lmao

>>43816914
didn't she visit kronii irl to gift her something?

You are all going to watch his stream today right? He's farming /vt/ drama for views

>>43815909
>>43815963
>>43816135
>>43816253
>>43816146
>>43816652
It's a spic thing stolen from Dragonball threads.
So the first person getting excessively mad at Vesper was a fucking bean man.

>>43816425
Fuck off, I hope Kronii the prostitute never collabs with Fauna ever again.

>>43813718
Ame only acknowledged them pre debut saying something like "support my brothers!" rting their announcement tweet.
I think the new boys are under a collab ban still.

>>43816647
Kronmei isnt funny, Vesperonii is especially with how much seething it causes /here/.

>>43815909
is from /dbs/ threads from /a/, here is a example of an average yabba dabba do post in /dbs/

>>43810506
yes, kino stream incoming

>>43816944
Fuck. He can't keep getting away with this shit. kek

>>43817093
vespernoiis = cuckroniis

lets just keep laughing at them

>>43817016
Yeah. And Kronii decided to mention it and use few days later as some throwaway fanservice when another tempiss collab was announced. She nowadays only fucking uses Mumei as distraction from tempiss collabs, so I fear it will happen again.

>>43811437
For now.

>>43810506
Collab beggar melting down as usual.

Did all the SEAmonkeys just learn the term sex pest or something and got their tiny minds blown?

Vesper artspammer, do you have the KinoPunch edit of him? That’s a favorite of mine?

>>43810840
>A FEMALE WOMAN?
made me kek

>>43816425
well fauna can INVITE HER like with dying light
but the girls really needs to get off their asses and organize shit.
this fucking colabs only happen becasue mori actually asks

>>43817214
It's a very convenient phrase because it can account for a wide variety of behavior while vilifying the person you're using it on.

>>43816425
Fauna is a fucking vegan cringe magnet.

>>43817296
Fauna hates organizing collabs and would rather just complain on stream about feeling lonely. The girls have said before it can take up to a month to get a simple collab organized.

i thought /vt/ hate faggots and trannies. why are you hating the man because he's straight and just want some korean pussy?

>>43817296
This, women can't organize for shit. The homos at this point have more collabs than the girls had in all of 2022.

>>43817437
well is obvious that is not the case since mori can do them so easily.
they just are lazy

Vesper is an actual selfish piece of shit and vesties are the exact same.
Don't ever wonder why you're lonely and friendless, vestshits.

>>43817453
/vt/ hates lugia for having no gender.

>>43810585
>he really did just join hololive for pussy lmao
Don't lie and claim that you wouldn't have done if you had the chance yourself.

>>43817524
>lonely and friendless
sounds like chumbud deflection, hope she streams soon buddy.

Ahhh, I can't wait to see Cope and Seethe round 2 kek

>>43811277
>Vesper is the only man that Kroni tolerates.
If every woman found one specific man that they could tolerate and ignored all the others, the world would be fixed.

>>43817524
Female post

>>43816843
The moldy burger stomach hort was the absolutely fucking biggest bullshit I've ever seen and I cannot fucking believe people fell for it.

>claims he's gonna eat moldy burgers
>literally goes "ahh yeah, I'm feeling it" as if food poisoning happens instantaneously
>later tries to go all "ohh noo they weren't actually literally moldy, but you know how some food is like expired but also not expired but like [incomprehensible schizo babble]" and says he didn't actually get food poisoning (but somehow still stomach hort, right??)

He's such a fucking bullshit artist man it's insane that people fall for this LARP shit

>>43816562
False equivalence. Women enjoy being prized; if they can make you labor for something, they absolutely will. Unless you are either loaded in the pockets or a living reflection of Adonis. None of this exonerates them from being sexually over-tuned.

>>43817672
>[cope]

>>43817562
I would as well. Yabba dabba doo

>>43817016
that was mumei's initiative, not kronni's, she didnt joined during the offcollab in japan so mumei felt sorry for her or something, still kronni has more collabs with vesper than with any 1 on 1 collabs with council rn

>>43817116
and that is from the flintstones you underage retard.

>>43819031
i know you fucking nigger, the thing i am pointing out is that there are crossboarders from /dbs/

>streams autismo games for 12 hours a day
>/vt/ just calls him a pussy chaser

>>43819219
Wait until you find out that "i kneel" and "ENTER X" are also from /dbs/

>>43817562
For K*ren? Fuck no.

>>43819301
At least he streams video games instead of western f2p micro transaction riddled trash.

>>43810506
interesting how Magni never gets shit on as much as Kronii, Mori, and Vesper do. Could it be that Magni himself is the one posting these threads? Many people believe this!

>>43820076
Isn't the reason that Magni doesn't get shit on as much is because he's actually gay? I'm not a full doxxfag, but his RM's content seemed really gay from what little I could stomach.

>>43812211
So the same as usual, and she is ugly. Nothing of value was lost. She should just transition to Tempiss.

>>43820076
To be fair, Magni just collabs with everyone. So people just figured he got invited and accepted it.

Meanwhile, Kronii and Vesper never collabs, even with their genmates. Which makes them stick out more.

>>43820531
fair enough
>>43820467
i was under the understanding he was bi

>>43811777
Wait a second...why does she have fangs like Vesper?

>>43820076
It's because Magni doesn't simultaneously ignore his genmates
I don't think Vesper got shat on for collabing until the whole ghosting fiasco happened either

Hey I don't blame him. Who would want to hang out with fags like Flayon or Regis "gotta support the cause" Altare.

>>43813995
The appeal of anime tomboys is that they primarily hang out with the viewer's self insert with basically no focus on whatever sports team they are in. In the context of vtubers, chat is the protag of a pov anime, which removes the need for a self insert character like in your generic harem anime, so the males they collab with are just random fuckers.

>>43810506
I'm glad Mori is doing more collabs with the holostars instead of trying to make up for the lack of member streams she promises 3 a month but you're lucky if you get 2 in case you were wondering

>>43820531
About kronni, lol it has gotten worse over time, i mean sure doing an offcollab in another country is not something you can do everyday, but is kinda funny that thsi is the first time that mufaubae strated together 2 offcollabs and kronii just jouned 1 day the first time and coudnt make it to the second one, and she HAS to go to japan if she want to do something decent for the 4th fest

>>43821774
...Why is she mad at me?

>>43822033
Dont even need to mention off collabs. At this point in time, she has more collabs with Vesper than 1 on 1 with Bae and Fauna.

>>43811777
Cum on it then burn it. Post it to her twitter.

This is never going to go away is it?

>>43822033
That one off collab kronii joined she fucked off halfway through to hangout with her other friends