/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

(You) Can do 20 squats right /MANS/?

SEX
WITH FLAYON

>>43759453
I'm a fat fuck and 20 squats is basically nothing. Bettel is REALLY out of shape.

>chicken legs
Can Magni have ANYTHING?

>>43759453
Yes.

>>43759440
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>43759453
only when i'm breeding flayon

rip bettel

bro… bettel is stealing the chicken legs thing from magni…

>>43759453
im so out of shape rn but yes

>>43759503
I'll never obey a jobber's commandments

(You) can do a 2 minute plank right /MANS/?

>1:15 plank
He doesn't know, does he?

>1 minute plank
He's gonna die

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

i love flayon so much......

>>43759453
I just ate 8 tacos, so no

>>43759572
Only 1 minute, I can actually do more than 20 squats tho

>Adore Flayon
>Will never be acknowledged despite any efforts I make
Why live

He's dying

>>43759565
sorry i'm too horny to think

bettel is dying

Bettel WILL vomit

Just got back from my birthday party, this is Flayon's first time playing oblivion right?

>Talk about Skyrim at school
>His friends start talking about politics
Flayon...

overpowering bettel's skelly petite body...

>>43759572
I don't even know what a plank is

>>43759663
skill issue, he's liked my comments before

>>43759663
just send him money or do your art reps

>>43759572
(Me) that was actually pretty hard. I have to practice my planking more.

>>43759733
yes

>>43759672
Go jack off and come back later when you are ready
https://files.catbox.moe/vjb08i.png

>>43759733
Happy birthday, anon!

>>43759758
...how?

is bettel a skeleton or a chubby piggy?

rrats are being slayed right now

>>43759803
Skinnyfat, he eats ice cream in bed every night

>>43759572
used to be able to before I became a fat ugly bastard

>>43759803
Extremely skelly

>>43759733
hbd anon! may your birthday wish come true! :3 *chu*

>>43759663
send him an akasupa

>>43759807
And by Flayon of all people

what the fuck im more fit than bettel all i do is work in grocery
i thought i was doing bad because my body fat shot up like crazy but shit man

>>43759572
I usually do 30-40 seconds, but I'll try for you anon.

I could easily snap all of Bettel's skinny limbs like a twig `(*>﹏<*)′

>>43759318
>>43759784
I am going to rape Flayon's tight little pussy so hard that he will never recover

>bettel eats cookies and ice cream in bed every night
>he considered a 45 minute walk “working out”
this nigga is FAT

To those that watched Axel's ring fit and are now watching Bettel, which one would you say is in better form?

>>43759572
I can plank for more than 3 minutes but realistically you don't get much out of planking for more than a minute or so at a time. It's better to do multiple 1 minute planks than holding one for 2 minutes or more.

>>43759997
Axel without a doubt

>>43759997
flayon >>>>> axel >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bettel

>>43759765
>do your art reps
The sad this is I have been, and despite my best efforts I haven't gotten a single thing noticed from him, including pic related. Though desu it's probably because I draw NSFW on my twitter account[/spoiler[

AXELOTL HATE

>>43759900 (Me)
I hated it.

I'll fucking gut you m8

>>43759997
Definitely Axel, even with the asthma debuff

>>43760094
nta, I go through the boys' art tags all the time and I've never seen this

>>43760088
Why are the dudes with asthma outdoing the others in fitness...

>>43760094
>Spoiler
You didn't create a separate non NSFW account for the fanart?

>>43760094
separating your nsfw art from your sfw art is the most basic shit ever you dumb whiner. he’s not interacting with your shit because he doesn’t want people to click cool art and get blasted in the face with seeing him getting destroyed by cock. just make a sfw account and stop complaining.

>>43760094
if you draw nsfw you might be shadowbanned because i haven't seen your art in the tag

>>43760114
niggalotl couldnt hurt someone even in an accient

>>43760135
>asthma debuff
Asthma debuff is a non factor

>>43760170
maybe it gives them better breath control. i wonder how hakka would do in fitness since he's well versed in breath control

>I don't like dolphins, they're freaks

I love Machina X Flayon!!!!

>>43759440
BASED OP

>mori eels

>>43760094
...you might be shadowbanned?

>>43760094
yeah bro youre shadowbanned lol

>what a cutie!

>>43760248
O________o

>>43760218
i never see nsfw art when i look up his art tag, youre probably shadowbanned

>>43759765
>do your art reps
my art is too suggestive I have a feeling he'll never notice me

>>43760094
There's all sorts of toggles that hide accounts from users, if you post nsfw that git picked up by the algo, don't have a verified account, followed a lot of people too fast, etc, it can qualify for those toggles or even get you shadowbanned.
I look at Flayon's art tag daily, this isn't there.

>>43760248
Time for an anon to write a fic about Bettel and 8 to 20 dolphin ojisans

>sit ups
this niggas gonna fucking die

(You) can do 20 sit ups right /MANS/?

holy shit, overpowering bettel would be SO easy

He can't even do one single sit up

>>43760242
I would think it is if it was bad enough to almost kill him when he was a kid. But I don't have asthma so I can't say

>Taking a man's clothes just because he wants to look at his naked body
The Elder Scrolls experience

>>43760441
sit ups are easy so yes

>>43760441
with my feet being held/using the bed, yes
otherwise no my core is too weak

How fat is Bettel?

>>43760203
Why so angry anon? Calm down.

This CLOWN needs to look up how to do a sit up!!!

>>43760203
>>43760203
I've literally never had to worry about that in my life before as an artist, man. I'll make the adjustment when I have free time but it rattles me
>>43760400
>>43760317
>>43760290
>>43760218
>>43760153
I had a feeling but I thought I was overthinking things because when I checked the twitter shadowban checking website, it showed everything as normal.

>>43760416
Nice

is there a white male on this general as weak as bettel and willing to cosplay ahah asking for a friend

>>43760441
nigga i’m fat as hell and even i can do 20 sit-ups

>>43760094
oh, you don't mind being known to be /here/ at all. anyways, you'll surely get noticed by flayon once you get out of shadowban/create a separate account. great art!

>>43759758
どうぞ

>>43760441
Sorry anon, I tried but I lost count when I had to stop to compliment Flay's maid outfit.

>full thread of flayshit
Does his entire viewer base just use this thread as a chatting room?

>>43760651

Two whole situps!

>>43760441
Yeah, I'll be dying, but I can

>>43760651
he's live, brother

Watching both streams at once is an experience

>>43760651
Talk about Bettel then fag this is literally a thread dedicated to the group Flayon's in

>gave up at 3
i am never doubting my level of fitness ever again what the fuck

>>43760651
Worst fanbase, unironically would be a 1 view without the holobuff but is a low 3view instead, most of his viewers basically use him as masturbation material and don't watch him. I'm just waiting for the day he graduates and most of these retards go back to nijiniggers.

Being a troll sounds so boring, look at porn instead

>>43760651
no one's stopping you from talking about bettel lol

>>43760651
go make /bettel/ whiny faggot. /nowa/ worked so well after all

this kinda counts but don't engage, desu.

>>43760772

Machiroons can be a bit much but I also like to squee about my oshi being cute so I understand

:3

Bettel what the fuck are you talking about

Someone's jealous of the cute shota, fufufu. What's wrong, your application didn't get viewed? Spend more time streaming and less time shitposting, seething 2view-kun.

>>43760820
It's usually /#/.

Anyways, I love Flayflay

That had to be on purpose, how do you mess that up?

I hope Bettel gets Ring Fit working so Magni does it too (assuming his back has recovered enough).

(You) can do 20 Jumping Jacks right /MANS/?

>>43760997
Holy shit me too! I love this cute red shota so so much! I love his voices, his energy, his design, his smile! I love everything about him! He deserves all the love and happiness in the world! You do too, anon!

Having to dance in front of the whole school is one of those memories that I keep hidden away in my mind and every time I'm reminded of it it makes me want to kill myself

>>43761053
How do you do that?

>>43761053
Only around 5-10

>>43761051
There's no way Magni will be able to do it unfortunately

>>43761094
You are in worse shape than Bettel. How does that feel?

>>43761094
how

>>43761051
>(assuming his back has recovered enough)
It will never recover anon

>>43761094
Well start with 10 and work your way up

>>43761135
>>43761131
Sorry I confused it with Jump Burpees

>>43761109
>>43761155
But he's doing squats now! He's recovering!

>>43761072
Cute anon!
I'm always happy to share a thread with people that love my oshi as much as I do, you have great taste and deserve all the love and happiness in the world as well!

>>43761155
;-;

Bettel's tummy must be so fucking flappy and soft

>>43761053
I'm pretty fat, but I can do a good amount of jumping jacks and situps. Not enough arm strength for a pushup tho :/

>>43761219
i see

>>43761233
Easy to bruise with a fist

>>43761308
It's so soft that your fist just gets absorbed

>>43760651
why are shittelheads like this

>>43761051
please i need my tempus power rankings

>15 a day for like, a week?

Altare taking Bettels

Don't say I didn't warn you

You are lucky I like you.

> No fat
> No Muscle

A fucking Bettelbeat

Flay has no pants ToT

i can't wait for flay to randomly speak like an oblivion npc in his future streams

Bettel sounds really different talking with low energy voice hah

>>43761507

>>43761053
I can probably do 20 burpees, maybe more
Jumping Jacks will get to 100 and stop out of boredom

>>43761420
Vesper>Altare>Axel>Shinri>Magni>Hakka>Flayon>Bettel

>>43761526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN80_7rNmcE

>>43761564
how can you be so wrong

>>43761564
>Flayon that low
Anon, the only one who might beat Flayon at Ring Fit is Vesper.

>>43761671
Those are who beats the shit out of each other the best though not stamina rankings

>>43761714
You're still wrong.

>>43761714
You're replying to ring fit

bettel’s only worth is unironically as an abusable onahole

>>43761652
part 4 is the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XR6dsy7ATE

(You) can do 10 reps of 20lbs right /MANS/?

>>43761714
Flay Flay lifts. he got power

>>43761773
The truth about Gavis Bettel

>>43761776
i still kek

FLLLAAAAAAAYYYYYYOOOONNNN
HOOOOLLLYYYYFFFFIIIIISSSSTTTT

>I'm very straight

>>43761791
Even Mori works out with 20lbs weights

>I'm very straight
dyrbi

>I'm very straight

>>43761880
>>43761886
>>43761907
I believe it

>>43761791
>20lbs
10 reps of what?
Probably, yes. That's not that much even for triceps or shoulders which are my weakest muscles

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>>43761933
Bicep Curls I assume

Bettel killing himself live on stream. You all could have stopped this

>>43761933
I think he is doing hammer curls

>>43761993
Good, let it happen

>>43761953
YES YES YES

>>43761993
i want him to keep going.

>>43761953
I would kiss him on his forehead and listen to his cute giggles!

>>43761791
weighted pull ups? of course
captcha akpsa

>>43762054
You will send an akasupa now right? It's a sign anon

Wolfquest will be just Magni + VG, won't it

>>43761993
Does it still count as ryona if he turns into a corpse while someone is fucking him or is that more of a guro thing?

>>43762102
how do you know I haven't?

>>43761953
I'd smother him with kisses and listen to him ramble for hours!

Reminder that your Oshi Is straight and keeps his HG and VG pals as friends they can trust and be emotional with, but are sexually and romantically attracted to women.

>>43761953
K-kissing outside of wedlock? />//~//</
How low this world has fallen!

flayon just kills people to strip them

>sees naked woman
>shrieks

>Bettel's chat concernfagging
Can't escape

>>43762121
that's necrophilia

>>43762156
Good.

>>43762115
Isn't Altare joining?

>>43762121
it counts as hot

>>43762187
I'd do the same desu.

>>43762208
Didn't Altare said he was gonna take a 3 days break?

I'm so jealous of melly

>>43762208
Unclear at this time since he was still sick enough to cancel a stream

(You) can do a handstand right /MANS/?

oh my god he's going to die

HE DIED

>>43762375
My core sucks

>>43761953
YES YES YES!!!!~

bettelchama…

The face tracking exposed the bit right away

>>43762375
No.
But I can do a headstand!

You can do 15 push ups right /MANS/?

i'm going to kill your oshi, bettelfags. that was in poor taste.

Kek he just ate shit from that handstand

>>43762375
Now you're asking for too much, anon

bettel should go easy and do some RDLs with the dumbbells

>>43762451
shut up woman

>>43762375
no I get too dizzy

>>43762375
I can never get the balance right

>>43762375
My back is too fucked up for that.

>Sees wolf attacking him
>No! Magni no!

>Healing spell?
>I thougth it was holy fist!
Flayon...

>>43762530
YJK...

he really is practicing for the wolfquest stream kek

>>43762297
I wasn't listening that closely during his latest streams, but I remember people mentioning ITT that he was in for Wolfquest. Dunno if they're right or not though.

>>43762354
He was recovered enough to do like 2.5 hours of karaoke first thing in the morning yesterday, so I doubt the cold is still a big issue.

Convince me that Bettel isn't this incompetent at everything and it isn't all just an elaborate bit

this game (oblivion) is simultaneously really pretty and really ugly

HE'S GOING EAT A SHOTGUN COCKTAIL LIVE ON STREAM LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

Bettel is gonna kill himself live on August 19th...

>>43762601
It looks good for a 2007 open world game

>>43762601
He could turbo mod it
Looks pretty decent, but your CPU will chug

>>43762297
>>43762596
he said he was going to join the collab and take the weekend off, considering he just woke up i think he'll still join

>>43762601
god tier art-stile

>>43762596
he confirmed he’d be there a few days ago. he DID say he’d be taking today off but he also doesn’t tend to count collabs hosted on other peoples channels as “his” streams so it’s unclear.

>>43762596
He said he was going to see us next monday but when he was sick he still showed up for fortnite for a while so who knows what he will do

>>43762597
he's not that incompetent, he's pretty average at a lot of things and plays up being bad for us

>>43762597
He's just weak and autistic. How is he incompetent at his job?

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1629255473605103618
>good morning
>6pm EST
leader…

>Fanart from the best community
Shinri...

How come the lil redhead mech pilot fella doesn't get many views?

You can do a rage quit right /MANS/?

>>43762802
>fanart from the best community
WDHMBT?

>>43762751
>https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1629255473605103618
leader in japan??? (or Australia?)

>>43762824
shitty personality, shitty chat, shitty games

>>43762857
Yeah... That's it

>>43762833
not enough women with a baby care fetish has discovered him yet

>>43762751
you know how fucked his sleep schedule is

>>43762187
Same, I hate anime women.

>>43762859
>shitty personality
Oh that's surprising. I only saw a tiny bit of him, but he seemed like he was some kind of charismatic voice actor type.

>>43762824
Its not fair....

>>43762857
That's just the typical Altare sleep schedule, I'm afraid...

>>43762833
I'm not a pussy. 100 push ups is harder.

>>43762802
Is that real? If yes, then aww... cute.

i sure do love choking on delicious bait

>>43762906
I don't think he has a shitty personality but he's very autistic desu

>>43762857
>he doesn’t know

>>43762802
>Fanart from the best community
what if he did not mean the holotempus community kek

>>43762824
>/#/

>>43762932 (me)
Easier*

>>43762906
yeah he's too much of an autist, not the endearing type but the completely socially clueless annoyance, whenever he's not trying to cover up his personality with sound gags and voice acting bits

>>43762802
are we the best community?
no way right?

>>43762859
Oblivion is a pretty good game.I think he could've had 1k if he didnt overlap with bettel.

>>43762859
But enough about altare...

>>43763013
Shinri is just deluding himself

>>43762802
this man is yabless

Dude, Flay's manly prince voice is so fucking SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>43762906
that guy's a schizo, ignore him. the main reasons are cause he's loud and autistic, and isn't that great in large collabs. shota models usually aren't that popular either

>>43762996
seethe

Flayon is so fucking funny I love him.

>>43763043 (me)
Sorry, meant to say Vesper.

>>43763079
the true opsec king.... i kneel

>>43763089
Plus he only play story heavy games most of the time

>>43763089
nta but loud and autistic sounds absolutely shitty to me, what's the difference?

>>43763094
Soulless

rare, medium or well done steak, /mans/?

>>43763259
Medium

>>43763259
None, I don't like steak. Give me fish instead.

>>43763259
3/4

>>43763259
Medium

>>43763259
medium rare

>>43763259
medium to medium rare

I want Flay to stream in a little bit more SEA friendly time because there're more shotacons but anyway he ins't numberfag

>>43763259
Depends on who's cooking, normally medium.

>>43763188
personal preference, i guess. if you read the thread you can see there's at least a couple people who really like him

>>43763094
I don't watch the red retard but jesas that's bad.

>>43763259
I want a hamburger

>>43763259
medium rare. i grew up eating well done steak due to my parents until a friend set me straight

>>43763259
Medium has the best texture

>>43763259
medium, ofc

>>43763079
He's so professional and prepared, and it's kind of hilarious how rare that is.

>>43763386
same, except my parents called well done medium well

>>43763259
Well done. Don't even reply to me. It's bad because you don't know how to cook.

>>43763259
Well done with ketchup, cope beefcucks

>>43763504
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

>>43763259
I guess I'm the only one who prefers it rare.

>>43763358
>Anon doesn't know the picture was cut off to not show Altare, Axel and Hakka

I love how Magni is sometimes so unintentionally cute. Like when he caught an eel in sonic and went 'Can they feel? Like.. are they able to.. Love?' This man is such a sap

>>43763504
Based.

>>43763259
I thought I liked well done because that's all I've ever tried but for the first time I've had medium when my rich friends took me out to KBBQ and god damn was it so good.

>>43763582
Not like they're relevant anyways, people only watch Magni, Bettel, and Vesper the rest are probably as bad as Flayon in solo streams honestly.

>>43763582
numberfags only show what's convenient to them to create their own narratives, who would've thought

I think i could count the steaks i've eaten my whole life with my two hands. and all of them were well-done. :(

>>43763643
Altare?

magni would have a field day with this guy

>>43763259
well with chick fil a sauce

>>43763678
No, I'm a Machiroon.

i cant believe i could fucking beat bettels ass. im the thinniest fucker on this general and i can still do all of the shit he cant do. what the fuck

Why is this thread so shitty now

>>43763684
Spoiler that

>>43763672
anon..... its ok. its not too late to have steak done right

>>43763713
That doesn't exclude you from being Altare, suspicious.

>>43763684
Those are some big nipples.

>>43763101
No, no. That’s Magni.

>>43763684
This picture is so simple yet so hot. I love male nipples.

>>43763720
numberfags are bored and the best they can do is “you bad number”

>>43763554
you and me both brother, the blood makes me feel like an animal after it's done hunting

>>43763720
there is a total of one numberfag

>>43763684
Finally a good post

had to step out for half an hour, why does flay's model keep pausing? is he doing something weird or is it intentional

>>43763719
im sure 75% of this board can do it too, he's a manlet who can wear Small size woman gloves

>>43763816
You counted, so now there's two hehe

>>43763882
No...

>>43763847
i think his tracking is messing up for some reason

I have never eaten a stake in my life. I'm not vegan or anything, I just haven't. Same with bacon.

(You) can touch your toes right /MANS/?

>>43763847
Maybe the filter is fucking up the model?

>>43763871
im just as small, if not smaller. i could kill this man despite weighing probably less than him. im baffled

>>43763985
Yes ez pz

>>43763985
I'm not 80 or in a wheelchair

>>43763976
anon, a stake is a piece of wood that you drive into the ground
a steak is food

>>43763976
Well I would hope not, you'd get a bunch of wood chips on your tongue if you tried chewing that!

>>43763976
>I have never eaten a stake in my life
That sounds like something Nowa would say...

>>43764030
Oop, esl slipped out

>>43764040
MEDS

Betsy's long legs confirmed!

>>43763985
nope my oshi will be happy to stick it in my fat folds

>>43763684
Oh fuck... that's good

It's kinda fucked up Bettel pretended to kill himself in front of his audience. I don't think I can watch someone who would do that to his fans...

>>43763882
But anon... you're counting too...

>>43764086
A FUCKING DISCTELLION

>>43763985
Of course I am not a fat fuck

>>43763976
>stake
n-nowa...?

>>43764086

>>43764086
>Bettel has both the ryonafags AND the concern fags now
Poor Betsy

>>43764086
You tell him disc..mato?

>>43763985
never could
and i swear im not fat
never was
just not flexible at all

>>43764086

>>43764147
huh that's actually a pretty good name

>>43763985
not even when i did ballet and gymnastics

>>43764153
If you try every day for a minute you will get there one day

>>43764098
Nooo...they're multiplying...the virus is spreading...

>>43764086
That's erotic rp in these parts, it's what the audience wants.

>>43764086
Why would you even make this when phantomunamused exists you poser?

>>43763985
no i have weirdly long legs

>>43764166
>file name

>>43764146
huh im away. are the nijisisters making a big deal out of nothing again?

>am i too heavy?
i want to type fat fuck in the chat so badly

>>43762824
Not trying to be a hater or /#/-fag, but there's a few reasons I can tell off the bat as someone who has a lot of time to watch streams but always bounces off of Flayon Despite loving the concept of a shota voice actor.

>Slightly abrasive voice
He frequently screams and moves his voice all over the place during his streams, while its reactive, it often feels forced and unnatural which is uncomfy.
>Bad game selection
I'm not sure you could pick games that have less general appeal than RPG maker games and megaman. Sorry if you like them, hell, I like some of them, but theres nothing about "RPG maker game with mediocre writing Episode 6" that pulls in new viewers. He needs to pick some solo games that are new and exciting. Or if hes gonna do RPGs, play one that wasn't written by a teenager or manchild jesus fucking christ
>Personality
This is super subjective, but I don't think that he's gotten into a comfortable groove with his content or his audience. Theres a good bit of dead air, and the jokes/stories/content per hour in the zatsu kind of way is pretty stilted.

There, autism incarnate, had to get it off my chest after seeing the same thing as this anon >>43763094 in my feed earlier today.
Despite everything I said, I'm 100% sure Flay can turn it around in a positive direction, I think hes a hard worker and is dedicated to his Machiroons.

>>43764213
probably
its never negatively impacted me tho
so ive just never cared about it

>>43764265
Look at wittle threadreader awww

mucho texto

>>43764272
You know what to do

>>43764272
>had to get it off my chest
No you didn't. This isn't your personal blog
Also if you aren't trying to be a number fag then you are failing miserably. Fuck off to the number thread

this little kitty cat sounds like he's a sex offender

>>43764435
>sounds like

>>43764015
>>43764026
>>43764113
Without bending your knees?

>>43764272
>it often feels forced and unnatural which is uncomfy
This is my main reason why watching him is difficult. But he has really loyal fanbase and I'm glad for that

>>43763985
Yeah. If my muscles are stiff from work I can't make the stretch, but ordinarily I can almost palm the floor with my knees locked. And I'm a 190cm fatfuck.

OOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>43764435
Wouldn't Khajits speak with a breathy due to their feline throats?

>>43763259
Medium well, with a serving of fries and béarnaise sauce on the side

HOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I am the last Tempus fan in this thread

>>43764272
ignore the other replies anon, yout criticisms are fine and in good faith
t. machiroon

>>43764476
yes

>>43764476
Well yeah, that's the whole point. I can touch my forehead to my knees, it's the only stretch I'm good at

this game is so goofy kek

>>43764476
Yeah.

>>43764535
hol up

I would pay money to see this man in Navy SEAL training. Beyond my tax dollars, I mean.

>>43764535

>>43764573
hard reset yourself

>>43764272
It's funny because I like MMZ and seeing his thumbnails made me want to emulate them again but I'm not watching his streams. The time I gave him a chance it was okay with some voice acting but then he says some straight up faggot pandering shit and I just click out. He might be too autistic for me.

>>43764637
He'll die.

>>43764272
These are fair bits of feedback and as someone who loves Flayon, I do agree. I don't mind the RPG games, he keeps them to once or twice a week, and I really love the Megaman playthroughs. He made those really fun and I look forward to more. I'll still give him some room to grow, it's barely been a month since their debut. It took my kamioshi months to get to a steady point so I'm patient enough to wait for machi to get to his. That's all part of the idol journey, watching these boys grow and learn!

>>43764703
how do you manage to get both of their eye colors wrong

>>43764631
Big fan of tempus boy tiddies

>>43764703
collab one day......

>>43764726
Don't worry, they have soldiers trained to medically assist him.

>>43764766
That would imply that anon didn't steal that art from another IP

>>43764272
>Bad game selection
from what I've seen, all of the other boys (HQ included) had a game that set them apart from the rest and let their personality shine through. Vesper had FTL, Magni had Sonic, Shinri had What The Golf etc.. So far it feels like Flayon hasn't found that game yet.

>Risotto
>Bondrewd
>Skeletor
>Dio
Based taste in merch.

>>43764766
It's a Picrew thing

>>43764766
He only masturbates to the idea of them fucking, doesn't actually watch streams

Bettel wins by doing nothing

(You) can get a crown in Fall Guys right /MANS/?

>>43764770
VG interviews soon! Ish. I think

>>43764535
>>43764631
>>43764767
TIDDIES TIDDIES TIDDIES GOD I LOVE TIDDIES SO FUCKING MUCH

>>43764870
...no

>>43764870
Okay that's the hardest.

>>43764870
I have only gotten them in the Sonic event

>>43764870
I used to, but the skilled based matching puts me in the same room with golden dragons

>>43764916
Nice!

So Shinri's membership will only go for one hour?

>>43764886
ikz

>>43765029
Yes. Check his schedule.

>>43765029
Yeah, that's what he said

>>43765070
Faster

>>43764870
Only in random lobbies. I always get BTFO by fall guys autists in streamer lobbies

>>43765070
Oh, look at 'im go!

>>43765071
>>43765091
I say he should risk it like Hakka did

>>43765098
AAIIIEEEEEE

>>43765070
FASTER

>>43765170
faster

>>43762906
he's honestly pretty funny, just a little bit socially awkward (but getting better). people got filtered from his social awkwardness in the early collabs

I MISS LEADER

>>43764766
its a picrew

Artistchamma...

>>43764272
>Bad game selection
bruh, let him play what he wants. just watch what you want.

im going to start lifting so i can benchpress every single bettel like male out there

>>43765170
EVEN FASTER

i thought guilty gear was today... i'm sad now

how many times has flayon died from traps in this stream? I just saw him get caught in two of them in a span of 10 minutes

>>43765367
Based. Go for it anon.

>>43763582
of course they would, flayon is easy numberfag bait lol

>>43765275
me 2

>>43765189
>>43765238

>>43764793
It feels like that game would be Titanfall and Megaman, both of which I enjoyed a lot and looked forward enough to order pizza for. I think he's fine with his game choices.

>>43765386
About 4-5 now

>>43765493
Perfection

>>43765493
NOOOOOOOOOOO