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oh shit just like my anime

come back my autistic husbandwife.... I wanna see the boys' new outfits so badly already too TToTT

wuca love!

https://twitter.com/HexHaywire/status/1628568873716051968
Canadian confirmed?

LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban !

sonnyban blowjob TOT
https://poipiku.com/5090084/8356913.html

>>43658581
giwtwm

>>43658515
He's a Newfie...

AI fuuchan singing, weirdly cute
https://twitter.com/hezixiaosheng/status/1628284533077602304

Me and Wuca are gonna get mawwied in the family way lol lol

(the cookie dough whiskey is hitting so hard)

I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband! Live becoming Mario in around half an hour...
https://www.youtube.com/live/8O1hJu9Xnqs

>>43659078
wow that's so cute...I don't know what in it makes my heart go doki doki, maybe it's how soft he sounds

>>43659158
remember to drink water

>>43659078
i want to make vocaloid wife say obscene things

>>43659268
Thank you, sweetheart fellow lucub! I'll get some right now, you’re kind to remind me.

>straight incest
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEE

>>43658175
he looks so good in the kfc collab!

>>43659423
Oh come on incest is wincest whatever the flavor

>>43659179
He sounds so cute, the roboticness of it makes it even cuter because in my mind it like his mechanical throat is adjusting to singing and he's trying to calibrate it.
>>43659331
They're making AI Fuuchan 2.0 maybe they'll make him say stuff instead of just sing....hearning wife say vile disgusting things would actually kill me

>>43659551
no it isn't m/f incest is shit

>>43659423
Straight incest is SEX because of the very really and disgusting possibly of making fucked up babies

>>43659613
I accept that headcanon, I wish wife would talk more about his throa2

>>43659650
don't care, didn't ask
gay incest>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>43659613
if it does work like vocaloid, you can tune them to say things. you could probably make it sound like he's moaning and crying...

imagine luca getting impregnated and he tells his brotherwife "babe?? dont call me babe call me bro" my fucking sides

>>43659619
I respect your opinion but humbly disagree because I think you are wrong but I respect your opinion as a fellow nemmen person but like...

I think the forbiddenness of the incest is the hot part, and that doesn't change with gender, does it? If you disagree I'd love to talk about it, what makes two same sex people hotter than opposite? Unless you just mean two dudes in which case we just won't agree because like... girls are also hot.

>>43659703
RIP to all the loli briskadets who want to be impregnated by their onii-chan...

i just want to put luca into a incest yume scenario now

>>43659995
WOULD

Bing bing wahoo time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O1hJu9Xnqs

>>43659668
My wife has now abandoned lore altogether...Legatus please come home...
>>43659758
No...it's too much power in our hands, imagine all the sex noises we could make.

>>43659912
Nta but it's because two men is hotter than one if your attracted to only men, like how two slices of pizza is better than one. I do think the main allure of incest is the pregnancy aspect and the possibility of making a genetically fucked baby

>>43660360
That's fair! I'm a bislut so all `cest is like, created mostly equal to me! Ehat I like is the wrongness of it all, I'm not into pregnancy generally (though the possibility is appealing because of the risk).

i think vox would either treat 12 minutes like the pinnacle of storytelling or bash on its retarded twist relentlessly

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>43661401
>>43665281
I miss luxiem collabs..soon please for outfits

Cute boys that sell you chicken

>>43665870
i wonder what the collab items will be....

>>43667127
I know one of them is a cupsleeve, dunno about anything else. They look cute though, except for Vox. Stop trying to put hats on him, it basically never works. If the hat was gone he would've looked fine.

>>43667281
i think vox looks cute in the chibi...but yeah the hat really was a bad decision...cupsleeves is an interesting choice for a chicken place....i'm looking forward to seeing the menu items....

>>43667436
Oh this is cute

>>43667605
And these are some type of ticket things, not cupsleeves. My bad

>>43667605
>>43667681
aahh...these are cute...cn fans are pretty lucky...

dead

alive

>>43667605
i want to nom chibi luca

>>43667681
I found these as well, probably the sleeves for the KFC chicken bucket things? really hoping they sell them online!

Alive.

I miss my (cute and autistic) meow meow

Otsonny!! RIP emiira... I enjoyed watching Nintendo games continue to melt his brain, I think el gato may have sent him coffee. Many questionable sounds and comments in this stream. Wooded kingdom was our first stop to once again shake off the rust with some banger tunes in the back, and here our sick and twisted evil streamer commits suicide, has more encounters with tori-san, fights a dog, faces instant karma for his hubris, bullies chat more, the list goes on. He was definitely in a mood again today... am I watching a retarded little kid play mario, or am I the kid being talked down to? Later was lake kingdom, which was also fun even if that segment was shorter. There was a cute moment with him trying to communicate with a german greyname he thought was a bot, and of course it's not a sonny stream without him stubbornly spending 20+ minutes on something retarded and/or unnecessary. You know what, I think he gets his PG title back after this stream. If he's this determined to get a moon in an intentionally unconventional way I fear for our sanity when he starts BOTW. This stream was on the shorter side (at least for mario) but there was definitely no shortage of goofy moments, almost too much for my sleepy brain at times. It makes me happy that he both enjoys odyssey so much and can still make it entertaining... it was said in jest but if he replayed the game on stream I would gladly tune in. Just Mario.

Noctyx zatsu earlier was chill, with how things turned out I wouldn't quite call it a drunk zatsu but I'm kind of glad sonny didn't force himself to drink 20min after waking up. Some of the things he says around those boys, good lord... I'm just happy he's happy. It was fun watching everyone reminisce about those weeks around debut and talk about potential projects and things for the future. JUST DO IT. They've really come so far in a year, I look forward to seeing what they have in store for 2023, collabs or otherwise. And yes fuuchan, I do appreciate being called slimy... thanks for looking out for us. Thank you for a fun day of streams taichou, enjoy your chicken soba and see you tomorrow for idk! Don't forget to update your switch before smash bros! o7

>>43672384
GN

Fat cat

>>43670752
I need to know the artist....fucking sex

>>43673877
cummerbund with suspender… nice

>>43673877
>big bananas
UOOHHHH

Ike's doing a collab with Layla! I'm so excited to hear him gush and teach her about the Swedish language, and for her to teach him some Indo. I'm sure they'll have lots of fun together!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9N5lF9puq4

Cute Ike giggles! Him and Layla are so sweet. The setup is a bit scuffed on his side, but I love this Powerpoint Presentation.

>>43673877
Sorry I got distracted, I found mysta too for the mystakes here

>>43675487(me)
Forgot the pic i-

>>43675540
type normally nigga

>>43675602
Sorry just horny

>>43673988
Oh is that what the waistband is called? uwwoooohhh sexo

Ike adding in the word 'Speed' to learn because Fart funny! I love this dork. He's been sounding so happy and full of energy.

He's giving Indonesian words a try! Layla keeps praising him. He's doing so well, such cute pronunciation.

>>43667605
cn sisters are so lucky

>>43676968
KFC in china is a different beast, they get so many collabs...

>>43677170
do they? thats quite impressive.. those collabs last for several weeks, right?

Demon with horns is so sex

>>43677461
yeah they're huge there and have collabs with gacha games and stuff. i'm still sad about the exclusive arknights skins from their collab with KFC....

>>43675776
yeah! it’s usually just plain without the belts thingy though. but boy do they really love to accentuate his waist in every single official art

>>43677660
they got kfc genshin skins as well...I'm so jealous

Demon in Kotoka's chat

>>43679433

>>43679484

They were on the last slide, but Ike suggested to share memes, of course he did. I've been too into the language talk to really say anything, but I just love how Ike can be so knowledgeable and good at teaching Swedish, while also dissing it at the same time. He's so good at explaining things, in his own silly way!

Ike, please sing Caramelldansen one of these days. I need that dream fulfilled.

I hope my wife comes back soon...TT^TT

>>43680971
3d debut, I can feel it

There's a chance somebody's archiving the collab with Ike and Layla, right? Layla played some music on stream by accident and I'm not sure if her privates are gonna be cooked after that or not.

>>43681448
Hope your feeling is right, it would be kino

Do you envision your oshi as taller or shorter than you, or do you keep to canon heights? I like demon being taller than me, height difference is cute.

>>43681448
He promised Hare Hare Yukai dance for the 3d debut already.

>>43681660
It’s not like he’s gonna hare hare yukai for an hour straight, though that is funny to imagine

>>43681660
doing the hare hare yukai dance alone...

https://nhentai.to/g/385897
imagine this doujin with your oshi as a shota

>>43681828
>implying he isn’t gonna get kagami to do it with him

>>43681901
>ike
>asking anyone for anything
i wish

>>43681828
Someone made an mmd after he promised, it's cute
https://youtu.be/9No8mSrWhbc

>>43681901
He would actually crumble at the thought, he's too much of a fanboy

Ike has left Layla to read out the donations and talk to her chat, and I'm left Ikeless until tomorrow morning. It was a good time, though! I liked how he kept referencing chat as an example, in terms of all the Swedish words Quilldren pick up because of him, he really does give off teacher vibes and we're a class of annoying little troublemakers. It's cute and he was cute, they both were. I hope he had a good time, it seems like he did, and that's all I could ever ask for. Have a good day, Ikey, and have a good day, anons!

chinese kfc has such good eggtarts...

>>43682572
fuck i want eggtarts now. i live walking distance from somewhere that sells them but we have a fucking wind alert today...

>>43682848
californian?

tuning into hexs stream and hes doing a possessive affectionate yandere schtick. hes not my oshi but if my oshi did so id be so happy, lucky hexlings...

>>43682882
wrong coast. we get wind and it means 0 visibility because of all the snow

>>43681949
Seeing mmds like this make me so excited for the 3D debuts it’s not even funny. I want to see Ike dance cutely for real

>>43682964
Every single time a NijiEN guy wants to act sexy they act like a yandere... It's all so tiresome...

SAY SOMETHING
GIVE ME (YOU)S
SPEAK

>>43684297
i'm inside your bathroom

>>43684367
why

>>43684434
taking a shit

>>43684473
at least do a courtesy flush

>>43681651
shorter. i’m already a little bit taller than he is so it’s not too difficult for me! i want to be his big spoon.

>>43681651
Taller but because every guy I have met has always been taller than me so It's what I'm used to
Plus canonically he's taller

>>43681651
Taller so I can get wrapped in his arms and looking up to him is very cute. And he's taller than me anyway so it works out!

>>43681651
His canon height is fine because I have a thing for submissive men who are taller than me.

>>43681651
taller because i love imagining him tilting my chin up to kiss

>>43682359
have a good day quilldren, i miss most of ike's streams but i like going back to see your liveposting and summary like the kadet

>>43686662
I need to be able to push him around and know that if he tried to fight back he would have to struggle to overpower me a bit rather than being able to do it easily. I need him tiny.

Kyo's signature is so cute ToT literally a 13 year old little boy

>>43687697
But he would never try to overpower you because he's so emotionally attached to you that the idea of you leaving him makes him cry.

>>43687697
If he's taller but still a skinny stick you can easily push him around

https://twitter.com/nijisanji_app/status/1628235820913266689
I'd bust a fucking nut if we had duo voice packs for EN as well...imagine Vox and Fulgur talking to (you) at the same time T^T

>>43659703
Anon no you can't say that, people are gonna think you hate women!

>>43688715
then i can pretend they're talking to each other

>>43683338
Good, I love yanderes. I think more men should do yandere acts. In fact, I miss Rias.

oh the japanese quilldren who bought 12 tickets is trying to get ike's tickets again

>>43688395
there's no way, alban is fat.

>>43689129
this cosplayer i've followed for years is a lucub and failed to get luca's tickets... would've been nice seeing her ig stories about it

>>43689145
He's fat not fit, you can still push him around

>>43688964
>In fact, I miss Rias

>>43688850
That'd be fucking hilarious you buy a voice pack thinking it's going to them talking to you and instead it's just 10 minutes of them talking to each other

>>43689295
im still sad over missing them, ive never seen someone's tickets sell out that fast before

>>43687163
Thanks! I don't think I could ever do those extensively impressive summaries that Briskadet does, but I'm glad you like my silly little rambling liveposts here and there. There's some really good Ike streams left this week, and I'm excited.

>>43689394
i'd pay for that
>>43689430
part of me is glad i couldn't go to the noctyx one because knowing me i would've missed the tickets. OTAKUTHON PLEASE INVITE THE BOYS THIS YEAR. OR ANIMENYC.

>>43689643
Every day I pray for a shota Fuu and caretaker Vox RP, I am willing to perform a ritualistic sacrifice for this.

>>43690167
we came so close with the acting collab i could taste it

14 minutes till ike's tickets go up o7

>>43690369
I'm still pissed that it got snatched right out of my grubby little hands

I want to make a joke about the ticket sales but I feel like I would get accused of hating women again.

Sellout Times for AISD:
Shu: ~3-4 minutes
Mysta: ~4-5 minutes
Luca: ~1-1.5 minutes
Ike: ~2-2.30 minutes

Ike's tickets sold out. Took ~2-3 minutes.

good luck to any kindreds buying milord's tickets tomorrow!

1 more week until my husband comes back

Got my Ike tickets! Now Vox tomorrow…

>>43693120
congrats quilldren!

>>43693080
I love him and miss him

>>43693279
I had a rough day at work, gonna listen to bf2 to feel better

Rrat: vox read slow strokes https://twitter.com/vox_akuma/status/1628861669140037634

>>43694457
fucking star wars fanboy to the core

>>43694457
where is my christmas album

stinky kadet needs a shower

>>43695492
sonny slips one or two fingers inside them

>>43694828
this fucking reylo shipper... I really wanted to know which tags are his favorites tho

>>43695492
Nyooo the slime is a natural lubricant that protects the skin, it's harmful to strip it away...

me and wife https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guEyxTpevFo

>>43698158
I miss him too and I know I'm gonna get separation anxiety when he comes back...
https://youtu.be/s50vvwTystA

>>43696259
If his favourite pair is reylo it's definitely hate sex and heavy impact stuff because they wanted to straight up murder each other in the movies.

Uki playing Hollow Knight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wD7XUXQ18w

>>43699176
If he ever comes back.........

>>43699176
I really really really really miss him....

i miss watching him live

Intercourse with my oshi!

https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion/status/1628898400732123136

kaichou in a suit and tie, drinking a lot of water before his presentation cause he's nervous. just as he begins kaichou loses control of his bladder and pisses himself in front of everyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYfFBwIz-5g
piochan streaming you live from the year 2107

>"a single tear rolls down my face"
Will always love the Pio calls back to old stories he told from many streams ago.

piochan's fat cock inside me

alive

Feel better soon Uki

kek

he is asking to be filled with cum!
https://twitter.com/luca_kaneshiro/status/1628924492218273792

>>43708434
he will still be hungry anon..

>>43708614
his limitless appetite (for cum)

noctyx anniversary art is out

>>43709864
alban looks so cute...TOT

can't believe noctyx are actually cats

>>43709864
WIFE WITH A CLAVAT? FUCKING WHORE WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING LEGS????? MY WIFE SO SEXY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>43709864
Fuuchan looks like he’s going to hit me on the head with the bouquet

the bracets are nice but I think it lacks a little bit of design? they all look the same, same for the cases

>>43710091
the same as luxiem's ring necklaces basically, its just a bracelet this time

WAIT I JUST NOTICED ONE OF HIS LEGS IS OUT UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH MUST LICKTHAT DELICIOUS METAL PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO

here's the full art/acrylic stands

>>43710211
Uki's coat is cool

>>43709864
Alban looks so cute..sadly..no tummy...

I HATE SHITTY MERCH I HATE SHITTY MERCH... at least the art is pretty nice, sonny looks sufficiently creepy

>>43710211
That coat feels like one step towards giving him a full skirt and I'm praying for it

wife about to beat the shit out of me with that bouquet

>>43710211
Uki looks so fucking good

im going to be schizo and say the blue in uki's coat is for yugo since it doesnt fit otherwise

cute cute cute cute ToT

>>43710514
anon you need to let it go

>cat
wife....................not like this...........

>>43710211
Wife with his goofy ass half pants he probably cut up to look "cooler"

noctyx's nijipuppets will also be up for resale when the anniv merch goes up along with the unit art snapshot cards

>37 dollars
This is a fucking scam

the good: cat merch
the bad: where the fuck is the personalized merch, why are boys not allowed to have it. slap on a simple drawing from them on a T-shirt, that simple

>>43710631
He's the cutest little kitty

>>43710211
oh I like the cat's outfit. They always make him look good in official art.

>>43710764
>the same design for all of them
>ugly as piece of metal with a name on it, no details for each (stars, paws, eye tattoo or guns)
>standard circle-shapped gem
>probably will rust or break in 2 months
great!

is it draw by kiki? wife and uki look great and she has her favorites kek

>>43710695
Finally I can buy as many sonny puppets as I can put in my cart, I was so stupid to only get one last time...

>>43710814
They’ll probably just stop doing personalized merch, shame

Vox is defending Reylo on main today

>>43710764
Anykara really needs to up their merch game.. I genuinely thought it would be a bit better for Noctyx

>>43711091
baby sonny pape is so cute..

>>43711347

>>43710211
I wish Sonny was actually wearing the jacket, it would make his outfit a lot less boring

>>43711477
White woman energy

Posting this same screenshot from main cause he's so pretty, finally merch where his face isn't slightly wonky

>>43711528

star wars sucks

>>43711477
>>43711528
>>43711593
Somebody please lock him up

>>43711874
Let him profess his love for Reylo!

Vox is part of the Kylo did nothing wrong club and he is so based for that.

>>43711012
it's by axia's mama

Shu's long absence scares me and I hope it's not a pattern

>>43711477
this is so fucking funny

holy shit they actually made sonny look like claude.... i hope kadets are happy

Sonny side up

>>43712481
I've never touched the movie but it's nice seeing people get invested in things

>>43712566
He didn't even deny wanting to breastfeed Kylo

>>43712805
The only good thing that came out of the movies is Kylo Ren and also how much it made me want to fuck adam driver

>>43712921
ok vox

>>43712686
he's warm and toasty

>>43713010
KYLO IS HOT AS FUCK AND I AM TIRED OF PEOPLE TRYING TO TELL ME OTHERWISE

>>43710211
they chickened out of giving wife short shorts on one side of his pants and instead he has to wear whatever fashion abomination this is

piochan started falling for reiji after one line

>>43713204
Short shorts on one side is fucking awful though

>>43713490
better than whatever the fuck he's got going on right now. at least we'd get more leg

anikara HATE!

I just want my cat back

I hope every single cunt that ever said the boys get favoritism or special treatment when it comes to merch to die a most painful death.

i miss shu.

>>43710211
I'm glad they actually put some effort into mixing formal suits with techwear. The outfits actually look interesting.

>>43714251
I love how many straps it has, it's like wedding attire but make it kinky

I feel sad and lonely. I hope sonny streams soon

>>43715225
me fingering shu

>>43710211
In terms of suits these are the most interesting suit designs I've seen so far. I'm not mad because formal wear is expected for anniversary art and they tried to be creative this time.

I just hope the boys aren't stuck with boring fucking suits for their outfits.

luca might not stream tonight....

>>43710656
It's not a half pant leg. It's one tall robo boot. There has never been canon robo leg art.

>>43715813
I'm so sad, but I hope everything goes well with the doctor and stuff

>>43715817
he called it a leg reveal though

>>43715817
>There has never been canon robo leg art.
until now. he literally said leg reveal

>>43715545
I will kidnap him and strip him layer by layer

>>43715961
i hope so too, tried not concernfagging over it too much

>>43716004
Everyone, including fulgur, wants him to have robo legs, except the official artists. It's very clearly going over the pants and not under the pants.

>>43716223
if wife says those are his legs then those are his legs, simple

>>43715972
Well he’s not the artist dummy

ver going on break

>>43716452
and the artist probably knows fuck all about his lore, like the one who gave him flesh limbs for the cafe collab.

yaminions......

>>43716460
was expecting it but was still kinda hoping he might just take extra days off and stream 2/3 days instead.

but whatever. gives him time to recharge and comeback. plus kinda forgot feb is short so he won't be gone as long as i thought

>>43715817
He has cybernetics legs, his boot IS his legs

>>43716787
That’s why anon said there’s been no confirmation

>>43716966
I miss him so much....but I've also been really busy at work so that's keeping me sane. gn anons.. I hope there's some good news coming soon

>>43717461
good night yaminion! sweet shu dreams

>>43716787
I know Fulgur's lore has robo legs, and I want him to have robo legs, but those are clearly not his legs. If anything he has legs (robo or flesh) under his pants, pants, then robo boots. Just Fulgur and comfydants willfully refusing to see it.
Also, artists do make mistakes but there's a difference between in-house art like anniversaries and farmed-out art like cafe collabs.
Maybe in future outfits he can get canon references for his legs or other cybernetic features.

>>43717461
he'll be back soon! probably next week! the break has made me very schizo so i've been tracking his sleep schedule and he's looking a lot more recovered from jetlag as of yesterday so i'm taking that as a good sign! [\spoiler]

>>43717461
goodnight yaminion, dont forget he has a honkai stream in march just one more week

he might be able to stream!

>>43717654
He has no actually legs or feet he doesn't need shoes, that literally could be his legs with built in boots

>>43717654
>uh ackshually the artist doesn't know shit about his lore (trust me bro) and those legs are OBVIOUSLY flesh and then metal boots OK?????????????? fulgur needs to see the truth about his own model snort fixes glasses

>>43718109
Not what I said. But you are blind if you can't see that the boots go over the pants.

>>43718306
Or he could've tucked the pants into his leg joint and the knee thing is just a knee pad

>>43717654
he doesn't wear shoes, his feet are his shoes. even if the shoe this time is a boot and part of it goes over one pant leg it's still technically a part of his limb. regardless i don't care enough for his mediocre anniversary art to keep debating over semantics of how his shoe/foot/leg should be labelled, it won't magically make the art better

I've made a list of Yugioh decks that I think would fit the boys the most. Probably not the best list since I don't know that many archetypes,

Vox: Burning Abyss or Abyss Actor
Mysta: Spyral?
Luca: Any troll deck
Shu: Dark magician
Ike: Live twin? Old entity?
Fulgur: Ignister
Sonny: S-Force
Yugo: Orcust
Uki: Mermail
Alban: Flufal
Ren: Dinosaur
Kyo: Melffy
Aster: Dragonmaid
Hex: Vendread
Ver: Infernoble?
Doppio: Heroes

>>43716004
knee reveal happened already

>>43719016
a knee is not a leg you dumb fuck

>>43719080
your knee is not a part of your leg?

>>43717532
>>43717812
thank you! i know but it's so early and right when i have to get up for work ToT and also in nihongo...but happy to catch a glimpse of him via clips afterwards!

>>43717748
oh really! his sleep schedule is a mystery so i didn't bother, but hopefully soon....it really feels like the usual days when he streams and in between days when he's online catching up with twitter content except the streaming bit..

I still find it funny how in the entire time since the start of the year where he's basically been gone I still haven't really found another oshi...how did his autistic cute ass worm his way into my heart this much, I have no clue either. Anyway, have a good day/night ahead anons!!

>>43719080
My knees aren't connected to my leg apparently

>>43719265
>>43719184
are you guys trying to play retarded? A SINGLE KNEE IS NOT A LEG. A KNEE IS PART OF A LEG BUT NOT A WHOLE LEG. WIFE SAID LEG REVEAL BECAUSE IT SHOWED HIS WHOLE ASS LEG. HE ALSO SAID KNEE REVEAL BECAUSE WE ONLY SAW THE KNEE BACK THEN

fuuchan please come back, theyre going insane over a leg

alban....i miss you......

>>43719341
i just wanted to point out we have had canon robo leg art. unless he's got a prosthetic knee and the rest is flesh for some reason.

>>43719341
You people are fucking retarded.

>>43719686
eat my ass will you

IT'S A FUCKING LEG BECAUSE HE SAYS IT'S A LEG, HE'S A CYBORG FOR FUCKS SAKE HE PROBABLY HAS MULTIPLE PAIRS OF LEGS HE CAN SLOT IN AND OUT

No streams have made anons violently autistic

>>43719912
sucking on wife's metal toes

Tumblr’s looking like a real good containment website for some of you.

Nice thread comfydants.

>caring about what some random non-comfydant is saying
heh

>>43710211
Uki looks so pretty in this

>>43719971
His toes would be nice and cold in my mouth, I'd warm them up for him

>>43720294
turn his sensitivity up and maybe you could make him come from it...

>>43720361
This is veering into weird fetish territory but I imagine tickling his feet until he pisses himself...

>>43720611
you treat him to a large soda drinks so his bladder is full. then when he starts feeling the urge to pee, you start licking between his toes

I’m so scared to make jokes on this thread nowadays because I know you guys will attack me and accuse me of hating women again.

https://poipiku.com/1131104/8360098.html
Briskovid and Fulgatus SEX

>>43720710
Why did you spoiler large soda?
Forcing wife to drink liquids until he's bursting at the seams and forcing him to hold it in, if he pees when he gets tickled he's not allowed to cum

>>43720789
Please make a joke

>>43721243
Why should I? I got attacked for doing it last time, there’s no point in doing it again.

>>43721062
for dumb reasons, don't mind it. for extra humiliation you can make him mop up his own mess. if you want to move on to aftercare you clean up while he bashfully watches from the couch, all clean and warm and still damp from the bath.

>>43721424
Might as well. Thread is shit. Or go to /cbdct/ since they already hate women

>>43721689
Already pulling out the women hating shit once again. What is your problem?

holy samefagging

>>43721827

>>43721827
you know who it is if you notice the pattern, ignore it next time

LOVE! really like this one

>>43721500
After care is me allowing him to pee, giving him a nursing handjob and then rolling him up in a blanket while we watch movies on the couch

>>43722471
I miss grumpy and sleepy wife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AVAXQS1Cp8
piochan and genshin, please make it entertaining

>>43722501
I miss him too...when will our lovely wife come back

my husband is streaming a horror minecraft map! hope his throat is okay
https://youtu.be/JrdI2F1gBL0
https://youtu.be/JrdI2F1gBL0

not another break, i will actually kill myself

>>43722347
someone's gotta take care of all the pee on the floor anon!

>>43722631
s-soon! haha........................

>>43722942
I'll mop it up and he sits on the couch and pout because he didn't get to cum yet and has to wait for me to clean up first

>>43723038
pouty and whiny wife... he's really good at whining...

>>43723014
T-two weeks r-right...? hahaha

>>43723086
He's a bratty little baby at heart, I don't believe him even the slightest bit when he says he's a switch

>>43723304
two weeks into one more month....one month into two months....two months into four months.......

>>43723400
there is not a single nijien male you niggas will accept has a dominant bone in his body

>>43723534
Anon?

>>43723400
he's really bratty, sometimes it catches me off-guard. he can't resist poking the sleeping bear or kicking the hornet's nest. he'd be one of those guys in BL that seduces ojisans off the street to steal their cash and leave them high and dry, until one day he meets his match and gets raped. good thing i'm not a yume because i have no patience for brats...

>>43723619
yes?

doppio wants a strong mans

>>43723534
I know this is a shitpost but literally Luca, Ike, Sonny and Vox?

>>43723534
different anons have different preferences? i like vox and shu as exclusive tops. and did you miss every kindred and kadet yumepost?

>>43723697
>>43723726
I see posts about how vox is a fake dom all the time, many an anon is convinced luca is a sub, ike gets called a literal woman, the only and i mean only exception is probably sonny

>>43723770
My brother in christ people can be switches, just because I think wife can't be dominant dosen't mean other men can't

>>43723818
the point is everyone here shares that mindset with their oshi kek
>there isn't a dominant bone in his body
every single time

piochan couldn't get any men

frozen pio cute

>>43724016
he should ask hex for tips on how to be a whore

>>43723882
/nenmen/ is the forced feminzation, forced sub thread. if you like your oshi being masculine or dom, you don't stay here long

>>43723882
>everyone
because you know each person itt and you obviously know what they think of their oshi

>>43724163
cope

>>43724109
You can teach someone something that is in your innate nature

>>43724185
ah so you're the retard camping here trying to shit up the thread with bait

>>43724233
*CAN'T
I'm retarded

>>43724289
no it's just an observed reality that begs to be mentioned, how literally nobody /here/ can believe their oshi is a dom

>>43724279
i have nightmares of this gif....it's fucking terrifying....

>>43724279
STOP STARING AT ME FUCKING PIG

i love you luca but wtf is this

>>43724349
Be not afraid

>>43724327
if you think fuuchan is anything other than a baby girl or cumsock, sisters lose their minds and call it a shitpost or raid. i just like manly men

>>43724327
have you literally not seen the fic archives?

>>43724445
so you're going to keep crying what other people enjoy or make your own content about it?

>>43724467
half of those were written on dares or just to be edgy, need I remind you of when an anon wrote BDSM shit just to piss a shitposter off kek, proves nothing

>>43724405
aieeeeee......get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head

>>43723628
I like them bratty, the more resistant they are the more satisfying it is to break them. Wife is prime ojisan bait, cheeky little bitch deserves to be rape corrected.

>>43724522
>half of those
>nobody
...

>>43724522
>anon wrote BDSM shit just to piss a shitposter off
what

>>43724639
right, the other half were written just as an exercise of ability, my bad

>>43724503
nah, i'm fine. i make my own content and enjoy content off of here.
when two people dare to point out that /nenmen/ is mainly interested in effeminate, subby men, you get defensive about it. even though fuuchan, self professed switch, would probably hate you for calling him a sub.

I am becoming too powerful, watch yourselves

anons can you get better at spotting bait and not replying, its the same "woman joke hate" shitposter

>>43724679
>when two people dare to point out that /nenmen/ is mainly interested in effeminate, subby men, you get defensive about it
literally no one got defensive people just called you a retard for believing that
>fuuchan, a self professed switch, [headcanon]
don't you ever get tired?

>>43724679
I would haaaate for my wife to know I call him a subby bottom bitch boy useless hole cumrag, oh no he would be soooooo mad at me.

>>43724745
weren't you the one just pushing your sub headcanon as reality? kek

>>43724710
I love arguing just for the sake of it even if it's a shitposter

>>43724679
>fuuchan a switch
I know he's part cyborg, but that's just mean!

>>43724769
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about

>>43724793
read the thread next time before jumping into an argument then

>>43724791
Do you think he has an off switch for his dick?

>>43724833
voice command
BONER OFF

>>43724820
stop being a retard saying a whole thread is X because you got pissy some anon likes their oshi getting buttfucked

Would your oshi suck cock for 5 dollars?

>>43724710
my filters are too powerful, it catches all the fish without me even seeing the bait!

>>43724871
i would suck it for free

>wife caring about what some random on a basked weaving forum thinks he does in bed
el ol el

>>43724850
That would be so easy to take advantage of, just shout Ejaculate at him and he'll cum in his pants

>>43724871
he definitely would !

>>43724903
>My oshi doesn't care what randoms on an anonymous imageboard say about him
Time and time again this gets proven wrong, and yet.

>>43724889
shut up hex, you're ruining the blowjob economy

>>43723534
kek, honestly i love you for this

>>43724909
kinda hot

>>43724889
Okay Fulgur

>>43724919
He's a seiso pure virgin boy stop corrupting him!!!

I want to feed Ike sleeping pills and then molest his unconscious body.

>>43725045
Installing voice commands into wife's cybernetics and making him do things he would say no to, controlling all of his movements and actions, he's not even allowed to breath without my permission.

>>43725131
he might not do it now...but imagine his life on the streets back in his future !!!!! he had to !! TOT poor boy......

I am begging on my hands and knees for anykara to make better merch

>>43724595
need someone who can put him in his place in a future wave... his brother is too soft on him even with the occasional ERP. he has one way of laughing that sounds especially bratty. makes me want to put my hands around his neck and choke him out until the sound peters off. maybe i don't like brats because they bring out a violent side of me i don't think i have much control over......

>>43725412
alban reusable bag......i want it so bad now....

>>43725412
herro anykara hear
we no make expensive
bad for business!
thank you

>>43725412
wow imagine a makeup pallete uki themed...or even a lipstick

>>43725466
something like a baggu would be cute, wonder if they'd get in copyright trouble for that. man i just want fridge magnets

it's been more than a year already I hope he at least try to know the name of his senpais..

>>43725464
Oh yeah it's that snortish laugh that's a bit high pitched but not kettle level, he beings out the violent side in me as well...some times I want to fucking sock him in the face and I don't think I have enough self restraint to stop.
Choking and abusing the little bratty bitch until he becomes docile and pliant, then you pamper him until he's back to being a brat then you repeat that cycle ad infinitum.

>>43725612
luca?

>>43725651
made for ryona. him reading the legatus505 scene where he has to dismember himself shouldn't have been as hot as it was. i swear i was just into normal bdsm shit before him

>>43725503
These kind of colour changing lipstick would be so cute for Uki, they wouldn't even have to design anything just buy the lipstick and slap the stargazer and his name on it.

stop talking numbers luca aaaaaiiiieeeeeee

>>43725818
I was already into weird freaky shit before wife but his personality, his voice and quite frankly the way he acts just brings it out from beneath the bed of my consciousness where I've stuffed it.

this bgm reminds me of kyo