/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

So it looks like instead of "coming back strong for us" Gura decided to not stream and ghost us once again. In case you need a reminder why Gura keeps getting flak for this behavior.

Sex with a fembud.

I love my wife so much!!

>>43687954
She can, but she won't. To Gura "being busy" is an excuse not to stream at all while everyone else works around it to stream for their fans regardless. Gura was like this last year as well and it seems she hasn't changed one bit in that regard.

>>43688268
She doesn't think streams are important. They are her absolute lowest priority content. Anything else, even some tourism ambassador meeting, always comes first and streams are always the first thing to cut out.

Oh boy, here we go again

>>43688268
She obviously meant the idol stuff you retard

>>43688325
She will

I fucking love this girl

>>43688268
>>43688325
>>43688350
What do you call this?

>>43688350
I really wish Gura cared more about the streaming aspect in Hololive.

>>43688436
nijinog threadshitters

It'll all be worth it in a week or so. Gooba 3D showcase is upon us and it will be the most kino of all Myth.

>>43688366
At this point I think it's a bot making those posts. He has some key words and it auto generates a response for each thread to try and derail it. He deliberately cross-posts previous threads to restart the argument in each new thread, rather than replying to said posts in their respective threads. There was that guy who made a bot that wrote posts on 4chan that would make people start arguing with each other.

I literally cannot get enough Gura in my life.

>>43688436
The truth

>>43688535
sure Mr. Threadshitter

>>43688436
People unworthy to call themselves chumbies.

>>43688587
>this retard
>a chumbie
come on now

>>43688513

>>43688513
I really want to see what a bot that maximizes for (You)s will look like in a year or three.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>43688563
Where's the streams?

>>43688666
on guras channel

>>43688683
You mean the one from almost a week ago? Why have there been no new streams since then?
>muh busy
Everyone else stills streams, its just Gura being like this.

>>43688624
Every post follows a similar formula and has the same sort of words in them. Even the most dedicated of threadshitters take a break every now and then. Gurame shitter took a break from spamming this thread for a while, even. Every single thread now, these posts appear right after the thread is made, and they're always formulaic.

>>43688436
Acceptance

>>43688844
why do you keep ignoring that gura has a chronic sickness that exhausts here at least thrice as much as a normal person

>>43688516
She's a treasure.

>>43688878
>Gura does the same thing
>The same posts keep happening
Great detective work anon

>>43688844
>everyone else
>>43688325
>everyone else
Gura is busier right now. Though shit, Fireholder.

>>43688957
>Gura does something different
>They just change the angle

>>43688936
Until she says that's what she has and is the reason she isn't streaming right now you're just making stuff up.

>>43689041
proof?

>>43689029
>>Gura does something different
Oh you mean like streaming and communicating consistently? Maybe she should try that.

>>43689075
>Makes stuff up
>Asks others for proof
That's not how this works

>>43689083

>>43689041
>shows all smyptoms of that sickness
>"NO ITS NOT THAT! SHE HAS TO CONFIRM IT!"
you are either ignorant as fuck or just want to cling to your narrative at all costs

>>43688325
It's been like this since of May of 2022 when she took a break because she was moving. Then when she came back people asked how the move went and she changed it to "house hunting." Things changed forever in May of 2022. Gura started hate streaming and her fans.

I know this is obvious, but these people would just attack Gura for some other reason if she streamed consistently. Even if Gura provided the hourly updates they expect from her, they would still say she isn't doing enough.

>>43688957
>>43689083
Yes, Gura was definitely in Japan last year, same thing, also you have more than 50 IQ.

>no delivery again

the sisters sure have been furious ever since the daki announcement.

>>43688325
kill yourself you pathetic fucking inbred SEAmonkey.

>>43689189
oh look this retard joined again

How long are the 3d debuts usually? An hour? I might miss it at this rate.

>>43689136
>>43689189
Proof?

>>43689221
This is what obsession looks like

>>43689245
Yeah they're generally an hour, give or take a few minutes

The foundation of fan enthusiasm is live streams. If there is only one thing left on her calendar, it ought to be live streams. The bonus, extra stuff like songs and concerts build on that foundation. The reason that people are disappointed and confused is that she threw away the foundation and keeps trying to build the extra bonus stuff on top of nothing.

>>43689221
>Doesn't stream
>But muh daki
Pathetic

>>43688878
I believe it. They say the same shit and the replies are also the same shit. Word for word even.

>>43689216
>>43689280
Proof?

>>43689311
Just hang out here for a few days.

>>43689280
>idol company
>concerts and songs are a bonus
lmao

>Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing, over and over again, expecting shit to change
>Everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking "this time is gonna be different, no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different!"

>>43689280
nijinig mentality

>>43689189
Cumbuds are in denial of this. I haven't seen denial last this long in forever. Shit absolutely changed after may.

>>43689294
RT M

>>43689294
RT

>>43689290
>He's mad

filters?

>>43689334
>No proof
...

>>43689342
kill yourself you threadshitting SEAnigger. Go back to torturing monkeys and raping children in your subhuman shithole.

luv me shark

>>43689336
>this time will be different for sure right chumbies? I'll definitely get back to posting schedules and streaming 5 times a week!
Newbuds don't know that this was once reality and it was glorious.

>>43689342
Proof?

>>43689449
you're not a chumbud

These threadshitters in a nutshell

>>43689344
Well shit theres only one other chumbie with me here? Being the last chumbie is gonna be easier than I thought.

>>43689449
any proof? Nope.

>>43689429
Nasty little one aren't you. You'd be happier if you got your head out of the clouds and stopped denying that she doesn't give a fuck about you anymore. Find a better oshi, she ain't that good anymore.

>>43689510
>no proof
hahaha lmao fireholder

>>43689449
>5 times a week
never happened

Chumchads just can't stop winning

>>43689510
>PLEASE HATE GURA ALREADY!!!!
kek you subhuman seamonkey will never succeed but keep wasting your time here

>>43689458
>>43689483
eat my dick

>>43689510
go back to your ESL 3views, sister

>>43688268
or you could just fucking kill yourself faggot.

>>43689510
There is no better oshi. You know nothing about Gura and are just seething because she's loved in a way you never will be.
Kill yourself threadshitting SEAmonkey anti.

>>43689497
Not happening.

>>43689555
>no proof

>>43689555
being able to scroll twitter makes you a chumbud now?

>>43689550
We just can't stop winning with no streams

>>43689510
You really that mad she world-filtered your chat-spam?

>>43688350
blah blah niggerfaggot.

>>43689608
Cope

>>43689608
>no proof
fireholder... give up and go back to makimg new twitter dox accounts every week

>>43689555
Damn that week was garbage. Only ark and bully were the good streams that week

it's too easy to make chumbuds seethe
your oshi is nothing, now fuck off and stop shitting up everywhere you go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQcV9eEH7fk&t=11965s

>>43689608
>We

>>43689555
>Gura schedule
>Gura streaming at least 5 times a week
Ancient history at this point.

>>43689674
>>43689662
>no proof

>>43689674
>says the guy seething because of guras mere existence
kek

>>43689681
Not streaming and refusing to communicate with your fans isn't cute behavior.

>Gawr "I can't stream but can like pedo art on twitter" Gura
Nice streamer lmfaoo, meanwhile Kiara streams while she can't even speak from sickness

>>43689674
Your oshi is a fat whore just kys already

>>43689707
>Can't provide any proof
Fireholder...

>please hate her why won't you hate her
They're giving me a good chuckle today at least

>>43688666
Be patient Mr Satan

>>43689768
So this is a kfp huh

>>43689764
>>43689768
>Still no prook
kek

>>43689768
>Nice streamer
Yeah better than your fat whore of an oshi KEK

>>43689542
>>43689551
>>43689564
>>43689579
>>43689623
>the amount of (You) this post got
Chumbuds just can't stop seething, where's that "I'm superior to you" attitude now?

>>43689764
she streamed and communicated since her return though

>>43689815
Fireholder ismore like a depressednousagi fan actually

>>43689815
no it isn't. its a retarded SEAmonkey trying to cause more and more strife. He's a Nijinigger.
Kiara loves Gura.

This is why Gura will me mine. Too many mentally ill in here.

Alright seriously what's going on, this is so obvious that it won't even bait out the frustrated chumbies and sadbuds, what the fuck is this, are they that bored?

why do cumsharts always bite bait

>>43689838
You're the one who's seething on /ggg/, stop sucking chumchads cock retard

>>43689838
>counting (you)sfor some bizarre deranged reason
>still no proof

>>43689838
Ironic

>>43689768
Kiara also probably fucked up the Myth 3D showcases by getting everyone sick. Fuck her. Selfish bitch.

>>43689896
>cannot prove his claims

>>43689838
it's hilarious that you're wasting your time in this thread, achieving nothing. Life is not forever, and you're here wasting precious seconds. I for one love it here, but you're here just to suffer. You're going to die soon, yet you spend your time here. My Fucking Sides.

>>43689942
>no proof

>>43689768
oh yeah, you're definitely mad about the daki lmao

>>43689942
I hope Gura is staying healthy

>>43689896
because i have to tell you that you're a dumb faggot. And each time you get called a dumb faggot, you become more of a dumb faggot. Dumb faggot.

Gura is sleeping right now. She's probably drooling all over her pillow.

To the anon a while back that said Stacklands was a cool game.
You're right this game is pretty fucking neat.

>>43690035
Why are they mad about the daki in the first place? Its just a picture on a pillow cover.

>>43689982
And I'm getting you to waste your time replying to me. You sit here all day replying to me. You are not any better.

>>43690097
Some people fear lines

>>43690067
I want to smell her dried saliva

>>43690118
Nah i'm having fun, sniffing my own butthole, and masturbating while watching vods of my shark wife, and you're sitting there crying, raging, seething. Kek. Keep it up dumb faggot.

>>43690172
the smell has such a nice sharp tang to it.

>>43690188
no, you're sitting here all day replying to me. wasting your precious seconds of life, to reply to me. once again you're not any better.

>>43690258
>PLEASE VALIDATE MEEEEEE
god you are one pathetic sack of shit

>>43689982
>>43690188
>I'm not seething I swear

>>43690097
People get irrationally mad at lines on paper. Loli's always make retards seethe and throw away their values.
"free speech" my ass, none of these niggers actually care about free speech or freedom of expression.

>>43690067
I want to be that pillow...

>>43689768
she's just like me fr

>>43690258
you're probably not even watching something cool on your second monitor, and haven't even cum yet today. Cumming must be hard when you don't have a cute loli shark wife to fap over. Semen covered hands typed this post.

>>43690053
UOH!

>>43690053

>>43690053
Tiny...

>>43690338
still replying and still not seething im sure, also that's a really strange angle you're taking. I'm still better than you no matter how hard you try to be funny and self deprecating.

>>43690302
do i look like i'm seeting? Look at gura's squirting little cute cunny and tell me i'm seething. Lol.

I will always love Gura.

>>43690414
>I'm not mad I swear I'm not mad I'll even post loli porn to prove I'm not mad
LMAO

Very funny thread, keep it up!

>>43689195
>Better to not improve at all because of some hypothetical scenario I made up of prople being angry at other things
Stupid logic

>>43690067
I hope she gets plenty of restful sleep so that she can stay in good health

>>43690414
welcome back hero

>>43690460
Chumbie don't consume chicken you're going to get sick...

>43690470
Catalogfags learned pilpul.
We're doomed.

>>43690457
Go on, report it... you've got nothing else, coward. Cry to mommy meido because you lost the argument. Seethe forever in your hatred for Gura. Stew, Broil, Seethe, Dilate.

>It's another episode of chumbuds trying to cover their anger over knowing Gura hates them
It will never not be funny how stupidly obvious it is that she's thrown in the towel. Stop living in the past.

>>43690648

>>43690600

to place your head under gura's hoodie while she's wearing it is an experience that leads to nirvana

i'm tired of all the bait and drama surrounding her, i want to talk about her and her streams... i actually miss her so much man... this is the suffering of someone who doesn't care about or watch any other vtuber... comeback goobs.. :(

>>43690700
Post dino and do reps. Nothing difficult about that

>>43690600
Ok ban evading fag. I will and I'll get you range banned too. Continue seething about it.

>>43690556
He's correct that saying she shouldn't stream or chat with fans because antis will shitpost is retarded when antis will shitpost anyway, but yes, he is shitposting. Also you're a nigger for replying in the first place, dropping one of the constanza arrows doesn't change that.

i'm going to put marshmallows up Gura's tight butt

>>43690760
I can't tell the difference between a disgruntled fan and a shitposter

>>43689195
>but these people would just attack Gura for some other reason if she streamed consistently.
Yeah that's pretty much what they were doing before, there was always some schizophrenic headcanon/faildox they perpetuated, but it always got drowned out because there were more chumbies in these threads.
Now there are fewer buds here so the SEAmonkeys have organized into a discordtroon army. Or its just one autistic monkey with a vpn taking advantage of the situation.
Oh well, those of us remaining are the strongest chumbuds.

>>43690700
>want to talk about her and her streams
She would actually have to stream to do that which is the root problem here.

>I'm still not mad I swear guys

>>43690648
you realize gura has vods right. It doesn't matter if she doesn't stream, there's vods I can watch. She could never stream again and I'd still watch Gura vods every day for the rest of my life. You have no idea how much we love Gura, you can't even fathom it.

>>43690760
I just got here. Drink a glass of water, stare out the window. Calm down a bit. No need to be upset.

>>43690875
I think the only streams I haven't watched at this point are some collabs like the minecraft kiara gura one

>>43690736
i've never evaded a ban, there's shit to do away from a computer, there's life to live. 3 days isn't long. I think you need to get out more, and i hate to be cliche, but you actually need to touch grass, and maybe even lift.

>>43690875
>we

>>43690875
I like gura butthole

>>43690940
I refuse to touch grass more than I'm forced to but you're right about the ban, I only catch one when I'm being retarded and probably need a break anyway. why post porn in the first place if you're gonna post something censored right after

>>43690875
what are you doing man? she is not just something you can just sexualize like this, stop it, post it in the catalog or somewhere else not here

How does she do it? No yabs, no naturally formed drama, no ulterior motives, yet still makes retards seethe? Not stream much because she's busy with hololive stuff? Thats it?

>>43690940
Sure you haven't. It's definitely not you posting loli porn every time you get mad. Now you're throwing in the towel posting cliche twitter shit? There's definitely shit to do away from a computer that doesn't involve posting Gura porn and replying to bait all day.

>>43691087
No I like coombuds

>>43691103
she simply just doesnt do anything at all
including stream or communicate
it makes it very easy

>>43691140
she was just in a 3D live. does that not count?

>>43691172
No

>>43691172
Ye

>>43691199
Can you prove to me that she has never communicated or streamed?

>>43691172
no it doesn't because it was pre-recorded

>>43691255
you can't prove a negative, but feel free to provide any evidence of streams or communication in the last 3 days

>>43691326
>moving the goalposts

>>43691281
i must admit the prerecorded lives are extremely unappealing to me, i don't understand why no one is against this

goob off collab footage

When I think of Gura my heart gets full and my pp become hard. This is why I will never become angry.

>>43691255
Would you prefer barely streams and barely communicates since you're being so technical to the point that just doing anything ever meets that bar?

>>43691281
what kind of retarded cope is this?

>>43691326
>in the last 3 days
lol, lmao since you're probably serious

Do chumbies still do reps?

>>43691140
you obviously aren't a member, so i think your opinion is worthless.
She communicates WAAAAY better than she did last year, so she's obviously making a real effort because she actually cares about us.
>>43691326
>blatantly shifting goalposts
Kill yourself threadshitting anti. She doesn't need to tweet every single time she eats toast or takes a shit. She's been updating us regularly on what she does, how busy she is, and what's coming next. The last few months have been obviously hard on her what with her chronic health conditions, preparing for her 3d debut, and trying to prepare/complete various other projects.

>replies to bait all day
>posts cunny porn as some kinda gotcha
>get banned
Where's your cocky behavior now, fucking retard

Man you gringos sure are really thin skinned
It's so easy to ignore it, yet you guys keep biting

>>43691559
I would like it a lot of she tweeted every time she eats toast and takes shits.

>>43691567
I like hornyposts. Its a good morale booster

>>43691559
>She's been updating us regularly on what she does
twice, in four weeks

what chumbies doin

>>43691554
Yes I've been going to the gym regularly
>>43691591
These are peak EU hours right now

>>43691559
She's definitely been better about it since she announced her return, but it does feel like she slready backslid a little in the past week. Saying she'd see us soon for the Apex thing followed by barely seeing her at all and then silence for five days except for huhaha sweet potato is right out of the summer through winter playbook.

>>43691697
Yeah thats what "regularly updating us" is, especially in comparison to what it was like before. Reread my post or slit your wrists yoy stupid fucking monkey.

>>43691715
Missing my Goomby

>>43691554
最近、PS1のマリーのアトリエをしています
最悪エンドを見つけた
意外とひどい

>>43691715
answering bait all day because gura isn't streaming

>>43691748
she probably forgot how much she hates sharing about her life during all that time

Instead of replying, why just send feedbacks to 4chan mods about thesituations we're having in ggg right now.
https://www.4chan.org/feedback

I'm always intrigued by how emotional some chumbies can be. I don't have the energy to get mad like some of you. Maybe I'm just lazy.

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>43691776
damn, I don't really want to know what "regularly" will mean in 6 months

>>43691715
I decide to play Blasphemous
And by mi catolic ass it's such a beautiful game, specially in Spanish.
Gonna finish it and then left the new game+ for the holy week

>>43691559
>you obviously aren't a member
i just love Gura enough to actually address her flaws, which include never streaming and never communicating.

>>43691902
Yes

>>43691855
/vt/ Jannies: Banning people for talking about contextually relevant subjects because the subject matter isn't politically correct.
Also /vt/ Jannies: Allowing habitual shitposters to spam the same disinfo and buzzwords for days on end.

>>43691902
I'm a chumbaba

>>43691802
Based. I've been slacking on my JP reps ever since EN debuted.

>>43691902
yeah i just click the little box and all the troll posts and replies disappear

Reminder that she'll use Kiaras show case tomorrow and Mori's the day after as an excuse to not stream as well even though they'll only be an hour long. That'll be over a week of no streams and no word about it.

>>43691902
i'm a chumbaby

>>43691902
I'm a chumbaba

>>43691855
>4chan mods
>feedback
Mods gargle on dicks 99% of the time. They have been like this for 20 years and will be for 20 more.
>right now
Nothing changed since the board was created.

We've got chumbabies, chumbies, chumbabooeys, and chumbabas, but do we have chumbubbas?

I want to watch Gura struggle in tarkov for an hour and go to soopah chat reading

>>43692237
Same but puzzle game.

i have the most sexual picture of gura, i fapped to it three times now, you guys want to see it?

what it is sad is that both her 3D showcase and holofes perfomance will be inferior to several holos that stream 20 times more

>>43688242
I hope Gura is having fun!

>>43692430
yea

>>43692430
I don't believe it's the most sexual picture of Gura

>>43692460
sad is that you are wasting your existence here

>>43692407
I want to see gura play this

>>43692430
you can try but i will instantly report you

>>43691715
Painting warhammer figures.

>>43692599
>Chumbaba is (you)

>>43691916
I never once said "addressing her flaws" is a bad thing. It was good to complain about her lack of communication a while ago because it caused her to address it and change a bit. The problem comes from the fact your posts are indistinguishable from antiposts, which means that you're probably either an anti or you fundamentally dont understand Gura and you think all women in HoloEN have the same fundamental levels of stamina/energy, which if you really love Gura you'd KNOW she does not.
Gura's the kind of person who, when she's dealing with stressful situations, has a hard time focusing on other things. Probably due to zoomer adhd or bad stress management. She isnt like Kiara who is the type of person who'd stream while burning alive because she has a baseline level of energy thats much higher than Gura.
At the end of last year she gave us the update that she was working on tons of things in the background AND was dealing with her health at the same time. This obviously bit her in the ass and had to take time off to properly deal with it.
This is why she's had a hard time coming up with a solid streaming schedule and communicating every single waking hour.
Tldr; Gooba good.

Gurass

>>43691715
I bought a book on how to write mathematical proofs.

>>43691715
Creating a directory of prospective future clients to the company I work for

oh the rentry links work again

Choose your fighter

>>43692951
Some anon took the archived data that another anon gathered and made new links for the thread

>>43693010

>>43693010
I'll take winter date Goomby

>>43692729
you post like a woman

>>43693094
I'm not the one jealous of Gura's success.

>>43693184
i wasnt the guy you replied to at first i was just letting you know

>>43693268
>ignoring entire post with an adhom
You are an anti, which means you're either a pathetic SEAnigger, or a jealous femanon.

>>43692729
Tldr Gura doesnt want to stream anymore and people will keep making excuses for it.

>>43693346
Kill yourself monkey

>>43693342
>calling you a woman makes me an anti seanigger woman
yea... you post like a woman

Just waiting for my goobgoob

i like gura and that doesn't mean i can admit she's becoming hololive mascot and a merch shill, i'm not in love with her or fap to her, nothing of the weird shit some of you guys do, and that also means that you can't be critical of her because you love her which is bullshit, but you do you, i will keep watching if she streams and if she doesn't then i watch the ones that do

>>43693553
Ignoring arguments and adhoming is typical jealous teenage girl behavior. Its also the standard tactic performed by monkey-torturing third world child rapists.
Which one are you?

*farts in your thread*

>>43693010
So many good guras to pick from but I have to pick dinogura

>>43693767
go back

>>43693767
There's nothing wrong with criticizing goob. There IS something wrong with coming up with fanfiction about her to justify anti behavior. Read this >>43692729

>>43693767
You telling me you wouldn't want to hear her eat this?

>>43693767
>not in love with her
You don't belong here, go back to Discord

Is goorah dead?

>>43693767
Who let you out of your cage?

>>43693887
Kill yourself faggot.

>>43691715
At work, might work late since I have no power and nothing else to do

>>43693968
yeah, her career

>>43688242
I think she might be a guragirimono.

>>43693968
Goorah is bread

>>43693767
why are you even surprised that she doesn't stream? she has the most subs, sells the most merch of all of them and probably is the more charismatic in all of hololive, now you tell me, if ayame can stream once twice 3 or 4 months what's stopping gura from doing the same when she actually have the rep to do it?

>>43694271
no.. No.. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST LOAF!

>>43694046
Shirako schizo my beloved...

>>43694400
how did this happen

>>43694501
I am NOT a schizo!

>>43694273
kill yourself faggot AYAME IS A QUEEN
never compare her to loli bait again

>>43694273
I think the answer that most of us would give is "because she wants to spend time with us."

I see things aren't going any better today...

>>43694531
Punishment for being stinky

>>43694810
naruhodo

>>43694705
You mean this Ayame?
https://files.catbox.moe/qdo028.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/rjvpwz.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/omav6l.mp4
Gura and her have a lot in common, it seems.

>>43694753
>because she wants to spend time with us
Well she hasn't so she clearly doesn't.

>>43694781
Yeah the discord autists are still camping the split

>>43694969
Yes she does.

>>43694965
How am I supposed to trust anyone in Hololive, including Gura? Is every single one of them a lying whore?

I wish Gura would stream so the sisters can move on to troll someone else.

do the japanese chans do the same with pekora?

Shirako schizo what would you do if she does the shirako stream?

I want to try shirako. I am curious now.

>>43695231
With everyone, you mean. 5ch is way fucking worse than this place.

>>43695231
I don't follow her but didn't she lie to her fans for months about moving out? They must post about that a lot.

>>43695458

>>43695368
Being an eceleb sounds like a pain in the ass.

>>43695285
First of all, I am not a schizo. She won't be doing one, because Gura knows what's acceptable behavior, and what isn't. Eating cum clearly isn't. However, if she did do that, I would think worse of her. I would be very disgusted and disappointed that she decided to lower herself to that level, but I would not necessarily drop her. Only if she went full whore, or maybe if it was pretty much the only stream we get while she is there. I don't think I would want an oshi who would rather eat fish cum than do an offcollab with JPs, or something else fun.
>>43695348
Kill yourself faggot.

>>43695380
Well first you have to prove its a lie.

>>43695563
Are you stupid? She pretended to live at home, when she had already moved out months ago.

>>43695558
>Only if she went full whore
How is semen guzzling not full whore?

I woke up with a feeling this morning that we'll get some shark today. I hope I'm right...

>>43695558
>He's jealous of a fish

>>43695502
Who is kissing my wife

>they're still timelooping as if shirako is equivalent to human cum
are you guys ever going to get bored of this?

>>43695619
It is pretty bad, but I meant by that if she turned it into a fetish stream for those fags and cucks that keep spamming about it in this thread. She could do it for shock value and the gross-out factor, which would be bad too, but better than actually whoring herself out.
>>43695652
Kill yourself faggot.

>>43695685
Kill yourself faggot.

>>43695700
If gura ever started an onlyfans, I would sub in a heartbeat.

>>43695700
Anon she's doing it for the shock value, if you think she's a whore for it then that's a you problem, also she already said she's willing to try it and will probably do it even if she doesn't stream it

>>43695740
Unironically set yourself on fire. Men like you deserve an agonizing death.

>>43695740
>>43695830
Imagine wanting your oshi to whore herself out, and eat cum that isn't yours. Actual, unironic cucks. Kill yourself.

I can't decide if this is better or worse than the sex trafficking schizo

>>43695937
Anon I hope you've never breathed in pollen before

I am a shrimp
You could also say I am a fish
I want Gura to suck all of my semen
Since I am a fish, It's technically appropriate to call it shirako
I want Gura to suck all of my shirako

>>43695937
You misunderstand chumbie. I'm not saying I want her to but on the Off Chance that she does, I will accept it with open arms.

why do nijinogs always talk about cuck shit?

>>43695937
>He thinks he's getting cucked by a fish
>Not a schizo btw

>>43695563
Retard. Pekora moved out of her parent's house near the end of 2021 (including during the cold chicken thing) and told her fans she was still living with them until a year later during her birthday stream when she finally admitted it. She still streams from her room at her parent's house every day, and says the reason she doesn't stream from her house is because her internet is bad. However, she also said that her house is only a few steps away from her parents', so she should be able to purchase a subscription to the same ISP. Basically, she's lying, but no one knows why. Some think it's because she moved out of her parents to live with someone.

>>43696079
yeah, she didn't even tell her genmates about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68veil9bVpw

>>43696006
Yeah, because plants and animals are exactly the same, right? Also, doing something accidentally or because you can't avoid it is not even remotely comparable to going out of your way to do it on purpose.
>>43696022
>>43696062
Kill yourself faggot.

>>43696131
>He got raped by pollen

>>43696131
Sorry anon you've had too much pollen in you, I don't care about the posts from whores like you

casual fag here
when is gura streaming next?

>>43696131
Why? It's my shirako, not someone else's

>>43696079
A little suspicious but as always rrats are for women and gays.

The more these retards try to defend a potential cum eating stream, the more I think shirako schizo is right.

>>43696224
I don't even want her to do it, im just shitting on the faggot because he spergs out and derails the thread at the drop of a fucking hat.

>>43696079
Counterpoint. Gura never said she was moving. But looking for a house. Schizo's took that because she didn't move yet she was lying instead of looking for a house. Also, you're not gonna find a lot of Japanese commentary on these things because they know not to trust foreign gossipmongers and stick to their own market.

SHE is the best
RRAts need to go away
COuld she be any cuter?

>>43696193
No idea. Only confirmed thing is the showcase

>>43696224
I do not feel threatened by fish cum. I can also self insert as the fish that manufactured this cum and pretend its mine. Think about it anon.

>>43696268
No, what you are doing is shitting up the thread too.

>>43696268
You're just as bad as him, anon.

>>43696268
Yeah, it's sad and hilarious how easy it is

>>43696290
showcase might get canceled if kiara's plague spreads to the rest of the myth house.

>>43696286
wtf you spelled out shirako

I ask for one Dragon Ball song

>>43696326
that's not how bronchitis works u FUCK

>>43695558
You seem to actually be mentally ill, so I'll try and help you out.
>Gura knows what's acceptable behavior, and what isn't. Eating cum clearly isn't.
It isn't even cum, anon. It's the tubes inside the male fish that produce sperm, so it's essentially equivalent to their testicles. It's basically the same thing as eating Rocky Mountain Oysters, which Gura may have even eaten before. It's a very common delicacy in Japan and almost every person in Hololive has eaten shirako. It's one of Koyori's favorite foods. Most Japanese people have tried it. It's available at pretty much every ramen-ya. It's no different than eating caviar or tobiko sushi (the ones with orange roe on top).

>>43696317
>>43696322
>1 post is the same as 30 posts
ogey, this general has gone to shit because the actual threadshitters can run rampant without the mods or people here doing anything about it. Everyone ignored the schizo last night and he still made over half the posts in that thread talking to himself.

>>43696368
Didn't she sing the opening once or am I imagining that?

>>43696368
I think someone already did and she laughed about it
I'm sorry bro

>>43696404
>koyoris favorite food
I want to hear her eat it

Why is there passionate cum eating discussion going on?

>>43696506
Shirako is not cum by any sane standard.

>>43696273
>Also, you're not gonna find a lot of Japanese commentary on these things because they know not to trust foreign gossipmongers and stick to their own market.
I can literally read Japanese. I don't look to "foreign gossipmongers". I read what Japanese people are saying about it on the forums that they frequent. However, with this particular subject, I didn't even have to do that. I came to my own conclusion after listening to what Pekora said herself.

>>43696551
anon are you a woman or are you a gay? Why are you gay

>>43696546
Straight from google:
>Shirako (sometimes spelled shiraku) is perhaps Japan's weirdest dish. While this white paste may look like mayonnaise, it's actually fish semen.

>>43696591
>In Japanese cuisine, the testes (白子 shirako 'white children') of cod (tara), anglerfish (ankō), salmon (sake), squid (ika) and pufferfish (fugu) are eaten.

Look here anons. Fish aren't mammals so its not gay.

>>43696224
Of course he's right, there's no reason to drop your seiso level like an idiot as an idol. But it's nuanced concept, like even Marine still has very high seiso levels despite the horny meme stuff, since the JPs are very good at toeing the line.

>>43696273
>Gura never said she was moving.
Yes she did. She said that during her members stream and told the other members that as well. She later backtracked on that and changed it to a "house hunting trip". But she never ended up moving.
Also, the trip was a month after covid lockdowns were lifted, so it's suspicious as fuck.

The same three fucking topics half been spammed every hour for weeks on end.
What the fuck is wrong with you people.

It's the same as calling Gura's Valentine stream last year a dick sucking stream. I wouldn't be surprised if the guy freaking out about "cum eating" is the same guy who does that.

Mmm, white children

>>43696687
we haven't had a shirako discussion is a while

>>43696687
This wouldn't happen if you would just tell her to stream like we did in October

>>43696665
You do realize you have to have a place to move into before you can actually move, right? I wouldn't be surprised if she already stealth moved by now, though.

>>43696631
>anglerfish
What does their shirako taste like?

>>43696160
>>43696188
>>43696196
>>43696300
>>43696286
>>43696404
>>43696480
>>43696546
>>43696631
>>43696657
Kill yourself faggot. It doesn't matter what the JPs do, I only care about Gura, and I don't want her to eat cum. If you were a chumbud, you would be against it too.
>>43696699
It is not the same. I wouldn't care if she was only pretending, I only have a problem with her actually eating it. I liked the ASMR btw.

>>43696752
>I wouldn't be surprised if she already stealth moved by now, though.
yeah and she took the water heater with her

>>43696591
Anon. I want you to try and think for just a second. You've probably seen pics of shirako by now. If it were semen, then why do you think it looks like brains? It's because it's not fish cum, it's an organ.

>>43696699
NTA but I did goom to that stream imagining she was sucking my dick. The way she kept putting her lips around the lollipop made me diamonds

>>43696802
>>43696847
Kill yourself faggot.

>>43696806
Holy fucking shit anon all I fucking did was point out what shirako in Japanese cuisine meant. I never said anything about wanting Gura to eat it on stream you absolute retard. Quit sperging out for 5 fucking minutes over something so mundane. The only reason people keep bringing it up is because you keep losing your shit over it. Just like how the threadshitters keep coming back because people keep replying to them.

>>43696876
So did I, but you're still a faggot if you call it that.

>>43696916
shirakoschizo is our friend chumbie

>>43696806
I explained to you in detail why it isn't cum, anon. People in the US eat bull testicles all the time. That's what Rocky Mountain oysters are. It's no different than eating that or tobiko sushi, the latter of which she's already eaten.

>>43696699
No, im one of the guys who made posts about not liking that and im here making fun of the fishcumschizo too. I only posted about the valentines stream once or twice then stopped caring because I really don't give a shit about what you retards say here anymore.

>>43696913
I think the only faggot here is you. You seem to be obsessed with this to the point you can't stop fantasizing about shirako being fish cum, even though it isn't. That's pretty fucking gay.

>>43696963
I never tried bull ballsack before. Is it good?

Jesus, Mori doing a 12 hour stream, every other Myth member can stream except for Gura. It's really frustrating

>>43696847
>>43696631
then why does google and everyone else call it cum???

>>43696984
>he didn't like Gura's valentine gift for us
You can leave forever, no one will miss you.

>>43697010
Someone should do a 12 hour tarkov stream

>>43697002
I don't know. I've never eaten it and I've only been to Denver once.
I don't think you eat the scrotum.

>>43697030
>he didn't like Gura's valentine gift for us
I loved the stream, I just hate most of you faggots

>>43696806
I'm feeding Gura my own shirako produced inside my body. Sorry cuck

>>43697079
That's acceptable.

>>43696963
>I actually didn't gargle cum, I just licked some balls, besides everyone else does it!
anon this is how you sound

>>43696916
>Quit sperging out for 5 fucking minutes over something so mundane.
Gura eating cum is not mundane though.
>>43696963
It is cum you lying faggot. What do you think milt is filled with? And I also wouldn't want her to eat balls.

>>43697017
It's the testicle equivalent of fish. There might be dead spermatoza inside the tubes, but it's not semen. Honestly, it doesn't sound appetizing to me, but I'm not going to shit on anyone that's willing to try it. The flesh of it is supposed to be really soft and velvety and I suppose some people enjoy that texture. Personally, I don't even really like sea food.

I love Gura.

All I'm saying is I'll goom buckets to Gura eating shirako or hell even bull testes.

>>43697116
Are you going to accuse people who eat bull tongue of making out with cows as well, schizo?

>>43697175
spermatoza is a subset of semen last time i checked, not any better

>>43697223
Same desu
>>43697233
Kill yourself faggot.
>>43697237
Are tongues sexual organs?