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Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly /luxnoc/

This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji EN's male vtubers from Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, and XSOLEIL!

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma (graduated)

ILUNA:
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0
https://twitter.com/RenZott0
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia

XSOLEIL:
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe
https://twitter.com/HexHaywire
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion

Fic Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ebZ5h4XdzvtoHhgVo4NwIMGvqWEFtwcxVBC1T1ISlJA

Vod Archive Guide:
https://aysra.github.io/archive/

Our watchalong site:
watch.ninisani.moe

Guide to finding fanart on Lofter: https://rentry.org/aum8x

Boys Teamup: https://teamup.com/ksj1sm36oa1p146e26

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers.

Fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting is encouraged.

Previous thread: >>43581135

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This is the anchor post for fics. Please reply here for archival purposes. Links to greentexts and old posts from /nijien/ are okay too.

For organization purposes, please feel free to suggest tags for the work you are linking (ie female POV, fluff, noncon, pregnancy, etc)

If you will be using a rentry link, please use
>https://rentry.org/
instead of .co, as the latter is filtered as spam.

Thank you!

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Doppio Nyanscythe says look forward to Noctyx tonight!

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wuca love!

>> No.43625014

Luca is a coveted popular slut!

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I will spend the next week Mysta is away saying nice things about him.
He is cute and makes me happy!

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I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband!

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Fat cat

>> No.43625454

Intercourse with my oshi!
(Also happy Noctyx anniversary!)

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>> No.43626114

I love Ike and think he’s cute and attractive but everytime I sit down to try and hornypost about him nothing comes to mind. What is this curse, I just want to thirst over my oshi

>> No.43626466

>>43626114
Do you get horny over him any other time? Does it come naturally, or do you feel like you have to force it out?

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noctyx LOVE

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stick to your 2nd gen roots of kpop kaichou. none of this stray kids crap your comments are trying to force on you

>> No.43627244

>>43626466
>>43626466
Honestly not too often. There’s the occasional “woah that’s hot” from some streams but not enough for me to build an entire scenario around. I’ve written degenerate things for other fandoms so I think it’s just Ike that’s an enigma for me

>> No.43628351

>>43627244
Maybe it's the person aspect of it? Unless you're used to following 'celebs', otherwise I get it, actually writing horny posts about people who exists makes me feel nervous

>> No.43628916

dead

>> No.43628968

awfully dead

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ALIVE!

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Kaichou love!

>> No.43630639

boys so close but so far

>> No.43631789

alive in my heart

>> No.43632868

30 min until noctyx song

>> No.43632969

>>43632868
I really liked SITA I hope it's in a similar genre

>> No.43633367

>>43627229
I like Stray Kids

>> No.43633387

>>43632969
It's Uki's project and he's the only one singing on it, it's more likely it'll be similar to his originals

>> No.43633531

I miss al gato gordo y largo del sexo

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LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban ! i'm so excited.....

>> No.43633648

>>43633387
Is there any evidence at all that this is true

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8 more days until my demon husband comes back from the war

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>>43633648

>> No.43633833

>>43633648
The credits for the song are already in the description, only Uki is listed in the vocals. There's also the composer there so you can check their work to get an idea of the genre they make, seems similar to Uki's previous stuff

>> No.43634043

>>43633798
Ah ok, he changed the description and I didn't notice. Also looks like the thumbnail is fixed

>> No.43634093

gay crossdressing petplay with vox akuma (i'm sitting next to his chair during the return stream being a good boy)

>> No.43634243

>>43633367
i can appreciate some of their bodies and faces

>> No.43634320

NOW !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrXxGba0AR4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrXxGba0AR4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrXxGba0AR4

>> No.43634476

wife with white pants for once, now that's a surprise

>> No.43634550

>>43634093
You gonna give your owner some under the table treatment?

>> No.43634568

>>43633759
I can't wait... Do you think he misses us as much as we miss him?

>> No.43634633

why is alban the only one with black pants

>> No.43634653

>>43634633
foreshadowing

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i was hoping for some backing vocals from the rest of the boys....anyway....suicide HATE ! noctyx LOVE !

>> No.43634781

>wife likes latin
>uki likes latin
they are

>> No.43634819

>>43634781
two basic bottom bitches

>> No.43634830

I wonder if i'll still be into vtubers when their second anniversary rolls...

>> No.43634948

>>43634830
only time will tell

>> No.43634976

>>43634830
I drop every hobby I have at the 1.5 year mark for the principle of it

>> No.43634989

>>43634653
sexcat...

>> No.43635478

>>43634830
i wasn't expecting to still be here kek

>> No.43635522

Wanted to make a joke about the orisong but I think this thread would accuse me of hating women again.

>> No.43635566

>>43634976
you'll be gone by june?

>> No.43635642

>uki drinking tea
>wife drinking alcohol
>sonny drinking probably water
>alban drinking alcohol?

>> No.43635777

>>43635642
>violisko sober
>knovid smashed
it's gonna be fun

>> No.43635817

>>43635777
wife and sex cat getting raped TOT

>> No.43635947

>>43635817
By me

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>>43635817
wife and sexcat clumsy sloppy drunk sex

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>>43636240

>> No.43636367

>>43636240
sex cat will be too drunk to rape anyone, maybe he'll piss himself and pass out on the floor while sonny takes pictures of him (before raping him)

>> No.43636874

>>43636367
sex cat pissing inside because he didn't pull out fast enough....

>> No.43636894

>>43636317
o7 anon

>> No.43637264

>>43634550
i know better than to interrupt the stream by being needy

>> No.43637473

>>43636367
albans coffee infused pee....

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>>43636240

>> No.43637708

uwohhh i want to take advantage of a drunk alban......

>> No.43637856

who's the lazy bitch still sleeping

>> No.43637957

>>43637856
me

>> No.43638005

is it wife.....

>> No.43638097

>>43637957
Bitch wake up

>> No.43638348

WIFE WAKE UP ALREADY YOU SLUT

>> No.43638360

correction for the sleeping beauty...

>> No.43638369

>>43638005
i always thought his sleeping schedule was one of the better ones...

>> No.43638453

>>43638369
He's on break for one month, might have changed. Bet he now drinks until he passes out too. At this time he would be still awake kek

>> No.43638824

wife is dead, it's over......

>> No.43638880

>>43638824
suicide hate......

>> No.43638950

FUCKING FINALLY

>> No.43638993

alban loves eating ass

>> No.43639004

EL GATO

>> No.43639060

WHERE'S WIFE DID THIS WHORE NOT WAKE UP YET

>> No.43639240

alban...

>> No.43639260

alban sex

>> No.43639273

alban's dad is still asleep...

>> No.43639295

cry more alban....

>> No.43639330

Anniversary stream starting off with scuff, sobbing Alban and deadbeat dad jokes: sasuga, Noctyx.

>> No.43639360

>>43639295
TOT

>> No.43639450

Sonny....

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Deej...

>> No.43639478

wape alban wape

>> No.43639584

>getting drunk off of medicine

We’ve circled around back to last year’s lean joke

>> No.43639669

where's my knovid kino

>> No.43639673

>>43639453
he'll do a twitter space 4 hours from now

>> No.43639678

wife please join already...........

>> No.43639734

fulgur died...alban died.....noctyx is just 2...

>> No.43639804

sex cat uses a fucking litterbox I knew it

>> No.43639802

alban's litterbox..

>> No.43639836

auban..

>> No.43639888

WHERE'S WIFE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WHERE'S WIFE GOT DAMN WHERE IS HE I WANT HIM ALREADY WHERE'S MY WIFE

>> No.43639902

Sonny just said "lock tongues", jesus fucking christ. What the fuck happened in Japan.

>> No.43639942

oh no uki what are you gonna teach sonny

>> No.43640105

someone @ me when wife joins

>> No.43640122

aieeee knovid where are you !!!!!!

>> No.43640147

Sonny...what the fuck, he used to be so reticent about this type of thing and now he's just fucking going for it. Uki is a witch (real).

>> No.43640186

alban is alive finally

>> No.43640229

Alban crying uooo

>> No.43640279

uwOOHHH ALBAN IN A DIAPER

>> No.43640303

UOOOOO SEX

>> No.43640344

i'm kinda upset wife is not there yet......

>> No.43640376

KNOVID WHERE AAAAAAAAAA

>> No.43640387

Alban and Uki waiting for mating….

>> No.43640392

aieeee alban giving birth to a litter of kittens !!!! MPREG ALBAN REAL

>> No.43640410

ALBAN READY TO MAKE ANOTHER LITTER UOOOOH

>> No.43640590

Fulgur where...this group desperately needs his presence.

>> No.43640602

Alban sounds so slutty today

>> No.43640609

>>43640344
i've made peace with the fact he hates us and will never come back

>> No.43640633

>>43634976
See you next year, anon.

>> No.43640636

i'm kinda worried, what if wife is having one of those days...

>> No.43640692

I want to kill myself but I want to have sex with Alban first.

>> No.43640728

>>43640692
suicide HATE !

>> No.43640766

>>43640692
based

>> No.43640794

>the f word
FAGGOT??????????? KEK

>> No.43640808

Fuuchan come on out … it’s almost been a half hour…

>> No.43640859

DON'T MAKE ME CONCERNFAG

>> No.43640885

hes there

>> No.43640892

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WIFE WIFE WIFE FINALLY

>> No.43640900

>>43640105
@

>> No.43640907

THERE HE IS

>> No.43640996

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH WIFE'S BALLS HAVEN'T DROPPED YET TOT

>> No.43641040

Why is fuuchan being so quiet...

>> No.43641055

wife is drinking cum mixed with gasoline

>> No.43641100

>>43640590
comfydants you’re getting too cocky

>> No.43641140

wow, alban is in the perfect position

>> No.43641151

Fulgur doesn't seem nearly as talkative as he normally is. Is he drunk? I think he's super drunk or depressed...

>> No.43641153

uwohhhh TOT SPITROASTING ALBAN LIVE IN FRONT OF 10,000 VIEWERS

>> No.43641152

Alban hates men!

>> No.43641186

>>43641151
HE JUST WOKE UP I WON'T CONCERNFAG AIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.43641196

>please shrink alban

>> No.43641227

>>43641196
aieeeeeeeeeee

>> No.43641278

OOF Fulgur

>> No.43641294

wait what did wife say

>> No.43641381

slimy briskadet pussy....

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lol Hex was in the JP minecraft server right when Fuwa was streaming.

>> No.43641448

i love the dick suckers

>> No.43641467

Stop bullying auban...

>> No.43641479

>>43641439
The fuck

>> No.43641602

Ooooh hardworking cat...

>> No.43641650

>>43641479
The game kept fucking up for him. He was jumping to all the Niji servers to find out what the fuck was going on, and he just happened to be there at that time.

>> No.43641659

Wife being a little sussy

>> No.43641686

>>43641659
how so?

>> No.43641766

>>43641686
Keeps deflecting on questions

>> No.43641815

>>43641766
I think he's not fully awake up so he's a little grumpy....

>> No.43641821

>>43634568
without a doubt his valentine voice tweet gave it away

>> No.43641924

alban getting fuuchan to talk more....

>> No.43641955

>>43641924
I love them so much

>> No.43641968

legatus is fucking dead....

>> No.43642058

>>43641968
Good.

>> No.43642091

>>43642058
focus on the stream wife

>> No.43642121

>>43641968
it's been over half a year since the last update....

>> No.43642170

it's so weird how someone so chatty like wife is this quiet...

>> No.43642199

alban sounds so happy...ueee..

>> No.43642320

albans crazy schedule.....i don't miss it...i'm happy he's taking care of himself now...

>> No.43642362

>>43642170
just woke up + alcohol

>> No.43642378

>>43641955
knovid are really bros...i love them so much....TOT

>> No.43642501

Iluna hate..

>> No.43642509

wife HATES iluna

>> No.43642543

"Disgust"

Well it's nice to know Wife feels like most of the anons do

>> No.43642650

>We’re up to enough
Gamers…

>> No.43642652

Alban cute

>> No.43642704
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LAM drew noctyx

>> No.43642760

VALHEIM PLEASE I NEED IT SO BADLY

>> No.43642767

>>43642362
yeah i know

>> No.43642772

why is everyone kind of subdued, feels strange

>> No.43642815

>>43642772
deejay…

>> No.43642833

>>43642772
most of them just woke up, uki is sick....they probably just want to chill

>> No.43642841

>>43642704
fucking hell Fuuchan really is the favourite child kek

>> No.43642851

>>43642772
The simplest explanation is usually the correct one. Some of them just woke up.

>> No.43642855

>>43642772
They’re just chilling you autist

>> No.43642880

>>43642772
Wife is traditionally a good mediator of conversations and topics. It's very apparent he is mentally checked out compared to the other three. Sleepy boy

>> No.43642894

>>43642704
Alban cutest.

>> No.43642903

It kind of feels like Fulgur killed the mood. They were going nuts and then it felt like his snarky comments sort of killed the lighthearted stuff.

>> No.43643016

Oh yeah I love the last part of the song when alban sings

>> No.43643034

I feel like JP streamers are more professional and polished as a whole, and a part of me wonders if that's why Alban has been drifting towards them. He's having to wrangle the dead spots of the conversation, but that's not an issue I've seen for the most part with JP livers. Maybe it feels like the JP branch is more at his level.

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>>43642880
my poor little waifu...he's sleepy and tired

>> No.43643153

>>43642903
>>43643034
don't be negative ! just enjoy the collab ! the boys are comfortable with each other and don't need a high energy collab....let them be chill.....

>> No.43643241

>>43643153
Anons are autistic and have to overanalyze everything pls andastan

>> No.43643293

n-not a ponytail??

>> No.43643305

We know it's not a ponytail, it's literally a rat tail

>> No.43643345

>>43643241
oops....i'm too esl....i thought they were serious.....

>> No.43643351

>>43643153
Or, here's a thought, this place isn't a hugbox and I'll continue to share opinions on collabs. Go back to twitter.

>> No.43643434

>>43643345
We need to start using fucking tone indicators like reddit at this point, nobody is understanding anybody

>> No.43643440

I have an opinion to share on this collab but I feel like this thread will once again accuse me of hating women.

>> No.43643464

>>43643351
NTA but you really do sound like you're reaching and overanalyzing. I think they're just tired overall. I don't agree that we can't be negative here though, this is the perfect place for it.

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Anyways SONNY SEX!

>> No.43643605

Alban?

>> No.43643647

alban is AI.....sex robot...

>> No.43643707

>>43643647
SEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXX

>> No.43643738

>>43643647
TTTTOTTTT

>> No.43643743

UWOHHH ALBAN MAGNET COVER....!

>> No.43643747

sonnyban magnet REAL

>> No.43643807

fuuchan don't say no....

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>>43643738
>>43643707

>> No.43643948

Noctyx lore Nctyx lore Alban lore!!!

>> No.43643954

>>43643464
I think it's not overanalyzing to say the energy level dropped significantly when Fulgur joined, or that he made at least two pretty bitter comments (creative input on their outfits, releasing new waves) that left the others in a bit of a lurch, and that Alban had to step in significantly when the conversation was stagnating. The rest of my opinion could be overanalyzing but I'm super fascinated with Alban's strategy with his streaming career long term and hinging it on a larger JP audience. Thanks for not making this place out to be a hugbox, anon.

>> No.43643988

>>43642841
how?

>> No.43644108

noctyx lore.....sonnycore theme.....

>> No.43644169

>>43642841
lam also drew luxiem for their anniversary if thats what youre saying

>> No.43644236

Sonny wants to say FAGGOT

>> No.43644268

i wonder if they'll do something next week since it's their real anniversary

>> No.43644372

log cabin sex

>> No.43644411

>>43644372
no internet...sex 24/7..

>> No.43644433

>>43643940
Thank you for amputee sex robot cat sex

>> No.43644476

>>43644372
cabin in the woods ft Noctyx

>> No.43644570

alban didn't get the joke

>> No.43644649

puchisanji en if only...

>> No.43644652

they hate it.......

>> No.43644655

I love alban so much bros

>> No.43644697

these guys kek

>> No.43644735

kek uki

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>DJ is in the call, muted
I want to believe...

>> No.43644786

no....alban will die....

>> No.43644902

wife is so bratty, must rape

>> No.43644910

It hurts…

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>> No.43644989

Cum on the alban puppet!

>> No.43645107

they're all in rut

>> No.43645124

albans prison pocket....

>> No.43645130

wife's having a good time... his cute laugh...

>> No.43645238

alban loves noctyx

>> No.43645390

Uki you just came back STOP

>> No.43645434

noctyx gamer house REAL

>> No.43645509

i'm glad you're more open wife <3

>> No.43645557

Alban's anime voice..

>> No.43645632

WIFE.................................

>> No.43645807

BLOWJOB LIVE

>> No.43645851

NONCON BLOWJOB alban..

>> No.43645872

uki sucked everyone's dick in 10 seconds

>> No.43646066

urethra moment

>> No.43646080

they are all homosexuals

>> No.43646164

debut sonny was really something

>> No.43646217

Wait, its been a year already? wait, no... but noctyx is a fresh wave...

>> No.43646294

It's nice to see alban in an en collab

>> No.43646325

>>43646294
he'll always make time for noctyx

>> No.43646494

please someone make a vocaroo of sonny saying he's a good licker i need it for research

>> No.43646572

Uooh alban is so cute..

>> No.43646579

alban sonny is going to rape you now...

>> No.43646677

Why are you woman so obsessed with rape

>> No.43646775

Nursing Alban with my breasts after the stream.

>> No.43646853

aieeeeeee noctyx hate...

>> No.43646876

Wtf this was way too short nyoooooooo

>> No.43646969

no wife don't go..............

>> No.43647066
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don't go....

>> No.43647094

>>43639673
||was this true||

>> No.43647163

noctyx raping alban

>> No.43647191

noctyx filling albans holes...

>> No.43647199

KEK

>> No.43647260

no... it was so short... wife complimenting sex cat's cock...

>> No.43647302

and they're gone..............................I wonder if they have anything more ready for the actual anniversary day....

>> No.43647312

I miss alban I miss noctyx

>> No.43647350

i miss noctyx

>> No.43647361

>>43647094
Go back.

>> No.43647401

I fucking love noctyx. Pls stream left 4 dead soon fuckkkkk I miss them so much already

>> No.43647509
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noctyx LOVE ! please stream again soon....

>> No.43647591

i love collabs like these so much....feels like hanging out with friends...

>> No.43647635

valheim and l4d2 when...

>> No.43647731

>>43647635
next week, 7/7 days of noctyx collabs

>> No.43647817

>>43647731
a whole week in the cabin having gay sex and streaming

>> No.43647848

>>43647817
sonny said no internet....no orgy stream...

>> No.43647857

>>43647731
i'll take it, at least we're guaranteed wife back that way

>> No.43647944

>>43647848
Hidden mic unlisted upload after they return.

>> No.43648095

>>43647944
1 whole week without noctyx in exchange for 168 hour orgy...

>> No.43648215

How are my /nenmen/ Fortniters doing? Having fun with the Most Wanted event? Rumours of Attack on Titan content in the future

>> No.43648231

>>43647094
Are people actually this retarded?

>> No.43649242

that was a nice zatsu, but I want more noctyx stuff!!!!

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>>43649242
i wonder if they've got something planned for the day of next week

>> No.43649629

>>43649559
sex....do you have the source?

>> No.43650121

shouldn't we be getting a reveal on the boy's anni merch design by now?

>> No.43650137

>>43649629
https://twitter.com/miyuh_miyavi/status/1628401210704396288

>> No.43650149
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my husband is streaming 12 minutes! incest time ikz
https://youtu.be/hF0RnZHeKoQ
https://youtu.be/hF0RnZHeKoQ

>> No.43650254

>>43650149
I've got cookie dough whiskey and I am READY FOR THIIIIIS

>> No.43650388

>>43650149
there's incest in 12 minutes??

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>>43650388
you'll see

>> No.43650485

it's been a while since I heard luca's voice

>> No.43650659

>>43650137
thank you !

>> No.43650841

>baby clothes? oh cool
>WAIT YOU'RE PREGNANT?
luca..................

>> No.43650898

luca finds out you're pregnant and all he says is pog, perfect husband for me

>> No.43650910

>>43650841
He's perfect and I love him

>> No.43651313
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43651313

kfc collab

>> No.43651342

>>43651313
Shu's ponytail is so cute

>> No.43651368

>>43651313
is this actually real this time or is it another fanmade collab?

>> No.43651371

>>43651313
shu's hair penis is so hard and big

>> No.43651379

>>43651313
vox looks so odd

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>>43651313
I found these on Baidu

>> No.43651565

luca can read, what a good boy

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43651602

>>43651553

>> No.43651608

hes so protective over his fake wife, thanks 12 minutes for yume thoughts

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>>43651313
milord's hat, so cute

>> No.43651631

>>43651565
A good boy, a good husband

>> No.43651632

>>43651553
the chibis are cute

>> No.43651653

Ever since that Martyrs watchalong I've longed for a Hannibal AU where Vox is Will Graham an FBI instructor with too much imagination, who suffers from nightmares and hallucinations from working in the field, his final straw is when he has to work a scene where 522 corpses were discovered and he has to step into the shoe of the seial killer. He has a mental breakdown and tired to kill himself sepuku style. He wakes up in the hospital and inorder to get back to work he has to go to therapy. He's assigned a psychiatrist Ike Eveland who is a soft spoken and kind swedish man. Since Ike can't cook for shit I guess we have to reverse the cooking role, music can replace it as his hobby. Ike invites Vox into his house to have conversations and plays musical pieces on his piano for him, as they start to get to know each other more Vox bring up his passion for cooking and his jelousy that Ike seems to have so much disposable income yet only eats toast and shitty fast food. Vox ask to cook for Ike one day and whips him up a great meal, Ike was very impressed by his culinary skill and an idea forms in his head. His first proper hunt after he got to know Vox, Ike brings back a good cut of meat from the 'pig' and brings it as a gift for Vox, his reasoning is that since Vox cooks him such great meals it is his job to provide the meat. It becomes their tradition to have friday dinner with each other where Vox cooks, Ike provides the meat and good conversation.
This is so goofy but I want Ike to display the corpse in poses inspired by Vocaloid MV's and they totaly cannot connet it to him because he is this sophisticated europen psychiatrist that lives in a mansion
I want to shoehorn Fuuchan into it somehow maybe his is Bedelia so we can have Nijiwriters...but maybe he can also be Alana so we can get Fukuma AND Nijiwriters, and if Fuuchan is Alana then Uki would me Margot

>> No.43651692

>>43651608
imagine luca finding out you're pregnant and wanting twins so he mating presses you for one more baby ^q^

>> No.43651704

>>43651313
>only china
sigh

>> No.43651819

>>43651692
we've talked about this before here and i always think about it. luca getting excited about a baby and thinks that if he just keeps fucking you, he can continue filling you up with more because that's how twins and triplets work

>> No.43651991

>>43651819
his dumb brain...he's lucky his dick is big

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>>43651991
his 8 leaf clover luck and you get twins anyways so he continues to believe it

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>>43651313
Brother that with the beautiful lashes

>> No.43652491

>>43651819
technically it is possible to get a double pregnancy but it's incredibly rare

>> No.43652654

>>43652491
after youre already pregnant?

>> No.43652780

luca sounds like a comfydant right now

>> No.43652789

>>43652654
it is very very rare but yes sometimes a pregnant woman can literally become pregnant again while still pregnant
https://www.healthline.com/health/pregnancy/can-you-get-pregnant-while-pregnant#examples

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hes coming home soon...

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>> No.43652863

>>43652789
>two baby twins came from different dads
what the fuck

>> No.43653055

>>43651368
it's real
https://weibo.com/1687422352/MukfGjHhA

>> No.43653073

This game is literally free yume fuel

>> No.43653292

>>43651653
fuuchan as bedelia fits so well

>> No.43653298

>>43652863
I know right, nature is wild. So technically Luca can get you double pregnant kek

>> No.43653337

>>43653298
this feeds into my yume needs even more, thank you

>> No.43653574

>>43652780
he's literally me

>> No.43653758

>>43653292
I just have this image in my head of Vox and Fulgur having this catty bitch fight over Ike after Italy, Fulgur getting to live in Italy with Ike although unwillingly and as a kidnapping victim and Vox being jealous that it wasn't him that Ike chose. My god especially that scene where Will asks Bedelia if Hannibal loves him, I can practically see Fuuchan's face looking at Vox going 'Bitch are you serious? he's obsessed with you'. Ike going to Fulgur for this weekly therapy session and just going on and on and on about how perfect Vox is and how he wants to also murder him

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>>43653758
god this is so great. they're my favorite triangle of codependent, mentally ill boys

>> No.43654368

more 2 weeks with no wife......haha....hahahahaha.......haahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaaha AH AHA HA HA HAAHAHAHHA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AH AH

>> No.43654538

>>43654101
Vox and Ike after they fell down the bluff later kidnapping Fulgur and amputating his leg and thats how he becomes an amputee. If Fuu is Bedelia then I was thinking that maybe Uki can be Alana since he's a pretty calm person and also Hanniabl's friend, they bond over music or something. I want Price and Zeller to be Alban and Sonny because it'd be cute.
I was initially going to cast DJ as the murder daughter but he's dead....so I was thinking doppi can be Abigail

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I'm going to kill myself

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>>43654368
>>43654628
he promised noctyx anni would be the hard deadline for his return........... i hate him

>> No.43655167

>>43654769
why is he doing this............unless it's a health thing i'll never forgive his rusty ass

>> No.43655259

>>43654769
I hope it's not a health thing...he was late to the collab and he sounded very low energy, my poor wife...

>> No.43655286

>honey
>babe
>wife
thank you 12 minutes

>> No.43655314

aieeeee i'm going to concernfag

>> No.43655394

lambros are going to come back at the same time at this point........

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These little ID things are so cute

>> No.43655560

>>43655167
>>43655259
i'm going to assume it's just a joke/him trolling us again so i don't concernfag instead.

>> No.43655581

>>43655314
I'm literally concerning right fucking now, why does he have to be so vague, god damn it

>> No.43655651

>>43655394
The universe hates the Lam brothers and lam bros enjoyers, obstacles faces us at every turn

>> No.43655653

>>43655512
I wish they can make them for all ENs

>> No.43655845

>>43655512
>kyo's signature
Literally a 13 year old ToT

>> No.43655987

>>43655653
They'll probably make something similar for Xsol since they're also students, but yeah I honestly want theses for Luxnoc as well. Luxiem can have those old timey brow paper passport things and Noctyx will be futuristic holographic IDs.

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goodnight ver. plate up was fun

>> No.43656185

>>43655987
not happening because that would be actual cool and good merch

>> No.43656253

you know what would be cute as official merch? pape clothes

>> No.43656478

>>43656253
or sylvanian families-esque accessories.....little tables and houses....playing house with the papes....

>> No.43656582

>>43656478
cute! this makes me think that we never really stop playing with dolls lmao, wish I had a cute pape too uuuuu

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<3

>> No.43656633

>>43656253
>>43656478
i would go broke at the speed of light

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>>43656582
i really enjoy when others have little accessories ! i actually wouldn't mind spending a little extra one cute high quality accessories...especially if they were themed to the liver....

>> No.43656981

im used to watching luca struggle in games but i feel oddly frustrated watching him play this one because of how he interrupts his own progression

>> No.43657042

>>43656981
his tits are bigger than his brain please understand

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>>43657042
a buff and a debuff

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>>43656721
I would sell all my possessions to buy toy furniture

>> No.43657203

>>43656981
luxiem is just a autism-retardness spectrum. still are very loveable though

>> No.43657210

>>43656478
Those re-ment blind boxes have become super tempting for me whenever I see them simply because I want to provide my papes with cute furniture or little foods and trinkets. Especially the Miku PC room collection that I’ve seen people get for Ike pape. They’re worth the price for the quality but getting the whole set is too expensive for me sadly.

>> No.43657268

>>43657203
would love to watch them try to solve an escape room together

>> No.43657328

>>43657193
uwohh...this is so cute...TOT....the little drinks are adorable....
>>43657210
yeah...unfortunately lots of cute trinkets for dolls are expensive as hell for what you get....

>> No.43657347

>>43657203
It's a four point compass with Autistic, ADHD, and Smart, Retarded

>> No.43657622

>>43656981
>>43657203
This is how I felt watching Mysta play Zelda this morning...

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>>43657622
dumb boys!

>> No.43657757

>>43657622
How everyone feels watching Vox play DK

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