/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sticks my penis through the confession grate like a gloryhole*

I switch oshis based off who I am baiting

I wasn't able to protect Pikamee from the troons.

I watched 3 minutes of a Vesper stream and subbed because I liked him. I now fear I am at risk of Monkeypox and other fag diseases like HIV.

>>43653007
I am without sin

>>43653007
Melody and other Vshojo skanks are my guilty pleasure. Why does she have to be a literal virtual whore? A funny and adorkable personality is wasted on a thot.

I put on any random Fauna stream while pooping with headphones on it feels like shes in the room with me

I want to have sex with Pekora but I don't want to become the prime minister of japan.

>>43653007
wait, wasn't there a Pope Gura XIII?

>>43658910
weirdly... cute?

I used to spread Gura dox real hard early on after it was discovered for the first time, solely because chumbuds constantly bragged about her "CIA tier opsec"

Its actually quite ironic how much harder she got doxxed than others, to the point that the lolcow mods started deleting posts because it became actual stalking (finding out her dads workplace and triangulating her old houses location from a single picture of her room where the window showed the street)

>>43661853
it's a lesson that you can never have too much opsec. despite all of the shitposting im happy that she cares so much about it now because it really is necessary.

>>43661853
Is that the same doxx that found out that her boyfriend is from Sweden?

>>43654270
get stronger

>>43653007
Whenever there's a big drama, I make multiple company wars threads because I want people to think that deflection threads are more common than they actually are.

>>43653007
I've been masturbating once a day, sometimes more. Mostly to doujins and normal porn, a bit of foot stuff sometimes.

I unironically enjoy Cali.

>>43657706
Hello, π

>>43659883
there was

>>43659883
The Pope Guras transcend space and time.

>>43653007
I was a sub 50k Kizuna Ai subscriber but my true descent into the rabbithole began when I listened to RIP on r/a/dio a bit over 2 years ago

>>43653007
I like Mori's ASMRs...

>>43654270
Anons who made Pikamee the symbol of martyrdom against SJW troons probably caused more damage to her than her antis

>>43653007
My stomach hurts but I'm still going to eat.

>>43653007
I paid for some artist's fanbox because I wanted futa porn of an indie chuuba I like a little too much

>>43662734
>>43661853
>perpetuating this faildox
Fucking kill yoursel schizophrenic SEAnigger

>>43662734
Never happened.

>>43653007
What happened to gura iv?

i'm starting to lose interest in chuubas. at this point it feels like i watch them for lack of better options. i don't have any interest in my other hobbies either and leaving chuubas behind would mean leaving the few people i've met through them. I constantly flip flop between hating them and wanting to leave and loving them and wanting to stay. theres no hope for me

>>43661853
>I used to spread Gura dox real hard early on
Cring-
>solely because chumbuds constantly bragged about her "CIA tier opsec"
BASED

>>43657849
I respect actual, honest to God prostitutes (of the internet kind or otherwise) infinitely more than any random instagram e-thot

>>43661853
I remember posting a photo from a Gura stream involving Roboco on twitter and some cantankerous faggot posted Gura dox on my post.

My brother in Christ, I pray youve grown and truly become a better person. I know you're better than this and capable of great things, anon.

>>43653007
This board keeps making me angry and miserable on daily basis but I keep coming back here anyway.

>>43659883
we don't talk about what happened to the last Pope Gura bloodline

>>43687117
I lost all interest but still watch them because doing things I want to do before doing the things I have to do is something my brain says must happen but I never end up doing those things I should be doing so instead I force myself to experience mediocre entertainment while regretting that decision everyday.

>>43694254
The outside world is either too mean or too "nice," with no middle. This board is a mix between toxic and wholesome, which is more genuine than fake niceness or bullying.

>>43665011
I think that's with most things on 4chan/the internet as a whole these days
everyone hates [hololive en chuuba] right now? prob just one guy making threads
company wars? a guy making threads
twitter drama? always the same couple dozen/hundred people

i think i'm falling in love with a 1view

I was getting close with a 3 view chuuba after helping her a bunch of times. We were talking often and were more than friends already.
I fucking blew it because I was a dumbass bitch that put school before chicks...

How do anons actually get close to small chuubas? What steps are you taking?

Chuubas don't always have hard hitting content. Sometimes they have streams they really like but is a big miss to their usual crowd
My 3view chuuba turns into a low 2view during that time and that's where she and I can get close

I'm in a secret society

>>43695709
I stopped taking my meds

>>43653007
Kronii is my favourite but I like to falseflag as an anti so I can get kronies upset when I see them posting

>>43653007
I keep coming back to this place despite knowing full well I should avoid the board, because I'm actually a chumbud.

I watch Vesper as much as Goobus

>>43653007
I don't mind EN male collabs as long as they aren't being massive faggots. Unfortunately, all of tempiss are except for maybe Vesper.

>>43694633
>The outside world is either too mean or too "nice," with no middle
It's the surface level fake niceties that irritate me to no end. If you're gonna be an asshole, then just be one. I'll like you more for that than pretending to be nice. Just comes off as being a coward that wants to still be liked but is too lazy to put the effort into being actually tolerable as a person.

>>43659883
She stepped down to marry me.

>>43653007
I used to like Kronii, but after learning her rm activities i can't stand her.

>>43701449
impossible, Goob barely streams.

>>43701819
I've always been genuinely curious about posts like these. Is the goal just to talk shit about people for liking Gura or is it to try and convince people to stop liking Gura?

>>43701819
She's been streaming longer than oyaji, so at this rate he's gonna catch up

>>43701758
This is why you don't hire zoomers with brainwashed ideology

been really tired recently and slept through a few of kaela's streams

>>43701919
>Is the goal just to talk shit about people for liking Gura or is it to try and convince people to stop liking Gura?
Both, unironically. Its a tactic to both gaslight casualbuds into hating Gura and demoralize chumbuds.

>>43702452
For what purpose? I've still stayed membered to Gura all this time

>>43695709
Just make any sort of fanwork, even if it sucks. If she's a 2view she'll appreciate the gesture

>>43701919
it's called banter you hypersensitive chumbud.

>>43702662
Who's your oshi?

>>43702497
So have I and I literally never once even considered cancelling.
>for what purpose
There's no point in understanding antis. Maybe they're jealous, maybe they hate chumbies cause we're everywhere, maybe they think their oshi is more deserving of success, or maybe they're just shitposters.

>>43653007
I used to be a hardcore korone gachikoi
Discovering her roommate turned me off so bad
2 years later I'm back to being a korone gachikoi but with hag fetish...
Pray for my soul brothers

>>43704092
You don't deserve her

>>43653928
watch out for the shark teeth anon

I watch clips or vods and skip to timestamps in the comments. Streams are not funny. There's so much dead air and pointless moments between the good bits that it becomes a slog to watch. I'm here to be entertained, I don't care about being one of the thousands of faggots who think they're the streamers friend because they spam chat.

i killed a man and felt nothing

>>43675638
>the necromorph cries out in pain as he bullies the clueless Japanese girl.

I confess that I only anti Gura because I'm jealous that she is more popular and successful than my oshi

I've seen indies with thousands of followers get less than 50ccv. Idk if the grind is worth it and idk how people grow

>>43707480
Sucks when they don't read your messages out loud, don't it? Try being more interesting and funny bud.

>>43653007

I consider Mumei as my Oshi but the only chuuba I actually watch is Fauna...

I hate speculation threads. I hate meta conversation. I place myself above like 90% of the posters here yet everydamn day I pull up this board along with a stream.

>>43658910
Ngl, it does fucking work like that for some reason.

I stream to nobody. I have good fun, but I've considered shilling myself here because having someone to chat with would make things more interesting.

>>43653007
I have seen things this board would kill to see.

>>43716491

I don't know if that's a good idea Anon, but honest to God I would give you a watch, I like lurking on peeps streams, I feel like I'm doing my part.

>>43716721
Proof or you're just rrating

>>43717017
Then may our paths cross sometime down the line. I'll do my part to rein in the autism in the meantime, but godspeed anon.

I pirate all my games and only buy games that my oshi played AND completed on stream.

>>43717368
So, you just pirate all your games?

>>43712111
Mental illness

>>43717588
I watch Kiara.

>>43717819
Based

I haven't listened to my oshi's music in a few months and I have no real desire to anymore. I feel like there's infinitely better choices for music at any given time.

Forgive me father, I looked up Botan's roommate a few days ago and at the very first photo my heart stopped, her icy gaze stopped me in my tracks. I began to feel things, tingling things, and to this day I can't watch her without clutching my 'things' as I imagined her glaring at me like the trash I am.

>>43661853
This is why I'm scared of becoming a chuuba. I'm a male so it'll probably never happen, but there's always that one schizo. You never know man, you never know.

I sometimes skip my gym reps to get more JP reps

i dont watch that many streams because theres not enough time
people call me normie but i wish i could go back in time, aaaall the way back, and just be normal instead

I've been ghosting a friend for like 5 months cause he found out I like vtubers

>>43653007
I am planning on vtubing with an exceptionally unique model and a gimmick that, if executed properly, has the potential to become very popular.
Im good at writing, decently funny, and have been practicing livestreaming in private. The only issue is that my voice isn't that interesting(i sound like a teenager when in reality im mid 20s)

I have spent a retarded amount of time autistically studying every single streamer/youtuber to figure out how they got and maintain their popularity. People like mr beast, pewdiepie, chuubas like pippa and shondo, and many MANY others. I think i've figured out HOW to make some thing go viral in theory, i just need to start attempting to execute it.
I have enough money saved to go NEETmode for about 4 years and have an autistically thought out plan and schedule for shorts/videos with a well thought out shilling campaign that I will single-handedly spearhead until I gain enough followers to let them do it for me.
Once I get over the hump of 50k, I'll easily sail all the way to at least a milly.
Im doing this so that i become an unignorable force in vtubing that will conquer this entire board.

>>43720520
pasta?

>>43653007
I hated vtubers until Gura came along

>>43653007
I am 0view /here/ pngtuber that's more or less a tourist that visits this board occasionally to see what's new in tubing

>>43722962
Welcome, please enjoy your stay!

>>43653007
I actually barely spend any time watching vtubers. I mostly spend it surfing the catalog and reading bait threads.

>>43721023
No.

>>43723088
Unironically love this place since I started lurking a few months ago :y