/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Made for sex

Maid for sex

Gura piss on my cock

If she's willing to lie about one thing, what else does she lie about.

Sex with a fembud.

Gurass

>>43616879
Last stream, she lied about how long she'd be streaming for. She said she'd stream for under an hour, but she actually went over that. What a bitch!!!

>>43616731
cute goob

I really hope that Gura doesn't get one of those Japanese toilets since she'd stop leaving pee stains on her panties.

i miss her so much i'm pretending the sock is actually her

>>43617013
i'm gonna make my own gura sockpuppet and talk with her all day
and then... do some other things with her... hee hee hoo hoo ha ha

>>43616879
Well I mean you lie about not being a faggot, wonder what else you lie about.

>>43617014
I hope she does because it means she'll talk about buying it on stream and maybe some usage stories.

Give me one good reason why she who has never had a real job should be a millionaire while we work 9-5 for pennies and have to give her our paycheck in order to talk to her.

>>43617597
Gura cute

>>43617597
She entertains and motivates millions of people.

>>43617597
Cute

>>43617597
>who has never had a real job
watch streams

>>43617694
The fact that she's able to live a capitalist lifestyle while haveing. Not real talent of her own motivates me to jump off a bridge.

>>43617735
You really should end your life.

>>43617735
Do it. Remember to flip

>>43617597
>>43617735
go back

>>43617597
Why should anyone be a millionaire with your point of view.
Try again commie.

>>43617735
You should do it!

>>43617735
Wow, success really does breed jealousy. lmao

>>43617735
Your parents never loved you

>>43617760
Yeah yeah ok. I would destroy you. If i had a button in front of me that activated all nukes on earth i would press it in a second.

chumbuds try not to reply to shitty bait challenge (impossible)

>>43617960
It really is impossible, with the biggest individual chuuba split on this board

>>43617909
Okay edgelord, put that katana away.

Now we're raided by depressed yellowmen. What's next?

>>43617960
That's true but remember that he does reply to himself if no one else does and he has multiple devices.

>>43618016
women

this schizo was caught larping as a chumbud in /hlgg/ by the way. turns out to be a nijinig

I can't believe Gura would do this

>>43617909
Based and redpilled.

Gura says she's over 9000 years old, however Gura also says she was made in a laboratory.
According to wikipedia the first laboratory was made by Pythagoras, who lived roughly 2500 years ago.
This means it's impossible for Gura to have been made in a laboratory 9000 years ago.
She's lying to us.
What else is she lying about? Is she actually cute or is that just another trick

shark child sex

>>43618124
>he doesn't know about the Atlantean labs that created cunny babies from two cunnies with no males involved

I heard Ame talked about Gura during her last stream, does anyone have a timestamp?

>>43618241
No.

>>43618124
Gura actually karate chopped socrates not plato.

>>43618124
>the first laboratory was
For humans maybe. Atlanteans have been around for 150,000 years after aliens uplifted proto homo sapians and fused them with sharks.

>>43618241
I also want a timestamp.

I'm going to get called an anti for this, but whatever. Gura clearly prioritizes songs and 3d/concerts over streams. Gura has preferred being a singer to being a streamer for a long time. Mori does as well. Gura also has a rule for herself that there is a certain number of hours per day/week she is willing to work and won't go over that.

>>43617735
>muh capitalism

>>43618344
go back to october and count all the streams

>>43618072
I knew it. We should raid them to get back at them.

>>43618344
That certainly explains all the concerts and music she puts out

I want to consume a sundae off Gura's body. Chocolate, whipped cream, strawberries, I want it all. I will lick it all off.

>>43618124
Gura was an SCP Atlantean experiment that fused the essence of the Scarlet King to create Gawr, and also create hyper cuteness for Gura.

>>43618124
>he doesn't know about the antideluvian civilizations

>>43618344
Yeah. I'm hoping we are getting an album and that's why these solo songs are taking so long and not because Gura can't get over her perfectionism. If she wants to be a singer she surely isn't doing a good job releasing music

Gura's tiny bald pussy...

>>43618409
Won't give a shit about one schizo. And I don't have anything on them since I don't care.

>>43618514
she can't keep getting away with it

>>43618241
>>43618343
https://youtu.be/2rX7hi0ymjU?t=2599
Don't get excited, it's pretty much nothing. She was trying out somne extremelt broken japanese as practice and saying her and Gura went to a cafe or something, but she got interrupted by radscorpions. The word collab is in there but she never went back to the topic and laterr announced a Mario party offcollab with Bae, Ina and IRyS, so I'm not sure what that was about.

>>43618552
Don't.

>>43618559
thanks...

>>43618559
I don't speak Japanese, but was she maybe talking about that collab EN has with that one cafe?

>>43618552

>>43618559
thanks anyway

>>43617597
Kys nigger, this durr muh money why do you love her is the most tourist argument, it comes from a place where you seethe that she has supporters, or else you'd just not pay/watch her and move on with your life.
I love her cause she's cute and charming and I pay her membership cause I like the emotes and karaokes and I buy her merch cause I want it

>>43618664
Kill yourself

>>43618681
This is why you're pathetic. Instead of spending your money on a real woman, you instead give it all to someone who would shoot you on site if you ever tried to meet her IRL. In fact, she wishes you people didnt exist but that fact that you're her ATM means you must. Get a life!

Is piss an accepted fetish here now?

>>43618844
Gimme your spot to get a girl for 5 bucks a month.

>>43618885
>now
Real chumbuds have been pisschads since day 1

>>43618912
You're not getting a woman, incel

>>43618885
Always has been.

>>43618966
>incel
But I'm getting (You) right now.

>samefagging your own bait posts because you're butthurt at chumbies again

>>43617597
She cute

https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/105622678

This is one of the best Gura art pieces in a while, goddamn https://twitter.com/oke_yzw/status/1628320372310573056
My EBI COCK!!!

How do we bring her down once and for all troon bros? Nothing we've tried has worked so far.

>>43619371
Make her marry me.

>>43619276
What do you think Gura would say if she saw this?

>>43619371
Get her to marry me, the chumbies will abandon her then, and her career will tank because she'll be too busy being in love with me to stream often.
Its the perfect plan.

>>43619371
Force her to do a shirako stream.

>>43619426
Gura would feel an overwhelming sense of smugness that her daki spawned such good art.

>>43619521
>Force

>>43619426
>if
Gura sees those. There's zero chance she magically sees the risque ones that sometimes don't even use her tag and are borderline enough to where she can give them a like while NOT seeing any of the ones that go too far.
Gura has probably seen her own nipples, cunny and other sex stuff involving her thousands of times by now when scrolling Twitter
Just imagine
God I wish I could be in her head when she sees art like that and imagines it being done to her...

>>43618664
inaff

>>43619561
Yeah, force. She obviously said it as a joke but if we can push her to do it the unicorns will melt down and start drama.

>>43618559
>Mario Party off collab
>Doesn't invite Gura
Really Ame?

>>43619643
You mean that one guy, I don't think anyone else cares.

I'd eat it and I'm not even gay.

I hate you faggots so much. You're not real chumbuds, all you want to do is fuck her and sexualize her. You're no different from the coomers that watch twitch thots like amouranth.

>>43619744
i guess it's good for you but i'm sure there are other sources for those vitamins and minerals

Damn thinking about what it must be like for Gura to look at porn of herself is really hot, instant boner material to imagine what she must be thinking

I know this has been asked multiple times, but what set them off? They're downright determined to reply to their own bait or try and jump off and drag and unrelated post down with them, way more than usual. This can't just be the daki.

>>43618885

>>43619860

>>43619796
You're not in the right place if you see it like that.

>>43619031
some other vtuber said that when girls start peeing, they can't stop or hold it in like guys can, is that true?

>>43619521
>>43619561
>>43619643
>>43619703
>>43619744
Kill yourself faggot.

>>43619796
>>>/discord - Gura's Gawrdians/

Gura is a lazy whore

>it went full circle

Neuro-sama collab when?

I love my wife so much!!

I want to see my wife and the fat cat sing together...

Time for some reps

>>43620666
>>43610274

Why are the sisters so mad today?

>>43620666
Get a VPN or check the previous thread for a mega link.

YO WTF, EN HAS PERMS FOR THIS? GURA PLEASE PLAY COME ON! THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN! T u T
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1628454365047697408

Do you think she's cute?

>>43620833
gura haet soulsborne

>>43620909
Counterpoint, she loves cunny.

>>43620833
https://twitter.com/nobeta_staff_en/status/1605125865339330560
>bl*cked meme
No thanks

>>43620527
Unfortunately never mainly due to Cover. Don’t know what kind of yab the AI might say.

>>43620833
She's really busy with recording and other stuff. Maybe next month.

I don't know why exactly, but pre-recorded Gura just fills empty. No saying it was bad, but I don't like it as much as the karaoke streams.
Why is that? Is it because they want it """perfect""" and Gura has a broom stuck up her ass? The lack of scuff? Or maybe just the fact that the experience is just better live.

>>43620527
gura's model looks so retarded next to any regular looking model

>>43621248
Lack of scuff? Did you even look at her model?

>>43621302
Btw, what's up with the black line?

i will breastfeed Gura and put her in diapers 24/7

>>43621437
Good idea Fauna.

>>43621248
It's just because it's scripted. Feels uncanny, unnatural. Doesn't help it's always nihongo.

Mori is a bitch. Fucking roasting Gura while she can't even defend herself.

>extra cute and extra funny OP image
>/ggg/ is full of seething sisters
nahone

>>43620955
>being this bothered over a meme everyone has done
lol

>>43621840
Anon Mori was defending Gura by blaming Gawr, how did you not see that....?

>>43621496
ill set her volume settings so a crinkle comes through every once and a while thank me later

>>43622211
Lord save us

I kind of want to cut the merch autograph out of the picture, laminate it and bring it with me in my wallet... how dumb is that?

My goomba was very cute this morning.

>fatto catto raped Gura
Nooooooooooo

>>43622299
Very.

Finally get back from work only to find Okayu's birthday stream is unavailable cause of some bullshit copyright issue. I just want to see my wife being cute with the fatto catto

>>43622624
>>43620703

https://twitter.com/shouu_kyun/status/1628483337223536643
https://twitter.com/shouu_kyun/status/1628483337223536643
https://twitter.com/shouu_kyun/status/1628483337223536643

>>43622664
Based bud, I missed that. Here's a cute Gura for you

>>43622806
Cunny life with my cunny wife..

Boys, I'm hopeful that we'll get a stream today. It'll come out of nowhere. I'm guessing around 10pm-12am est.

>>43622970
Gura will be watching faunas asmr at that time

>>43621840
Mori was saying it was Gawr who said it was cringe, not Gura.

>>43623010
Fauna's asmr is boring

I know antis are blasting this shit out so feel free to call me a faggot and ignore but I really did hope spotty meant just spotty and not back to what we had before, it's been short streams and five days since, I'm dying. For something a little less whiny and faggotty, I'm not sure how much she'll like Atomic Heart when she gets back home. It's okay but it's pretty mediocre.

>>43623222
Gura got groomed to always love Fauna's voice no matter what

>>43623222
You're boring!

>>43623381
Yea same, but I get it a bit. Her craptop really was shitting itself before, and she doesn't have her setup. Not much she can do if a chatting stream makes her pc eat shit and die.
What I'm worried about is the schedule after she goes home, if its MWF again I'm going to die.

>>43623381
Once every 2 weeks is still "spotty", huhaha

>>43623599
MWF would be a fucking blessing at this point.

>>43621961
>>43623180
Go fucking kill yourself cuckbeat. That fat sow you call oshi shouldn't even dare to put my wife's name in her mouth. Gura did nothing wrong, thus there is nothing to defend. Gura was based for calling the four retards she has to share a gen with cringe.

>>43623381
I don't blame her for the lack of streams when she's been sleeping very little, like 2 hours during Valentine's.

>>43623666
Yea but I want real normal. We're almost at 1 year since we lost it.

JWU was Gura on Okayu's live? Fucking blocked in my gay ass faggot country.

>>43623739
She really needs to learn to put her health first and tell Cover to fuck off. I don't care how much stuff they have planned, or how busy everyone is. If she can't even get a healthy amount of sleep, then something needs to change.

She's graduating with opa-san right now

>>43623830
no. go back to sleep.

>>43623830
It's blocked basically everywhere except Japan. You either get a VPN, or download the VOD through the mega link in the previous thread.

>>43623848
What are you even talking about?

>>43616731
Been loving the Gooba art, VERY cute and very funny, some might even say cunny.

Just saw Mori's Gawr x Gura sock puppet fanfic and I don't know what to feel

>>43623701
>All mentions of Gura
>No mentions of Gawr

Then you agree with Mori.

>>43623599
Then maybe she can try to do something about her setup, everyone can stream just fine.

So Kiara is gonna stream and Ame is gonna have a Mario Party off collab with a couple people. Why the fuck can't Gura stream for us? Does she hate it that much?

>>43624385
Just you.

>>43624278
I do not care what sort of mental gymnastics that pink whore went through. It was Gura who called them cringe, and she was right.

>>43624448
is goob ogey?

>>43623599
She can stream from the Cover office if she really wanted to stream

>>43624454
Then gura's a bitch. We already knew this though.

>>43624385
Okayu is just the tip of the iceberg. Literally half of the jp holos asked Gura to record a song for them and she can't say no. Nobody else in myth is nearly as popular in Japan as Gura.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>43624531
Anon that recording for Okayu was probably done months ago.

>>43624492
Who is "we"? You and the voices in your head? How about you just keep watching that wigger cunt, and tell her to stay away from Gura. If you think she's a bitch, then it's in your best interest too.

>>43624202
No wonder gura avoids her

>>43624448
Yea Gooba, gimme the chocolate!

>>43624571
And your point? She's recording things now for months in the future.

>>43624571
so NOW she was actually working back in august eh? I recall not to long ago people were saying we got nothing out of it

>>43624531
>Gura records more than the others
There's no proof of this.

>>43624737
just from the fes alone gura has double the workload of ina/ame because of her appearing in two days

>>43624658
The point that hasn't nothing to do with what's going on right now.
>>43624713
I don't think anyone was denying that she was recording 3D appearances just that they don't justify how little streams we got.

you people really should complain to cover if you think gura is lying about hololive-related things on her hololive accounts. that's the sort of thing that could cause PR damage to the company if left unchecked.

>>43624813
*The point is that it has nothing

Are you a chumbabooey?

Reminder that Gooby loves me the most.

>>43624864
Yes

>>43624813
>just that they don't justify how little streams we got
>shion
>marine
>summer festival
>her own concert
>pekora
>now okayu
I'd say it does

>>43625005
>I'd say it does
Then you would be wrong.

>>43625057
wouldn't that be subjective?

She's cute!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQcV9eEH7fk&t=11965s

>>43625076
Don't argue with antis who hate Hololive.

>>43625110
>Streamed 2 years ago
>Almost 4 hour stream
>Christmas music
Haha.. thanks for posting!

>>43625076
I don't think there's anything subjective about saying that a few guest appearances and a 3Dlive don't justify months and months without streams.

>>43625110
Being lazy and not caring about your fans isn't cute behavior.

>>43625005
I would unironically trade it all for the chance to flip a coin, and if it comes up heads I get a single 2-hour kusoge stream, and tails I get nothing.

>>43625005
>Singing for a few minutes on someone's 3D Live
>Abysmal streams and content for her actual fans
No its not worth it and she should get it through her head that her own fans should be the top priority.

I got seriously turned on by reading that dolphin doujinshi. Someone save me from myself.

>>43625362
>He doesn't want Gura to chase her dreams of become Hatsune Miku
You have already failed Gura.

>>43625233
>>43625266
>>43625362
kill yourself already

>>43625429
Why do you act like she couldn't do that without completely disregarding streaming?

Lot of barracudas in the thread today

Imagine feeling any amount of dissatisfaction with Gura's attitude towards her fans, fucking antis...

>>43625480
She slept for 2 hours on Valentine's day. Think for yourself.

>>43625429
She isn't going to become "Hatsune Miku" by appearing in a few 3D lives for a few minutes while completely neglecting her fans.

Any good nsfw Gura chatbots? I've been on character.ai and got her to be turned on and ready but the site filters have started cockblocking me

>>43625529
>Neglecting her fans
>Sacrificed her sleep to the point of sleeping only 2 hours to stream for her fans on Valentine's day
You simply do not care about Gura.

>>43625495
>antis want her to stream and communicate more
Pretty sure they want the opposite

>>43625529
she seems to be doing pretty well

>>43625584
Retard

>>43625593
Jesus what the fuck is that thing to her left?

>>43625626
>her left
a wall?

>>43625515
Yeah, that's a problem. I think she should cut back from idol activities even if she doesn't stream more. She should put her health first. We weren't talking about the Japan arc though.

>>43625564
>Barely 1 hour stream
>Phones it in for the offcollab
Great so where are the other streams?

>>43625665
sorry im dyslexic

>>43617735
>>43617597
>able to make people feel happy with her mere presence
>adorable voice
>adorable singing voice
>genuinely pretty witty, can entertain for hours if need be
>puts effort into her streams and idolwork
Fucking end yourself. Gura deserves all the money she gets because she does a phenomenal job providing a service that hundreds of thousands of people take joy in.
Seething over someone else's success is the marker of a bad person who will accomplish nothing in life. With that attitude, you will never bring joy to people the way Gura does.

>>43625699
So you want her to sacrifice her health due to lack of sleep? Some "fan" you are.

Sure are a lot of "chumbies" in here that totally care if she actually streams.

girls are so fucking weird when you think about it like imagine being dickless....

Sure are a ton of "chumbies" who want her to further damage her health even when she's working hard to achieve her dreams.

Didn't we have this same timeloop last for days on end not too long ago? If you're that "upset" over a lack of streams then you can just stop paying attention to her. I'll be the final chumbud, anyways

Sure are a lot of "chumbies"
I mean, there's what at least 4 million of them?

>>43625866
It's amazing how a stressful 3 month trip to Japan where she barely gets any sleep from how much work she has somehow doesn't affect her health but taking 2 hours out of her day to talk to her fans does.

Gura should eat shirako

>>43625736
>puts effort into her streams
Even you don't believe that. Make your bait more believable next time.

>>43625981
Taking 2 hours out of her day means going from 5 hours of sleep to 3. So you want her to burn out early for short term satisfaction instead of thinking for her future? How selfish.

>>43625748
Everyone else has the time to stream and there's no proof that she's doing more than the others. And she's been harming her own health with her terrible lifestyle choices like her shitty diet (also the lack of sleep could just be her staying up like a dumbass like she's done in the past).

kill me, gura

>>43626039
oh nyo, the anti has a shitty opinion what do I do now?

>>43626061
There is also no proof that she's not doing more than the others. Why do you even speculate about this and that here when nothing you say matters in the end. Gura is happily chasing her dreams, and all you can do is seethe here instead of being happy that Gura is feeling fulfilled right now.

>>43626053
There's really no need to be sleeping that little. The studio schedule based on all the Myth tweets seem to be from about 12pm to 9pm.

>>43626053
Now that's a more reasonable take but don't act like the JP trip won't have any negative effects on her health, she's still getting less than 8 hours of sleep and chugging redbulls like water.

I wonder if those retards actually think they achieve something with their threadshitting and antiposting

>>43626163
I think some just do it to bait (you)s and the rest do it because they genuinely don't like her while wanting us to feel the same way

>>43626039
>she doesnt put effort in
Fucking kill yourself anti.
>always has something fun/interesting to talk about
>always tries to be entertaining, to be funny/witty
>controls her voice so she doesn't peak the mic or end up sounding too scratchy

>>43626140
It's just unfortunate that streaming for her fans doesn't seem to be part of that "dream".

There are two types of fans in this thread
The fans that want Gura to stream and don't care about idol events, and the fans that want her to do big events and don't mind if she doesn't stream.
Both are fans, both call each other antis. Both are here all the time and get pulled into an argument easily.
They timeloop regularly. No progress is ever made

>>43626143
It's the reality of the situation no matter whether or not you think it's dumb. That's just how Gura is, she'll spend hours looking at le funny YouTube videos instead of properly resting. What are you going to do, shit your pants in this thread? As long as Gura is happy, I'm happy. I would also like her to be healthy, but that's an unfortunate consequence of her daily habits.

>>43626163
It makes me want to give gura more money. I think its some sort of psyop.

>>43626247
>don't care about idol events
This is fucking hololive. Why are they even here? lmao

>>43626237
Maybe you should leave and close the thread if you don't like it then.

>>43626247
You mean one type of fan. The other one are antis.

>>43626247
They should just have sex with each other tbhdesu

>>43626247
The others can do both, there's no reason she can't, but people keep making excuses for her.

>>43626338
Then maybe you should go watch the others, sit in their threads, and close this one.

>>43626163
>>43626219
Its a retarded schizo tactic to demoralize chumbuds and gaslight them into believing the following,
>gura doesn't care about her fans
>gura hates streaming
>guras a grifter that only cares about money
>gura wants to graduate
>gura has ten boyfriends and has been pregnant 60 times

>>43626338
Do the others suffer from a chronic illness as well? You fucking retard

>>43626247
>Don't like idol like events
Why watch hololive then? There's plenty of corpos that are streamer only.

>>43626233
the amount of care gura puts into everything she gives us is palpable, I love her so much

>>43626428
But Gura said the doctor told her she's fine now?

luv me shark

>>43626419
>gura has ten boyfriends and has been pregnant 60 times
all me by the way

>>43626419
Yea, me and my 9 nerve linked hivemind copies.

>>43626467
psychiatrist

>>43626467
>the doctor told her she's fine now
NTA, but getting an ok to travel =/= you are 100% fine

>>43626467
All she said is that she got the OK from her doctor to travel to japan. And what about "chronic" do you not understand? Narcolepsy is incurable and you can only diminish its effects with meds and changing your lifestyle

>>43626506
The doctor does not give permission to go to a foreign country for months on end if she has not greatly improved.

>>43626247
Everyone wants her to stream, but only true chumbuds truly care about her enough to want her to be happy, healthy, and stress free.
Any retard screaming,
>WAAH WHY ISNT SHE STREAMING SHE HATES US SHE STOPPED CARING ABOUT US SHE ISNT ACTUALLY SICK
is an anti, full stop.

>>43626532
>Narcolepsy
You've been saying this constantly, but she never said what she has.

>>43626140
Do you actually believe she's happy? Like, do you really believe that she's happy, being forced to dance for several hours on next to no sleep? The only happiness she's probably getting out of this is of the "thank fuck it's over" variety.

>>43626630
>excessive daytime sleepiness
>cataplexy
>sleep paralysis
>hypnagogic hallucinations

She shows all the symptoms of that sickness and talked about them multiple times on stream

>>43626723
She wants to become Hatsune Miku so yes.

>>43626723
>he thinks the girl that idolized virutal idols since childhood is unhappy doing the exact same things
you are actually delusional

didnt read
i love gura

>>43626850
I love gura more than you

>>43626724
You're stretching those symptoms a bit and she still hasn't confirmed she has that so you're making stuff up.

>>43626724
you forgot the fainting spells

It's early April, Gura has been silent for 2 weeks after the other Myth girls tweeted that they were leaving Japan, suddenly a notification appears, it's a members post from Gura:
>hi chumbies, im back home i've been doing [INSERT RANDOM BULLSHIT]
>unfortunately the JP trip was really stressful and my health issues have been acting up again so ill be taking some time off, huhaha
If the last year is anything to go by then this is the most likely outcome

>>43626723
Some types of discomfort result in happiness anon. You should try going to the gym.
I know because I had to learn a choreography once. Of course it fucking sucked, Im not a dancer. But I would definitely do it again (especially with my cute shark wife)

>>43626532
>>43626724
I hope that you realize Gura hates (You) specifically. She didn't even want to mention her health issue because of people like you.

>starts making scenarios in hes head
Jesus, schizos really are desperate now

Why are you guys even giving him (You)s?

>>43626947
are you serious? she does not need to confirm it because it is just obvious that she has that sickness. there is simply nothing else that fits after hearing all of her descriptions

>>43627074
It's mating season for chumbies right now, and any hole is a hole.

>>43627074
He samefags a lot tbqh

>>43626967
Unless and until she specific, quantitative commitment to a streaming frequency, one where it's possible for her to objectively fail to meet the commitment, it will just stay like this.

>>43627039
huh?

>>43626247
Then there's me, I just want to fuck her

>>43627150
Not only are you going directly against her wishes with your retarded speculation, you don't even realize she has that wish.

>>43627181
are you genuinly retarded?

They need to collab already. A real collab.

>>43627150
You are speculating like some fucking gossiping faggot. Gura literally went out of her way to say that she hates people like you.

>>43627239
Are you?

the mods should just shut down this thread until gura starts streaming again
what a pile of shit

>>43627237

Hypothesis:
This argument stems from the daughter/wife dichotomy. The buds that think "I want Gura to be happy" are the ones who see her as their daughter, and the buds that think "I want Gura" are the ones who see her as their wife.
When she's doing idol stuff and not streaming, the buds that love Gura romantically feel neglected, and the ones that love her platonically are fine that she's off having fun somewhere.

>>43627238
I hope they collab soon, literally the best EN holos

>>43627051
They could at least give more factual schizo shit, like her having digestive issues. Which 3 redbulls a day must make her stomach interesting.

>>43627278
*cums in your mouth*

>>43627278
*cums in your feet*

>>43627294
that makes sense, she's my daughter/wife so i feel both

>>43627246
>speculation
Nothing like that you retard. How do doctors know what kind of illness you have? They let you describe what symptoms you have. Gura described her symptoms and the conlusion of that is that she has Narcolepsy. There is no room for any debate here and I don't know why you are so defensive about it. Its not like it will kill her.

>>43627294
Both of groups are making demands on my daughterwife, projects and streams respectively, meaningboth are antis.

>>43626247
I want her to stream and I want her to be an idol, it's just a matter of slowing down on the idol stuff so she can stream. Anyone who doesn't want her to do idol stuff is an anti who doesn't want Gura to follow her dreams

>>43627389
Any clips of the parts with Gura?

>>43627377
My cock burns when I pee right after chumming, can you tell me what my condition is mr doc?

>>43627377
She's talking about you, specifically, when she says she doesn't want to divulge details on her illness. Seriously, kill yourself.

>>43626338
She can do it at her own speed. one step at a time,
Why is it necessary for her to do both?

The proof that I am number one MEMEME?

>>43627461
terminal coomer syndrome

>>43627389
Weeks of 8-hour sessions well spent! I'm sure she's REALLY happy that she got to waste all that time on something people can't see!

>>43627516
https://mega.nz/file/ZPxiCbRL#6fIkzcp_e8hVKBbuFOQP0CkoeMKpjqgcouHAP1ZtzmM

>>43627478
i personally do not care about your butthurt you dumb faggot

>>43626061
She doesn't need to do more than the others, it's not a competition you fucking retard. Go watch the others instead

>>43627516
I'm sure that she'd also be really happy about her model being a glitchy mess because Cover couldn't bother to hire a competent modeller.

>>43627582
You don't care about Gura either.

>>43627432
I think everyone wants that, but the problem is going to Japan came directly after her health issues. If she had a normal streaming schedule Nov-Jan there would be none of this.
There was no need to rush the myth 3d the second she became better. They could have gone and rehearsed for a few weeks in summer after being back for awhile.

>>43626040
Kill yourself faggot.

>>43627626
What you say has no meaning to me

>>43627668
What you hear in streams, which is directly affected by you personally being a faggot, does affect you.

>>43627700
i see you have gon full retard now lol

>>43626247
There are 2 types. Yesmen and non-yesmen. Gura has made fun of yesmen twice in the past year. She hates you guys

>>43627377
Gura hates you, kys you fucking moron

>>43626163
>oh no let's ignore all the bad stuff and pretend everything is okay so I can have my safe little bubble

>>43627294
Both are fine, but when a "fellow chumbud" starts autistically screeching and starts coming up with niggerly schizo headcanon to justify shitting on Gura (HAHA SHE'S LAZY AND HATES US;-; RIGHT FELLOW CHUMBUDS??)
thats when I KNOW they arent fans.

>>43627294
I just want to see her more. I miss getting to see her almost everyday. I miss what we used to have. I'm aware that it's selfish of me but I can't help it.

>>43627823
What bad stuff? Gura is having a blast performing and living it up in Japan right now.

>>43627783
Kill yoursel monkey torturing SEAnigger

It is not about being an idol vs streaming. It's about setting a limit and about making a good schedule so she can do both. As it is right now, it just sucks, plain and simple.

>>43627934
In the unlikely event you aren't falseflagging, go do something else and try your best to be sane.

I just imagine these fucking antis as cripples whose dicks don't work and I just start laughing. I can see right through you "Chumbuds"....

>>43627783
>Gura hates you guys
Gura said she appreciates criticism as much as she appreciates support and thanked us for our patience. What she actually hates is faggots like you who twist her words

>>43627996
In the unlikely event you aren't falseflagging, seeing someone get called a falseflagger for missing the old norm is hilarious and depressing.

>>43628354
Once you realize that a lot of the "chumbuds" defending her attitude started watching her last year or in late 2021 things start making a lot of sense.

>>43628139
>>43628348
She only said it's as important as support. She never said she appreciates it as much. Obviously she's going to appreciate support much more.

She's waking up, probably taking a shower soon.

>>43627996
I'm not falseflagging. I'm just being honest with how I feel. And yea I'm trying my best and have mostly held up but just kinda had a rough day today and it hit me how much I miss her and her strange power to instantly brighten my day.
I'm not gonna post more about it cause I don't want to look too menhera and like I said I'm aware it's selfish of me cause I know she's doing something right now she's always wanted to.

>>43628348
I love her.. I need her in my life.

>>43628477
That shower... yeah it's me.

>>43628477
We are literally getting cucked by some random Japanese bathroom control system with a female voice right now...

>>43628773
Imagine Gura masturbating in the bathroom after a long day of rehearsals

>>43628477
Imagine laying back in a hot bath with Gura laying on top of you.. FUCK I NEED IT!

>>43628484

Can I be an anti too?

>>43629038
Sure. All you need to do is say that you want her to stream more.

>>43629038
Yeah, it's pretty easy by this thread's standards.

>>43628825
being serenaded by her girlfriend's classical music, which conveniently drowns out any noise she might be making

>>43629150
Gura needs to stream more! In my mouth!
There's no excuse for this!

>>43628354
>>43628444
Its unironically because most anons saying this are actually antis trying to claim that gura hates streaming and hates her chumbuds when that is NOT true.
Complaining about her not streaming and saying you miss the early days is fine, but most in this thread saying that are NOT saying it from a place of good faith.
You know what I say is true.

>>43629150
>>43629223
Fucking kill yourself delusional schizo anti.
Wanting her to stream more is not anti behavior. Psychoanylzing her and pretending shes some machiavellian villian who isn't stremaing because she hates us and wants to quit IS anti behavior.

can we have two gura generals?
one for fans and the other for whiny babies

>>43627783
She should make fun of them everyday. Those faggots are cringe

>>43629355
There's definitely a mix which is clearly confusing people.
All I can say is at the end of day I LOVE GURA!

>>43629808

>>43626532
That just made me realise that we witnessed her narcolepsy on the off collab when she fell asleep on stream. We got to see her chronic condition in action, and I find it deeply deeply sad. I wish I could be there to look after her when she falls asleep, be the to catch her when she falls. Carry her and tuck her safely and warmly into bed. I want her to be safe warm and happy. It's not fair, the universe is too cruel to create an angel and then curse her in this way.

I hope she ate something yummy today

>>43629850

>>43629808
>>43629850
>>43629887

>>43629716
Kill yourself SEAnigger

>>43623397
Shut up fauna.

>>43629909

anyone ordered from amiami before, what's the best method

>>43629998
I miss SAL...

>>43630075
I love how she tries to crouch to take a look at the crack and slit. She really is an ojisan trapped in a little girl's body...

>>43629998
Where do you live?

>>43630191
bongland

>>43629998
I'm pretty sure when the order is ready to ship they give you a pricing on each option and allow you to change it.

>>43630075
All little guras should be dressed with collars and sheer fabric

>>43627783
if you're not a yesman, you're an anti and you want to see Gura fail. You believed shit that other antis posted and turned on her. You never loved her because you're manipulative and abusive. Nothing is ever good enough. The sooner you people are sweeped clean from the earth the better.

>>43630359
Poofter. Cunt.

>>43626247
Progress has been made cuz the guy saying Gura's not my girlfriend was banned.

>>43627783
No there are only two types of fans.
Fans and falseflagging niggers from SEA.
Fans can be critical without acting like they want to see gura fail.
Kill yourself.

>>43626247
I'd probably lose interest if she only did Idol stuff, i'd be happy for her if that's all she wants to do, but she would slowly drift into the "something i used to care about" category.

>>43624806
Anon, Gura doesn't have double the workload. They all have packed schedules, every member that's in Japan rn. That doesn't mean Gura has more. She probably just doesn't feel like streaming, and has arguably less stamina than the other girls.

>>43630917
Gura is currently taking a double load

ive been posting retarded shit on both sides for the yous
its the only way to keep entertained without gura