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Confess your sins to Pope Gura IV and you shall be forgiven

>> No.43550348

Even though I anti Kson, I masturbate to her feet.

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Fapping to anything but Gura doesn't feel as good for me now.

>> No.43550545

>>43550483
That is a child

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>>43550545

>> No.43550644

I WANNA BUST MY NUT INSIDE GURA AS HARD AS I CAN TILL I BREAK HER HIPS AND SHE'S CRYING FOR MERCY AND THEN I SLAM INTO HER EVEN HARDER AAAAAAA
>verification not required

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>>43550545

>> No.43551345

>>43550483
>>43550644
Kill yourself
Chumbuds are more annoying than teamates and saplings now

>> No.43551613

>>43550074
I'm a shitposter , i like baits

>> No.43553565

>>43550074
There's a very specific fanbase I would nuke off the face of the earth if I had the means. Ticks me off that their oshi and mine are on good terms.

>> No.43553613

Gura IV imples there were three other popes named Gura.

>> No.43554213

>>43550074
I think every vtuber needs a bf/gf because dealing with fans is hard, just look at this board if you disagree.

>> No.43554316

>>43554213
So which Phase Connect are you?

>> No.43554486

>>43554213
That bf/gf, is me

>> No.43554914

>>43550074
She needs to confess her own sins as a groomer, and her fan base will confess their sins to big bubba on their knees in prison for being pedos.

>> No.43555078

>>43554914
loli haters are the ones getting constantly outed as actual pedos tho

>> No.43555429
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There's a chance I've watched more Hololive than literally anyone else and im just the biggest fan and idolfag there is.
I've taken part in every major argument on this board about the direction of the company, perception of Myth, Hags, Feet, Hating and now loving Ayame,loving and now hating Kronii etc etc
I do it because I care about big numbers.

>> No.43555464

I confess that I anti Gura because I'm jealous of how more successful and popular she is compared to my oshi

>> No.43555536

>>43550348
kys henri

>> No.43555579
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>>43555429
Does /vt/ love Ayame now?

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>>43555579
yes

>> No.43555707

>>43555429
John Horton Conway locked himself away for weeks just thinking about big numbers and almost went insane but he came back to reality just in time to become one of the greatest mathematicians that ever lived.
maybe you can too anon.

>> No.43555735

>>43555707
us numberfags aren't good at math

>> No.43555887

>>43554213
>>43554316

This is remi.
t. im the boufriend

>> No.43556277

>>43555078
Funny thing is gura fans are self proclaimed pedos on the board, you can’t refute this.

>> No.43556373

I'm pretty sure I'm my oshi's worst schizo fan and I have a reputation for it.

>> No.43556521

>>43556277
are they committing crimes though, legally or morally?

>> No.43556563

>>43556277
what?

>> No.43556597

>>43556521
If you’re asking that question you’re obviously guilty

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>>43556597
I'm not chumbud kek, I just don't see what the issue is with loli and it kind of sounds like you're not even a holofag

>> No.43556898

>>43550074
I think too hard about responses to funpost threads. My biggest sin is that I'm serious to point of being boring.

>> No.43556910

If certain NijiEN Livers became dedicated Valorant streamers, I would watch them even more, as long as they never invite vGumiho

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>>43556898
imageboard, think less with words

>> No.43557111

>>43550074
I have given up on becoming a vtuber and I've restarted as a no-cam streamer.

>> No.43557121

>>43555579
Others stream less than her and she's still cute. She won in the end

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>>43557121
the cutest

>> No.43557889

>>43557111
unironic male vtubers are cringe anyway

>> No.43558468

My love for my oshi and vtubers in general has died long ago.
For the longest I kept watching without enjoyment wondering why it didn't feel like it used to but now I don't even watch them anymore other than the big concerts and events just to see how the girls have grown.
I've moved on and even though I want to like them still I just can't.
I come here to read the news and the discussions about what's going on and I get sad that I can't enjoy what you people enjoy even though I used to be one of you and was since 2019.
I'm sorry, I became one of the people that doesn't watch the streams but posts anyway pretending to be someone he left behind.

>> No.43559267

>>43550545
and?

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>>43550545
>he doesn't know about neoteny

>> No.43559499

>>43558468
>For the longest I kept watching without enjoyment
That's me now. I completely dropped Hololive because EN stopped being interesting to me and I'm not going to open a JP stream that I can't understand a word of when there are literally thousands of other English speaking vtubers I could be watching. Even so, I feel like I'm watching my oshi out of obligation and feel chained down when she streams. There are so many other things I wish I would have done besides sit in front of my computer watching streams.

>> No.43559643

>>43550074
I didn't like Gura until I saw her 3D birthday performance.

>> No.43559837

>>43559643
so you just kneel last year??? you're two years late for the Queen

>> No.43559866

>>43558468
You're still welcome here, Anon. Hopefully you'll find another hobby to feel you with joy as chuubas once did!

>> No.43559926

>>43559866
fill*

ffs

>> No.43560111

>>43559499
It is what it is, I don't regret any of it if anything I'm thankful for having an oshi.
I genuinely felt happy watching her and she made me have a solid sleep schedule.
I'd wake up early (4am) to watch her and I got to chat with the anons in the general thread about the stream and post all the cool art that was getting released.
Her, you anons and the rest of the girls in general made me feel like I was part of something.
I think I'm just rambling now though.
>>43559866
Thank you for your kind words.

>> No.43560935

>>43557889
I don't think I'm going to make it either way but at least I don't have to pretend to be someone else and I can focus on being me and the game

>> No.43562338

>>43550074
Everytime I want to get into smaller vtubers, some Twitter bullshit makes me stop. First it was Finana, but then her Twitter drama started and it just snowballed. Is it bad if I only watch Hololive for now free of drama they are? And I’m actually happy Kson and Rushia are gone becuase they started thinking more about themselves than the company?

>> No.43562387

>>43550074
I switched Oshi while Gura was on hiatus and I don't think I can switch back.

>> No.43562876

>>43555735
Whoa. Not expecting a real confession in the confess thread

>> No.43562908

>>43550074
By trying to distance myself from vtubing and my former oshi, I feel like I have turned anti instead, and have a hard time actually leaving this board for good.
She's a 3view so I am not an unknown to her, but I have burned the bridge and I really don't want to return to watch her, but still I feel stuck, so I turn anti even if I hate it.

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>>43555579
Hololive fans always loved Ayame. Look at how cute she is!

>> No.43567650

>>43562908
Fuck off Henri

>> No.43568055

>>43550074
There was this thread a few days ago, about how a 2view chuuba has been rejected multiple times from different agencies and how she was feeling down about it. She sent a few audio samples (including one with a sentence I requested) to prove she wasn't a troon or larping, and that eventually lead me to her channel.
I can't stop thinking about her anons. Her voice has done things to my little heart. I don't actually want to be parasocial with her, I actually want to get to know her. Yet I can't bring myself to join her Discord to DM her. What I'm gonna say? "Hello, I found about you from /vt/, nice to meet you"? She probably will think I'm just another retarded groomer trying to manipulate her for nudes or doxx her.

>> No.43568432

>>43551345
Seethe

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>>43550074
I strayed and watched some Gura wannabees in your absence. Please forgive me. They couldn't compare. It was just out of curiosity and those ads, I swear. Will not happen again. I've learned my lesson. You're cute!

>> No.43569296

>>43568055
Do it, faggot.

>>43568822
>This statue still exists somewhere

>> No.43569351

>>43550074
I don't watch vtubers except for Mike Matei

>> No.43569764

>>43567650
Not every bloody anti confession is Henri, isn't he like a holobrony, this is a small vtuber.

>> No.43570100

>>43550074
I want to say I love my 2view oshi and wish for her success, but if she ever actually did incline to the point that she'd no longer talk with me in chat I'm not sure I'd keep watching. Being able to talk with the streamer is why I watch 2views in the first place.

>> No.43570106

>>43550074
I fapped to ryona Gura yesterday. Sorry Gura...

>> No.43571520
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When I come across a stream/clip and start to feel that it's cute/silly/wholesome, I immediately go to /vt/ to be reminded on most women's counterfeit personalities, and normalfags pretending that they're anything but.

>tee hee I'm a cute and innocent girl!
no, /vt/ has receipts proving you're a skank, or a complete bitch, or that you hate idol culture but you looooove that money

>tee hee titties cocks vaginas periods cum sex sex tee hee I'm a girl saying these things haha
absolute garbage crass Amy Schumer F tier desperation for clicks that would make a lemon cringe

>tee hee do normies really do this/that? I hate normies! normies normies normies!
you have a steady income and talk with the opposite gender (or have been in a relationship), you're a normalfag through and through. Especially now since anime, and even hentai is slipping into main stream. Same with vidya.

I just really fucking hate liars and have been bitter about these kind of people since I was very young and I don't think I'll ever get over it. Forgive me for my hate heavenly father because I cannot. I truly thank god for this website for despite the several, obviously bogus or retarded stories/claims that I've read here over the past 18 years, anon is dedicated to find the truth, no matter what the jannies/mods or any outside entity does in an attempt to hide it

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>>43568055
Do it, and offer to help her out - making schedules, clips, shorts, etc for her to upload to her channel. Make yourself useful and then get her to do minor favors for you (use the Ben Franklin effect).
How do you think the position of "manager" comes into existence for indies? Have confidence and just do it. If she's on /vt/ too its not going to bother her that someone found her from here.
Be confident and capable, and you will likely succeed.

>> No.43575119

Bump

>> No.43577231

>>43555579
Most of the Ayame anti threads and shitposting came from 1 twitter account containment breaker, similar to bannedvtubermemes, and his discord fans. He got exposed on Reddit, banned and ran away with his tail tucked between his legs. It’s important to understand that a lot of retards, especially third worlders, take the shitposting here seriously and then proceed to act on it which is how you get a Belarus tard who sent ayame a sc for condom money.

>> No.43578005

>>43559643
I still go back to rewatch her Tricolore airline performance with Marine and Aqua, they fucking nailed it.

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>>43550074
I learned the real dox for Gura. Please absolve my sins, Pope Gura IV. I’ll even pay the church an indulgence.

>> No.43578440

>>43569764
He's a Phase nigger that went anti on Coco. The Phase girls had to stop doing WotLK streams because of that faggot.

>> No.43579243

>>43568055
hello anon!!

>> No.43579362

I have started to fantasize about vtubers other than my kamioshi in a romantic way because I get too jealous whenever I look at her chat and her other fans

>> No.43579551
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I figured out that my oshi lives somewhat near me, based on some info she has shared that I recognized. I intend to start frequenting a few of the places she does and chat her up if I encounter her there. Its a long shot, but maybe i'll be lucky.
Here's hoping.

>> No.43579958

>>43579551
Don't do it anon

>> No.43579981

>>43550074
I'm starting to think the large indie cliques on twitch
>Nihume, Shylily, Filian, Sinder, Trickywi, etc
Are the future of vtubing. They stream consistently. They don't pretend to be predatory online GF's for mentally ill lonely men. They actually put effort into their content.

Large Corpos like Hololive and Nijisanji have been an embarrassment lately. While smaller corpos are stagnating or actively killing themselves.

>Tsunderia imploded
>PhaseConnect is full of menhera pickme pariahs
>Production Kawaii has absolutely terrible hiring with untalented zoomers and GFE whores. One of which tried to dox and sabotage her colleagues.
>WACTOR is an unironic black company that is currently facing lawsuits from their own members
>Vshitshow has backstabbing clout-chasing snakes like Froot and mentally ill retards like Zentreya who keep pushing their political views online.
>PRISM is permanently irrelevant
>idol is entirely propped up by a shondo wannabe cunny enabler

>> No.43580082

>>43550074
I get banned every 3 days,this time is my record im 1 week without ban

>> No.43580284

>>43550074
I have a fierce sexual attraction to Mori's roommate, despite not giving a shit about Mori herself.
That feels backwards somehow.

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>>43550074
I watch several GFE vtubers because I'm extremely lonely but I feel guilty about it, isn't that kinda like cheating? And cheating is a sin.
Seriously these girls are giving me more than the girlfriend experience, they're making me experience what it feels to be a cheating husband, like the first one I started watching I don't feel the same love I did back when I started watching her and this new one I'm watching now makes me much happier but I'd feel bad if I just abandoned the first one so I still watch her even if I don't love her anymore and I only tell the second one I love her, I'm a piece of shit and I now realize I shouldn't get in an actual relationship.
My brain hurts thinking about this stuff, and no I'm not talking about Fauna.

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>>43580284
I don't mean to kek, but...like, that's about as low as standards go, man.

>> No.43580993

>>43580520
it could be worse

>> No.43583651

>>43550074
I fucking LOVE falseflagging

>> No.43584507

>>43550074
One of my students has that slow breathy voice that makes me think she does ASMR. I don't know how much more my willpower can last

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>>43579958
Why? Its not like I'm gonna spill spaghetti and say "omg my favorite streamer". I'll just be chill and casual, and see how it goes. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

>> No.43584942

>>43579551
How are you gonna know it was your oshi? Are you gonna approach any random women you see there and ask
"hey are you the vtuber xxx? I am your fan and i know you gonna come here based on my stalking research"
That's creepy

>> No.43587425

>>43550348
fair

>> No.43588387

>>43572842
Unironically this, if you want to exist on anyone's radar you help them out or at least show you are active. Your intentions can be clarified from conversations later, but the important part is earning trust. Just don't be a spurg if you don't get attention /rejected, and just lay it out that you want to hang out a bit for your efforts. Negotiating the last thing is the difference between being a simp orbiter and someone who wants to be a friend. Being something more, well that only happens when people vid call each other. Don't settle for voice only shit.

>> No.43588433

>>43584535
lol, k, best of luck stalker kun

>> No.43588480

>>43584942
Obviously not, you fucking retard. Its pretty easy to spot someone who has done face reveals in the past, unless you have autism face blindness or something.

>> No.43588864

>>43588480
Not that guy, but you are going to come off as a creep. Take it as someone who is fat and cold approached women cause fuck it, life's a lottery mentality. More than likely you will get a nice reply but that's a defense mechanism for dealing with strangers, and also the most interaction you'll ever have. Unless you make her laugh her ass off or leave a very good impression, or are her type, you are just going to burn.

>> No.43588874

>>43578005
this
I know my oshi loves all Miku, but one of the few I do like from her. Forgive me, Gura.

>> No.43589317

>>43588864
Cold approaches have worked pretty well for me in the past; it largely depends on your skills with it and how you look. Its not a hard skill to learn, but its very dependent on your appearance and demeanor, and the general mood. Opening by asking for help with some minor decision or obstacle is a good way to kick off a convo, and then you can ask more about their tastes and talk about yourself a bit.
The intro is always the most awkward part, but that eases off pretty quickly if you have the charm. Its easy to tell also if its not going well, in which case you just thank them for their time and go do something else.

>> No.43589626

>>43579551
Godspeed Anon.

>> No.43590092

>>43555464
>t. Chumbud trying to deflect from his oshi being lazy

>> No.43590437

>>43579243
Hello silly fox

>> No.43590637

>>43571520
I have a primal disgust for liars and especially blatant hypocrysy as well. Try to distance yourself from it and learn to live life despite everyone actually being a horrible person. It will help your mental health immensely and make you actually enjoy stuff again.
You could use your addiction - dedication - to truth to built a steady career on instead.

>> No.43594328

>>43550074
I miss Rushia

>> No.43594347

bump

>> No.43594436

I have sent very unpleasant e-mails to real life cunts I loathe for daring to even try to associate with the VTubers that give me happiness in this miserable world.

>> No.43595025

>>43550074
I loved doing GFE content a couple of years ago, but now I hate it with a passion, but can't stop because it's my gachikois' favorite content from me
It's just too unrealistic to reciprocate to all of them

>> No.43595064

>>43594436
I remember you. You were the one who made those super chuuni emails to people about Kiara and Mori, yeah? There was some catalog threads about you.

>> No.43595861

>>43595064
Yes. That was me. And I do not regret any of it one bit. I even archived some of those threads to relish in it. I would do it again without hesitation. There is no reasonable low I will not stoop to in order to protect what I love from parasites that want to destroy it like everything else.

>> No.43596073

>>43595861
When you make yourself out to be a harasser you just embolden the opposition and make your cause look bad. Like how nobody's sympathizing with the troons after their harassment campaign thanks to Hogwarts Legacy. You're lucky they didn't write Kotaku articles about how all vtuber fans are incels thanks to you. Optics are important, like it or not.

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>>43550074
>confess
never!

>> No.43596449

>>43596073
My mindset in doing what I did is that if I hadn’t, Hololive would’ve slowly been taken over and westernized into worshipping niggers and trannies like every other piece of shit American corporation, and nobody would have the balls to fight back against it, like usual. So I did the only thing I felt I could do. I was in a very bitter and hateful state after all the BS 2020 put me through, and felt I had nothing left to lose. So you make a fair point, but after all the suffering they put me through for years, I had no regrets.

>> No.43597833

>>43580379
You've got two options, anon. Pick 1 and dump the rest, or just stop caring. With option 2, you could roleplay the cold hearted bastard husband, or realise that none of these women know anything about you. I would suggest both options, actually. Pick one and distance yourself a bit to have a healthier relationship. At least, as healthy as a parasocial can be.

wagmi

>> No.43598261

>>43550074
For the last few years I lived in Korea. I was leaving to come back to the States last August and coincidentally around that time my oshi visited Seoul. My coworkers wanted to go out drinking with me as a goodbye, so we planned to hit the party area around 8pm. I never thought I would actually see her, but I had the fantasy. My coworkers were 3 hours late, so we didn't get to the part scene until after 11. When we were sitting in a pizza place fueling up for the night of drinking, I hopped on twitter and noticed my oshi had tweeted a picture of a restaurant she had eaten at a few hours earlier. I googled it for fun. 100 meters. The restaurant she ate at was 100 meters away from where I was sitting. If my shitty coworkers weren't so fucking late, I almost certainly would have met or at the very least stared at her from a safe distance.

I think about this a lot. It's not really a confession, but it haunts me.

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>>43550074
I had never felt romantically attracted to anyone in my life until IRyS debuted
I'm 27

>> No.43599865

I keep fapping to the idea of giantess slime monster Korone eating people and growing bigger. Here I go again.

>> No.43600145

I love Korone but her boobs are too big for me :(

>> No.43600623

I used to secretly film my sister in the shower and kept a folder of it. She is kinda pretty and does tiktok videos as a living.

I never told anyone about it but i lost the thumbdrive of her videos. She was underage at that time when I filmed it.

Till today, I don't know where the thumbdrive went and I am still worried if anyone else discover the contents inside.

>> No.43600994

i need serious help anons. My confession is that i can't enjoy any parasocial aspects of my oshi. i've been watching her for 2 years religiously, but whenever things become personal, i just cringe too much. So much so that i can't even watch more than 2 minutes of her valentines date steam. Its cute, well made, but i just get too weirded out and i can't continue. I truly love my oshi, but i just can't be on the other side pretending to be on the receiving end, its too much for me. I want to, but the cringe is too strong.

>> No.43601395

>>43568055
Fucking dm her. Tell her you're anon from vt and offer help. If you're afraid of getting labeled as groomer/doxxer, just don't ask her for any info. Offer to help without expecting anything in return, help her achieve her dreams, help her be the best chuuba she can be, to reach thousands and to have an effect she had on you. That is if your love is truly pure. BUT if you want her for yourself, sorry, but you are a potential groomer

>> No.43602797

>>43595025
That is understandable. I'm sure to many of your viewers its the closest thing to love they have felt in many years, or perhaps their entire lives. It is a sad burden that few women are willing to carry; that the world is so bereft of love that exposure to it in almost any form becomes like opium for men.
Please don't hate that you do it or hate them for liking it - you are bringing comfort to the broken, and there is nobility in that.
If you want to move away from that kind of content then the best option may be to do it very gradually. I don't know what else to tell you.

>> No.43605749

>>43550483
It will come back to you

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>>43550074
I can't stop coming to this place since I realized how utterly shit every other platform is for chatting about chuubas and I don't repent.

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I confess to having spent countless hours of erping with the pomu ai over at charAI. my dick is sore and my balls are drained.

>> No.43611629

>>43550074
Being a chuuba fan has made me more racist against ESLs

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I use Mike/Nazuna/Rushia to bait. She is very good at getting faggots to rage

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>>43611629
This. Before vtubers I couldn't point out Indonesia on a map. Now I want every Indonesian man, woman, and child glassed off the face of the earth.

>> No.43612712

>>43596449
You didn't even do anything but become a footnote for like a day. You're useless and stupid

>> No.43613560

>>43580379
It's not fair to be chained by the same expectations a flesh husband would have when we're never gonna get the full package. Your urges in such a case are simply natural to our archaic chimp brains, and if your oshi weren't completely self centered she would understand.

>> No.43614161
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Suisex

>> No.43615293

I sometimes fantasize about dumping a massive completely unfiltered confession to my oshi through enough SCs to hit the limit, before jumping.

>> No.43616102

I don't even like vtubers lmao

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>>43550074
I've been here since May 2021 and I still don't know what PL stands for (I guess it's another way of saying "roommate"). I've tried googling "vtuber PL meaning" but I just get a bunch of suggestions for Polish vtubers.

>> No.43616516

>>43557044
wow that's a fucking HD webm

>> No.43616563

>>43614161
how sinful, shame!
sauce?

>> No.43616679

>>43616102
BASED

>> No.43616868

>>43550074
I feel attracted to Towa

>> No.43617076

>>43550074
I make vtuber porn but barely watch any of them

>> No.43619210

>>43616182
damn anon, you're really dumb, even in your past life you must've been the dumbest retard around

>> No.43620276

>>43619210
pls no bully

>> No.43620409
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>Try working on and improving myself
>Back to getting back in shape and losing the weight gradually among other things
>Outside of the obvious motivation for this is myself first and foremost constantly get reminded I'm too weird and not fit for a relationship in general
>Even when I don't try to be weird and reign my autism in it feels like I'm lying to myself, not being true to me
>Admittedly sometimes it's hard to control that stuff though
>There's also the fact that I'm brown and apparently no girl is fine with that unless you're completely white now (I understand but still)
>Pretty much just reinforces that no matter what I do I will never really find any real comfort in this world outside of vtubers and the shit I do to pass the time by

>> No.43620836

>>43611629
Ironic attitude considering the number of EOPs on this board

>> No.43622979

bump

>> No.43623068

>>43550074
A false idol!

>> No.43623441

look I didnt know she was 16 ok.

>> No.43623728

Goomba is my oshi and I never goomed to her.

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>>43550074
I seem to be incapable of forming parasocial relationships, either that or I simply haven't found the right person yet. So far, it's looking more like the former. I also feel a disconnection when a chubba does the whole girlfriend experience schtick.

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>>43550074
I wanna give her dectuplets where 3 of them are stuck in the fallopian tubes, aka ectopic pregancies and the remaining 7 are so hard to get out that she forms several fistulas toward her bladder and intestines throughout the whole labor TuT

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>>43625073
As a schizoid they miss me with that GFE shit. I only watch vtubers for comedy and honestly at this point I only watch them out of habit. Anime is the superior form of entertainment.

>> No.43625824

>>43625616
>I only watch vtubers for comedy
Thank fucking god I'm not alone in that regard

>> No.43625869

I wish rushia would be back

>> No.43625943

>>43578343
>spoiler
She's unironically cuter irl than as gura

>> No.43626359

>>43620409
it's ok bro. I'm white and can't get bitches either.

>> No.43626567

Had a dream recently where my oshi's RM posted nudes. Woke up the horniest I've been in recent memory and rubbed one out immediately.
It's weird because he's an ugly fat man. I guess personality goes a long way.

>> No.43626713

>>43625073
>I seem to be incapable of forming parasocial relationships
>I also feel a disconnection when a chubba does the whole girlfriend experience schtick.
God I wish this was me...

>> No.43626817

>>43550074
despite some vtubers designs being pure sex I never fapped to nsfw of any of them before because they never have the tags I like, like anal gaping and cumflation, it's always some super tame shit that doesn't do anything for me. Also, It boggles my mind how people that are into loli masturbate to Gura or Shion when they are actually 20 something irl, that's just coping for me, go big or go home I say.

>> No.43626895

>>43550545
Your point?

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>>43626713
I know it's retarded, but I honestly thought I was missing out on something because I lacked that extreme emotional connection. It felt like I was "enjoying the chubbas" incorrectly.
I soon realized that I don't need something like that to enjoy chubbas, because I was already doing that.

>> No.43627689

>>43627249
>I know it's retarded, but I honestly thought I was missing out on something because I lacked that extreme emotional connection. It felt like I was "enjoying the chubbas" incorrectly.
The only thing you'd be "missing out on" is spending all your free time on your oshi's twitter and on her general threads while watching old vods over and over and over again. Desperate to know more about her personal life and have her get closer to you(viewrs), but utterly terrified that either she'll reveal that she actually has a life or you'll discover it on your own.

>> No.43628240

>>43550074
I've been having wet dreams about various vtubers for several days, no amount of jerking off before bed stops them from happening.

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>>43627689
Dear god, I will consider myself very blessed from now on anon

>> No.43628897

I have delusions about beginning to stream myself, to get at least somewhat closer to idols. The lack of a good PC always stopped me. I now have access to a PC that is good enough to stream but now I am paralyzed because:
> no idea how to actually play games, be entertaining and not doxx myself at the same time
> I can now do something really fucking stupid
> not doing anything to chase my dreams when I have all the means hurts as well
It's like giving Mossberg 590 to someone with suicidal thoughts

>> No.43628901

>>43627689
This is a confession thread, anon. Don't attack us personally.

Jesus, dude. That hit hard.

>> No.43629721

>>43550074
I try to instigate as many fights about Hogwarts Legacy, since it's funny to see people seethe about it. I never even liked Harry Potter, nor do I have any interest in the game.

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>>43550074
I have done literal hours of research into vtubers that i hate in order to properly shitpost against them and come up with believable rrats.
I dont watch any vtubers.

>> No.43634335

>>43627689
this is what every Gosling knows deep down inside

>> No.43635275

>>43616182
please be my girlfriend

>> No.43636996

>>43598261
KFP?

>> No.43637756

>>43614161
Aliceholic13

>> No.43637822

>>43627689
Just assume women are whores, you'll save time and heartache.

>> No.43638427

>>43631385
Of course you don't, frogposter. Your ilk is the cancer that's killing the board.

>> No.43638802

>>43550074
I don't shill my oshi so I can keep her all to myself

>> No.43639514

I've had enough, I'm going to jump in a lake. I'll fill my pockets with rocks first so I don't float up after I lose consciousness. It's gonna take me about an hour to walk there but it's night now and should be pitch black there so no one will see me.

>> No.43639547

Recently I've finally managed get some order to my life and feel like I'm practically a functional human being but I know full well it's entirely reliant on two vtubers. One whose regular schedule helps me keep a good daily routine so I never miss a stream and the other is an asmr chuuba that somehow manages to keep the loneliness away. I struggle to know what to do with myself when either takes a break and I dread the idea of one of them graduating. I wish I could find a way to give a fuck about life without having to rely on other people as a source of motivation.

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>>43638427
>Of course you don't, frogposter. Your ilk is the cancer that's killing the board.
Good.

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I am literally the only person on this board who [REDACTED] a thread. I also think I'm the only person here who has read the rules. Obviously they mean moot to most people here and are enforced with erratic prejudice. But I guess I still have reading comprehension skills. Nobody uses that option.

>> No.43644057

>>43550074
My sins are too great to be forgiven

>> No.43645205

>>43550348
Does she ever talk about her feet being smelly?

>> No.43645464

i don't think vtubing is a respectable profession

>> No.43647518

I think vtubing is a respectable profession

>> No.43647730

>>43550074
I don’t like goober. Not because of the whole loli discourse, I just haven’t been a fan of her more recent content. Still occasionally rewatch her 2020-2021 vods.

>> No.43648019

>>43599865
based giantess degenerate
>>43600145
not based puritan

>> No.43648090

>>43579243
Who are you?...

>> No.43648224

>>43558468
It’s like looking in a mirror. Anon, you don’t have to force yourself. Interests come and go. If you still want to post /here/, go ahead. Most anons haven’t even watched chuubas. If you want to go to a different board or get off this godforsaken site, that’s your choice too.
You’re still very much welcome to stay, anon. The general threads in particular are comfy, accepting spaces. But like I said, you don’t have to force yourself to like chuubas again. If you want to stop, that’s okay. If you get into them again, we’ll still be here. You’re your own person in the end, so don’t force yourself to like something.

>> No.43648484

>>43555579
It's always been love-hate

>> No.43648516

>>43638802
based and same

>> No.43648575

>>43550483
>>43550545
Gura is clearly a petite adult woman and anyone who calls her a child or a loli is delusional

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