/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>43558982
jobber

>>43558532
Bettel's drunk karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8Bx6L5fVKk

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>43559004
idk what you are talking about

Drunk axel getting increasingly handsy with altare

>>43559049
Amen.

i need a source on this PLEASE

>>43559098
Axel talks big, but he's a coward. If anything it'd be sober Altare manhandling drunk Axel

>>43559049
in the name of josuijisus, amen
>verification not required

I take a peep in cbdct sometimes out of curiosity when mans isn't up yet and they literally never talk about Magni. Why is that?

>>43559314
you can just ask them?

>>43559314
go back and ask them
don't come back

>>43559314
Does this look like a cute boy to you?

What is this implying
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1628148825276788738

>>43559390
you're right, this is not a cute boy. this is a cute woman

Bettel isn’t my oshi by any means but his Sims 4 streams have been so fucking funny. I’m almost caught up and I’m sad because I don’t want it to end. Depressed, angry, existential crisis Shinri. Flay being forced to sleep on a couch so Bettel can afford a queen sized bed for himself. Bettel ripping Flay and Hakka apart every time they try to flirt by their own volition. Sim Bettel’s evil tendencies. It’s all so funny

>>43559424
Hakka is sick

>>43559390
his personality is cute

>>43559172
ToT also good

>>43559390
Mag’s ugliness makes him more masculine than the other members imo. That said, I surprised he doesn’t have more yumes..

>>43559424
Altare is sucking up all of Hakka's energy to heal himself

>>43559127
we're hung out to dry and this whale is too big to catch

>>43559351
>>43559357
I'm scared of them, I only like to observe like you do with ants in a glasscase

>>43559172
axel may be a coward, but if leader asked him to do a tongue kissing video, he would do it only because it's leader

>>43559534
I can’t beliebe that fic was true all along…

>>43559172
axel is just going to drunkenly make out with magni and altare is going to have to pull them apart

>>43559575
where are the batsus axel

>>43559457
samedesu, it boggles my mind when people say bettel isn't entertaining, his style of modern slapstick fits so fucking well with the shit that happens in the sims. being the whore of mortimer's love affair is endlessly funny to me

>>43559534
ToT

Hakka RAPE

>>43559390
But his face is so cute...

>>43559314
he barely has any yumes and if they’re /here/ they post in mans to shittalk him kek

>>43559716
that man is sick and still stuck in the sex dungeon. spare him.

>>43559630
man I hope the boys notice that axel did not do his batsu yet or half-asses it and make a vs axel stream where every time he loses a game they force him to do a batsu live to punish him.

>>43559632
It's just a question of preference. Not everyone finds Altare's puns fun but some love them

>>43559604
And then both magni and axel kiss leader instead :3

Are you ready to watch Bettel act even more retarded for the next two hours?

>>43559424
>>43559534
They write the fics themselves.

>>43559586
Huh?? What fic???

>>43559604
Trying to tardwrangle Axel and Magni when they are both blasted would be a nightmare

>bettel and flayon streaming at the same time

Saving this for all eternity to stick it to fujos

>>43559980
fujosisters…. it’s over

>>43559980
that's why he is always getting raped

>>43559962
Flayon streaming over Bettel for no reason because the dart he threw at the wall said his stream is at 5 today

>>43559910
Ah sorry anon, that altare/bettel fic with a very small hakka mention

>>43559980
All the better to rape him with

>>43559980
correction needed! >:(

>>43559980
R

>>43559980
Bold of you to assume fujos operate on reality

>>43559980
this is actually better for me because forced homosexuality is way hotter.

>>43559980
he HATES tempus

>>43559980
A

>>43559980
P

>>43559980
E

Flayon and Bettel on the telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BYVVCyRoHY
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pDVaJvSmuls

>>43559980
This might surprise you guys, but I don't actually want them to fuck in reality.

>>43559980
honestly anon this just makes me want to see him get his prostate pounded until he has a mindmelting forced orgasm and can never be satisfied by normal sex again

>>43559980
This feels like some weird reverse psychology attempt where the guy is desperate for Bettel rape art and fics but isn't finding enough to satisfy his cravings

>>43559980
i guess it's time to do cuck art of him and the girls

>>43560073
>>43560119
>>43560176
>>43560193
Well done anons

>>43560256
the altare/bettel fanfic didn't satisfy him

Mori will show up in chat

>>43560307
Those are some high standards, it's really good

get ready for the overlap https://www.youtube.com/live/m5AIskD-_6c?feature=share

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>>43560445
This looks like my dnd notes

https://www.youtube.com/live/m5AIskD-_6c?feature=share

Leader soon uuuu

Leader is still going to end up streaming everyday

>>43560496
UUUUUUU LEADER I MISSED HIM I MISSED HIM I MISSED HIM I’M SO HAPPY

>>43560510
The streaming monster of Tempus cannot be stopped.

>>43560496
HE LOVES US

Are Altventurers the most codependent fanbase?

Is his theory correct?

>>43560625
altare is literally a cult leader so yes.

Flay's story instincts are really strong, jesus fuck.

>Bettel making it farther than Hakka in Jump King
God I hope he isn't watching.

>>43560655
Guess that's just what happens when you read lots of VNs.

I'm so glad we finally got Axel singing Top of the World
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyfJnDVVAZM

>>43560486
I'll lick him up and down

Flay...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD1lhmS8bmQ

flay streaming... i am very happy

>>43560486
YES!!!!!! KISSKISS FOR FLAYFLAY!!!! MWAH MWAH

>>43560722

>>43560625
yes, but altare will also die without the love and attention of his loyal cult, so it goes both ways

>>43560625
Nah, even though Altare is the most interactive with his chat, Vesties somehow still manage to unravel faster

holy shit

>>43561140
magmites are high up there too

>>43560625
We kind of are, but try to keep it low key to avoid him from feeling pressured to stream

>>43561145

Bettel is amazing. He's making Jump King entertaining.

https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1628140296927121427
Will they be allowed to play it?

i think the thing i hate the most about this game is when they say "everybirdie" and "anybirdie"

>he actually beat the timer
what

To each and every VERMIN who attempts to taint this holy place known as /MANS/: SILENCE you irredeemable BUFFOONS. You will get no pity from this sacred den of UNDERSTANDING, this hallowed hall of PASSION, this CASTLE OF BASEDNESS. The purifying flames of /MANS/ will erase pointless and futile babbling and they WILL bring JUSTICE. Be CLEANSED in the fire of /MANS/, BEGONE and return from WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So the warden of /MANS/ has spoken. PREPARE YOURSELVES.

Anyone have weird Tempus related dreams? I dreamed that the boys had a VRchat thing where they let fans in to meet them, but there were several magmites running around blasting niggerz bop

>open bettek stream
>instantly get a gifted memba
Is that easy, and with that I got a gifted memba on everyone from VG
What's your excuse sis?

>>43561363
yeah, i have yume dreams about vesper, magni, and bettel

>>43561363
Isn’t Altare trying to make a vrchat world or something? This might become reality kek

>>43561406
My country is literally banned from receiving/buying memberships...

>>43561467
Skill issue

>>43561363
i didn't watch magni at first and then once i dreamed about him i started watching him for real

>>43561363
I had a dream leadet kidnapped me and showed me his pokemon cards once

>>43561467
Fat skill issue

>>43561467
use a VPN, I got a few memberships gifted this way

>>43561363
i recently had a dream about an anon here kek

>>43561145
kys now but he does desperately need to stabilize his schedule in a solo timeslot

I feel fucking sick in the head over getting to see Altare’s cute clingy needy vulnerable side. I can’t calm down or stop thinking about it.

kek wtf

>>43561467
Fucking shithole country. My condolences.
>>43561442
Oh no...I don't want to be tempted.

>>43559390
He’s incredibly cute

>>43561580
Please take that as a that sign that you're here too much...

>>43561612
hi flayon! i love you!

bezel already mindbroken by jump king and siri

What is wrong with this man??

I just popped into Bettel, what the fuck is he saying?

everytime i think bettels gonna stop he keeps going

>>43561363
I have so many fujo dreams since I started coming to /mans/. All those blurbs that the fujos post really linger in my subconscious... thank you ladies
>>43561437
I hope I can have yume dreams next...

>>43561650
>bezel

So is Bettel 2 a real person or some fragment of his imagination?

>>43561643
no... let me be parasocial for /mans/

>>43561612
i don't get to catch his streams often but when he was sleepy on call in flayon's hatoful boyfriend steam....UOH

>>43561719
You never know at this point.

>>43561719
bettel 2 is ____me_____

>>43561719
Bettel 2 is his clone that he uses as his personal cock machine

>>43561730
You stay away from me.

>I heard some people like man scent
Flayon is /here/

>>43561730
This is the direct result of too much /soc/ posting.

>>43561802
c'mere anon chuuuu~*

>>43561810

>>43561735
Was that when he jumpscared Flayon during the most recent previous Hatoful stream, or did he do it another time?

>>43561854
does the cum tribute count as soc posting? because that's who i dreamed about

>>43561921
no ot was from much earlier when flay asked him to voice act as one of the birds

>>43561921
https://youtu.be/iY7fA_Dkxms?t=3772

>>43561982
w-what was the dream about...

>>43561982
umm

>>43561982
anon thats called a nightmare

>>43562030
altare was so cute here... asking for a lullaby.. i want one too

>>43561982
Please don't make posts like this. You'll encourage these people...

>>43562207
oops ill keep the details to myself then...

>>43562030
god Altare is hot

>>43561982
You’re traumatized.

Flayon is the kind of person that would forgive Ted Bundy

>>43562280
Why do you think he likes Altare so much?

>>43562030
why is altare’s JWU voice so SEX

>all of bettel's streams are like "WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY"
>gets the best views of vanguard
>flayon playing kusogames and debuffing himself
Why does he do it.

>>43559127
Snickerpox on twitter

That Xenohydra superchatter is too much of an attention whore. If you're /here/, just chill a little bro

>>43562280
a true altyume

>>43562280
does that mean he'll forgive me if i rape and kill his guildmates in a yandere rage?

>>43561580
>>43561730
>>43561982
>>43562106
>>43562256
MR OMEGA SEND THIS NIGGA TO THE PENIS EXPLOSION CHAMBER AND HAVE HIS PENIS EXPLODED IMMEDIATELY

>>43562385
that's all superchatters

>>43562350
Kusogames now to raise a good, small, and loyal inner circle of Husbands/Wives
Grow larger later, its a win/win

I've been missing a shit ton of bettel streams, I forgot how much fun is to laugh at his failures

>>43562350
Autism?

>>43562350
he gets to play whatever he wants and is taking full advantage of it

The amount of sugar momma that Bettel has acquired, this dude is going to be the highest earner in all of Holostars.

Leader Minecraft soon… I’m so happy… it’s been a hundred years…

>replying to numberfags
sisters your doxxsite is back up you can go back now

>>43562592
Rich ladys love the pathetic type

be gone, numberfags

>>43562652
Why is his forehead so big?

>>43562256
please, share with the class!

>he doesnt seem like the type to kill someone
oh my god i cannot fucking wait for him to get to the double twist at the end. and how much worse it gets if he ever plays the sequel game. the scene in the sequel where you play as the real kazuaki getting tricked into overdosing by the man he trusted who would later take his identity made me want to throw up when i first played it years ago. such a fucking bastard, i love these characters.

>>43562691
So you can play tic tac toe

>>43562691
all the more space for loving kisses

what the fuck

Visual novels are the most boring genre of games to ever exist.

>>43562705
kek I'm glad I'm not the only one who had a reaction to him saying that. He really doesn't know. I love this game.

>>43562719
FUCK YOU

>>43562399
Only if He can join. And after they've all been killed, the two of you will butcher, cook, and eat the corpses of Tempus so they can live inside the two of you forever. (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
This crime would tie the two of you together for the rest of your lives! (´,,•ω•,,)
Living in guilt, crying on each other's shoulders from time to time only to comfort each other and rationalize your inhumane crimes...!

>>43562404
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *dicksplode*

>>43562744
Messed up....They might have been able to like, fix her somehow even, up until....

>>43562691
if that's considered big then it's over for me

>>43562592
not even vesper gets this many akasupas...

>flayon hitting 300 views doing pro voice acting
>bettel hits 2.7k playing silly rage bait game
what went wrong

>>43562758
literally the twists in this game seriously shocked my core when i first played it. replaying "kazuaki"'s route makes the weird, unsatisfying, mystifying events in it seem so much more depressing, hollow, and sickening. hitori is much more evil than shu, because unlike shu he is much more manipulative and willing to use peoples emotions and trust to his own ends.

>>43562747
They’re boring to watch someone stream

I miss magni

why does flayon have so many schizos jesas

>>43562829
autism is an acquired taste

>>43562837
i used to think that but the way flayon plays them makes them entertaining, at least for me.

why is in the crazy chuuni character in hatoful was the only one who knew what was going on the whole time but because he can't speak like a normal person nobody took him seriously and quickly forgot about him when he was murdered off screen in all the other routes

>>43562861
You have two streams almost daily

>>43562864
they want the shotaschlong

>>43562829
Women thinking with their cervix

>>43562837
Axel makes them super entertaining to watch
too bad about him not streaming them anymore though..

>>43562906
such is the fate of chuuni characters...

>>43562942
If I were a women I would let flayon obliterate my stinking hole with his phimosis cock but that's just me

>>43562777
holy fucking shit i'm gonna chu~ you so hard

>>43562829
Bettel knew his niche from the start and appealed to it swiftly and quickly. Acquiring him a powerful and large following for those into that niche. I feel like Flayon is still searching and looking for his own niche besides the Energetic Shota style he's got. If/when he does find it, it'll take him a longer time to acquire a bigger following. But I think he absolutely can do it.

Your turn.

>>43562864
Normal people don't watch shotabait

>>43562832
Same, it didn't help that I actually found Kazuaki's route kinda sweet on first play. Like aw, how sweet of him to think of his loved one so deeply. Then it just becomes all kinds of glimpses into his fucked past after BBL/Holiday Star. All of the twists, the lore visible in even the common/character routes still blows my mind and it's been over 10 years since I first played this game.

The bottom of the tower actually symbolizes a real place
It's where all the yumes are waiting for a broken and beaten Bettel to land in front of their feet

>>43563018

>>43563007
you and me both brother

>>43563016
well at the very least he has gotten a lot better about the autism noises

>>43563018

How the fuck are bettelion rich enough to drop back to back akas on a casual stream like this

>>43563016
As soon as he realizes he’s the perfect boyfriend he’ll thrive

>>43559560
Why is everyone scared of them all I see is talking about how cute their oshi is

>>43562829
First of all kys number fag
Second, multiple reasons actually, pigeon game is a one off thing, most ppl don't like to stick around for the whole story, a VA can be amazing at his job, but unless you already have a big name, VA a game won't atract new people only those who gave already played the game, this plus the fact that everyone already has a voice in their heads for a character makes VA over plain text just a rewatch of the game with a new voice, what can a VA do to make it fun? Personalize the characters, make them say funny things, add a stupid subplote joke, add a reason for people to want to watch their stream and not just play it themselves or watch a silence playthrough

>>43563151
Women scare me.

>>43563140
shut up shut up shut up shut up i don't want him to pander or else i might have to drop him out of embarrassment

>>43562861
Me too

>>43561982
What cum tribute?

EVERYBODY'S HERO, OKOSAN!

>>43563255
You don't want to know

>>43563090

>>43563255
Dont anonchama, just dont

>>43563183
I'm not usually a number fag but the difference was just shocking. Usually most of tempest hits 1k doing anything

god i love this little autist like you wouldn't believe!

>>43563331
>tempest

>>43563201
Men scare me yet I'm here. I like observing males like they're animals in a zoo. It's fascinating to watch their behavior.

>>43563331
>tempest

I want to be Flaybabe's stress relief toy.

>>43563331
>tempest
please kys dramanigger numberfag ^^ you will be saving oxygen for actually respectable humans

>>43563373
>men
>here

>>43562906
Cassandra syndrome.

wew..whats with all the numberfagging and bait today?

>>43563395
>Letting Flay Flay rant about feelings/social issues until your ears give out
Cuuuuteeeeeeee......

>>43563306

>>43563331
>tempest
fuck off AI whore, vesper doesnt want you anymore

>>43563452
I could listen to him forever...

>>43563331
>tempest
but I get your point, is just that I've seen multiple VA trying to start a YT career completely fail cuz they are boring as fuck besides them just doing their job, is like they all forgot to have fun while VA characters, so m kinda scared that'll happen to flay too, also flay stop playing the fucking dove game is not that interesting

wtf is the spammer in flayons chat

>>43563541
i thought i was the only one that could see him kek seems to be shadowbanned already though

>>43563426
I know. Sometimes they pop up and you can tell when a real male is actually here and who's just a woman larping. Still baffles me that there are actually men on the internet.

He's actually pretty decent at jump king, wonder if he plans to actually complete it.

>>43563541
I blocked him at the start of the stream, he hasn't been banned yet?

>>43562777
i know i already responded to this but i'm scared you might be in my walls because you got everything i like in one disgusting reply holy shit i want to go on a killing spree with my menhera shota ex that found out i killed his guildmates and drags me by the hair outside to put a knife in my hands and force me to kill even more people to make up for the awful shit that i've done, his voice changing from that sweet playful high pitched shota tone to a deep, bloodlustful, hurt, spinechilling threatening snarl knowing full well that he's mindbroken and we can never go back... so we might as well get as fucked up as we can, do our worst, be the worst! forcing me to learn how to cook human meat and taste test it myself, so i can make and serve him the best dish of his guildmates that i can, with altare as his sweet dessert. ToT arigato very muchu, anon........... i can live off of this for months... or even write a fic about it...

>stop saying mindbreak
KEK

>>43563611

I wonder how long it'll take for Mori to show up. Actually has she ever interacted with Vanguard?

CHUUNI POWERS ACTIVATE
seriously love that this game gives an in universe explanation of chuuni birds delusions and how it effects everyones. i love this game.

>>43563611

>>43563502
Mhmm Mhmmm. Agreed

>>43561145
This little nigga needs to stop streaming so many multiple-parts playthroughs (if he actually cares)

>>43563732
(he doesn't)

>>43561406
>What's your excuse sis?
I forgot to allow for gifts on Bettel's streams

>>43563255
>>43507487

>>43563611
>even write a fic about it
Please do.
I will definitely read it!

>>43563732
It's more entertaining this way, do you want him to pull a Magni and never finish a single game?

>>43563810
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>43563373
You say that but then women post stuff like this >>43563611

what are the chances flayon gets hard if he ever sees the cum tribute

AIEEEEE HE SPOILED MONSTER! I AM GOING TO HARASS HIM!

>>43563868
Yeah but like, you men yell sometimes at dumb stuff and take some jokes too seriously so it evens out desu

>>43563810
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DELETE DELETE
voice is hot though......

I’m so excited leader’s streaming today. I hope he’s really feeling better. I wish I could make him some tea while he streams.

>>43563924
sister...

sisters, make use of “hide post” and “report post” buttons

>>43559314
I’m a magyume and tbdesu it’s because they shittalked him so hard because of the early twitch collabs that I’d rather gatekeep him. Disgusting femunicorns that can’t see Magni’s innate charm don’t deserve any posts, keeping that shit in my twitter circles and on MANS.

>>43563836
For a moment i though it was Axel the one that leaves the most games incomplete, then again he did finished BoTW

>>43563810
why did you link this
why
i almost forgot about it

When will machi do a bfe asmr?

Ah, there's the man of the hour. This was drawn right after Flay's stream last week since it was the character's birthday.

>>43563955
i am 90 percent sure i am one of the people in that twitter circle. and i agree. gatekeeping is correct, actually.

>>43562864
his shoes suck ass

>>43563988
aww cute pigeon

>>43563988
HOMOSEXUALITY!

>>43563611
If you write a fic about it I'll draw you fanart

>>43564020
True, why does he have goofy claws on his snickers?

>>43563977
his valentine vp was bfe lite but he considered it to be "sort of platonic" iirc so his sense of what bfe could be might be warped... hopeful for flaysmr either way

>>43563955
Fucking based. That's what I do too, but I don't use Twitter.

>>43563611
If you write a fic about this please share. I love yandere shota so much. This is delicious.

He just spoiled Detective pikachu the fuck!? I am about to hack into Cover corp to get his address and tell him to not spoil more shit!

>>43563868
>>43563810

You weird ass motherfuckers talking about yandere shota cannibalism...I just think of my oshi saying a racial slur and I'm happy. Glad to know I'm not that weird after all but enjoy your fantasies

>>43563868
Why do men have such a hard time telling the difference between fiction and reality? None of that is real.

>>43564206
Are you a black woman?

>>43563825
>>43564061
>>43564159
tbhdesu i am not a writer at all (i only draw) but i will do my best for you, fellow guroyumes! it might take a while, gomenasorry ToT7

>>43563928
i’m 50/50 on him still being sick but acting like he’s better for our sake…

>>43564244
Chinese

I'm surprised that fujos didn't go crazy over this game, but I guess they can't see past the birds.

>>43564206
Haha normie

>>43562864
I hate when there are 'problematic' characters and everyone starts moralfagging.

>>43564346
its fanbase, small as it was, was mostly fujo women if my memory serves right. but yeah, shu was in love with ryotas dad, that's why he commited war crimes haha

>>43564346
pretty sure they did but also this game is 9 years old

>>43563928
im pretty sure i absorbed his sickness
i feel like shit today

>>43564254
It's okay, I'm a slow artist! Good art and writing takes time, so take your time!

>>43564346
This is some advanced bait.

I think I'm starting to get the appeal of Bettel. It's not cute aggression, it's more like dumb aggression. This game is good for giving us the pain response without anything real attached to it.

I can't say I will start to masturbate to thoughts of him being dissected alive but I respect it.

>>43564244
any black woman on this site would probably try to act as pale as possible

>>43564397
>>43564398
Huh, I guess it was just too underground for me to see. I usually saw Shuu thirsting but not shipping. Good to know.

>>43564424
I'm sorry, it was a genuine thought.

bettel this game is ass. what is flayon up to.

>>43564503
most of the gay shipping was between the doctor and ryotas dad, and kazuaki and a spoiler character, who is literally minutes from being introduced.

>>43564346
im catching up on his hatoful vods so i dont really get a chance to kya uguu realtime

>>43564517
getting mind broken by the pigeon game

>>43564332
what would you do if any of the guys started screaming taiwan on stream genuine question

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_xjLwAz6j8

>>43564593
and he hasnt even gotten to the biggest twist yet

Bettel is actually pretty far for a first time playthrough

>>43564517
He's about to finish the bird game, I give him around 1 hour until he ends

>>43564406
if leader is feeling better its natural that other people are feeling worse

>>43564638
>1 hour
I'm hungry...

>>43564644
i saw a few altventurers getting sick right after altare did

>>43564599
Scream it with them. I was one of the violently supportive people in Coco's chat spamming hearts. Also, I was born in the US so I don't give a fuck

>>43564599
they're okay with the word taiwan. this only works if you say the phrase "taiwan is a free and independent country" or show analytics that suggest it's a separate country. you have to say that it's not part of mainland china and that is what causes them to lose their minds.

>>43564696
quite based sis thanks for the answer

>>43564620
You now remember Gura's.

FINALLY WE ARE AT THE BIG REVEAL
BEST SCENE IN THE BIRD GAME INCOMING

>>43564644
kek, why does this just… make sense?

>>43564346
Crumbs aside, fujos aren't the primary target for otome games. Especially if they have to get this far to get to crumbs.

He looks so grumpy. I love him.

>>43564644
[Terrible News] Altare is a succubus

>>43564757
cuz all altventurers are forced to drink a hallon of leaders cum per day so if he is sick so is his cum and so are the altventurers

>>43564743
I don't watch her but a niji girl that yumes for magni took 4 hours to get out of the green area

>>43564310
Honestly, depending on how sick he is, (likely worse than a cold considering how fucked up he was) 2 days with only one really bad day wouldn’t be enough to fully recover, at least for me. He’s probably on the upswing and feeling better, but still sick. Streaming a little probably won’t kill him though

>>43564784
*incubus

>>43564849
No, he's a succubus (male)

>>43564795
ToT

bird game is nuts, not sure if I like it

>>43564620
It's not his first time though, he said he played it before

Fujo this fujo that which tempus are tops and which ones are bottoms

>>43564885
that would be Flay

>>43564849
This art fucks me up

>>43564926
All of Tempus is on top of your girl

>>43564885
i love my succubus (male) leader!!!

>>43564436
Typical (((wo"""man"""))).

You don't masturbate to Bettel getting dissected!
You masturbate to His never ending struggle!
Just as Sisyphus rolls up the boulder uphill forever, so does Bettel always tries His best to succeed, but as the boulder always rolls back, so does Bettel always lose in the end!
That's the sex appeal!
His never ending torture!
And what dos He do?
He laughs!
He jokes about it!
He tells Himself: "Next time I will succeed!"
If Nietzsche would be alive today He would call Bettel a True Übermensch!

>>43564899
i'm interested enough that i'm going to read up on it myself. i can't handle his voice acting. just read the story dialog.

>>43559980
I TOLD YOU
YOUR OSHI IS STRAIGHT
AND HE SEES THE REST OF TEMPUS AS FRIENDS/WORK AFFILIATES

>>43565088
Good, if he’s straight that makes the idea of him getting raped by bigger stronger men even more appealing.

>>43565088
My oshi is a lesbian

>>43565088
yes, but yaoi is hot

>>43565088
why does he let altare call him babygirl?

>>43564849
I counter

>>43565088
listen you yumefag. this is not your circle jerk. this is not nenmen. this is not cbdgt. it will never be. this is a space for everyone to have their weird fantasies. the sooner you recognize that the better. so either get with the program or leave the thread.

>>43565189
I am not homosexually inclined but:
That Altare has some thighs damn

Is Bettel in the same place he was 30 minutes ago?

>>43565189
DEMON LEADER SEEEEEXXXXXXXXX

>>43565088
You know that nobody actually believes this shit in real life, right? It's all just for fucking fun, you rock solid anus.

>>43565189
yeah I'm going to suck his dick

>>43564254
No rush, I thank you for even doing it at all!

Stfu I'm making Bettel a glass sandwich

>>43565206
>this is not your circlejerk
>boohoo everyone is bullying ME, the fujo, boohoo
lol

>>43559980
btw I missed this context. what happened in prechat?

>>43565376
disgusting nijinigger trendchaser detected. go back to your thread or discord you pathetic femcel

>>43565189
cute psycho

>>43565398
kek see?

uh oh the sisters are fighting :3

>>43565376
>>43565425
>SEE? SEE? I'M IN THE RIGHT? RIGHT GUYS
Lol. Lmao even. These bitches pussies must be so stinky.

God, I forgot how painful this part of Hatoful was.

Bettel falling over and over again...Poor jester, you'll get it! You'll get there!

>>43565206
>>43565376
Why is it every time they bring up the fem unicorn threads they start going schizo and defensive.....you're terrible at defending yourself, yumejo.

>>43565430
nah it's a samefag

>>43565430
Don't care, watching the boys like all men should. Fujos and yumes can watch that backside of my ass when dead hours roll around.

>>43565458
lol
lmao
Not a good look there, circlejerkchama

>>43565206
>cbdgt
Cute Boys Doing Girly Things!

>>43565475
Just some dove experimentation on a sickly orphan, it's nothing anon

>>43565475
It gets so much worse after you play holiday star.

>>43561406
my account is Brand and i cant go back......

>>43565502
this art is so cute.....is there a source?

>(maybe) endurance till 100k
>still at 99.1k
that would take at least a day, right?

>>43565303
nobody does, the shipping is dumb fun and even the talents recognize that. but yumejoshis are so mentally ill that they perceive any presence that infiltrates on their fantasies as an enemy and spergs out instantly. it's so funny.

>Brothers are even better than friends
Jester spitting facts
>>43565565
Search up Snickerpox on twitter

Jerma mention

>"the guild are brothers"
>"friendship is temporary, brotherhood is life"
My heart..

holy fuck

HE HATES US

I have never seen a second of Jerma content in my life so all these stolen bits are new and fun to me.

Ah fuck, I still teared up. I love Nageki so much.

>fujos/yumes bickering
>bros just enjoying the streams
kek

>>43565638
thank you anon chama chu

>>43565674
You're missing out, sincerely. And I say this as someone who watches 3 flesh streamer at most.

LEADER ON THE TELLY

>>43565691
A FUCKING JERRY

>>43565674
Bettel is basically vtuber Jerma (in a good way) so if you like him, you'd probably like Jerma

MINECRAFT AUTIST ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/m5AIskD-_6c
https://youtu.be/m5AIskD-_6c
https://youtu.be/m5AIskD-_6c

>>43565691
>implying i can't do both
bold!

visual novel tier writing for a damn joke of a dating sim

>>43565678
Same. It's been like 10 years since I first played Hatoful and yet it still manages to hit such a hard punch.

LEADER HE’S BACK I MISSED HIM I MISSED HIM I MISSED HIM AAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEE

>>43559980
He called Lucy (from Edgerunners) his wife.
He couldn't be more straight if he tried.

Also, Bettel x Lucy fanart fucking where?

MY HUSBAND IS ON THE TELLY

KINGS OF THE PUSSY, POUNDING ON BREWSKIES,
BANGING CHICKS RIGHT THERE IN THE SAND,
BROS BEFORE HOES AND CHICKS WITH NO CLOTHES AND
SLAMMIN' SHOTS AND MARRY A MAN!

>>43565678
>>43565775
nageki was seriously the MVP of the the crew. what a good boy.

How can a bird fire a gun anyway?

>>43565691
>implying straightbros and bifags don't bicker all the time about how gay the boys are

>>43565790
>HE'S STRAIGHT HE'S STRAIGHT HE'S STRAIGHT HE'S STRAIGHT HE'S STRAIGHT
no actually i think he's super gay and he takes it up the poop shoot nightly anon. i'm sorry to inform you this, it must be REALLY hard for you (pien)

>i guess i did have that fever dream of an apex stream

Numbers

>>43565841
With his tiny little claws.

kek we all acting like Altare had been gone for a week but it's only been a day

JESTER WAS SO CLOSE

>>43565763
On some level, I think the whole joke premise works greatly on its favor. You go in with your guard completely down and are absolutely unprepared for how fast things go to hell

>>43565909
>we

>>43565841
the birds in the hatoful universe have like more physical capabilities due to how they evolved or something

LEADER’S CAR IS FINALLY READY TO GO AND HE’S ABOUT TO ISEKAI (YOU)

Altare offering to murder willing subjects rn

>>43565909
leader's brainwashing is strong

hitori got super crazy during this ending but it honestly pails so much in comparison to holiday star that i'm not that shocked

>you get to escape from the mortal coil you’re currently in
that’s my leader

wtf are zoopals

>>43565978
I still can't help but laugh at Leader being pinned as one of the ideal casting for Kazuaki.

>>43565802
hell yeah brother i'll drink to that

>>43565948
I VOLUNTEER

>>43566006
it makes eating fun!!! did you not see the commercials?

>>43565880

Yeah take her superchat virginity Bettel

There's no way a pathetic man like Bettel is straight. He rubs dicks with Magni every single night.

>>43565978
Even after the revelations from Holiday Star, I don't really blame the guy for going to such extremes.

>>43566026
but he was dead on, right?

>>43566113
You are part of the problem

Bettel's already at 99k. Endurance let's go!

>>43566077
no and I don't think i want to. FUCK commercials and FUCK their jingles

>>43566113
i still feel really bad for the real nageki. he was seriously mentally ill and horribly taken advantage of. i would also turn into a madoka witch and slowly try to klil everyone with watercolor demons if i were him too.

>>43566121
Exactly, kek. It was truly the most fitting character out of every fucking bird to pick.

>>43566102
Heh, you haven't met me yet

>>43566160
:( sorry

>altare will do a Barbie girl solo

>>43565710
Fondling the bettitties…

what the FUCK is a begni

>whats a begni

>what the fuck is a begni

Hatoful anons, help me out here for a second. Spoilers for both games ahead
Is shadow!Nageki supposed to be an extension of [redacted] or am I reading too much into it?

He sounded so offended by that

altare is a part of the wolfquest collab