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This is the writing thread, for all of your fanfiction needs and desires. Check the archives below for everything the thread has put out so far, ranging from SFW to NSFW, fluff to tragedy, small literary works and shitposts alike!

Collective works so far are available in the archive:
https://script.google.com/macros/s/AKfycbxZVzygb0QjJ6hksAEYzCbLCegxsjhui97BB73qzPvU7GgJv6fXdAPmmIv6Qt9H5d5Fzg/exec

>Isn't this just you fuckers writing fanfiction, eh?
Yes.

Previous thread:>>43396584

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Story anchor.
Post 'em if you got 'em

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Do you have a story you'd like to see written? Reply to this post with it! Try to be as clear and concise as possible; the better you describe your idea, the more likely it is to be picked up!

Consider forwarding your prompt to the prompt archive to keep your idea safe and alive forever! No information is gathered - it's all completely anonymous. Use the form below:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScgcr8y7I9NUta22Ni0gFvS51veG5_7XjJrVD1BvJqDtX5_sQ/viewform

Curious to see the prompt archive? Check it out here if you need a little more inspiration!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/3/d/e/2PACX-1vR5ZggiHWXX_WSqCC5bvPR2QeLFGNMTjlgk6MuxmoVdRUIepkJa7PUlJAQ5RzHkZM_hhthLLXjab9Dt/pubhtml?gid=1162270883&single=true

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Story recap! There... were four stories posted in the last thread.

HoloJourneys: (Restoring Nature and Pomu: A Summoner's Vow) Chapter 19: A Fae in Need is a Friend Indeed...Maybe: Tags: (Watame, Flare, Polka, Nene, Pomu, SFW, Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Fluff):>>43437191

CM Fubuki gets her panties fucken ripped lmao: tags: NSFW, Fubuki, Shion, anal, ass to ass:>>43457716

Bully Marine: tags: Marine, wedgie:>>43456688

Gamers Truth or Wedgie fic, complete!: Tags: Korone, Okayu, Fubuki, Mio, wedgie, sleepover:>>43515966

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Prompt recap! Last thread had a lot of new prompts. Here they are in case you missed them:

Tying Suisei to a rocket headed for the stars to send her back home. Can she escape, or will the evil Dr Anon succeed in turning her into a real shooting star?:>>43413469

At the end of time Mori and Ina try figure out how to kill the Ancient Ones properly:>>43463487

Suisei using you as a chair or stool while she streams:>>43481036

Tags: Shion, anal, ass to mouth:>>43503387

A fic about reaming Shion's steamy anus titled "Open the Archives and Look for It Yourself":>>43505566

>> No.43517350

>>43517226
Damn that’s not even close to the proper tagging for the Fubuki one

Also guess I was too late for deleting the gamers one. Sad. Please read it anyway, I put a lot of time into that ):

>> No.43517430

>>43517350
>Please read it anyway, I put a lot of time into that ):
Begging for views already? You're not going to fit in here.

>> No.43517536

>>43517430
Why wouldn’t I encourage people to read it? I think it’s good. It’s like the “don’t like your own comment” thing. Of course I like my comment, I made it

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Love me some Nene. This goof makes me smile.

>> No.43517662 [DELETED] 

>>43517536
don't like your own comments, insult them. you'll get heaps of pity reads in no time

>> No.43517707

>>43517662
Understood
>>43517350
YOURE SHIT AND YOUR STORY IS SHIT!!!

>> No.43518845

I've been doing my /wg/ reps lately. Recommend me your favorite and/or underappreciated one-shot fic.

>> No.43518987

>>43518845
This reads like it's deliberately baiting for a shrunken troubles reply

>> No.43519140

>>43518987
Say the line Bart

>> No.43519290

>>43518987
The thing is that fic has been meme'd so much that I think at some point someone would check it out regardless.

>> No.43519362

>>43518845
Lies Comes to Light.

>> No.43519414 [DELETED] 

>>43518845
Tsuki no Usagi.

>> No.43520369

>>43518845
For a non shock or smut fic answer:
>The Hero's Fall
It's effectively a 'concept pitch' type one-shot but I liked how it showed it off so much that its stuck with me.

>> No.43520499

>>43518845
Three Meetings with Mori(Rides a fine line between comedy and drama quite well)

Girl of Emptiness(Masterclass in horror)

Ameranthine([CHAIR CLATTERING])

Totemo Subarushii Natsu Deshita(while lacking in proper characterization, is a very well written smut fic)

Rice Balls(cute little fatto catto thing)

Fat Cat(The only fic to ever make me actually laugh for some reason, such that 'I gotta have a good meal!' is my go to whenever someone's being greedy or gluttonous in my TTRPG)

The Warmest Elfnogg(exactly what it says on the tin)

>> No.43522880

>>43517012
Too Many Times
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45217927
Not my usual work, but something more serious. tags: Hololive Myth characters, character death and violence.
Linking AO3 on this one because it's already up there

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>>43522880
Neat little thing, I'm always a sucker for dramatic fics like this. My only real nitpick is I feel Amelia's breakdown scrapes just up against being too melodramatic, but only a little bit.

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>>43519362
>>43519414
>>43520369
>>43520499
I've ready Girl of Emptiness and The Warmest Elfnogg already but I'll add the rest to the list.

>> No.43525288

Yeah, so I just wanted to share an idea. Choco-sensei and some random teacher from her School, Interview with Monster Girls style? With the other Holomems, obviously. Maybe some of the older members as other teachers?

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>>43525288
Sounds kind of bland

>> No.43525459

>>43525393
The curse of the writing muse telling me to drop dead and eat shit...

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>>43517061
Mori and Ina kidnapping and molesting Suisei while acting like creepy ojiis

>> No.43525822

>>43518845
Extrapedestral, it's a wholesome take on full-time petplay. Also shows the rarely-used potential of Iofi as an alien.

>> No.43525992

>>43525288
Eh, the initial idea sound bland like that other anon says but it honestly depends on the execution. It sounds like it could be a fun SoL/fluffy worldbuilding thing if you can come up with a good idea for each teacher.

>> No.43526887

>>43518845
Shinigami Tensei for me. The dialogue and overall atmosphere really encapsulates 2020 Mori. One of the non-multi chapter fics I have reread.

>> No.43527121

>>43518845
Underappreciated one shots, huh?
I liked Chilli Powder and MSG. Very cute, very short.
MINNA NO RAMEN and Chuuba Taker are among my favourite comedies and I occasionally go back to them.
Gunned Down is good smut, if a bit dated.
Young Vibes was a fantastic read back in the day, though with the reception it got I guess it wouldn't count as underappreciated.
Say hello to my FRIEND. I quite enjoyed this one, it's a short about getting into a brawl with Fubuki. Nothing too deep but the way it was written was great, despite the constant swtiches between present tense and past tense.
Nenechi's morning milk was nice, and in line with the thread theme. God I wanna suck her titties.

>> No.43529254

>>43517350
I'm happy you found your way here. Wedgies aren't my fetish but I can always appreciate some well-written SM/humiliation, especially if it's consensual. Never enough of that in the archives!

>> No.43529453

I just read Broken Heartlock, and while I liked the first chapter and the overll idea I wasn't too sold on the second one. Why is Anon suddenly suspecting that Marine has been cheating on him the whole time when that was supposedly cleared up earlier? Why isn't Roberu stopping Anon from assuming that when he was the one who suggested she was being faithful? Why is Anon happy to get a blowjob from Marine and suddenly back to normal? Isn't he supposed to be pissed at her and be worried that she's fucking other guys?

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If Nene was at a bar, what kind of drink do you think she'd ask for?

My money's on a Fuzzy Navel, due to yellow-orange colour, fruity flavour and funny name.

>> No.43531843 [DELETED] 

>>43531685
a 'teeny weeny woo woo' in honor of the massive futa prick she's got hidden beneath her skirt

>> No.43531912

>>43525822
>>43526887
>>43527121
Added. Keep them coming friends.

>> No.43532204

>>43531912
You should try some series, that's where a lot of the good writing is now ever since authors started writing longer pieces. Most of the one shots I montioned are pretty old.

>> No.43532239

>>43531685
I dunno, is there an alcoholic drink with carrots and radishes mixed in? And not just because that's her mascot, I feel like Nene would be dumb enough to drink something like that.

>> No.43532256 [DELETED] 

>>43532204
>that's where a lot of the good writing is now
extremely subjective statement, and an incorrect opinion to boot

>> No.43532269

>>43529453
>Why is Anon suddenly suspecting that Marine has been cheating on him the whole time when that was supposedly cleared up earlier?
He's not thinking straight. The whole open relationship notion calls the entire relationship into question because maybe Marine wanted an ad-hoc excuse. It's not cheating (anymore) if its an open relationship.
>Why isn't Roberu stopping Anon from assuming that when he was the one who suggested she was being faithful?
Anon has to go through the wringer and there are situations where there is nothing you can really say. "Yes" or "No" in that moment changes nothing.
> Why is Anon happy to get a blowjob from Marine and suddenly back to normal?
I think that line might be ironic.

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>>43532204
The thing with series is that they have their own section in the archive, so I'm not worried that they might of gotten buried or lost in the shuffle like some one-shots.
I read the entirety of Cover High last night, which I thoughtfully enjoyed despite some hangups. In the past iv read:
>First Summer Memories
>Our Cures
>To be 17 Again
>Let Me Feel Your Pain
>Sad, Genuine Smile
Ill get to the big ones eventually, You know the ones.

>> No.43532769

>>43532204
I've been here for 3 years and none of the series interest me

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>>43517302
>Shion's steamy anus

Do anuses get steamy?

>> No.43533035 [DELETED] 

>>43532965
They do if it's cold out and they've just pinched out a hot, wet and sticky loaf leaving that warm residue coating the outside

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>>43532965
The only way to find out is to open up the archives (shion's ass) and look for it yourself.

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>>43533035

>> No.43533413

>>43532256
Christ, way to overreact, calm down. I said a lot, not all. There's plenty of amazing one shots out there that have come out in recent times, and I also count a fic + its sequel as a series since those technically aren't one shots. There's no shame in not writing a series, and I genuinely mean that. No need to get mad.

>>43532527
>>First Summer Memories
That was a great read, with some really fucking heart-touching moments sprinkled throughout, especially in the latest chapter. Author hasn't been around for quite some time, just to let you know, but I'm still holding out hope.

>>43532769
/wg/ hasn't been around for 2 years, let alone 3. Even /vt/ hasn't been around for 3. Unless you meant to say 2? In that case you could argue you've been here when /wg/ was in its primordial form of the abuse thread, iirc.

>> No.43533463 [DELETED] 

>>43533413
did getting told your opinion is shit send you into that much of a fluster? are you actually new to 4chan?

>> No.43533507

>>43533463
No, not really. If you disagree with my opinion that's fine, I'm just curious as to why you're angry.

>> No.43533590 [DELETED] 

>>43533507
you should leave at least until your balls drop

>> No.43533593

>>43533507
NTA but I don't think he sounds angry at all, just a pretty standard disagreement for this place.

>> No.43533744

>>43533593
Perhaps you're right (I personally think he came off a little aggressive), but when someone doesn't try to engage in any discussion or explain why they disagree with me, instead choosing to start throwing around insults, then it becomes clear.

>> No.43533754 [DELETED] 

>>43532769
Kek, way to out yourself, nigger.

>> No.43533819 [DELETED] 

>>43533744
i bet you stick your pinky out while drinking

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>>43533744
Anon...

>> No.43533881

>>43533744
Why are you even responding if your feelings are getting hurt, anyway? Just stop responding and the conversation ends. You keep replying and he's gonna keep throwing insults.

>> No.43533899

>>43533819
NTA but I do.

>> No.43533935 [DELETED] 

>>43533899
nice

>> No.43534000

>>43533846
I can deal with angry people just fine, and I'm not bothered, I'm just curious as to WHY he's angry. If he wasn't in the first post sure, that was my mistake, but take a look now. I'm plain curious.

>> No.43534022

>>43534000
Then you're just encouraging it

>> No.43534048

>>43534000
Then you’re just a plain retard that’s shitting up the thread with your stupidity. Just stop replying to him if your feelings are getting hurt. No need to drag this shit out for dozen more post when it can end now.

>> No.43534068 [DELETED] 

>>43534048
whoa your anger levels have gotta be over 9000

>> No.43534080

>>43534048
I'd gladly let it end... but I only replied to him twice. For the record.
>your feelings are getting hurt.
Did you even read my...? Never mind.

>> No.43534110 [DELETED] 

>>43534080
let your life end too while you're at it pussy

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>>43533035
You sound like you would write a great descriptive scatfic about her steamy anus. How about it?

>> No.43534440 [DELETED] 

>>43534379
Honestly I just posted it ironically hoping I would get called disgusting, I'm not your guy

>> No.43534695

>>43534379
How badly do you want a scatfic written?

>> No.43534754 [DELETED] 

>>43534695
NTA but I want that Pippa fic finished

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>>43534695
Only if it's specifically about Shion. Otherwise not at all.

>frequently tweets and talks about about her terrible diet of frozen junk and fast food, especially McDonalds
>has a habit of announcing what she's about to do when she goes to the toilet, she's done it since she was young so it feels natural to her now
>commemorates her first shit of the year

She offhandedly mentions her piss sometimes as well, she was discussing piss color and concentration during her last off collab with Marine. A Shion toilet fic generally could go so many places.

>> No.43535632

>>43535531
Behold, someone who watches streams relevant to his writing.

>> No.43535678

>>43535531
I really like this image of Shion but now I'm unsure if I should save it or not because it's been tainted by the post it was attached to...

>> No.43535705 [DELETED] 

tranny janny's here and queer
you will never be a woman but no doubt you will and already are getting buttfucked by dudes

>> No.43535819

>>43534440
>>43534754
Why were these posts deleted?

>> No.43535877

>>43535632
I used to be a piss writefag a few years ago on /a/ but I haven't written anything since then. Maybe one day.

>> No.43535894

>>43535819
if I had to make a wild guess: all the posts that got deleted were made by the same person.

>> No.43536049

>>43535894
They weren't, they were my posts and >>43533881
>>43533846
>>43534022
are still up.

>> No.43536136

>>43536049
tranny janny got a bit too overzealous with the delete button

>> No.43536174

>>43536049
Make sure you report it via the feedback button at the bottom of the page.

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>Wake up
>Check /wg/
>Still no new chapter of Deal with the Devil

>> No.43536690

>>43535819
>>43536049
He deleted the threadshitter's posts AND the scat? I'm thinking based.

>> No.43536874

>>43536513
Anon, I think you need to accept that you need to make the second chapter yourself if you want to see it in your lifetime.

>> No.43537270

>>43517012
Retroactive anchoring
>>43465575
>>/vt/thread/S43396584#p43465575

>> No.43538696

>>43536513
>>43536874
Between uni starting up again, new work and the planning of a trip, life has been fucking busy. I can't say it's close to being done since I tacked on some more stuff I want to add, but the very nanosecond I'm done with my current project I'll make it my main focus. I'll do everything I can to get chapter 2 out before the one-year mark of the first chapter, lest it suffer the fate of my other series.
I would post some Towa but I don't believe that I am worthy.

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>>43538696

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i'm still trying to decide where to take my marine train fic i think i might know which idea i want to go with, but i still want to see what others might think they would like to see for it thats not just rawdogging her instantly on the train
my three ideas are such: you and marine go out to a shop and grab something to eat and awkwardly converse while eating; marine coerces you to follow her back to her apartment with lewd suggestions; or you head back to your own apartment and marine tags along
each have their own potential good outcomes, but i don't know which would be best

>> No.43539311

>>43539278
She should get some anal training.

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>>43535531
I can't stop thinking about this now ever since I typed it out. Does anyone want to read a Shion toilet fic? I will write it if there is any interest.

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>>43539774
Dew it.

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>>43517061
Chuuba splits off into literal split personalities. Can (You) get them to talk and reunite back together, or will you join in an alliance with your favorite split persona so she takes over.

>> No.43542954

>>43517061
Requesting a fic where Pippa Pipkin gives Kaneko Lumi a wedgie
I’m very curious as to how someone who isn’t into it would handle the idea

>> No.43543751

>>43539951
God, that outfit looks so amazing with the black bonnet on her head. Shame all Shion uses nowadays are the cat ears and the crown.

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>>43543751
She finally used the maid outfit again over the weekend when she made omurice with Aqua.

>> No.43544522

>>43543891
Being reminded of that maid outfit made me realize Shion would be a fun side character for that noble suicest concept.

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>>43517061
Write what happens next

>> No.43545002

>>43544949
MY MOM

>> No.43545036

>>43539278
it would appear your close-mindedness towards conventional smut staples has made it so nobody fucking cares

less brainstorming, more writing now

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>>43538696
I am happy to know that it's still in your to-do list.
Thanks anon. My hope's been restored.

>> No.43545883

>>43545002
you're so real for this

>> No.43546170

>>43545883
Thanks Kiara

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>> No.43548233

>>43517061
Being force fed breast milk straight from the source by Lamy as she holds your head and squeezes it into the mouth of (You), her unwilling recipient

>> No.43548274

>>43548233
> her unwilling recipient
A second person self-insert is supposed to be relatable.

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>>43548274
I could see it being sold in this way
>(You) are not really into breast milk at all, in fact, you think the taste is vile, but after a night of passion with Lamy while you were already giving her nips a playful bite, the milk starts flowing
>In the moment, you don't get revolted since the pussy game be tight as hell, so you just keep going to please the snow elf
>Now lamy after felt a body quacking orgasm during that session, she wants you to drink her more now despite your reluctance.
Could be some corruption shit where she tries all manner of methods to get you more into it.

>> No.43551618

>>43542954
I can't guarantee anyone will be writing the story in any case, but you might have better luck with including a scenario in the prompt and/or making it about vtubers popular in /wg/. If that's also up your alley, of course.

>> No.43552483

>>43549012
>Lamy cooks you breakfast
>Gives you a glass of milk to go with it
>Wait... this taste...

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>>43517061
Sex with a sleepy Mori where she's too tired to realize you didn't put a condom on

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>>43552483
Ok my heart fluttered just reading through this, goddamn it. Am I going to have to write part two of Elfnogg out of season?

Damned sexy snow elf...

>> No.43555108

>>43555026
Well, the original prompt was 'forced nursing handjob' wasn't it?

>> No.43555521

Speaking of Lamy fics, I'd like to read more from the Moonshine Blues author

>> No.43555730

>>43555521
That's HolocaylpseAnon's work if I remember right

>> No.43556202

>>43551618
Which vtubers are popular in here? Also, I wanted to go for a more open-ended approach, but I can be more specific if that helps.
Assuming anyone would take my silly prompt anyway

>> No.43556266

>>43556202
By quantity of stories, Fubuki is the most popular vtuber here

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>>43556266
Ahh, foob. I like writing about foob. I like reading about foob too.
Reminds me…
>>43517012
Sex foob https://www.deviantart.com/radicool332/art/Fox-Burger-Kink-894776132
Tags: Fubuki, sex, wedgie
I can definitely think of a scenario for fox if people would like that more

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>>43556202
honestly as long as the prompt is good/interesting and the chuba fits it, someone is bound to write it
Call me cringe, i dont care, but the jojo concept of fate/gravity is on point. People will similar interests are meant to come together in one way or another
Dont believe me? we got a retard that gets paid for writing about bug sex, a guy that writes dnd style fantasy and a person who wrote an entire story based around the made up persona of a streamer.
Be it collaring, shit-eating, cumsucking or whatever, if you find your writer, your story will see the light

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>>43556433
Well there is at least ONE other guy in here who’s into it… I think. Unless they were joking.
All right all right… prompt refinement:
>>43517061
Shirakami Fubuki has lost a bet with her friend Mio, and the wolf, feeling mischievous, has tasked her to go and retrieve a takeout pizza, but with a twist: she has to have an atomic wedgie (underwear pulled up over the head), and she can only use a hoodie to hide it. Foob is hoping for a quick in and out, but things quickly devolve in a practical demonstration of Murphy’s Law, and the fox encounters roadblock after roadblock, including socializing with others (a big risk in her condition), all the while having to shield herself from discovery and trying her damnedest to act normal. Big psychological and comedy elements in this one, I think a lot can be done with it.

>> No.43557495

>>43556202
All Holo hags have dedicated fans here besides Mr. Koro and Asskey.

>> No.43557679

>>43557495
Mr.Koro gets a lot of love from HagOrgyAnon, he just loves her too much to lewd her.

>> No.43557684

>>43557495
Koro-san is hard to write desu
and Azki is fucking boring

>> No.43557729

>>43557495
I'm a pioneer.

>> No.43557918

>>43557729
Too bad you haven't pioneered the way in writing about Azki.

>> No.43557939 [DELETED] 

>>43557918
But I have.

>> No.43557988 [DELETED] 

>>43557939
You haven't, though.

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from vt letter thread

>> No.43558025

>>43557684
Koro is cute, you just need to include a little bit of psychotic spice to her

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Any gokkun or bukkake prompts?

>> No.43558348 [DELETED] 

>>43557988
But I have.

>> No.43558361 [DELETED] 

>>43558348
You haven't, though.

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>>43558071
Lamy chugging semen and getting hotter to the point that she has to take her clothes off, revealing her pubic jungle

>> No.43558663 [DELETED] 

>>43558361
But I have.

>> No.43558686 [DELETED] 

>>43558663
You haven't, though.

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>>43558450
>Lamy
>pubic jungle

>> No.43558812

>>43558013
somehow a sneed joke is the least unfunny garbage in that shit

>> No.43558924

>>43558013
'Rope Supreme over Artia' sounds like some 'Live like a Windrammer as you fuck' type stuff

>> No.43559011

>>43518845
Fire Remnant

>> No.43559239

>>43556202
Fubuki is the postergirl, but in practice all but the most niche holos will attract some interest at the right times. Interest in vtubers outside the holosphere is generally pretty low which means few stories are written about them or are shared here, which means interest in them is low, which means few stories etc. etc. It's cyclical, in the same way that Fubuki's popularity is.

>> No.43561427

>>43556202
Fubuki is the most expensive whore but that says nothing about her quality

>> No.43562794

What fics/series would you recommend from the archive, aside from the obvious meme answers like Paradise Lost or Shrunken Troubles?

>> No.43563287

>>43562794
Why?

>> No.43563324

>>43562794
Based on what, just personal taste?

>> No.43563381

>>43562794
17 again, Holojourney and Our cures is the general answer in terms of quality/likeability

I, personally, like Lost and Found a lot. Its rough yeah, but it has an amateurish charm and surprisingly good dialogue

>> No.43563989

>>43562794
Bunny Trap

>> No.43564265

>>43562794
I would recommend Our Cures and Beware Miko is Coming, because I like women getting themselves off while in thought.

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>>43517012
https://docs.google.com/document/d/17QnoLflrOhgF3MBcBMIb3XLLTd2rD_BD/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=115768235876630489525&rtpof=true&sd=true

Power Botan. TAGS: vaguely collar verse related, Shishiro Botan, Petplay, Light domination, SFW

I wanted to write Botan being a power bottom but i cooked this in like a few hours and im satisfied with what i have. Its also my first time in google docs so hopefully i didnt shit this up

>> No.43565068

>>43565034
Publish it, you silly boy.

>> No.43565097

>>43565034
File>Share>Publish to web

>> No.43565200

gonzalo garcia puppo huh

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>>43517012
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRq5p-kwD1A_H_YNa4TCxtPt6HtZVUYySmexrR62ySIlrRaZj64U1jHRaWYvPSvVA/pub
Power Botan. TAGS: vaguely collar verse related, Shishiro Botan, Petplay, Light domination, SFW
wanted to write Botan being a power bottom but i cooked this in like a few hours and im satisfied with what i have. Its also my first time in google docs so i fucked this up

>>43565068
>>43565097
thanks lads, i hate google!

>> No.43565279

>>43565241
>thanks lads, i hate google!
Just about everyone makes the same mistake the first time, myself included

>> No.43565611

>>43565279
yeah i was here when that guy doxxed himself... guess now its my time to use the dunce hat huh

>> No.43565663

>>43565611
>not using a fake name for your Google account
Amateurs

>> No.43565791

>>43518845
Both fics where a fubuki fan is forced to marry mio

>> No.43565886

>>43565611
If you use the same account name across multiple social media platforms, then you've been wearing the dunce hat for ages, my man. You just haven't realized it until now.

>> No.43565957

>>43565241
Thanks Gonzalo

>> No.43565959

>>43558450
it feels like this prompt appears every few months and yet nobody picks it up

>> No.43566049

>>43565663
i was gonna dogpile on the guy but then i remembered i once logged with my fake account into a work file and the entire office grilled my ass going ''sooo when's Harry Longdick gonna visit''

>> No.43566056

>gonzalo

I knew all the writers here were ESL, nobody believed me.

>> No.43566227

>>43566049
it could have been worse. At least they don't know you write vtuber fanfiction. I wouldn't be able to see the light of day after that

>> No.43566229

>>43565959
that's easy, i request it every few months because i really want to see lamy chugging semen
Also one guy did write about it, but it never got archived

>> No.43566273

>>43566049
>Harry Longdick
Kek. I remember this one time... 13 years ago? I sent an assignment in by e-mail to a teacher with my name in the subject and during the lesson the next day she made the mistake of showing her e-mails to the class momentarily (she favoured using MS PP presentations for learning material).
Immediately there's an outpour of murmurs in the class and one loud voice pipes up asking, "Anon, are you Baby Smasher?"

>> No.43566432

>>43566229
>one guy did write about it, but it never got archived
lol why

>> No.43566433

>>43566049
>>43566273
My teacher went ''okay so almost everyone turned their homework, with one exception. Send your homework as soon as you get home and please next time change your name, Biggus Dickus''

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>>43566273
At least you didn't attach a distorted Pekora instead of a resume to a potential workplace.

>> No.43566532

>>43566432
if im not wrong, its because it wasnt anchored and it was on a pic
someone did try to search for it, but i dont remember if they got it or not

>> No.43566540

>>43566433
I hope that teacher appreciated the Monty Python joke. That might be why they mentioned the name out loud at all.

>> No.43566574

>>43565241
Not bad. Botan was not exactly a power bottom in this though. Yeah she made a few arrangements, but she pretty much melts into Anon's hands instantly. Maybe during the actual implied sex she was being a power bottom, but the fic didn't really showcase the power bottom grindset. It was right on the money for pet play / domming though.
Could have used maybe another pass or two at proofreading, a few sentences near the start are a little nonstop, and there was an lone quotation mark in the ending segment in one of the lines of dialogue.
Overall, not bad for a quick cook.

>> No.43566841

>>43566049
That’s why you usually go for names that sound like they could be real but aren’t
Shaun Marshall
Richard Dixon
Mark Heffley
to name a couple

>> No.43566846

>>43566532
What a shame. I'd write that story, but I have a hard time coming up with long descriptions for what it's essentially just semen chugging

>> No.43566973

>>43565241
>i hate google!
Don't blame google for your retardation.

>> No.43567101

>>43566540
not him but i had a history teacher that would constantly say ''do you find it....risibleeeee??'' whenever someone snickered, which in turn would make them laugh
i loved that old baldy

>> No.43567116

>>43566056
That's because nobody cares.

>> No.43567303

>>43567116
ok gonzalo

>> No.43567346

>>43567303
Not even him, just stating a plain fact. Nobody cares, and I don’t know why you’re trying to sour a Botan fic because of it.

>> No.43567354

>>43567116
99% of shitposting in this thread comes from ESLs like yourself
The board would be an infinitely better place if the entirety of SEA was rangebanned

>> No.43567427

>>43567354
>spanish name
>SEA
how does it feel being a bigger retard than the guy who doxxed himself

>> No.43567470

>>43567427
He wasn't shitposting though?

>> No.43567523

>>43567427
flip guys usually have spanish sounding names cause they used to be a spain colony tho

>> No.43567551

>>43567523
Or you know, he could be American, the more simpler solution.

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>>43566540
maybe? she was a no-nonsense woman, so if she got a kick out of it, she didnt show it
>>43567101
kek, That makes me wonder, which chuuba would fit the bit (assuming they understand the joke)

>> No.43567679

>>43567593
Ayame and Ina. Both love puns so much that they could easily blow a gasket triying not to laugh

>> No.43567760

>>43567551
never trust the fake mexican americans. The LA water is as toxic as SEA water

>> No.43567761

>>43566056
And yet it seems majority of them write better than the EOPs. Curious innit!

>> No.43568161

>>43567761
this is cap, name your fics gonzalito

>> No.43568204

>>43568161
You seem weirdly obsessed for stranger you never met before.

>> No.43568237

>>43568161
All ESLs in this thread are being paid to write

>> No.43568355

I'd like more rrat!Ayame fics. She is oddly endearing.

>> No.43568374

>>43568355
Then write them.

>> No.43568423

>>43567761
Lmao keep telling yourself that muhammad

>> No.43568439

>>43568237
fuck, where is my money. I'm literally doing it for free!

>> No.43568638

>>43568355
i like her but i feel like anything outside of original author might ruin her
she's already wildly OOC, so even the slightest of changes could throw her off

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>>43567593

>> No.43568919

>Anon wrote a story
>It gets ignored because he has a hispanic name
I think this a new reason why people don't read any stories.

>> No.43568993

>>43568919
its just one guy forcing the doxx faggotry.
give it a while and he'll get tired

>> No.43569093

Y’all like crackfics?
Stuff that’s not fitting to vtubers at all and is often ooc, but fits just close enough to make it funny?
Stuff like Mori and Gura starting a drug empire, or Luna making it illegal to bust a move and someone unable to handle the new law

>> No.43569126

>>43568919
t. spic

>> No.43569129

>>43568919
the story got a whole post reviewing it. Shit ass bait, but i replied it anyway

>> No.43569188

>>43569093
as long as it funny, i like them.
Lape Ramy got a chuckle out of me, if that's the style you going for, know at least one person will laugh

>> No.43569304

>>43562794
If you already know about the dead horses, then I assume you’ve read Holofantasy, Cover High and First Summer Memories. If not, I recommend them. Victory or Death and its sequel Death before Dishonour are severely underrated fics that I also liked. The Suisei cooking series is also pretty good and had some very cute moments. Could have used a bit more drama and excitement but it fared well. Match Made was decent too. VERY well written fluff, and the small handful of flaws in its characters and dialogue here and there don’t take much, if anything away from the story.

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>>43569093
The main purpose of fanfiction is doing shit that could never be possible in the original canon. If I can't write intense raw sex between 2 vtubers that barely exchanged words then what is the point of this thread, what is the point on anything

>> No.43569416

>>43568237
Man, no one paid me when I wrote my thing. Feelsbad

>> No.43569527

>>43568993
So one fag is literally spamming doxfaggotry for the last 30 or so posts.

>> No.43569849

>>43569527
more like a couple of anons bantered for a couple of posts after an anon did an oopsie and now someone is trying to push this doxx spam narrative to derail the thread. I'm not helping by replying to you,

>> No.43570091

>>43569527
Yeah, pretty much. Just ignore him.

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What does /wg/ think about Kirsche Verstahl?

>> No.43570338

>>43569849
He's busy talking to himself trying to save face.

>> No.43570345

>>43570247
never heard of her. TLDR?

>> No.43570696

>>43570345
Schizo tangent fox indie who’s friends with phase connect people and is mega based. Also is sexy as hell and makes me (personally) act up

>> No.43571111

>>43570247
>>43570696
This is a holo thread.

>> No.43571164

>>43570696
that tells me nothing but she seems cute
what do you wanna write with her?

>> No.43571281

>>43570247
Who?

>> No.43571465

>>43571111
We've had Vshojo fics, Niji fics, more than a few indies, I'm fine with non-holo-based fics. Just because this is a hololive board doesn't mean that this is a hololive thread.

>> No.43571742

>>43571465
Those are the extremely rare exceptions. This is the hololive writing general.

>> No.43571943

>>43571465
Anon, people hate it when the OP image isn’t from Hololive. Just because a few fics were written a year or two ago doesn’t change that.

>> No.43572257

>>43570345
>>43571281
an ancientfag mmo gamer who has been branching out into variety, mmos in a shit place currently.
She talks a lot of cursed knowledge, tangents with the power of ADHD on speed, but is also wholesome and is one of the few actual based not just saying it for gaining audience vtubers
also has ridiculous gap moe

Link since people asking who she is twitch.tv/kirsche

>> No.43572595

>>43572257
This isn’t a place to shill your indie.

>> No.43573119

>>43571943
Just a few tribalfags that don’t have better things to do.

>> No.43573387

>>43572595
Not shilling
>>43571164
Reader x Kirsche tradwife honeymoon sex

>> No.43573474

>>43573387
Giving her twitch account is it shilling?

>> No.43573834

>>43568638
Eh, we've had rrat!Ayame fics before our cures and I'm sure we'll get more after it. That fic may have effectively taken over the 'genre' by creating the perfect brew for the rrat!Ayame recipe but it doesn't mean the concept is dead/taken over.

>> No.43574183

>>43573474
anons being able to look directly and deciding if they like her enough to write her is better than any short blurb. it was in response to people asking who she was, so not shilling.
if they aren't lewd, she'd probably be receptive to reading the fics since she takes requests

>> No.43574370

>>43574183
Yeah, they wanted to know who she is, not her twitch account.

>> No.43574417

>>43574183
You're being baited, just stop replying

>> No.43574427

>>43569093
It honestly depends on your comedy skills, we've had cracky one-shots and longfics before but the quality is heavily dependant on if you can actually write that madness and make it work.

>> No.43574640

Y'know, you could have just given a prompt and maybe drop a short summary of her personality like a regular person if you wanted a story of this who

>> No.43574930

>>43570247
No one knows who she is, and the only way you're getting a fic written about her is writing it yourself or commissioning the ehsex guy on his blog.

>> No.43575025

>>43574640
He’s just trying to shill his indie. Just don’t reply to him.

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>>43555521
I've written a few similar stories (short comedies) in the past, but none recently, so I doubt any of the existing ones are up to standard. I usually push stories like Moonshine Blues out when I'm bored or sick of my major stories and can't make any progress, and need something quick to scribble out so I can refresh. There's nothing like that on the horizon at the moment, but most of my shorts were born from prompts I found in the prompt archive or in the thread and were split-second decisions, so I could write one at any time if something catches my eye.

>> No.43575731

>>43574640
But that would have been the sensible option.

>> No.43576420

>>43570247
Why would we know anything about your no view chuuba?

>> No.43576579

>>43572257
She sounds like a discount IRyS and has a similarly ugly model to boot.

>> No.43576806

>>43576579
IRyS Has soul though.

>> No.43577385

>>43576806
What does that even mean?

>> No.43577970

>>43577385
Nothing when you get down to it, though that's only if you use it on that context.

>> No.43578069

>>43565241
I'll read it later, but I am anxious in reading it.

>> No.43578171

>>43578069
Hope the first two paragraphs don’t filter you, they did with me.

>> No.43578364

>>43517226
>HoloJourneys
Glad to see that series getting more love and frequent releases.

>> No.43578399

It's always a great day when we get hag stories
>>43556401
Really erotic. I didn't know you could do a wedgie from the front part
>>43565241
Amazing work, didn't like the sentence where Botan mentions previous partners but that's just me being a purityfag, I also couldn't understand the segment about her father choosing but it may be because I'm an ESL

>> No.43578501

>>43578399
>didn't like the sentence where Botan mentions previous partners
Why? She's old, she's bound to have a few boyfriends like any other woman her age.

>> No.43578537

>>43578399
> Botan mentions previous partners
Not really a deal breaker.

>> No.43578638

>>43578501
>>43578537
That's subjective, to each their own

>> No.43578673

>>43578399
the joke is that Botan's dad is an M like her, and instead of picking Botan's mom from a harem, he got picked instead.
I felt like it was a nice fun bit to close the story,specially since it was a jab to the dirty talk

>> No.43578874

>>43578501
Women with experience scares virgins. It is known.

>> No.43579043

>>43578673
Ahhh I get it, It's good
>>43578874
It's funny how there's always faggots who seethes at Men wanting a virgin partner. You're not gonna fuck the roastie by defending them in a japanese porn forum

>> No.43579105

>>43579043
Botan is t a roastie.

>> No.43579630

>>43578638
That's fair.

>>43579043
Anon, no one is seething.

>> No.43579704

>>43579105
Never said she is
>>43579630
>no one is seething
>insults someone with the word virgin as if it was HG
>not seething

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>>43579043
Dude, have one or two partners doesn't make you a roastie and if you do unironically believe that then you're never going to get a qt3.14 lioness gf.

>> No.43580120

>>43579704
Anon, no one is seething but you.

>> No.43580300

>>43579747
But yo9u're taking sloppy seconds.

>> No.43580405

>>43579747
Never said it does. and even that you're not right. It depends a lot in the context. But anyways I was refering as how there's always a faggot who can't comprehend the idea of Men having preferences. White knighting does happen here.

>> No.43580538

>>43580405
because the men who hold those preferences are more like really really fat balls of lard with gravy flowing through their veins

>> No.43580562

>>43580405
>White knighting does happen here.
Yeah, it's /vt/. People here white knight their favorite chuuba, why are you so taken aback by that?

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>>43580562
Because the only woman Vtuber worth defending is Haachama because she’s young and innocent.

>> No.43581136

>>43581021
......who's gonna tell him?

>> No.43581139
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>>43580538
go back
>>43581021
this but Polka

>> No.43581378

>>43581139
Maybe not the young part but yes Roundtail needs to be protected and loved

>> No.43581434

>>43581136
Unlike the other whores, Haachama never had a boyfriend. She never even held hands with a boy.

>> No.43581847

>>43581434
She went to australia, anon. You just know what happened to her.

>> No.43582140

>>43581139
Polka is shit. Haachama is where it’s at.

>> No.43582332

>>43581847
Sex with a Giant Insect?

>> No.43582457

>>43582332
No, and stop trying to force your shitty fetish everywhere.

>> No.43582489

>>43581139
surprised it's polka you're sticking with when of all the holos she's the most likely to have been passed around like a bottle of wine. upd8 is infamous for exploitative management and you just know she had to do some really nasty shit for the suits

>> No.43582503

>>43581847
>Haachama gets taken in with a family that had a chad for a son
She must have really loved staying with them.

>> No.43582517

>>43582332
You now have my attention.

>> No.43582609

>>43582517
You can stop samefagging.

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>>43582609

>> No.43582751
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>>43582503
I wonder if that explains her love for BDSM.

>> No.43583198

>>43582751
I don’t think being lightly tied up is considered bdsm, bondage maybe, but not the full bdsm experience.

>> No.43583439

>>43581139
>Polka
>Innocent
What? Since when?

>> No.43583457

>>43582489
If she looked like Mel, then you might have a point. But I get the sense that Polka wasn't at the top of anyone's list of employees they'd like to 'exploit'.

>> No.43583674

>>43583439
That’s what she projects for her viewers, Anon.

>> No.43583819
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>>43583457
Yeah they just made her do things she wasn't all that comfortable with or enjoyed doing, like that dango one.

Reminds me of when someone came through this thread last time trying to flaunt that stuff as being her glory days, which even as trolling being an upd8 apologist is the lowest of the low

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>>43583439
>Since when?
Since she was a young child. That's why she's so mentally unstable.

>> No.43584382

>>43584013
Aren’t all circus children mentally unstable? Given the abuse they deal with in a daily basis?

>> No.43584385
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>>43583819
They were right. Upd8 management was harsh but fair and knew what her biggest assets were and how to sell them: her looks and her codependency issues. Upd8 were at the top of their game for marketing Nobuhime but she threw it all away. Now what is she? A fucking side character in her own gen. If she had half a brain she'd at least be trying to copy what made Nobuhime great but her childish anger over upd8 making her do what she was under contract to do (gasp!) prevents her from seeing the forest for the trees.
Also this is a low blow but the clown avatar isn't anywhere near as hot as Nobuhime was

>> No.43584583

>>43584385
>the clown avatar isn't anywhere near as hot as Nobuhime was
Based, I've always thought the same.

>> No.43584676

>>43584385
>Nobuhime
Can you post it? I'm interested in how it looks.

>> No.43584719

>>43584676
Anon...

>> No.43584845

>>43584719
Just post it.

>> No.43584871

>>43584845
Pay for your google subscription if you're that stupid.

>> No.43585139

>>43584871
Find, never mind then, ass.

>> No.43585226

>>43584385
Even if you lived an entirely honest, sinless, and charitable life St.Peter would still close the pearly gates to you and cite this singular post as to why

>> No.43585264

>>43585226
I don’t think Christian figures care about a fictional character, Anon.

>> No.43585307

>>43585264
Probably because Christian figures are fictional themselves.

>> No.43585356

>>43585264
You'd be wrong because part of the deal in being a dedicated Omaruza is a guarantee you're going to heaven for supporting such a lovely and kind woman like Polka

>> No.43585367

>>43585226
Seethe. I'm right.

>> No.43585396

>>43585307
Not really, but whatever helps you cope.

>>43585356
Stop worshipping false idols.

>> No.43585446

>>43585396
Delusion.

>> No.43585553

>>43585396
Just wait till Polka gets canonized, you'll be signing a different tune then.

>> No.43585569

>>43585307
>People that have actual historical records are fictional.
It's obvious you have no idea what you're talking about, so just stop.

>> No.43585705

>>43585569
Lol
Lmao
Second coming any day now, right fellow believer? You made sure to donate half your weekly wage to the church last Sunday, right?

>> No.43585796

What are we arguing about now?

>> No.43585840

I feel a very productive conversation coming up

>> No.43585848

>>43585796
Since this is /wg/, something stupid.

>> No.43585971

>>43585796
Since this is /wg/, something deeply philosophical.

>> No.43586256

>>43585971
Then you're new to /wg/, since everyone here is retarded in some form.

>> No.43586303

>>43586256
Not me

>> No.43586320

>>43586256
No, you're new to /wg/, because everyone here is an erudite scholar in some form of academic field. You're the only retard.

>> No.43586768

>>43585705
My nigga Tacitus mentions Jesus. If don't believe that either Jesus or Muhamad (PBUH) were real people then you're dumber than Evangelicals.

>> No.43586850

>>43586768
Sorry, anon, didn't realize your fairytales were so important to you. Please don't ask your imaginary friend to turn me to salt.

>> No.43586870

>>43581139
>he doesn't know

>> No.43586928

>>43586850
I don't believe in God but I doubt that matters to someone as dumb as you.

>> No.43587074

>>43583457
maybe not but when you've got a scared little girl afraid she'll lose her job, you can do literally whatever you want with her. yeah she's a fat fuck but she has no choice but to do whatever you want, so i'll bet upd8 took full advantage of that. lotta cold lonely nights in office can make even porka attractive

>> No.43587126

>>43586928
Uh-oh, looks like you're going to hell for that, sinner.

>> No.43587642

>>43539774
I and the rest of /ringo/ would greatly appreciate it.

>> No.43587753
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Mooner's mooners

>> No.43589455
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>>43587753
I wanna fondle Moona's big purple tits until I elicit a reaction from her

>> No.43589557

>>43589455(me)
And of course by purple I meant sweaty.

All my brain power is focused on writing and I got distracted by big booba gomene

>> No.43589743

>>43589455
I appreciate more armpits

>> No.43590047

>>43587753
Too big.

>> No.43590545

>>43587753
Why is she sweating?

>> No.43590697

>>43590545
She lives in Indonesia.

>> No.43590945

>>43590697
That doesn’t answer my question though.

>> No.43591244

>>43589455
Imagine her smell after a long day of work.

>> No.43592300

>>43584013
I can save her from that mentality.

>> No.43592626

>>43591244
Would be divine, not to mention alluring. Fuck, I wanna fuck her so bad.

>> No.43592834

>>43565241
>Botan
>those tags
I’m going to enjoy this is a moment. God bless you Anon.

>> No.43593093

>>43590945
Indonesia is hot and humid. Unless they're blasting the AC nonstop, the ID girls are probably sweaty more often than not.

>> No.43593114

>>43593093
Wouldn’t they be used to it by now? I thought their bodies would adapt to it.

>> No.43593190

>>43589455
I used to really dislike Moona until I read Tsuki no Usagi. The thought of watching her slide out a chunky, unbroken fart nugget on a personalized tape gets me really horny. Wasn't too much into the futa stuff but it wasn't a dealbreaker, but wow do I want to watch Moona go to the toilet.

Reine, if you're reading this, hook me up.

>> No.43593274

>>43593114
your body adapts to unusual heat or cold conditions by making you more lethargic, as soon as you really start moving you'll start sweating a lot. their homes may also have poor insulation and be vulnerable to heating up

>> No.43593306

>>43593274
Seems like hell.

>> No.43593363

>>43593274
>their homes
Mud huts and sheet metal shacks.

>> No.43593551

>>43593306
It is. Don’t know how people can handle that shit.

>> No.43593855

>>43593274
Our homes are very good at keeping heat away, it's a why winter is so hellish for us. No heating either obviously. That being said, if there's no wind then yeah, used to it or not you're gonna start sweating

>> No.43594151

>>43593855
Kill yourself you disgusting little SEAnigger.

>> No.43594198

>>43594151
I'm not

>> No.43594219

>>43593855
>No heating either obviously
Why's that? You can get some really cheap portable heating devices that are absolute lifesavers in winter. Surely you're not that poor? You can afford a computer with internet, unless you're in a cafe?

>> No.43594288

>>43594219
It's expensive as fuck to pay for the electricity bill and retarded to get in the first place because there's only like two weeks of really bad cold

>> No.43594330

>>43594288
Too poor, gotcha.

>> No.43594994

>>43593855
Do your people not know insulation?

>> No.43594998

>>43594288
>Two weeks of electric bill is bad
What?

>> No.43595045

>>43593855
How backwards is your country?

>> No.43595307

New thread
>>43595068

>> No.43596203
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>sweaty lethargic ID girls
I feel like there's a story there

>> No.43596301

>>43596203
Rape is the only thing good enough for ID girls.

>> No.43596428

>>43596301
You might be inferior to rape, but my love is good enough for them.

>> No.43596496

>>43596428
Have fun rolling around in the mud pits with the rest of the indogs while strangers continuously rape the ID girls.

>> No.43596539

>>43596203
>it's hot as fuck in SEAland
>Iofi, Moona and Risu are lounging around their apartment in their underwear
>Ollie and Anya crash at Reine's place since she's loaded and can afford to keep the A/C running nonstop
>Kaela is so used to working in a hot forge that she doesn't even notice the difference
>Kobo fills her bathtub with ice and sits in it, refusing to leave
>Zeta ???

>> No.43596544

>>43596496
Like the ending of A Clockwork Orange.

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