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Fat cat

wuca love!

Dear Father,
I feel alone.
Please bring the warmth of relationships into my life.
Please cover my thoughts with hope.
Please send your love into my heart.
I know you are alive in all I experience.
May the birdsong speak to my soul, May the trees remind me of life, May the bread I eat nourish my soul with its goodness, As I connect with the world around me.
I give thanks for all those who love me, For all those who care.
Help me to receive your hope in my heart, To embrace your life flowing in mine.
I know I live and breathe as part of your family And dwell safely in you.
I know you understand me.
I am not alone.

Baamen

wife LOVE

>tfw missed kaichou's member stream
>tfw privated now
would anyone happen to have an archive of it.....

LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban !
>>43523070
baamen !

love!

>>43523070
baamen

i always miss the most interesting discussions once im out...

ngl re: last thread voxs super long breaks and then his impossible stream times for PST once he came back had made me feel hopeless a few times, i would wake up early and catch a short 30 minutes to an hour of stream in his old timeslot but it became impossible later on. regardless i still miss him a lot...

for luxiem backseat managing isnt conducive in any way and in the long run i feel like a smaller fanbase would be healthier and easier to manage but i instinctively feel bad to see their ccvs and vod views go down too, at least we have the pride that we're sticking by them

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>43523070
baamen

>>43523070
baamen

>>43523341
Copypasta kindred my beloved... I miss milord but even before this sudden break I had already been missing him a lot too due to his recent timeslots... but regardless, its better to have him streaming with VODs I can watch later than to just not have him at all, I hope he's doing alright...

piochan is here to SCAM you out of your heart, your time, your valuables, your love, your rgb ram...

>>43523714
sex with piochan until I piss myself!

I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband!! Damn it's really been almost a month since his last schedule, I always forget how much I miss having that extra structure in my life. Great lineup the whole way down for those comfy gaming streams I've been craving... we are so fucking back.

>>43523714
dookie on his head for good luck

do you think sonny sticks his cock into briskadet pussy and cums inside them until they look like little yellow balloons

>>43524081
scat sycthekick..

>>43524255
ANOTHER ONE!

>>43524255
no where I'm from if a bird poops on you it's considered good luck

>>43524354
that's a lie

genuine question for any yaminions here (or fans of the other boys too if this applies to your oshi) but what exactly is the logic behind wanting an official cover of songs from karaoke that already have good fanmixes out there? i've been seeing people ask for it but i'm struggling to understand the appeal of just a slightly more polished variation with an mv attached, when that time could be spent on other songs instead

>>43523575
i love you too anon! im sure its hard on him but hes our strong oshi as always, i miss him so much

>>43524123
arent some cuttlefish translucent white? thats probably how briskadets get their pee coloring

>>43524475
I want to give pio good luck it's not a fetish...

>>43523714
i wuv wuv piochan cute cute cute piochan adorable lovely cute cute cute pio pio chan UWWWWOOOOOOOOOO

>>43524485
a fanmix will never be the same as when they officially record it themselves. the audio is cleaner mixing with their voice, background vocals, harmonies, etc. during karaokes which most fanmixes are made from, there's usually scuffed moments they can't fully edit out or it's just bad audio in general. even the best fanmixes don't compare to the actual official covers of songs. it's also easier to just ask for a song they've already sung and know then trying to ask for a new song they have to learn.

>>43524546
you can just pat his head..

>>43524255
scathkick....

>>43524623
I can't I don't have hands

>>43524717
okay well plop your butt on his head like a pat

>>43524811
renvaderz....at least the streams look nice

>>43524811
did he finally get that music stream is his strongest suit? i don't mind this

>>43524811
I'll be watching 2 of those!

>>43524811
what a packed schedule! i hope ren takes a break after this

>>43524811
4 streams a week is good

>>43525220
it's nice that he's still actually making schedules

>>43524580
i guess that makes sense, maybe it's just that i hate the idea of shu's first cover being a rerecording of a fanmix and seeing fans begging for it is affecting how i feel about the concept as a whole

>>43524717
you literally have wings just use those

>>43525364
it's not that bad if you've seen the other covers nijien has produced but isn't his first cover going to be a duet with someone instead of solo in the first place?

>>43524717
keep shitting on his head and you will be boiled (for stew)

>>43525537
piochan does think we're delicious

As much as people shit on Iluna I appreciate how Ren and Maria fucking pumps out covers and orisongs like crazy despite not even being here for a full year

>>43525584
of course scythekicks are delicious you guys are literally chicken

>>43524123
I wonder if sometimes instead of being in the mood for a normal onahole-sized cuttlefish he grabs one of the smaller ones, maybe when he's pissed off, and vents his anger by watching it cry out in distress as he forces his cock into it and stretches it out like a squiddy condom. I need to sleep

Sad intercourse with my oshi...

>>43525748
yeah sounds like something sonny would do

>>43525364
i feel like that’s just fans being desperate of something to be out already so they held onto that silly little promise he sort of got roped into once. i personally think he would still do the one he worked on since early last year because he’s not the type to repeat song, so i don’t think it’s something worth concerning about.

>>43525748
>squiddy condom
I don't think I would ever see those two words side by side...

>>43525510
that honestly depends on whether his solo cover or one of the duets gets finished first, but personally i don't count the duets because i know they're not going to be on his channel anyways, it's equivalent to him providing vocals for the nijimelody group covers to me

>>43525774
are you okay anon? sad sex sounds well...sad

>>43525748
That briskadet? Me

>>43525866
I feel like this thread invents brand new word combinations on the daily. Pioneers of the English language

i want another membership stream soon, the last one was so cute..

>>43525774
what makes it sad anon?

>>43525981
Not really, but I'll feel better tomorrow! Thank you for your concern anon.

>>43526056
Same. It really was cute, but it was also really interesting idk

>>43525748
why is this kind of hot

>>43526029
>my eyes.. i can see squid eggs coming out of his snake penis
/nenmen/ writers are the modern equivalent of Shakespeare just inventing new phrases

>>43525748
the smallest species of cuttlefishes are around 3.6cm or 1.4 inches, very tiny!

>>43526205
it reminded me of how his first membership streams were, it was just comfy and sweet.

>>43526115
I hope you feel better tomorrow anon! stay strong!

>>43522469
I think Kyo excels at doing zatsus and he's really good at utilizing one-off comments as a jumping off point to tell a story. The problem is unless he gets really out there with la creatividad content there's not much to do besides more zatsus and reacting to story-heavy games.
As much as I hate this type of content, I think he'd make an unironically good react andy because he'll regularly interject with his own commentary. He should also just play the rest of the David Cage games because they're glorified movies anyways.

>>43524811
I'd personally prefer it if my oshis did fewer streams and took fewer long breaks, personally. Ren has been really consistent. I wish I enjoyed his streams, seems a lot less stressful.

>>43525844
yeah i'm pretty sure he'll stick with that one too so i'm not really concerned about him changing, i think i'm mostly just tired of the desperation for a cover in general. though covers to me are just another way to hear my oshi sing and i would be happy to never get a cover if we just got karaokes instead, which some fans might not agree with me on

>>43526305
Oh. I think I know what you mean. But I have to admit I do like it when he uses mengen almost as a therapy session (?) It's weird but I like to cry

>>43526361
react andy arc coming to nijisanji soon, pioneered by Kyo. I unironically want a JCS or masterchef/ reality tv show arc...aren't watchalongs just long-form reaction videos anyways

>>43526359
Thank you anon I hope you have a nice day!
>>43526081
Just a bit menhera today, don't worry anon

>>43526482
i remember crying a lot during his first few streams because of how many turned into a therapy session. i miss those therapy sessions, even when he rambled in normal minecraft streams. it's nice just hearing how his brain works about things.

>>43526435
I agree with this, he does personally also want to get covers out so I don't think it's an impossible thing, just maybe slowly. I like him singing live too, and just want him to do it more often with him loving to sing too. I'm just abit bitter with how busy they all are and that leaves him lesser time to churn those out...but shu is shu, and his voice does things to me so I'm happy to wait.

>>43526435
the thing with cover is it’s a sophisticated little gift for fans, and anyone would love to get a tangible token of appreciation every once in a while. also i would really love to see fancy new arts and hear his voice in his maximum potential. it’s a good way to grow his channel too, as much as his aversion to success goes i feel like he also would appreciate if more people could discover him through a representative, well-made song cover.
and the most important thing is it’s one of his goals, and one he worked on immediately not long after his debut. it’s never a problem about him not wanting to do one, but something else that’s preventing him to finish it. maybe it’s something psychological, who knows, but i hope he can solve it during this break because i’m sure even he knows how much people expect it, and he probably feels bad about it too.

I never cared for covers or original songs...I never listen to them more than once (the only exception being luca's phony cover, for some reason I really like how he sounds in that one)

>>43526482
Agreed. I feel like him venting about the stuff he's gone through is helpful for him. He probably should get an actual therapist to talk through things cause I think his trauma goes a lot deeper than what he's aware of himself but it helps to understand a lot about him when he goes into his life in the more gritty detail.

noctyx anniv goods doko

>>43527737
I only listen to music from properties I'm a fan of and nijisanji is my only fandom right now so all I have are original songs and covers from livers.

>>43527956
we're not getting any

>>43527239
>it’s a good way to grow his channel too, as much as his aversion to success
haiz...I do wish he was more ambitious to numbers (shu pls...a full length return zatsu stream ToT) but we never really know what's going on behind the scenes. he really has a weird mix of still retaining his indie mindset, while also being probably alot of conscious of how big his audience is (he used to tweet so much in his pl..). whatever it is, I hope he finally gets to focus more on his personal projects. i can't believe his best singing so far is unarchived (the one at nijifes imo).

>>43527969

>>43527913
we won't ever know now because of one person

>>43528023
alban is dead, wife in a coma, uki is sick and sonny's internet is dead for the next 2 months

>>43528074
they can be dead but i want their goods for memorials sake

>what if we held hands while watching alban's the coma vod
i'm laying alone with my roomates having travelled out of town for a few days watching his most recent coma vod, it's so quiet and lonely. please come and hold hands with me you silly cat. maybe i'll punish you later but first i want a nice nap with my arms around your soft tummy and your head tucked under my chin. also you are 150cm tall and and definitely small enough for that. also hand cuffed to the bed on the side that you're facing so you have no choice but to let me snuggle with you knowing that later i'll be punishing your prostate until it's too much and you're crying and pleading with me to stop,
but deep down i know he wants it like this because it's what he's been conditioned into loving through years of rape and inadvisadly rough, reckless sex. i love him so much.

>>43527239
while i personally don't mind not getting them the fact that he wants to make covers is the only reason i still care about them desu, so i can definitely empathize with fans looking forward to it for that reason. i wouldn't be surprised if all the force majeure delays like his cough were demoralizing, which sucks because i remember how excited he was for it at the start, and it would be great if finally finishing his first one helped him rediscover that excitement again. it does serve to make me even more annoyed at some of the desperate fans though because i can only see the added pressure making working on covers less fun for him

>>43528022(me)
I forgot to include this earlier but another reason why I really hope shu goes more into singing is bc of his music tastes. I'm a rock music autist, not really metal bc i like more melody and the even that is a genre people who want to do covers don't really go for. he sang maretu that time and reaffirmed how much i will wait for him to sing more of it.

>>43527956
start asking if it’s still not coming out at D-4. they’re probably doing countdown like the previous waves except luxiem (a letdown)

>>43528519
the anniversary is in 1 day..

>>43528560
Noctyx is dead...

>>43528560
was it not on 26th?

>>43528715
I thought it was 27th?

>>43528715
oh i kept looking at the day they were announced

So uhh, merch predictions?

>>43528222
How did you manage to write domestic fluffy sexual abuse? Takoyakis are talented

>>43528820
buttplugs

>>43528820
theyre going to get something with their fan mascots

>>43528756
in JST yes. it’s 26-27 depending on the timezone.

>>43528894
Comfydant sheep plushies!!!!! AIEEEE

>>43528869
Uki's would look like this

>>43528862
it's just my feelings for him, i turn off my brain, type out my urges towards him whether that be more yume leaning or fujo leaning or i'm just enabling another anon in their fantasies. there is no talent i'm just horny and affectionate

>>43526361
True those story games would be fun
I don’t like dr thh but his comments make it enjoyable again

>>43527956
management is punishing noctyx for hanging out with yugo so they ain't getting any

>>43529723
After graduation?

>>43530160
If all of Noctyx graduate they better do it all at once with a gay foursome live stream as their graduation stream

I love kyo very much because he is my oshi, but I can't help but feel that he is really lacking in motivation and originality as of late. It frustrates me when he is just pretty much playing the same games as everyone else in niji en. I crave to see him break out of his comfort zone and get really creative and out there with his live streams cuz I feel he has a ton of unique potential. Sometimes i even think.... are you even taking your job seriously? I feel awful for these selfish feelings of mine since I'm sure he's just busy with school work and personal health issues. I'm sorry for feeling this way

>>43528458
i know right… he was so excited about it that he brought it up pretty often. i still think that the covid arc (and subsequently, being left out from the offcollab) affected him a lot as a liver.
i know the cover beggars are quite annoying especially when that’s all they ever mention, but at this point he probably needs any motivation that he could get, even if it’s in the form of desperate fans.
>>43528486
i’ll pretend that i didn’t see your first post because shu for me is always a vtuber/sorcerer from the past who never did any other jobs except for some volunteering and translation works, no more or less, so i hope you can respect that.
but i love him and rock music too! i think it’s also a genre that he likes, although he would need to practice his singing a lot more if he wants to perform them live since his voice and range suit soft songs more.

I'm so tired from work and oshi isn't back yet, I miss him.

>>43533323
please come home soon

>>43533323
feels like it's been years, please return soon my dorky husband

>>43534876
milord pretty, I hope he gets longer hair for second outfit please! Hope he returns quickly at the soonest as well

Uki sounds like he's getting sicker. I'm guessing the Noctyx drinking collab is going to be postponed.

>>43531309
Kyomie, we don’t know everything he’s up to and don’t forget that steaming is something that helps him feel better when he’s not feeling the best
I want more too but I’m sure he’ll do fun things for us

alban doko.....

YAMINIONS SHU IN OLIVER STREAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJrvzRqgjTA

>>43536685
TToTT

I can't believe alban fucking died

>>43537241
noctyx are all fucking dying....suicide wave.....

>>43536685
fricking little crumbs that i will celebrate over shamelessly

>>43537885
I was sobbing internally hearing his voice .... totally gonna cry when he does his return stream

I miss you so much

>>43536685
ENTER MAN OF SEX

>>43538930
Day 11, it still hurts

>>43538079
i think i’ll cry when he posts his waiting room…
also his week starts on monday so maybe it’s not impossible to hope for a stream tonight… right…?

>>43539151
I wouldn't bank on it...but we can hope for maybe an update tweet? c': sorcerer and his enigmas

Does anyone have a higher quality version of this or source

hex, you know they have take your pet to work day

Cute dogboy kindred and vox art https://twitter.com/rooks_nesting/status/1627509780872060933
Best part of the break is all of the yume art that’s come out. Glad to see that my fellow yumes are the real ones out here

>>43539684
god

hex has never been to texas.... wtf....

>>43539501
I don't have source but I do have HQ.

>>43540330
thank you

Brothers that https://twitter.com/kimbokmara/status/1628024885090955267

I have to go outside tomorrow for some actually important shit. Which of the boy's papes do I bring with me? I'd like to have 2-3 max.

I don't miss Vox Akuma.

>>43540378
fulshupport. good luck with your shit!

>>43540557
I don’t miss him either! It’s not like I made a younger version of him in code vein and I think he looks pretty cute!

>>43540749
Cute idea anon, thanks, I'll do that!

i have jerked off to the fantasy of being vox's dog boy every day since the asmr

>>43540944
maybe do a cum tribute

>>43540557
who?

Ren Zotto is a funny alien guy.

>>43540944
He was extremely based for trying petplay even though he didn’t know he would be into it. God librarian is so goddamn good I’m happy that was the last asmr he did before break.

>>43526056
It was so much like the old days, I loved it and I love him! My sweet oshi.

>>43539684
Dunno if I linked this one yet but from the same artist https://twitter.com/rooks_nesting/status/1621981478971400192

Renren.....I don't think you're boring ;_;

Hex's tweets remind me of Drake for some reason

>>43541308
It took a while but he grew on me. He's just a low-key guy and I enjoy his piano streams. Ren love!

Alban doko?

Mysta wasn't in Indonesia after all...

>>43543773
He was inside me all along (in shota form though).

had a dream the only merch we got was some shitty chibi art...

Personal bartender pape fuu

>>43523140
it's back up anon

>>43546419
Tiny shota Ike cute

i saw a summary of the interaction in oliver's stream with luca and it's always cute to see how attached he got to oliver after the first meeting. i think he mentioned the first time when oliver left, he got sad and felt like crying? sweet boy

I'm really glad I didn't send that hate Streamlabs now.

one thing
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard I try

>>43539394
i have a good feeling because he started calling in for totsu and greeting people happy birthday on twitter again… if it’s not today maybe some time this week? i miss him so much i really want to believe he’s finally getting back to his usual positive self…

i'm really curious of what wife is doing....i hope he talks to us about it....

>>43547731
was honestly hilarious seeing someone go that schizo over a narrative they made up in their head. would've been even funnier if you sent it only to find out he wasn't lying about being busy and having a tough time irl and all you did was add to his stress

>>43548723
In my defense everyone was thinking it, not just me. Now I'm very curious to know what he's actually gotten up to over February, though.

>>43549222
>everyone
Where? Because certainly not here.

>>43549398
Yes /here/, everyone besides like one guy here and in main operated under the assumption he was in Indonesia. It even triggered the Ennaschizo because he believed it.

>>43549520
>beliving in main schizo rrats
That's the same thread that thought Vox was disowned and hated by his family for the longest time. You can't be seriously believing them when it comes to the boys.

>>43549621
I believed it before then... point is it wasn't just me.

>>43549621
that wasn't just a main rrat. a lot of us believed it because of his collab with fulgur

>>43543773

>>43549665
The fact that it was very blatantly wrong told me that I should never believe what is said here at all. It's on you if you keep thinking anything said here is fact.

>>43547104
Sometimes I let what main says about him get to me a little but then all I have to do to get ride of that is watch anyone he's spent time with in real life talk about him and those thoughts instantly go away. I don't remember if this was public or membership talk so I'll leave the details but Luca himself has admitted that he used to be a person that he doesn't really like, but he's improved himself. He's not totally oblivious about how his actions could affect others, nor malicious, just had very little life experience pre-niji, an awful upbringing and is pretty retarded.

>>43549780
>very blantantly wrong
okay sure, whatever works for you kindred.

>>43549852
Please tell me which parts of that rrat is still true, it's pretty incorrect with what he's said on stream.

>>43549665
I think that was partially my fault, I was one of the first posters to take that from his reaction because I didn't know how else to read into him responding to banter like that so badly when it's pretty standard as far as lads poking fun at each other go...

>>43549840
i think he's said it publicly but went into more details in a membership stream. i don't listen to what main says nor do i go there when he's not streaming as much. this thread might be called a hugbox but i don't care to see people who don't even watch him outside of collabs talk like they know everything about him. if he was a horrible person, i don't think so many people would have stories or bring him up all the time after meeting him if they did hate him.

I don't think Luca is a bad guy but there's no denying he likes to stir shit and try to own the antis. If he just stuck to his own for a while, did a bunch of solo streams, didn't try and troll anyone I think he could bounce back reputation-wise.

>>43549992
to be fair, it was before he got diagnosed or had meds. so it could've just reminded him of something someone else has said to him before that triggered him. it was still a decent intepretation of those events

>>43550226
that won't work and i don't care for it to at this point. their hatred goes beyond the fact he trolls or own antis. they saw a shot and ran with it since then.

>>43550301
I don't think that's true. Nina was public enemy no. 1 a while ago and she's bounced back reputation-wise. She had multiple ritualposts dedicated to how much people hated her.

>>43550230
or he was just tilted at smash, as we later discovered he can get even more worked up than that instance kek

>>43550360
minecraft autists won't let it go and the unicorns will never let it go. it would've been worse if the fairy ended up going on that trip to japan like she originally planned, the shitposting would've gotten worse.

>>43550360
You know there's a world of difference with how male and female vtubers are treated /here/ and you are very silly to try to equate them.

ikey schedule

>>43550704
Nature is healing

>>43550130
He's met a pretty diverse range of people by now and they all adore him. I can't get away from using main though because I like to talk about the branch as a whole and more than just the boys here or the girls I watch in their specific splits but if I'm tired or vulnerable sometimes I do let myself be influences a little and just need to go open something like Sonny talking about him the time they went to the aquarium or when nijiau hung out and it cheers me up instantly. The way he talks about Luca is my favourite out of everyone, he's so endeared by him. Their scuffed stream from Japan is going to be a favourite too for that, him being explained how crabs work was adorable. He's such a cute, sweet boy and I hope one day I get to do a M&G at a con and explain to him just how much sunshine he brings into my otherwise stressful and cold life.

>>43550455
>>43550517
How many people still hold a grudge against Uki for that off-collab? Catalog shitstirrers don't count, they never let anything go... and look at how people have begun to watch Aster recently. I sincerely believe if Luca lies low and is left to his own devices for a while this too shall pass. He just needs to stop kicking the hornet's nest.

>>43550845
the girls i do watch are also hated in main so ive just excused myself unless it's a big event i want to talk about. i love how mysta and sonny talk about luca, sonny is more open about how cute he finds luca when they meet. but i also love how mysta talks about how comfortable being around luca makes him even if they're just sitting together. im happy he's gotten into nijien and found the friends he's always wanted since he talks about even when he's with his IRL friends, he doesn't completely feel that close to them. i hope you get to meet him one day! he was really sweet when i met him, i kept stuttering and messing up my words but he was really nice and patient with me. im pretty sure i went over my time a bit just because the volunteer felt bad.

>>43551046
you really believe people watch aster nonironically??

>>43551109
Nobody's sitting through a 12 hour Apex stream for teh ironies, anon.

>>43551046
you realize he has a whole unicorn fanbase who hates him, right? it has nothing to do with kicking the hornet's nest. these are the same people who didn't like him even back then, they just know they can be louder about it because the thread agrees.

>>43551109
Yes, what's there to dislike about him? If you enjoy his content that appreciation is no longer ironic.

>>43549653
main schizos who don't watch mysta believed it because they're easy to misinform and want to believe any rrat that paints the boys in a bad light

meanwhile you believing it means you distrust the oshi you 'love' so much you would believe /here/ narratives over his own words to the point you would be willing to hurt him over it if it made yourself feel better

>>43551176
Uki also stirred the wrath of the unicorns and survived. I really think you're just unwilling to accept your oshi could improve in some respects.

>>43551158
yeah asterbaiters do that, but how many of them even exist /here/? people spammed him on main because no one was streaming and it was funny to watch the most boring iluna member like he actually had fans. I don't think i've seen anyone talk about him after that anymore

>>43543773
Wait really? Why would he lie to his fans like that? It didn't even seem like he was joking.

>>43551231
what does that have to do with improving? he hasn't done anything since the minecraft incident, just say you don't like him and go.

>>43550704
>Multiple 9:00 AM EST streams
>6:00 AM PST is when I wake up
Thank you Ike for being my morning cup of coffee this week

>>43551255
He never said he was there in the first place.

>>43551295
Yeah, looks like I hit the nail on the head. You're hopeless.

>>43551342
He said a while ago that he went to Indonesia and met up with Mika.

>>43551359
you repeat this shit anytime luca is brought up and why would i give a shit how a fucking chinese basking weaving site see's his reputation when it's obvious you don't like him because you spout the same shit main does.
>if he just stops existing, it would be better.
fuck off

>>43551393
We're talking about this month, anon.

I still can’t get over how pretty Vox is

>>43551254
Since jump king people have liveposted him to some extent in most streams that didn't have too much overlap with thread favorites

>>43551231
Everyone has room to improve in life, I personally wish he wasn't so much of a procrastinator and would properly work on shit like promising he'd practice guitar again, though at least he does release covers and participate in voice packs so that's something. He's a good guy though

>>43551578
This is why when I say men can be meme'd into liking anything (such as Sonny developing a liking for men due to increasingly degenerate porn tastes) I mean it, they like Aster now because they meme'd themselves into liking him

Are we doing a little bit of trolling? Speaking of trolls, which guy would fuck an orc?

>>43551191
I already know I'm a schizo. I know I operate outside of the conventions of how a fan should act. But my love for Mysta is real. I send him my hard-earned cash, I create content for him, he gives me a reply here and there. And I've stuck by him throughout all of his controversies. Sometimes I'm overcome with jealousy and possessiveness but I've stopped myself from acting on it and I think that's good enough.

>>43551679
Fuuchan hands down

>>43551679
the lam bros and uki

>>43551679
Fulgur

>>43551691
Shitting up threads doesn't count as creating content for him.

>>43551662
>such as Sonny [headcanon]

>>43551539
Lam made a very pretty boy and I love him and miss him very much.

>>43551852
I'm not going to dox myself so you'll just have to take my word for it. At the end of the day I might have episodes but I'll always love Mysta.

>>43551679
Ike, but not by choice. He’s the cute cleric in your RPG party that gets kidnapped and raped by orcs.

>>43551852
That anon talked about being a clipper before, sadly

>>43551679
Alban would enjoy being raped by one

>>43551944
That one wasn't me. You're most likely thinking of another anon that at one point got labelled a Mystake schizo. There's quite a few.

>>43551679
Lam bro’s spitroasted by orc dicks

>>43551679
you can dare doppio into it

>>43551854
sonny is one tipsy vulnerable drunk away from getting his dick sucked in a toilet stall headcanon...lest

>>43551691
this is the schizo site so posting those thoughts /here/ doesn't matter. but the fact that you spent the entire last thread talking about containment breaking to send a SL so that you can make mysta 'suffer' and are now making excuses about it makes it seem like next time this happens you're just going to containment break again

>>43552013
I'm not surprised there's so many "Mystake schizos" when you behave like this.

>>43552363
I've never broken containment and I most likely never will.

This artist draws him as such a cherry boy, I cherish each piece. Speaking of pieces, I think Sonny should shove a piece of a red chili into my vagina.

I'd fuck an orc

>>43552415
honestly better to just stop talking about it and move on anon

>>43522733
She isn't coming back today... is she :(

>>43552495
Me too, they’re so cute

>>43552563
Anon?

>>43552563
we've never had zaimon milk before have we

>>43552607
no more of this, it gives them more reason to do it on purpose for attention

>>43552565
I wouldn't say they're cute but they have an appeal to them, I'd fuck dwarves and elves too if we want to talk about all the mythical creatures

>>43552590
lmao just realized wrong thread,

>>43552691
I'd rather fuck a centaur than a dwarf.

>>43552415
forgive me for not believing it after seeing the shit you posted last thread. saying you love him is not very reassuring to me if you're still willing to hurt him

>>43552724

>>43552770
You just want to fuck a horse without the beastialtiy part, I want to fuck a mermaid

>>43550226
Or, he could keep doing what he's doing and they can seethe until they fall over dead with it.

>>43553049
Would you fuck a reverse mermaid tho?

>>43552321
this except he is so drunk that he forgets where he is and starts to pee in your mouth because of how soft, warm and wet it is.

I love Sonny
Sonny likes Luca
I like Luca
simple as

>>43553583

>>43553837

>>43553443
based

>>43552495
Hi fuuchan

20 minutes till mysta's m&g tickets go up

>>43553583
What's the problem with that? It only makes it better and he'd be so embarrassed when you tell him the next morning. It's would be cute

reminder we have piochan and wife tonight in the marioparty collab

>>43552398
Took the words out of my mouth.

>>43552675
>implying they don't already do this for attention regardless

>>43554437
>implying the implication of an event that is implied to have implied the implication

I think all men deserve to be raped. It's all they're good for. I want to write the most degenerate, fucked up, brutal, bloody rape there possibly is!

Not to re-engage with the mystake but do you considering it creating content if what you create is something your oshi will never see nor will it benefit them in anyway adjacently. Eg drawing porn for a boy who avoids his nsfw tag or writing fic for boys who don't look at ao3? Someone might decide to check them out if they happen upon something they enjoy off handedly but I don't think there would be too many yaminions created from seeing Shu lewds and people only read outside of their fandom on ao3 if they browse by kink instead of fandom which is also unlikely to have people check them out. I feel bad saying I create content for any of the boys when I write to satisfy my own degenerate needs and only post things because there are other degenerates out there who want something to get off to.

kek

>>43554681
I became a Briskadet because of ryona and incest posts

>>43554730
I still never watched that asmr because of that incident

>>43554681
I watched hundreds of episodes of a sports anime because I wanted to know who the characters in the doujin I was reading were. Porn creates fans all the time.

>>43554095
no problem at all. i want him to empty his bladder into my mouth and on my face so i can properly suck him off afterwards. i want to feel his dick get hard whilst cradled in my mouth. he’d make such sweet little noises the whole time…

mysta's tickets are up!
https://www.animeimpulse.com/nijisanji/mystarias

>>43554681
I've worked on fan projects, that's for them/the community

I've worked on drabbles about getting dicked down, that's for me and the freaks only!

It’s hot that Sonny can get fucked up from only 1 beer

Shu ~4 minutes
Mysta ~5 minutes

>>43555176
oh wait shu was 3 minutes actually

>>43553512
Fuck no

>>43555176
I think it's
Shu: 3-4 minutes
Mysta: 4-5 minutes

>>43555050
imagine grabbing his cock while he's drunk haha

>>43555176
Impressive that even with the new limit of 2 per person they are selling out so fast
Good for the boys

>>43555300
yeah i dont go from when the account announces, i watch the site once the listing goes up.

>>43555356
new limit, less timeslots and cheaper prices

>>43546141
this is so cute and i am obsessed.

>>43555407
How much less timeslots? I think the first time it was 6 or 8 slots with 15 tickets per slot?

>>43555319
Haha…. who would do that..? I certainly wouldn’t play with his dick and overstimulate him while he’s struggling to make his body do what he wants it to do.

>>43555454
the first time they each had 8 timeslots, this time they only have 6 timeslots. same amount of tickets as before so 15 per timeslot

>>43555544
Luxiem is the only ones who even had 8 slots, after them it was 6 for everyone else, I'm pretty sure?

Stop talking about vulnerable drunk sonny it physically pains me that I will never be able to take advantage of him

>>43555603
well i was just comparing luxiem's timeslots but i believe so

>>43555176
I'm glad, last time he took a bit longer to sell out. I hope one day I can go to one...

>>43555856

I love Mysta's cutesy voice, can't believe I saw a bait thread in the catalog the other day that said him and Ike of all people didn't like to play the cute role kek
https://twitter.com/mysta_rias/status/1628041694825545728

>>43555957
>Ike
>didn't like to play cute
The guy lives for people giving him compliments like that, his drunk stream story about it was adorable. He's very cute, the cutest.

>>43556057
Right? He picked the two crossdressers in Luxiem to claim they dislike being cute. Absolutely baffling lol

>>43555957
>reading bait threads

>>43556344
Hey man we've all got our vices

>>43556344
kindreds do that all the time let's be honest

remember to do your taxes anons

>>43556901
i did all the math, just gotta put that onto forms

https://youtu.be/bQDyTDTx-8Q
WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE also PIOCHAN and some of the girls but i'll fucking take it

>>43557045
good job scythekick, pio would be proud

>>43556901
ough thanks for the reminder...

>>43557079
This is a good lineup, I like Rosemi and Pomu

>>43557172
this sonny pape picture always makes me laugh

this is why i told you not to entertain the schizos

I thought I would capture Fulgur being cute here.

>>43558142
i want fulgur to do an april fools stream where he's just a chunni weeb amped up by 10

alive

>>43555176
Didn’t they post the wrong link for Mysta at first?

>>43558142
littlespace fulgur ovid is going to live rent free in my skull

>>43559061
i dont go by the twitter account, i watch when it goes up on the website

>>43558142
Isn't it tamagotchi? I miss those things, I'm pretty sure mine is crying and covered in poop, poor thing.

>>43559061
Yes same thing happened the first time they had it too

>>43550226
>If he just stuck to his own for a while, did a bunch of solo streams, didn't try and troll anyone I think he could bounce back reputation-wise.
Meaning doing shit that (You) want him to do and not for the betterment of himself. And what the fuck do you mean "back back"? He's doing completely find at the moment, so I have no idea what you're talking about.

Where the fuck is my Noctyx anniversary merch

>>43559965
maybe on the day of the noctyx collab

>>43551046
>I sincerely believe if Luca lies low and is left to his own devices for a while this too shall pass.
>He just needs to stop kicking the hornet's nest.
What the fuck are you even talking about? Where are you even getting this from?

>>43560178
it's just a shitposter

Demon having wine and funny tweeting… I miss my alcoholic husband

>>43560178
Why do you people give (you)s to bait, I will never understand.

>>43559747
I mean that since the link was wrong the first time, some fans probably had to look on the website themselves causing some delay.

>>43559539
it's a fucking recurring thing too, between the shota commission, saying he's 4 years old so he'd just follow anyone home, doing a high-pitched voice and calling people sir. i'm going crazy

>>43560462
mysta's link for his own tweet was right if they're the type to keep his notifications on

So this is how you invited the lucub menhera to shit up the thread

>>43560612
>two replies are shitting up the dead dying thread

>>43560612
? the thread seems pretty chill to me

So this is how you invited my mother to shit up the thread

>>43560872
scat comfydant its your time

>>43560922
I'm at work rn, so no can do for the scat

>>43560482
Age regression...ToT dressing him up in cute little kids clothes

>>43561118
work being the only thing stopping you is funny to me

>>43560922
i hate scat comfydant i hope she gets turned into pie by wife

>>43561118
I can’t look at scat at work either it gets me too horny

>>43561232
all the babygirl baiting makes sense....

>>43561302
i think they'd want that

>>43561360
to die? I hope so

>>43561302
No more animal penises for you if I get made into pie

>>43561370
well if fulgur eats them and he shits then..

>>43561395
Being turned into Fulgur’s literal shit TOT

>>43561381
mintfag...I actually liked you as a cute poster. but you just HAD to be the scatfag, didn't you? you fucking disgusting faggot

>>43561332
Everything is fetish fuel for him...genius maneuver on his part, make your fans your personal porn manufacturers

>>43561464
I can still be cute, I'll post more frogs. I don't even talk about scat that much.

>>43561520
mintfag likes mint, scat, animals dicks and animal eggs.

>>43561785
mintfag....kimoi

>>43561785
>>43561963
That's just an aspect of me okay I'm not just those traits...

>>43561520
you're forgiven because you're a cute smelly nerd

>>43562025
are you also one of the dead baby comfydants?

>>43562025
mintfag can you explain why you personally are drawn to scat? i don't understand the appeal but i like hearing other's interests.

>>43562032
I'm not smelly...just because I like scat dosen't mean I smell like literal shit

>>43560343
i really enjoy his replies, hope he's coming back soon

>>43562100
you can't prove that can you

>>43562077
NTA but for me it started as a fart fetish a very long time ago and it quickly turned into a scat fetish not soon afterwards. Don’t know why I’m into it I just like everything involving ass.

>>43562063
...yes
>>43562077
It's not my favourite fetish or anything like that, I just enjoy the humiliation and uncontrollable aspect of it. It's a strictly fantasy/2D thing for me though because good lord I am not into shit irl, that's fucking nasty

>>43562168
You got me there...I promise I don't smell bad, I shower everyday since I do have to go outside after all.

>>43562194
fair enough, thank you for your answer.

>>43562190
... can you explain the fart fetish actually, i don't understand that one either.

>>43562194
i wonder how long a list would be if comfydants listed all their fetishes or kinks

>>43562361
the problem is people would start naming kinks and we'd get a long chain of "oh i forgot that one, that too" about the most niche shit.

>>43562275
I saw a bunch of fart fetish fan videos of some video game characters I liked once and I accidentally got a fart fetish from it. I can’t really explain it nor do I understand it.

>>43562461
every fetish has a subfetish attached to it with more details.

>>43562361
mine would be pretty short because not all of us are into dead babies and shit you know

>>43562361
Mine aren't that bad...right? They're sort of tame, still within the realm of normal-ish.

>>43562554
>>43562595
alright list them

>>43562620
It's those>>43561785 pain/harm, other bodily fluids, shotas/lolis, object insertion and bondage.

>>43555681
ueueue drunk sonny beating me up after a really bad day and he has no one else to take his anger out on

>>43562620
why would i do that

>>43562801
Please don't let me die on the stake alone...

>>43562716
those are normal other than the scat and other things

>>43562752

>>43562852
Thank god I'm normal except for that one thing

>>43556901
Already done, thanks though.

>>43562833
you're pathetic

breastfeeding, lolishota, somnophilia, rape, piss, cum vomit/snot, futa loli, gay incest