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>/hag/ is reclining

I looked away for 30 minutes and the thread died...

I was playing COD4 with a friend and this happens

>>43389292
Don't look at me! I was taking a shower!

>>43389426
It's the fault of dramaniggers spamming catalogue harder than usual

>Your Lion does this
what 2 do

>>43391376
Dump her for cheating on me with a younger, thinner man with a much bigger dick.

>>43392674
but anon, that's (You)

I will save all the hags and breed them

>>43392733
No it's not...

>>43396707
stop taking meds and It will

>>43397655
I think for someone like that he might need to stop eating borgors and start pumping iron.

>>43390127
We also are being invaded by at least two other boards wanting to infect this board like a STD. Bad times. Dr. Choco's a Hag right? Else we'll need Doc Koyori to deal with the issue...

>>43400524
what boards?

>>43388729
cute hag

>>43401032
The usual suspects. After all we have the Licensed Book/Movie game drama which is a multiple culture war angles to try and raid about which attracts two boards you'd figure. Then we also have the flood of faggots from that doxxsite that got whacked flooding in as the latest wave a of newfag raiders shitting up the place with stale as fuck rrats.

Really everyone should take Koyori's totally not at all shady pills.

>>43401802
Oh yeah I kind of forgot that stuff was still going on.

Are we back?

>>43401908
Yea they're going to milk it for as long as they can sadly so Post More hags

>>43402104

Sexy hawk?

>mfw vtbing will be long gone when my oshi becomes a hag
>mfw I couldn't and won't be able to save her

thanks Hologra. really cool!

gentlemen, lets settle this once and for all.

hag harem or monohagamy?

>>43405947
The point of /hag/ is to get with your hagshi and make her feel loved and appreciated, giving her hope that love is stronger than age and that she's not just wasting away in loneliness.
NTR defeats the pourpose for me

>>43405947
maybe 2 or 3
but botan will kick my ass if i say i want a hagrem

>>43405947
Monohagmy
Harem if they come in a package deal like Korone and Okayu
Though you could always work for a hag husbandry business, impregnating as many hags as needed for your services
Saw a hentai that had a guy work for one of those, had the employee record of 3,000 impregnated

>>43405947
Making my hag oshi happy takes priority and I can only have one oshi so monohagamy.

One of your senior coworkers noticed you were having a hard time at work lately. Out of compassion, she invited you to go with her to an izakaya after office hours to relax. Do you accept her invitation? If yes, what would you do with her afterwards?

>>43410564
I'm going to assume that's some sort of bar, and realistically, would decline because I hate the taste of alcohol.

>>43410564
>she doesn't look like pic
Yes, I'll take it but just as a normal work related thing and I'll invite other coworkers so it's not weird to be going out with just a senior
>she looks like pic
Than that's not a coworker. That's my wife

>>43400524
Choco is a cake and after seeing what she thinks of relationships she will never be a hag

>>43388729
>#176
How did you find out anon?

(Just to clarify, your senior coworker is pic in >>43410564)

>>43410804
Lui accepts your decision. She then offers to take you to the nearby arcade instead to play some games and blow off some steam. Do you accept her invitation?

>>43411105
You invite your other work friends to go out with you and Lui. Unfortunately, all of them declined since it was late notice and they already had other plans for the night.

One of them joked that this could be your chance to have a date with Lui, but you quickly put down the idea. You reason that she is your senpai who you respect, and that even if you took interest on her, a mature woman like her will never take interest on a man like you. Deep down, however, the idea of dating her got you a bit excited.

Once work ended, Lui approached you at your cubicle and asked how many will be coming with you. You explain the situation, then Lui asks if you still want to come with her to the izakaya. Do you accept her invitation?

>>43414616
>Lui approached you at your cubicle and asked how many will be coming with you. You explain the situation, then Lui asks if you still want to come with her to the izakaya. Do you accept her invitation?
As I said >>43411105 she doesn't have to ask, she's my wife so I don't have to ask for anything and she doesn't have to ask for anything. Of course I accept!

>>43411905
One anon just searched ''Hag'' on the archives and counted every thread

>>43415542
That's what I tought but the Archive is a limited thing, it doesn't record everything or am I missing something? Even warosu...

>>43415542
That’s a lot of hags
That means there’s roughly 12 hags for every poster in this thread right now

>>43416207
The thread is in demand... One might say...

>>43415738
I dont think he used Warosu. Still I want to check by myself. Gonna reply later

>>43414616
>arcade
Yes, please.

Hag Milk ? Y/N

>>43419838
Fuck yes

>>43388729
Make love not war
Summer of /Hag/ ‘23
Rip to all hagchads that were vanquished in the Great Japan Hagquake of 2023, may all the hags they impregnated fill the nation

>>43419838
>hag milk
>pic unrelated
Anyway yes, I'll give a little taste while she's pregnant. Just for reaserch of course

>>43420888
>pic unrelated
Fubuki is a fox! not a neko!

>>43421329
>milk
>milk
>MILK
>pic unrelated

>>43403160
Prhagnant

Anyone have preggo Inui Toko art?

>>43388729
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5kmsBR6N8MI

>>43419838
100%, provided I can drink it straight from the tap. Drinking from an older woman's breast just seems so comfy and intimate.

btw, what do y'all think of nursing handjobs from hags?

>>43422778
There’s not much but here
https://files.catbox.moe/lbz8hv.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/scatd9.jpeg

>>43423067
Thanks for the effort Toko bro. It isn't really what I was hoping for, but it is what it is I suppose.

>>43422959
>what do y'all think of nursing handjobs from hags?
It's ok, I like tits but despise handjobs. I much more prefer rough babymaking sex followed by intense cuddling

>>43423870(me)
It may come in handy for shitposting purposes though.

>>43423949
>rough babymaking sex followed by intense cuddling
Wonderful.

>>43422959
Don't you need large breasts in order to do a nursing handjob properly?

>>43424837
No, a handfull is more than enough
What you do need is a good milk supply
You can get pills to induce it

>>43425067
Well I genuinely don't think my hag has the size of breasts to do it but if she's really willing, then I'm sure we could work something out.
I'm not a genuine fan of milk though, anon. Only time I could drink something like that is if its in tea, coffee, cereal or milkshakes. Then again I've never tasted breastmilk before so I'm sure it tastes better than the milk I drink.
Also, I don't want my cum going to waste. I want it to land in a spot where my hag can get it in her hands so that it can go in her mouth and down her throat.

>>43425406
Maybe wear a condom and have her drink from it after the handjob?

>>43422959
pic's not a hag btw
>>43424837
>>43425406
Breast size don't matter, it's all about the position you do. She has to reach your dick and you have to kinda flex your back and grab her waist for support

>>43425662
nta, I love hags eating and drinking cum

>>43425662
I'm so dumb for not thinking of that. >>43425800 is the reason why I think drinking cum from a condom is so hot.
>>43425737
Am I wrong to think that position the male is in isn't comfortable? Most of the porn I've seen of it the female has really big breasts and the male doesn't need to strain himself to drink the milk from her breasts as she jerks him off.

>>43425993
>It isn't comfortable
Well, of course. you're an Adult Man sitting on a Woman. It's not gonna be the most comfortable thing in the world, but it's just part of sex. Not all positions are comfortable for the Man.

>>43425800
Koyori loves it so much she even stores it for later

>>43426309
Well said, anon. Why should I be moaning about being uncomfortable when my hag is trying to make me feel really good?
For her, I'll make myself really uncomfortable just to see her smile and eat my cum.

>>43426309
Though what’s important is being comfortable for the woman too
For example the most based position Stand and Carry allows your hag to wrap herself around you fully and look into your eyes as you nuzzle against her and kiss her sensually, but you also have to stand and hold her up by her butt off the ground
Unless you get /fit/ and can lift 120-140lbs comfortably (roughly 3 40lb rice or wood pellet bags) it’s gonna be uncomfortable for you

>>43425737
>Polka
Nursing tailjob would be hot too

I remember 3 threads ago someone posted a Roma anime logo asking /hag/ logo to be changed for that. Not gonna change it any time soon, but anyone has it? I want to make some little modifications to the current logo

>>43426883
>Unless you get /fit/ and can lift 120-140lbs comfortably (roughly 3 40lb rice or wood pellet bags) it’s gonna be uncomfortable for you
If my hagshi asks me to fuck her like that my dick would be so fucking hard I could probably fuck her without using my hands

>>43426883
>Unless you get /fit/ and can lift 120-140lbs comfortably (roughly 3 40lb rice or wood pellet bags) it’s gonna be uncomfortable for you
look im just saying
coyotes 'disacs solve this problem

My Flip /hag/ wife returned today and I'm very happy about this turn of events.

>>43428579
I hate needles, I'll stick with the OG juice

>>43428703
I watched various clips of her to make the sound export and I couldn't stop laughing at the accent shenanigans. Love filipino accent

>>43426883
>stand and carry
Supremely based

>>43422959
Sounds like a great way to unwind after a long work day

>>43415738
I'm the anon that counted the threads, I did use warosu... There was no better alternative and although the number is not exact it's a pretty good estimation. I counted all threads that had either "/hag/" or "hag thread" as the subject as well as threads that had "/hag/" or "hag thread" as the name, then I checked for bait/drama/not-actually-hag threads and subtracted them from the total count, if there's any better estimation we'll gladly take it though.

>>43428280
Here ya go anon

>>43429662
i respect your dedication and autism anon

>>43429871
Thank you

>>43429662
>>43429871
>>43430044
Warosu saving the day twice!

Using Koyo's inventions against her

>>43431253
Is it rape if you built your own grabby hands?

>>43431253
Not at all. She probably owns those handcuffs, too.

>>43432126
Meant for >>43431878

>>43432126
To be honest I wouldn't mind too much if she's into it. She's one of the sexiest hags around!

>>43432126
>>43432806
You just know she’s got a pair of pink fuzzy ones

The pain of knowing that someone could be a great hag but the age is simply unknown

>>43432956
We don't want her wrists to get damaged now, do we?
>>43433415
That's the beauty of ignorance. You can make her whatever you want. Imagine being this guy >>43405804

>>43433415
I thought this was Gundou for a second. I need to fix my eyes.

>>43433415
Same
Would cum buckets if I knew Noraneko was a hag

Cheers to another week, fellow hag enjoyers!

The Usual site is back

My favorite underrated hag is Nara from NijiID. Very nice tiger mama.

>>43440469
Oi, wot's this biddy doin on the pitch? She fink she gonna play footie with us or somefing?

>>43440773
Don't understimate the elderly. /HiRyS/ did that mistake and look how it ended for them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdIwLVHNlHM

>>43440469
I don't know what's the big deal. Last update I see for Holos is early 2022

>>43442322
They added some images for Koyo and Lui this year I think. The big deal was the New Niji wave it seems some of them took place in big dramas but idk

>>43440469
As expected, hopefully dramaniggers go back.

>>43445181
This dragon sure has big tits. I hope she doesn't put them in my face that would be scary haha

>>43445257
She could easily smother somebody to death with those things.

I will save Lui-nee from lonliness and fix her relationship issues

Hags

>>43445257

>>43453560
giwtwm

Stop trying to seduce elderly women.

Dog and Lion in Tarkov
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV2IZ9O-AzM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV2IZ9O-AzM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV2IZ9O-AzM

>>43461478
Cringe and shit. You can go back to /trash/ caption fags are cancer

>>43462616
kek, don't seethe so hard anon

Gonna do my sleeping reps, don't die

>>43462616
Would it have been to your tastes if it was nigger instead?

>>43463001
That Botan is too sexy

>>43453560
the shota wont stand a chance once nui becomes a hag

>>43463058
Shit is shit. Changing the ass it came out of doesn't change the fact that it's shit

Good morning /hag/

Has anyone here ever had sex with a hag while being, say, 28 years old or younger? Was it good?

>>43445923
I made this post

>>43465900
Hot

>>43465900
One of my coworkers had a brief relationship with a divorced 40 yo woman with two kids. He didn't like it all that much mostly because the kids weren't his, but he always said she was great otherwise

Do you dare enter the lost cave...

>>43466842
>dating single mothers
That's a big no for me

https://twitter.com/VarkOfficial/status/1627593960708513792?cxt=HHwWgIDRqa-FsJYtAAAA
Are you going to watch these two hags duking it out, anon?

>>43413719
isnt she in her late 20s

>>43471250
MY BODY IS READY!

>>43474112
She's actually a hag

>>43445257
>>43445617
https://files.catbox.moe/cgkx4j.jpeg

>>43483093
I love hags with big asses

>>43484175
Doog donk
https://files.catbox.moe/3x712k.jpeg

>>43429662
I won't expect you to count again, since I'm quite happy already with just having a somewhat accurate number. But just in case you ever need a better archive for something else: https://archive.palanq.win/vt/page/14536/ It does miss a few bits and bobs, I believe, but in my experience it's better than warosu at least.

>>43484978
thanks anon, will take it into account in the future

My oshi is going to High school again
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1627726017573031936?t=c14UDbngJ0BXPZqOUT1oEQ&s=19
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1627726017573031936?t=c14UDbngJ0BXPZqOUT1oEQ&s=19
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1627726017573031936?t=c14UDbngJ0BXPZqOUT1oEQ&s=19

>>43484978
>it's better than warosu
What does warosu have that's so bad?

I fucking love hags aggghhhhhshghhhh

>>43486362
>one original hit
>a mediocre cover of The Association's 1966 classic Along Comes Mary
Did the Bloodhound Gang deserve better?

>>43486488
My hagshi doesn't sing a lot either, still does other stuff which compensate for that

Hags should be sags.

>>43489139
I know right? It's better for this >>43425737

>>43489139
>>43489398
Absolutely based
https://files.catbox.moe/d0beaw.jpeg

>Polka joins Mio in the Hogwarts hag house

>>43490948
Hagwarts: Egg Legacy

>>43490784
>>43489139
My brothers

>>43491634
who is this artist
i wish to block them for being shit

>>43491226
>Mio
>Polka
>Lui
What's that? half of Holomems who are currently playing it?

>>43489139
The ideal woman is 30+ with fat sagging tits and a slight chub, and pubes
Bonus points if they have dark nipples or veiny breasts

>>43491634
Holy sex.

>>43491828
im prefacing this with
>im a bit of a bifag so all chests are best chests to muh dick

yes
absolutely patrician taste kohai
but there is also an appeal to saviorfagging a skiny hag who thinks they are forever alone because they have no booba

like pic rel i think

where the fuck did the haglist in the OP go? ive been in cryosleep for awhile

>>43492549
Here’s the most recent updated list, haven’t added Gundou yet but she recently became one
https://pastebin.com/dEj6BzZh

>>43492549
The best part about skinny hags are that after they give birth they get bigger hips and chests anyways
Friend of mine recently had kids, went from a B cup and skinny jeans to a D cup and size or two higher pants because her ass got too big, eventually leveled off to a C cup and complains about how her tits got saggy now

>>43493098
>after they give birth they get bigger hips and chests anyways
ding ding
winrar
not only are you saviorfagging her from forever alone
your also saviorfagging her from her breast envy

>>43491797
I think I got it from one of the drawthreads

>>43410804
izakaya's are those japanese bars where you order a beer and snacks. don't you like individual sized japanese snacks?!?!?!

>>43410804
You don’t have to drink at a nomikai but if you’re with your male superiors they may pressure you to drink and make fun of you openly, and if you’re a junior at the company expect to match or overdrink your boss if prompted
But a one on one with Lui is totally fine not to, there’s lots of chuhai or fruity drinks to mask the taste and most girls dont like drinking either

>>43410804
theyre kinda like half bar half kitchen

theres a one 'near' me 20m away in the ghetto
next to a fucking blood bank
that has baller ass house kimchi

go read 'isekai izakaya nobu' fren

>>43494014
There’s even a slang word in Japan for fellow coworkers making you drink at a party: アルハラ (aruhara) which means you’re forced to drink against your will kinda like hazing for the sake of the company, not doing this may cost you a bonus or promotion because you don’t wanna stick out, do you? Lui or Marine would’ve been subjected to this too as an OL but not as harshly

>>43478122
Just realized something, Fubuki’s fox hand thing if turned upside down is the optimal hand posture to make a girl squirt hard

>>43494999
Fubuki is a lewd friend

Imagine getting drunk with a hag in your home...

>>43495543

>>43495609

>>43495667

>>43495744

>>43495543
>”whip that dick out right now”

>>43496154
Imagine if Korone isn't really a big fan of foreplay. That would suck... Still gonna fuck her hard though

>>43496366
Korone may be the kind of girl that likes to have sex in any place and won't take a no as an answer

>>43496366
She’d probably outlast you, but her weakening body with age won’t hold up forever
She’s already getting a bit soft and can’t do endurance streams as much, but can still show light abs if she flexes her tummy enough

>>43496555
Chubby Korone is pure sex

>>43493720
I've never tried Japanese food, other than sushi and teriyaki.

>>43496480
>>43496555
I have no problem with that. I was just saying for the fingering thing...

>>43496729
Thicc enough to grab a bit of tummy, but still strong enough to crack a watermelon with her thighs
Under that layer of chub is an absolute amazon

>>43496893
>strong enough to crack a watermelon with her thighs

I want to feed hags with my cum

>>43496733
nta
check your nearby restaraunts on GOOG bro
they usually list menus
also autism tip
if they charge more than $7 for edamame appetizers its usually gonna be meh food
i skip those places

>>43497112

>>43497418
Sucks that Gokkun is usually associated with gangbangs. I just want to see one or zero dicks in my porn

>>43497112
How does Botan manage to chug down all that cum?

>>43496480
Based hag doog
https://files.catbox.moe/0zb0um.MOV
https://files.catbox.moe/9sc0l1.mp4

>>43497611
>I just want to see one or zero dicks in my porn
I wish I could fill a mug with cum by myself though. But I agree with you on this one

>>43497721
I don't know about a mug but I could prepare several shots for my hags

>>43497695
I follow this guy and I still don't understand what was he thinking when he included a gangbang and a gobling rape scene in the middle of two videos. Really weird

>>43497805
You technically shouldn't because you should be constantly emptying your balls into her womb every night until you both collapse in ecstasy

>>43497931
I drink a lot of water and eat meat every day I think I can manage doing both

>>43497961
Eat your pineapple too, never skip that!

Give me your best hag tummy.

>>43498032
besides making the cum taste sweeter is there any other benefits? Pineapple it's expensive tbf

>>43497805
>you will never be a bartender serving drinks to a group of lovely hags and listen to their life problems

>>43498080
>Pineapple it's expensive tbf
Is it? Here is pretty cheap (or at least there's a lot more expensive fruit like strawberries)
>making the cum taste sweeter
>is there any other benefits?
That's the benefit. You want your hags to enjoy herself, no?

>>43498293
Here it is because they only sell them complete but maybe it's because it's not its season idk

>>43498699
Nowaday with greenhouses everything is in season unfortunately, still juice works the same.

>>43498036
Here, also
>What did Polka say to her?

>>43422912
>>43388729
>Botan feels depressed when she eats alone at home instead of out with friends
YOU DID THIS
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE TO FERTILIZE HER LAST EGG
NOW LOOK AT HER

>>43498036

>>43498036
Always a classic

>>43498032
>>43498080
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-SA-zezuIH4

Wamy

>>43502414
When is Lamy becoming a hag. Now THAT is someone that can work!

I love Watame.

>>43503599
In 6 years at least

>>43492896
kson is also listed as an indie still

>>43511228
Kson isnt even a vtuber anymore and clearly not a hag. The pastebin is fucked and should be renamed to ''Streamers older than 30''

>>43512926
Aw, is dah wittle baby gonna cry?

>>43513612
You really need to go back, not even joking

>>43514357
I've been here since the beginning.

>>43515794
>it's the nina schizo
Not surprised

Flat hags deserve love too.

>>43516859
how do we help flat hags to overcome their breast envy?

>>43516859
this man speaks the truth!

>>43517274
Babymaking.

>>43517322
I never tell lies!

>>43516026
Rent free

>>43517465
She looks like she wants to be impregnated by a white Gaijin

>>43518270
She's at a point where she'll take just about anyone who shows her some love, anon.

>>43517777
Checked.

>>43517777
Wasted quads

I feel like sex with botan would a bit... violent...

>>43519963
Nah, she's too submissive.

>>43518270
>>43518638
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gWgem0Kh_Yg

>>43520473
Yashiro can't stop winning.

>>43419838
Have to add fox hag to a thread about a hag and a fox in it

>>43476363
Who?

>>43522778
Dola

>>43524993
I appreciate the effort but you're in the wrong thread. Lain isn't a hag.

>>43525119
Whoops thought it was Dola.
Here's an apology hag.

Botan-tan

The doog wants to get wrecked

>>43528788
>mfw my haghsi takes off her clothes

Having a drink with your wife....

Enjoy!
Love, /ASMR/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nttbGG7GnG0

>>43542576
This girl is going to do all the hags!

You are not immune to prophaganda

>>43547849
https://www.today.com/health/men-confess-22-reasons-why-younger-guys-fall-older-women-t74731

>>43388729
Toвapищ Бoтaн

>>43548296
>Mrs Robinson Syndrome
I love that movie, it's what sold me on cougars.

Hag group sex

We drink tonight... Again!

>>43550973
Group hagsex
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRzHevwK2XihAiifbR781HnisOCxf1pDTZz7s0lO7tyiun-rwqdleSGyjVvvrTUXMLHbgYAIS8HawbO/pub

Oyasumi

>>43558430
If Polka wants sex that badly all she has to do is ask.

>>43559554
what if she only wants to be loved but she's too shy to ask

>>43559988
I'll propose it to her

>>43559988
If she beats around the bush and cannot spit it out then I'll say it for her instead.

>>43559988
She doen't really strike me as the shy type though

>>43562975
She's shy but knows what to do to entertain in a collab. Offstream she acts different and it's more timid and shy, she prefeers others to make advances

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=199&v=xDAlS9jYhKg&embeds_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fholodex.net%2F&embeds_origin=https%3A%2F%2Fholodex.net&source_ve_path=MjM4NTE&feature=emb_title

>>43559988
If she won't say it then just make her grab the body part she wants inside her instead

>>43563156
>>43563281
This works too

Guess it's our time to declare our love to them /hag/bros, how would you ask your hagoshi out?

>>43564344
My oshi says discord it's the perfect place for love confessions but I wouldn't do it in there. Probably in a date walking, in a place where there's no people around and we can be in private

>>43564344
I'll probably invite her to a fancy wine bar followed by hours of stargazing and talking about our hobbies. There's nothing that gets her wetter.

>>43564344
I'm not herbivorous, but very meek and lack initiative and self sufficiency. My hagshi (Buttons) would despise me.

>>43566126
>very meek and lack initiative and self sufficiency
>would despise me
Use your love to change yourself for the better, it's not only fans that push their oshis but the other way around too.
Godspeed you wonderful anon!

survive the night

>>43571634
>with Botan
Nope she fucks me to death. Worth it.

Post hags eating or drinking