/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gura and I are in love.

goobababa

Gura doesn't realize how much I love her.

>>43428096
yeah with me

I miss her.

Why do I have a feeling that Gura isn't going to bother fixing her streaming setup and is just going to use it as an excuse not to stream.

How do I talk to shark girls?

Right now, Gura is watching the Daytona 500 and you should be too

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>43428576
Only so much you can do with a shit laptop, shit wifi, and no switch.

>>43428752
That haircut paired with that facial expression makes her look like such a little slut.

Cum

Streams will be spotty until she gets home. It will be okay.

>>43428792
Rape

>>43428913
I question how shit the wifi is when Ame and Zeta streamed both their models and had several streams running at once.

Gurass

dino

A madman did it. Catribbonshark.

I been out of the loop. Is there any Gura thing happening today, any streams or collabs? What's the next Gura thing that's happening?

>>43428913
>Ever other EN has a working streaming setup
Also this
>>43429125
I think it's safe to say that, once again, it's a Gura problem.

How is this legal?

>>43429486
Gura didn't bring a streaming setup because she was originally supposed to be there for two weeks until management pressured her into doing the 3D live. That's why Myth had to fly back to Japan shortly after leaving from recording holofes.

Is this the new cutest Gura?

>>43429374
Nothing known scheduled other than the 3D streams, but I expect we'll get at least a few streams next Mon-Thurs. Don't expect anything Fri or Sat because of Kiwawa's and Mori's showcases

>>43429745
god this design is so sex
i need more art of it

>>43429745
She's too obscene.

>>43429911

>>43429654
I love how much she loves being a child.

Sex with a fembud.

>>43430060
Same desu
She must unironically have a massive DDLG fetish...

Is Gura a lolicon?

>>43429745
I have to once again kneel at Gura's good tastes in illustrators. And she knew exactly what she was doing because she chose them for their ability to draw
>cute small characters

>>43430338
Why is Gura afraid of the 4 letter word now?

>>43430402
Omegatroon got to her.

>>43430402
Gura's a coward that hides behind plausible deniability.

>>43430402
It's too crude for her image to be saying it casually. Same reason she tries to avoid swearing (except when it's hot).

Reminder that Gura once said she wanted Lolilive to happen.

>>43430575
Yeah...
>make the girls who are already small even smaller

bros, was gura a poorfag before her meme channel and vtuber career? talking about the wrap thing
or maybe her parents or grandparents are just weird

>>43430761
retard

>>43430780
?

>>43429745
Especially this one with the long hair and the beautifully drawn legs, those socks, the little dress aaaaaaa. It's my new favourite art of all time. I wanna buy the daki so bad but don't know how I'd explain it to family and friends if the ever came over, I just stash my dino goob behind my TV. I'd wanna hang the daki on my wall or on my door or something.

>>43430761
Whether she's poor or not, it's based and more people should be doing it.

>>43430516
Gura's plausible deniability, teasing, and drip feeding lewd jokes is a big part of her appeal

>>43430761
nope
>>43430875
keep it until you move out if youre a wuss

>>43430698
Even younger??
That's dangerous.

I fucking N E E D Gura right fucking now

>>43430402
>4 letter word
what's the word, serious question
pusi?
asss? cunt?

>>43431088

>>43431120
nigr

I'm a Guracon.

>>43431120
kike

>>43431120

>>43430761
Her parents are millionaires. Check out what they bought and sold Gura's childhood house for. Her mother's side is even richer.

>>43431166
as a lolicon, i find the fact that lolicons draw the moral line at toddlercon.... amusing.

Sex with Gura's loli VA.

We're all lolicons here and Gura knows it.
She knows it and encourages it.

>>43430875
Why hide it lmao, just say you like the shark. She has 4 million subs, are they gonna call all of them pedos? Literally who cares.

>>43431339
>we
No, there's some fags here.

>>43430761
Being frugal isn't weird, it's being smart. Dya think rich people waste their wealth on shit and don't avoid spending money wherever they can?

>>43431254
Real lolicons only breeds with what bleeds.

>>43431350
Uh.. yeah? They are? Do you not interact with non-vtuber fans much?

Gura belongs to me forever and that makes her happy.

>>43431254
You have to cut it off at some point or you'll end up jacking it to embryos

>>43431399
More like reddit-tier "lolicons"

>>43431435
I'll be gooming to Gura's unfertilized eggs soon in order to fertilize them.

>>43431403
I'm in a server with many of them who will throw out "pedo" for posting almost any anime pictures. I just laugh at them. There's no point in taking those people seriously, and if someone you call your friend would disavow you for owning the Gura daki they were not your friend.

Post some loli Gura art.

UMISEA is the fucking best bros, it's a great compromise between hags and cunny.

No.

Ame said her bed is full of dino guras.

>>43431403
Why care what they think? I have friends and family that don't watch anime and hang out in my place full of anime merch and loli books on my shelf. Nobody gives a shit.

>>43431752
I don't care.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m9m2w3N9FY&t=0s
I need the shrug still it's too good

>>43431752
I care THEY ARE

>>43431254
Technically a loli is usually around 12-14 years old, which means she has gone through puberty and has historically been legal. Only recently has the age of consent drifted upwards to the point that underage girls look exactly like adults and can drive their own car and stuff.

>>43431752
Cute, thanks for sharing.

>>43431752
Sex with gura while ame watches!!!

>>43431752
she's just like me...

The thread shitters have returned already? zzzz

>>43431350
It would be a completely alien concept to them, 4 million subs or not they'd be like wtf is that. My brother especially would think of me as a complete faggot for it. Trust me when I say where I'm from people are the normiest people in existence. Not like I'm not thinking fuck it though and and suffering a little temporary embarrassment to have Gura in all her glory hung up somewhere in my room. Maybe I could get another poster or something and roll it up above it and use it to cover it up whenever I need to, idk yet, I just know I really fucking want it.

Reminder that Gura calls her Watson again.

>>43432047
Where?

>>43431992
Still the most obscenely childlike Gura pic

Gura is NOT made for sex.

Gura loves lolis so much.

>>43431549
Lol I'm not gunna get disowned or lose friends over it, desu I cut all my friends off over the years anyway. It'd just be humiliating, and I'd get the piss took out of me for it for abit, but that's about it. It'd just play on my mind for weeks though cos I obsess about being humiliated and laughed at.

>>43432261
wow she's just like me...

>>43432062
If they call themselves your family they should understand. If they don't, you don't actually have any obligation to pretend for them if they'd verbally abuse you for just buying some artwork. You're not bound to your family of origin no matter what, find some new family who will accept your love of the shark.

>>43431656
I would like if Gura got a cheerleader outfit, maybe not like this and more like the ones they have in blue archive

>>43432062
If you plan on putting it on a wall anyway, why can't you just take it down and roll it up when someone comes over?

>>43431886
I'd say anything over 12 is a hebe. After all, we all know the human to atlantean year conversion ratio is 1:1000.

>>43432062
Hang it on the wall. Anyone who cries about it is not worth being a friend to. Filter the normies.

>>43431760
Your friends and family aren't my friends and family. Where you from, suburban America or some shit? I live in a rough place with rough people, your manhood get's questioned over shit like that and people think your soft. My mum and my grandmother wouldn't give af at least lol.

So the wallpapers are dead dead, right?

I think we're too horny for little girls.
I need to goom right now.

>>43432830
what if you just assault your family?

>>43432830
Are they going to beat you up?

>>43432830
Simple let them see it. Then kick their ass if they think you're soft

>>43432842
She'll probably start them again once she's back home

>>43432668
Well, the book Lolita that spawned the term is about a girl who's 12-14, and most famous lolis in anime are about that age as well, so I'd at the very least include that age range in the definition.

>>43433360
Any chumbies here read Lolita? Is it a good read?

>>43432502
Verbal abuse is how we banter where I live.
>>43432628
That's why I was thinking of getting another poster to go over it and roll it up and then let it down when I need to cover the daki but might not have time sometimes cos when my brother comes round he usually comes around unannounced and comes straight up to my room, also I'm a neet so alot of the time I'm fast asleep through the day.
>>43433035
Nah lol, just judge me and think I'm a faggot. More the men in my family, my mum would probably think it's cute.

>>43433702
It's a bit depressing.

>>43433709
So you can't handle banter. Not so rough and tough, that just sounds like regular family shit.

>>43433709
>Verbal abuse is how we banter where I live.
Well then what's the problem Anon? He calls you a faggot for having the daki, you call him a faggot for not liking the cute shark. Maybe tell him to watch some streams or he's a double faggot.

Overall my point was it's not worth it to pretend you're someone else for literally anyone. It only causes resentment and personal anxiety. Do what you like and like what you like and tell everyone who doesn't want you to do so to fuck off and die.

>>43431120
https://streamable.com/86djns

Gura cute!

>>43433709
I would just buy it if I were you. You can always decide to keep it stored somewhere safe instead of displaying it, but you won't get another chance to buy it.

>>43433150
I don't even have friends anymore desu, friendships have just become an annoyance and stressful as I've gotten older, so I cut them all off. It's more my brothers I'm worried about seeing it, they're the only ones who come see me anymore. Idc about my mum seeing it and my dads a mental case who I haven't spoken to for about 3 years so I don't have to worry about him. Fuck it this is the one hobby I have in my life besides gaming and PC's, so fuck it they can deal with it.

>>43434352
>fuck it they can deal with it
That's the spirit

>>43434332
That's exactly what I'm doing. I don't care about my family seeing any of my other merch, they've even commented on Gura being cute, but explaining the daki would be awkward... So I'll store it somewhere until I don't have to worry about anyone else seeing it.

>>43433951
>>43434084
>>43434332
Yeah after posting and reading replies and thinking about it I'm gunna buy it when I get paid in a few days, fuck it you only live once and life's too short to not do what you enjoy at other peoples expense. Shame jackbox takes about a year to deliver your shit, but it's something to look forward to. That daki's too fucking beautiful to pass up on anyway.

Play hifi rush already

A few weeks ago I bought a nice holder for the signed postcard but I've been too scared to take it out of the envelope still...

It's pretty boring around here. I need some Gura activity

>>43435300
I was too scared to take mine out as well, managed to fit it into a frame with it still in the envelope. Actually looks alright like that.

I've come to the realization that I'm addicted to Gura. I'm suffering the same symptoms a smoker suffers who went cold turkey for two months and then get a few puffs again. I need more.

>>43434743
My family don't even know what a v-tuber is, my youngest 19yo brother probably does, but that's about it. Guess I'll have some explaining to do next time my mum or my other brother comes into my room, show my mum a cute clip and show my brother a clip of her being based. My youngest brother probably knows about her and we'll end up having a conversation about vtubers or some shit lol he's a good kid and not the judgmental type at all.

>>43435338
Same desu Is there anything scheduled before the 3D showcase? Or do we just have to hope she shows up before then?

Well...we might get some Gura mentions from Irys. Please report here, I don't wanna watch her

>>43435496
>My family don't even know what a v-tuber is
You could just tell them it's an anime thing and leave it at that, im sure they won't care that much about knowing it's a streamer vs a character from any generic anime

Gura cute!

>>43435496
Fuck, she's more like heroin.

>>43435499
It's the usual wait and be surprised by a stream

>>43435565
Yeah she's definitely more like an opiate

>>43435601
Ah, I see. Feels like December again, or November, or September...

>>43435565
Meant for
>>43435399
>>43435554
Yeah, animes looked down upon here as gay nerdy shit, but it's not a big deal the more I think about it.

Okayu has her birthday thing in a couple days. I hope we get another Okayu/Gura song performance like we did in September.

>>43435784
Yeah im already tired of the jp arc, im glad shes having fun at least.

>>43435737
Makes you feel warm happy and content inside when your high on her, makes you feel depressed af when that high wares off and you got no more oxy (Gura) left.

>>43435784
or August or June or July..

Why does gura make such an effort to befriend the JP crew but then ghosts everyone else?

>>43436193

>>43436100
Yep... I really hope her break and visit to Japan will reinvigorate her. It's gonna be really depressing if things just go back to how they were before when she's back home.

>>43435929
That could explain why she had to learn three dances in two days.

>>43436005
I think her JP trip will be revitalising for her mentally and put her in a better place to stream for us when she get's back. I know alot of her JP trip has been work based too but she's hung around with the myth girls alot, and by the sounds of it has had alot of fun.

Been meditating for the last 10 hours what did i miss?

>>43436527
Absolutely nothing.

>>43436527
Pretty much nothing, as far as I can tell. But that reminds me, are there any good clips from the Apex thing? I didn't have the patience to play "find the Gura" in the middle of the night.

>>43436651
ノ

Is gura ogey or did she dieded?

>>43436651
Didn't it have males in it too? Cos I remember thinking I couldn't be bothered to play "find the Gura" amongst male voices to boot.

>>43436982
the males were in a separate event

>>43437019
ah, good. They should keep it that way.

>>43437281
They were in separate eventS. Not that it matters, they can have as many events as they want as long as Gura isn't in them.

Ame is going to see if people, maybe Gura are available tomorrow, maybe do Geoguesser sometime this week.

>>43436982
Did you really think that Gura would join a tournament with the homos?

Gura is still sleep.

>>43437915
Ame going to get ghosted.

>>43438117
I kinda hope she is, she deserves to get some rest

>3 good designs in such a short span, outfit incoming, likely new song incoming with another design
Gura is going to kill artists by giving them too many ways to draw her.

>>43436651
not really

goob kills mel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhmfQdsGvP4&t=4470s

fauna gets lost (or is just admiring the scenery) and commits sudoku
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLSJBlQ9Axs&t=6580s

>>43435300
You chumbies type the most maiden like stuff

>>43435300
you havent even sniffed it?

>>43438119
Someone seriously needs to call Gura out on her ghosting habits, it's ridiculous at this point.

I just realized Gura has the ToT emoji in her daki tweet

>>43438314
Thank you. I didn't bother to check the vod because of what people said but I'm glad I got to see her fps movement.
She's very cute trying to figure out if someone's an enemy every time she looks at them

>>43438555
Of course she does

>>43438555
Blindbud...

>>43438490
I still plan on it but there is no way there is a scent left on it, months of open air exposure and Cover staff members handling them ensures any scent beyond that of the ink is placebo

>>43438314
https://youtu.be/OhmfQdsGvP4?t=4824
Anyone know who that has the name "I"?
She kills Lui here, and I'm guessing that's what Gura's talking about
https://youtu.be/OhmfQdsGvP4?t=4539

>>43438904
I is inner

>>43438449
That's because we're maidens (male) or people who fucked 10 years ago and swore off women or whatever I barely read the blogposts

I love this pretty little woman like you wouldn't believe.

>>43438449
Fans reflect their oshi.

>>43438449
te he ///////

>>43439869
Well Gura is going to take my virginity soon with a cybersex stream.

>Sakura blooms on March 17
>Gura will be in Japan until around then
I won't survive another month plus of this Japan arc.

do you think gura still has to shop in the kids section in japan?

>>43440280
Pussy. No real chumbud is saying this stuff.

>>43440295
my first instinct was no but after looking up the average height of japanese women, there's still a chance

>>43440295
They're small, but not Gura small. You could probably get a real answer if you asked La+ fans where she shops, they're about the same size.

>>43440280
Im guessing she'll be home around the 10th, I don't think they'll be there until the fes. That's not too much longer until things finally get back to some sort of normal

>>43440458
>image
Smug brat...

>>43440660
I forgot which stream, maybe the offcollab, where they talked about being there until the sakuras bloom. If it were up Gura she would take the first flight out after the Myth concert but Mori talked about going on a trip with everyone.

>>43432830
throw it back in their faces and question THEIR manhood. Stand up to em, fuck em, you like this stuff and if they don't like it they're pussy fuckin gay faggots and they're lucky you don't kick their nose bone into their brain for bein a bunch of faggy poofters. Their the gay unmanly ones with their watching men play sportsball and other pointless waste of time gay shit. fuck em.

>>43440809
She mentioned them last stream and she said she didn't know if they would be blooming while she was still there. That could be her not knowing when they bloom or knowing she won't be staying that long

I'd like for Gura to stay and see the sakura if she has a choice. She really might not get another chance if her health declines.

>>43441217
She's not dying anon

>>43441249
she didn't say she's NOT dying....

Reminder that holostaff is feeding Gura with tons of snacks like a real child

>>43432830
I think a large portion of the regulars in this thread are from suburban America, me included

Still no tweet about the 1/7 figure, I really wonder why Cover is refusing to acknowledge it.

>>43441217
>>43441339
Don't you dare talk like that bro

>>43441217
She should see them and then go on a cybersex date with us.

>>43441769
Maybe most of the profits are going to the company making it, and Cover and Gura have little incentive to promote it in comparison to what they do promote heavily.

>>43441947
It's free advertising and exposure to get the word about it, even in the unlikely scenario you described the advertising returns would be worth still making it known to the fans

>>43440295
It's Japan, it's normal section.

>>43441614
I want Gura to sit in a high chair and blow me

>>43439869
Pretty sure I'm the only ojibud actually married here...

>>43442204
Me on the left.

>>43441780
SHARK IS DYING

>>43438743
her mmolecules are on it. Maybe not enough to smell, but literal molecules from her body are on that card. If you look at how big Avogadro's number is, 6.02214076×1023, it guarantees some of Gura's molecules are on that card. I'd be sniffing it, licking it, rubbing it into cuts and stuff. I want her molecules in my blood stream. All these other faggots didn't deserve the signed cards, it should have been me.

>>43442204
based, all Japanese girls should be treated like little girls

>>43442253
Have you asked your wife to cosplay Gura for you yet?

>>43441769
Gura didn't even know about it until a superchat despite people telling her in chat for a couple streams

>>43441217
I take it she'll also be looking at a lot of spider lillies too

>>43442359
That's why I mentioned Cover, Gura has told us for months she's been in the dark about it. But a few days have passed and still nothing about it. I know about it and have one ordered so im not stressed about it, but I was just wonder why nothing has been said about it by anyone other than the sites selling them

I love goobs

>>43442331
Never haha, she does think dino gura and the nendo are cute though.

>>43442204
Average japanese woman is 20cm taller than gura

>JGHFAOWTF
What have I missed today?

I for one want Gura to come back home as soon as possible.

>>43440295
She is getting requests to become a jr idol

>>43442731
nothing

tell me chumbros, am i retarded or goob's tummy on the daki is a tad bit wide?

>>43442577
>goobs
Where can I get one Goob?

>>43442731
diddlyfuckinsquat. i mowed my grass. it was dusty and I have grass clippings in my throat. the smell of cut grass makes me horny.

>>43442890
It's all the snacks management has been feeding her. T u T

>>43442890
don't pick on her baby fat. :(
at least it's soft and squishy.

>>43442521
Yeah I agree. Cover should tweet about it

>>43442890
She's pregnant with my child

Soft and squishy Gura... Imagine...

>>43442731
Nothing Gura releated happened today. No Gura news

Stop drawing attention to it you fucking faggots. It's like 5 people on twitter that are having hissy fits over this. Fucking clickbaiting fence sitting faggot.

>>43442890
>>43441614
I warned her...

>posts a screenshot of some weeb e-celeb video on youtube
>gets angry at us

>>43443216
The r/hololive reddit post about Gura's daki had like 1200 comments and made it to the front page so a bunch of normal retards outside of the Hololive community were commenting on it. All their post got down voted to hell or deleted

Why is the price of the 1/7 scale figure on Goodsmileus so much more than AmiAmi? $265 vs $185. Is AmiAmi's shipping costs going to be that bad?

>>43443393
nah i'm angry at them. sorry. i was just kinda shouting into the nether.

>>43443216
Fag nobody talks about it here but you. Fuck off with you constantly plugging drama channels. Nobody cares

>>43443393
I don't think he is mad at us. I think he telling these youtube channels to stop drawing attention to it

>>43443454
fuck why can't i fucking type. i'm not angry at us. i'm angry at clickbaity newsfags and the normies that watch them.

>>43443449
US Goodsmile store is always overpriced.

gura has really erotic thighs
no wonder every outfit shows them off
imagine the thighjobs

>>43443449
I didn't know it was on the goodsmile site now. Fuck ordering from them though, shipping costs are insane, prices are higher, and they always ship out later than JP shops

>>43443533
>us
>normies
>Watches these channels
Stop you don't fit in.

>>43443504
He's just telling these yt channels to stop drawing attention to it. I know the cool thing here is to hate on people who cover youtube stuff. People feel they need to do it to be cool and fit in.

>>43443449
I didn't even know it was available on GoodSmileUS. Guess we'll find out in retrospect which was the right decision, huhaha...
I ordered two through AmiAmi, not looking forward to how fucked I'm gonna be

>>43443586
I'm imagining

>>43443637
whatever. daki ordered, they can seethe themselves into pretzels, imma enjoy cuddling her and humping her.

>>43443697
>not looking forward to how fucked I'm gonna be
Why do you say this? Nothing I've ordered from AmiAmi has ever caused me any issues

>>43443826
Shipping costs

Gura cute!

I guess Irys hasn't mentioned meeting Gura yet, maybe she will during her SC reading

>>43443866
I can't imagine it'll be that bad, I've had nothing higher than 2700 yen as shipping from them and that's through DHL. Although I've never ordered anything terribly big.

>>43443692
Dramanigger channels are bottom feeders and need no attention. It isn't "cool" to hate them it's just fucking annoying to see their trash shilled here.

>>43444070
5000 yen shipping for me. guess i'll die. still bought it, but i'm dead.

>>43443734
I need to bury my face in those so bad...

>>43432668
According to Gura, a day = 2 years in shark time
Therefore the lowest bound of her human age (at 9001 shark years) is 12 1/3 years old
The uppermost bound of her human age (at 9999 shark years) is 13 2/3 years old

>>43444136
shilling them wasn't my intention, i was just complaining about them cos i'm bored and it's a really quiet day in this thread today. it's some fuckin milquetoast ragebait shit. just laugh at them.

>>43443866
AmiAmi is a highly respected site that I've used for over 10 years. I'm sure the total price is the same or lower than most any seller.

>>43444159
To me that's not terrible at all, though it's always estimates until it's time to be shipped so I hope it doesn't go up any more

>>43443586
how did this happen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxkLcYecvMg&t=9600s

yes im gray
no i have never payed for a membershrimp
no i have never sent a superchat
no these things do not make me lesser than you
yes gura loves me just as much as the paypigs

>>43444343
how can it go up when i've already paid for it?

>>43444451
>hasn't seen the member content.

>>43444532
If you've already paid for it you've basically given them a interest free loan for a year.

>>43444610
If he's pirated it then he is lesser and Gura doesn't love him.

>>43444348
Oh yeah, I remember being surprised at this. Although I think she more or less got it in the end. Kinda funny considering her armpit mentions.

Reminder that Gura has a thigh gap. And buttfangs.

Soonish!

Will the daki unseat dino gura as the most sold merch in hololive?

>>43445007
Doubt it, but we'll see

>>43444610
>what is pirating
chumbie dumbie

>>43445007
no lol

>>43444798
>buttfangs
Huh, so that's what that's called

>>43444700
She always got armpits because of her smell fetish. Thighs don't smell.

Talking about shark butt again?

>>43444532
What, through amiami? Every preorder I've done from them you pay when the product is ready to ship.

>>43445251
Gura's might have since she didn't used to wash her legs. heh. Also, thigh pits.

>>43445079
>stealing revenue from Gura.
Wow, you sound like a nice kind person.

>>43444862
Very lickable tummy and sharkpits

>>43445398
nah the daki

So realistically does Gura have a chance of collabing with McDonald's?

>>43445605
Oh, they were talking about the 1/7 figure.

>>43445605
Okay, well then nothing will change there.

>>43445007
Dino Gura has a wide appeal, even to those who never watch Gura or only do so casually.
Daki Gura only has an appeal to a subset of chumbies. It also little outside appeal with exception to, maybe, Shion, La+, and ex-Rushia fans.

>>43445698
ah. No way I could afford the daki AND the figure. Merchfags eating good though.

>Find a figure I like that came out years ago
>only ones for sale now go for $700+
Im glad Gura got me into the hobby but fuck do I regret getting started so late..

>>43444222
I thought the 9,000 years was 9 years old because Atlanteans aka greeks used commas as decimal points.

>>43445761
i been misunderstanding posts a lot today. Mind's just not with it.

>>43445794
>No way I could afford the daki AND the figure
Like I said before, if you order the figure through Amiami you will not be charged until shipping time, that's next February. I'm sure they won't be excited if you can't pay but you have a year to save up if you want to order one

if you are poor and want merch sell your plasma

>>43445956
very fucking tempting. Would give enough time to save up for a display case.

>>43445956
It's feb at the earliest. Scales get delayed all the time.

>>43445956
Yep, that's exactly why I went ahead and ordered one. Surely I'll be able to save up enough by then...

>>43446185
that's fine, I just wanted to let that anon know he's got time to save

>>43446149
Not poor but all this merch is starting to surpass my budget. I may unironically do that because there's still the 3D merch and Holofes coming up.

WIFE MENTION ON IRYS

>>43442253
(You) are not the only married ojibud

2:40:00 I met Gura she was very cute she was wearing her parka jacket and mask so I couldn't see much but I could tell

>>43446469
What did she say

>>43446509
Wait, so her valentine's outfit in the VN is based on an actual jacket she has? Or just kayfabe? Very cute if she really does.

>>43446509
Who said this

>>43446657
IRyS

>>43446616
Parka jackets are a pretty normal thing to wear in cold places.

>gura is so terrified of being stalked that she unironically does the idol trying to hide her identity with clothing thing
Gura...

>>43446819
>there's a doujin of she and Shion getting raped when she visits Japan
You know, I don't think that's TOO paranoid

Gura, whatever you did to hide your identities is useless because I can still see your glow though

>>43446819
I don't know I'm an idol

Gura finds out that Irys mentioned the kind of jacket she wears
Gura is now worried
My poor paranoid wife..

IRyS would have instantly shown Gura her feet if there weren't other people in the room.

>>43445007
I honestly don't believe ANYTHING will unseat dino gura sales record unless hololive suddenly has explosive growth again.

>>43446509
I mean considering she's in the situation as Mori, Kiara, and Ame it's probably a good idea she does in public. Only Ina could really get away with blending in with Tokyo residents.

>>43447110
EIGHT MANAGERS watching them record a song

>>43447077
You're probably right. She didn't even want Ame to say what kind of socks she was wearing.

>>43447170
I wish I was a holo manager with the authority to be in a room alone with gura

>>43447197
She burned those socks when she got home.

>>43447170
my fucking wife is not a TEST SUBJECT !!!!

>>43447279
She was grown in a lab

>>43447279
or is she?

Irys considering whether she could beat Gura at arm wrestling. My guess is probably.

>>43447488
>Not a McDonald's Flurry

FUCKING SAMEGAKI

>>43447488
GURA-CHAN NO
YOUR TAIL IS SO FAT ALREADY!!!

>>43447279
>He doesn't know

>>43447838
UUOOOH CHEEKY BRAT those low detail feet look like horse hooves or something lol

>>43447838
Should I hate myself for gaining a rape whistle fetish?

>>43447838
why does she have hooves

>>43447838
there's concerningly low numbers of new art that shows her new star hairpin. Such a shame, i quite like them.

>>43448093
The ribbon is just better. Sorry.

brief Gura mention
https://www.youtube.com/live/Hxhjvk8Anp4?feature=share&t=9610

>>43448196
why not both though?

>>43448224
>I couldn't see much but I could tell

IRyS just made Gura switch to a ski mask.......

>>43448359
kek

>>43448359
blyat....

>>43448359
Look for a tiny girl in a big coat and ski mask, got it.

>>43448359
Could tell what. I wonder what she was going to say

>>43448836
Dumbud, she could tell that it was Gura.

>>43448908
It was referring to the initial statement that Gura was cute. Despite wearing all that she could still tell that she was cute.

>>43448836
That she was cute

Apparently a couple people in global mentioned something about a possible gura/irys nail salon date or something

>>43449080
Ok thanks

>>43449157
I hope IRyS didn't say that considering there's only so many nail salons in Tokyo.

>>43449233
Retard.

I'm the onahole of /ggg/

If Cover did a second run of Dino Gura, would you buy more?
I would

>>43449157
Duh, dont you remember gura saying that she wanted to take IRyS on a date to do girly stuff on her last stream?

>>43449601
You're the king of /ggg/.

>>43449630
Yes. 3 isn't enough

>>43448359
Gura gonna end up getting such an absurdly over protective disguise its gonna wrap around to being obviously her

>>43449157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxhjvk8Anp4&t=2h36m30s
Gura was complimenting her nails and IRyS needs nailcare, I don't think the two things are related

>>43449157
Gura complimented IRyS' nails, IRyS said she needs to do a touch up and knows the best places she could take Gura to. Also Gura said she wanted to do girly stuff with IRyS

>>43450029
>Also Gura said she wanted to do girly stuff with IRyS
when was tha... oh gura's stream right

>>43449948
Thanks for the full context timestamp. Hopefully Gura will talk about it too. It's always interesting to get each side of a meeting

>>43450529
She already did. This was the arm wrestle meeting.

I love how Gura was the only genmate to not tweet support for Ina and even had the shortest video message. Pathetic

>>43450029
Nice I hope they get to know each other better. It seems like they've barely ever interacted with each other besides massive collabs and the Rust stream

gura has a real vagina

>>43450645
She retweeted it, and showing support is less important than ever before when they literally see each other every day.

>>43450645
seethe more faggote

>>43450706
I bet its also real tight

>>43450706
She also has a real anus that winks when she coughs.

>>43450841
i wanna see it wink when i deepthroat her past her gagpoint.

>>43450706
Proof?

Gura has thrust a dildo into her hole before, just imagine it

>>43450937
you don't have proof of this

>>43451016
He is right. Source: I was that dildo.

>>43451016
He is right. Source: Im gura.

Just woke up bros. Any goobus news?

>>43451443
Nyo

>>43451443
>>43448224
>>43449948

Chances Gawr appears as a special guest on Gura's 3D stream?

>>43451443
Nyo, but im sure well get a tweet or maybe some likes later, shes probably gonna wake up in a couple of hours from now.

>>43451570
>1pm in Japan

>>43451599
Yeah but it's gura

>>43451711
When she's home sure, but she's been busy during the days since being in Japan

so usually everybody gets their rooms or backgrounds they normally use during zatsudans made into a 3D space for 3D debuts
what's Gura's going to be? that generic beach?

>>43451831
Bedroom maybe

>>43451831
Maybe her room from her animation.

>>43451831
Not really is just what Ina requested

>>43451831
this but in 3D
even the nudity

>>43451831
long-awaited Atlantis

Gura should sing more BMTH. I really like listening to her version of Drown.

>>43450742
She was the only one to not tweet Ina anything. Makes her look like a cold hearted bitch

Imagine this, but, Gura
https://files.catbox.moe/ij4noc.png

>>43451831
She'll have two, her room, and the skull throne room from Reflect.

>>43452025
The only cold hearted bitch her is you.

>>43452027
is that honey toast

>>43452446
no it's cunny toast

I'm kinda surprised that Sweet Appetite did so poorly. I mean, not THAT surprised, but still I figured it'd get more than a typical Gura vod.

>>43452025
She practically lives with Ina. I think they'll be fine.

>>43428009
Why are all the rentry pages in OP blank?

>>43452584
Give it time, all holo27 songs have been slow af

>>43452738
I wonder what they all got in common...

>>43452584
I honestly really liked it. And not just because its a song about how she wants to be filled up by my cum

>>43452798
tbhdesu his 'music' are kinda samey

>>43452584
I don't care about Collab songs until Gura releases another solo original OR something with a really good MV, Kanauru is not a good MV maker

>:3

>>43452669
Huh, that's a good question. I haven't looked at them in months.

>>43452669
fuck, gawrchive is gone too

>>43452584
I was hoping this would be different and while it's a nice MV it's just alright in actual singing. Gura's best singing songs are still with Mori.

>>43452584
The dubstep kinda killed it ngl

>>43453247
Is archive anon dead?

>>43452584
garbage mv

>>43453247
oh shit I still had a few things i wanted to grab that I was procrastinating about... I might be fucked now

>>43451443
There might be a Gurame collab tomorrow or maybe not. Ame is asking around for collabs.

>>43453382
I hope not, he did good work.

>>43453247
i noticed the song one was gone yesterday and didnt think much about it. Thought it was just a nug

sex

>>43453247
>>43453382
Is archive anon unironically kill?

>>43453658
Maybe he's asleep