/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Who is the Bane and who is the CIA of Phase Connect?

I THINK PIPPA SUCKS

Pippa love~!

>slow ritual posts
/pcg/ is well and truly over.

cat sex

>>43402388
god forbid we have a slightly less mentally ill thread that usual

How often do you guys think Lia cums so hard when she masturbates that her legs do that little kicking jiggle thing

>>43402430
Twice a day

I LOVE MY WIFE SHIINA

Pippa
Pickme

The girl engraved her sharp nails in her right inner thigh, drowning a fit of screaming displeasure in tepid self-harm masked as a masturbatory activity. Undoubtedly, the penis touching the surface of her gloves was, once again, limp as a sea slug. Over the days of the Con, she had grown all too accustomed to that, and to the following ritual. "Hey Lia, I was thinking... shouldn't you be updating your fans now? Those thirsty neck bearded losers deserve to lose their mind over how much fun we are having". The light dimmed in her eyes. At first, it had been fun. The day of the donothon was great: looking down on people, herself included, was her vocation, after all. So arousing. Yet day after day, at the event the truth had become apparent. No matter how much she had lolled her tongue, rolled on the ground like a bitch, or otherwise degraded herself, she could not get a single reaction from the chub she had trained her oral skills on a cucumber for. ...so cringe, ugh. She felt so goddamn pathetic in her Scara cosplay, so, so dumb... yet absent-mindedly reached for her phone. For a moment, it dawned upon her that she was the biggest cuck of them all, and almost felt sorry for her audience. "Y-Yes... ahah". She could be taking so much at a club right now. From oil barons, from dogs, even from likers... she did not care at this point. And thus, with blood finally flowing towards the meat in her grasp, she tweeted about her fantasies.

>>43402493
then how much does she masturbate?! 5 times a day? Her clit must be fucking destroyed

Any femanons can give me an approximation of how often the average woman masturbates? I need to do some calculations

>your daughter wemi coming home from school
>ask her how she's doing
>f-fine she says before hurrying to her room
>not so fast, missy
>I need to see your report card
>she hangs her head and slowly hands you the card
>F's... All F's
>WHAT?!
>you get up and grab her hair and throw her over your knee
>WAP, you begin spanking her
>WAP WAP WAP
>she starts to cry
>your hand starts hitting her on the vagina more than the ass
>WAP WAP
>she starts to moan and lubricate
>WAP WAP WAP
>you keep spanking her on the twat until she orgasms
>afterwards she hugs you
>you press her against your erection and grope her tits before sending her to bed

>>43402564
god damn it anon you can't do this to me...I'm normal...

>>43402518
I think it's more pickme behaviour to ignore bullying between talents within your own corpo, especially when you're one of the founding members.

>>43402522
cringe ntr fanfic

>>43402564
wholesome daddy

>>43402518
Would a pickme never make up cancelled streams?

>>43402564

>>43402564
mydickfeltit.gif

>>43402564
uoh
ToT
et cetera

Lia is the type of girl to shave her pubes into a heart or a lightning bolt or some other quaint shape

It should be legal for the average citizen to just shoot pedophiles on sight

>>43402736
how would you determine if someone is a pedophile

Mom the twitter user is back!

Hello, yes, liaschizo here. First and foremost fine work on further acknowledgement of the autoandrophilia presented by Lia as the convoluted "mirror" aspect of her characters self selection commentary towards her audience. The complexities of Lia's sexuality is one of the cornerstones of her new iteration with the coy playful exploration of the various shaping currents of her corruptive degenerative influence from her youth helping to guide the often times conflicting stances she holds. Indeed the autoandrophilia claim is one of the largest "missing pieces" to better understanding the mindset that propels Lia to make the claim she does about desiring relations with certain pop media icons. Really this is crafted as a statement towards her audience, the wicked ploy of the fujo humiliation ritual twisted as an autogynophilic dig at her audience. For who else other than a fellow fujo or agp conflicted male could earnestly pursue interest in the Malware? This is in large part where the "filtered" content dynamic comes from with Lia creating more and more extreme barriers of cognitive dissonance between the viewers worthwhile investment in her performance and the authorial intention of the disclosures of her character and content. Deep reflection on the autoandrophilic selfpresentation of Lia helps to reveal blossoming layers of depth to her performance that are difficult to find elsewhere. The frantic "doth protest too much" aspect of her throwing up conflicting stances and takes helps lend another, more engaging "embarrassed female" aspect to the entire affair with the further dissonance of her heavily female coded interests and previous presentation speaking to a high level internal conflict in purpose that undoubtedly helps to fuel her menhera.
Also briefly brought up regarding the "femboy" content that Lia had promised prior to the 48hr Donothon. As documented in my commentary on the "End of Lia Donothon" Final Day performance the "Caller Situation" was intended as a moment of self reflection for the audience as it naturally replaced the advertised "femboy" segment. This was done to contextually align the "Caller Situation" as a non-threat ego check for the viewer as the understanding of the exchange should have been within the framework of a purely platonic, quasi-business oriented relationship and as such a non-issue. This harkens back to Lia's former "male on stream" moment involving Pipkin Pippa's little brother Aoi Moi Moi and was structured via the "femboy" segment bump as being an equally non-threatening engagement. This was of course elevated to high stakes and formulated into a shaming exercise by leading into the "Caller Situation" with a sexually charged equally oblivious ASMR segment intended to create the highest possible emotional investment into the parasocial dynamic of the stream only before purposefully bringing it down to create the ego searching conflict within the viewer. This carefully crafted experience was done so in the greater over arching "Shock Collar" segment as I've previously outlined in my commentary on the "End of Lia Donothon."

Tonight's fair of Twitter engagement was excellent with the constant double down on forever 19 anime girl sneaking into the club with relatable autism baiting and finally the self satisfying promise of a "club story" This refers back to a stream proceeding her break wherein her choice of drink "tea" ties into the current culturally relevant nomenclature for gossip. Perhaps in the same vein as "Gabe Itches" Lia as "tea time"/gossip content really plays into the menhera, ultrafem, at times even "petty" content where her massive skillset comes heavily into play to create flawless engagements and craft powerful narratives around her streams and various arcs. It will be interesting to see the depths of her "club story" and con report again as it pertains to the simple pleasure of "gossip" oriented Lia content and doubly so as a type of audience defamation or, at the very least, tease towards the interest one can hold towards these types of activities. Things are shaping up to be very interesting with a diverse, often times conflicting spread of content streams being generated by the young Malware.

>>43402773
check their phones for twitter

>>43402816
>it's

ピッパ抱きします!

Wemi is for tender MDLG..

>>43402816
first post of yours I've read in a long time and it was surprisingly coherent, though I feel like you type a lot but say very little

>Lia
>Lia
>Lia
>Lia
>Lia

>>43400371
>CEI
CEI?

>liaposters are europoors and seanigs
Grim.

Shiina is sleeping right now.

pippants?
pippanties?

>no Pippa
>no none vtuber streamer I like
>stomach hurt too much for alcohol
>internet slow
Would have been been a terrible night without pcg and my 3ds. Thanks anons.

>>43402931
I'm actually from east coast USA, my sleep schedule is fucking horrendous I'm basically nocturnal

>>43402931
Grim grim gRiM GRIM GRim griM
LEARN A NEW WORD
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>43402564
I think one of the talents said Wemi is booksmart. Her being a shiter while playing a game (as seen by LoL) and getting detention is probably more accurate to canon

>>43402971
>triggered by words
Dire.

>>43402971
Despondent.

>>43402971
mirG

>>43402518
The fuck is her problem anyway? Is she jealous of Pippa? bitch you dropped us for your shitty tumblr normie audience

Do you guys think if Lia decided to go by Ash instead then Remilia may have chosen to go by Lia instead of Remi

>>43402547
I'm sorry to tell you anon, but there are no women on the internet.

>>43403149
theres at least 1

>>43403009
Wemi is probably really smart and really, really autistic. did you see how much fucking anime she's watched?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EcWj-lc1iI
What's with hags and Megaman autism?

I dont care how smart Wemi is, her pussy is getting spanked either way

I wonder if Lia has a crush on me

>>43403135
It was a *joke*.

>>43403203
the butt is for spanking when she misbehaves..

>>43403196
Japanese culture.

>12 minutes with no new posts
is /pcg/ dead?

what is there to post about?

I'm writing down all of Shiina's discord messages and analyzing them for potential grooming routes. I don't have time to post in /pcg/.

>>43404015
based

>>43404015
keep us posted

>>43404143
Why would he share his grooming tactics and create more competition?

>>43402390
Wrong cat

>>43404203
it's a teamsport

Imagine Lia laying on her side all sleepy browsing tiktok on her phone for hours on end and sometimes she'll switch to her browser to check /here/
sometimes she'll see a post and chuckle thinking to herself "Liacons would like this"
I'm in love with this girl

>>43404425
>checks /here/ and it's filled with gay and cuck posting
>"Liacons would like this"
That adds up.

>>43404569
I meant when she sees a tiktok video she'll think its something we would like but my formatting was retarded

>>43404625
Just some early morning shitposting with my coffee, don't mind me.

>>43404718
its okay anon I hope you enjoy your joe

I love Shiina!

>>43404815
shiina loves my wontons

>>43404855
and i love shiina's wontons which means you should love mine

I want to pinch Shiina's clit really hard

>>43405082
You have to be gentle with hags anon, her tiny body can't handle too much abuse

>>43405203
thats the point, I want to destroy her tiny frail body

>>43405017
sounds gay

I Love my slut daughter, sneaking into night clubsike a whore

>>43405455
anon its already been established she was reading percy jackson in a bathroom stall

Panko readalong when?

>>43405539
She'd cry.

>>43404258
There's room for only one cat here.

>>43405598
who the hell is that

>>43405620
ask that again and see what happens

>>43405667
who the hell is that!!!

>>43405518
>Reading in the bathroom while someone is getting their cheeks clapped in the stall next to her

>>43405685
End of the line, buddy

>>43405708
>starts shlicking

>>43405685

>>43405739
Theres your problem in the corner right there! Who the hell is Amaris? I only know Fuura Yuri

>>43405767

>>43405685
>>43405620
That's Phase Friend Amaris Yuri. I think she graduated 4 months ago.

>>43405810
the new model was 4 months ago...? No way that was recent...just a few weeks ago....

>>43405757
I don't want to think about what she's done to that poor pillow.

>>43405518
>percy jackson
If she's gonna read a kids book she should make it a good one like Enders Game

>>43405810
Thanks Rosemi, you sure do know a lot of things

>>43405810
>>43405830 (me)
it was only 2 months ago you faggot rosebud dont gaslight me

>>43405898
>>43405830
>2 months
Thats still way more than i thought

>>43405966
February is already almost over

When Lia's covers come out I'm gonna listen to them on repeat for hours I'm so excited

>>43405835
Pippa only owns pellows

What the fuck it's 2023!? I thought it was still around 2009!

>>43406397
2009 was 23 years ago...

>halo 3 came out 20 years ago

>>43405719
>>43405739
Old and busted sex cat

Custom map forge lobbies, my beloved.

GET PREGNANT!!
and eat your fucking bagels!!

>>43407082
who the hell is this unironically

https://www.twitter.com/shisuimichiru/status/1627305445189877762
Phase my wife Michiru is no longer allowed to cook

>>43407603
gross

Is Asmongold considered a "Phase Friend" since Pippa loves him so much?

>>43402547
didn't Rie say something along the lines that she does it once a day? Rie is a female coomer though so she probably masturbates more than the average woman

>>43404015
I could have a chat w her there or how does it work? I don't wanna suck up to some faggot discord mod

besides housewife pippAI, what other ones do you wanna see /pcg/?

>>43407850
yes Shiina shows up often in discord and you can just talk freely in the server when she shows up

>>43407603
On one of the ships I worked on the cook was so bad I are nothing but rice with tomato sauce and mayonnaise on it for a month. It was actually delicious.

>>43407906

>>43407906
can you make Pippa wear a Prussian military uniform? Or Kaiser Wilhem II's outfit

>>43407913
It's a shame she's a west coast nightowl and I work early mornings. Time doesn't really work out.

>>43407906
This could be us Pippa, but you are too busy coming to anime women

>>43407906
Try to anticipate the Shippa outfit.

>>43407906
Douglas MacArthur Pippa

>>43407962
the AI cant go as specific as that, but it can do some basic military uniforms

Good morning /pcg/, I love Panko

>>43407231
Nekrolina she was on the dating show with lumi and raided lumi yesterday

>>43408119
>ACAB

>>43408152

>>43407906
Can you make Pippa in a cute date outfit, like this?

>>43408093
reprogram it

>>43407954
I've dine mayo with rice befire when I was broke as shit and ultra busy. Sometimes it's all the flavour you can get.

Phase says trans rights!

>>43408484
*plays hogwarts legacy*

>>43407906
I wanna see pAInko

>>43408577

What is this body type called?

>>43408577
thats a different anon, I only post PippAIs (and a few TenmAIs)

Thinking about Lia
Thinking about liking Lia
Thinking about licking Lia
Thinking about doing pcp with Lia while we’re at a rave

>>43408721
doing /pcg/?

>>43408652
10 children bearing.

>>43408652
Breeding chamber

>>43408772
>>43408794
yeah mine

>>43408484
https://twitter.com/komachipanko/status/1574176958048600064
>Meloni has expressed statements that generated controversy. In an interview to the French newscast Soir 3 when she was 19, she praised Italian dictator Benito Mussolini as "a good politician, in that everything he did, he did for Italy", and as the best politician of the last 50 years.
Phase says 6000000 million wasn't enough!
https://files.catbox.moe/zgvola.webm

>>43408810
My post btw

>>43408831
That's my oshi!

also Panko AI anon, I beg you, work your magic for an Erina LoRA and post it so I can use it

>>43408922
I didn't make the Panko LoRA, I just got it from someone in /vtai/, you'd probably have better luck asking there.

>>43407962
best I could think of

I miss Lia I want Lia I need Lia GIVE ME LIA

>>43409205
thats pretty good thank you anon

[FACT]
70% of shitposts itt are made by Lia and Likers to distract from her sins

>>43409365
Distract? My brother, the posts emphasize our sins

>>43408831
i love this brat

incidentally the best german singer in history was also an italian

>>43409490
falco is italian?

>>43409534
no but mo-do was

>>43409595
>mo-do
I kneel

>>43409627
EINS ZWEI POLIZEI
DREI VEIR GRENADIER

FUNF SECHS ALTE KEKS
SIEBEN ACHT GUTE NACHT

>>43408119
>>43408618
I want to rest my head on Panko's boobas.

>>43409739

>>43409739
I want to cut off those big breasts with a katana, but like an anime where I just pull it out the sheathe a little then it flicks and theres a cut then her tits slide off a few seconds later and underneath is a flat chest

>You come to me for more feet?

>>43409490
Lindemann is italian?

>>43409781
>You want to smell your Empress' feet?!
>Well you have fought hard...
>fine take a whiff, for the fatherland

>>43409797
I love Lindemann but I've heard from native speakers that his singing is kind of weird and that Rammstein is mostly popular among Americans

>>43409797
kreator > rammstein

>>43409905
>look it up
>satanic shit
into the trash it goes

Pippa singing Du Hast is one of my favorite moments from any of her karaoke, her trying to keep up with the German and barely knowing the song was hilarious I dont know why she even agreed to sing it

>>43409939
Are you one of those American baptists who clutch their pearls over anything satanic themed because you think it's real?

>>43410013
No, its just corny as fuck and devoid of any actual meaning, I typically enjoy metal with European pagan themes much more than generic satan shit

>>43409739
why are all girls improved just by adding larger breasts?

>>43410120
this but the reverse

>>43410120
die

>>43410120
Here's your reddit gold, sir.

>>43410120
because large breasts = good

https://www.twitch.tv/directory/all/tags/vtuber?sort=VIEWER_COUNT_ASC
Yup, it's groomin' time.

>>43408831
Fucking lol, I totally forgot about that. I was very drunk during that stream.
I love my panda daughterwife!

>>43410295
have you tried going outside?

>>43410318
>he says instant replying in a dead general when no one is streaming

>>43410295
Sir this is the Phase Connect thread, not /wvt/

>>43410120

>>43410072
it's just trash metal, no more satanic than metalica

>>43410295
If I was a Vtuber I would try to get my friends to watch me to help me float to at least 10views. I think it's a mistake to stream to no one.

>>43410534
The key is to sit there and talk to yourself even if you have 0 viewers so if any potential groomers hop in its not just radio silence

>>43410295
>first chuuba
>a tranny
>second chuba
>an italian with a very heavy accent
i'm home

>>43410295
I HATE 1VIEWS SEEING THEM HURTS MY HEART I FEEL SO BAD THAT THEY'RE SITTING THERE TRYING TO BECOME STREAMERS AND ACHIEVE THEIR DREAMS IN THIS OVER SATURATED MARKET I JUST WANT TO SAVE THEM ALL

>>43410640
You can't even save yourself

>>43410717
I said I want to save them all, not that I could

>>43410120
Wrong.

>>43410295
>half of them are furry
grim

>>43407698
nah, since hes a far left cuck and a shitty person who somehow is a raging racist and sexist and yet the biggest woketard activist around who will scream to ban anybody who says "boobs" while he makes a hour long rant about tit size of wow characters
that and all he does is promotes gambling and shills for lootboxes
does he even have fans who are older than 15?

>>43410815
even worse, most of them are m*les

>>43402564
Wemi is very smart. But she would definitely love if you spank the shit out of her.

thinking about wemi baby fuck...

>>43410581
isn't that what panko did

>>43408205
for a second i thought its nyanners

>>43410859
you're thinking about WHAT

>>43402594
Getting off to daughterwife fantasies is perfectly normal, anon.

>>43410839
shes a nerd, dosnt make her typical "smart", shes extremely awkward and may be legit autistic

>>43410859

Wemi is similar to Lia, they're smart but very very silly

>>43410827
>does he even have fans who are older than 15?
You, but you type like you're 15 too.

>>43410883
https://files.catbox.moe/ajnakt.mp3

>>43410859
Too young for me

>>43402941
NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>43410295
>all the cute ones are already being groomed

>>43409739
Marrying Panko and then growing up together as she becomes the mother of your children!

>>43411013
Dont be a quiter, grooming is like capitalism, you need to be ambitious and competitive

I want to sexually harass Lia in the workplace and make her feel really uncomfortable on a daily basis so she dreads waking up and having to go to work

>>43410295
Pay me if you want me to scout for you, fish.

>>43411013
Just go out and groom a real girl

>>43411068
This is what happens to Airi already

>>43411100
can I join in

>>43411100
This is why she's a lesbian.

>>43411101
I'm scared of real girls, when I'm online I can hide behind a username

>>43411101
>3DNF

tiezuri sweat

What to expect from today's PRISM-Kawaii-Phase collab?

>>43409212
I miss Lia too! UUUUUU

>>43411256
expect the two kawaii girls to be total misfits in this group, but in two different ways
t. tourist from /pkg/

>>43411256
5 is a bit much numbers wise because theres so many people talking at once, but I really love Rita I think she'll get along well with Shiina, I dont know the other two girls however

>>43411290
Stay strong brother, stay strong for Lia
She'll be back soon

>>43411256
Of course the two GFEs joined.

>>43411374
The only GFE in that pic is Shiina

>>43411256
I think it'll be cute, I hope it's not too noisy like most collabs that big

>>43411412
airi is gfe

31 more minutes until sun sets i cannot wait to go to sleep bros

>>43411563
where do you live bro its still morning for me

>>43411412
Yeah mine

>>43411611
northern europe

>>43411661
WONTONS

>>43407906
More slave pippa

>>43411661
I want to rip those tiny legs off

What do wontons taste like?

>>43411700
salty coins

>>43411661
Kani

>>43411700
I genuinely don't know, but they look tasty.

Pregnancy test? Who got Panko pregnant?

>>43411780
probably a dog

>>43411780

>>43411780

>>43410950
Nah i watched some of his videos, but he quickly got on my nerves with his virtue signaling, i fucking hate hypocrites like him, a rich fuck who shits on the rich, a gambling addicted dog who shills gambling to kids who complains about gambling and a raging saxists who disrespects women who screeches about feminism.
If he just shut the fuck up and talked about video games i would be fine, but when i watch him i get a retarded 50iq version of destiny.
So dunno, if you think its some gocha on me then yeah, i watched him.

But besides that adding retards like him as vtubbing adjutant is just retarded, even ironically asking it is stupid

>>43411700
I don't know but if there's ever a wontons 2 that girl is probably going to kill herself.

>>43411901
haha get it cause its the autism hat from le 4chanz but instead of autism it says female hahahaha get it guys I'm a woman but I'm being sexist ROFLCOPTOR then I put le reddit frog on my face haha im so freakin based I'm a 4channeler just like you guys lol does anyone wanna do a jig? I love jigging im such a jigger hahaha

>>43411964
dumb threadwatcher

>>43411983
sorry I dont watch vshojo

>>43411780
im sorry that im not sorry
it was worth

>>43411780
Panko must truly be desperate to incline. Whatever she did during her one week hiatus, probably mind broke her. How long before she starts acting like wemi?

>>43411964
GOTTA JIG!_________________

>>43412025
i can correct her

>>43412025
What about this seems desperate to your diseased mind?

>>43412025
Panko has always been like that, she's just not as obvious as Remi and likes memes

>>43410827
Wait, Pippa is younger than 15?
pretty hot ngl

>>43409205
I can deal with the hands, because I never look at them anyways, but the ears are too much. Why are our robot overlords doing this to us?

10ma cannot gorilla. I cry https://youtube.com/watch?v=5YT9TDGvn44&feature=youtube

>>43409534
Based.

Am I the only one who wants to experience a one-off Pippa GFE stream? I know she'd be exceptionally uncomfortable and awkward. That'd be half the fun. People who gachikoi for Pippa are into the idea of her being extremely socially awkward.

>>43412711
that would be retarded, gfe is trash

>>43412711
That would make the electrician terribly upset, anon, and then you'll never get those cookies again.

>>43409862
Where do Americans always find those strange Germans? I hear the weirdest shit about Germany from Americans and their alleged insider info.

Yeah, I’m thinking I miss Wemi.

I think the world would be a better place if anon died

(He's dead)

>>43412823
but...anon...you're anon...

>>43402327
I tried to give this company a chance but Pippa is a annoying troon

>>43412932
I would recommend Froot from Vshojo, touristchama, I hear she hates troons and wants to personally murder every single one of them.

>>43412932

30% of this thread is just threadwatching antis huh

>>43412711
Thanks to certain retards Pippa is probably wary of doing content that could trigger parasocial feelings in her audience. Anyway, imo GFE is fucking embarrassing and shit but I'd probably enjoy a Pippa GFE stream just for the novelty.

>>43413050
all me

Essential Panko streams if I want to start following her? Should I watch a chat stream or a game stream? It's important because I only have a few hours each day to watch a chuuba ;_;

>>43411780
It was me.

>>43413124
dont bother unless you want something to fall asleep to, even then Erina would be better

>>43411964
you forgot the part where she rants about not liking a female protagonist in a movie/netflix show

>>43413124
Panko streams in about two and a half hours so you should watch that.

>>43413050
30% is a little low. Its atleast 50

>>43411964
Women being misogynistic is cute.

>>43408831
>>43408910
How can any chuuba possibly be so based?

>>43413153
No one likes women, she's just being honest

>>43413050
Nah, maybe 5-10% but they fucking live in this thread and treat /pcg/ like a job.

>>43413050
>thread continually replies to shitposts
>wonder why shitposts increase

>>43413152
are you trying to say she's comfy or boring?

>>43413352
theres no difference, comfy/chill are just codewords for boring

>>43413316
I like women, they are nice and cute

>>43413369
Only adhd zoomers with tiktok brainrot believe this

>>43413401
>nice
haha no
>cute
some of them

>>43413401
lmao no one tell him

>>43413153
I've never understood why pickme is an insult, why would you not want women to be desirable?

>>43413444
female equivalent of a simp

>>43410827
>Aspergers mongoloid
>Assbergers mongoloid
>Assmongoloid
>Asmongoloid
>Asmongloid
>Asmongold
Coincidence? I think not.

>>43413427
>>43413414
All of the girls I know are really nice.

>>43413525
I'm sure they said the same thing about Oceane

>>43413335
>shitpost
>reply to own shitpost
>comment on the consensus you created by samefagging

>>43413444
People use it wrong here. Pickme is supposed to be where they pretend to like those things to be desirable. But vt uses it as if they are interested in those things genuinely they are still a pickme. Or it's just people refuse to believe any women genuinely has those types of interests so they must be lying. Actual pickme is awful because they are just fake af.

Also that picture is a joke. It says chud multiple times in it. I don't think anyone who has been here for any decent amount of time takes that meme seriously.

>>43413369
99% sure it's bait but boring means not being engaging or having anything interesting to say. If you actually ever held a long conversation with another person you should be able to pretty easily distinguish the two

i want to baby Wemi so bad..

>>43412833
Lumi is a villainess
and that's hot

Which Phase Connect talents are the straightest? I know Wemi and Panko are up there.

>>43413762
All women are bi

>>43413659
me too but in a slightly different way

>>43413762
Lumi.

>>43413762
Tenma and Panko are the only straight ones

>>43413444
the purpose of the term "pickme" is to point out women who say shit they don't actually believe in order to appeal to men. that's the part that /vt/ keeps missing, the reason it's bad is because the girl is intentionally lying to you to draw you in. other women don't like this because it's "cheating" (in their minds) in the competition to gather simp orbiters

>>43413805
not panko

>>43413762
Lumi

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1627345781903568903
Lumi soon™

>>43413762
Uruka.

>>43413806
what do you mean by different anon..

>>43413762
>>43413814
That's correct.
Lumi only collects lewds of her coworkers because she is an avid art appreciator, she only felt up a woman with nipple piercing because she was asked to and all of her extended hugs with other women are purely platonic, not because she finds their small frames, softness and feminine features attractive.

>>43413444
>I've never understood why pickme is an insult, why would you not want women to be desirable?
Women are used to putting in the absolutely lowest imaginable effort in order to be appealing. Exhibiting appealing behaviors above and beyond that distorts the pussy market by making women actually put in more work than usual in trying to get the same amount of interest.

In other words: Women are sexual communists. Pickmes are strike breakers or scabs.

>>43413317
something something american culture

>>43413964
>Women are used to putting in the absolutely lowest imaginable effort in order to be appealing
If that was true fashion and makeup wouldn't be multi-billion dollar industries. They do put in work but it's all on the shallow end.

>>43413943
What would Pippa lumi sex be like?

>>43414089
Awkward

>>43414089
like that one pippa/lia copypasta stinky

>>43413844
>intentionally lying to you to draw you in
So every vtuber ever?

>>43414089
Pippa would top but Lumi would constantly (unintentionally?) throw her off by asking about whether minute details are right or not.
Like for example
>Pippa makes her stand against the wall and bent over
>"Feet apart?"
>"Lower or higher?"
>"want me to count?"
>>"GODDAMIT WOMAN I'LL TELL YOU STOP ASKING!"

>>43414089
Probably start really awkward but as Pippa gets going she'll go full on muffle diver and Lumi would take on a more passive role

>>43414089
>lumi is a mega-bottom pillow princess
>pippa gets nervous and freezes up 90% of the time
awkward and autistic

>>43413943
>she finds their small frames, softness and feminine features attractive
shes just like me fr fr

>>43414203
every woman* ever

>>43414293
>>43414197
See what you do is have both of them take a spot of meth an hour before. 15mg in a capsule should be more than enough to fuel 8 hours of nonstop violent sapphic action.

Who is the biggest bottom in phase? Both with men and women.

>>43414293
>mega-bottom pillow princess
That's literally every woman I've ever been with. I like being the top but God cursed me with being but also being a masochist. I just want a girl who will claw and bite me during sex until she draws blood without constantly getting scared is that too much to ask?

>>43414453
you will continue to get the dead fish experience and you will like it

>>43414448
Lumi

>>43414453
being a switch is a blessing from the universe..i also always bite and claw..

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
TIME TO TRUST

>>43414501
Wemi femanon...

>>43414448
fishman, he willingly deals with all these neurotic bundles.

>>43414501
London?

>>43414453
>I just want a girl who will claw and bite me during sex until she draws blood
That's so hot. I fantasize about that.

>>43413444
"Pickme" has no clear meaning, as it is common when internet jargon is considered. In general it's about individuals purposely exhibiting non-conventional and generally non-desirable behaviour to stand out.
Example: a girl sitting in a dim room inbetween uni classes reading TS Eliot. Since it is done intentionally to signal to potential partners, there is always a degree of fakeness in it, up to fraud, which is ironic.
The term probably comes from females not wearing make up and stuff, 'cause they want to be picked for what they really really are, but males can exhibit the same behaviour.

>>43414293
Remove Pippa's horny limiter and she becomes a dom with women.

>>43414548
i'm going to fight you

>>43414641
Pippa talks a big game but could probably never actually do it

>>43414641
I would really love to know what Pippa's sex drive score would be these days

>>43414686
You are probably like 4'10" or something

>>43414772
WTF..anon i hate to admit it but you got my height exactly.

>>43414738
Several months ago Pippa said she wouldn't own lewd figures, now she goes on buying sprees for them.

>>43414784
you're built like a fucking oompa loompa, when did you escape from the chocolate factory?

>>43414784
Shame you're not a virgin, would be perfect otherwise.

>>43414784
small people shouldn't exist

>>43414784
Hah, knew it.

>>43414784
femanon...

I always feel left out when people talk about fetish and sex stuff.

>>43414998
Women generally can't keep up with the average male sex drive, it's fine. Just treat it as noise.

>>43414784
How do you expect to mommy Wemi when you're almost the same size as her?

>>43413964
>Pickmes are strike breakers or scabs.
No wonder I like them.

>>43415067
being a mommy is a state of mind and tone. my height is irrelevant.

>>43414784
Rape

>broken womb
>tiny
>switchy
Wemi mom anon is literally shiina

>>43415051
I'm a man, it's not about drive, it's about being extremely vanilla.

>>43414784
Cute

>>43415130
I like your mindset, godspeed femanon.

>>43415222
funny note about that i watched her a good bit when she was an indie but kind of stopped after.

>>43414293
sauce please, all the reverse image tools are failing me

>>43415130
based

>>43414998
Virgin?

>>43415414
No I have had loads is sex, I slept with this girl yesterday, she had big boobies. I have sex all the time.

>>43415493
you don't know her she lives in another state

Lumi news: Stop psychoanalyzing her

[Lumi news]: she gets aroused when people talk shit to her on video games and the internet

>>43415227
maybe you just haven't found your niche degenerate fetish yet, just keep looking

I was going to call you faggots for reply to wemi femanon and giving a woman attention but by golly, i'm rooting for her too

>>43415696
Certified liker moment.

>>43415649
Ik this sounds weird, but I really like the idea hand holding while doing stuff, like she's giving you a BJ and you are holding her hand and stroking it with your thumb. Also petting her face with your thumb.

>>43414784
Please be in London

>>43415807
I completely understand this anon, it's not weird at all. it's kinda romantic but romantism isn't really something that's encouraged anymore

>>43416003
anon...there's no way you would like most of my fetishes nor my menhera.

>>43416099
I can save you

>>43416099
You underestimate how desperate men on the internet are.

>>43416099
Are you morbidly obese?

This thread will never recover from the consequences of Valentine's Day.

new thread
>>43416168
>>43416168

>>43416161
i know very well..
>>43416170
no i'm underweight

>>43416099
>>43416210
ok now your just attention whoring

>>43416009
Ik she's not phase but pochi's dating advice stream gave me hope for romantic stuff.

[Lumi news] She can't drive because of her boobs

>>43416210
>no-
Please be in London.
>>43416230
I don't want to hear this from you of all people. Maybe go one single day without sucking off the Rosebud or Flakes or Bitos or each other then you'll have room to talk.
Yes she's an attentionwhore, and probably a tranny, but for fucks sake bro I need this. Do you know the last time I talked to a girl? Fuck you!

>>43416529
you know what? fair

>>43416529
NTA and you have my sympathy, but I'll take your right kidney if it's in good conditions. Thanks

>>43416529
i will reveal a secret..dating a trans is how i got into wanting to mommy people

>>43416679
I would take my penis instead if I were you, just saying
>>43416767
Fuck it, it's the end of the thread. What's the story?

>>43416922
it isn't very complex or much but it was literally just she wanted to be treated like a baby sometimes then i went okay i'll try anything once and went oh no i really like this and not even just as a lewd thing.

>>43413152
femanons seethe over panko, she made it

I miss the real Lumi...

>>43413124
Pizza stream, American snacks stream, Trombone champ stream

>>43416988
>femanon is a sex haver and dater
not surprised

>>43413124
Hentai tags. You need to learn that she wants to be raped by huge cocks

>>43417252
woman just have to breathe and they can find a male interested in them

My main wife Ina and my side wife Shiina.