/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

what a time to be alive

>>43385223
anon...

I just can't stop winning

Gurass

Gura cute Gura cute!

What a cutie

>>43385223
1rd

>>43385458
she's so cute and small, it's not fair...

Gura unironically makes me feel so cozy.

>>43385605
I feel kinda nauseated looking at the daki art

>>43385746

>>43385186
child...

>>43385746
Too cute for you?

>>43385849
Noooo, there's still some left!

>>43385605
God I want to kiss Gura.

>>43386093
No just doesn't look like Gura, has chubby puffy arms like a toddler, creeps me out

I miss Gura.

>>43385605
fuckable

So, we are assuming that Miko is the one that Gura went on a date with? She hasn't really confirmed it yet.

>>43385458
I wish she'd drum on my back like that... it would probably feel so good

>>43386344
She doesn't look like a toddler bro she looks at least 7-8

>>43386399
im not until we get confirmation. I felt like Miko wanted to take all the ENs out at once when she mentioned going out with them, not as 1 on 1 dates

>>43385849
I already know, Gura. You don't have to rub it in...

>>43386399
Miko can say like 10 words in English and Gura is not very good at Japanese. I'm thinking it was a JP senpai with some English ability like Marine

I hate when Gura skips over so much good art. What a bitch

>>43385849
>tfw not bald
Feels good, chumbies!

>>43386498
Whatever, that's still ridiculously too young. I don't mind lolicons, but I'm not one and I'm kinda depressed that Gura has fully embraced the lolicon thing. Makes me feel kinda gross.

>>43386308
>No just doesn't look like Gura,
Yes it does.

>>43386706
fakebud

>>43386706
>I'm kinda depressed that Gura has fully embraced the lolicon thing
She's embraced it since day 1

>>43386706

>>43386828
what? spelling things wrong isn't loli, she's just dumb

>>43386893
googoogaga lol

Were there still people who thought Gura is just an ironic lolicon or something? lol

>>43386399
My rrat thinks it was Lui

>>43386726
No it doesn't, the arms on her model are lean and skinny, shoulders fully broad. She looks like she could be a teenager or a young adult. That makes sense as she is an adult who sometimes gets mistaken for being underage. Nobody is mistaking Gura for a toddler or a 7yo child, but that's what the daki looks like.

>>43386987
They're tourists from reddit

>>43386828
Not really, playing cute and dumb isn't the same as commissioning a daki with fully fledged lolicon artwork.

>>43386966
Bloop really let himself go. Get off my daki you fat fuck!

>>43386966
me in her sock

>>43387162
Chill out, prude. She knows what the chumbuds like.

>>43387037
Retard go look on Reddit and see how many downvotes people criticizing the daki get, I went to see if I was being a bit 'Reddit' by thinking the daki was gross but the overwhelming consensus on there is that it's amazing.

>>43387257
>go look on reddit
No I don't think I will

>>43387026
This is tame af, I think people hating on this are just looking for shit o be mad about.

Gura is singlehandedly helping keep lolis mainstream and showing the power of cunny to a new generation. I love her.

Sex with a fembud.

>>43387257
So you are telling me you are worse than a redditor?

>>43387237
Yeah that's what bothers me, no offence but I don't want to be lumped in together with lolicons. If you're into that stuff, fine, again it doesn't hurt anyone, but I am not and I don't like the idea of people thinking I am just because I like the cute shark chuuba.

>>43387006
It's just a daki, anon, you can just not buy it if you don't like it.

>>43387392
Sucks to be you then.

Never owned a daki before. How did some of you feel about your first daki? Just a fun collector item?

>>43387257
that's why i cant see any fallout from gura's daki announcement, they are getting btfoed in their own reddit

>>43387392
Anon, people will think that no matter what. People will assume you're a pedo just for liking anime at all. You just have to deal with it.

>>43387426
Best decision of my life. I regret waiting.

>>43387006
She looks like a fucking child in Shark'd. She looks similar in the god damn daki.
>>43386893
>>43387162
She regularly retweets extremely erotic loli art of herself. Just go look through them right fucking now. Plus she's mentioned the "cute and funny" thing before. Also laughed at the Mike Honey name when playing fifa.
>inb4 she le retweets everything under the gawrt hashtag
She does NOT.

>>43387426
If you're a side sleeper it's a godsend, otherwise it's just okay.

>>43387426
Yeah, I'm basically just getting it to have it. I don't dare risking actually having it on display or in my bed until I'm living on my own, but it'll be nice to look at every once in a while.

Are you cunts really replying to this retard? The posts are quite literally the most basic bitch baits you could come up with.

>>43387392
Yeah I understand that but something you have to realize is your saying this in /ggg/ which is basically lolicon mecca.
Its fine if you just like gooba cause she has a cute model/voice/personality but DON'T want to fuck her but you have to understand that I do and I WILL voice that to the thread.

>>43387511
>She regularly retweets extremely erotic loli art of herself.
Yes.
>Plus she's mentioned the "cute and funny" thing before. Also laughed at the Mike Honey name
Yeah, and she didn't the second time. I don't think she's /here/, anon. She's only a bit autistic, not severely mentally ill.

>>43387511
>She looks like a fucking child in Shark'd
Yeah she does, although still older than on the daki, she didn't have baby fat, also Shark'd was acceptable because it was just a funny animation, it wasn't sexual at all and there were no other connotations as with a daki. The front part of the daki is the part I take biggest issue with, the very small girl beckoning you to bed with her, it just grosses me out, I can't help it.
>She regularly retweets extremely erotic loli art of herself
Never seen lewd art where she looks as young as she does on the daki.. Like I said I have no problem with her having slightly lewd art, just not a fan when it depicts her as a pre-pubescent child.

okay i'm gonna post cunny

>>43387756
>pre-pubescent
Nonsense. You can see from her waist-hip ratio she is ready to make a baby.

>>43387817
Please do.

>>43387639
Got no problem with lolicon buds, always knew you guys were part of the fanbase, and frankly I never really minded Gura teasing/alluding to that fact, like with the "Cute and Funny" awards, I think the daki just crossed a line for me because it is SO overt, there's no denying it.

>>43387817
Based, if true.

>>43387426
>>43387519
As a side sleeper it’s actually amazing and helps with my sleeping posture.

>>43387747
Of course she's not. Why the fuck would she ever come to this shithole?
She's laughed at lolishit more than once. Plus one of her favorite anime is a literal lolime.

>>43387845
You keep making her sound more and more heroic

>>43387756
lol

>>43387913
My point was that her openly gushing about lolis on stream every time they come up is a way better evidence than pretending she reacts to 4chan's ebin lolicon memes.

>>43387943
Yeah I mean I guess you guys won, she is now officially the lolicon vtuber.. I will just have to support her more secretively now.

>>43387845
retard

Shut the fuck up and look at this

>>43388108
ISREAL

>oh look, he announce his departure again

>>43388017
>My point was that her openly gushing about lolis on stream every time they come up is a way better evidence than pretending she reacts to 4chan's ebin lolicon memes.
Those loli memes have infected twitter and reddit for a long time anon. They aren't obscure in the slightest.

>>43388017
>4chan's ebin lolicon memes.

It came from twitter.

>>43388108
I would've preferred a life-size dino Gura plush to a daki anyway

>>43388147
>>43388182
Ogey, I'm not about to start a dumb argument. You're right.

>>43386966
>>43387026
Gura should make another dakimakura just like this except completely naked

okay okay autists, you can shut up now, nothing is gained from this conversations

>>43387954
>mods deleted this

I keep thinking about Gura's flat chest

>hereloop
She's here, her managers are here, her mods are here, all of them are here.

Fat tail.

will she ever go back to playing callisto protocol
i don't care about yuri bait offcollab talkshows; i want to see anime girls play shitty games

>>43388278
Even Yagoo?

>>43388282
this fat?

>>43388264
/vt/ can no longer post images that Gura herself has liked. We are officially discord.

>>43388278
Are you here? Am I here?

>>43388282

>>43388351
no this fat

>>43388311
Her laptop will explode and an entire tokyo city block will burn down, is that what you want anon?

>>43388338
Yes.

acute angle

No one loves Gura more than me!

>>43388406
FATTER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJDppYE99Bw

>>43388521
Like this?

>>43388311
Now that Dead Space is out I imagine she'll play that

>>43388545
zis enough

>>43388515
I made this post

>>43388561
>what about dead space?
>what ABOUT dead space?

>>43388545
MORE

>>43388108
Okay I love this

>>43388561
I hope so, it looks good.

Gura cute!

I wonder if Gura is going to eat salmon today

>>43388931
basado

God I hope Gura is getting pounded right now and that's why she couldn't tweet support for Ina. Everyone else from Myth did. Makes her look like a heartless bitch even after her short 20 second message.

Did Gura mention going to the Tsukiji Fish Market? Seems like a place she'd be interested in checking out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-58hQ9dLk

Will Nacho retweet Gura's 3D live?

Oh no. Gura is going to bring out Marine, Okayu and Shion for her 3D live and they won't be able to communicate. It's going to be cringe. Having a translator there would be so awkward.

>>43389232
Oh no, they'll have to communicate purely through physical touch

>>43389232
Marine and Shion are reasonably good at English as far as JPs go, I'm unsure about Okayu

>>43389232
Ina didn't have them on that long for hers, it'll be fine.

>>43389232
Marine's english is Kino tier.

I don't mind her playing Hi-Fi Rush offstream, but it appears like she wasn't even considering streaming it until chat brought it up 500 times. What the fuck does she expect to stream?

>>43389603
I'm sure that shitty laptop they gave her can at least run New Vegas, given that it's almost 13 years old at this point.

>>43389655
Not while streaming it can't. I'm talking about when she gets back home, anyway.

Guys I just did the math and I have spent $3500 on vtubers in the past 20 months
The worst part is, I don't want to stop. I want a complete set of everyone's figures and plushies...

>>43389603
>but it appears like she wasn't even considering streaming it
She gave her reasons why if you would have watched her streams

>>43389232
They'll likely be short appearances where they just hug and kya kya around anon. You don't need a translator to do that. That or singing.
>>43389655
You might be surprised. New Vegas is a bitch to keep running stably and the laptop is in Windows 11 which makes the issue 100 times worse. It's not so much whether or not it could theoretically run it in terms of specs, but rather whether or not it would run correctly.

>>43389790
Yeah, reasons to not stream it while she was in Japan. She didn't say maybe when I get home until chat brought it up.

>>43389715
When she gets home we'll likely get some Rhythm Sprout

>>43389894
Gura isn't known to plan gaming streams in advance anon

The people at reddit/twitter are buck broken at this point. Good work gentleshrimps.

>>43390001
not much rage to gain momentum, hence they are foaming in this site

>>43390001
I'd tell you to go back but I want to know if there were any new developments there. Seems like the Twitter mob just gave up after a few hours when they realized they were not welcome but I didn't really follow things closely.

How do you feel about Gura murdering catshark? Ribbonshark is the new loli flagship outfit for Gawr Gura.

>>43390336
Eh, I feel like she'll bring it back sometimes. Ribbon Gura with the new hairstyle though is way too fucking adorable.

>>43390336
Silhouette-wise it's similar to cat ears so I'm all for it.

>>43389561
Ina can speak Japanese. God it's going to be cringe

>>43390732
Pre-cringing is cringe.

>>43390969

>>43390336
Ribbonshark is easily one of the cutest thing in the world.

>>43390969
Nice selfie.

>>43390969
Are you the anon that fucked his sister

I love child Gura so much holy shit!

>>43391594
Even better, a moderator

>>43391639
Pedo

Wouldn't it be funny if this daki thing was an undercover FBI honeypot and Cover was working in tandem with them for whatever reason?

>>43392226
Don't care
Shark daki

>>43392226
Free housing? Neat

>>43390969
Do some squats anon jesas. Those legs are embarrassing. Some calf raises wouldn't hurt either.

>>43392226
I've done nothing illegal

>>43392226
They can try

>>43392293
Everythings legal till the mob disagrees anon

>>43392226
Anon you can buy loli onas on Amazon. A fully dressed lolified Gura is fine, atleast in the US.

>>43392226
Fuck the zog feds.

>>43392358
I’m always an extremist

>>43392226
I already have loli artbooks, daki, figures and onaholes. Gura's daki is nothing.

>>43392413
You're quite tame actually, regardless the slammer awaits

>>43392657
Sharkdreams

>>43392657
nighty night

>>43390969

>>43390969
Short stubby hands

>>43392226
Sorry, We dont have time

>>43392539
Nothing triggers me to goes mental so no, not yet
They can try

ohh nyo!!
https://twitter.com/avrilhelm/status/1627075331608936455

>>43390969

>>43392358
As i said before, if you dont like it you can skip it, no need to use yourself as their spokeperson

>>43393116
The "legal" activities are mental enough anon, one good highlight is all it takes

>>43393218
Skip what exactly, what are you on about whos "their"

>>43386966
Uh won't it feel a bit awkward having those shrimps staring at you while you're humping the daki? Like you're cucking them?

>>43393351
those are fembuds anon.

>>43393218
And as I said before anon mobs dont form without reason

>>43393223
Is there any? Or two more weeks till legal action against gura/cover because of daki?

>>43393485
Three actually you clearly havent seen the daki's secret.

>>43393442
This is their reason and it seems they waste this one again, show me one meltdown outside of this board

>>43393532
Wow, theee more weeks till gura get a lawsuit from trannies? Oh nyo chumbies, what should we do

>>43393544
A meltdown regarding what exactly, it would be my pleasure

>>43393598
>theee
Now fooor dear lord what are you doing

Gura cute!

>>43393611
It seems one schizo is dreaming of gura getting canceled because of daki

>>43393351
I will ejaculate all over them, too. I will get it in their eyes.

>>43393682
Oh no that would be me and im shitting on you guys for even taking this topic seriously, its a pillow still would have taken the shitpost dino version but still its a pillow

>>43390969
Neat card

>I love child Gura so much holy shit!

>>43393748
So youre telling me that gura wont be canceled because of the daki?

>>43393900
Im telling you you're a retard for responding to a shitpost seriously

>>43393931
Well you cant tell what shitpost and what is not nowadays

am i the only one who prefers her as a tiny, teasable, bullyable adult instead of a kid?

>>43394006
Internet safety anon beware of trannys

>>43385605
She looks so cunny in the daki art T u T
That chest is so flat...

>>43394016
same desu it's honestly hotter that way

>>43394030(me)
which is you not me get away from me

>>43388515
>>43388611
both me

These nips are extorting all of my money by means of little girls.

>>43393748
>shitpost dino version
Nothing makes it easier to dismiss someone as an ironic weeb than this. Of course you need your piece of shit meme daki because you can't actually enjoy anything sincerely and need it to be 'transgressive' and coated in irony you big self-conscious piece of shit reddit faggot.

>>43394299
Now this is a good rant, however gura herself wanted that daki till cover said no and I am in agreement with her. Silly and serious is seriously hot

>>43394299
btw the song sucked why cant nips mix better and dont use my wife as whore bait

>>43394381
sauce?

>>43394461
I'm not reposting a members stream greyfag

>>43394381
Read between the lines, Gura only raised the shitpost daki idea as a compromise in order to get a daki at all because EN management was stonewalling her. It was something that she would have settled for as the last resort, not something she wanted. Thankfully she worked around shitty EN management and got a REAL daki for REAL cunny lovers, such as herself.

>>43394490
link me the member stream anyway. im a member so i can see it :)

>>43394543
You realize she was going to have the cunny side on the back? The shitpost and serious combination is a thing she would do, not being able to appreciate her shitposter side as well as the cunny just makes you a larper.

>>43394543
The funny part is that shortly after Gura complained that she was denied a daki, Cover release a very eroi Shion daki. I think after that her managers could not stonewall her for much longer.

>>43394016
You must not post that. Just call them child.

>>43394701
Already posted check thread

>>43394016
>le heckin' short adult xDDDDDDDDDDDD
Go back to your normalfag sites already

>>43394016
But she is not a kid, stop prejecting you NAMBLA

>>43395229
>shes not a kid
No proof

>>43385746
Same

>>43395229
Gura is a child.

This is a child. If you disapprove you need to go back.

This is a full grown child it doesnt get any older

When will Gura do this kind of stream for members?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfvL3zm2MNQ

AAAAAHHHHHH THAT SEXY LITTLE BRAT AND HER STUPID EROTIC PILLOWCASE!! MANIPULATING AN OLD MAN WITH HER FEMININE WILES!! CORRECTION IS REQUIRED!!

>>43395412
>feminine
You misspelled child I would pummel shota gura and his tiny shark cocks as well

>>43395346
>>43395277
Okay okay you win

>>43395524
No we dont I want solid proof she's an adult this is still up for debate look at this grown woman figure

>>43395500

>>43395614
Your honor I plead uoh

If we're on a shitlist I just want you all to know I have the highest bounty

>>43395394
>catalogue-kun's first health equipment stream
how cute

>>43395696
We know, ahmed petrovisch zhang

>>43395697
Grand wizard please show me your finest EN girl using an electric toothbrush stream

>>43395697
>>43395958
How is a electric toothbrush health equipment

>>43395991
You have to brush your teeth to prevent tooth decay and oral bacteria, retard-kun

>>43396012
>inferior genes
heh lucky to not be a nigger

Look at my cute pregnant shark wife
She's crying because she's so happy to be carrying my child
https://litter.catbox.moe/5csw2w.jpg

Recent events are bringing me back to my roots, thank you fortune cookies you were right all along. I shall groom another vtuber corporation into fruition

Love is like war its hard to stop boy were you right, my sincerest gratitude compost paper #50090909

>>43396176
Cmon, gura is not that disappointing anon

By the way you report vagueposting as off-topic right?

>>43395958
>EN
Not that many and they're shit. Go watch the JOPs.

>>43396289
Today's weather smells like ash and mild farts

>>43396329
Yes good thing I mentioned vtuber, completely safe whew

>>43396392
Why JOPs? the girls trying to speak english are cute too.

>>43396395
Is it Gura’s
>>43396395
Well, since you mentioned grooming, which one is that?

>>43396560
I have an offer for you anon

>>43396588
Which is?

>>43396588
If it about grooming, he and I are interested.

>>43396627
>>43396638
Now kiss

chumbies are being weirdy

>>43396697
Pop tarts!

>>43396671
Deal's off.

>>43396697
chumbies are asleep
we don't talk about what happens in these hours

>>43396671
Eww i dont wanna kiss european

>>43396697
>chumbies
Its just me (SEA) and european here, none of them are chumbuds

>>43396719
>>43396751
One of you just called the other a eurosubhumantrannyahmedpajeetnigger are you just going to let that slip?

>>43396697
It's afternoon for SEA and India. These types usually come out around this time

>>43396791
>me
Go back.

>>43396791
I'm American and still here

Guess I should go to sleep then

>>43396671
As a SEAbud, these hours are like hell for me, notice that i didnt even use any grammar and they keep replying to me

Fuck burgers and yuro hate. I'm whiter than any of you, nigger invaded country.

How does me poster and the european know who each other are? Rrats now

>>43396872
Shalom, burger-kun, why are you still awake?

>>43396946
Awaiting air dropped cunny, aid my bed time and send spaghetti

>>43396908
Sure you are, moshe

>>43396946
Because my sleep schedule is fucked up
>>43396908
I have sky blue eyes and fair hair

>>43397104
Does anyone have the nazi gura image I lost it

>>43396946
I'm a vampire burger. I'm working right now.

My eyes are burning so much right now.

>>43397761
Stop inhaling gas dummy

>>43397761
You're masturbating yourself blind.

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

I just want to clothe this creature is that too much to ask?

Time for bed, I need to remember to pick up some melatonin tomorrow (today)

>>43398672
Its only 6:00pm

I just want to be raped by this creature is that too much to ask?

>>43398731
I'm on EST

squish

You enjoy the trident race gura?

>>43389232
OH NO! It's too bad they don't rehearse, that'd probably solve the problem if they did!

Gura, your mom is actually cunny WTF

>>43399277
Anon, you are actually cunny WTF

How about a straight answer for once?

I dont know what that means

>>43400103
he's a retard implying Gura is the one replying in this thread

>>43400117
God this is so fucking cute

>>43400300
No I'm implying you're replying in this thread

Maybe one day our schizo friend's brain will work properly...one day.

>>43400520
>our
>friend
its over

I want to princess carry her so much. Gura is really taking my love for petite women to the new heighs. I'd literally use her for bench press.

>>43400734
same desu

>>43400752
Hey that's me!

>>43387426
Ever since I got my first, my sleep quality skyrocketed. I got crazy and accidentally 10 of them.
Since I'm moving places I'll have to live more according to my means tho, so I'll have to indulge in my obsessions a lot less.
Verdict: Totally worth it, just don't get mad with power. Kinda like with figurines.

I love this woman more than I could possibly put into words. I love her more than fucking anything

>>43400117
Too erotic

Do you think Gura knew all the butthurt from releasing this daki?

There is Gura and I, and there are others that cares.

>>43401400
>self insert

>>43400117
adorable~

>>43401400
She isnt you anon its extra flak at most

>>43401438
*unzips dick*

>>43401824
Anon what are you doing to my zipper

>>43400117
Gura with her hair down is peak hairstyle and I will die on this hill.

>>43401884
Unizipping it to suck yo dick.

>>43402005
Please no I'm allergic to wiggers, and whores, and wigger whores

>>43401330
I'm sure she's real sad at all the pre orders. Kek

>>43402054
I'm going to yo dick from the back wether you like it or not.

>>43401987
I agree. Tiny cute girls with their hair down, long and flowing, is just the best. So it's perfect on Gura. There really needs to be more long hair Gura art.

>>43402139
I will ritual castrate and throw the remains into a volcano before I allow whoreosomes anywhere near my sanction zone that is for lovers only and I will die on this hill

You think Gura will get her own hologra appearance or will she be paired with Ame? Without calling each other names last one is pretty possible if managements decides it's the best choice

>>43402988
Gura would definitely suck at poker.

>>43402988
>>43403150
Funny

>>43388056
we're all pathetic weebs. why would we want to support her full weeb ventures openly like a fucking cult? she herself doesn't like overt weeb stuff and keeps her power level hidden

Myth offers:
Gura

Council offers:
Bae

Do you accept this trade?

>>43404066
>she herself doesn't like overt weeb stuff and keeps her power level hidden
>listened to treasure box on speakers in public
>told us to stop caring about what other people think and just enjoy what we like

>>43401987
>>43402142
Based

>>43404195
Id rather trade Mori for Fauna

Now that the dust has settled we all agree Gura is my wife?

>>43404789
Agreed, also this is my post

>>43404195
Yes. I'm a councilfag now.

>>43404195
>Gura gets to be with SNOT, her real friends
What's the downside?

I can't wait for oke to draw her with the new hairstyle. T o T

>>43404789
True but you also have to live with the fact that she's my onahole and I pass her around for my public use fetish.

>>43389232
Their will speak in broken English just like her mini 3D live

>>43405571
>public use fetish
Isn't that just a roundabout way of saying you're a cuck?

>>43405700
I find it to be a very straight way of saying it.

>>43405700
No because I'm not in a relationship with her. I'd be more of a pimp I guess.

Am I the only one not OK with the daki?
It doesn't feel like her official model at all
All Vtuber dakis should be drawn by their Papa/Mama!
If only Nacho draws Gura daki I would buy 10

>>43405860
yes you are

>>43405860
Does that mean you also hate about 99% of Gura fanart?

>>43405860
I might've liked one drawn by nacho more, but I love the one we got. She looks like a little kid ToT

>>43405945
No
fanart and official merch are different

>>43390336
I think catshark is shit
Ribbonshark is 100x cuter and nicer in the eyes to suit her 2nd outfit

>>43406070
you are making no sense
you enjoy art that draws gura different but do not enjoy that kind of art when its a daki design?

>>43405780
You're literally getting off of the fact that a girl you like is getting fucked by other men.

>>43405860
I like it alot and it's peak cunny. I'm happy with the amount she was able to get away with considering we almost entered the timeline where we didn't even get a daki at all.

You can all argue over Gura, Gawr is biting into my neck right now.

>>43406444
I like her sexually yes. What's wrong with that?

>>43406503
You now got rabies.

>>43400752
Holy shit, my size difference kink neurons overcharging. Who's the artist?

>>43406711
>Who's the artist?
That's literally just a picture of me and Gura.

i love gura