/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>43317963
my wife is adorable..!

I love my wife so much!!

what happen

>>43317963
Wife

It's pretty telling that Gura shills all this merch yet barely owns any of it herself. No dino Gura, no plans to get the Gura daki. Yet she acts so excited whenevr she's announcing them. Excited for the money I guess.

today has been a really good day chumbies.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>43317849
No, the mic volume guy was fucking based. He got her to turn up her gain which mean we heard a lot more of Gura than we usually do. It should always be boosted like that.

Gurass

>>43318122
perhaps one day we can hear her tummy rumbles and farts.

So

Have they apologized?

>>43318068
>no dino gura
Timestamp?
>no plans to get the Gura daki
Timestamp?

>>43318068
well she's not gonna goom to herself, chumbud. she's not THAT narcissistic. She get's off to the idea that (you) will use the merch for equally cute and obscene things!
The money also probably helps though yes.

>>43318068
Management is supposed to give her a set of her own merch for free, blame them.

>>43318166
I want to bury my face in her tummy and kiss it

>>43318068
do you have pictures of yourself scattered across your basement?

>>43317788
Yes I watch streams and Gura was not at the off collab when she said only KOBO would be on discord. Gura flaked out

>>43318068
Why would she need Gura merch when she's literally Gura?

>>43318197
why are you replying to yourself

Where we go, the threadshitters always follow. They're obsessed with us

>>43317963
Rape.

>>43318122
No you fucking tard. Her mic volume was fine to begin with. There was literally nothing wrong with the volume. Tard

>>43318248
Bae said something came up for Gura so it's fine. No one even cares.

I see most of the chumbies went to sleep. Goodnight shitposters.

>>43318292
This tard doesn't want to hear more Gura.

>>43318068
>legitimately earning money bad
???

>>43318296
Bae gave an actual reason? I don't remember that. No wonder Gura is avoiding people asking about that collab. Cuz she'll have to explain why she wasn't there in person.

>>43317963
I really wish VTubers would sign at least ONE of their merch items. That would be so much more enticing~!
Still buying the daki (Bless Gooba ToT). Still salty about those signed cards.

Since I'm the last chumbie, I suppose no one will object to my marriage to Gawr Gura of HololiveEN

>>43318248
Best stream where Gura outsmarted Subaru. The same outcome would've happened if she was there live or not.

>>43318261
yeah, me
I am every poster on this thread
I am even (you)
And I have a secret for ya
Gura cute

>>43318355
I will cherish mine forever

Is this guy seriously samefagging the Subaru off-collab thing again? Does he have a brain worm?
>>43318367
Not so fast

>>43318123
The ribbon just makes me want to look down at her giving me succy even more.

>>43318367
She's being forced to blow other men

>>43318354
No one cares? Legitimately, I have seen absolutely no one besides (you) care. Last reply.

>>43318068
https://www.youtube.com/live/yp2wvsYGSyQ?feature=share&t=2404
Is this what you think is her saying she has no plans to get the daki? That's not what she's saying at all.

Delicious Troonseethe over the loli daki. I'm eating good tonight. Literal pedotranny childrapists performatively projecting themselves into pedotranny performative projection pretzels. Umai! Oishi! Dilate in pain daily for the rest of your lives. Funniest thing is Gura won't even notice lol.

Tiny cute women are a miracle of the universe.

>>43318378
I didn't say anything about the outcome. I don't care about that. I care about her lying all the time. She probably had to go get fucked by some guy (no not you). Stop lying Gura. Its not difficult

>>43318401
Possibly. They seem pretty mad that chumbies are eating good.

>>43318469
They take my breath away whenever I see them. Like literally unable to breathe.

>>43318355
Gura probably isnt going to do signed merch for a while now, not after people buying like 10 at a time to scalp it last time.

>>43318354
She had something come up? She had time to be on discord for her part. No reason she couldn't go then. Unless she was meeting a guy right afterwards

What would happen if someone tried to ship the daki into leafland?

Remember what they said?

>>43318469
What the fuck is wrong with her fingers and neck?

I think someone is pissed his /b/ thread got nuked before it could reach 10 totally legit IP's.

Why does Gura love us so much?

>>43318531
AI hates fingers so they were probably edited and redrawn

>>43318425
Haha Bae didnf say that you tard. You just made it up. Yes I care because if you say you are gonna be there then be there. And don't ignore questions about it because you're embarrassed that you lied

ah yes cuckposting... the last bastion of shitposters

Goodnight, and don't mind me fellas

>>43318454
Where are they seething? I checked Twitter and haven't see any seethe

>>43318555
She loves cute small characters and she loves us for appreciating her.

hold on a second... just wait one second... Did Gura say she likes the smell of the farty onsens? She likes farts? She cups and samples her own doesn't she.

>>43318569
Ah yes, denial. The last bastion of yesmanning

>>43318640
i searched up gura daki.

Alright lads, I'm going to bed. I hope I see cute Gura mentions when I wake up.
Don't forget to ignore street-shitters!

>>43318630
not so fast chumbie

Why did Gura refuse to wear Kiara's jacket? I thought she was a smellfag? Does she hate her?

>>43318671
what is there to deny?

>>43318569
What's funny is he had 2 threads on /b/ to prove anything and he squandered it. Yet again.

reminder

>>43318738

preordered the daki

This will be the most expensive, first, and only piece of holomerch I own.

>>43318738
based 5chink, I kneel.

Is there shitposting going on? I watched the steam and I feel comfy.

>>43318671
Proof?

>>43318738
This bow while cute drains the user's intelligence. You don't want a dumb oshi now, right chumbies?

I'm the king of /ggg/

>>43318948

That shark has set sail

Gura is a true lolicon

>>43319025
based

>>43318722
you guys can understand him?

>>43319025
absolute total troonpocolypse.

Finally caught up. Only paying attention to Gura is nice but it takes forever to read threads afterwards.

>>43319316
i'm genuinely sorry you had to read my posts.

>>43319339
If I didn't enjoy it I wouldn't do it.

>>43319272
Honestly I think a lot of people gave up trying to.

>>43318957
Nah I am the king. The all knowing...

>>43318957
You're the onahole of /ggg/

I'll use my daki against trannies like a crucifix to vampires. Back you foul demon!

>>43317963
Chumchads, im in a strange position with the Daki purchase.
Orders end on 20th march, and I move to Japan on 25th of March.
I do not yet have an address that will be accepted for an order (I have a hotel booked for a couple weeks, still sorting out apartment).
I imagine i may be able to change order address later, but as an Aussie id be paying an anal raping for postage and GST (VAT) etc that i dont want to deal with getting back


>>43318292
>I was able to hear it at my volume setting that means everyone should.
There were a ton of people that piped up saying they had volume at 100% to be able to hear, much higher than they usually did.
Hell i had mine at 60% instead of usual ~30% so it was quieter than usual for me too.
Anyway, having her set a herself a bit loud makes it easier for us to tune it to our liking as we get the whole range of 0-100% of our volume to choose from. If she is quiet then you only get the top 40% of your volume as personal adjustment space.
Obviously you can technically go the other way and never get her quiet enough, but you'd be a faggot to complain about that, Gura must be heard above all else.

>>43319447
Hey, I'm on the daki too!

guys, i fucking love the bow.

>>43319452
Ship it to me, I promise i ship it to you later UwU

>>43319476
If just some extra accessories can make Gura look this cute, imagine all the things she wears that we don't see. Earrings, necklaces, scrunchies, thigh highs.. I want it.

>>43319452
can you have it sent to Australia then have someone send it to japan for you? But yeah shipping fucking sucks here, $50 - $60 bucks though i didn't convert it. Fuckin lucky bastard moving to japan though.

>>43319447
Gura is literally crying right now after Cover forcibly sexualized her and made her promote it to thousands of horny older men. And you're going to perpetuate that???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JLAvH1F248&t=217
I hope Gura does a stream like this someday, imagine cunnier Gura

>>43317963
What a queen, the world shake at her step. Trannies are seething, twittards are jelly and 2views screamed in terror. People talked about her everywhere. My wife is a genius business woman.

>>43319592
yes

God I love Gura so much...
Do you?

>>43319618
Gura wants to, but she's scared. Scared of being cringe. Scared of being cancelled. It's not an exaggeration to say the reaction to her daki might determine whether she would do a stream like that in the future.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHbiwZbmkuQ&t=2h9m10s

>makes trannies seethe
>makes homos seethe
>makes twitterfags/predditors seethe
>makes me cum
How does she do it bros? Why is she so perfect?

>>43319678
Not anymore, she's way too flaky and untrustworthy.

>>43319678
Always and forever.

>>43319678
I LOVE GURA

>>43319678
She needs my cyberlovin'.

>>43319678
I love her more than any of you could imagine, it's probably unhealty at this point.

>>43319518
Oh chumanon, thank you so much! I trust you uwu. Just no mysterious stains on her pwease.

>>43319563
I mean yeah I could theoretically, but given the whole moving to another country for a year, I already have a fuckton of costs going on right now, so honestly I shouldn't buy it at all if I have to pay the full price to Australia. let alone another set of shipping again.
It looked like it was gonna be a solid $200 all said and done (and thats with it in australia and me japan, so like 230-240 if sent a second time by family), but if I could get it in Japan it would be like 130.
I'm going as a student, so saying goodbye to savings-kun, But there's fucking nothing else I'd rather do with the money so why not. who needs to secure themselves a future, haha.

>>43319834
I don't think the love is unhealthy, but the obsessive timestamping I've been doing certainly is.

>>43319592
He's as bad as a threadreader because he doesn't know Holos have a lot of say in how they're portrayed on their merch.
Gura picked the artist, Gura fought the EN trannies for them to let her have it, she's based as fuck.

so cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m9m2w3N9FY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m9m2w3N9FY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m9m2w3N9FY

>>43319678
she's a perfect cinnamon roll too pure for this world.

>>43319592
They would claim that Gura putting herself on a daki in of itself would be sexualizing and be pedo so I don't know why they're even trying to make this distinction.

>>43320135

Gawr is so great. I wish we could see her more often.

>>43320223
I was really hoping she'd mention Gawr when talking about an edgier outfit. But I doubt we'll ever get one, Gura unironically hates Gawr.

>>43320301
Wrong

>>43320329
Right. She's actively avoiding giving Gawr a real name, wrote her out of Jazz Reflect, said Reflect's time is over multiple times, and Gawr is the personification of her negative thoughts. We're never getting a Gawr outfit.

gura is so cute and funny

>Gura gets to release cunny daki at last
>TROONS TROONS TROONS I HATE TRANNIES SO MUCH 41%
What is wrong with you?

>>43320463
t.roon

>>43320409
She made her most loli outfit even more loli. That's even cuter and funnier than the daki imo

>>43320135
Not bad

I might go to sleep right now...

>>43320463
They've poisoned their brains thinking about trannies so much that they literally cannot stop thinking about them. They should be more like Gura.

>>43320393
>We're never getting a Gawr outfit.

And that's ok. Gawr was a fan concept made canon and shown in her animation.

>>43320463
if I'm being honest, I don't even get the correlation.

>>43320135
>>43320517

more time than I'd like to admit spent on editing.

Gura casually gets 1m views on tweet by wearing a bow and looking cute in just 6 hours and 38 minutes. A lot of people really wanted to see how cute she is.

I love Gawr!

>>43320663
It would be cool if Gura embraced Gawr and swapped to it frequently, treating it like she treats her blush, but I understand why she doesn't. Also her and Gawr should have sex.

>>43320135
Don't threaten me with grass gura

>>43320135
Almost every frame of this is worth posting individually but they're all locked in a video.

>>43319452
Call the Hotel, tell them you have a package coming and ask if they can receive it for you. I've done that pretty often, they usually won't refuse.

>>43318396
same desu I'm still mad about having to pay a scalper to get one, but being able to look at something that Gura herself signed every day is worth it

Alright chumbies, we've reached dead hours. post what you're listening to.
I'll go first: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaMbKZPBruU&

no touchy

i wake up and still winning, god i love gooba

>>43320936
Oh yeah I suppose some context was missing there. The things don't ship until July or June. So the only Japan address i have, I'm only at for a couple weeks, and nowhere near the shipping time.
Or do you mean, I tell the hotel I want to address a delivery there, so I can order it to japan with japan costs, but change the address much later, closer to actual release to whatever my apartment is by then?
If that is what you meant thank you, and if not thank you anyway for giving me a prompt that made me think it. Though its also up to whether the hololive site will accept a hotel address as well, not just whether the hotel is fine with it. Well i have something to work with now at least.

>>43318396
>>43321180
Limited card braggers are making me hate the concept of signed merch more than I already did. It's a revolting idea from beginning to end, and it doesn't earn Gura a single cent of extra money.

>>43321313
Ah right, must be the late hours. I completely blanked out on that. But yes, you can probably set it temporarily to the hotel.

>>43321201
Papaya.

>>43321420
...it's just not the same anymore

>>43321315
I understand, I'd probably feel the same way if I hadn't caved and gotten one. Cover definitely needs to handle it better if they do it again.

>>43321420
Based.
Id love for Gura to sing one of their songs.
They have a new song within the next 10 days as well, fuck yeah

just watching the stream now

ear reveal is nice

What did mods do during her stream? I had to watch on my phone and wasn't paying attention to chat

>>43321671
Very cute. Also, I was right about something being different with her hair in the thumbnail!

>>43321679
I dunno but she seemed to have a staff member in the room with her. wonder if it was the moderator?

>>43313898
It's amazing that people can readily understand that ironic expression of a view can be used to cloak having that view in reality (e.g. people that employ ironic/joke racism tend to be at least somewhat racist in reality) but fail to do this when it comes to expressing joke/ironic unicornism. See Fallenshadow for a non-Gura example of this, she's a hardcore unicorn yet people think her making jokes about it means she actually disagrees with it.

>>43321671
I couldn't see it during the stream. Thanks for posting it.

Someone tell me who I'm supposed to watch to get a glimpse of Gura assuming Apex runs on this computer.

>>43321679
Some JOP schizo was spamming something about Pekor. I already forgot the retardation they were spamming, probably
>something something cold chicken
I was too focused on the stream to actually read it.

>>43321882
I just had a search around myself as i only watch gooba. I believ you watch on Ollies stream from ID

>>43321894
It was about marrying Pekora according to >>43306572 . Pretty based but not on Gura's stream.

Seeing all the drama and comments about the daki on Twitter I'm worried they're going to backtrack and cancel/change it..

>>43322021
retard

>>43322021
Nah they'd already have contracts and shit in place. This will blow over and people will watch whoever they were watching before.
Also its just a vocal minority and likely people who dont watch or contribute much anyway that are mad.

>>43322021
Post some. I'm not going to go look.

>>43321201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dzJS6r2qzU

I was humming it at work. I pray that Gura sings it at the next karaoke so I can listen to that version instead because I actually do like the song

>00:25
>01:26

some of the worst parts, I can barely hear the lyrics.

>>43322021
Where? I looked on the replies to all the daki tweets and I hardly found any drama.

>>43322137
it's a pretty alright song. too bad they fudged the mixing.

>>43321882
Bird hag and the sexbot for the first round in terms of JPs, HiRyS, tako and pink woman for the ENs and the ayyy lmao for the indos will be on her team for the first round/part (?), sexpire Haachama, Tokugawa and sexbot for the JPs in the second round/part (?) and treewoman, tako and the rat for the ENs, ayylmao again for the Indos.

I can't sleep bros. It's 4:39am and I'm still too excited about the daki and can't fall asleep. I took 2 benadry, hope this knocks me out

>>43322137
I actually really like the song too, and not just because of the sexy breathing. It needs some better mixing and less wub wub, but I've found myself singing it in my head all day.

My financials aren't exactly guaranteed right now. How long can I reasonably wait to place my order? Is there any chance of it being too late if I wait until the 15th next month?

>>43322285
*benadryl* I forgot the l

>>43322265
Ah wait, I just realized it wasn't two rounds, they just swapped the teams because someone dropped out. First list is true then

>>43322323
yes

>>43322323
I would think it'd be in stock until end date since it's made to order. But you can also do paypal pay in 4 to buy some time if you have a little money still

So Gura was never actually sick, huh? Doubt she'd have such a heavy work schedule if she actually had some real underlying health issue.

I still hope Gura meets Matsuri. I wanna hear about Matsuri groping her and giving her a kiss.

>>43322479
She couldn't handle Kiara, I doubt she could handle Matsuri

I wanna see it happen too

>>43322265
>>43322372
I believe the dude was asking who streaming, more than whos participating.
Because i dont see any upcoming on Tako

>>43322467
I think part of the break was mental. She even said as much in the stream. Something about getting her head straight. I think she just had burn out from streaming. That place her fainting spells

>>43322059
>>43322101
>>43322104
>>43322163
I get what you're saying, but there's legit posts with 100's of likes criticizing it, and Cover seem like the kind of company to shit themselves at controversy.

>>43322467
I know I shouldn't grace this with a reply, but she had to get approval from her doctor before going and her mom was worried about her fainting, thus the helmet joke, so it's safe to say it's still a concern. I've honestly been worried about her pushing herself too far. And maybe whatever she's been doing to mange it means it's less of a problem now.

>>43322552
Ah fuck I forgot she's not streaming.

>>43322479
I should also add that I want her to also meet Okayu and Shion

>>43322585
im sure this person is a stream watcher and support hololive by buying memberships and merch. Retard Cover knows that the same people bitching aren't the ones that make them profits

Which stream can I hear Gura on?

>>43322701
I hope you're right but why would they give a shit if they werent fans at some point?

>>43322759
Birdha, sexbot, pinkwoman, ayyylmao probably.

>>43322759
Lui I think

>>43322585
Okay thanks for the pic. Still, 1 or 2 people here and there is no big deal. Just have to ignore them

>>43322812
>I hope you're right but why would they give a shit if they werent fans at some point?
Because western faggots love to get mad at things they aren't involved with in the slightest.

>>43322585
>>43322701
>>43322812

I'm probably in the very small camp that didn't want a sexual daki and I appreciate the back side simply looking cute.

>>43322899
>I'm probably in the very small camp that didn't want a sexual daki
I didn't really either, but I don't think either side are really sexual.

>>43322812
lol, so far the 2 nobodies who are complaining have female names. Of course it's women, they are just jealous of Gura.

>>43322812
>now
roru. rumao even
>>43322899
I think it's at the perfect ratio of cute and a hint of lewd. I didn't want one overly sexual either.

>>43322899
It is sexual. You're just not cultured enough to spot it.

>>43322899
Yep. You're a fag

>>43322963
>women
kek

>>43322954
>>43322991
>>43322995
The front side is a bit too much, I like the backside more
INUENDO HAHA

>>43322963
There are men too just don't have as many likes

>Ina, Kiara, and Ame all confirmed in Indoland
>Bae and IRyS in endless dance training hell
Wait so Gura is alone with Mori right now? Fucking hell.

>>43322963
>female name with a tranny flag
Anon...

Zeta is at the Myth house. That's another holo member Gura will meet

>>43323094
>holostars

>>43323122
Zeta in jp not the other way around tf.

>>43323072
>>43323125
Yeah i should have said trannies.

Im ready for more bigfish spotting

>>43323164
Gura isn't going to leave her room before Zeta leaves. Gura won't meet her.

>>43323122
Zeta is in Japan, tard

>>43322899
Both sides seem pretty lewd to me, my biggest complaint is it doesn't look that much like her, take the hair clips and blue highlights away and you have generic loli. I literally prefer my bootleg daki in this design lol..

>>43322467
The first half of the break was dealing with a sickness. >>43322621 has it right.

>>43323265
I'm not, but I'll deal with it. I don't have anything better to do

>>43323168
Bro I'm not arguing that I like or agree with these people, just saying they exist and some are obviously fans of Hololive in some way, not just randoms

bros how do I get notifications to work again... I tried everything, but twitter refuses to give my popup notifs back.. I unfollowed, refollowed, turned off notifications for Gura, re-enabled them, checked permissions in the browser settings and so on

>>43323393
they probably never watched a stream in their lives, they don't matter

>>43323321
Link? I like that design better too, does it come in 2WT?

It's 5am, I wanna sleep but don't want to miss anything Gura related. I hate when I wake up and see Gura news that I slept through

>>43323493
Idk bro bought it over a year ago, and yeah was in 2wt, cost about $40 from some German website I think

>says we'll see her
>we do not see her

>>43323321

same chama, it was just cute and funny

>>43323569
open the member stream dingus

>>43323321
I definitely agree this one is more accurate to Gura, I'm glad I got one. The official is definitely more cute and funny, though.
>>43323493
You can get one for cheap on aliexpress

>>43323321
>my biggest complaint is it doesn't look that much like her
Are you fucking blind? It's obviously Gura

Gura siting in a team with Fauna right now

>>43322467
watch streams

>>43323414
Oh, you are on desktop? If it was the app I would say go and delete the cache and the data. That has worked for me when I didn't get notications.

>>43323321
Gura specifically picks out an artist and you fags are complaining that the style is different from nacho. She likes more than one style, deal with it faggots.

>>43323688
Yeah desktop

>>43322571
When did you start watching Gura streams? She talked about her health issues pretty much from day 1 and considering all the things she mentioned it is a 100% certain that she has Narcolepsy.

>>43323725
I'm not sure then. Try and Google the answer if you haven't yet

>>43323694
It's not about the style, I wanted at least one side to have shark teeth visible and maybe wearing one of her actual outfits, literally take away the tail and it could be anyone

She's hanging out with Fauna apparently if anybody is interested holy fuck though this is gonna be bad isn't it...

>>43323611

im retarded, it was meant for this

>>43322899

>>43323779
I'm a day 1 member. Yes she has talked about health issues but nothing that kept her from streaming for 2 months.

>>43323861
She wanted PJs and she was right to want them. Her own outfit in a daki is fucking dumb compared to the sex new design we got.

I'm watching Lui's POV

>>43323934
Retard. She never went to the doctor with freaking Narcolepsy. It all built up to the point where she pretty much collapsed and had to take a big break. Use your brain for once.

I can hear her...

>>43323943
One with PJs and one with any of her other outfits would've been better, doesn't have to be default. Or if the PJ's were at least shark themed or something like all her other outfits. I don't like how generic it is, sorry.

>>43323919
>neither are streaming their perspective
it hurts buds

I wanna see Gura rage at fall guys again.

Please never join Ollie again for anything Gura

>>43324124
why would you want to watch subpar gameplay?

>>43323321
Yeah honestly thats my biggest issue with it.
Its cute as hell and i like the idea that Gura had a hand in making it. But all you need to take away is the hair clip and if it was presented by someone non related to gooba i'd not be sure who it is. Id probably guess gura in the end as i think about her too much so white hair will associate, but not because it looks strongly like her.
I do like it, its very cute

>>43323694
Its more that, with a style that looks very different, a decision to make her look extra young, and then not using any of her regular outfits. Theres a lot that makes it look apart from the everyday gooba i know and love and very little that connects it.
I think if you are gonna so far with the outfit you gotta stick closer on the look of the person/character. Or vice versa, stray with design, stick close with outfit. Needs more that strongly connects it to Gura than just the fact that Gura announced it.
Feels especially strange to me, because id usually be keen on super uoooohifying her, but seeing it im just like 'i wish i had something that was more like regular gooba'

>>43324124
Guess she really is chumbud prime, not streaming just like her oshi...

>>43324168
>gameplay fag
kys

>everyone streams their POV except Gura
its so tiring

>>43324209
doesn't she have a shitty laptop? can she stream such a game on it?

>>43324124
Unfortunate. Her laptop would explode if she tried to stream it though and I'm guessing Fauna isn't streaming because it's at a fuck off hour.

>>43324202
Apex is boring unless the player is good. At that point I would rather play it myself.

>>43324209
(You)

The worst part about her not streaming is just not being able to hear her...

>another "where's gura, who do i watch to see gura" collab
why do they keep making these

>>43324209
Anon, there's a lot of people not streaming.

>>43324277
this
its not even worth watching

>>43324209
>>43324234
>>43324277
>>43324291
FUCK APEX FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>43324168
>He dosen't want to spend more time with his wife

gay

>>43324236
True, she actually has a good reason for not streaming this time. Her laptop literally wouldn't be able to handle it with how much it struggled just streaming her live2D

where is the swamp?

I stayed up till 7AM to not even hear her?

she promised....

>>43324378
>>43324427
he he he

Nvm, I'm skipping this.

>JPs audibly expressing confusion

>your oshi
>eat shirako or watch apex

is she even there at all?

Cute gremlin laughs

This collab sucks so hard, goddamn I hate Ollie

Gura actually read my non superchat comment during the stream and now life feels so much better. I've been happier all day.

Gura is in a private vc with Fauna because she skipped all the practice and has no clue what she's doing. And Fauna is talking about how many dakis she bought.

FAUNA AND GURA ARE CAMPING UNDER A BRIDGE. THESE FUCKING COWARDS

It's not her turn yet right? This is the hide and seek part, she's in the zombie vs hunter one?

fuk me ollie is going to have a menhera attack after this shitshow

>>43324550
Lucky. Gura hasn't read one of my messages in like 2 years... I think I'm just a boring person

>>43324592
it's hide and seek anon..

>>43324595
She's in this one too

>>43324583
No? You can hear her on kobo's stream

Gura doko

>>43324532
Where am I supposed to hear Gura? Help?

>>43324583
How come these autists hang out like this all the time but its been like a year since the last 1 on 1 collab? I want more.

>>43324667
Literally any of the streams that aren't the three seekers

>>43324583
based if true

I can't hear Gura, Ina, Irys or Fauna.

I can't see her, I can't hear her... the meds must be kicking in

>>43324604
Ehhh, I have made a ton of objectively clever or funny comments that go unnoticed for like a year.
Its just straight up RNG of when she looks, how quickly the chat moved at that exact moment, what happened to be at the exact line she looked at.
Obviously knowing this doesn't make it suck less, but at least know its not gura actively missing your comments

why watch this garbage when you can just watch clippers in a few hours picking out the best parts that feature gura?

>>43324707
Anon, how can you not hear Fauna? The rest of them I can't hear though

>>43324707
They aren't talking anon

>>43324707
I can hear IRyS on Mori's stream and a bit of Ina earlier. But yeah not a bit of Gura and Fauna

>>43324707
I can heat Ina.
I dunno, this doesn't seem worth skipping sleep over.

>>43324677
Dude Gura has done like 6 streams in the last year, of course shes not gonna do many collabs when she barely streams at all. people would be even madder what little energy she has isn't focused on them/us

>>43324755
>Fauna
IRyS I mean
ごめん brain fried pls andastd

Which POV is the best?

>>43324756
its apex. why is anyone watching this shit in the first place?

>they're all speaking over each other
>indogs muttering in indog
To think I felt bad for Ollie cause she got eliminated early in Big Brain Games and had to leave. She got it good.

>not streaming
>not talking
Why did she say we'd see her during this?

Maybe grouped them based on team? I don't know why Ollie lumped them in one room

I HEARD GURAAAAAAAAAAA

I HEAR HER

>>43324898
you thought she would stream on that piece of junk laptop?

Yes please sing more

Yeah, this is stupid, I'm going to bed

>>43324922
Which stream?

>>43324997
WHERE?

this...
>>43325020
Anyone that isn't a seeker.

>>43325020
>>43325023
Mori

You can use Kobo's stream to see when her mic is being activated

This is as worthless as it gets
Just go sleep or do something else, come back in some hours and watch a clip that combines all 60 seconds of Gura footage

>>43324987
It's sad there won't be any game streams while in Japan and Gura doesn't feel comfortable enough to do many zatsus.

>>43325075
Thanks, you're a professional bigfish spotter now.

>>43325114
but I want to take a cute low quality screenshot of gura being seen in the wild

>>43322812
somebody tell them their profile picture, asuka, despite a minor (yes she was 14 old) also appears naked in og movie with bare tits. also she was sexualized everywhere. . fuck hypocrite western

They found her....

oh nyooooo

Bigfish down

The best part is knowing that she's enjoying this as little as I am.

Nobody has any fucking idea how this works

shouldve been fortnite

>>43325631
neither am I kek

>>43325645
Should have been amogus

I usually get upset if Gura won't tweet about a collab but this was the right call

Alright chumbuds, I need your help.
I want to order the daki but I live in a dorm. Can you change the delivery address on geekjack? I don't know if I'll be living in the same one by the time it arrives.
Or is there a better solution for this? Getting a PO box would be probably expensive as I expect it to take a long time to arrive. Looks like I might just have to reveal my true powers to my parents.

>>43325645
Honestly that's true. It's a much better fit for this type of thing.

>>43325645
should have cut the fat and played phasmo with Fauna and IRyS

>>43325682
She talked about this one on stream. Sometimes she doesn't tweet or talk about it.

>>43325668
Fuck apex and amogus

>>43325714
>cut the fat
so just excise mori then right?

GURA SPOKE SHE SPOKE WE HEARD HER

>>43325777
meds

>>43325684
Just be the best lifter there and mog your dyel dormmates. If you're lean and aesthetic then you'll be seen as cool, quirky, and cute for liking lolis instead of being seen as a loser or a creep
t. have all my gura merch out on the open in my dorm

>>43325684
Just tell your parents not to open the box anon. It's not that hard.

>>43325836
Her discord icon lit up and everything. It's real. In retrospect the best way to view this collab is to seek through the stream and see the times it lights up.

>>43325861
Kek, good advice, but he was just worried about him moving house and not getting his package, not what the dorm mates think

>>43325684
The notification email for the dino plushies gave a window for changing your address, so you should be ok on that front

>>43325883
That's the worst thing you can do.

>>43325885
So far there is absolutely nothing worth going back and watching. Might get better for the next groups but I doubt it

>>43325714
wouldve been kino no moom?

>>43325939
>having parents that don't respect your privacy

>hunters don't have a voice chat
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

>no vc for gura's group
fuck this

>gura leaves without a word
This collab...

im done

wait that was it?

>>43326021
Well, basically that's it.

yup fuck apex

>>43326043
no but she's a hunter and since she's not streaming she won't be in voice for this game

I can watch zeta and ame and get some semblance of entertainment out of this now.

>>43325684
I just use my parents' address and tell them it's anime stuff, they don't mind.

I'm paying more attention to a completely separate concert than to the stream my oshi is in...

why is she alone?

>>43326214
She's hunting

>>43325960
sure, if she's awake

I don't actually mind these big events but it's much harder to enjoy them when Gura isn't streaming. I even understand why she didn't stream MK on break or apex today because her shitty computer but it's still pretty shitty.

I miss Gura

>>43325861
>>43325918
Thankfully, I have a single bed unit which mean I'll get to actually.. uh.. utilize the daki.
>>43325938
I suppose it's around the time it gets shipped, right?

Maybe Gura will apologize to us for this?

>>43326295
I don't know if I'm in the minority but the larger the collab, the shittier it becomes.

>>43326421
What does she have to apologize for?

fubuki saying something about gura

Foobs just said something about Gura but im not sure what

>>43326421
>apologize
She did the right thing, this is such a clusterfuck

>>43326472
What did it feel like she was saying

>>43326421
lemme tell you something good anon. If its apex, skip it because it will be shit no matter what.

>>43326421
For not letting me mating press her, yes.

>>43326421
She'll memoryhole it, as will everyone involved to spare Ollie the embarrassment. Also, unironically did nothing wrong.

Shit I missed what Foobs said.

>>43326425
Large collabs can be done well, I think they do minecraft ones pretty well, but they just aren't anywhere near as enjoyable if Gura isn't streaming where we can hear her

>>43326451
She said we'd see her and we aren't. I do appreciate that the Mori's house offcollab being the worst Gura stream since she's back has been so quickly and decisively overthrown.

>>43326526
She wants to run Gura's cunny.

>>43326526
I assume something about Gura not connecting but honestly I have no clue, I was only partially listening

>>43326584
>gura stream
she isn't streaming anon

>>43326584
She probably thought they would use L2D on someone's stream. There's no way she considered streaming this on a laptop, anon.

>>43326425
it's good when it's not a clusterfuck and is clearly organized like brain games

>>43326652
If Gura appears in it, it's a Gura stream. Simple as.

Poor Ollie, she's trying her best.

>>43326696
But your original complaint was eh didnt show up, so by your own definition it now becomes 'not a gura stream'.
You fool, you played yourself

>>43326696
There are anons that would say the opposite. Either way the shit will flow.

>>43326425
You need a solid organizer for big events to work and there are very few of those around.
>>43326721
She should've known this would happen. I don't understand what she was thinking. To begin with this was far too ambitious as the first large scale event she organizes.

>>43326721
Look anon, I appreciate her effort but really this is such a mess. She shouldn't lumped them together in one channel. Even Haachama barely speaking in this stream.

>>43326721
Respawn is notorious for making their game shit, the most recent major tournaments have had teams just get connection errors with hundreds of thousands of people watching. Im sure Ollie is trying but it's hard to get things right with this shit game

yeee i feel bad for ollie

Kinda feel bad for ollie

Definitely feel bad for Ollie.

>>43326865
>>43326891

yikes what a turnaround, what happened?

honestly this format could work but...it doesn't have to be Apex.

>>43326721
>>43326865
>>43326891
>>43326920
I don't, Apex is shit and so is she.

>>43326865
>>43326891
>>43326920
I have no sympathy for homobeggars.

I feel bad for Ollie too. This reminds me of when Big Brain failed and Gura wrote that sad member post.

>>43327012
Yeah...

>>43326923
I don't know, I guess I imagine she feels kind of like Gura did in the first brain games stream.

>>43327012
>>43327034
bigbrainbrain

>>43326721
Yeah she tried her best at making the girls collab with guys, screw her
She's a threat to Hololive

What's causing the restarts?

>>43327012
>>43327034
This

>>43327133
well that round was because Kaela died from OOB off drop... Even though Bae could have just fucking respawned her...

>>43327012
The concept behind Big Brain was solid though, and execution was mostly there, it was technical issues that killed that first attempt. The base idea behind this is flawed to begin with.
>>43327133
Something about the servers shitting the bed, also random assorted fuckups.

>>43327012
How is this the same? Everything went well for Gura until it cut off that one time. She just didn't want to start soon after. Ollie's is a constant cluster that has to restart but it doesn't seem like she wants to end it and push it to another day since it's clearly not working today.

>i feel bad for ollie
I don't. She tried to pull some homo hornswaggle on everyone and use the holos for the name association to advertise this event. She kept everyone wondering who will be in what tournament for a month. She's fucking selling MERCH for this shit!
Merch!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/products/kureijiollie_kureijiarcade

>>43317963
How to make dinogura sentient?

>>43327277
Probably just a sense of her trying her best to organize something big for a number of people but it's not working as she expected. It's not that deep

>>43327103
>>43327347
I know the collab sucks but that's no excuse for trying this dumb shit in Gura's thread. Fuck off.

>>43327347
kek imagine wearing a shirt advertising this event
why

>>43327421
You might be in the wrong place retard, I will always dislike those who try to force girls x guys interactions and that's not exclusive to Ollie

>>43327347
nah this is embarrassing

>>43327347
She really went hard on this event huh

Bigfish

>>43327514
Based and same

>>43327550
she's all alone...

>>43327550
Biggish isn't real. Meds

gura and irys teaming up

Gura is pretty close to IRyS now

update

Gura mention by Ame
>"Gura and I will fight over the green beansprouts at yakiniku places"

>>43327896
Based and thanks.

>gura could be playing MK with miko if she'd brought her switch
>instead she's playing apex on her email machine with ollie

>>43327347
Not a bad idea, but personally I would run the event first and sell merch for it after it turned out well.

>>43327931
Couldn't she borrow Ina's?

>>43328035
Merch has to be prototyped and approved ahead of time.

>>43327931
>Gura offcollab with miko fucking around with Mocopi and her buru buru machine playing MK

>>43328036

I think she mentioned it on vday but not sure if anything came of it

Gura just got a kill

GURA KILLED SOMEONE!

Gura killed Mel!