/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

This one has the hotter OP

Chumbuds will NEVER stop winning.

gee /ggg/, how come you have 2 generals?

>>43309111
she looks too much like a child i can't stop crying ToT

>>43309195
One is for gawr and the other is for gura

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>43308904
this post glows

>>43309111
Me in her sock, crawling in like a hermit crab.

i hope she doesn't actually think apex will only take an hour to download

>>43309296
She's downloading right now

Guras unwashed, nasty, smelly panties...

>>43309296
she could download it in her switch
Apex has cross play, maybe someone will tell her no they won't

>>43309358
Anon she doesn't have her switch...

>>43309111
That tail placement makes it look like it comes out of the center of her back.

I'm in EU (Poland) and i want to buy both daki merch and 1/7 figure but i have some questions.
For daki is GeekJack the only shop in which someone from EU can buy or is there other option?
The 1/7 size figure, i see it is available in two shops: Amiami and COCO store. Which one is better for EU and what shipping should i choose?(want the cheapest even if it takes longer)
Should i wait with buying daki until Gura 3D Showcase for cheaper shipping?

Gura thinks my scars look cool. Although it sounds a bit lame to say a cat scratched my face at the vet.

Gurass

>>43309506
I had to have a plate put in and now I've got a massive scar. I bet Gura would think it looks cool

>>43309111
What if this is a sneak peak of what her new outfit will be too

>>43309506
>you wanna know how I got these scars?
>no please don't actually ask

for dakis for the other holos where have they typically been produced? Are they made in Chyna or Japan?

Gawr Gura 4 Million Subscribers Celebration
https://shop.hololivepro.com/products/gawrgura_4mil
Add this in the next thread

>>43309111
honestly this design is pretty tame, I expected lewder

Real Gura thread.
>>>/b/894537432

>>43309723
> I expected lewder
Why do you think it was denied at first?

>Sold out

Gura and Okayu should do a ASMR collab

We just can't stop winning bros

>>43309296
if she doesn't show up I'll actually be happy, fuck Ollie and her obsession with this game

Who will Gura end up collabing with?

more off-collabs coming
but likely not too many bideo game streams
i want her to come home

Out of curiosity, anyone have the log of which messages got deleted by Gura's moderator today?

>>43309877
her laptop was locking up the whole stream it will not play Apex sorry dude.

>>43309935
The Gura meal at McDonalds

Red Bull or Mickey D's for Gura

https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1626802762297266177?t=vreMXrmIZTf2SJhnAETzDg&s=19

>>43309111
bare feet...

gura awakened my foot fetish

>>43309935
my little pony

>>43309935
fucking hell Cover...

>>43309506
At least it's not my little brother who slipped while sitting on the toilet and hit his head on the lid leaving a scar.

>>43309951
Some got deleted? I know certain words are banned so if you use any of them your message won't show up. I didn't see any getting deleted though. Wonder which ones they were?

>>43309935
Berndsoft

>>43309935
Shit I didn't see this was posted already. I say Red Bull and McDonald's

>>43309935
Barbie so she can play that game on stream.

>>43309935
I dont like the way this corpo is going bros

Guys...
I think my oshi might be a lolicon.

>>43310146
Why? They collab with JP companies all the time

https://twitter.com/GurAmelia/status/1626794029659885568
GURA HAS SOFT FEET

>>43309471
>For daki is GeekJack the only shop in which someone from EU can buy or is there other option?
GeekJack only
>Which one is better for EU and what shipping should i choose?(want the cheapest even if it takes longer)
Amiami
shipping will be calculated once the figure is in stock and you'll be able to change it so no need to worry about picking it right now. Generally take SAL or Surface for savings (and a higher chance of avoiding the dreaded WER Zabrze)
>Should i wait with buying daki until Gura 3D Showcase for cheaper shipping?
why would it be cheaper?

>>43309935
I would like to see Gura doing a collab with some popular cartoon

>>43309935
I want to say didny, but the cost would be pricey... so mcd is the obvious answer

>>43310131
I love how Gura can talk about Barbie but we can't cuz she banned the word. Same with voice, she talks about her voice a lot and we can't even say she has a nice voice in chat. This brat

Behold, the least schizo twittard.

I wish that we could clone Gura so that we could all have sex with her

>Gura gets an happy meal collab
>but is JP exclusive

>>43310380
why are you reading some random faggots tweets

>>43310409
It's specifically for western companies.

>>43310380

>>43310380
>random twitterniggers schizo headcanon with absolutely NO SOURCE

>>43310431
Because they're his.

>>43310409
>exclusive hamburger
>shark burger with real shark meat

Gura should collab with monster to create her own flavor

I was in the wrong thread

>>43310380
Jesus, the absolute cope.

>>43310204
Yeah but mutt companies have certain shitty values i dont want goober to be associated with, maybe im just going schizo i dont know anymore.

>>43310431
I just wanted to see if there was a spergout, but it seems relatively calm. This one was just really funny to me.

>>43309935
Bowers and Wilkins so I can hear my wife in the highest quality (with the highest common people exposure)

>>43310380
>the hate for the Daki started from a Kronie
of course

>>43310380
>50 views
Literally who the fuck cares. Random nobodies will have stupid opinions everywhere about anything

>>43310496
YES! It better have a shark bite on the can too I swear!

>>43310380
>she was pushing for a meme daki
Oh look, a twittertard who doesn't watch streams

>>43310526
Yeah that was mine, I made it first but everyone went for this one instead

>>43310546
You aren't going schizo, I can see the potential issue, but remember that she already had a collaboration with tacobell. That went well.

>>43310610

I think

>>43310691
no...

>>43310691
Stop doing that.

>>43310691
cease

>>43310691
DO NOT

Dark information about Gura >>>/b/894537432

>Decide to check twitter
>chinks raiding #gura
>people actually calling out Cover for enabling pedos because of the daki
Should I be concerned about this or is this usual twitter shennanigans?

Do you think Gura's shark cocks are side-by-side or over-under?

>>43310876
Fuck off im not going to /b/ just to read a schizos manifesto

>>43310876
wow.

>>43310380
stop giving them attention, they will die eventually.

>>43310974
Things would be strange if twitter wasn't bitching about something

>>43310974
Anon, I now remind you of the Venti brigade, and of all the other times Twitter dumbasses have tried to cancel Gura for this shit. I guarantee you, you click on the people's profiles and their either are completely unrelated or are clipwatching casuals. Some other anon posted screengrabs of fucking
>leddit
of all places and they're shitting on the dumbasses crying about it hard, so it's really of 0 consequence. I also wouldn't be worried about Cover since, regardless of how dumb they could be, they can literally look at the revenue stream from this and go
>なるほど
and keep going on their merry way.

>>43309957
I think it'll play Apex even if it's like shit, it's more toaster friendly than it seems. 0% chance of a POV though, trying to stream it will make that laptop explode.

if gura only thinks her daki is a little yabe I want to see what she would do if cover let her do whatever she wanted

>>43311309
>my shirt is lower than I thought
I don't think it would have been any lewder

>>43311400
It doesn't show bellybutton.

Is the shipping from Cover's store absolutely insane for everybody else? What on earth is going on?

Loli cunny shark very cute and funny

>I think the cutest part is the top of the shirt with the little pompoms and stuff

Dark information about Gura the loss of a child is hard for anyone. god i will be praying for you >>>/b/894537432

>>43310974
I don't see anything negative at all, just people cunnyposting on all her hashtags. You have to scroll for a looooong time before you can see some sparse literally whos who didn't like it.

>>43311578
>27 replies
>5 posters
Holy shit and i tought this board was full of schizos

>>43311476
$45 for just the daki alone

>>43311476
It's $37 dollars for me, which is standard for them.

>>43311674
>>43311681

I'm a chumbabooey

>>43311746
Yeesh. Yeah anything with more volume to it gets more expensive as it goes.

https://youtu.be/yp2wvsYGSyQ?t=1954
T-T

>>43311662
kek, It actually kinda does. lmao.

>>43311578
Your first thread was unmitigated failure, lol

>>43311578
This dude out here making /vt/ regulars look sane in comparison

>>43311476
Yes. Ship it with other stuff to save money.

>>43311746
Split it into two orders. I've noticed that after a certain amount (2x daki 1x acryl) the shipping cost skyrockets way above what it should be. The shipper must have absurdly steep scaling for package size costs

>>43311746
the fee must be adding the default shipping rate of each item, rather than its total size and weight

Chumchads... I'm almost getting tired of winning...

>>43311476
They lost DHL which was really cheap. New one is like 2-3x more expensive and it fucking sucks

>>43311880
>>43311861
It keeps this kind of people out of this place and gives us a normal thread so i'm not complaining they can do there stuff there because I want to talk about gura and her new song/merch.

>>43311798
>that squeek
so cute

>>43311798
c-chotto mateyyyy

>yeah, so I went to a cafe with Myth
>her, Ina, Ame and Kiara
>pretty much only talks about those three this whole time
were the rrats about her not liking Mori anymore real this whole time?

>>43312001
The only thing that could make this better is if Cover gave her something she could play games with. They have enough money to make a huge studio, surely they have enough to do that.

>>43311798
I need to fill her appetite.

Just Goomed. MISM-195 <-- This is what I'm going to do to Gura on our wedding night.

>>43312170
Its kind of hard to have Mori tag along when she was in another country for the majority of the time.

>>43312170
Mori is really busy though with RM stuff.

>>43312249
>not loli hentai
Gura would be dissapointed

>>43312255
Also, mori having her own friends and acquaintances in Japan.

>>43312170
Mori seems to always be off doing her own thing. I think Gura is mostly ambivalent towards her.

Okay.. but why did they moan in the song? They were trying to turn me on, right?

Gurame mentions of the day and an updated soundpost.
Ame: https://files.catbox.moe/3rnnct.webm (embed)
Gura: https://files.catbox.moe/a9a3ar.webm (embed)

>>43312170
She doesn't talk about IRyS either, and now that she's met her she's all I want to do girly things with her. I don't hear anything like that about Mori. Which is sad cause I liked TTRPG and would love to see it continue in some form.

herro

>>43312289
>jap women literally look like kids.
>not being able to insert perfectly formed Gura tulpa over 3dpd.
>the point is that is what I would do to her.
ngmi

>>43312360
based, doing god's work here anon

>>43312360
thread saved

>>43312360

>>43312360
Based, thank you.
>>43312249
I don't like or know much about non-drawn porn but I appreciate you giving names so I can see what I'm missing out on.

>>43312360
Cute!

Oh god he's back and samefagging again

Sex with a fembud.

>>43312360
AMESAME HOT

>samefagging on cooldown

>>43312360
Keep up the great work anon, my life has been busy lately and I honestly look forward to your compilations more than the streams themselves these days

Need I remind him of Gura's wife

>>43312526
He is back, but there are a few actual gurame fans here, please do not mistake us for him thanks.

>>43312360
Eventually, you'll be able to make a whole stream's worth of just Ame and Gura gushing about each other. Truly the most genuine, real friendship in Hololive.

>>43312360
>(embed)
I am ashamed of myself. Here's a soundpost I was going to make but someone else did before me.

>>43312360
nice

>>43311470
Soft, alluring thighs and hips. Waistline perfectly crafted for picking up her tiny body and walk around the house looking for a place to bend her over and fuck her on and the poping out children easily. She is a superior woman.

>>43312360
most based chumbud in /ggg/ right here

>>43312360
holy cute

>>43312578
Oh yes please do, also post her figure's delicious tummy.

>>43312655
I'm a teamate but Gura's my #2.

>>43312360
the best members of holoEN, I don't even care about any of the other girls

>>43312360
the claw machine story was so cute

Will Gura stream her POV of the APEX thing in 4 hours or not?

jp bros you all right?

>>43312730
She hasn't met shion, meaning she hasn't recorded anything with her. What's up with that?

>>43312759
Who knows, she's playing on a craptop, depends how laggy the game is I guess.

>>43312578
that's not Miku

>>43312716
you're more of a chumbud than 99% of the "chumbuds" here, because you actually support and care about gura's only real friend in hololive

>>43312484
for me the actual people in it don't really matter, it's the actioned being taken that make me goom, and imagining doing that to gura. If the girls are cute and flat it helps, and there's plenty of itty bitty titty jap girls. Finding rare japs with pink nipples is always nice. Strangely a big reason i watch 3dpd is for the realistic sound though, the choking, gurgling, the water bubbling up through their throats. This is something you can't get from 2D. Like from 2D you'd never know what a girl vomitting on your dick down their throat feels like. But I go through 2D and 3D phases, and sometimes I need neither and just use a fully clothed picture of the cutest possible Gura pic I can find. Gotta keep my Gura tulpa nice and strong, nice and corporeal. Practice mindfulness meditation every day, and you can build a powerful tulpa.

>>43312759
She might not even play at all unless she can get Apex to run on that laptop. That thing started grinding to a halt just trying to stream tonight, so it would definitely not be able to stream and play Apex at the same time
>>43312814
Gura and Shion did get married though

>>43312781
trust the plan
https://twitter.com/shionchan_o/status/1626635519546523649

>>43312836
Why do you keep saying Gura has no friends other than Ame? Do you think Gura is really so unlikable that she only has 1 friend after 2+ years?

>there's something coming up where I talk about the idol outfit for a little bit
They made my exhausted sharkwife record some kind of IM SO HAPPY FOR HOLOFES video instead of sending her into my arms...

>>43312916
Gura is going to spend a lot of time in Japan, there's no way she doesn't at least meet Shion while she's there.

Happy for you, chumbuds. You deserve the daki.

>>43309951
It was a bunch of accounts spamming Japanese

>>43312716
>>43312836
I agree with this anon, you're more of a chumbud than most people even if Ame is your #1. It's kind of disingenuous to claim to "love Gura" without even giving Ame a fair shot in the first place honestly, yet a lot of "chumbuds" do that and claim they're some massive Gura fan yet they don't even watch/care about the person she cares about more than any other in Hololive.

>>43312955
He doesn't watch streams, he doesn't even like Gura. He used to anti her before the Fortnite collab, when his stupid ship was in shambles.

Got my daki. Between that and the 1/7 figure, I'll probably wait till her birthday before I buy more merch.

>>43310489
Smells like piss

you're such a boring one trick pony, amesame faggot. Choke on your own tongue and die.

I prefer the anti's spamming about how Gura doesn't love us to this amesame shit. At least those posts are easy to skip over and ignore

Is there still a chance we get a cowkini daki/outfit?

>>43313047
That's right I forgot about how much he lost his shit over the Fortnite collab. I remember him also shitting up this thread over the SNO Rust collab too.

>>43313142
Zero chance, but she did say her idol choreography is A LOT YABE so look forward to that.

>>43312955
stop encouraging this stupid faggot. lets him spam is gay shit and waste money on passes as he gets banned over and over.

>>43312955
I'm not saying that she "has no friends other than Ame", I'm saying that Ame is her only REAL friend in Hololive because she's the only one where it's clearly a friendship bourne of compatible personalities and not convenience. I guess to put it in concrete terms, I'm 99% sure that when the whole Hololive thing is all said and done, Gura isn't going to continue to talk to / hang out with any of the members besides Ame.

Also, pic related, do you really think this stream would have been good with anyone else accompanying Gura? Literally all of Gura's best streams where she's at her happiest, she's been accompanied by Ame.

>>43313142
>cowkini
Are you looking to exhaust your lifetime's supply of chum or what

>>43313142
Gura already gave us her very own dorito micro bikini outfit

>>43313153
>I remember him also shitting up this thread over the SNO Rust collab too
nta that collab was genuine dogshit and SNO are an overrated dynamic

>>43313204
Its what I was born for, yes.

>>43311967
Looks like if I want 3 dakis I've gotta do 3 separate orders. Shipping comes out $60 cheaper than doing it all together. But is it worth another $100 for a third daki?

Gura wearing that bow is unironically one of the cutest things I've ever seen.

>>43313195
Ame collabs with males. Ina is a better friend to Gura, Ame is just mean to her because she's mean spirited and jealous. She knows she can never be an idol like Gura. Flabby tits, semen seeping out of pores, only cucks like her. If you can't naizuri both of them, what's the point?

>better shit on Mumei and Fauna because they definitely aren't Gura's friends, only Ame is allowed to be Gura's friend
Sorry to hear you got filtered by a great stream because you're a whiny faggot

I'm late to comment on it but she was super cute and it's about damn time they gave her the daki.

>>43312170
My schizo take is that it's her drama avoidance strategy. The summer party wasn't as bad as initially feared from Mori's extremely poor handling of it and her phrasing, but everyone lost their minds, not just us and not just /here/. Even some of the deadbeats went off for a minute. We saw them together onstream soon after a few times, they get along just fine, but once Gura starts deliberately ignoring something she never really stops and it scales with how bad the mess is. Another immediate example is all the breaks causing so much fighting /here/, in comments, reddit, and her almost completely ignoring it other than to say criticism is okay.

>>43313334
>takodachi
>tribalfag schizo that shits on gura's friends
really makes you think, huh?

>>43313365
I hope we get some SNORyS in the future. Don't know what would be a good game for them though.

>>43313334
Fuck off faggodachi, go watch your boring purple bitch.

>>43313334
gayest poster in /ggg/
cancel your membership and kys

>>43313409
yeah makes you think that you're a one trick pony wiith no other aspect to your personality. Just an unlikeable boring husk of a person. HURR DURR I'M THE AMESAME SPAMMER AND THERE IS NOTHING INTERESTING ABOUT ME AS A HUMAN BEING AT ALL, I MIGHT AS WELL DIE IN MY SLEEP AND NO ONE WILL COME TO MY FUNERAL.

>>43313440
same desu I big time prefer IRyS to Kronii.

>replying to most obvious shitposter in the world yet again
Fuck this, I'm taking a nap until the APEX shit, and if Gura does not have a POV/can't be heard on other POVs, I'm going back to sleep.

>>43313385
Seriously, it's been months since she talked about asking for one. Some seriously thought it was never going to happen

>>43313334
I think the problem is that you're just a gay faggot, anon.

>>43313334
take your meds schizo

>apex
people still play this game?

>>43313492
Implying he's not samefagging

>>43313334
[USER WAS A FAGGOT FOR THIS POST]

I still can't believe she didn't even know the figures released.

>>43313470
not a takodachhi dumbass. Ina triggers you retards. Gura had a good stream, so you're seething. Seethe forever and keep throwing money into those pass account faggot.

>>43313534
Unfortunately, yes.

>>43313569
>not a takodachhi dumbass
some retard will fall for this

imagine paying for pass just to shitpost on a thread about a shark girl

>>43313492
He samefags a shitload

Jesus christ the schizo is back

>>43313534
normies love it

>>43313569
Anon, you're literally too much of a boring, run-of-the-mill tribalfag to not be some greyfaggot with a mid oshi like Ina. Why you're even posting in /ggg/ is a mystery to me, because you're not a chumbud.

Bro, go write a book or something, you got talent for it.

>Cutest girl in the world
>Tries her best
>Knows what we want
>Doesn't collab with males/ecelebs
>Loves her chumbies very much
>Actually loves Hololive
How the hell did we get so lucky?

>>43313569
I want you to take a look at yourself in the mirror right now, because you WILL be looking this gay for the rest of your life.

>>43313569
ay nigga this poster a fuckin' GAY

>where's the drool
I love my oshi's saliva fetish so much. I want to swap spit until the same germs colonize our mouths.

Whats up with all the samefagging?

>>43313686
You almost had a good post, until you threw that shit about male collabs in there.
Sad.

>>43313767
They can't help themselves.

>>43313765
Gura is a same, thus, most posters in /ggg/ are, by definition, samefags.

>>43313767
What? You like male collabs or something?

>>43313767
Jealous you cant say the same about your oshi? Lol.

>>43313767
Go back

anyway, new outfit predictions?
I think it will be the high school uniform she wanted

>>43313767
What's wrong with hating male Collab?

>>43313767
Go back

>>43313850
I want pajamas, but a school uniform would look nice too

>>43313816
No, but they should be irrelevant to whether or not you watch/support your oshi. Plenty of good vtubers do occasional male collabs, and it's not a big deal to anyone besides absolute schizos.
Even Gura has made fun of them with the "ew males on stream!" comment.

Anyway, back to talking about deepthroating Gura until she vomits on my dick. See first of all, I'd start with a small dildo, and push it against the back of her throat so she coughs and her eyes water. Then I'd push it further down until she finally vomits. I'd catch the vomit in my mouth, and lick it off her face. Then switch to a larger dildo, so she can get used to having something thick bulging her throat. Maybe even use anal beads for the job, and see how many I can get down her throat. And everytime she vomits, I'll kiss her open mouth, so that she spews right into my hungry maw, and swallow her essence. Then once her throat is properaly trained and tamed, and nearly all the fluids in her stomach have been expelled from her repeated convulsing, I will finally place my dick in her mouth, and push down into her gullet. I will make her quack like a duck as tears gush out of her eyes, make her choke on my length, make her vomit the last remains of her stomach lining all over my balls. Imagine the smell. Her tiny vomitting convulsing body, her tummy pumping up and down as she arches her back, her naked skin slick with mucus, spit and puke. Cum straight down her gullet so she has no choice but to swallow. That is how I will begin our wedding night. But I haven't even begun yet, there are two other holes I need to get to work on.

If she did not look like a child before she sure as hell does now

>>43313850
I still want some comfy lazy sleepwear. Like something she probably actually sleeps with.

>>43313928
looks like a curvy extremely short and thin person to me

>>43313928
fuck off KFPfaggot
nobody here likes or cares about orange woman

>>43313850
I kinda want something like Shion's frilly gothloli outfit, but I'm pretty sure she's becoming Aqua so it'll be similar to one of her outfits.

>>43313983
Dumbass.

Tiny midget women in cute attires.

>>43314056
Is there any art of Kiara laying on Gura's shoulder or lap yet?

>>43314092
I haven't seen it. There should be.

>>43313928
Wdym? I thought her longer hair and more revealing outfit made her look more mature. And let's not get even started on the delicious shark hips she's packing there.

>>43313534
im playing right now...

>>43310974
What? I haven't really seen anything negative

>>43311578
I'm more confused then anything but something is going on.

>>43313767
Maletubers are a disease.

>>43314135
what is it with schizos drawing cat gura comics as part of whatever weird fucking crack ship they like?

>>43312398
She did talk about meeting irys in the studio tho

>>43313607
I payed for a pass so I can post about how much I love my sharkwife more!

>>43314226
The takosame cat comics are very cute and popular.

>>43314245
they're fuckin' trash

>>43314245
>and popular
no they aren't

>>43314245
I thought that guy's stuff just got posted here so we could make fun of it...

>>43314290
>>43314310
I'm sorry for your shit taste

>>43314244
oh nyo I wasn't paying attention and use payed instead of paid....

>>43314245
I think you fell for ironic praise, bro...

>>43314245
Better not talk about anything related to takosame right now man, gurame schizos are awake right now

>>43314245
don't think anyone actually likes those comics but you anon

just watched the VOD and just wanted to put in my two cents: cunny i kneel

>>43314245
Anon...
I don't know how to tell you this...

>>43314382
>schizos
>s

This is a really weird thing to spam about on cooldown about, but alright.

>>43314425
I want to give the benefit of the doubt that it's at least 2 dudes, if it just one then that's just fucking sad.

>>43314493
>I want to give the benefit of the doubt that it's at least 2 dudes, if it just one then that's just fucking sad
this is about my stance on gurina stuff, I kind of hope it's at least 2 dudes that like it but I have a feeling it's literally all just one sad schizo making all this art

>>43314493
it's just one, and he's been at it for months. There was a break for a while because his pass got banned. But he's back and more boring than ever. Like at least be a slightly interesting or creative spammer. What a waste of time.

>>43314245
Naturally.

>>43314463
I mean do you expect anything else for a retard that's hated by both fanbases of his shitty ship?

>>43314549
I see heaps of gurina stuff, and it's really cute. They have such a cute sweet relationship.

https://youtu.be/ohpfagBYIm0

When will we get this as an actual MV release? Or atleast Gura jazz originals?

>>43314662
>They have such a cute sweet relationship
they're literally just coworkers and you need to take your meds

>>43312360
BASED
DOPE
SUPERLIT

>>43312360
wowowow this is good

Gura and her unequivocal best friend Ninomae Ina'nis should collaboratively livestream a shirako taste testing.

>>43312360
love this duo

>>43314709
>coworkers
That's a werid way to spell lovers.

>>43312360
I was skeptical at first, but this is actually really cute

Lol there he is. Must have tabbed back in.
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The Gurina friendship is much more natural that Ame forcing her self into Gura's life just to be mean, calling her a fuckin bitch while collabing with males on the side. You thought she would never collab with males but you were wrong, you're also wrong about this ship. You're wrong about everything in life, every single thought you've ever had is completely and utterly incorrect. Buy more passes and improve yourself.

>>43314831
He's the guy who was spamming about takosame.

I rarely see such obvious samefagging. This guy bought a pass just so he could spam our split. /vt/ seem to attract the most dysfunctional people.

>>43314875
Why does every ship draw gura as a cat?

>>43314875
more like takosame n*ggers were spamming their shitty ship on cooldown to make it seem like anyone cares about it

This is my wife.

>>43314910
She is a cat. I'm surprised she didn't ask for better ears, but I guess she doesn't want her flagship loli outfit to be known as catshark anymore.

shirako

>>43314967
That's a child.

Would you rather flabby tits paizuri with a yellow whore with male vtuber semen leaking out her pores, or sexy erotic naizuri between two beautiful flat chest belonging to two friends in a deep loving relationship.

>>43314967
This is my post

this shitposting is actually making me dislike both ame AND ina

>>43314967
UHHH BACK THE FUCK OFF?? That's MY wife.

>>43315017
We all know that's your goal.

>>43309935
Taco Bell (again)

>>43315017
You are so easily influenced lol.

>>43315017
That's retarded.
I don't like Ina either, but it's because she's boring, not because of some random faggot on 4chan.
And as for Ame, go watch one of her VODs or something right now and tell me you're not an absolute faggot for even thinking about disliking her.

>>43310265
>cost
I don't think that's generally how these things go anon. Unless you mean the cost of Gura's soul as she's forced to promote Ant Man and the Wasp Quantumania or some shitty Star Wars show on D+.

i think amesame might be transgender. Just a hinch. Either way Gura would hate him. Not because he spams, not because he's a manipulative retard, not because of his stupid opinions. Gura would hate him cos he's fucking cringer. There's one thing Gura does not tolerate, and that's boring outdated unfunny cringe. Like how Gura tuned out in that awful off collab. She wants none of that shit.

Are we all creepy perverts?

>He's not even trying anymore

>>43315207
You need to go to the doctor and check that brain damage, bro.

Bongbuds can we even buy the daki?

What is it about this split that attracts the biggest retards on the board? I don't think it's the popularity alone

>>43315285
Yes we are.

>>43315329
It's because she's loli. She makes the transgender anti-lolicons absolutely seethe, while they groom children in their little discords.

>how many of you are annoyed with the amount of poyo I poyoed
It's sad how Gura wants to give her fans cute aggression but most of them just think she's cute and love her and don't get the urge to hold her down and rape her like she so obviously wants

Did gura say anything about streaming her pov? I only know that mori is and ina isnt

>>43315329
SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY!

>>43315563
Watch streams

>>43315496
Chumbies literally tried to rape her in the maid stream. Next time she might let it happen.

>>43315563
I mean for the apex collab sorry im sleepy and retarded

>>43315496
This pic expresses well how much I want to push her down and violently fill her holes while leaving bruises around her neck.

>>43315617
no means no? I've always wanted to say that!

>>43315563
If she even tries you can consider it another Sonic stream, no way.

>>43314967
Sir why does your wife look like a child?

>>43315496
She's sleeping on the back of the daki because she has a sleep rape fetish just in case nobody picked that one up.

>>43315869
goob night

>>43315869
Sleep tight bud

>>43315869
Goodnight bud

>>43315869
Sharkdreams

>told her she was blushing too much
>told her the bgm was too quiet
Chat sucked today.

Uh.. am I the only one staying up to watch Gura then?

>>43316005
i might be able to stay awake for it. But I wonder if it will be worth it. Hope goobs won't be too tired, very busy girl.

>>43316005
I woke up a few hours before her stream. I'll probably be awake until Ina's showcase is over. Fuck me.

>>43315995
Chat is always full of subhumans like that

>>43316005
Ill be up for it, not sure if she's even gonna stream it though

>>43315995
always some stupid faggot, and gura reads it. Yet I chat consistently, constantly praise her and chat with her, and she's never read me once. But that just how it be. Her knack for reading the absolute worst comments is second to none.

Gura's manager is never gonna tell her about the figure..

>>43315995
I hope she leaves the blush on during our cybersex date.

>>43316134
She reads you, responding is terrible stream content outside of exceptional situations where praise can be worked into a bit.

>>43316134
>part of 999 other yes-men constantly showering praise
gee wonder why

>>43316320
I hope so. I really hope my praise sometimes helps make her day a little bit better, because countless times now she has done the same for me. But I understand the stuff I say in chat just sorta blends in with the crowd. It's a consequence of watching the world's most popular vtuber. Grooming 2 views is too stressful anyway.

>>43316367
is that ______ko[/spoiler ] i see in the background?

>>43316333
Yesmen Omegachads can't stop winning. Criticismcucks are rewarded with month long breaks caused by their harassment and targetted attacks. I haven't forgotten what you people did to my wife.

Cheer on Goombus for me buds, I can’t make it

>>43316507
Oh shut up you evolutionary cul-de-sac
You're just boring, and so are the critiquefaggots you try and project onto me
Learn to live with some tact and maybe you'll get recognized, quality over quantity

>>43316637
maybe think before you use the yesman buzzword again. it's fucking cringe. Fuckhead.

>>43316367
God imagine cooking with her, she scoops a bit with a finger, puts her finger in your mouth and says that. I fucking need her in my life.

Mom thought the Gura daki was cute

>>43314196
Is it really that fun anon?

>>43316950
not alone but after I got used to the game I have some fun playing with friends

>>43316637
Dagoth Ur is that you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp2wvsYGSyQ&t=1h50s
>talks about arms
>rubs arms
Imagine.

>>43315617
link to the clip? I wanna see gooobaa being cuute

alright I'm back from wasting time with schizo pisser. what shits been flung around here since I was gone? did yesmen schizo return? seems about the time he's usually around. what about cuck schizo?
also, any gurame deets?

>>43317058
Pay up or stop being retarded and learn to pirate.

So anyways as I was saying, the fart sentence indicates someone was there as she doesnt announce such things to us outloud, but with someone shes been around she might not care

>>43317089
nhaaa c'mon anon only this once just give some of your sauce, come on for the goob pweaase

>>43317179
kill yourself grey

>>43317151
your posts don't make any sense. the way you string words together makes no sense. no one knows what the fuck you are trying to say. fucking learn english you stupid third world faggot.

>>43316690
>think before you make me spiral into a tribalistic tirade next time!
yawn

>>43317278
go criticize her some more, maybe this time you can force her to graduate. isn't that what you want? you're entitled to better, you demand better, you deserve better. Nothing ever good enough for you. Typical manipulative abusive piece of shit.

>>43317272
>so as I was saying
Continuing from where I left off
>the fart sentence indicates someone was there
Her saying she had to fart indicated that someone was there
>but with someone shes been around she might not care
Shes used to the person in the room and let it slip on reflex

no thoughts...head empty

>>43317364
once again you assume I'm some critique-clown, as if there is no other possible position to hold here
are you okay?

meant what I said, schizo pisser.

>>43317447
I too was serious with what I said shinless

goodnight /ggg/

>>43317043
Gura wants to show me more of her body.

>>43317378
nope, still not making any sense. It might not even be a language problem, i think your thoughts and the actual way your brain works might just be completely broken. If you posting style is not going to change, just stop posting, because we're never gonna engage with whatever the fuck it is you're trying to say because none of us can fucking understand you. People are just going to laugh at you. Just give it up, go to some other thread something. Be not here. Be nonexistant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1C4JdcliIU
Clip sucks but is better than nothing.

>>43317509
You realize you're stringing your sentences in the same way I am right?

>>43317480
Imagine resorting to poppers

I got frustrated again cuz Gura didn't read any of my comments. I fell asleep crying

>>43317424
you either treat gura like shit, or you treat her with respect. Using the yesman buzzword makes you look like the former. This isn't some nuanced topic with a grey area. It's not a fucking spectrum. If you're a cunt to her, then go swallow a handful of drawing pins, if you're not, the fuck you doin using the yesman buzzword for? Either way you should probably be nicer to Gura than you already are.

Gura, how about some fucking off collabs. You already flaked out on one with Subaru

>>43317712
it ok bud, don't cry. just rember happy day.

>>43317763
watch streams, retard

>>43317581
No, i make perfect sense. Whatever this schizo is trying to do doesn't. If you can't understand my sentances you're a fucking retard and should learn english.

>>43317793
You can't even spell right what the fuck are you on about?

LOL

>>43315995
She also got 1 guy'd by someone who said her mic volume was too low. It wasn't, it was fine. The majority of people kept telling her it was fine but she ignored it. Why does Gura always listen to the 1 person who is wrong? At least wait until you see a bunch of people saying it. Fucker was probably listening on phone speakers

>>43317734
ok anon you got me, there is no way you're serious right..?
you can drop the scharade now