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Im so happy that website is GONE. Praise the Lord

FAT CAT

wuca correction! DAY 10

>>43237874
its a good thing but theyre going to come here..

>>43238006
Theyll make themselves obvious on whatever topics they choose to discuss /here/ so hopefully nobody interacts with it

LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban !

wife self-LOVE

Hex LOVE < 3 hope you’ve had enough rest

Unironically if you want to know if Luca is fine or not, look at his mod’s Twitter. As long as their not doomposting or depression I think he’s perfectly fine since apparently they talk every day. He’s probably just actually relaxing and enjoying himself for once.

>>43237874
Good progress. Xoyos next please.

>>43238331
im not a unicorn but she's the only girl i actually hate being near him so ill continue thinking he's dead asleep somewhere

>>43238331
Do you think he’s still with Sonny

>>43238219
>hopefully nobody interacts with it
my hope is gone already..

>>43238469
sonny is probably tonguing his ass right now

Sonny I know you're /here/, I am literally begging you to use your shitposting energy to chase out the doxxniggers. I will post tons of sexcat art and even cunny in main thread to make you happy!

>>43238438
You’re not a unicorn but you hate him being near his long term friend? Sounds like a unicorn. Out of curiosity… why though lol

>>43238469
I have no idea to know that info. If they were together I feel like they would try to stream again and if it was ONLY them they would tweet more since there would be more downtime. Overall just have to wait to hear stories when he get back, I’m really excited for that

>>43238219
even if anons here ignored it, someone from main will probably reply and start talking about it to show how bad sisters are anyways

>>43238661
with the way you replied to me, that's already a waste of my time

>>43238699
now that kurobaex has risen from the dead my filters and i fear nothing

>>43238713
Ok lol, looks like a duck walks like a duck quacks like a duck… must be a unicorn. Seriously though no one asked. Have a better anon, I’ll let you at least know Luca is probably fine and happy! He’ll be back soon!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WngIeyQCxRQ
piochan not oversleeping this one

>>43238918
fuck off

Sonny stop shitting up the thread again, GIVE US A VOICE TWEET

piochan thinking of dildos...

>>43239322
How many dildos can we fit inside doppi?

>>43238652
Just make alban rape jokes to scared them off

anyone else tired of sonny understating the duration of his periods of absence?

Last night I had a really vivid dream that I basically raped Ike by shoving a bunch of objects inside of him, shit like rulers and screwdrivers, markers and pens, even a cattle prod and a hammer. He was yelling and sobbing and telling me he hated me. I didn’t stop and I kept pushing more things inside him. I think there was blood and definitely lots of tears. I then woke up and felt well rested but also a bit guilty. What does this mean?

>>43239538
that wont scare them off

>>43239631
You want to rape ike

>>43239559
>anyone else tired of luxnoc understating the duration of their periods of absence

>>43239538
>jokes
you think i'm joking about wanting that?

>>43238006
This place will filter the underage by still operating like a site designed in 2005, and filter the assholes when they get banned for doxfagging. It'll be a rough few weeks, but shit should level off after that.

>>43239447
Depends on the size of the dildo, but probably several smaller dildos or one large BD dildo.

>>43239631
you're finally going insane
god i wish I could have a rape dream with wife....

>>43239915
i see more anons get banned for animal dicks and funny dogs than doxxfagging when it happens

>>43240011
Still bizarre to me that mintfag got banned for posting a crab dick. I didn't want to see it either but there's nothing wrong with nature being fucked up. Just hide posts.

>>43239559
His break before was indefinite though

>>43240089
you know. most bans aren't because other anons report them right.

>>43239631
H-hot...

ahhhh I'm starting to get drunk and I wish he was streming so i could livepost how much i want to see him raped at any given time. Come back cat please

>>43240089
I've posted so many reptiles/snake dicks but crab penis is apparently where they draw the line

>>43239538
No Sonny, that's not strong enough to work. If you just want more Alban rapefics you can ask. Promise you'll help us ward off the doxxsisters and we'll give you all the Alban rape you want.

How many inches do you think your oshi can take anons?

>>43240664
I'm not Sonny but what type of rape are you after right now? I kind of feel like writing.

>>43240804
enough to go through one end and then out the other

>>43240804
Even if he can't physically take it, he'll cry through the pain and accept whatever

>>43240804
He can take whatever, but at least eight for sure

>>43240804
Alban can take two dicks inside of him

>>43240859
He's definitely an all the way through kind of guy

as a writefag if writing fucked up shit will ward off the doxxsisters i'll be here to talk about shota cannibalism or whatever it takes.

>>43241094
I personally think it would be neat if while devastated from his friend being beaten to death infront of him, Alban was raped by the same men who killed Victor before his freah corpse.

>>43241055
DP Alban's skinny twinky body, you can definitely see the bulge

>>43240805
Raping alban while he sleeps

>>43241073
shove a tentacle through his mouth and then wave hi from his ass

>>43240804
as much as you dare him and he'll cockily say he can but he'll instantly regret it a second later

teamup anon and mystakes, mysta is playing league of legends with nari in 3 hours
https://youtu.be/nQyYholkW8E

>>43241255
He must have been exhausted, falling asleep as soon as he collapses on the couch. Skin soft, chest rising and falling evenly, you can't bring yourself to rouse him to move him to the bed. What an angel he is sleeping so soundly like this. Reaching out, you brush hair out of his face to no response. Huh, you did think he might feel that. Gathering up courage you lean forwards, lips brushing his to no response either. His sleep is too deep and ssomewhere deep down and dirty, that sparks excitement. How much can you do before he'll wake. Hand creeping up his shirt, you test a nipple. A moan leaves his lips but he doesn;'t stir beyond that. It;s then that you re3alise he's your dol to play with for as long as he sleeps. Hands and lips roaming his body, he starts to react even when asleep. Cock desperately straining against his boxers you finally decide to pay attention to his lower half. None the wiser, Alban's ass accepts your fingers as your other hand begins to jerk him off, his entire body putty that you can mould into your ideal shape as he dreams.

>>43241094
Shota menheras uoooh ToT

I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband!!! Where is he...

>>43241554
Ahhh This so good anon thank you TToTT

>>43241292
I think he's into girthy stuff more than length but thinking about him getting tentacle fucked is definitely hot

>>43241878
he's definitely into girth because he needs to take multiple appendages at once. and oviposition

>>43238006
most of them seemed to be twitterfags who are either too stupid or too scared to use 4chan so i doubt the influx will be as bad as everyone fears

dead

Alive.

Cat

>>43242955
we just need to keep being diligent with gatekeeping and calling out twitterfags whenever we see them

>>43245798
Our regular posters are pretty recognisable, anyone outside of that is an easy target

im so exhausted and drained...
utopiosphere is a legendary banger

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>43245935
>utopiosphere is a legendary banger
I've been playing as he streams for the first time in forever and the music in general is just fantastic

i'm starting to him
just a little bit

>>43246367(me)
i swear i put 'miss' in there... i'll never phonepost again

Skull fucking...

good night piochan. it'll be weird in not seeing you for two days but it'll be fine! hopefully! please get some rest and don't do another stream in 6 hours...

i do feel bad i basically had the deemo stream as background noise cause i was dying watching the slow notes speed.

...we're gonna get a genshin stream, sigh

this is making me think of a sex vending machine.....

>>43239538
>>43239683
Recently anons started mpreg posting during a spammy night in main thread and it made dramafags immediately silenced.

Sweets Paradise x Iluna collab announced! https://twitter.com/SP_collabo/status/1626511177332457473

>>43248940
And can't forget the chibis.

watching sonny's vods to fill the void while he's gone, but whenever he makes those cute moans i can't stop feeling horny
i don't like sonny that way please make it stop he's just my brotuber what the fuck is wrong with me

>>43247242
world cold and tiring...need a comfy wife in my life ;u;

Mysta League Of Legends (with Nari) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osuZk-6flIA

mysta started !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osuZk-6flIA

outfits doko...how much longer do we have to wait

>>43251685
it's probably delayed indefinitely until all of them get back TToTT

dead dying thread

I've never heard Mysta do that voice before. That was shocking.

>>43240804
i think ver would cry from anything too long or thick.

I don't know what to feel about sonny taking a break every single month since Nov 2022

>>43253873
pat pat briskadet....he'll be back to streaming soon enough...cheer up ! we have the anniversary plus outfits to look forward to too !

>>43253873
They are. I want to murder.

uwohhhh.....shota noctyx RAPE ! TOT
https://twitter.com/ru3_999/status/1626556989169106945

>>43253873
honestly they can afford it with the amount of money they are earning every stream
the question is why they lost motivation to stream

>>43256463
cute bros ToT it's been so long since that hopcon splatoon stream

alban is appearing in some sort of online event on twitch on March 12th at 1 AM CET
https://twitter.com/alban_knox/status/1626571848937865217

>>43238006
wym mystakes have been here for months

>>43253873
>>43256420
Anon I understand your feelings but he and everyone else was going to take a break around this time for the AR live anyway, this time it’s not about motivation

>>43256687
>German convention
You guys will request the boys at US anime conventions when their guest request forms open, right?

>>43256687
He's vibrating TOT

>>43253413
I was busy with things away from the internet, what did Mysta do?

>>43257576
I'm going to become the most annoying motherfucker alive as soon as requests open at my local con, but that's not for ages unfortunately.

He is the cutest fox detective in the whole world.

i wish milord would do a fnaf movie watchalong but he's probably going to be one of the first people in line to watch it in theaters kek

>>43261116
kek yeah

>>43261116
Honestly if anyone deserves the full FNAF cinematic experience it's milord.

>>43262280
fr

>>43246367
Catching up with VODs is helping me

>>43261116
If he ever does a watchalong when it's releases on streaming I'm so ready for the full autistic little brother experience where he points out evert single easter eggs, references and inaccuracies.

>>43237410

You're supposed to feel like mocking them, keeping ship stuff quiet unless the liver brings it up is just the culture.

>>43240601
They don't love CRAAAAAAAAAAAB

>>43263019
Did all that actually happen? kek what a trainwreck. Surprised he was nice about it

>>43261116
As soon as it's on streaming he will do a member's watchalong and a group watchalong with nijien. There is no way he wouldn't want to share that movie with people

>/rias/ still hasn't been made nor is it in the archives
So mystakes were bluffing and would rather shit up this thread instead huh?

>>43263019
aster's underage fanbase....I feel bad, no one deserves that

Yet another day without him. He tweeted about that stupid couch and has been replying to his friends, so I hope he's been feeling better.

>>43264373
I mean, if what OP is saying is actually true, all Aster did was say he didn't read that kinda stuff? He probably just went "oh sorry, I don't read fanfics." Going on to vent in his streamlabs was a bit too out of line for something like that, even if they're underage.

>>43264508
did his fanbase forget how he was when someone asked if he reads BL? kek. Yeah that was stupid because rule number one is to never push your fan stuff on a creator

>>43264677
minors are extra retarded every time, as per usual. if it's a new viewer, i don't blame them for assuming aster is as gay as the rest of nijisanji though, for all of the obvious reasons. you don't usually expect the femboy uwu streamer to be straight as a ruler.

>>43263019
seriously? this is his fanbase? poor aster

>>43257576
Nijis are expensive as fuck according to the local con who enquired to try host one as a guest, but I wont stop trying. At least one of these cons should have the money to invite someone that expensive.

Thinking about Mysta makes my heart hurt nowadays. I feel like I've been ghosted by a lover.

>>43265383
hang in there yumestake

>>43265444
I just want to know what's going on in his life... I'll do my best.

>>43265382
>Nijis are expensive
>only alban invited
alban is a cheap whore...TOT he's still not over his street rat whore mentality....you can lure him anywhere with money...

>>43265593
ToT alban having private one on one meetings with rich patrons!! giving 1 minute blowjobs!!!

>>43265699
he's got to be their best asset. Able to conduct himself reliably during formal con meetings but willing to get on his knees and show off his skills just as easily.

>tune into hex because dead hours
>he's talking about merry

no....please...

>>43265933
There was a dog barking outside his window kek

>>43265699
at the end of the day his richest patrons get to go into a private room with him....8 dicks at once....barely enough to placate his future sti....TOT
>>43265885
when fuuchan said alban likes to suck up to the managers is this what he meant.....they think alban is constantly going down on his knees for his fellow livers...but in actuality he just enjoys being a little whore....

>>43265933
There's a million things preferable to tuning into Hex.
I'd rather drink my own urine than do so.
Please find something else to do.

>>43266072
And it begins. Heres your (you)

>>43266105
sonny raped luca too hard....sorry lucubs....

>>43266148
g̴̭͚͐̎ì̶̧̛̛̼̬̟̺̳̗̩̰͒̓̑̐́̎v̴̛̳̣̫̍́̽́̓̈́̾̔̔̍̋͘ȩ̴̖͓̣̩̪̗̫̝͓̪͗͊͛͌͗̎̄̏ ̵̣̩̪̝͉̙̤͈̖͚̫̈́̒̀̂̕͜h̵̥̙͚̟̪̭̖̜͕̤̠̺̮͛̔̑̎͐ǐ̴̥̣͚͉͙͔̮͙̥̦͈̒̂͑͋̈́̀͊͑̌̈́̊̚ͅm̸̨̛͈̺̳̣͔͍̈́̐̒̄̂̋͊̀͒̽̿̽̉ ̸͙̮̻̙͖͙̱̞̣̑͌͛̈́̔́͒̄͛̿͊͒̆͘͠ͅb̷̯̍å̸̹̼̩̇̈̆̀͂̚c̷͚̭̤̟̬͑̀̚͘͝k̶̛͉͕̍̿̄͑͘͠

>>43266203
Wow lucubs sure are adorable!

>>43266203
dios mio what happened to lucubs

We should have daily gore spams from here on out to scare off doxxfags

>>43266356
the first and last time anyone will ever say this about the fan mascot

>>43266072
i would suggest bleach instead! i'm sure you got some lying around, much more convenient than pee.

Otsu Hex

awkwardly dead

>>43266203
this is my favorite piece of fan mascot art ever my sides are in orbit. hang in there lucubs, he'll be home sooner or later.

>>43265593
He can't escape the whore allegations anymore. It's over...my seiso bf..

>>43266148
sonny keeping both oyo brothers in his rape basement....

>>43266715
ive already assumed he wont stream till next week at this point

>>43265593
Takaradachis are seriously becoming comfydants 2.0 with how they sexualize everything he does

>>43265383
Should've seen it coming honestly.

>>43266416
I don't have gore and that's gross anyways, so the best I can do is weird animal penises

How do you feel about even sexcat topping wife

>>43266738
he knows he's not seiso, he himself started the whole whore thing. Your BF is a slut

>>43267074
every little bit helps.

>>43266943
i'm not a comfydant or a takaradachi but alban is a hot little degenerate of a man there's no denying it. imminently fuckable guy.

>>43266148
It is funny ever since they came back together Luca hasn’t tweeted at all, not even replied, just retweeted… What did Sonny do to him

>>43267074
Do you take request?

>>43267165
he drugged him and he's in his basement with alban

>>43267092
Feels wrong. Wife should be topping sexcat.

>>43267092
i think they should be rubbing their dicks together while being fucked by other men

>>43267304
Smug bitch, he deserves a good dicking

>>43267304
La cara

>>43267172
Sure, what do you want?

>>43267304
Cute serial killer

>>43267284
I read a damn good knovid fic that changed my mind on that.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/40590837

>>43266951
?

>>43267393
Rhino penises

>>43267406
Apropo of nothing I think Vox would be a very good serial killer, he's charming and good looking, he could probably lure quite a few people in and murder them

>>43267304
I dont read this manga but his face reminds me of this

>>43266416
kill yourself

>>43267742
Disregarding that Milord is a scatterbrained bleeding heart of a man (and I love him for it,) the milord of the Tokugawa period kind of was one. He lured people in and kept them like pets, but if they tried to leave, they'd be slaughtered and left to the front gates.

>>43267742
It is kinda lore accurate with how he killed people who left his clan but I don't think he had any fun when it happened, nor do I think it was a common occurrence. Though that's more yandere of him I feel/

>>43267853
You should kill yourself since you fucking lost your only will to live now that the website is gone

>>43267854
Don't compare Sangwoo to that ugly mutherfucker

>>43267662
ignore that anon trying to shit up the thread, hang in there mystake, remember not to let this hobby affect you too much!

>>43267854
i can see the resemblance but hex couldnt be this insane, this is sonny in another universe

Dont forget to Hide post guys

>>43267704
Can't say I know much about rhinoceros penises but apparently they're about 1-2 feet long and curves backwards.

>>43268033
Thank you cat

>>43268044
MANNNNN WHAT THEEE ENTIRE MUSHROOM FUCK

>>43268033
Cute alban you have there

>>43268044
it looks like one of those flowers

>>43267909
I'm sorry you're right Hex wouldn't be sangwoo he'd be yoon bum

>>43268044
Wow

>>43268143
This is more accurate (since i watch him)

>>43268135
>>43268141
>>43268199
I can't believe its 9am and I'm posting about rhino dicks

>>43268230
He can be yoonbum and we can be sangwoo

>>43268282
Im finna throw up

ENOUGH IS A ENOUGH

>>43266943
Takaradachi were bred right /here/ in this split so they took on the traits of comfydred...

>>43267662
He's always been kinda mean-spirited when it comes to that and not in the funny banter-y way iI's why un-oshi'd him a long time ago. I couldn't stand being hurt anymore. And after hearing some of the jokes he's said recently I'm just glad I got out sooner than later.

>>43267923
Fuck off kindred

Animal dicks are now deleted I don't want to get banned again for the umpteenth time.

>>43267314
Hand holding while getting fucked by faceless mob…

>>43268449
Of course they'll be like comfydreds, they're the result of incest after all

>>43268519
How do you feel about Sonny, genuinely as a briskadet I wonder how others feel about his banter

>>43268556
TOT who initiated the gangbang, the cat or wife...or is it rape uohhhhh

>>43268282
this is sort of close to a human dick

>>43267900
I'm saying kill yourself for encouraging someone to post gore just to scare off people who probably won't even come here retard. This thread is already shit enough.

oh my god i miss my wife

>>43268724
you say that but wtf is this >>43268355

>>43268763
He'll be back soon...2 weeks hahahahahahaha

>>43268627
theyre talking about mysta..

>>43268843
That's someone being rightfully disgusted at you posting animal dicks in a thread that's supposed to be about male vtubers.

>>43268950
>finna
it was also spoilered, they only have themselves to blame

>>43268950
The people asked for it and I only complied with their wishes

>>43268868
two weeks........two weeks.......two weeks........two weeks.......two weeks........two weeks.......two weeks........two weeks.......two weeks........two weeks.......two weeks........two weeks.......two weeks........two weeks.......two weeks........two weeks.......two weeks........two weeks.......two weeks........two weeks.......

>>43267970
Sonny is Sangwoo and Alban is Yoonbum...

i miss noctyx so much......

>>43269055
sonny breaking alban's legs so he can't leave him

>>43269021
2 weeks it's just 2 weeks we can make it, it's just 2 week it's just 2 week, right?

>>43268950
but someone /here/ literally asked to see the dick anon

>>43268658
Sexcat already getting gangbanged and wife happens to walk in

>>43268885
Never mind I thought they were just talking about chat banter but it was something else

>>43268950
we always talk about animal dicks newfag

>>43268282
Speaking of though, have you ever seen what tapir are packing? Absolutely absurd amount of meat on that animal.

>>43269090
giwtwm.....hearing the crunch from breaking albans legs....his little whimpers and cries of pain...uwohhh TOT

Is it on topic if it’s about male vtubers having animal dicks?

>>43269285
always, anons talked about sonny having a snake dick once or something

>>43269284
No anon bad anon!

If it wasn't for this thread I wouldn't be thinking abut bunnyboy Vox giving me 40 copulations with his tiny bunny penis so it's only a benefit

I've never cared how Mysta feels for gachikoi. In the end my delusions are just my own delusions and I'm not hurt by him rejecting that or suggesting fans take a step back from his content. BFE was never really his forte and it was always forced, one way or the other.
I fell in love with Mysta for two reasons, and that was his humor and openness with his audience. So there's two things that'll make me sad, and that's when he's sad himself, or keeping things from his viewers. The latter hurts more because I know he dislikes keeping things from his audience and feels compelled to because of antis. It's a situation where nobody is satisfied, and he doesn't do it to be mean-spirited. He does it to protect himself.
So it sucks knowing Mysta's going on stream and putting on a happy face but not knowing what he's covering up exactly, and that's where I am right now, and it's got nothing to do with his thoughts on yumes or jokes about having a girlfriend or what have you.

>>43269284
Yes anon good anon!

>>43264411
I miss him so much even though it's only been a week... when will my husband come back from the war...

>>43269325
>>43269439
too late for regrets....poor alban....! TOT

>>43269285
Yes. Alban's barbed micropenis... TOT

>>43269275
Jesus christ...who needs that much dick per square inch of body

holy mother of cope mysta really broke yume mystakes

Who is the sangwoo and who is the yoonbum in your favourite pairings, I'm thinking Vox is sangwoo and Fuuchan in yoonbum but if it's ikeakuma then Ike is Sangwoo and Vox is yoon

>>43269433
there there. it does sort of suck now that the boys went from being open to us and now hide a lot of things because of antis.

>>43269328
Bunny boys in heat is now the new meta, no more cat boys or wolf knots.

>>43269433
ok, now how do i unsubscribe from this anon's blog

>>43269726
luca is sangwoo and mysta is yoonbum. there's an artist who draws mysta with self harm scars and his guts out while luca holds them whispering into his ear

ToT sheep wife is cute but…bunny slut fuuchan…

>>43269768
There's a lot of potential in non-tradidional animal boys. Aggressive and territorial duckboy vox with his corkscrew penis!

>>43269768
knotting is still so hot...i love omegaverse...

>>43269768
not with that small dick

>>43265382
Guess that means they’re never coming to my area. At least Germoney is close so I can go to those conventions.

>>43269433
Sometimes it's not just about how he feels about gachikoi and other kinds of hardcore fans, it's just about saying unnecessary things that can even effect more casual fans. I remember some kindred admitted to feeling affected by that stream where Vox addressed chinks sending death threats even if they didn't do anything. So I get he's trying hard to scare off gachis but I feel like I'm caught in the crossfire by some of his more hardcore jokes like the whole mika thing. I didn't even hate her at first but the way he seems to be using her just to "own" the gachis feels like too much.

>>43269433
How do you feel his stream with Nari earlier?
They literally were flirting with each others on stream

>>43265382
>anime impulse somehow has the money to invite multiple members for multiple cons this year
what the fuck

>>43270573
With those m&g prices they gotta be making a profit

>>43270629
true but they could afford luxiem first of all waves and i never heard of this con till luxiem was announced.

>>43269964
Duckboy...what would they even look like...

>>43268591
The crucial difference is that they perform incest rather than being the result of it

>>43270448
Everyone's entitled to having their own feelings about Mysta. I just dislike personally being told that I should care about X or Y as a fan or people insinuating that Mystakes are mindbroken for not caring. I feel like they are wholly missing the point and fundamentally what I like about Mysta or watch him for. It's casual viewers shitposting about this and making cuckquean jokes, y'know? My concerns lie elsewhere.

>>43270677
tbf we don't know when that deal was made. Animefest got luxiem during their early days so they were probably cheap for implulse too.

>>43270939
>luxiem is the cheap whore wave not noctyx
the more you know

>>43270939
Apparently Anime Impulse has someone connected to management too. I might know one of the livers but it does shit all when it's management setting the prices. Those guys know management.

>>43271031
Definitely not anymore, they're the expensive prostitutes ever since they blew up

gay crossdressing petplay with vox akuma (public bathroom)

>>43271082
are you fulgur's mod?

>>43271114
i honestly want to know the general range of how much they cost just so i can cringe at how someone has asked luca to do 2 sponsored streams that he's failed at for that price

>>43271120
Make sure to not gag so you don't get caught!

>>43271151
No, but the person with connections right the way up is comfydant from what I've heard

>>43271223
I wonder how much the takagi kinded paid vox out of the company funds to give us free vps

>>43271114
Luxiem are expensive escorts that you might get to have sex with if they feel like it, Noctyx is a a whore house that operates out of a run down crack den.

>>43271307
interesting, wonder why they would set noctyx m&gs up the way they did then

>>43271353
Sonny is their pimp and even Sonny sucks cock on occasion if he needs to. Suicide whore wave love!

>>43269649
right? i want to know what fucking caused them to evolve that way because it's uncalled for.

>>43270573
anime impulse is like comic-con for weebs, they absolutely have the money normal cons do not.

>>43271333
realizing that goodsmile also sponsored him for his own nendoroid

>>43271552
id consider that to be anime expo, anime impulse gets away with combining weebs with kpoppies and sneakerheads to get by

>>43271555
>>43271333
Office ladies have powers beyond our comprehension, they can do anything they want

>>43271555
Well, that's goodsmile money. They can do whatever they feel like.

>>43271468
suicide whore wave LOVE ! i love our cheap whores !

i mean this nicely even though it sounds mean: i don't tend to watch hex much but when i do, my brain filters his voice right into background noise and i go right to sleep. i tend to suffer from insomnia so this is a pleasant surprise.

>>43271632
considering you know who got a nendoroid from their china office before the others, that rings true

>>43271463
Con committee members don't always get what they want. I have nothing to do with Anime Impulse but being part of the committee that run other cons, it's often a fight to get the conditions I want for the guests I invite and that's usually just a timeslot and stage that I want them on. The M&G might be a huge money maker but logistically it would be a nightmare.

>>43271724
that would make sense since each m&g that's announced, they've added new rules or restrictions to it. im assuming anime impulse has never done huge m&gs like they've done for nijien

>>43271686
This is me but with Uki as well, they both kind of speak in this low slow tone and it puts me right to sleep. That's why I can't fucking watch this whore stream in the morning otherwise I'll fall asleep.

>>43271552
>comic-con for weebs
So.....an anime convention

>>43271468
Sonny is their pimp and Alban sells crack on the side to make ends meet so they can pay for rent.

>>43268950
Someone missed out on the rabbit boy!copulation conversation...

>>43271815
It will have been a learning curve for them. My first virtual guest was a headache logistically even just for a panel and that was with no M&G

>>43271954
Alban does the crack before he can sell it. That's why he whores so much

>>43271987
you don't have to say if you don't want but how do you even set up for virtual guests? is it just over a discord call or some other platform so they can hear and react?

>>43269898
Based fellow lumysta shipper

I'm gross and want them to be the Sangwoo to my yoonbum though...

>>43272061
such a naughty boy.....he needs correction for wasting their product ! he can pay it back with his body......but he's so cheap he won't make enough to cover the costs....uwohh TOT

>>43272187
i also want them to be the sangwoo to my yoonbum. mysta degrades me while luca praises, best of both worlds.

I love the whore au we've set up over the months, I would spend my life savings for a date with escort vox

>>43272106
You just ask what they chose as their digital platform and use that. Doesn't matter at all what it is as long as I have warning to set it up with the tech team.

>>43272211
Alban could totally charge a higher price but he keeps doing crack before having sex with the clients and he's too strung out to check how much they pay him so he always gets short charged

>>43272464
ohh so that's how it works. thank you! i saw that they were all in a discord call together for the last m&gs so i was wondering about it

>>43271473
I did some googling and apparently it's a prehensile penis, it's meant to be able to grab onto the females and "create a suction"

>>43272363

>>43272820
thanks that's the most terrifying answer possible. i learned something today.

>>43271686
Yeah its a survival mechanism, if you hear his vile voice you'll want to end it all.
Good thing your brain filters it for you.

hex hater is back, nature is healing

>>43273826
as someone ambivalent to him, why do you hate hex, anon

>>43273891
Yeah back from the doxxsite

I miss my demon husband and his shota tendencies

>>43273891
nature can do whatever the fuck it wants as long as i don't have to see that ugly mofo from killing stalking again

>>43274084
killing stalking sucks anyways

>>43274200
I'd sincerely appreciate it if you deleted this abomination

>>43274084
At least make even the smallest attempt to blend in please, you sound like a 12 year old.

>>43274020
I'm trying to imagine prepubescent vox and what he would sound like as an actual shota but I'm having such a hard time, I just can't imagine it

>>43274354
Oh my god I cannot imagine this man before puberty, when his voice changed it must've scared the shit out of everyone.

>>43274200

>>43274354
I imagine that he sounded like some oliver twist/christopher robin-type british boy before his balls dropped and he became a true voice demon

I miss al gato gordo y largo del sexo

>>43274595

>>43274178
i'm glad wife seems to have memoryholed it being recommended to him repeatedly the first few months of his debut

>>43274579
Honestly if I had a kid and he hits puberty and started sounding like Vox I'd freak out as well, like Jesus christ where did that come from, he'd literally be 14-16 sounding like a 30 year old man.
>>43274655
I just need someone who is good with audio editing to pitch up his voice, it'll help with the shota thoughts

>>43275076
I think he'd enjoy reading it, it's not anything revolutionary in terms of plot and writing but it's a fun trashy horny BL to read, it's like those cheesy harlequin romances that's about 100 pages long and the man is toxic as fuck, is it good? No but it's certainly entertaining.

>>43275338
that's the reason i'm glad he forgot about it, because i just know he'd like it the way he likes the MCU kek. if i had to pick a manhwa in the same vein i'd choose the beast must die instead

>>43275528
His MCU autism got in the way of him casting Vox as captain america and him as winter soldier, mcu hate!

>>43274722
I don't speak spanish

>>43275931
and after vox explicitly asked for it too, cape austim hate. god he was so proud of himself for suggesting the category too, my dumb wife...

>>43276364
You obviously can't speak Spanish, you're not a takaradachi.

LOVE!

>>43275154
> I just need someone who is good with audio editing to pitch up his voice, it'll help with the shota thoughts
I’m pretty amateur but I might give it a try for fun. If you guys have any ideal shota Vox moments feel free to drop a timestamp/link, or I’ll just try with the Nintendogs VOD.

Finana's new outfit this weekend, Pomu's in a few weeks...I know the reason for the Luxiem delay is that they need to coordinate as a group versus second outfits being an individual thing, but I'm still finding it frustrating. And then on top of that, the Noctyx outfits will potentially have to be delayed too to give a bigger gap between the two events.

>>43277409
man you're gonna put me in a bad mood if noctyx's will be delayed because of luxiem....urgh

>>43277409
blame management for giving them so much work

>>43277409
They could just do a relay of all Luxnoc’s second outfits

>>43277605
9 hours if they all do 1 hour streams...

>>43277636
Nah I just meant throughout the week

perhaps looking too far into the future but i wonder what kind of 2nd outfit pio will get...

>>43276741
We could've had winter soldier fulgur art, man fucking comic book autismo. The brain washing, the mechanical limbs, childhood bestfreinds (but they're brothers), across century love....

>>43277673
That could work. As long as we then get the usual collab afterwards with them all in the new outfits

Don't let outfits distract us from the fact that we're having a gamer wave and they're all going to be french

a better question is where is the noctyx anniversary merch

>>43278020
tonight. i believe

>>43277866
i hope he gets slicked back hair cause that would be hot. and glasses, he needs glasses

>>43278020
What kind of merch do you think they'll have?

>>43277866
Maybe like grown up themed? because they're in an institute right so the second out fit could be them as adults in their respective fields or something, Ver is a CEO, Pio is a security officer? Hex as a therapist but older

>>43278072
i want them to have iluna half anniv tier merch since luxiem's was just bad

If luxnoc gets shitty merch and the other waves keep getting good stuff im going to mail anycolor something ticking

>>43277867
it was too good to be true, we were robbed
>>43277993
aruvn is "graduating" feb 28, gamer wave march 1st

>>43278179
I saw this on etsy and I would kill someone for official merch like this

>>43278291
we're never getting this type of merch with how anykara is

>>43278377
we will if it's iluna because they love to push that flopwave with good merch

Man I really want to make /rias/ but I don't know if anyone would post in it. I can't bump it constantly myself either. Should I try and make it now or shortly before his sponsor stream?

>>43278428
half of the merch iluna has gotten has been just good merch company collaborations. im starting to think it just costs less to get iluna then it does for other waves

>>43278020
If they get the custom merch with little drawings I'll be angry because why didn't Luxiem get them

>>43278499
noctyx got the same café collab, i remember because they have wife flesh arms and he had to find a justification for it

>>43278377
It's so cute wtf ToT

>>43278587
so did luxiem but i was mostly talking about the omanjuus.

>>43278587
He had his family friendly fake arms on not the war machine one