/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Is it okay that Pomu showed her blurred reflection here?
Also short hair.

>>43238709
>pomies not creeping on briskadets

Luca love!

LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban !

I want to lift Maria above my head and run around while she makes cute airplane noises

Have you seen this adorable penguin?
Now you have!

>>43238709
THIS IS SO CUTE!

it's time

cocksleeve material

Elira love and patience

my pathetic husband, sonny brisko, is streaming today

I love this Rose like you wouldn’t believe!

That's a really nice OP Image, thank you.

miista~ i miss nijipets

>New waves is just males
>Pomu isn't going to say that no other girl is going to want us and say that we belong to her like she normally does when there are new girls

>>43238791
please don't cum all over the brand spanking new thread

Open for a surprise

>>43238744
Her hairpin is not a reflection, and it's cloth so it doesn't reflect

i miss him

>>43238843
>inb4 a better femboy than Aster debuts
>It's a speedrunner

>>43233270
>blockchain and NFTs
Ugh. But then again, YouTube's userbase is full of people who genuinely like that garbage, so I can't really blame them for giving the people what they want. I mean that, but that's coincidentally also one of my favorite James Bond one liners, from Tomorrow Never Dies. In another interesting coincidence, Garbage is also the name of the band that did the theme song for The World Is Not Enough.

>>43238843
>Pomu asked us to make new Pomus while she's on break
>She wants to replace us

>>43238879
He’ll be back soon, believe

>>43238865
GIVE MY NOSE BACK RIGBHT NOW

Our precious lovely Rosemi-sama~

>>43238709
cute

RELEASE THE FROGS

>>43238870
I mean from the wood on the right
Am I the crazy one?

>>43238976
That's a shadow, not a reflection

>>43238943
HAHAHAHA, I WILL NEVER GIVE YOUR NOSE BACK, DUMB PENTOMO

>>43238919
Oh hey, it’s been a while since I saw this

>>43238865
NOT MY NOSE AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>43238865
NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>43238865

>>43239004
pretty please

https://twitter.com/NinaKosaka/status/1626463286714634241
Dumb hag

>>43239058
Masterbaiter

>>43239058
Damn she got me

>>43238513
NINA NO

>>43239058
damn hag, need correction

>>43239058
Fuck you Nina you better stream factorio when you get back.

>>43239058
YOU WIN THIS ROUND, NINA!

>>43239058
Classic Nina vague tweeting.

>>43239027
>>43239033
>>43239045
>>43239052
You fools.... It was too easy... Now I hoard all of your noses and will run (you) economy of this thread!

>>43239210
Typical Jew

>>43239058
This smug bitch kek

>>43239116
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>43239058
This is just "i'm expecting" all over again

doppio....

>>43239210
Mom literally 1-braincelled 3 of us Rosebuds...

CUNNY ACQUIRED, GET IN THE NEXT ONE
https://puzzle.aggie.io/HECzGI

just gonna drink large soda

huh, deemo is one of those no monetization games

Fellow Asterbaiters. You know the meta for COD just changed and is basically P2W right now thanks to Activision not testing the Battlepass guns. He is never gonna get a win in that

>>43239058
Yeah. Sure, I believe you Ninaur

>>43239373
what flavour this time

>>43239373
Large Sodabud... Your health... Onegai...

>>43239373

>>43239386
So what you're saying is, we need to donate to Aster so he can buy the Battlepass guns?

>>43239373
I'm going to marry this bud and force him to get on a treadmill

>>43239386
He's just gonna mald now...

>>43239455
Chubbysemi... I don't know why but it turns me on.

What if Large Sodabud lives in a country where a large is like an American small? Then it's not that bad.

Is it normal to imagine smells when listening to something? I'm listening to maria's ASMR with my eyes closed and i'm feeling girly perfume smells when i do so

>>43239378
I like cytus more, if only they didn’t went full EA on cytus 2...

>>43239455
>petra typing in Japaneses
kek

I miss Elira.

>>43239551
Look up synesthesia

doppio is streaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WngIeyQCxRQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WngIeyQCxRQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WngIeyQCxRQ

I know management was smart and forbid Hogwarts Legacy streams

But I'm starting to get worried one of the idiots will start complaining about it because of how big of an issue it's getting. I'm looking at Mysta especially as soon as he gets pissed or drunk, he'll start mouthing off about it

I think I finally found my beloved in my life
Goodbye Pomu~ I will never miss you again~

Why is the aloupeep crying in the OP pic? wtf!

>>43239550
But he's posted about drinking Large Sodas like 3 times in a day before, I legit would like to help him by being gymbud spotter, but he doesn't live where I live for sure...

>>43239455
ペトラは日本人...

>>43238709
is the pomudachi showing off a pack of condoms to the ryuguard?

>>43239669
don't worry he doesn't care about harry potter at all, and probably has tranny friends

>>43239357
https://files.catbox.moe/i9ot87.jpg

>>43239455
I miss the architect thread

>>43239669
Why people care so much about this game

>>43239669
>worrying about imaginary scenarios
Meds

>>43239716
Still worried, really the best thing to do would be to just shut up and not mention the game or drama but half the branch doesn't know how to be professional it feels like

>>43239461
Just because he has the guns, doesn't mean he'll have the perks or attachments etc to refine them for the meta. Legit the way WARZONE works is that your average TDM or S&D unlocks overlap with the BR. So you basically spend 20mins spamming double XP unlocks (you get them via general gameplay) on shipment and boost the fuck out of whatever gun until you are meta ready. Only then will you maybe be ready for the tryhard nature of that game. However we gotta factor in he is also on a fresh account, so plenty of bot (Chinese variety) lobbies await too.

Some games, you have basically the "tryhard" brackets. Like how in Fortnite, you know that trios is a death sentence for newbeis. WARZONE is just "tryhard" across the board.

tl:dr; There is a reason why even the biggest COD streamers are going variety Andy right now.

I am gonna fap to Pomu. Hopefully this makes me miss her less.

>>43239678
>Said the same thing 3 months ago, but still came back
curious

>>43239762
Go back

>>43239678
Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

>>43239779
Me fapping to Rosemi just made me love her more and miss her more...

Luxiem outfits when

>>43239844
When Luxiem comes back to life

>>43239844
+Shu weeks

>>43239831
they can't

>>43239678
Don't shill your chuba here anon

>>43239844
When Shu releases a cover

>>43239844
luxiem has been suspended

>>43239844
When Shu

>>43239844
Right after Pomu's third outfit where she shows her fat butt

>>43239844
No outfits anymore. Management will neglect Luxiem from now on because of they turn against them on Twitter.

I love this Feesh!

>>43239747
Kekw

luxiem and noctyx will get outifts together

When i'm bored i sometimes go through Ren's replies to see what wild things i'm gonna find out

deemo's such a nice comfy game
the music's beautiful too

>>43240016
After Iluna's 2nd outfits

>>43239678
This doesn't even makes sense because she doesn't stream at Pomu hours.

You know with how many members of NijiJP there seem to be whose entire existence is dedicated to games like Apex, I can't blame Aster for trying to make that his thing. I'm still to this day discovering livers I've never heard of like Naraka and I check her channel and it's basically just a bunch of FPSes and that's it. (Amusingly, she has in fact played Naraka: Bladepoint, though.) This is a good company to join if you're into those games.
Thing is, if you're gonna join Nijisanji with the intention of being an Apex streamer, you should probably learn Japanese so you can play with the other Apex streamers. I don't really see the benefit in joining Nijisanji just to play Apex alone. But Aster seems to have absolutely no interest in the JP side.

>>43240039
Ren....

>>43239844
.....

>>43239886
kek

>>43240039
is this what people call grooming

>>43240039
Ren... your wife...

>>43239678
I feel like she has the worst design out of all the idol en girls.

>>43240039
Man of peace and taste

>>43240071
Is that?

>>43240126
He can have more than one. There's a thing called sharing. You should try it sometime.

>>43240126
What if she likes lolis too?

>>43239844
Ethyria had the card suits, now they’ll get another pair of suits

>>43240039
FUCKING KEK

>>43240039
Ren... your wife will see this.

>>43240066
Gamers will play Apex with Aster, don't worry

>>43240270
Holy sweet mother of Jesus

>>43240179
Women are not meant to be shared, you should strive to keep your relationship with your girlfriend or wife monogamous and in a deep state of trust that neither side will break their vow of commitment to each other.

But as a matter of fact I do share your MOTHER with my bros from time to time, what about it huh?

>>43240270
Ok now this is what's called grooming kek

>>43240270
No one can stop him

>>43240270
Ren is always so fucking horny kek

>>43240230
I loooooooooooooooooooove suits!

>>43240066
They also tend to win anon... Petra got a win in less time and with 0 kills

>>43240270
Ren......

>>43239058
you idiots this is the double fake-out, gamers coming next week

>>43240270
Ren's actually gigachad

>>43240314
that girl is unironically a lesbian in a relationship

>Pio needs to play Deemo on normal
How, Deemo is the easiest rhythm game I've ever played

>>43240230
>shu gets a clown outfit
>vox gets a chinese boatman outfit
>luca gets a pomu outfit
>mysta gets a mika outfit
>ike gets a grandma outfit

>>43240039
>>43240270
Based ojisan

>>43240230
I’ll genuinely be surprised if Luxiem new outfits isn’t a suit.

>>43240179
It's called polygamy you stupid

Ren is unironically one of these ojisans who say baby girl...

>>43240066
Apex was like the lazy streamer trap for the longest time in NijiJP. Lots of people with no idea what to do with their content fell down that hole. It doesn't seem so bad nowadays but it used to be that there were so many people that would just spam Apex because it was popular and they got addicted. They weren't good at it or all that serious about getting good really. It was just the game where channels go to die. Once fun streamers turn into zombies that sit there barely speaking as they spam one game on repeat for months upon months. I wouldn't say that counts Naraka though shes actually decent at FPS and reaches out to other parts of the JP FPS community and so on.

>>43240340
At Petra's MMR you'd have to be legitimately braindead not to get a win. Aster is playing against high level players.

>>43240429
And he's married, he basically is an ojisan that won

>>43239844
what would their outfit theme even be?

I genuinely love Shu Yamino. I wish him all the happiness in the world

I hope briskadets are paying close attention to Ren, that right there encompasses your future husband, a pomie oji-san horny lecherous fat balding bastard who will wangy wangy your armpits while you sleep.

>>43240590
Greek/roman gods

>>43240590
Gladiators

>>43240039
>>43240270
Unrelated but I've noticed that Ren is the only one from Iluna and Xsoleil that Ollie follows. I think after Noctyx management must have told her to take it easy with following literally everyone from the enemy company so she doesn't do it anymore, but she has an excuse to do it with Ren because he's always networking. He's like the Ollie of Nijisanji with how he seems to show up everywhere.

I'm starting to change my mind on Iluna, its starting to feel like things were over-exaggerated on how 'bad' they were.

>>43240604
I am not balding

How wonderful, Selen is going to ship this belt to someone who doesn't deserve it.

Ren's a pomie in this thread...

>>43240693
>doesn't deny wangy wangy'ng your wife's armpits while she sleeps

>>43240682
they were calling >shoto as senpai tier bad, now they’re just meh tier

>>43240682
Explain

>>43240604
>Ren
>oji-san horny lecherous fat balding bastard who will wangy wangy your armpits while you sleep
Wait, how do you know that?

>>43240725
Enna is going to lose it, and come next year she is going to say she doesn't know where it is

Pio thinks books without words are crap!

GN anons, hope to have a wonderful tomorrow with our oshis and with (You)

>Dio deeds do day Deemo don dormal
Dow, Deemo dis dhe deasiest dhythm dame di've dever dlayed

>>43240429
Ren flirts with quilldren and briskadets in /NijiEN/

>>43240725
She could have got an Indian bootleg for cheaper and more refined in design

>>43240766
They aren't completely unredeemable garbage as was the common narrative., they are 'ok' and filler tier

>>43240811
gn bud

>>43240811
gn bud !

>>43240270
DAMN REN IS WINNING
https://twitter.com/yuniiho/status/1621785129151504385

>>43240763
>hi shoto senpai
>is kazuha here?
>who is pomu
>what’s MLP?
>NijiIN was NijiEN? Oooh lore
I feel like only Scarle watched NijiEN before debut.

>>43240881

>>43240725
I wish it had gone to someone like Doppio

>>43240449
Because in its peak of popularity, APEX was not only a fun FPS, it was a way of socializing in JP streamer sphere.
It's fun and good for your number in some way because it can attract casual viewers (though lots of them abandon your content as soon as you stop playing). But most importantly, it's a way of socializing with other streamers or Vtubers.
Don't know what to play when collab? Apex
First time meeting someone on stream and afraid you don't know what to say? Play Apex
Want to meet some new friends? Join Apex tournament
It's like the most brain-dead way of producing your content, but it sometimes works better than carefully producing something

TOO MANY PEOPLE GETTIN' RAPED NOW
AND THAT'S TOO MANY PEOPLE GETTIN' RAPED Y'ALL
AND THAT'S TOO MANY PEOPLE GETTIN' RAPED NOW
I GOT TOO MANY PEOPLE GETTIN' RAPED NOW

WE GOTTA STOP WITH ALL THOSE RAPE NOW
WE GOTTA STOP WITH ALL THOSE RAPE Y'ALL
WE GOTTA STOP WITH ALL THOSE RAPE NOW
WE GOTTA STOP WITH THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN' RAPE NOW

>>43240881
this is flirting... renster...

>>43240682
Iluna is good. This thread was astroturfed by Holobronies because Iluna debuted at the exact same time as Flopus. They knew they couldn't win off the quality of their own livers, and certainly not off numbers, so they spent an incredible amount of time here trying to convince people here that Iluna was bad and it unfortunately worked on some people.

>>43240881
Boob veins...

>>43240848
I’ve seen someone explained it better so I’m gonna steal what they said, NijiEN S1 are the varsity players, S2 are the benchwarmers.

>>43240848
It took them seven months to reach filler tier despite the backgrounds they specialised in? Still unredeemable shit to me.
>>43240897
He choked against Ren and Vox

>>43240882
Aia is a Quild

>>43240930
Wanna know how he conquered planets? He impregnated every woman in every planet he visited

>>43240882
>I feel like only Scarle watched NijiEN before debut.
She was Fulgur's nepo hire

I don't like S2, they should retcon it continue from S1

Holy fucking SHIT anon.... hey man... jesus... I can't believe it... your oshi... they're... so... cool...

>>43240997
Do you people just pick random livers out of a hat and make this shit up so you feel better about getting rejected from Nijisanji?

>>43240881
chinese sisters calling him a real man in the quote retweets are killing me
https://twitter.com/RenZott0/status/1621780542479032320

>>43240590
Fast food workers

>>43240682
There are JPs and IDs out there who are worse off than Iluna. I think each of them fits a specific niche that most people won't care about, but the people who love them will really love them and that's good.

please give me back my shu i need him

>>43241046
Listen to his lore video

>>43241075
kek

>>43241046
>He doesn’t know

>>43241046
I think the nepo hire thing is bullshit but Scarle was credited in Fulgur's debut for voicing the female cyborg.

Is Scarle okay

>>43240882
Aia watches Luxiem, presumably ike, and Maria is a Nijifag in general.
I think there was a narrative about Kyo being an aloupeep floating around for some time but I can't remember if it's a rrat or truth.

>>43241046
Okay anon. Watch this section from Fulgur's debut lore. Who's voice is that. Oh yeah. It's her. I watch the livers, you watch the threads faggot. We are not the same
https://youtu.be/WJI7t6MFWUI?t=210

Maria is cute and hardworking and is pretty good at games. Aia is dorky and her creative streams are interesting. Aster is inoffensive and built to take cock. Ren's music streams are cool. The only ones I can't get into are Scarle and Kyo. Honestly I think Iluna is fine. Maybe not a homerun, but there's some good in it.

>>43241045
Holy cow… your oshi too… they’re so… cool…

>>43241116
as a comfydant, please don't. save yourself

>>43240270
this is the kind of thing where a lot of girls would think type of behaviour is endearing in some way if they think you are hot and if you aren't they would just think its creepy

>>43241109
He's too busy planning my murder and dismemberment.
I offer my sincere apologies.

>>43240938
iLuna's pre-debut twitter was by far the worst and soured a lot of people on them, and it didn't help that Aia'a debut was pretty terrible and the worst parts were constantly posted here. Not everything is the holofag boogyman.

>>43241213
Don't forget Kyo's social media fuck-up leading to the numbers narrative looping for months on end until XLOLISEX

>>43241176
Aia also watches NijiJP even if she doesn’t understand them

>>43240938
i don’t hate iluna but i sure smell some bias from this post

>>43241176
>I think there was a narrative about Kyo being an aloupeep
It's a joke from Enna. He's a clipwatcher.

>>43241257
she's just like me..

>>43241075
women like alpha males like ren
this is why he gets pussies

>>43240682
They’re not THAT bad all things considered but just remember the high quality of the branch when they joined and how dogshit their debut weeks were despite being among some of the biggest vtuber debut spotlights ever

>>43241152
How did Fulgur manage to get a nepo hire in? Wasn't he the least popular EN member at the time? I think management was considering Scarle anyways because of noombers and Fulgur let her voice a character to help her feel welcome when she inevitably did get picked.

sonny LOVE

>>43241311
it was low key second hand humiliating

>>43241210
stop being suicidal dummy

>>43241311
Didn’t help that Aia and Maria were terribly sick and Scarle had bad tech issues around their debuts

>>43241309
if he was single they'd call him a dog, but because he's married and flirts around that makes him a chad?

>>43241343
>low-key
>secondhand
now you won't get caught in the crossfire when the doxxsite sisters invade

>>43241343
>low key

>>43240938
Nah the killing blow to iluna was the overly horny twitterposting pre-debut, their insane sub growth with all members hitting over 100k before debut and largest debuts so far, the fanbase's expectations could've never reconciliate with reality.

People wanted another vox in ren, a fucking shota in kyo, people expected Scarle to be much more explicit and fanservicey(to be honest I prefer the Scarle we got) , Aia shot herself in the foot lmao; femboyfags got an actual femboy but they hate him because he's just gay4pay, and Maria is a sweeter Rosemi and her singing is really good.

Now however these wild expectations from the fanbase? I don't even know where to begin.

I think Kyo had a strong start because he took the time to get accostumed to Nijisanji by watching streams before and after debut, as a sort of homework. He did bring a new type of dynamic to the branch but he relied on bullying too much and it has certainly backfired on him. Coupling with Enna was fun at first but now it's a bit old and tired. He's also become more sensitive which is a far call from his debut self of being a bully.

Aia had her slip up at debut that made people turn away from her. As well as presenting herself as this cool, badass delinquent but ended up becoming the fucking nerd emoji.


Ren is literally Sonny skinwalking, same fuckboy laugh and all, what the fuck.

Aster is aster...

I'm tired man

>>43241388
Enna made that post, show some respect.

>>43241368
>Aia had months to prep and only recently fixed her shit mic
>Scarle had months to prep and they even do test streams, still went with wi-fi on debut
>Kyo had years to go to speech therapy. Still suffers his set back

>>43241385
Ren gives off an air of just doing it as a joke/for the lulz, not as a serious attempt at flirting.

>>43240848
>>43240944
>>43240953
I see the exact same lines that were once used against Ethyria and Noctyx in these posts. By this time next year Iluna will be considered a "classic" wave with devoted fans and people will be regurgitating this exact same shit against whoever is the newest wave at the time. Probably some stupid ass name like Athenium.

Man I just came here to see if there's a date for the offcollab stream but I learned doxnig site and dramanig got btfo instead, BASED

>>43241210
please tell him to stop, i want you to live and him to be back already…

>>43241322
>Wasn't he the least popular EN member at the time?
That was Reimu up until Aster took the throne from the ghost.
You're thinking too narrowly, noctyx was prince to luxiem's throne.

>Spent 1 hour fapping to Pomu
Fapping is such a time wasting activity...

fallen shepherd ft. RabbiTon Strings - ENDYMION

>>43241368
And Kyo hasn't recovered yet from his serious case of Salmonella Fitzgerald

>>43241491
Is that KND? I don't remember AHHHHH

>>43241457
Fuck no, this thread will always hate Iluna. The immediate good reception to lolisex proved that it wasn’t just “old thing good new thing bad” that made everyone hate them here.

>>43241444
I only talked about Aia’s sickness (cough) and I didn’t mention Kyo at all. Fuck off

>>43241385
>if he was single they'd call him a dog, but because he's married and flirts around that makes him a chad?
Women are programmed to want what other women have.
If you were woman and one of your girls was dating a fucking aloupeep you'd want him too, that's just how it works for them.

>>43241385
who said he's married?

>>43241430
i love her but i marvel at how enna kinda speaks three languages but isn't good at any of them while living in the highest educated country in the world

>>43241525
It's a short made before KND by the same dude, it's about a boy and a chimp taking care of a mad scientist lab and breaking shit on accident

>>43241367
what does it say

>>43241545
>this thread
>everyone
don’t speak for me you doublenigger

>>43241458
do you think NijiEN is celebrating that the doxxsite finally getting purged??

>>43241418
>people expected Scarle to be much more explicit and fanservicey
Considering her "Mommy" bait on social media, yes. Many of us expected the Latina femdom. Even Nina was worried that she was going to get upstaged. Then we got a Mexaflip child

I love Rosemi with all of my heart!

>>43241418
afaik kyo has always been the one getting bullied in collab

bros fulgur's looking kinda hot in this puzzle but i am not gay
what do

>>43241457
No one shitposted about Noctyx here aside from the meh art pre-debut, and while everyone loves to shitpost about Ethyria, despite being unprofessional, they actually are hardworking and they improved content/entertainment wise, they also had great milestone streams (1st anniversary and new outfits), I can’t say the same when it comes to Iluna

>>43241176
Aia's oshis were Nina and Yugo. At the time, Nina was unfairly hated here so it probably contributed to why nobody was willing to give Aia a fair shake.

>>43240682
No no, they were bad, doesn't mean they can't improve

>>43241607
No I’m right, the thread is all me and my 67 phones

>>43241525
>KND
Man it’s been a while since I heard that name. I kinda want to rewatch it now

>>43241457
Ethyria sucked, Iluna sucked significantly more

>>43238709
mysta is playing league of legends with nari in 3 hours
https://youtu.be/nQyYholkW8E

>>43241677
>mysta
>league
Mystakes....

>>43240682
>astroturfing shills changed public perception with weak-minded faggots
many such cases

>>43241677
GET AWAY FROM HER GET AWAY FROM HER GET AWAY FROM HER GET AWAY FROM HER GET AWAY FROM HER

>>43241587
oh thanks
That's why it has similar design

>>43241595
FLIP YOUR PHONE AROUND DUMB BUD

>>43241608
They're probably have been eating those fancy ice cream and crepes in japan, chugging gallons of maple syrup in canada and eating nutella with a spoon in NA LETS GO australia is probably doing australian shit dunno frying kangaroo steak in the asphalt

>>43241458
>>43241608
WAIT, HUH?? It finally got purged? Who did it? ANYCOLOR, Cover, or both?

Friendly reminder that Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, Iluna and Xsoleil sisters and liver should kill themselves.

>>43241638
Honestly that SJW comment (or joke depending on the anons that mention it) in her debut was the death knell. People want cute girls doing cute things

>>43241487
>Fapping is such a time wasting activity...
Pomie it's much easier if you save images that you like, let's say of Pomu.
And when you fap next time you open up the image and imagine yourself doing lewd things to Pomu or making love to her in a way you like.

Searching in galleries for good pics AND fapping is time consuming, but going back to the good pics and using your imagination to expand a scenario is much more exciting and you don't have to force yourself to cum.

>>43240938
You realize this place has very little effect on the community as a whole right. No amount of shitposting changes that. Tempus and luna were both given a fair chance. Even with Ilunas twitter being shit, they still had insane debut numbers, meaning people still gave them a chance for a while. They just didn't give anything new or at least what people expected/wanted. Tempus at least lived up to peoples expectations.

>>43241633
it's okay fuuchan is a woman

>>43239844
Its gonna be disappointing anyway.

>>43241677

>>43241418
>Ren is literally Sonny skinwalking, same fuckboy laugh and all, what the fuck.
Fuck off, they're different.
I love every second Sonny is on screen and I'm indifferent about Ren(his music streams are nice though)

>>43241621
Oh yeah Nina and Reimu were in possible cahoots until we got to know Scarle.

>>43241788
nari is so cute, i wish more en members collabed with her

>>43240882
The only emberassing thing was Shoto senpai, everything else was nothingburger.
>NijiIN was NijiEN? Oooh lore
Nobody gives a single fuck about pajeets and they would be totally forgotten if Noor wasn't their member. Even JP fags don't remember IN becoming EN, demanding Iluna to know such obscure trivia is just autism

>>43240938
>Iluna is good
kek

>>43241487
This is why I limit myself to once a week and I absolutely destroy my dick when the time comes

Friendly reminder that Lazulight and Obsydia brothers and liver should kill themselves.

>>43241792
*rapes u*
how you like that you potty mouted lil' naughty slut?

>>43240780
Didn't Enna said that she would rather graduate than to participate again next year?

>>43241677
I literally can't understand a single thing Nari says

You guys forgot about the biggest yab related to Iluna.
KAZUHA? IS HE IN CHAT?

>>43241757
It's hard to imagine sex when you've never had it

>>43241807
Mysta said he has a collab with her. Honestly the most surprising friendship I've seen formed in Nijisanji.

>>43241322
I think the way this shit works has been the same through out the process. It's not one parrticular person literally just saying "hey anycolor hire my friends". Loads of people apply, that gets cut down to a shortlist. Once they have that shortlist they probably speak to existing members to see if there is anyone among them that anyone would recommend. After all when something is so heavily based on interacting with each other getting people you know will get along with other members has some value. If someone gets a good word from some or multiple members that boosts their chances of selection. Elira, Pomu, Rosemi, probably all would have given a good word if asked about Enna/Millie, Petra would have given a good word if asked about Reimu, Elira, Pomu, Rosemi, Enna, Millie would have given a good word if asked about Shu probably, Elira and Pomu would have given a good word about Mysta probably, Elira, Pomu, Enna, Millie, Shu for Uki and so on. They all at the very least would be able to say "I know them from before and they seemed like a good member of the community lots of people I am friends with and other members got along with" if not being outright friends with them directly.

>>43241457
ngl the ones who shitposts about ethyria luxiem and noctyx are the least obvious lazusydia fags aka holobronies

>>43241845
she's speaking cat, you wouldn't get it

>>43241834
Considering Selen struggled managing it this year, I'd not be shocked if next year is downsized or passed over to another liver to host.

>>43240938
This would’ve gotten more (You)s with a Kyo image bro

>43241825
>brothers
Are they here already? Guess its morning in SEA or something

>>43241850
nah "shoto senpai" blows that out of the water

>>43241845
Don’t worry. No one can understand her

>>43241864
Just kiss your pillow and whisper Pomu's name while you jerk off you whiny sack of potatos.

Never hated Maria
Never hated Ren
Never hated Scarle
Never hated Aia
Never cared Aster
Always hated Kyo

enna’s activity on her PL account scares me.. i hate twitter’s for you page for showing me it

>>43241869
well i know mysta does. all because she found him funny in the first collab they did together

>>43240682
After watching aster for 5 streams I have to say I agree. I thought he was the worst hire ever but honestly i really like him. His streams are something i look forward to now. Iluna really is okay. Its comfy.

>>43241757
I have plenty of pics saved. It's mostly because my depression meds make it hard for me.

>>43241832
kys stalker pomie, the joke stopped being funny when you made art with briskadets getting molested and raped, that's just harassment, it was only funny when you were being desperate and failed to get laid

>>43241877
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
I FUCKING LOVE FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>>43241873
>>43241485
By that logic the gamer wave will contain Cy Yu because he was in Zaion's lore video.
Sometimes people hire voice actors. It's not that complicated.

>>43241487
If it's a time waste you're doing something wrong

>>43241825
Doxxsisters, I just heard the news... My condolences.
actually no you can go fuck yourselves haha

>>43241888
>>43241911
I can understand Ars mumble and Na Sera whispering but what the pluck is Nari

>>43241899
>literally quoting a shitpost that is making fun of another shitpost
Learn to read, SEAnigger.

>>43241941
>he's taking the pharmaceutical jew
it's over for you pomie once you get on meds you may as well troon out

Well it looks like they are starting to wake up, time to hold down the fort.

>>43241948
Retarded briskadet that art was made by another briskadet

>>43241979
go back, doxxsister, OH WAIT

>>43242008
What? The Euros? I like them

>>43241985
she's meowing half of the time she speaks, i just think she's cute. i dont need to understand her

>>43241992
>projecting
lmao

>>43241770
You say that, but at the end of the day, Tempus ended up having the same noombers as Iluna. The whole brotuber and magged shitposting was fun for couple of month, but they became stale by the time the second half of Tempus debuted.

>>43241677
Why isn't he streaming his POV? Why is he so fucking lazy? I want to hurt him.

>>43242061
>doesn’t know what a joke is
retard

If there's one thing anon's good at in this thread is gatekeeping people from liking Iluna

>>43241941
Here's some meds for depression
Go outside
Have a walk
Clean your room
Wash your dishes
Take a shower
Walk up a hill
Stretch your legs
Eat foods rich in vitamin D, B6 and Zinc
Tell your family you love them
Hug yourself

>>43241968
What I am saying isn't complicated. Just that Anycolor probably goes to the existing members with a list of people they are thinking of hiring and says "is there anyone here you think would be a good fit, do you think you could get along with these guys if we hired them" and so on and then takes that into consideration when making hiring decisions. It makes too much sense for it not to happen in a industry where getting along with people in front of the public is a huge part of making a success.

Anons don’t make jokes. There’s legitimately too many autistic anons in these threads

>>43242061
>one posts says sister
>the other one says brother instead
>hurr durr muh SEA
Are you perhaps, autistic?

>>43242085
>Why is he so fucking lazy? I want to hurt him.
Because he is one of the highest earners in NijiEN without trying. He can return once a week and get paid more than some of us will see in years. He's set

>>43241873
My new rrat is that Kyo got Zaion in because they both watch dirtbag leftist streamers. The drama between them is manufactured to bring more eyes to their channels. It'll all culminate in a one-on-one collab where they pretend this was a nothingburger that was resolved privately and everyone who saw drama was overreacting. Then they'll collab more often, Zaion replacing Enna as his new "bestie". Then the whole cycle repeats with Kyo manufacturing drama with another liver

>>43241899
>>43241979
>>43242061
>Taking a funpost way seriously
Where the fuck do you retards even came from, either way, go kill yourselves.

Gentlemen, I am in need of your finest rare lewd for my next fap

>>43242224

>>43242224
Just CUM to Rosemi-sama's FAT ass and sexy feet.

>>43242214
>funpost

They're dox site refugees and couldn't be more obvious

>>43242209
So at what point does Zaion pull a Hasan on Kyo Destiny

>>43240136
Shit taste

Quick, post cunny to scare the doxxsisters away!

>>43241485
By the way, I'm pretty sure Aster will pass Reimu at some point. All of Iluna has been catching up with her and unsurprisingly Ren already passed her. Her growth is nothing. It's a good thing she does not seem to give a single fuck about numbers and just seems to enjoy chilling in Nijisanji because a more number-minded liver would have been gone a long time ago. I'm gonna say maybe sometime in June, Aster will pass Reimu. I feel like it'll be shorter than that but let's still go with June.

>>43241311
>High quality
>Noctyx
>Ethyria
>Petra
>Finana
lol
lmao

>>43240056

>>43242334
Band-Aid in hair?

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>>43242200
god i wish that were me

>>43242209
>>43242292
>>>/pol/
Nijisanji is not the place for your kind.

>shills not even trying to be subtle

Iluna > lolisex > NijiEN S1

>>43242334
I thought this was Shiina’s sister at first, but it’s actually Eli and Naraka’s sister

>>43241677
i love nari's arts, she's so adorbable, hope they have fun

This loop is dry as hell it makes me sad

how come the drama we get is relatively tame compared the the hardcore stuff other corporations are getting?

>>43242209
>Reminder that Kyo washed rice with soap just to make people mad
I beleive this rrat

Imagine cumming on F'nana's chubby little stubby sexy hmong feet and toes

>>43242458
We already passed the baton, just wait until it comea full circle

>>43242405

>>43242085
Relax, Mystake schizo. He said he'd stream it over Twitch if he ended up streaming it, yeah? He could very well still do a guerrilla.

>>43241677
It's so cute that Nari can draw Mysta's hat now. I remember when she was drawing luxiem in the big nijisanji unity image and she trouble drawing Mysta's hat

>>43242405
CUTE
Someone please help him

>>43241771
i thought he's a bara

>>43242411
So two livers who are into these creators and get hired are, but we aren't? Go look at who Zaion follows on Twitch champ

Nari’s mama should make more livers

I actually hate Seffyna's money song

>>43241948
briskadet, I am sorry to break the news to you but some of your kinds want to mate with pomies

>>43242562
Honestly she would be better flat

I actually hate anons

Hmmm, I wonder who’s behind the Iluna, Ethyria, Noctyx shitposting this time, there’s no way they couldn’t be from the other waves, right? Definitely not from Lazusydia or Luxiem, that would be absurd.

Aster is losing it....

Sonny doko...

Ok femanons, speaking as a maleanon.

Wouldn't you agree there's a difference between your oshi simply streaming with a male, being friends with a male....and your oshi actively flirting with a male? And not just flirting like her vtuber persona is flirting, but actually flirting in the IRL sense, to the point that they're trying to meet up IRL.

You can see the difference right?

>>43242664
lazusydia are holobronies, we know this already

>>43242030
>>43242596
THOSE AREN'T REAL BRISKADETS. REAL KADETS ARE ONLY LOYAL TO SONNY, THEY DON'T GO AFTER DESPERATE BEGGARS WHO SMELL BAD.

what are you watching/doing right now anon??

>>43241929
same but with my two other oshi, it's so frustrating I am considering blocking their rm's twitter account so I don't need to see shit

>>43242705
nobody /here/ can decide on what flirting actually is

>>43242705
Why are you using Elira to shitpost, Ennaschizo?

>>43242705
kys ennaschizo

>>43242664
all me
>>43242690
never gets old
>>43242737
this thread

The other company going public is gonna be another item #fags will jump right into

>>43241968
Like imagine it like she is already through to the very last stage of being hired based on her own merits. Then Anycolor asks for opinions on the potential members from all the existing members or whatever to see if there is anyone that made it that far that would be a disaster to hire or would get along particularly well with existing members. At that stage she would be able to get a good word from someone who is already a member and the rest probably would have had nothing to say about her good or bad. If you don't make it to being all but hired without that input it would never make a difference but before you hire someone it makes sense to ask people in the company who would have been involved in similar communities what they know about them.

>>43242705
My oshi sucks at flirting he will never get laid

>>43242732
>THEY DON'T GO AFTER DESPERATE BEGGARS WHO SMELL BAD
based

>>43242544
he wants a bara to fuck him

>>43242737
Using AI to look up Rosemi's skirt

When they say “as a xx” or something of the sort, always assume otherwise

>>43242596
>>43242732
Pomu my woman.....

>>43242841
Start sharing.

>>43242737
Watching Millie's Ace Attorney vod, I put it on hold for a long time and now I'm here at part 2

I like Mysta. I think he is funny and cute I am sexually aroused by him.

>>43242504
why are you replying to the schizo

>>43242804
Didn’t ask
Stop obsessing over those schizophrenic trannies

>>43242705
Um, sweetie, that sounds like an incel mindset, this company clearly isn't for you, the Hololive thread is that way

>>43242705
They can do
Whatever the fuck they want.
It doesnt matter. Im sure there are a lot of aspects of my oshi's life I dont know about. There's no point in getting butthurt over them hanging out with a friend on steam. And I think it's stupid to assume people are fucking through their interactions from a livestream. No matter how 'real' a vtuber portrays themselves to be, they're still exaggerating it, even if it's only a little bit.

>>43242544
not too bulky enough to be one, see belmond, maimoto

>>43242705
Meeting with someone IRL isn't flirting. I meet with people IRL on a daily basis and haven't flirted with anyone in years. Flirting is flirting.

>>43242737
listening to piochan play deemo. i can't watch this cause the notes speed is killing me

>>43242705

>>43242862
It's not actually going very well

>the entirety of sailor moon is now available on youtube
hasta la vista suckers

>>43242953
It is? I never actually watched it despite it being a classic. Is it good?

>>43242953
Is it available with JP dub and EN subs though?

>>43241677
I wonder if Mysta is nervous about trying to talk to her in English and the 5 japanese words he knows.

>>43242952
pain...

>>43242664
Go back

>>43242953
>he hasn't watched all of the non Crystal Sailor Moons yet
NGMI

>>43242030
>>43242596
I just draw what I think is funny. There's no deeper meaning.
Also I may be a briskadet but I'm also just generally a Nijien hako oshi. But no one will replace Sonny.

>>43243024
No, you go back, oh wait, you can’t.

I sometimes saw posts about anons having wives but never see femanons having husbands, why is that

>>43242705
>>43242782
Ok but wouldn't you think it's weird for your oshi to be giving her fans "virginity updates", like that's not normal right? There's some kind of dysfunction going on.
Like imagine if your oshi, let's say Sonny, had a "bodycount counter" and constantly told his chat what his bodycount was. That wouldn't be right.