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Fat cat :,)

pio has been very creative and adorable and super hard at work. he actually spoils PST rotten because youre able to get two streams in the afternoon and at night, he loves chat interactivity and niche games and cringekino roleplay and is generally really cute and sweet on his chat. he's been keeping me sane through the drought. im always torn between gatekeeping him from underages or shilling him so he can get the love he deserves

miss milord love milord...i hope he's feeling well...

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

Local gas station hooker sucking dick
https://poipiku.com/759140/8287873.html

>>43166412
Gatekeeping from minors is always the correct decision.

wuca love! day 9
hey luca, remember when you said you would do a guitar stream when you moved to your new place but instead you did a recorder concert that killed my ears but i stayed and listened to you talk for the next 6 hours about random things. hoping your break doesn't go for another 24 days again

>>43166285
That means a lot, thank you for the kind words. And yeah, I may get frustrated and sad at some of Ike's actions, like his dependency on soda and energy drinks, and how when he isn't streaming or taking time off he's almost always working on something, whether it be for others or for himself. But, at the end of the day, I love him dearly, he's what made me start dedicating time to VTubers again, he brings me a lot of happiness, so I accept and love him for who he is, frustrations, flaws, and all.

Sorry to get all sappy and rambling, I can't help myself when it comes to him. i hope your oshi comes back to you soon too, anon. Have a good day!

>>43166412
Gatekeep him from the minors and shill him to the correct audience

>>43166412
Yeah, Pio has been a blessing on so many levels...willing to take on a tough time slot, taking lots of risks in terms of game choice and streaming style. I hope he'll slow down just a little though...I wish more of the boys would do what Uki does and take shorter breaks more regularly rather than burning out and needing super long breaks to recover.

>>43166838
Uki has the best work life balance out of all the boys and he streams whatever he wants, I've never seen him give a shit about numbers, everyone should be more like him.

>>43166838
I'm also worried he might burn out at this rate.. My concernfagging never ends sadly

>>43166412
gatekeep, gaslight and girlboss, no other option
i love piochan but god, i wish he would take it easy and slow down a bit? like i get birthday, membership, drama cd at the end of last month but hearing him talk about how he decided to purposely fuck up his sleeping schedule today made me want to smolder him with a pillow. i hope his actual two days of break are actually spent on that so i can stop being a concernfag over here over the possible burn out

>>43166976
we have aster as an example of that so that doesn't work

>>43166412
hmmm my oshi being on break killed all my motivation of checking out xsoleil but i'll check out piochan's next stream then! i do think his voice is the best out of the three newest boys.

>>43166838
sometimes I kek so hard at management, imagine managing a bunch of streamers such that they have to cut down on their primary job of streaming....sigh but we'll never know what goes on. I also thought I was doing fine but I think I'm reaching a breaking point (rest of the community as well probably with how much I miss (oshi) tweets/messages I've been seeing) . I never expected a year on since I fell into the rabbithole I just want them back like when I first discovered them ;u;

Why be sad when you can be horny

>>43167321
i need a prompt to go off of

>>43167238
piochan is streaming yomawari in like two hours if you wanna hear his serious voice before the game crashes. he's doing a rhythm game day with two streams tomorrow if you want more fun stuff and he has a lot of excellent streams from the past if interested.

>>43167436
I don't know how to write so here have this

>>43167484
:c

>>43166769
no problem, i really meant it. i’m accustomed to be logical about everything to the point of seeming heartless so seeing someone who can indulge their frustrations and still be rational about it was nice.
i already made peace with myself about whenever he decides to come back, but i do also hope it’s going to be soon.
and have a good day to you too!

>>43167622
I'm sorry anon I actually have thoughts but it's the dead babies and other werid comfydant fetish thoughts kek, I didn't want to make it weird.

>>43167974
its okay, i dont think the dead babies work for my oshi anyways so id have nothing to add.

come watch wife's totsu karaoke in nini

Ninisani anon got wife's S1 finale karaoke working, in case you want to watch it right now

oh yeah wife is no longer in twitter jail and posted his bookcase
https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1626048692586151937

>>43168077
Who's your oshi? I was just thinking of that anon who said wife just had a third abortion because he got cummed in nonconsensualy, hmmmmm delicious non con and dead babies

>>43168293
luca, third abortion..how many different dead baby aus exist

>>43168349
If I remember correctly there's two and maybe we can start a third one where wife is a hooker who wants a child with his brother husband but can't due to his work, his johns only fucks him raw and won't use condoms so he keeps getting pregnant with their baby and has to go get abortions. Hey Luca can be one of the babie daddies if you're into that, Fuuchan is going to be very conflicted because he actually does like Luca as a client but he can't afford to be pregant right now.

yume ren stuff
https://twitter.com/0YyoyY0/status/1625556981590401024

I need Sonny, I miss him so much, I don't know what to do without him.

I remember when this general was discussing Dragonfable and the hit of nostalgia made me go brush up my old account and grind lots of content. I've completed most of the Inn challenges(including AARGH for Verraad III) and I'm working on the Exalted weapon. I think I hit a mental wall because it's both a grind and each run takes too long. I'm just gonna slow down and do one upgrade a day.
This game is crack for autists. It's surprising how much theorycrafting and noomber calculations goes into figuring out the endgame challenges. Unironically the best AE game and I hope it stays archived forever when the story ends.

>>43168698
depends on which way you want it to go with luca turning this into threatning fuuchan that if he has an abortion, luca will continue to make sure to knock him up every chance he gets or if you want luca to be an actual nice guy who begs him to keep the baby

I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband!!!! Please come back soon, I need you...

>>43168941
Luca begs him to keep the baby because he would love to be a dad! He would totally be a great husband and father to a child, but Fuuchan is in debt to a seedy loan shark and has to work as the whore house to pay off his loans. But wait Luca is a big mean mafia boss he has connections right? Turns out Fuuchan actually is in debt to one of Luca's overseas loan banks, and he can't just delete a random hooker's debt it would reflect badly on him as a leader, so now they're in a conundrum.

>>43169344
but if luca marries fuuchan, they can just delete his debt because he's now the mafia bosses wife right? but fuuchan just doesn't want to become luca's wife no matter how sweet he is, he wants his brother's child only even if he has to keep being a hooker

>>43169626
Do you think Vox knows his little brother is a prostitute or he's completely oblivious because Fuuchan lies to him and says he works night shifts and that's why he's always gone at night? Maybe one day a huge tattooed blond guy shows up at their door step and he's completely confused, thinking that his little brother is in trouble with the mafia he lies that he lives here alone and there isn't any "Fulgur or whatever" here.

FUCHAN AKUMAFIA SANDWICH with BABIES AND MILKY FULGUR UWWWWOOOOOO NENMEN IM HOME

>>43169964
part of me wants luca and vox to be enemies but fuuchan doesn't know that just so there's more rivalry between them knowing fuuchan refuses to accept luca's proposal for someone like vox whose his brother.

>>43168270
Has fuuchan ever talked about witch hat atelier on stream before? Probably my favorite manga right now.

he talked about reading it but never got too deep about it. says he really likes it tho

>>43170045
What if there's a misunderstanding when Luca looks into their background because they both have different last names but lives in the same apartment for 10 years, so Luca thought they're married. So now Luca thinks Fulgur is a cheating whore who is pregnant with HIS baby, he's both angry and jealous because he wants Fuuchan to himself and he also want the baby, but he's angry that Fuuchan is cheating on his husband. So now Vox thinks that his little brother is in trouble with the mafia and wants to move, Luca wants to win over Fuuchan and poor little wife is just stuck in the middle of these two. Maybe Luca kidnaps Fulgur and lightly puts him on house arrest because he's afraid he's going to go get an abortion, Vox freaks the fuck out...and

>>43111657
Post the boys beaten and bruised

>>43170724
...gets gangbanged while trying to confront the mafia?

>>43170724
and...hm

>>43170317
>>43170377
sorry forgot to tag

sonnyban LOVE!

>>43170933
>vox turns them both into his bitches
good ending

thank you wife for introducing Titan's bride to me ^q^

LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban ! i'm so tired... i wish alban would stream tonight too...TOT

>>43171044
uwohhh.....this is the reason alban was late to stream.... marathon sex...

>>43171455
can't blame sonny, he's sex cat after all

>>43170841
Wife gets gangbanged?
>>43170933
>>43171293
And they live happily every after. NO!
I want angst, Luca finds out that Fuuchan has feeling for his own brother and is disgusted by it, he goes to work in a bad mood. His subordinates notices that he's angry and thinks that it must be because of that hooker he kidnapped so they rough Fuuchan up and throws him out of the mafia mansion. Vox finds him beaten and bruised crawling back home and takes him to the doctor, turns out all the stress made him miscarry and the baby is dead...

>>43171514
i think this anon would enjoy chinese period dramas

>>43171567
I have been recommended that several times /here/ already

>>43171514
forgot we started this off with the sole intent of having a dead baby happen..

>>43171509
Nasty hiki neet sex in their stinky dark unclean bedroom

>>43171622
all me (unironically)

we should have chinese emperor harem au where fuchan is the emperor and all the other nenmen are his concubines who breed his bussy every day

>>43171455
Marathon sex but not with me...not like this..

>>43168270
I love this bougie wine mom era of his

>>43171720
when you say all the other men, does this include aster and kyo too

>>43171720
He's the concubine you fool, he's always the concubine.

>>43171840
i can see the appeal of top femboys

>>43171881
those two are the only ones i have a hard time seeing fuck fuuchan

>>43171927
imagine them as shotas then

>>43171861
and now my brain is full of erha fukuma AU

>>43171710
I've already seen a bunch of chinese dramas, I am after all asian
>>43171861 (me)
He's an older concubine who is desperate to get pregnant because a younger misses is going to take his place, he drinks those nasty tonics that will make him fertile but also has severe side effects on his body

>>43171749
Being a Briskek or Albanian means getting cucked because both livers do more for each other than they do for us. They're probably playing tf2 together as we speak.

>>43171977
shotas who top?

>>43172044
They could be erping on a discord call right now as we're talking...alban is the discord kitten

>>43172045
Yes.

>>43171624
MORE DEAD BABIES!

>>43172150
i think you're lost but thats fine

>>43172147
albans using the pickup lines from stream on sonny right now.... he's even adding nya at the end of every sentence....TOT

>>43172325
Giwtwm

>>43172008
which tragic ends were your favorites

archive anon did you get aster's stream?

Wtf happened to asters stream. Did he yab or start crying?

Do takaradachis self insert as Sonny and do briskadets self insert as Alban?

>>43172400
I haven't watched them in quite a while so I only have memories of the early 2000-2010 eras ones, but I liked it when they either all commit suicide/all die or they entire family just gets murked by the opposing army or when the palace just fucking collapses because it's near the end of the dynasty

>>43172570
>yab

>>43172503
teamup anon heads up

>>43172503
Did the star boy puke again?

>>43172696
How bad was the yab... is he zaion holed now? Or did we hear his massive star dick slip out of his panties. God i hope its the second one

>>43172629
shilling one and only again, and rise of the phoenixes (it's on netflix!)

>>43172232
top shotas are underrated and hot as fuck

>>43172852
>>43172860
just look at his chat messages

>>43172852
>>43172860
his roomie chan came into his room and raped him on the spot
it was pretty hot with the asmr mic
shame that he had to private the vod

>>43172924
? Streams dead ?

>>43172999
i cant spoonfeed you everything lazy ass

>>43172969
Fuck thats the BFE ive been missing

>>43172999
go back to the doxxsite

>>43172573
i self insert as the bug in their room

>>43173025
You cant spoonfeed me any thing. I throw up frequently

>>43172573
I can't really self-insert as the cat in art/on-stream/etc... I am merely an observer

>>43172860
Basically he ended up flashing his desktop on screen and leaked some of future projects

>>43173273
this gave me uki flashbacks, jesus

>>43172969
Great now I want RP asmr of this kind of scenario, streaming a random game but suddenly someone barges in and touches them and they're trying to continue playing the game, stifling the sex noises but failing

>>43172867
Maybe I'll watch them one day...I'm too lazy right now

no one watches aster so anons dont know whose telling the truth

>>43173367
one and only is under 30 episodes, you can do it anon, especially with everyone on break

>>43172573
I tried to self insert as sonny many times but I can't we are not similar at all unless it's pov art

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI-ZiA3gKxc
the game crashed.... part 2

sucking piochan's fat cock until i choke on his cum as pass out

is it normal that I don't understand half of the stuff Doppio is rambling about

>>43174637
Its normal, hes a rambling schizo after all

ninianon will you rerun the stream tomorrow? I couldn't make it today TT

>>43174701
better to ask them in main

>>43174295
>shu fingering you with those nails

>>43174876
rip to your pussy

>>43174701
he was going to rerun it later today but you can ask if he'll do it tomorrow instead in main

>>43175038
if it's later today then i can make it !

>>43174295

>>43175187
That dialogue.. I cant picture him saying that

this game is cursed piochan...

>>43172044
>>43172147
>>43172325
I have the distinct impression I have posted this before, but on the off-chance I have not done so! Here, a rentry post straight from the Vtuber Smut Log. I need to rewrite + clean this up for posting properly, but as it's topical, please enjoy the nightly porn dump.

https://rentry.org/sonnybanerp

>>43166347
Sonny/Alban ERP over discord, mutual masturbation, dirty talk. Apologies if I've already posted this, Archive Anon; I have a brain like a sieve through which only smut is retained.

>gets recommended youtube video
>"Are you autistic? (how to tell)"
>I'm a yaminion
???

https://gofile.io/d/PzNpox
>>43172503
>>43172570
>>43172744
>>43172852
>>43172860
Not Teamup Anon, but an associate. Here you go, anons.

Made for ugly bastard gang rape!

>>43175606
got recommended one vid about autistic traits in women several times in the past kek

>>43175924
I saw that too..

>>43175606
everyone is autistic in one way or another anon don't worry about it (unless if it detriments your living)

>>43175981
Autism is infectious...

>>43175754
thanks, i was planning to watch it after the totsu karaoke but then it was nuked..

>>43175754
thank you! muah!

>>43176472
Happy to help.

not to bring cataloguenigger stuff here but this is pretty funny in context of all the times shu talked about making a twtlonger apology KEK and he would absolutely just put the default text there

How many of you are actual girls rather than gay men?

Post Vocaroo proof

>>43177144
*mpregs you*

>>43177144
por que no los dos, figure it out on your own

>>43166769
The only stream I've seen of him is Celeste and was impressed with the degree of composure he had

feeling kind of lonely, might force him to submit and become dependant on me for everything

>>43177144
nice try tourist

dead :(

>>43178652
Would it please you if I were to keep you company?

>>43178652
how do I make my oshi my submissive dildo too

alive

I miss my husband

>>43181684
I miss him too. It hurts

>>43181743
I’m doing all right without him, work is busy and I’m having a great time with my steam deck but he really added so much happiness and fun to my mornings. Please come back soon….

>>43181822
I hope whatever he has to do to sort this out goes quickly and least hassle. I check here a couple times a day but it's not the same with him gone

I think what bugs me with Vox is that he didn't even choose his break. I don't know what happened, but I hate that anything bad happened to him in the first place. I hate not knowing how long he'll be gone either... but more than anything, I just hope he'll be okay, and that whenever he does come back, it's on his own terms and when he's ready. I hope he knows that there's a lot of people out there thinking of him out here in the world, and hoping that he's okay. He doesn't owe us anything, and frankly I don't want him to come back before he feels up to it. But I just hope he knows that Kindred are willing to wait for him... that's all.

>>43183156
I think he knows that we’ll wait for him because kindred flood his tags, replies and yt comments with support and love. His valentines day voice tweet said that he was so proud of us for that…. God I miss him.

when will the drought end....I'm ngmi

>>43184644
Next week please be better I beg of you

>>43185367
silly swedish boi obtained, 3? more to go...

Did /rias/ ever get made?

>>43185367
Watch Doppio

>>43184644
Hopefully soon

>>43185958
getting groceries and cages to trap a cat penguin, fox and a puppy brb!

>>43186155
i meant more in terms of news and the general vibe everyone is giving off but yes pio is a very good boy

>>43170317
I was bored so I ran the comments to see every mention
Maybe he talked about it in membership too but I don't have that
https://www.youtube.com/live/SjlgmeN35Sc?feature=share&t=11313
https://www.youtube.com/live/Q-W5r7bv_pw?feature=share&t=5313
https://www.youtube.com/live/B8UI24YdLA4?feature=share&t=17478
https://www.youtube.com/live/pSHWrnSj51U?feature=share&t=7814
https://www.youtube.com/live/pSHWrnSj51U?feature=share&t=18462
This thing: https://comment2434.com/comment/
Is very useful if you have a question like this. I also need to read this manga already it looks so much like a thing I would love but I keep procrastinating.

I already miss wife again...

alive

Mysta sneeze compilation
https://twitter.com/TRBshyne/status/1625707111371141120

>>43189915
His sneezes are the cutest

ver, men are at their peak attractiveness when they've been wearing the same underwear for at least 3 days so their musk can soak in. just let them continue to stink

sex with wife

oh this entire day is going to be deader than usual...

>>43191825
at least there's uki tonight....

>>43191825
We have Doppio playing Melatonin! In about... seven hours. :')

at least when they all come back we'll get luxiem outfits and gamer wave

BROTHERS THAT

also happy salad's fulgatus doujin has overseas shipping options
https://twitter.com/happy_saladdd/status/1626218535927316482

>>43193044
Pretty optimistic, GIWTWM

The things I'd do to drink alban's pee

>>43193060
Brothers that are priest

>>43193533
at least the outfits we'll get, it's been so long since i last have seen my son lost to this monster the man behind the slaughter

>>43193767
brothers that are priests and fuck on the altar

>>43193044
and when is that, may or june..

>>43194153
This is so stupid that I laughed

>>43193044
Maybe in September

brothers that bully mysta
https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1626260935500345344

>>43195067
>i love skinamarink
>lambros like skinamarink
WE ARE

>>43195460
>like
I don't think that's what Fuuchan meant...

>>43195507
it's a good movie either way

>>43195460
all in dire need of therapy

>>43195067
I can't believe Fuuchan would roast his brothers taste like that

>>43195842
It makes sense, it's a very slow movie, soft noises most of the time, very easy to sleep while watching it

>>43195842
Can't be helped that his brother has a shit taste sometimes, he's allowed to make fun of him as family (and as a lover)

>>43195924
he's roasting vox but i can also see him recommending it cause it's the movie he puts up when he wants to netflix and chill with his brother

>>43196006
>lam bros have incestuous intercourse on the couch while skinamarink plays in the background

>>43196041
>incest sex while some random kid is stuck in a death loop in the background
dios mio

>>43196097
That kid? Me

>>43193572
His pee would be so gross, but I would do awful things to be able to pee on him. Or to watch him take a drink expecting water, but it's my piss and rather than coughing and choking when it hits his tongue, he has to keep smiling because he's live.

AUBAN IS SO PRECIOUS, WHY DO YOU WANT HORRIBLE THINGS TO HAPPEN TO HIM?

Demon’s sikinamarink watchalong was such a shota moment that I wanted to hand him his baba plush and his sippy cup and tell him he was gonna be ok

>>43198157
Whose the best shota! You are!

>>43198042
he's rape bait

>>43198042
I like seeing precious innocent things gets destroyed

do you think alban uses a litterbox like a cat too

>>43196006
Fukuma watch along when? I want one like the Ikeakuma one...please

>>43198348
Alban is the one who asked to get kitty litter installed in the classroom, joe rogan told me so

>>43198231
If his voice wasn’t so deep he would be such a good shota liver. Ultra bratty demon shota that needs correction!

>>43198424
He has such a babyish personality and it comes out full force especially when he gets scared or mad, he could be a kyo like shota but he definitely won't be as popular as a shota.

>>43198042
Because he's asking for it, he is always acting so erotic in streams and twitter TToTT

i want to rape wife

>>43198242
>>43198316
>>43198913
Pwease, there's more to Aruban than just rape. What about handholding, cuddling and sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation?

imagine

>>43201251

>>43201285

>>43200073
Based. Alban is for marrying and deserves all the love in the world, I'll protect him from the rapists takaradachis.

>>43201285
NOOOO ALBAN STAY AWAY FROM THAT CREATURE

>>43201328
Armless wife uohhhhh

>>43200073
Why not both, rape him then do the cuddling and pampering so he comes crawling back to you

>>43199800
look at him, he's perpetually in a state of asking for it

i see ver has discovered his ship tag with doppio

>>43198370
perhaps....?
https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1626284880286961666

>>43201954
I already miss him. I didn't realize how much I enjoy his streams and voice until yesterday...

>>43202361
Maybe one day, maybe one day, but wife did say he doesn't like watchalongs...
I really want them to watch a horror movie together, Shutter sounds great

french kiss with alban (platonically)

>>43203490
yesterday made me realize i miss having him just sit down and talk to us. gaming streams are fun and all but i really hope he sticks to the weekly zatsus like he wants to

baby trapping sex with luca

>>43198231
That style is so cute, source?

I miss demon...

>>43208560
https://twitter.com/LucyddLucky/status/1624431502816866310

>>43208797
Me too, been relistening to some asmrs to fill the void but it’s not the same

>>43209714
Thank u anon!

My wife.....miss my wife......my wife......oooohhh......

Dead day...

piochan...

doppio overslept...

IT'S 3PM HOW ARE YOU STILL ASLEEP

>>43213288
sorry we had a long night of raw sex

>>43213521
he was up all night playing neko atsume

>>43213521
he didnt sleep last night, he was on twitter all night

piochan awake!
https://youtu.be/_vAGfVMguFM

i forgive you pio just because of this morning voice

So tired of no men doing good ASMR like Vox-sama..

i love piochan morning voice cause its hot but i also want to smak him for doing this to himself

piochan is going to collapse on stream one day......

https://twitter.com/amu_utau_/status/1626365922893258752 wife cute cry

>>43214703

piochan, i might cringe at you liking fe fates this much

>>43215068
he just likes incest

>>43213288
>>43213521
>fixed his sleep schedule at first
>decides to wreck for whatever reason
>gets insomnia as a result
>ends up oversleeping
Just Pio-chan things.

>>43215882
another one....

>>43214703
rape

>>43216573
This is also me. Am I one of the voices in Doppio's head?

Kyo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR9-ZP1H6HA

ukiki back
https://youtu.be/6XBS9M3dFH0

mysta has a honkai PR stream on the 18th at 5pm pst teamup anon

>>43219406
i mean 17th whoops

>>43215068
I also like Fates a lot, Conquest's maps are legit great! And the Dark Mage outfits are so slutty!

how slow is slow uki, please im dying

i didn't think he'd admit something like that on stream kek

>>43219713
i agree with both those points, but he was praising birthright...

>>43201526
He is a former whore/rapebait who we take in and correct into being a loving and monogamous housewife

>>43220340
...Birthright is mid

>>43221109
He's going to miss being slutty though so you'll have to keep the sex life spicy

Aster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyPt51tsBPQ

>>43221217
Holy sex

>>43220118
What did he say i can't watch..

piochan's stinky toes

>>43221531
He jacked off his teacher when in high school

>>43221600
wow hes just like me fr fr

>>43221531
valentine's day

>>43221773
He said he had a date?

>>43221851

Giving Kyo a handjob on a train without his consent which makes him question his sexuality ToT

piochan...

Ver https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mcwrpqAHc4

boys are slowly trickling back, the world is healing....better days are coming.

main said the dxxsite is dead we might get an influx of newfags...

>>43223549
ding dong the witch is dead

Doxxfags aren't welcome, those coming in should all kys; slit your wrists and die like the trash you are.

ver already talking about wanting to do another cover sometime in the future

Where’s the gore guy at when you need him

>>43223549
i don't want to deal with the influx....but i'm glad it's finally gone...

>REMINDER
>do not spoonfeed newfags
>do not spoonfeed newfags
>do not spoonfeed newfags

I'm scared

Sonny, please stuff red chilis into my vagina!

>he proposed after watching one of your vods
love guru uki

>>43224067
can't believe this is a ritualpost now

>>43224067
Small ones or big ones?

>>43224416
Small ones… I don’t know… whichever is spicier.

stargazers telling a stream of 3k people the drama in their lives is so entertaining

>>43224498
Small are spicier, big ones are tame

>>43224586
Its getting wild, damn

>>43224670
just like the kdrama or telenovela moments

>>43224870
some peoples' lives are so...full...

>>43223549
Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags, falseflaggers AND DOXXFAGS

>>43224970
Stargazers are moslty normal people who touches grass apparently

>>43225139
normal but this person is just dropping how their fiance's bestfriend has been in love with them for 7 years and got upset theyre getting engaged kek

My wife is home with his milk! I won’t expect a stream for a few days if he needs time to recover from the travel.. But I’m just happy he’s home so I can have a least a little bit of routine again with him. Welcome back Ikey!

>>43225139
is this normal.....

>>43225293
You'd be surprised how weird people can get, my three friends had a weird love triangle/square thing going on for 4 years

>>43225822
4 years...

weird stuff about love always happens, getting over unrequited love is not as easy as just "getting over it". it can take years or just never go away. Personaly i think it's one of the worst things in the world

I hate normalfags.

>>43226102
Yeah it was wild and now all of them are in different countries and don't talk to each other anymore kek

>>43226579
the best way to end it honestly

>>43226276
i think about this but with vtubers

noctyx puzz !
https://puzzle.aggie.io/tMkXRT

>>43226276
the last time i had an actual crush was almost 10 years ago... he led me on for half a year and then i took half a year to get over him. it's easier when the other person turns out to be kind of an asshole

>>43226914
>it's easier when the other person turns out to be kind of an asshole
yes, that's the key to get over it in the end. If not, you will keep thinking about 'what could have been' for the rest of your life

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I failed at writing fic but I finished filing my taxes! LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

>>43227282
anon, I...

>>43227412
congrats anon, taxes are a bitch

are they having backbreaking marathon sex or what luca give us a sign youre still alive at least or im ngmi

>>43227412
congrats! oh god, i have to do that too

>>43227412
good job anon

>>43227590
im coping that he's on a plane

>>43227412
Good work anon... I should do mine too

>>43227886
i just checked his likes and his recent one was a promo tweet of the artist who made his new vrchat model posted 17 hours ago i think hes home and resting

>>43228263
he only recently liked that tweet because before it was a video of a lion cub roaring that's gone now and i saw that only a few hours ago.

>>43224067
>>43224498
>banned at the same time main got purged
Briskadet what did you do

>>43228738
funposted too hard LARPing as the copypaste spammer, if i had to guess kek

>>43228738
fucking kek
of course it was a briskadet shitposting

Alright, how do we filter Sonny from this thread once and for all?

>>43226276
Sometimes it's good though, made my best friend because we both almost married the same crazy bitch. We started bonding over how much she made us suffer, these days we bond over how bratty and cute Alban is.

>>43227628
Are you self employed or do employed americans have to do their own too? It always confused me when americvans stress about tax because here you don't have to do anything unless you're self employed.

>>43229376
Sonny is one of the albanians, we can't without banning them all and I like them

>>43229567
i'm a leaf but everyone has to file their taxes here unless you're retired and only live off your pension

>>43229567
Everyone has to.

>>43229567
if you have a job in america, you have to do your own taxes or you can pay someone to do it for you. whether you're self employed or not

>>43229567
NTA but folks have the choice of doing them on their own or having an accountant/CPA do it for them. If your taxes are simple and you only have, say, a W-2 and Marketplace healthcare, your taxes will be very easy. The IRS also has a tool that allows you to find tax services to file for free. I wonder if the boys have found accountants to do their taxes for them...

>>43229754
>>43229795
>>43229805
That's what the tax department is for, they should be able to access what your employer paid/taxed you and what you made off your investments and automate working out your return or bill for payment. What is wrong with north america?

>>43229869
i know luca has someone else do it for him since he talked about it last year
>>43229959
we pay for our own health insurance and you think the government would do that for free? kek

>>43229959
Unfortunately it doesn't work like that.

>>43230015
Right, that reminds me, didn't Vox say his father helped him to do taxes for this year?

>>43229869
luca does, he talked about his accountant cheering him on

>>43230129
That's cute, though I'm sure that accountant is getting well paid kek

>>43230024
I get a text message once a year letting me know what my return amount will be and otherwise don't have to do shit unless I made money from self-employment that financial year, in which case it take 5min to file my earnings and work expenses. If we can do it, a country like america sure can.

bye bye uki

>>43223832
I we need a gore guy I can become that guy.

>>43230200
>a country like america
roru rumao

>>43230200
Where is this magical land

>>43229959
Our tax system is a fucking monstrosity that will never be fixed, despite plenty of politicians saying they will simplify it, because that would close all of the loopholes rich people and corporations use to get out of paying taxes. Like other anons said, there's a free basic filing via various tax software, and you can pay someone to do it for you if it is more complicated. I imagine most of the boys in the US pay someone to do theirs...

>>43227412
I will try to channel your energy and put down the porn long enough to pick up the taxes. Based anon actually functioning in society.

>>43230335
The land of the beautiful with nothing to do, aka NZ

>>43229959
gotta keep the accounting industry afloat. also the shitton of deductions the government can't be assed to keep track of for you, i guess

>>43230443
it would be easier for them to pay someone to do theirs as they also help them cheat the system so they owe less to the government. everything in a handcam can be written off for work if they wanted to

>>43227412

>>43229443
Deadass one of the greatest friends of my family was made by bonding over how shit her daughter was. (My father's ex... these are all elderly people. You ain't seen drama 'till you've seen the drama of the elderly.)

>>43229567
Filing taxes in the US is a game of chicken wherein you have to guess how much you owe the government, who knows how much you owe, and if you guess wrong you go to jail. In order to derive the answer, you have to fill out either a few or many increasingly complex forms, depending on your income status. In my case it would be fairly straightforward... my father's taxes were so complex we had to hire a specialist because even normal accountants took a look at his shit and said "I can't do this." It's a very stupid system tbdesu.

>>43230659
for a brief few years my mom had one of her high school classmates' older sister as a step-mom... small towns are fucked

>>43230819
nta but that's why I just pay for someone else to do them for me, not losing sleep for that shit

>>43230549
>nothing to do
Sounds depressing

>>43229869
accountant mystake...

>>43230611
Exactly. The amount of shit they can write off and deduct makes it more than worth it to pay someone whose job it is to know how to get them the most money back. That's what I do. My accountant finds more deductions than it costs for me to have him do it, so I get to just drop a stack of tax papers off at his office and sign a piece of paper giving him permission to file on my behalf and get a nice tax return. Way less stress and and more money at the end of it.

I’m just looking forward to my tax refund, however much it is. Maybe I can actually afford to get my oshi’s birthday goods this year…

>>43231178
it's worth it especially when you realize the tiniest things can change you owing $1600 to owing nothing

>>43231178
>get to just drop a stack of tax papers off

>>43231351
baby food kindred, i wonder how they're doing..

>>43231076
I wouldn't leave the house no matter where I lived, may as well do it somewhere that's pretty easy to live in

>>43230841
My father divorced his first wife (fair, she was a cheater) to marry her sister, who was on marriage seven by that point. This was arguably a worse trade. Small towns are indeed fucked but this man has no goddamn excuse because he's traveled abroad and lived in Europe for ten years. Some people are just stupid, folks.

ver said his next cover is a lot more difficult vocal wise

kek if you're so traumatized about getting attacked for cursing in korean why do you keep doing it ver

>>43231606
You and me both anon. I wonder if immigrating to NZ is hard.

>get excited remembering it's almost time to receive my tax refund
>remember it just gets funneled into my municipal tax when it arrives
why the fuck do we have to grow up

>>43232008
>municipal tax
It's my first year working for a company and not being freelance and apparently at my company refunds end up usually around $800-$1000 depending on your salary so I'm really looking forward to my first refund.

>>43232008
It's my first year working for a company and not being freelance and apparently at my company refunds end up usually around $800-$1000 depending on your salary so I'm really looking forward to my first refund.

>>43232266
have fun with your refund this year anon! treat yourself to something nice

>>43232673
I'll supa my boy, buy a good alcohol for once and put the remainder in savings

>>43232841
what a responsible quilldren. get some good food to go with that good alcohol too

I'm scared about taxes talk, they never teach us about this shit in school

>>43232985
they don't want to scare you off from being a wageslave

I just want my refund to appear already....

>>43232985
i had a great history teacher who changed our last lesson of the year to teach us how to do our own taxes instead but i forgot it all and pay someone else to do it for me so it was futile anyways

sex with shu

All this tax talk makes me want one of the Gamer Boys to be an accountant

Just a regular ass accountant

>>43231753
>marriage seven
holy moly guacamole

>>43234225
he'll play cool math games and is a speed runner that mid max sim games

>>43234225
A stream where he teaches his chat about basic tax filing, or a zatsu about personal finance… Might actually be useful

cute...

>>43235038
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT LAMBROS SINAMARINK AU NOOOOOOOOOOO WIFE DON'T DO IT DON'T LISTEN TO THE VOICE

>>43234225
paul

>>43235455
i almost forgot about paul ericson....come home....

>>43234225
He plays Eve Online and has 6 accounts. That's his zatsudan game

>>43235743
I keep hoping we'll get a streamer who's zatsudan game is dwarf fortress simply because I want to know what kind of person they'd be.

>>43235571
im still holding onto hope for paul ericson

<3

>>43235939
we set ourselves up for disappointment....we'll never get our future crypto stocktrading salaryman vtuber.....

>>43235160

>>43235160
Little Vox stuck in an endless torture loop.. no….

>>43236183
why is he so fuckable? he's literally made to take cock. what the fuck.

>>43236290
SBEVE

>>43236456
>made to take cock
I prefer his cock inside me desu

briskadets..

>>43237372
holy shit they're bald

how am i supposed to feel about one of asters fans supachatting him to read their gay fanfic of him and ren and when he saw the msg and said he doesnt read that stuff they felt bad and went on twitter and vented in his streamlabs and aster addressed it on stream and told them he didn want to be mean or discourage their creativity

>>43237079
that's very valid. nothing better than riding the drippy cock of a catboy while he's railed.

>>43237410
aster is the most homophobic femboy to exist, theyre probably confused considering the art he rts of him and ren