/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>43178903
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>43178917
Altare

Regis Altrans...

>>43178917
dorime ameno

>>43178903
Frames:
Shinri - Signalis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ84XuumNWI
Vesper - River City Girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcN8TexvevQ
Hakka - Katana Zero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh4wKwb8tkc

want leader's cummy in my tummy

>>43178903
sauce: https://twitter.com/gknomes/status/1625197469511610368

>>43178917
in the name of josuijisus, amen

>>43178917
Amen.

MECHABIRB LOVE AND RAPEEEE

Rape Regis Altare

Shinri in a latex bodysuit...

>>43179010
built for both

Impregnate Regis Altare

Flayon yume here. Do you think I have a chance with Flay? I want to kiss him so bad.

>>43179098
do you want to put him in a diaper

>>43178951
>Signalis
BASED BASED BASED

watch these mechabird shotas whore themselves out!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G_oKRgauVU

I can't wait for more altmachi next week

>>43179130
I can RP as his nanny

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>>43179196
All over his luscious perfectly built body

>>43179196
YES!!!!!!!! KISSKIS FOR FLAYFLAY!!! MWAHHHH MWAHH

>>43178917
AMEN

>>43179010
>>43179157
cute cute cute!!

>>43179355
aaahhhh this art always makes me so giddy it really is just a fantasy come true ToT

>>43179355
FUCKING CUTE

It never occurred to me until Team Eek's formation, but wtf Bettel is just a clown version of Uyu. Same hair and eye color but darker, same mullet style, right shoulder sidekick.

>>43179451
It's literally Bettel 2

>>43179196
I would do much more than just a kiss

>>43179451
uyu is bettel's dad

>>43179541
Vow many dads does this guy have?

LEADER HATE

>>43179541
How many people did Magni fuck before Bettel was conceived,,,,,

>>43179451
I've wondered for a little while now if Uyu's design was originally for Tempus instead. Remember when Uproar were first teased at 1st Act? They only showed 3 silhouettes, Uyu's was missing. Furthermore, as a "phantom thief" he matches the adventurer theme.

>>43179451
if you put iofi with them, they look like a family... unless...????

LEADER FUCK

>>43179541
>The mom

>>43179588
if I say I hate leader will he come visit me for a 3AM walk?

>>43179196
YES flayumes rise up

JWU and saw Flay's Melty Blood posts, I hope the FG anons got to play with Flay.
I also hope that it was approved by management beforehand and he won't get in trouble for this.

>>43179605
That's a reach given the timeframe. It's more likely Uyu's model just wasn't done yet.

>>43179196
i will worship his perfect tummy

>>43179676
too perfect

>>43179196
I would Kiss his sole and lick between his toes...

>>43179157
mechabirdddd CUTE CUTE CUTE

>>43179749
i kinda wish i took the chance to play even though i've not played a fighting game in like 5 months

My cummy in leader tummy

hehehehehe

>>43180119
FUN FACT!!!!!
This art was made hours before their valentine cover.

Loving the new appreciation for the pilot + all the ships with it
Altmachi- very flirty dynamic. Soft top, high energy bottom
Birdmech- incest wincest
Shinachi- cute son grooms gentle dad
Axon- Clashing personalities. Bratty kohai & Fiery aniki
Vesmachi- All we know about them is what Vesper & Machina shared onstream. Vesper finds him cute and Machi talks about Vesper with admiration. I want it to be like the fanart where Vesper preys on Flayon like a toxic Give-and-Take relationship that keeps on taking. Abuse, manipulation and blood letting.

>>43180746
>cute son grooms gentle dad
yall motherfuckers need jesus

>>43180776
You saw that Portal 2 thumbnail and said nothing, homo

>>43180746
axon before magyon and mechaclown? disgraceful

Flayon tops altare :-)

>>43180879
Magyon & Mechaclown are just girls night out. Sorry but Magni and Bettel are meant for breeding only.

>>43180746
i want people to appreciate Mechaclown more. they're very underrated. bettel won his heart and flay is his bubba.

>>43180902
not disagreeing but mr infinite stamina flayon could definitely breed them

Hey, you guys know that trope in hentai where the dude has a magic onahole that's connected to some girl?

I think Magni would make something like that and connect it to himself, y'know? Being able to literally fuck himself. Just a thought.
Another thought- Axel should find it and play with it a little,,,,can't let such a thing go to waste. And if Magni just happens to be in a meeting with someone or something at that time. Well that's his problem; hiding his trembles and stifled moans.

I want Axel's streaming schedule already

wait, magni implied he used to be a stripper?
idk how to feel about this. i was just warming up to him/HQ too

>>43181055
He gotta find his sleep schedule first tho

>>43181030
ToT

>>43181005
>shipping bettel
C’mon his Violent yumes already scare the crap out of him. If he ever comes across gen mate being shipped with him he would likely crawl up into a ball, combust and his atoms will vaporize right where he stood.

>>43181055
When the depression arc ends

>>43181107
he has already said on stream that he's not comfortable with shipping, but when has that stopped anyone lol

>>43181088
I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! I hope he sleeps for a full 24 hours and feels well mentally soon!!!
AXEL LOVE!!!

>>43181107
He doesn't want to be shipped with anyone AND doesn't want any shipping of his friends happening in his vicinity. Bro code first and foremost.
Just don't do it around him.

>>43181209
this is why the typical protocol for the fujos was to keep any shipping shit out of the tags and (preferably) in locked accounts and/or accounts that had the boys blocked. don't know if people have gotten more lax about this lately.

>>43181262
Influx of new fans don’t seem to realize the etiquette

>>43181262
>people
This include Mag and Altare breaking containment.
Just keep things behind everything please. It's rough if it starts to make them feel uncomfortable, especially people like Bettel.

>>43181262
The NijiENfags, and I'm specific about the EN part, are infamous about being super open with their garbage. And VG brought in some of their kind, apparently, so that's probably what's going on, if it is indeed being more openly shown.

>>43181174
Same sister... I hope he is able to find his groove again

Is Valheim fun alone? How long is the game? Legacy rust is me only experience in playing survival games and the boys is making me want to pick up the genre

>>43181351
>>43181396
I really wanted to give the newer fans the benefit of the doubt but that's a shame.
>>43181366
It's harder to wrangle if the boys themselves start shit but I still think that there's a sweet spot between actively shipping them in public and indulging the ship as a joke every now and them. Or at the very least don't drag unrelated parties in them.

>>43181396
VGs brought more yumes. I don't think there's a problem with shipping there.
It's always been /here/fags breaking containment. Chupado, Almond, etc. popped up in chat.

What Tempus merch did you guys order/preorder

>>43181030
ToT this is one of my favourite tropes… Axel just takes it because it feels so good. Like it was made for him. And Magni panics because he knows someone’s got it but doesn’t know who… nor why it feels better than any fuck he’s ever had.

Being a fujo sounds annoying. This is why shipping vtubers is cancerous as hell.

The video seems to be doing surprisingly well considering that it's holostars content.

>>43181862
It's aired as an ad.

>>43181862
Ads buff

>>43181366
tempus is my first vtuber experience and i feel like the shippers are pretty good at keeping things under wraps for the most part? a little too good. i've found it very hard to find ship fanart on twitter at all and probably would've barely found any if not for /here/

>>43181885
>>43181903
Ah, I see. Do you guys (and girls?) know about any other holo videos that pop up as ads? i don't think they are able to appear in my region.

>>43182047
I'm the same although I don't know if it's because my ship of choice is Almond which is not exactly the easiest to filter for lol

>>43181786
Yeah it's good. And it can tie in well with a ton of other stuff too, like-

Magni now has to live with a constant anxiety that someone, some stranger that he knows, in the guild has his magic onahole. During meetings he's just throwing accusatory looks towards everyone else, wondering just who has it. A little whiles after the meeting, it starts again. He gets little warning before his hole is stretched and filled.

I want to see him on shaky, just-born-fawn, legs make his way down the guild hall intent on finding out just who has it. And by coincidence he falls down right outside of Axel's room, crying out as he hits the ground. Weirdly, the weight in his stomach recedes, and a few seconds later Axel pops his head out the door, 'Maguni,,? Are you ok?'

(Yeah I'm not writing out the rest of this but basically-) I want Magni get picked up and brought into his room, he's already planning on how to get the onahole back using a sleep potion. Tries it the next night and scurries off with it, but- he kind of regrets it,,,it's not. Good. His own cock doesn't reach as far, or is it as large as Axel's. He's frustrated. somnophilia time, baby!!! Magni drugs Axel once again and finally gets a taste of that thickness he's been chasing, along with a heat he's bound to become addicted to!!!

>>43181885
>aired as an ad
that's a thing now?

>>43182271
ToT h-hot
does axel know/find out that the onahole is connected to maguni?

Its been a while since I've checked my Tempus fanart fujo stalking account and I noticed that I'm barely seeing as much content from certain individuals nowadays. Did /MANS/ scare them off that much that they're resorting to posting their dirty laundry in twitter circles or discords now? lol

>>43182218
This is the only time holo management has put something as an ad afaik

>>43182585
>Blaming /MANS/
Nigga that was axels fault when he fucked up during the one collab

>>43182585
you can post art to twitter circles?
and maybe they're busy or they've just lost interest in tempus.

[spoiler/] An attempt to spoiler [/spoiler]

>>43182525
Maybe sometime later if Magni ends up spilling, but he doesn't know while he's using it. When he does find out, though, then I want him to use it for some cheeky fun, like under the table at a meeting or something.
Or, he never knows and leaves it out on accident for someone else to possibly pick up.

>>43182819
Look at this anon~ hehehehe can't even spoiler~
what an idiot~

>>43182819
Cute newfag

>>43182585
mind if you drop hints to which artists you're talking about?

>>43182983
Just looking for the tempus lewds zip will be enough

>>43182879
>>43182972
I've been here since the birth of /mag/. I've just never felt the need to spoiler any text.

can you actually get addicted to getting dicked i really want to dick axel

>>43182271
Thank you for feeding us ToT

>>43183098
both newer and faggier than one could ever imagine

>>43183576
i know

Is it normal that I love Hakka so much but I dont watch any of his streams or Vods?

>>43183660
no its not normal whats wrong with you

>>43183660
I love his enthusiasm and love for all the boys but unless its a collab or stream I really wanna watch I haven't been watching, just putting it on in another tab.

>>43183660
No it's not. Go watch those VODs now, or else.

>>43183660
You sound like an exclusive threadreader AND clipwatcher. For shame. If you loved Hermanito, at least drop a like on his streams

>>43183660
At least set up a playlist and leave his videos playing while you sleep. It's not much but the watchtime always helps.

Shinri saying that he wants to pick a shooter game to get good at, but stating that it definitely won't be Overwatch 2, which is conveniently the one game everyone knows Altare absolutely will not play...

>>43183971
shinri the type of guy whos calm cool and collected until OW2 makes him snap and he just spews out a stream of gamer words for 5 minutes straight and has to graduate.

Didn't manage to watch Tempus for the past week, any VODs recommendation?

>>43184110
The Smash collab is great - Axel managed to join
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6lP58-W6zM

>>43183333
I'm always cooking for you guys.

>>43183730
This sums up how I feel. I love his energy and how much he appreciates his fans, but I dont necessarily bring myself to watch him

>>43183933
I leave a like for his covers and orisong :(

>>43183891
>>43183962
>>43183729
I'm too weak.... okay i will go do my vod reps dont be angy at me lil cute birb

>>43183057
>lewds zip
oh, that's convenient. why is there a stray miyabi/izuru pic there

I want Magni roleplay of him finding/creating the first magmites. Heck I just want more of Magni reading a fanfiction he has written himself for us.

>>43184650
I may have forgotten to remove it before uploading it to catbox.

>>43184472
>I leave a like for his covers and orisong :(
I'm not mad, don't feel obligated to strain yourself if you are running low on time on a day-to day basis. As long as you're consuming SOME kind of content, i believe it is enough. Bless you Anon

>>43183971
hmm kinda suspicious

I keep replaying the part of the menshi rp where we kiss him… the sounds… his initial reaction.. why is it so erotic ToT

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1626164144121737216

Just back from work, what does he mean by this? Did something happened recently?

>>43184794
fair enough.

Bettel and Shinri are pure UNITY chads, I love them so much.
The pillotfag should stop being so Vesper-like and join more random collabs and maybe people would start liking him more.
Though he was quite annoying in the ones he participated, and probably got more haters from them. Maybe him being solo is for the best.

>>43184465
Chuuu~

delicious bait... i want to bite

shota hakka and shota Flayon..is just juice box..with tiny long straw...portable..lightweight..quick suck.

>>43185128
Don't. Flay will be disappointed in you.

>>43184920
Missed a meeting about that apex tourney by playing valheim with the boys

>>43185128
Go eat something that's actually tasty instead.

>>43181030
>>43182271
It sounds suspiciously close to that one barrel joke
>Be Axel
>Stressed out for a while
>Walking around the guild hall at night trying to wear himself out
>Find an onahole on a shelf
>Look around, no one is there.
>Say "fuck it" and use it right then and there
>Best thing he's ever experienced, to the point it might have ruined masturbation for him
>Next night have trouble sleeping again, use the onahole
>This turns into a nightly routine
>Onahole must be magic because it feels a little different each time (but no worse)
>One day Altare pulls Axel to the side
>"Hey man, I noticed you're doing a lot better nowadays, you're practically glowing! what's up?"
>Axel knows what's up but doesn't want to admit he's been fucking the onahole
>"O-oh uh, you know, I've just been exercising, meditating, stuff like that"
>"I'm really happy to hear that! you're going to need it"
>Altare puts his hand on Axel's shoulder
>"It's your turn to be connected to the onahole today"

>>43182819
You do know 4chan has an FAQ, right?
RTFM

>>43185432
I've never seen this joke before, what the hell,,,,

>>43185432
Is this Call of The Night?

>>43185432
what the... hot

>>43185533
>>43185542
Really? you've never heard of the expression "in the barrel"? it comes from a dirty joke.
I'll paraphrase from memory.
>Be sailor, months and months at sea
>bored and horny out of your mind
>Find a barrel with a hole in it
>Stick my dick in it
>It feels really good
>Do it every night for a while
>One day the captain pulls me aside and points out I've been working a lot better these last several days
>"O-oh you know, meditating and stuff haha"
>"Well I'm glad you're doing so well, you'll need it, it's your turn in the barrel today"

>>43185634
First I've heard of it.

>>43184803
Its okay! I'm watching his baba stream and im enjoying it :3
Bless you too anon!

>>43185478
i keep forgetting to read, sorry.
>>43185983
Nice!

Buff Yagoo is scary

i miss axel i his goofy voice i miss when he was just a heehee haha guy i hate japan and everything they have done to him

>>43183660
I don't think Hakka would hate you for it at least. He wants to be known for his music so as long as you've been listening to those I think you're good. But like the other anons said, leave some vods playing while you sleep or while you're doing other things if you have the mental capacity if you want to do a bit more for him.

finally caved in and bought flayon's voice pack.... it's so cute??? and pretty well produced. are all the others like this? thinking of buying a couple more.

What do you think of the teams?

>>43186051
>Olliempus
I know that's supposed to be an Ollie Olympics mashup but I keep seeing it as Ollie x Tempus

>>43186088
do you just put a couple of vods on a playlist and leave it on overnight or something?

>>43186174
Yeah, pretty much.

>>43186138
vesper is going to die of anxiety hort, mori third wheeling chupado, i fear for bettel, hakka and flayon are going to nihongo jouzu

>>43186132
His has the best production by far, the audio mixing is really good. Personally I thought they were all good although Axel and Vesper's weren't really to my taste but ymmv. My favourites were Shinri, Magni and Altare's, but Bettel's is also just a funny thing to listen to.

>>43186138
I wish Fuma and Shien switched teams for a full pup squad but otherwise I think the RNG did pretty well

>>43186072
I miss him too... I miss him especially in collabs, he hasn't been joining as often. I really hope he plays Valheim woth the boys

>>43186138
>A
Interesting.
>B
The only all-woman team. Seis horas de Chupado occurs while Mori watches
>C
The JP Team. Best communication.
>D
The Brotuber Experience
>E
Industrial Accident
>F
Illegal Aliens
>G
A team of M E N. They seem good.
All-in-all, i'm prepared for cringekino.

>>43186353
wtf this is my opinion to the T...
>>43186132
Hakka's is cute as well but not to my taste either, it works as a platonic VP if that's what you're into!

>>43186138
C team is all JP, it's unfair

After rewatching the Alchemist's Prologue 10 times I think I'm finally able to function as a normal human

>>43186593
I think I'm reaching my 10th run and I don't feel like I'll be normal any time soon....

>>43186555
they should nerf anya and only let her communicate in indo to make it balanced

Don't eat me
If you like League is the lol vod worth?

>>43186138
>Team E
Bettel really is going to die, isn't he?

>>43187055
I despise LoL and am interested in the answer

>>43186138
>Team F
>schizophrenic on a team with aliens
>Team B
>all women team
I swear Ollie did this on purpose

>>43187055
The answer to whether a Tempus LoL VOD is worth watching is always no.

>>43183629
UOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ToT

>>43186526
Yeah I think Hakka's was just too long and I zoned out after the first four minutes. Also I thought the script was too elaborate it was hard for me to immerse myself in it. But it was still a very good first attempt.

>>43187055
Didn't manage to watch the entire stream but Bettel is surprising good

Today I will rape Hakka

>>43187268
Get in line bitch.

is magni fr fr gay or something? his y/n was a dude

>>43187334
He is bi.

>>43187334
he accounted for his majority male viewership but didn't expect them all to want to kiss him

>>43187334
dyrbi.

>>43187334
>his y/n was a dude
Did he ever specify it? I thought of a girl throughout the whole thing, but most fanart I've seen depicted the character as male

>>43187334
Casual valentine fanservice to both the yumes and fujos, kinda genius

>>43187334
Tbf I think he defaults to calling people 'he' if the gender is not specific like most of population. But there was a change that the person could have been Axel if the kiss didn't happen

>>43187055
a little painful but good fun. definitely don't have to watch the whole thing

>>43186593
It's been more than 24hrs and I'm still unable to function. What Magni did was genius, it didn't feel like he was roleplaying with me as the (you), but acting out a VN live and I got to choose the routes

>>43187334
'he' is the default pronoun most people go for

>>43187417
Yeah, the way he alludes to Y/N being all brawn no brain, could have been a buff girl but after the RP ended magni used "He" pronouns, like how alternate route was Him going to Xenokuni, and another was how He's Axel.

>>43187451
It was so good I still have trouble comprehending it all. But it also has made me extremely greedy. I need more, preferably right now

>>43187451
Yeah, I think this is why I loved his RP, it felt more like VN Story, than fanservice. Hope he sticks to this format for the possible future RPs

question do chuubas see the clips that have been made on their channels and by who?

>>43186088
I love his music!!! Its on my playlist!
I wish that more people would listen to it, its so good and he deserves it

I hope that if Magni does more rp stuff it will be for tier 3

Both of Magni and Bettel were lost/neglected by their lover. What does that mean?

>>43187835
I want him to do a public rebroadcast so people know how good it is then lock new episodes behind membership so he earns the cold hard cash he deserves for this quality content

so..the olliempus..is basically a Mario Kart...

I'm so fucking frustrated and pent up today I'm gonna fuck a magmite

qrd of the event ollie organized in relation to holostars?

>>43188006
They're both fated to be free-use whores and nothing more. Love is a feeling they'll never experience ever again, so they will compensate with depraved lust and misguided attachment to horrible people that will just pump and dump them. I am one of those people

>>43188322
koipanions are the superior onahole

>>43188322

I stayed up til 2am to watch Mag's valheim. That was peak fucking content.

Honestly can’t believe Magni was so nervous about the rp before, it turned out so high quality and impactful in both concept and execution. He really tried to sell himself short

>>43188439
I'm ded..when Bettel suddenly went "uuuUUUUWWWEeee" mode

>>43188426
>This is the 69th IP in the thread.

Rrat: Bettel actually fucking hates Axel. Right when Magni asked Axel to join vc Bettel "fell" out of the boat, making them all pay attention to him. After he was rescued and Magni had a plan how to get Axel to where they were Bettel shrieks about a big fish hitting the boat, drawing the attention away from Axel once again.
I know Axel was out eating sushi, I'm just funposting

>>43188735
I liked how cutely Bettel kept saying "Axel...!" when he saw him in chat.

i know we all like to talk about the boys but i wanna talk about jerry san has he been eating good? where's the jerry asmr aniki???

>>43188820
jerry is in australia...

>>43188788
It was cute, I want to see them play together more
>>43188820
Jerry is back in Aussieland, they will have a reunion soon

https://twitter.com/_burger_work/status/1626178021161078785

>>43188868
>>43188871
if aniki don't do a jerry asmr i'm gonna rip his non existence balls off

>>43188929
Burger san I kneel....

>>43187334
Also, Tempus is all dudes

>>43188983
hasnt aniki suffered enough... let him rest onegai

https://twitter.com/hachimit5u/status/1625943007152467968

I wish we had more one on one collabs, I want to see how Bettel and Hakka interact without Magni there

>>43188929
There's English subs on the Youtube upload btw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMlc4CPKNS0

>>43188530
He's always like this when he tries something new. Same thing with his singing, he made it sound like its absolutely terrible but its actually good with a certain type of genre

>>43189068
sorry anon magni is now a staple in collabs and you WILL like it

>>43189210
Based maglord

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! I hope he had fun today and is at home safe in bed!!!
AXEL LOVE!!!

Watching the Valheim vod.
Pure kino, holyshit

>>43189255
stinky

>>43189210
Damn that slut just can't get enough of the fresh meat...

>>43189255
Oh yeah he had fun and is safe in my bed, don't worry :^) ...

>>43189322
He looks like a meangirl that goes down with one punch

>>43189322
Hey man why would you say that.

>>43189366
He canonically is, just without the "mean' part.

>>43189322
Wow Bettel, that's mean...

>>43189068
Why do you want to watch Magni's kids become orphans?

>>43188401
i like this but why would you dump them anon

>>43189068
now that i think about it only flayon has had 1on1 collabs in at least 2 weeks

>>43189454
They can handle themselves for one stream without their mom, they are big boys now

is it a sin for wanting to manhandle Bettel?

Magni whats wrong with you he ruined sasunaru for me now all i see his axmag

>>43189568
Yes, you are going to Hell for having sinful thoughts.

how was altare, and bettel's valentine streams didnt catch those

>>43186138
>Team A
Bae sticks out like a sore thumb. Shien and Temma will probably be doing all the legwork.
>Team B
Magni's Max Luck put him with his favorite senpais, but they'll probably lose in the competition
>Team C
Quite an unusual group, but unlike team A i think they will work like a well oiled machine
>Team D
Would probably be the best team if Axel bothered translating for Fuma, but we all know he hates doing so
>Team E
Bettel's Max Luck put him on a team with two other screaming idiots aside from himself, which is why they'll probably win
>Team F
Holy shit Vesper getting hard carried. There shouldn't be any language barriers, Astel is cracked, and Iofi won't bust his balls. Also, they're both aliens. Coincidence?
>Team G
There will probably be a language barrier and a level of awkwardness but Hakka is such a unityfag that this is probably a dream come true.

>>43189929
A joke

I haven't played league in forever, why did riot give the boys RP?

>>43189946
>with two other screaming idiots aside from himself
>uyu a screaming idiot
roru

>>43181862
>we want the 4chan audience

>>43190050
I've only seen him in collabs and the uproar gameshow on the Holostars channel.

>>43189929
They both got cucked

>>43189929
Altare's was a lot of fun. I recommend it.

Bettel's was miles better than Vesper's birthday stream, but still a bit of a drawn out bit that takes some time to get going. The second half is better than the first part. His Siri is unironically funnier than a lot of actual humans though.

Pregmite.

>>43190047
probably noticed the stream

>>43190111
I would say he's the calmest in Uproar. Also there's an unarchive dbd stream he did with kobo where he tardwangled kobo into acting her seiso self. There's a reason why flayon said bettel and kobo are stuck with uyu and not the other way around.

Has leader's stream started? How is it? I'm not T3

Why is Bettel so popular?

>>43190444
Pretty model, funny man.

>>43190346
Nope, he's still sleeping with me

>>43190130
>His Siri is unironically funnier than a lot of actual humans though
Ouch, but true. That alien joke HURTS.

>>43190554
She burned him so hard. It was devastating.

>>43189427
I want to corner him and make him cry…

The Great Magni Dezmond Self-Proclaimed Alchemist

>>43186139
God dammit now I can't unsee it. It's funny because the Olympus is inaccessible this season now.

>>43190702
It really hits different now... I feel so lucky to have him as my oshi

>>43190702
That doesn't look like him at all

>>43190702
Love

bettel might be here? https://twitter.com/kobokanaeru/status/1626240338183454722?s=20

>>43190899
You weren't here for Valentine's were you?

>>43191089
yep he might be

>>43190962
young mag fucks me up

https://youtu.be/TxUlRh4Tb54?t=6390

>>43191089
God damn it Kobo I want to sleep.

>>43190962
i felt something go through my heart just now. why the fuck is he so cute

When are Mag and Bet gonna play some classic Halo

The former casually dropped that he was in a clan for some older Halo back in the day

>>43190702
MAGNI SLAP

https://twitter.com/Khuzang/status/1625854913334120448

>>43191131
I love how many people have just done these busts with different emotions

>>43191363
cute ToT

>>43191143
I'm glad they're having so much fun.

>>43191363
KEK
cute

>>43190702
Valheim HATE
HATE HATE HATE HATE

what's with ponytail magni

Can I have a Alttel? Beltare? collabs please

hate hate HATE regis altare

>>43191503
they collabed twice yesterday anon :)

>>43191481
Get the Magmembership and find out

i want to see academy magni and present magni with axel... he'd spoil academy magni so bad and then present day magni wouod have to fight for his attention aahhh cute..
the image of two magnis on axel is too cute

I feel bad that im only interested in Bettel when people ryona post about him which doesnt seem to happen too much nowadays

fuck fuck FUCK regis altare

>>43191607
Ohh, I love this scenario....

next dingo stream when

>>43191673
you should be posting your own ryona scenarios then, anon

>>43182819
FYI, in HTML/markup format, a slash in a tag marks it as a closing tag. This is where /s comes from: it's shorthand for <sarcasm>Great job, genius</sarcasm> from the days when you had to manually tag all your formatting on forums <i>like this</i>
Bang path fic lingo like top!Magni came about in a similar way from ancient computer formatting, though I think this one is starting to fade out of common use

>>43191803
The poor pup is sick

>>43191673
Never really seen anyone ryonaposting before Bettel desu, I think they're mostly tourists. It kinda died out 2 weeks after debut

>>43191715
I know you're horny but you need to calm down Flay

>>43191993
maguni... altnowa...forgotten...

>>43191089
Uyu won't be there (1AM JST) but Bettel will.
https://youtube.com/live/xvCG2VzNkaU

leader bully

>>43191673
Slapping Bettel in the face out of nowhere!
Watching Bettel recoil in fear and start trembling!
Pushing Bettel against a wall and holding him by his neck!
Punching Bettel's stomach as hard as you with your other hand!
Watching Bettel pee himself and sob uncontrollably!
Kicking Bettel in the crotch for peeing himself like the freak he is!
Stomping on Bettel while he's down in a fetal position from getting kicked!
Kicking him the stomach until he vomits and pees again!
Leaving him in a pool of his own filth!
Bettel love!

I wonder if Axel actually knows how to braid, or does someone Maguni do his braid for him

>>43192199

It's signalis time with Mama!

>>43191993
Sometimes you have a niche fetish and once you see someone else post about it, you go AW HELL YEAH IT'S MY TIME! and join in because you've found your people, and then everyone else wonders why there's an explosion of niche fetish stuff in a thread. I say this as a Pissmite that never said a peep until it was brought up by someone else first, and I also saw it happen with the horse cock takeover in /vai/. So maybe that was part of it. The other part of it—I'm sure a good chunk of the ryonaposting was funposting, and the people funposting got bored of it after a while.

>>43189946
>Hakka is such a unityfag
No he isn't, Aruran is more unity fag than him and must be way more happier than him for collabing with towa

>>43192399
i hope you get your piss but please don't ever speak again

>>43180394
CHU~

>>43192440
Our pissmites are mostly cute, let them speak and have their fun

>>43192504
i ask them not to speak because they will smell like piss. ask them to clean themselves up before speaking.

BETTEL ON THE KOBO TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvCG2VzNkaU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvCG2VzNkaU

BETTEL AND BRAT ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/xvCG2VzNkaU
https://youtu.be/xvCG2VzNkaU
https://youtu.be/xvCG2VzNkaU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvCG2VzNkaU

>>43192504
i miss magni and his piss.... :( i want him to do more solo streams because he wont piss on us in collabs.

kobo is surprisingly calm.

MAMA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ84XuumNWI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ84XuumNWI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ84XuumNWI

>>43192335
how does /mans/ feel about shinri playing the lesbian robot resident evil-lite

What is happening lmao

>>43192686
it's almost midnight in indoland right?

>sheesh
Hate.

did shinri say he and altare hung out in VC after bettel and magni left…

Kobo is so cute

She's sheeshing, she truly is related to Altare

My fucking ears
Jesus christ Kobo

I already like this better than kobo flay collab wtf

He's starting to talk too fast

>>43189946
>Fanboy of male idol groups
>Oshis Izuru and mostly appears mostly in JP chats
>Only interacts with some IDs that have already approached him
>Only mentions Holos when his chat asks him and ignores mod beggar comments
>"Hakka is such a unityfag"

I'm confident with this team. They are going to do just fine.

I've been actually wanting to see Kobo with Magni because the birthday interaction was cute, I guess this is as close as I can get to that

I hope this retarted child gets terminated in the most dramatic and embarrassing way! Fuck all her pedo fans in the process!

>>43192944
kys nigger

>>43192839
not having the crusty mic and trying to mindbreak flayon is an incredible improvement

>>43192944
But enough about vesper, focus on the stream anon :)

Holy shit bettel KEK
>WRONG!!! *domesrically rapes Kobo*

there you go. it's not a kobo stream without any ear piercing scream.

/mans/ has increased pedoposters because of Flayon

sorry kobo and clown, it’s mama time

>>43192777
please let this be real

>>43192199
https://files.catbox.moe/5v7lpk.mp3

kobo is also saying sheesh oh god

>>43192944

They're alright together

Why is Ollie hiding in text chat

>>43193105
t. missed the soul-link arc

>>43193169
Yeah, they'll be fine. She gets along with both Dez and Altare, and Bettel is basically Almond's illegitimate child.

>>43193246
take me back...

>>43193246
ToT

Bettel lost to a fucking child.

She's beating the shit out of him

>>43192658
ToT We're such thirsty little Mags...
He pisses on other people in collabs sometimes though

He actually lost...

>>43193246
I said increased, I know there have been some for a long time, but not as many and as vocal as they are now

>>43193348
i miss the shota art...

Is it illegal to beat a child?

>>43193288
you gotta stop with that retarded butt baby shit

>>43193408
not if no one finds out

>>43193348
Ah I'm sad again

>>43190702
i want to lick his tears

>>43192560
piss breath kek

so many german kois in chat

>>43193402
it's the same people that used to ship shota/oji altnowa but now jumped onto flayon/vesper

>>43193420
I didn't mean he's their literal child dude, it's you that brought it back to buttsex and mpreg

does eek mean something in indog?

>>43193596
Poop

>Team EE-EEE-EEE

kobo and bettel are cute, kinda how i imagined a magni kobo collab would go

why are there twitterdykes in shinri's chat?

>>43193617
Cringe

Bettel as a coach is pretty adorable

this dynamic is cute

Wait, has Kobo never actually played Apex or is she humoring Bettel? This could be dangerous if she gets addicted to it like she did Valorant.

>>43193842
I don't think she has actually

>>43193842
She has, she just never got into it

>>43193842
she played and streamed for once and that is it.

>>43193842
i heard the game made her motion sick the last time she played

>>43193842
She barely has any characters unlocked, so it seems like she hasn't played much

She's like a little child doing these BRRRR car noises

>>43193982
altare does the exact same thing…

kobo and altare really are siblings holy shit

>>43193982
TuT

>Keeps calling him Sir
This is probably the most respect anyone has ever shown Bettel

>>43194023
I know, she genuinely sounds just like him when he's driving a game car.

>>43194022
they are actual 10 years olds... ToT

>>43194023
there's a reason they get along so well

>>43186138
I really wish roberu was in this......I fucking hate stinky mea

for someone who has never touched Apex(me) Bettel is actually a good teacher/coach

racing in apex seems fun

>>43194219
yeah he's making it really simple for her to understand

only 2 minigames?

>>43194133
>>43194023
It really is a shame collab beggars kinda soured their on-screen interactions, I know they play offstream together still but I need onscreen tskr ToT

Kek

I actually learn how to play apex from this stream

HERMANITO

they really gave this robot replica a FAT fucking dumpy

>>43194140
to be fair roberu freaking hates to be looked as a leech of hologirls and doesn't play apex for over 10 months. mea isn't related.

>that shouldnt take long
bettel really overstimating spic internet

>>43194375
fat asses are for the operators benefit

Is bettel..getting that Harem?

>>43194461
No, Bettel is part of leader and Dez's harem.

fucking lmao

>>43194296
There are four events, Zombies vs. Hunters (Girls Only), Boxing (Boys Only), Race Across Olympus (Mixed) and Hide & Seek (don't know if this is Mixed or segregated but the Seekers are Rrat, Towel and Mooner).

I really hope hermanitos internet can hold up on the day of the tourney

KEK

Kek

>>43194587
did ollie make the times for each of these events public? all i've seen is that the entire event starts at 7AM

rumao

>uyu senpai calling bettel a noob
I will pay to see this kek

"he called me a noob and left"
MAX LUCK

>bettel doesn't know that uyu spends his time learning english through toxic gaming phrases

>>43194710
pretty based ngl

>just 6
>that explains things
Kek

>>43194710
If you're not learning new languages through a multitude of curse words, are you really gaming at all?

remember the kobo flayon collab?
yeah...

>>43194867
I want another one because they started to mix well at the second half of the stream..

>>43194867
her mic scuff and flayon's overestimation of her english made it rougher than it could've been tbf

whiny bettel makes me want to punch him

whiny bettel makes me want to hug him

>>43194944
I think flay just has a hard time playing along. Also think kobo isn’t used to handling another autist gaki

>>43194964
don't do it... hes not gonna have enough health for the tourney :(

>>43194927
yeah the second half was funny lol

Is bettel doing a membership stream?

>>43195011
language barrier + first meeting + scuffed mic made it rough for them

>>43195096
>>43192567

>>43194667
Zombies, Hide & Seek and Boxing are going to be consecutive in one stream, then they're gonna start a new stream for Race Across Olympus if I'm reading the announcement tweets right.

kobo seems... calm?

>>43195118
alright, i thought ollie might've released the times for each

Honestly, the fact that Kobo and Bettel have 0 trouble understanding each other is kind of sweet. He's speaking very clearly and concisely, keeping the phrases simple and emoting a lot, and she's been explaining the things she's saying in Indonesian patiently to him as well. It's a nice dynamic.

they will somehow will be 20th despite there only being 7 squads

cute

Why isn't Uyu present?

i'm busy so i can't watch, how is bettel kobo and uyu doing?

>>43195335
He's probably working

these dumbasses kek i can't wait for uyu to join this mess

>>43195335
>>43195344
Uyupi coulnd't make it, maybe busy

>>43195344
I assume he's asleep

koiyumes who have a name that starts with a vowel... I'm sorry...