/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

What the fuck happened?

>>43181034
Janny saw her tummy window and poured salt into open thread

>>43181015
Hopefully Gura apologizes for ruining the Myth acappella thing, that really bothered me, turned a fun moment sour. I get that she was tired but really she couldn't have just joined in?

>deleting the thread
what the fuck are mods doing?

>>43181056
Nigger you arent a chumbie if you're supporting any part of that dumb collab in the first place, she could have joined us for more valentines stuff but cover is retarded

>>43181021
Based Gurass poster

>>43181056
go back to the catalog

>>43181034
OP got banned fucking SEAjanny I swear

>>43181034
op image was too lewd

>>43181086
Ok you can say that all you like but I am a chumbie and I'm not alone, look at the comments under the clip.. Gura is one of the most openly cringe vtubers out there, so her calling others cringe for literally doing CGDCT rubbed me and alot of others wrong.

>>43181122
No fuck you. That collab ate into the members stream.

I just launched the game and I already need to "mod" the mouse acceleration
Haven't played in years but a single mention from Gura and I'm back to playing this game

>>43181034
>>43181048
>>43181061
>>43181092
Not intenting on playing defiles advocate here but in the image you could see the top of Gura's vagina so it was dumb idea to put it in the OP...

>>43181150
you know that they can just remove the image instead of removing the whole thread

>>43181122
>alot of others, a clip
those arent chumbies in the first place but drama seeking tourists like you the collab was cringe and she was right in saying so playing nice 24/7 is warranted if you're actually close jp tard. Again calling it cringe was right and they arent as close as covers trying to make it look if they get offended by such a thing which they arent, and lastly that shitty collab that could have been announced on a tweet rather than taking up my valentines with gura TOOK MY FUCKING VALENTINES WITH GURA, begone you have no warrant here you manipulative shit

>>43181147
Yeah you can be mad at both things? I wish the members was longer and would prefer that over collab but if she is going to be in the collab what is the point of being silent for 1 hour then ruining the one cute funny thing they all try to do together calling it cringe? Really just calling us all cringe for enjoying them. I still love her but she was too grouchy.

What will the 3D showcase be like? I’m guessing they either modeled her bedroom or atlantis and a stage for her

>>43181182
>the one cute and funny thing
the entire collab was cringe and her actually standing up for herself rather than being forced into a group act when people wanted to leave was based. Its not grouchy if you dont force yourself for a group interest its having a will

>>43181181
NTA but just because you want the Valentine stream being longer doesn't mean you got to accept Gura being a downer in the collab

Gura cute Gura cute!

Hi chumbies, anyone got the sauce for the last OP?

>>43181225
she's going to play around with an ebi
me as an irl stand in

>>43181249
It was deleted retarf

>>43181249
It was deleted retard

>>43181233
Nigger she didnt even want to be in that collab, so her being a downer was natural trying to force a happy side in something she nor us are clearly not enjoying and is a MISTAKE in the first place is entirely warranted, they could have done that any other day but slotted it on a day gura had open and wanted to spend with us. So yes if you force something stupid you get stupid results her being a downer is entirely acceptable for something that bad go back to global

>>43181182
If that collab didn't exist we would've gotten more time. Not worth it for putting up with only 2 mics, a single cringe moment, and an announcement.

>>43181233
she was probably embarrassed and didn’t know how to add to the acapella thing

Hey can you guys chill? Me and Gura are trying to sleep.

>>43181313
You should be hugging your gura tulpa not talking to us

>>43181285
I'm asking for the artist name not the thread

>>43181291
TLDR dont force something if you want natural results

>>43181313
It’s only 7pm for you Shion. Fuck off.

She should've started singing "Fedoras are awesome!" for the a cappella bit. She was right not to join in though, it was a visceral kind of cringe, not cute cringe or cringe kino.

>>43181370
Mixed messages: the post

>>43181330
the artist was deleted too retard

>>43181291
At the most least she could of just stayed quiet instead of saying they are all cringe and killing the vibe.

>>43181150
The top of her vagina would be the cervix. You mean the top of her vulva.

>>43181451
go and cry in a corner already you goddamn faggot

>>43181295
I agree with you, still sucks she ruined the moment??

>>43181451
>killing the vibe
there was no healthy vibe copeass there was no unity the others joined in not to turn down the original idea but if they really are close they should be able to speak their minds in the first place, gura was right in calling it cringe because that was the "vibe" fucking cringe my housedate with gura would have had an actual good vibe

>>43181473
Not an argument, fucko.

>>43181478
Not really because beatboxing is so fucking cringe imo

what a strange little thing to make a fuss about

>>43181478
No she saved us from cringing into raisins. Not sure what vibe you're talking about because the whole collab was fucky from the start.

>>43181507
it was not supposed to be an argument, retard

>>43181305
Being embarassed and shy is cool, like Ina is, but being mean about your friends doing a music thing isn't, thats all I'm saying

>>43181478
there was no moment you retard the majority of the stream wasnt paying attention because they were bored and would have rather been enjoying themselves elsewhere AKA THE FUCKING VALENTINES STREAM the only moment seen is by those forcing the damn gag in the first place

>>43181515
SEA afternoon + Yuros lunchtime, purease andstand

>>43181515
They are using any scrap not that they can't shitpost about her being gone

>>43181530
Well then, by default you lose... Good day

>>43181533
>being mean
if they're actually friends they can handle it its what cool friends do you know be honest with each other

>>43181515
It’s called larping.
This isn’t a chumbud.

>>43181553
i am not the one getting shat on by everyone else right now lol

>>43181560
Im still going to shit on that retard because I need something to vent on after cover blocked my date with gura and puts god knows how many other needless things on her schedule

>>43181533
This. Forcing your friend to do something you find super embarrassing in front of 30k people is fine tho.

>>43181558
Yeah guess they just hang at each others houses because they hate each other so much, makes so much sense

>>43181599
No you dumbass im saying if theyre friends and hang out naturally they can handle shittalking each other go back to your udon stall

>>43181599
>SEAmonkey can't even read

>>43181491
Maby on a streak ain't the right place to insult your friends even if it isn't meant meanly, it mades the whole vibe awkward and is why Callie ended the stream so fast. We could of got another 20-40+ minutes of stream if it isn't for this.

>>43181509
In your opinion*

>>43181646
Based Gura saving us

>>43181646
>making shit up now
>actually wanting that shitfest of a collab to last longer
now you exposed yourself kek

>>43181671
>>43181680
You wish for less content?

>>43181702
>content

>>43181702
You like to eat shit

>>43181535
How is it forced the gag if it's not planned and happened naturally?

I just tooted.

You ever tried not replying to schizos?

>>43181702
Do you wish for a bad movie to end faster?

>>43181702
ngl I wish the Collab never happened and all the girls take some extra time to rest for the busy day.

>>43181646
While you're chugging the bud weiser stream or no stream a single fucking word "cringe" isnt meanly its just friends talk get your formalities out of your ass theyre inefficient, calli didnt end the stream so fast because it "got awkward" the entire stream was fucking awkward and after the imprompt acapella got cancelled because they didnt want to do it with just 4 of them they had nothing left to stream, again that collab was a mistake and entirely forced could have been done through a tweet there was no vibe in the first place and if you want to try and blend in stop using zoomer words 20-40 minutes would be more suffering

>>43181713
>>43181719
Not an argument thanks for giving up and proving me, fucko.

>>43181737
Shit was planned and forced though I dont know what you're on about they mentioned a stream announcing something prior and this was it

You sisters can't handle a bit of banter?

>>43181745
don't look at me, I'm still grinding holocure

>>43181622
Okay well then the time of this should be after the stream to criticize, not in front of all the audience??

>>43181761
I accept your concession

Lots of ESLs, lots of brown asians who don't understand the nuances of grilling your pals in western friendships.
Real true posts from organic chumbuds for sure.

>>43181761
the argument is that it is good that it ended faster because it was bad content, you absolute nimrod

>>43181759
"after the imprompt acapella got cancelled because they didnt want to do it with just 4 of them they had nothing left to stream"

THIS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID??? They ends the stream after Gura dosen't participate.

UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH CUNNAAAAAYYYYY GOOOOOOMAAAAA UOOOOOOHHHH FUUUUUCCCKKKK

>>43181794
Uh no it wasnt even criticizing it was one word from someone as bored as we were, and if it actually were criticism doing it on stream would be a good thing let everyone know where to improve, by not fucking plotting a forced collab on a day that could have been done doing FAR better things honesty is a good thing lets the fans know who you are

>>43181833
Why are you esl?

>>43181755
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>>43181815
Maby it's not the best because people like Gura isn't willing to join and have relaxed fun like the rest...

There is literally nothing wrong with a little cunny appreciation.

>>43181833
>SEAmonkey can't read again lol

>>43181833
You arent even quoting right jesus christ where are you from cover stooge
>they had nothing left to stream
Thats the thing you fucking idiot there was nothing left to stream a single song isnt 20-40 minutes and would have just been worse as they were all mentally collapsing anyways, learn to read the fucking room rather than trying to force shit, free will is great you know

>>43181873
>little cunny
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If you woke up to this in your bed what do?

>>43181867
ESL...

>>43181900
Immediately teleporting to my kitchen and making her breakfast in bed so she greets me with a happy sloppy good morning kiss

>>43181867
Lol esl nigger

>>43181900
Fuck her until her little pussy can't take any more of my cum.

PUFFY SLIT STICKY WITH SWEAT AND PEE *SNNNIIIIIIIFFFFFFF*

>>43181867
>relaxed fun
I dont know whats caused this meltdown of yours maybe background shit that she refused(if so im fucking proud of her shes grown) but nothing about that was relaxed the 2 stereoes up front were screaming in my damn ears the entire time trying to distract the audience from how unnatural the entire thing was the other 3 were playing with cats tired or had other things to do and I dont blame them I wanted to be with gura as well, this wasnt relaxed it was forced stupidity be fucking natural if you want better results

>>43181987
Not enough cunny if you want to end this madness forget about bans and jannys go all out just this once

>>43181988
I think you just hate the other member of Myth and hate collabs together it was cute I wish there is more microphone for each oth them but I still had fun until the end when it gets cut short.

>>43181895
You think every one who disagreed is a scrooge lol get a grip. They would of made a cute song this can take even 20 or 40 minutes easily to have lyrics and fun organization together??

>>43181988
This. Those girls including Gura are having relaxed fun ON THE BACKGROUND while the Collab was forced. This Collab shouldn't happen in the first place but since I got some Gurame feet sex so I guess it's not totally worthless.

I miss Gura. Gura when?

>>43182082
i dont know how some of you fall for this esl larp

>>43182115
How dumb, "they are relaxed when it's not on stream" no shit fucko, but they are here for our vieweing pleasure

>>43182050
I dont hate other members of myth you retard unlike half the shitposters here I actually watch the girls, but this collab wasnt cute it was a mess that none of them wanted to be in and it showed in their performance they're overworked and overstressed on pointless shit like this it didnt get cut short there was nothing left to stream read the room there have been far better collabs when they all wanted to do it

>>43182082
Jesus christ you jap nap retard stooge not scrooge "get a grip" I have a firm grip on reality unlike you stooges that are forcing this "it was fun" bullshit when the entire thread here is shitting on you showing it wasnt fun, and no a single acapella takes 3-5 minutes at most this is a vivid cope from you and again they were mentally done at the end there and not having fun they wanted out and so did we, good riddance

>>43181515
Well see the thing is, not everyone is as much of a pedophile as you.

>>43182082
Yes and then they will spend five hours to record the song. GURA KILLED A 6 HOURS OFF COLLAB AND A NEW MYTH ORIGINAL SONG WHAT A BITCH!!! lol

The last Myth collab I enjoyed was Gura's April fools and before that the OG smol 3d one. I don't care who's at fault from an objective perspective , it's just not usually entertaining and Kiara has anti chemistry with Gura, whereas Ina and Ame barely factor in. So it's just Kiara, Mori and maybe Gura (sometimes), which is meh as a combo

If you’re gonna shitpost why do it during dead hours when no one will see it?

>>43182014
No go away pedophile.

>>43182142
>they are here for our viewing pleasure
and that pleasure would have been on both sides if this awful collab wasnt in the way and while you're trying to manipulate people at least quote him right you fucking idiot
>those girls including gura are having relaxed fun on the background
meaning that the shit that wasnt forced was entertaining to them, they have streams where they enjoy themselves and its not when theyre forced

Too many words.

>>43182193
The talk in Kiara's room was kino tho

>>43182161
stop projecting

am I banned

>>43182219(me)
also no they arent there solely for your pleasure they arent your tools most of these girls go for vtubing to enjoy themselves

Meant
>>43182161
For
>>43182014

>>43182161
>Ok you can say that all you like but I am a chumbie
Lmao

>>43182249
Yes

>>43182161
>out yourself as a tourist without saying so
>>43182274
I like gura here retard move on

>>43182249
Yes.

>>43182219
>>43182172
>>43182153
Ok I give up no reasoning with you fucking ass

>>43182161
So no argument? Thanks for giving up and agreeing with me that the collab was a dumb idea by cover, especially on valentines when some had other plans

>>43182328
>ass
Im being honest unlike you, you coping fuck its far more of a merit than a manipulator in denial

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1625879994785468417
For anyone who missed it, Gura and Kiara hd sex last night.

chumbud dropping a reply chain with a larper challenge (impossible)

>>43182370
with me yeah

>>43182370
No...

>>43182360
You fucking can't let this go be mateure can you??? I am not manipulated shit fucko you can fucking eat shit fucking ass

>>43182384
Chumbuds not gooming to Gura (impossible)

>>43182405
Why did you say mature with a british accent?

>>43182360
I am the bigger man admitting I give up can't change your stupid mind you got to have a last word fucking bitch

>>43182417
The uncensored version fucked me up yesterday.

>>43182405
I have never seen a more forced breakdown in my life, if you're going to pretend to cry at least bring eye drops Im not letting this go cover took my date


>>43182429
You say you are the bigger man admitting you were wrong in the first place, and that I have to have the last word yet you keep responding to me you braindead retard keep it coming I need to vent more

>>43182443
Post it

>>43182456
Please spare him I think you already killed him

>>43182456
You reply to me fucko I am not breaking I am being a bigger man admitting I can't change your opinion but no you can't take this it has to keep going, how much are you retard that you think like this?

Anything fucking else corp nipples? I'd like to drop a third nuke for this mistake of managing but my wife owes me a date and shes currently in your suicide pot

Is pic related still melting down?

I don't have to read any of this to know it's all retarded. It's way too fast for what time it is.

Its always seamonkeys isn't it?

>>43182514
Lol faggot

>>43182533
I'm not him but their is no need of being racist.

>>43182514
>how much are you retard that you think like this
Ignoring your speech impediment you arent being a bigger man or dropping it when you keep responding to me you retard if you were honest to your words you would leave because you're right you arent changing my fact that the collab was a nuisance an error a flaw, my date got blocked and noone enjoyed themselves

>>43182417
This fucking BRAT!!! I would literally never stop eating her out, even if she's pissing or on her period, I'd attach myself to her puffy cun cun like a starving leech.

>>43182570
Heres your formality chink >>43182532

>>43182429
>>43182514
>Muh being a bigger man
>Still can't stop replying
what did he mean by this?

>>43182579
I want to leave but your fucking idiot can't stop replying to my post even when you admit their is no argument left.

good evening sirs

>>43182570
what is racist about a normally drawn picture of a brown person?

>>43182624
>their is

>>43182626
It is a disgusting representasion

>>43182624
>I want to leave
then leave there is nothing stopping you little man there isnt an argument left because its one Ive won your pointless collab was a mistake, im not going to be the "bigger man" im going to be the pissed one because my wife was blocked from flirting with me for 2 hours of pointless screaming and god knows what else happened afterwards

>>43182655
It's a realistic representation. Have you tried not being a disgusting brown monkey?

>>43182570
Haha look at this nigger

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED GURA this is me without the "filter" but it turns out the filter is a construct and the real delegate is emotion and todays emotion IS FUCKING PISSED

>>43182671
You don't win shit fucking stupid man little ass, I am not little and you even keep replying to me even when it's over and you run out of logicle arguments to say to me. You continue saying these empty things thinking you can make me angry or go away and leave you but none of your words will work on me to do that you are wrong and even your mother agreed that you are a little stupid fuck ass so go away to cry little man

>>43182746
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on I always say.

>>43182746
You have to be over 18 to post here

>>43182773
Now say that without crying lol

>>43182773
nta but the sole fact that you keep replying with so much text is proof that you indeed are angry and have a little penis

this is like watching two retards go at it in a special olympics boxing match

>>43182773
I really dont understand your mental disability you keep saying you'll leave that you're a big man but you are so attracted to my vent posts that you stick around little man do you want to leave or do you want me to leave choose your poison but you're not getting the latter and you seem to be incapable of doing the first
>>43182791
faggot gura piss is a golden opportunity

>>43182802
I don't cry for shit like you baby man your word is so pathetic that you think it will make me cry I am laughed at your face, maby that will make me cry from laughed to much from your foolish reply

>>43182877
I said without crying

>>43182773
You're trying a bit too hard with your pretending to be retarded act. Dial it down.

>>43182841
>it's actually a real thing
KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZbL32pPado

>>43182804
So your to stupid even to read some text? My dick is 8 inches so even bigger then your brain fucko

garuagwuara is my favorite ligger

>>43182904
>Seamonkey
>pretending

>>43182877
What planet did you come from you realize you're parodying yourself correct? The entire thread is shitting on you and many have trashed the awful collab it was a mistake improve yourself unironically

>>43182861
Gura's godess nectar is better drank than wasted.

>>43182861
When I am done with you I will leave but you can't tell me to leave I don't take shit from your stupid ass

Another day of a seamonkey shitting up a thread I see

>>43181150
Should have only deleted the image. Janny is clearly a newfag.
In fact, look at the top of the thread.
>Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!
He's probably part of the new applicants that just got accepted. Not a great start.

>>43182946
Your fucking stupid friend here mean no shit to me fucko, you think I care a bit? I laughed at your posts

>>43182956
>When I am done with you I will leave but you can't tell me to leave I don't take shit from your stupid ass

>>43182948
It will be consumed by every pore in my body not just my mouth

>>43182956
Im not telling you to leave im telling you to be consistent and honest while you're at it Im continuing this mental Paralympic because im lacking sharkwife, you say you're leaving and then you stay to girlboss metoo or whatever the hell you're chink ass is trying to do its not working you cant even follow your own advice
>>43183034
>you think I care a bit
you've stayed in this tard brawl for around an hour now so yes I'd say you care

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz boring, go tell your ringmaster to teach you new dance moves

>>43183089
What did anon mean by this

>>43183082
I leave when I say I leave not when you say I do what ever I want and your stupid comment can't change my mind, your replying of this proves me, idiot

Someone needs to chill.

just get back from work, i love gura

>>43183139
that monkey should learn a new trick. this is getting stale

>>43181034
>>43181092
>>43181093
I missed the OP
Please post it again

>>43182877
At least learn English if you're going to shit up the thread.

>>43183155
>I leave when I say I leave
you said you were dropping this half an hour ago and yet you're still here, im not trying to change your mind im using this shitchain as a venting place monkey
>>43183158
yes gura I am frustrated how did you know

>>43183191
It wasn't even deleted, anon.
https://i.4cdn.org/vt/1676536634386007.png

>>43183248
Don't call me monkey fucking stupid little ass, if you don't tell me to leave why are you replyed to me and even proved me?

>>43183283
https://kemono.party/fanbox/user/4780277/post/5309624

>>43183344
What the fuck are you even saying ape, I pride myself on being able to understand others even if theres a iq barrier but even you are starting to lose me im not telling you to leave and im replying to you because im not wanting to leave?

>>43183283
Also, come the fuck on, newjanny. That's like literally 5 pixels of すじ. You could have just ignored it, man.

jesus christ what is going on here? I hope bengalore and other indian cities are getting hit by a massive earthquake

>>43183382
UOOOOOOHHH Imagine how good Gura's tiny wrinkly soles would feel on your glans!! T O T

>>43183392
Your reply to me PROVES ME, fucking dumb idiot your mom did kick your little head even when your a baby??

>>43183344
And while we're at it cunny is erotic uoh gura is the peak female body

>>43183457
>PROVES ME
what does this mean and what happened to being kind and formal to others you sure dropped that ball quick

Imagine just kissing it...

>>43183283
Full version?

>>43183512

>>43183512

>>43183517
Anon...

>>43183512
Stop it brat Ill use the vacuum too much lint

>>43183512

>>43183501
So I can see what I said is true because of how your reply is lol, get a grip then go to be educated fucking stupid ass

>>43183382
Very nice. This guy's work is always fantastic. Please support his fanbox if you can.

Enough! I JUST goomed!

>>43183517
>>43183382

>>43183602
>then go be educated
You haven't even been educated in english you seamonkey the only thing you said was how you're little man self was apparently the bigger man and would drop this, but then you proved your own self wrong by staying and baffling me with your incompetence

Gura is one of those girls that have naturally pink buttholes... Imagine how cute and tiny it is...

>>43183602
>SEAmonkey inventing new words lol

>>43183602
Get a grip and stop making shit up you lost the argument long ago now you're ringdancing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0fN_pW-9AQ&list=LL&index=11
my wife ooga ooga booga my cunny my love

>>43183936
bunga no, grunga mine
me good you bad

>>43184163
gruga like me she sniiiiif bunga, you no sniiiiifed grunga me go in cave now we paint

We good now?

>>43184289
Nyo. I miss Gura.

>>43184289
No I still want my date

gurga me bungo wife
ung raise shildren togtfther gunga
bung groew old togthrer unga

Grunga invite me to cave
Me and grunga bang rocks
make fire
grunga scream
I big man I eat fire
Mouth hurt
grunga kiss
love

Why does she keep calling me stinky?

rock words? me make.

>>43184562
Because you are stink, stinko

>>43184562
she uses it endearingly
she says it because she loves us but shes a bit of a tsun

>>43183936
did she just droll when she say "ffforget what i say"

>>43184562
wash yo ass

Gura will stream today (Friday) or tomorrow (Saturday). Yeahh i'm still confused with the timezones.

>>43185153
I'm not mori

can't believe i like gura the most.

So its true I am gura's husband

>>43185212
Your wife is getting fucked tonight
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1626196698702962695

>>43185174
>gura
>stream
good joke

>>43185240
kiara didn't have a chance against this agile sharkgirl

>>43185240
they're racing to the studio not each others rooms

>>43185273
No they are racing out of the studio. Gura wants to go to (my) bed badly.

>>43185253
why are you grey?

>>43185321
Im glad gura's finally getting sleep after working at the studio, sleep with me in my bed

>>43185240
#GURAREVERSESWEEP

According to kiara's tweet gura is in her room settling down, chances of likes?

>>43185461
increase

>>43185461
Wrong, she is in Kiara's room gobbling up her sweaty feet that have been vacuum-sealed in tight dancing shoes for 8+ hours of practice.

>>43185544
Wrong again, she is in her own room smelling her own feet in the mirror and wondering if she smells, she does

>>43185783
What is this

>>43185240
she's getting fast bro...

>>43185898
The dino Gura plush through a set of NVGs.

hnnnnnnnnnng

Would you?

>>43186015
Good night shart
>>43185989
Got any other recon Intel ranger?

>>43186015
There are island people that unironically wanted this to continue.

>>43186108
Do not mention the apes they'll resurface

>>43186131
That's ok I never reply to them so if an autists does that then that's their problem not mine.

>>43186015
>I turned down sex with my chumbies for this?

>>43185915
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes key*

>>43186025
Rape this? Sure.

>>43186025
Nurture and cherish her? Absolutely

Why do they have dance practice until night? Fucking retarded niggers at Cover, stop overworking my wife and her genmates. Genuinely wish they wouldn't put up with this.

>>43186375
Your shark wife wants to be an idol and this is what idols do

>>43186375
Gura said she’s doing this for both us and herself. Of the things Cover has her do I think she’d rather learn idol dances than be in meetings

>>43186375
Stupid westerners and their 8 hour workdays can't compete with Japanese work ethic. Working 20 hours and sleeping overnight at the studio is a sign of greatness.

the MAIN CHARACTER and the main villain

>>43186470
>Gura said she’s doing this for us

this reminds me on social media, when a certain pr0n star said her rectum broke and had to go to surgery, her follower asked why she did it, and she replied for the fans. and in comments none of the fans wanted her to do extreme things. she just thought they did, because her "employers" and "managers" told her so

>>43186501
What the hell are you on about?

>>43186627
Doing idol dances isn’t the same thing as endangering your asshole

>>43186627
I want Gura to be an idol.

>>43186449
>>43186470
She can be an idol without working into the night. You are acting like they aren't having the usual meetings and all the other inane bullshit on top of it. I don't want her to go on another break as soon as this shitty Japan arc is over, just because of retarded Japanese work ethic.

>>43186449
They dont normal dance this much the routine is usually pop step jazz hands what are they doing

>>43186484
What do japanese even do for 20 hours there cant be that much work

>>43186733
chronic lack of sleep can ultimately cause psychosis, depression, an increase in stress, and amnesia..
there's no reason why she cant have good night´s sleeps and then do her silly dances.

>>43186733
Provided they are only idol dancing for that long

>>43186908
There isn't. Appearing busy is more important to them than actually getting shit done.

>>43186960
So they just repeat the same dance routine the entire day?

>>43186733
What is "idol dances" how is normal dance practice this stressful

>>43186908
>wake up at 5am, get shower, do hair, get themselves dressed
>take train at 6
>arrive at office shortly before 7, they open at 7
>work til 12
>1 hour break til 1, eat some bento with your colleagues
>work from 1 til 5
>go to an izakaya with your colleagues and boss, drink a bunch til 9 or so
>take train home
>watch 1 hour of TV
>fall asleep

>>43186015
It's okay, Gura, your suffering was kino.

>>43186470
And what are the other things it doesnt seem like just dance practice

GOD I LOVE MY SHARK WIFE! T u T

>>43187174
WE WERE SO FUCKING CLOSE

>>43187016
hey, if you get paid for pretending.. the main reason their economy has been stagnating. nobody wants to rock the boat.

>>43187016
I was talking about Japanese business culture in general. I don't know what the girls are doing, and how much of their time gets taken up by dancing compared to meetings and so on, but I am certain that there is lots of unneeded filler. Without knowing what they are doing, I am certain that most of their meetings could have been just a single e-mail. If they are actually dancing all day long, without time wasting filler, it is still bad, because of diminishing returns. At a certain point it becomes even detrimental, because of exhaustion (physical and mental), lack of sleep, etc. It is simply retarded to make them work long hours. You will get better results if you give them time to relax.

>>43187097
4 hour regular drinking with colleagues christ I will never understand the izaykaya thing the earlier work schedule gives college enough time to "build work relations" or whatever let them have their private life after that

>>43187097
That doesn't sound that bad. Why do the nips kill themselves? I'd take that over this...
>Wake up at 6am, get ready to drive down to office.
>Stuck in traffic
>Arrive at 7am
>Find out they fired a seperate branch in the company.
>Congrats you now have 3 jobs and the same salary
>11pm go to cafeteria and eat at work desk
>5pm commit work to git
>get home at 7:30pm
>Get a call from boss and find out someone else fucked up and they need you to fix it because that person quit recently.
>Cry

Nips are fucking pussies.

I doubt they actually dance, like as in actually physically actively dancing, for more than 2 hours or so a day. Rest of the time is looking at videos to learn moves, being instructed, taking breaks, talking to staff and other holos etc.

>>43187209
I agree whole heartedly it seems like theres some entertainer training as well going on with all of the girls mentioning memes out loud like their trying to market to boomers take guras "I learned new memes" thing if that's the case it's not helping

>>43187325
*zoomers

>>43187209
Idk they could be doing other projects as well hence the time crunch since they're in nipland for a limited time.

Anticunny SEAjanny deserves to lose his position for abuse, he's deleting perfectly sfw posts.

>>43187362
The question is what are these projects and how are they so stressful that gura says shes doing it for us while extremely fatigued

>>43187325
That would seriously suck if that were the reason, but it could also just be because of them living together, and browsing the internet more that usual. I wouldn't put it past those retards at Cover though.
>>43187362
That doesn't make it much better. Like I said, even if there is no time waste involved, it is still bad.

>>43187429
Who knows but if they don't have work visas and I highly doubt they do because Cover then they only have 3 months to get shit done before having to jump through some hoops to get a temp visa.

>>43187016
dumbud? Do even know how practice works? Do you think your favorite band just plays their song when their slot is up without some practice beforehand?

I love my wife so much!!

My sweet, beautiful sharkwife woke up early to see me on Valentine's Day despite her exhausting schedule.

>>43187565
Theres a difference between doing a routine enough times to get it down and do good and doing it for the entire 20 hour shift ones reasonable the others for appearance

>>43187628(me)
And I would know I was in a dance studio for a time even the most dedicated ones didnt take it farther than a regular us 9-5 work shift if even that much

I really hope she isn't being pressured into doing anything to stupid or out of her comfort zone with the "do it for your fans" wank

>>43187730
She isn't, she wants to be a Japanese idol. She has seen the holoJP idols and it has inspired her, she got starry eyes looking at them perform on stage.
This is her dream.

>>43187730
Yeah, I think that she is thinking about us is nice, but I'm sure every true fan would rather have her dance performance be 5% worse, if it meant that she didn't have to work insane hours.

>>43187781
Even dreams have principles theres a chance she might get pushed past hers just because shes aiming for a different cultures thing and it's easy to manipulate someone by telling them it's their dream, 2 hours of sleep is worrying

>>43187325
Are there any timestamps or clips of meme usage than seemed excessive or uncharacteristic?

>>43187910
I'm not giving you a timestamp because I'm going to sleep in the next post or so really will promise 100% but go back to the member stream she starts somewhere in the middle listing of "memes and meme language she learned" rizz, goofy ah and something else idk I'm not studying meme culture, this gets exemplified in the collab when the others girls start abruptly shouting memes as a mean of content(?) Idk but theres a bunch of odd memes and not just from the usual suspect of mori which in her case shes doing it more than usual, being shouted randomly like they were trained to do as a means of entertaining and it feels incredibly awkward

>>43188068
We live in a society
Lol outloud
Too tired to think of others watch the stream

Feels like a lot of concernfagging going on today with no real bearing

>>43188068
It feels like seasiders trying to market to westerners and teaching the girls to say these things, when it makes it even stranger than before

>>43188068
I should have mentioned clips and timestamps that aren't from Gura. I watched the stream, and I think her simply talking about learning the meaning of memes / new phrases isn't weird or worrying in itself. But if the others are using them in a way that they haven't before, it could indicate something. I only watch Gura though, so I don't know what is typical of the others and what isn't, which is why during the collab it felt like the typical cringe shit that always happens when Mori is involved.

>>43188199
Yeah the others are using them too not just shitposter gura and even then her way of "introducing" us to them like a journal this time around felt different than her just usually just using them subtly because shes an actual shitposter and knows what shes doing there, the girls mentioned training on this trip it could be for entertainment aspects as well but if that's the case cover for fucks sakes memes arent it

>>43188312
Someone many threads ago mentioned geisha training that could be the relation just modernized

>>43188396
Gura is my personal geisha

>>43188419
yeah mine

>>43188419
Geishas are entertainers btw, no sex allowed I dint even think they can date clientele

>>43188312
Thinking about it, I could see Cover getting a consultant for western entertainment or whatever due to their shrinking numbers, that basically goes "memes good, wizard game and loli bad", but that would mean that Cover is actually investing something in EN, which is hard to believe.

>>43188457
I mean they did invest in this trip for myth could be a partial thing while here

>>43188450
Gura is my personal oiran

>>43188498
Gura is my personal tayu that allows sex and is married to me

>>43188396
>Homo interaction limited across the EN branch
>Cover pumps out the valentines merch
>Special white day cafe
>Little cafe capsule collaboration thing
>Geisha training
Did they have an epiphany where unicorns == money?

>>43188457
>they hire a western entertainment consultant
>one year later
>look at gura's channel
>a bunch of shorts with her 3d model dancing to popular tiktok songs
>calling MICKEY MOUSE at 3AM CHALLENGE [GONE WRONG]
>the streams are all her playing raid: shadow legends

>>43188580
Modernized geisha training mind you, more meme and political friendly focused probably training them to keep up day to day conversations off stream as well

>>43188457
Unless they’re from California nobody is actually going to force loli content to stop, even western cartoons still do it subtly

>>43188639
>PANTY RAIDING MOTHER WITH THE BOYS REAL PRANK

How come Gura makes my pp so hard when she's just a little girl? I'm not a pdf file.

Ugh

Gura loves sitting down on my lap, facing me, then hungrily french kissing my mouth while humping my crotch

Ina isn't it 12:00pm for you right now

>>43188874
i wrote this post btw

>>43188874
Nice try homo, she's my rug burner

>>43188885
no, it's 11:20

>>43188947
K

>>43188995
K

>>43189006
Who is this that I need to viscerally correct?

>>43188580
>=/=
fify

>>43186627
>she just thought they did, because her "employers" and "managers" told her so
If Gura says it's cringe, she won't do it. Not swayed by peer pressure. I luv my non-wigger shork.

Let us hope that's true gura

Because it seems to be situational for gura, dont get pressured by ADHD spaz's k

I'm the king of /ggg/.

>>43189798
Oh hello onahole of /ggg I was waiting for you

>>43189798
Looks like my onahole has arrived!

>>43189798
Yaaaay, the onahole of /ggg/ is here!!

>>43189798
You're the onahole of /ggg/

Mori and gura having fun japan

>>43190027
Not together though. The wigger had her chance of being friends with Gura, and blew it spectacularly.

https://twitter.com/aoisaka77/status/1626224010311909382

>>43190170
>Not together
Tell me you don't pay attention without telling me you don't pay attention.

>>43190201
I payed attention and noticed with how much hate she mentioned Mori's channel when she talked about it during our date.

isn't it too early for samefagging bait?
>check my clock
oh, right on the schedule

>>43190374
Trick question, it's always time for samefagging bait. Schizo hours never end.

This is my shark.
This is not up for debate.

is sweet appetite out for japs yet? someone share it pls

>y-you're the onahole of /ggg/ XD

>>43190636
bend over

https://music.apple.com/jp/album/sweet-appetite-single/1668724488
actual sex moans

>>43190826
Someone remove the wubs.

>>43190826
I don't like the song

Sex with a fembud.

>>43190826
Is the music overpowering the vocals? mightjsut be my shit headphones

>>43190826
Imagine Gura in the studio having to moan over and over again to get it right

>>43191180
They got the 2 most mating pressable ENs. This couldn't have been a coincidence.

>>43190826
Not bad

>>43190826
I couldn't tell if those were Gura or Bae sex moans. God damn it, I want a Gura solo og acoustic song

>>43182417
Why is this deleted? Fuck off.

Only true chumbies will know. Which moan is Gura's moan?

>>43191318
Yeah it doesn't show any parts. Did we get a new janny?

>>43191337
It's hard to tell over the damn music

>>43191442
No it's the same SEAjanny that's been deleting anything with a visible slit.

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1626244125124362240
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1626244125124362240
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1626244125124362240

MY WIFE JUST FINISHED HAVING SEX WITH KIARA AND AME

What does that mean?

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1626244125124362240
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1626244125124362240
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1626244125124362240

>>43191514
Fuck her it is this time I fucken work! Shit khasa mong bulu kaneng

Gura have any chance?

THE FUCKING BRAT

>>43191514
>>43191553
DAKIMAKURA AND PAJAMA UOOOOOOOOHHH

>DOUBLE REVEAL
What could it be!!!???

>>43191559
SEAbud...

>>43191514
>>43191553
Double reveal? I guess this means the song with Bae and maybe her opening animation with its own original song?

>>43191559
What language is that?

LETSGOOOOOOOOOO

>>43191634
No, she said the opening animation would take a long time.

>>43191634
>>43191588
No it is 3D live idiot

I LOVE MY WIFE

>>43190826
This song blows ass per usual
thanks Gura!!!

big face official

So how many soldout reruns for the daki?

>>43191688
retard

>>43190826
wow actually eroi but seems a little imbalanced. wish I could hear a bit more of gura

>>43191654
huttese

>>43191688
retard

>>43191711
I'm only buying it if it's at least a bit lewd

Damn, the Deco song is kinda awful. Disappointed.

>>43188068
>>43188199
Are you fucking retarded? They aren't teaching these girls memes, you stupid fuck. What the hell is wrong with you? Seriously. Lmao.
Gura was "learning memes" i.e. she was most likely just browsing twitter/tic tok and found some new stupid zoomer vocab she wanted to annoy us with or tell us about shit she thought was funny. The Nips at Cover don't even know zoomer memes, you schizo fuck. I can't even begin to understand the point of your post, but it smells like you're unsatisfied with Gura's lack of appearances or something and are now complaining about her idol training/Cover.
Grow the fuck up. She's doing what she wants.

>>43191688
You dumb fuck. Her 3D live is on March 2nd. We already know the date. FUCKING RETARD

>>43191654
Sesotho

If shes not releasing her daki im actually going to be upset with her
it was finished in FUCKING SEPTEMEBER!!!!!

>>43191514
>>43191553
Cunny reveal

>>43191717
>>43191740
>>43191786
Okay no need to be angry or cruel to me for a mistake.

>>43191067
The vocals are low

>>43191821
Stop being retarded

>>43191821
>calling other idiot
>wtf bruh no need to rude
retard

>>43191821
Sorry

>second orisong
>daki
>intro animation
I'm guessing it's probably the first two, though at this point they could have saved the daki for the 3d showcase merch instead of it being a random merch drop

>>43191514
>>43191553
Ah fuck I wasn't expecting this and made other plans, is wanting to watch sharkwife a valid excuse to duck out of a get together

>>43191494
No. He's clearly a new janny, you dumbass. Look at the top of the page.
>Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!
They just did applications.

>>43191821
Retard

>>43191777
Yeah, but at this point that is what I expect. I don't know how they keep managing to make her sound worse than in karaoke streams.

Why did he do it :(
https://twitter.com/takigare3/status/1624993862644015105

>>43191852
>>43191858
>>43191884
FUCK YOU ASSHOLES
>>43191869
Apology accepted.

>>43191694
a deco classic
i'm interested in what the choreography will be like

How is it that her best cover is still probably her cunny archive shill song?

>>43191903
What is the translation please?

>>43191559
>Khasa mong bulu kaneng Solo...

>>43191958
If only there was a button with "Translate Tweet" written on it...

>>43191903
hololive? gawr gura related?

>>43191953
No Reflect was way better than that shit, idiot