/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Squeezable and milkable

Only 158 days until Ami confesses her love for ME

I miss my boyfriend.

How do I swap souls with this smug bastard?

>>43140368
This is his Valhalla. I'll see you on the battlefield.

MARIA I KNOW YOU'RE /HERE/
I WANT TO BE TRAPPED IN A SMALL ELEVATOR WITH YOU AFTER FORCE FEEDING YOU A JUMBO SIZED SPICY BEAN BURRITO BOWL

>>43140435
I AM READY

>>43140726
You fool, she's Latina, that won't even make a dent in her intestines

[GOOD NEWS]
ami has finished producing the stickiness from her web for her stickers

I love my girlfriend!

>>43138532
I wonder if tsunderia has any groomer-fans like them

>>43141874
If only you knew, anon

Didn't Mio had some sort of poll thing for games and song cover recomendations?

It's Pico time!
https://youtu.be/UgZYbNMF91g

>>43140864
Throw in some cheese and gamble on that 50% lactose intolerance rate

i love my dorky tiny spidermomwife

>Ami set to have her first self-produced merch available for purchase barely a month after going indie

>>43142390
literally the only thing that prevents me from going full PPP anti is ami's own positive testimony about tsunderia

[great news]
Ami ate all her chocolate

>>43142438
>Ami is the only one positivr about Tsunderia
>Even Lisa has become a Tsunderia anti
Ami might be even more kind and forgiving than Lisa. Or Lisa just got fucked by PPP that hard.

>>43142548
>all her chocolate
yeah, me, the chocolate covered bucko

Does Ami keep accidentally hitting her filter or is her mic on the fritz? Noticed a lot of static noises in recent streams.

>>43142555
well, her account makes sense. she clearly prefers being independent (& not just because of merch), but she appreciates how tsunderia helped a complete novice like her get started.

>>43142640
yea i think she is just hitting it a bit today

>>43142640
She's probably just biting her pop filter again

>>43142674
our spidey mama is a bitey mama, please understand

>>43142674
>Ami's addiction so strong she can't go a few minutes without thinking about eating buckos.

Shoutouts to my ISP for giving me the authentic experience today

Pretty wild what people can do with this engine

>>43141874
In my experience snobaste is a pretty cool guy. Just loves his chuuba and doesn't afraid of anything. Nobody is forcing her to keep him around.

>>43143773
nice try nightbot

>>43143620
This is why I love Ami's stuff, I'd never even heard of Pico-8 but people making their own remakes and demakes is awesome, she's having a ton of fun too

>>43143049
This has to be the best way to watch Ami

>Cake-o-demon
Never gets old

she's ANGY

>>43142030
Spam filter won't let me post them directly but if you go back about two weeks on her YT community tab you should find the post with the links

>He doesn't watch Ami with a CRT filter.

>>43144160

>We saw his bumh- his bum.
>How lewd.

>>43141874
Mio...

Cute jumpscared spidor

Ami was scared by that low-poly pico ghoul...

What an absolute dork

i love this dork so much

>Pissing herself laughing at dancing ayy lmaos

>>43145619
>He's going so hard! pffft *snort*
I got tears in my eyes from laughing, the music made it perfect

>"Ami already got abducted twice" I wish

Lisa...
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1625948162660909059

Squeeze Ami

Man I'm still thinking about that Lisa picture

How long until being called chubby starts having the same effect on Ami as being called a dork does?

>>43146279
Really shouldn't push it, being okay with it doesn't mean she wants it said in chat all the time

>>43145838
Gotta wonder exactly what she wants those ayy lmaos to do to her

>>43141874
See with buckos Ami is the groomer.

>>43140788
why are you posting gifs from jan 6

>Ami playing Touhou
The autism is coming

>>43147488
It feels more like the groomer equivalent of a Mexican Standoff, a battle where its groom or be groomed.

>The tongue is out, you guys
Nice

>>43148005
You brought a knife to this gunfight.

>>43147488
As is the tsun way.

>>43147921
STAY AWAY FROM AMI YOU DEMON

>>43146279
Like >>43146444 says, comments on her appearance or what we imagine her appearance to be are a big no-no for girl psychology even done in a joking manner. That shit sticks with them long term even if they brush it off momentarily.

The whole thing is made worse because of the social retards in chat who love to repeat the same joke over and over again every stream until it wears out its welcome. A joke she enjoys once is not a "make Ami laugh" button for life.

>>43147488
>Ami grooms buckos with mothering
>Meru grooms postmates with abandonment play
>Yuuna grooms breadcrumbs with photographic memory of their lives
>Nen grooms nen fans with feet and cursed food
>Hanabi grooms townspeople with mispronounced words
>Orla grooms goblins with femdom
>Urara grooms assmen with findom
>Lisa grooms sheeple with extreme empathy
>Purin grooms flans with ameribooness and serial tragedies

makes too much sense
I'm scared

>>43148445
so yuuna is gay or bi because i am lost now

>>43148917
Yuuna is a walletsexual.

NOOOO NO BREAD IT'S MY JOB TO FEED AMI GET AWAY

>>43140182
why there is cross next to orla ?

>eating day old floor spaghetti with ami
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

>>43149094
Let her cook

>>43149144
She went and became a nun

>>43149144
so she can rest in peace

>>43149144
Officially retired

I hope somebody edits that purin OP on a plane with an OG crown

Ami is my princess

The retarded slag Panda is back at it again day 7 confirmed who ever hits up her work email to complain should tell her stupid ass to keep out of chat not because its wrong of her to watch but because of her status as a "friend" leech she distracts from actual fans of Ami who spend money on fucking memberships and send super chats. But of course shes too fucking dumb to get that sorta basic shit and instead plays innocent fucking leech

>Ami openly fantasizing about the "competition" being dead and buried.
I'm not sure if Amiya or Yuuna would be scarier to date.

I can not wait for the day Ami and Panda collab and become so close they make it a weekly thing just to piss off anon

>>43150187
panda love

>>43150187
what

>>43150187
You’re stupid.

Mom found the seven week old food bowls...

>>43150231
Only death can be your escape from them

>>43150187
Panda you already made us like you, you don't need to do these false flags anymore

>>43150372
>Mom found the "bottles"

>>43150322
>>43150386
Now I wanna make a tierlist of who would be the most dangerous to break up with. Of course Maria is at the top since she's Latina.

>>43150441
>Mom drank the "bottles"

>>43150460
Latinx*

>>43150531
There's no reason to spread hatred like that here anon

>>43150460
>Of course Maria is at the top since she's Latina.
Imagine...

>>43150231
You're safe as long as you never look at another human female for more than 3 seconds at a time.

>>43150531
Fuck you colonialist imperialist cracker

t. Latino 2nd gen immigrant

Oh god I just realized Amiya's ribbons are, like, in her skin. I've never been actively wigged out by a vtuber design before but that's got me kinda squicked. Has she ever talked about them/explained it?

>>43150862
From firsthand experience with that kind of relationship I can tell you it is not a good time.

>>43151019
they're piercings. she sometimes pretends like she's a badass because of her corset piercings.

>>43151019
It's a corset piercing. The ribbons themselves don't go into the skin, they're just looped through the rings.

>>43151019
the ribbon itself is not "in" her skin its just laced along some piercings

>>43151019
She's got them in her chest too, they're cute

Ami is actually quite good at dodging bullet hell when she's not looking at chat...

>>43151172
>>43151203
>>43151232
>>43151245
ohhh okay, weird spots for piercings but I can buy it as an anime design. thanks

>>43150531
In the words of Maria herself
>Don't call me Latinx. Just call me Latina. Latinx is dumb

>>43150187
I bet you're that fag who thinks the Tsunderia discord is sekrit club

>>43151353
probably also the lumi anti

For a split second when Ami switched the extra fabric on her chest on and off I thought it was a breast expansion toggle

>>43150756
>The happened to me because I had a woman's name in my phone
>It was my sister's.

>>43151551
>It was my sister's

>>43151405
Probably also PPP

>>43151311
I'm gonna call Maria cute

>Even chibi Ami can do the bedroom eyes

>>43150531
you earned that (you)

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

ami always gets her chat to spam :amilove: at the very end of her streams and that is very cute

>>43152677
i always wait for her to post :amilove: so i can join in, it feels wrong if i close out of the stream early...

Thinking about Meru
https://youtu.be/l2zgOgZWGL0

>>43153030
it makes me leave the stream with a big dumb smile on my face

>>43153033
I just want her to be happy.

>>43152951

>>43153333
Me too bro, me too

I miss Rei...

>>43148917
the former obv

>>43150187
Anon are you retarded?

>>43151019
>kinda squilked
ftfy

Kazu
https://www.twitch.tv/tetsuyakazune

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1625716285320445953?t=x2PutUT13ZNCS8Qc3kegKg&s=09

What is she referring to? I'm not seeing any other tweet/retweet other than the replies

>>43156407
https://twitter.com/KokohaKoha/status/1612647472584888320

>>43156407
NVM I figured it out

lisa's stream will be delayed 30-60min due to hurties
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1626020991607672832

>>43157454
This is Chai's fault

>finish making protein smoothie just in time for Lisa stream
>It's delayed

>>43157535
Do your stretching reps while you wait

>>43140241
It is a melancholy object to those, who skim through this great thread, or browse on Youtube, when they see the VODs, the shorts and live-streams crowded with chuubas of the female sex, followed by three, four, or six Sheeple, all in rags, and importuning every viewer for a dono. These chuubas instead of being able to work for their honest livelihood, are forced to employ all their time in streaming to beg sustenance for their helpless roommates who, as they fatten up, either turn thieves for want of work, or leave their dear native company, to fight for the Phase-Connect in Canada, or sell themselves to Twitch.
I think it is agreed by all parties, that this prodigious number of Sheeple in the arms, or on the backs, or at the heels of their chuubas, and frequently of their managers, is in the present deplorable state of the kingdom, a very great additional grievance; and therefore whoever could find out a fair, cheap and easy method of making these chuubas sound and useful members of the common-wealth, would deserve so well of the publick, as to have his statue set up for a preserver of the nation.
But my intention is very far from being confined to provide only for the Sheeple of the professed Chikafuji: it is of a much greater extent, and shall take in the whole number of Sheeple at a certain age, who are attendant to VODs in effect as little able to satisfy them, as those who demand Lisa's attention in the streams.
As to my own part, having turned my thoughts for many years, upon this important subject, and maturely weighed the several schemes of our projectors, I have always found them grossly mistaken in their computation. It is true, a Sheeple just subscribed to Lisa, may be supported by her milk, for a solar year, with little other nourishment: at most not above the volume of two squeezings, which the Lisa may certainly get, or the value in scraps, by her lawful occupation of squilking; and it is exactly at one year old that I propose to provide for them in such a manner, as, instead of being a charge upon their Lisa, or the Tsundiaspora, or wanting milk and butthole for the rest of their lives, they shall, on the contrary, contribute to the feeding, and partly to the intoxication of many Buckos.

>>43142674
giwtwm

>>43150187
Anon-chama... small-corpo and indie 2views do this with each other all the time and it doesn't mean shit. "But Ami gets 200+" shut the fuck up, go back to >>>/vt//#/ if it means that much to you.

>>43151285
Some people do this IRL btw.

For me, it's Ami's butthole.

For me, it's Ami's sloppy spider skills

For me, it's Lisa's modest chest

>>43152951
Me on the right

>>43152951
Me on the left

mom is horny again...

can one of you engineering buckos hurry up on this gestalt or whatever project? I need to be bitten by Ami already.

[Good news]
Possible Orla content next month
[??? news]
This is the content
https://twitter.com/orlaganceann/status/1625886099347316736/photo/3

>>43161054
>Ice Ice Babies

CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
https://www.twitch.tv/chikafujilisa

Lisa Live
https://www.twitch.tv/chikafujilisa

Lisa is making me feel saviorfag feelings again

>Lisa ate today
>It didn't help
Well, I'm all out of ideas

>>43161602
>Didn't finish the rice bowl
She just didn't eat enough

How did she not finish an egg?

Good news: Lisa is eating a steak tonight

Bullying Lisa into eating more until she's finally a healthy weight

Looks like only one man can save Chikafuji Lisa...

You will share your bulking meals with Lisa, right gymsheeple?

The physical need to hug Ami tightly while she fights the urge to bite deep into my shoulder or neck until i tell her its ok and she digs her fangs deep into me consuming my blood and injecting me full of blissful sleep inducing amitoxin.

>>43158266
To all this I answer, that there is one darling inclination of anons which usually affects to be a retainer to the thread, though she be neither its mother, its sister, nor its girlfriend. I mean the spirit of squeezing and milking, that lived long before squilkposting, and can easily subsist without it. Let us, for instance, examine wherein the squeezing and milking of squilkposters among us consists. We shall find squilkposting to have no share in it at all. Does the squilkpost anywhere prescribe a fat, squeezed sheep, a three word ritualpost, a refusal to Say That, or any affected forms and modes of squeezing and milking different from the reasonable part of mankind? Yet, if squilkposting lends its reply to squeezing and milking, and employs or diverts these ritualposts, it must of necessity be spent in contraventions to the laws of the thread, and disturbance of the public peace.
There is a portion of enthusiasm assigned to every thread, which, if it hath not proper vtubers to gosling for, will burst out, and set all into a schizopost. If the quiet of a thread can be bought by only flinging anons a few ritualposts to devour, it is a purchase no wise man would refuse. Let the rrats amuse themselves with a sheep’s chest stuffed with milk, provided it will keep them from Saying That.

Ahhhh FUCK did I miss a lot with Lisa so far?

>>43163613
Missed her talking and being cute and grooming sheeple into being gymbros

Who sent in a fucking song from the Mask

I love when Ami gets excited and tweets about music and idols and stuff I have 0 ideas about. she is just an adorable little autist that wants to rant about her interest like I am with metal gear lore or fighting games.

I'm ngmi, it's past my bedtime but I still haven't heard lisa play my song submission yet

>Haewon in Lisa's chat
great

>>43164426
Atleast it's not son of the mask

This song she's singing feels kinda lewd

First time watching Lisa. She reminds me of Amelia first couple months after her debut.

>>43166645
Welcome home brother

>you're a sheep, you're smelly
Imagine the smell trapped in her thick, fluffy wool

>>43166645
Painfully understandable

Did a late workout while thinking about Ami tonight. Buckos and Sheeple, did you workout for/while thinking about your oshi today?

>>43167868
It's a rest day for me but I did some stretching and am gonna absolutely destroy my morning routine workout thanks to that impromptu Lisa karaoke

I hope I dream of Ami tonight...

>>43169843
try thinking of spiders and webs before you go to bed.

My girlfriend is already going back to exhaustation/burnout and thats her biggest debuff

I love this spider to much and want to explore the interesting parts of our hobbies together

I am blinking

Twitter YES MA'AM man piss me off so much.
Do they even realize they are often more harmful than antis?

>>43172269
context?

>>43172549
https://twitter.com/slimeerotica/status/1626027190684094466?s=20
oversleeping 11 hours and going back to sleep again = you will wake up completly fucked up and exhausted

And most people in replies telling her "it's ok sleep more and rest well queen"

>>43172783
Looks like the yes men were right this time.
https://twitter.com/slimeerotica/status/1626096783444316160

What happened to the Kazu Australia thing

I'm taking a vacation from this site and it might be permanent. Sorry this is a weird post but I've been here for 17 years and wanted to say goodbye to someone, and this is the last place I hang out. Don't have too much fun.

>>43173199
I think he said he would go there sometime this year or the next

>>43173374
Godspeed bro and see you tomorrow.
I'm thinking about doing the same. The rest of this site is at each other's throats constantly, and I don't even watch Lisa or Amiya so I feel like I have no reason to be here anymore after Quest died down.

>>43173374
Wish you the best of luck, and a great vtuber viewing experience if you're keeping that up too. I'll remember you every time I shitpost during a Lisa stream bro

>>43173374
See you tomorrow anon, hope things go well.
You can check out, but you can never leave.

https://twitter.com/yomicham/status/1626100000504573953
Want to be one of those cats now?

>>43173906
The constant puking on her bed was probably a pretty big sign something was wrong with him

>>43174258
Yeah, I was wondering the same.
I heard recently some cats are allergic to stuff most cats usually it and the only way you can tell is that they puke a lot, hopefully is something like that and the cat gets better

Goodnight tsunx. I wish nothing but the best for all these silly people on our screens, I just wish bad things would stop happening to them

>>43173906
Hoping it's something treatable and he recovers well, no one should have to worry about their pet.

I am going to sleep while thinking about that Lisa chest picture again, for it is burned into my mind

I still miss Ami...

>>43175891
she does have some hefty looking squilkers

Lisa's beautymark...

>>43173374
First time I left I eventually returned after 5 years. Now I just come here whenever I pick up an interest I want to talk about with random retards online.

>>43179601
Same but it was 4 years for me. Somehow this is the only place where I can find interesting discussion about any new pastime I get, so I always end coming back.

>>43173906
Poor thing, praying for the little guy's swift recovery

>Auntie found THAT clip
https://twitter.com/orlaganceann/status/1626089948343578624

>>43182204
>so true!!

It's going to be another Meruless week, isn't it?

>>43161054
This is peak Orla

>>43184369
a week, maybe two, yes

>>43153033
This hole... this song was made for Meru....

Ami is awake

>>43185444
I want to cuddle early morning Ami until she falls back asleep, but right before she does I tell her that she's drooling and it's cute as ever

>>43186111
Please anon I can only take so much.

42 seconds of Nen content!
https://youtu.be/4FXRFUUkA2o

>>43186111
I like how you can just see he slight round rump there.

>>43179601
I left in 2015 and came back around the end of 2019, glad to have been part of communities that became such a drain on their host boards they were shuffled off into their own containment boards on two occasions.

hope my girlfriend is doing alright

hanababby...

I want to kiss and lick Lisa's beauty mark until she has to hide it from me to keep it from being licked

>>43143773
Sno is a really cool guy, I want to be like Sno when I learn how to adult

If you're striving to be a groomer, your role model should be the most successful groomer

>>43189684
It's too late for me, I got groomed by Lisa. Any time I discover a new band and talk about it in chat/discord she says it's a band she really loves. Even when I discover new music it turns out that's Lisacore too. And she's grooming sheeple into being gym bros too

>>43184677
It's ok because now we know she's doing well and that this is happening for good reasons.

>>43189684
>Yunna

>>43184369
She inspired me to buy Pizza Tower before she went dark

>>43191583
More like squilk syndrome

>>43192205
Don't diagnose that!

Still thinking about that slug space

>>43187654
what was the other containment board? mlp?

>>43187654
I left /a/ in 2013 then came back to /fit/, /out/ and /jp/ in 2019. 2022 I came to /vt/, but I still occasionally check out my older haunts except /a/.

>>43193552
To be clear I was also gone for all of 2020 and 2021.

Lumi MTG
https://youtu.be/3rH3hydAqwc

>>43194391
Just ended, it was fun tho

>>43186633
>made the thumbnail himself in the middle of the night
boywife...still a good cover

In case you didn'tknow yet, Susan graduated
the replacement is an actual legit Pajeet from New Dehli, India

>>43196287
Good fucking riddance. If the pajeet can fix youtube I will dedicate a shitting street in my town in his honor.

>>43196391
>Pajeet
>Fixing anything

>>43196498
Maybe he's one of those pajeets that make YouTube math tutorials

>>43196498
What can I say, I'm a hopeless optimist.

>>43196287
Truly the best graduation since PPP

>>43196498
What if he's secretly a bucko and starts DMing Ami...

Ami should do chastity cage merch

>>43197176
AMI DO NOT
DO NOT SEND BOB AND VAGENE PIC
AMI

Just came to lewd art of Lisa for the first time after refusing to do so since I found her, and it feels weird

>>43198186
For your own mental health and social integration, please only use 3D porn to get off

>>43198186
but anon, that's your little sister

>>43198300
I'll probably do that, I got a feeling that's not that different from how my head feels when Lisa does cutesy stuff like the kiss on Tuesdays stream and being able to recreate that feeling is probably very dangerous

>>43197316
Friendship with Susan over
Now best friends with Ami

>>43198307
That only made it more exciting though

>>43198300
Mission failed spectacularly

>>43201470
uo mama sexo

>>43198186
pervert

[TERRIBLE NEWS]

ami spilled her coffee

>>43202028
Yeah, on me AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>43202028
>15 minute delay
It was not coffee that was spilled

>>43202325
Why are these girls so horny lately?

>>43202414
they're still feeling the effects of valentines day

>>43202414
>Lately

>>43202325
was it the dehumidifier water instead?!

I haven't visited the board in months but who are those at the end of the op? PLs?

Spidercat momwife is live!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FbTMcWgOwA

>>43203065
What gen4 couldve been

>>43203065
The four people after Urara in the former members section were Gen 4

Today Ami will help me undastand the concept of love

Do you think Lisa's masturbated this week?

what's the verdict, buckos? is she cute?

>>43203092
>>43203141
Really they confirmed that? Sad its now just a dream

>>43203248
I showed her how, yeah

>>43203262
Yes!

>>43203276
Thank you for your service femanon

>>43203262
Always.

>>43203272
On the bright side they're friends now, have collabed together and will likely continue to do so, and have been interacting with tsundream pretty openly. Lisa even got called senpai by Yomi. So even if they didn't get to officially be gen 4, the unity is still there

That stinky green sludge? Mine.

>>43201685
I'm not a pervert, whoever commissioned the valentine's art is a pervert

The person with her in the green sludge? Me

>>43203993
That pervert who commissioned the valentine's art? (You).

Anyone got the clip of Ami freaking out at the original JSR?

Commission hidden lewd Skebs of your oshi for only (You) to enjoy.

>>43204194
Do this, not because I think it's a good idea but so that I don't end up jerking off to Lisa art again

He walks up and slaps your date's ass. WDYD?

>>43204540
Ask him if he wants to go see Son of the mask

That dog? Me (not you)

first the cats and now dogs. why do I have to be so jealous of these animals

Literally me

Gaming with Ami during the middle of summer vacation on classic xbox, wasting the whole day with multiplayer and alternating single player games...

>>43198300
lol

>>43204194
Or just make lewd art of your oshi yourself

I thought it was over for her when she started fumbling the stairs at the end of that race

>>43206939
My only artistic skill is writing, so I write smut of her instead

>>43207058
I do that too, but also AI has made creating art a whole lot easier for those of us with no real artistic talent to speak of such as myself

Reitards... it's over...

>>43207788
No...

>>43207788
F

>>43207788
She'll reincarnate right? We'll get to hear her sultry Pinoy voice again one day, right guys?

>>43207788
F

>>43208100
for sure, bro... for sure...

Ami is urinating right now

>>43208578
yea on me

>Going to Costco with Ami
>Getting hotdogs together
>Every time you go to take a bite she smirks and raises an eyebrow a little

Ami said she love, love, loves me, later nerds

>Look, sometimes you just want something in your mouth

>>43209392

>>43209392

>>43208722
She is really excited for that hotdog

>Tonight Ami will be putting a weiner in her mouth

>>43210183
Me indeed, and so on and so forth

>>43210183
Verily, that wiener is my own

>>43210293
silence, costco hotdog monger

>>43210038
they're good hotdogs

>Casually throws a man off of a building to his death
Jesas Ami

ami is touching my butt RIGHT NOW

You are now thinking about Lisa wearing spats

>>43210183
... and eat it !

>>43212584
>Socks and sandals
Lisa...

New thread
>>43212694
>>43212694
>>43212694