/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love sex!

KIARA LOVE

Lapsama my friend

>iwys status?

>>43158703
with Towa!

Plain sparkling water really is just a worse version of water.

Faumei cute!

>>43158729
In my bed, impregnated with my seed

do you think fauna has an iron deficiency?

I think Fauna should bully mumei with her boobs

I HATE FAUMEI
I HATE FAUMEI
I HATE FAUMEI I HATE FAUMEI
GET THAT VEGAN BITCH NIGGER AWAY FROM MY MUNEI

>>43158347
Imagine running into these two at a bar and they convince you to go back to their apartment where they sexually dominate you for hours....

>>43158735
GO NENE GO!

ENDURANCE DUOLINGO LET'S GO BAE
YOU AIN'T STOPPING TILL THIS SHIT IS OVER OTHERWISE I'LL TELL RAT PARENTS

Thank you Blessed Minecraft for this stream.
I bow before your blockiness.

>>43158762
What boobs?

>>43158759
She's a vegan woman, almost certainly.

Matsuri is cute!

Bruh

>doesn't stream her pov
>doesn't tweet anything
Are hoomans just supposed to guess where Mumei is?

I think Mumei should eat some chips

>>43158706
LOVE AND LUST

>>43158735
Chill, Nene, chill

>>43158759
I think she has an everything deficiency

>>43158797
they love each other anon...

>>>/an/4436024
>>>/an/4436024
>>>/an/4436024

Mumei is here

>>43158797

Bae is becoming HoloJP....

>>43158836
We're used to it.

Mumei noticed

>>43158836
You're supposed to support her friends anon.

>>43156485
I wasn't able to finish this before the thread died but i'm posting it anyway

>>43158853
Kys shitling

>>43158875
not right now

>>43158836
/who/ runs on the Moom Everywhere System (MES).

>>43158836
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS

>>43158735
I wonder what soda tastes like to bears? I assume their taste buds are a lot different.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>43158860
YJK

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Hakosu-chan is japanese

>>43158619
There's more KroMei, KroFau, KroBae art even though FauMei and FauBae have streamed a lot more together, only because Kronii is a "lesbian"

>i somehow missed a 5+ hour kaela oneblock stream
how the fuck

>>43158836
Don't need to because she is /here/
GO MUMEI GO

>>43158912
Pachi pachi

>>43158925
>YOU GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS
If Mumei wants me to have sex with Fauna, I'll do it. For Mumei. ...She will watch.

>>43158836
>not already watching Fauna regardless until Mumei's stream
Weakest hooman.

>>43158903
I think Mumei was waiting for you to post the image so she could show Fauna.

>>43158956
she saw that /here/ yesterday

>Is he getting off there?
>"WHAT?"
Bae's sudden surprise kek

>>43158964
No, it's because all the female fanartists want to fuck Kronii, but they differ in which of the other girls is their self-insert (Mumei for the "quirky" ones, Fauna for the "nerdy" ones, and Bae for the tomboys)

>>43158912
almost good effort but the meme itself fell apart

This is getting uncomfortable. Feels like they're going to have sex and cuck me on stream.

>>43158964
shippers dont watch streams

>>43158885
えええキモイ

Myth status?

>>43158964
>KroBae
This isn't a thing.

Why is Bae using Japanese duolingo?
QRD?

>>43158964
spacetime was robbed

>>43158860

>>43158827
Just eat some broccoli.

>>43158964
>KroFau
>KroBae
Wrong, but it is true that there's more MuBae than FauMei

>>43158860
>even an elephant touched more pussy than me

Fauna said Mumei has a nice ass!

>>43159033
>getting cucked by four holes and no penises
"lesbian" "sex" is a meme

>>43159072
She is literally forgetting English while in Japan.

>>43159072
Bae is Japanese and wants to improve her English.

Why is there a house burning suddenly?

>>43159072
She's officially a JP now and never returning back to the shed

Patrolling /hlgg/ almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

My Ina!

>>43159072
Can't learn English on aussie duolingo.

THANK YOU MUMEI

Mumei?

>>43158964
Shippers don't watch streams

>>43159046
They also don't care about the other party

imagine the smell

>>43159087
Why not just shoot them both? That's a lot of meat.

>>43159087
>ripping apart the asphalt like tissue paper
every time i see a moose I grow more fearful

>>43159150

oh i need to shower tonight

>>43159188

stinky fauna

>>43159118
>KroFau
there's multiple artists dedicated to this tag #krofau

Imagine the smell

CONCEPTUALIZE THE SCENT

this reminds me of their JP study group

mumei and fauna are randomly smelly.

>>43159221
hey i was supposed to post that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnBYYGyOfLA
Moom soon

Bae strugglin' already bruh

I wish Gura was here...

>>43159214
moose hunting licenses are actually really strict to get and there's a really fucking hefty fine for shooting them without one
at least around here

>>43159217
Gura cute!

stinky girls are the best

Fauna confirmed to be naked at least twice a day

>>43159260
Moom now

>>43159260
>Moom soon
But Moom is...now?

WE SHOULD BOARD NOW
SHOULDN'T WE?

>>43159217
My wife is so cute...

>>43159304
tiny moom cute

https://twitter.com/k5r6n3/status/1626026905165266945

Is it ok to like Marvel movies now since holos like them?

>>43159225
Stay stinky. Trust me

>>43159296
She is also currently naked below her clothes.

>>43159304
>>43159316

>>43159296
I sincerely hope you get dressed and undressed each day.

>>43159339
>now

>>43159304
moom should be in that valley

I want to form a fist and then hammer Bae's head lightly 10 times

moom always

6 AM isn't really early, it's just a typical waking time.

>>43159021
I will blame Deadbeats

>>43159339
FBK...

>>43159368
NTA, but I'm between jobs and I spend all day in my PJs.

>>43159339
Me and Korone likes it I don't know about you

>>43159339
We're a DC thread.

>>43159304
>>43159316
Moom always soon. Even when Moom now.

>>43159382
that's about 6 hours earlier than my natural waking time.

this conversation is rotting my brain

Duolingo was made by ESLs I think

>>43159347
i havent showered in nearly 2 weeks

>>43159350
This is such a lewd thought. Your oshi's naked boobs and pussy are completely exposed with just a couple layers of cloth in between them.

>>43159339
This multiverse shit is lame

>>43159423
now is the soonest soon

>>43158931
they're pretty similar, they're omnivores like us and all mammals are generally attracted to sugary tastes cause of milk

>>43159421
think again

>>43159440
bro

Fauna should kiss Mumei

>>43159339
the average council poster

>That was too fast for Bae
Yup, she actually forgot english

>>43159440

Mumei should kiss Fauna

Breeding mention

>>43159379
Why 10?

>>43159454
There are just a couple layers of cloth keeping Anon's dickstink contained.

Who is the most nude holo?

These sentences make no sense

Fauna should have sex with Mumei and Bae

>>43159479
That's good. I like the idea that both me and a bear can enjoy the same soda.

>>43159476
I would argue that now is the farthest soon, as moon soon is being constantly delayed and cannot get sooner while shes now

>>43159440
Say sike right now

>>43159554
Towa

Bae is already getting filtered

>>43159554
Not Gura. She is explicitly not naked (but is sweaty)

>>43159581
Moom now means the next second of Moom is sooner.

>>43159492
With tongue?

>>43159554
IRyS, she is a hiki

>>43159554
Base outfit?
Shion, maybe

Planet Zoo (and Planet Coaster) let you turn off all the management and complicated technical mechanics so you can focus more on silly monkeys with their swings and bananas. When I played Planet Coaster, I didn't understand why anyone would give a fuck about their employees in a game about making cool amusement parks, so I turned off employee needs and requests.

Bae....

faumei streams are so white...

>Mumei either hyperfocuses or cannot focus whatsoever
She's so textbook ADHD it hurts.

>>43159689
Casual hag

>>43159479
Most hyper carnivores like cats & wolves can't taste sweet.

Bros
I'm following their conversation, it's not mindless noise
I am gaining folds in my brain
I'm thinking

Baetyan....

>>43158976
How the heck do you miss a Kaela stream there is almost always one going at all times

>>43159728
liar

so which one is bae pretending she doesn't know, english or japanese?

>>43159339
It's not okay for you to like them but it's okay for holos to like them because they are cute.

Not suzumomo!

>>43159734
That makes it easier to miss one. You have to sleep, she doesn't. And it's worse if you work.

>>43159781
>pretending
The answer is yes

>>43159395
kek

>>43159689
Based. Mechanics are for autists.

>>43159781
>pretending

>>43158912
>>43159395

>>43159783
You can't apply the Gura Defense to every holo!

>>43159781
Yes

>>43159781
She kept forgetting English words and having to ask her own chat to translate from Japanese, then Sora said she was Japanese, so here we are

Thoughts?

>>43159728
Stop that

>open bae's stream
>bae is japanese
I knew it

Fauna...

>>43159734
If you sleb while she streams and wake up after she goes to sleb.

>>43159858
Sora gaslit her and now she believes it

>>43159781
pretending?

>>43159801
god I fucking love exposed midriffs and spats bros

>>43159847
I miss her so much.

Bae...

Bae...

wheres Kronii?

>>43159866
>after she goes to sleb
for 20 minutes?

>>43159847
I wanna end my fucking life....

>>43159955
jaw surgery

Bae failed kindergarten english just now

Wait is bae actually dumb? Like she's not pretending?

EVERYONE GET DOWN
BAE IS THINKING

>first period
My rrat daughter is growing so quickly...

Kaela mention!

does paper prevent TNT duping?

2x2 mention

>Cover cheaps out on the MC server so farm doesn't work
Cover Hate

how can so many girls have a problem with 2x2?

>>43158706
LOVE LOVE AND MORE LOVE!

Mumei for the love of God

>>43159994
Always has been

>>43159837

>>43159847

>>43158838
Why?

>>43159440

>>43159894
I like panties more, but yeah it's a good combo

>>43159847
AAAAMMMM...

>>43159994
She's certainly playing it up a bit, but she is also dumb.

>>43160005
thinking?

>>43159883
>>43159841
>>43159838
>>43159832
>>43159809
cute rrat. even though i'm ESL i have a similar issue sometimes where i forget a word in [mother tongue] and i have to translate it from english to remember.

>>43160105
>>43160078
>>43159908
>>43159972
Soooo where is she? Everyone else is streaming

Why is Bae studying Japanese if she's Japanese?

>>43160132
GURAME SEX

>>43160026
If they're using Paper then it intentionally doesn't work because people can grief or DDOS the server with the same mechanism she's trying to use

>Elephant has longer everything than a Giraffe

>pharma
MUMEI NO

>>43160132
I don't see any myth streaming.

>>43160051
Yes, anon, for the love of God.

I just did an oopsie in my pants.

>Someone came in their pants
BAE WTF?

You see, when you know two languages you actually don't know any

>janny

>Someone just blew a fat load all over the inside of their pants
Bae...?

>Big faurma

>>43160221
That's why you need to know three languages, just like with clocks

>>43159847
cute bucktooth

>>43160162
wait is that why Haachama's TNT duper didn't work?

>janitor

>janitor
OH NO

>>43160026
They just have to change one line from false to true. Whether they do it or not is something else entirely.

BAE NO
NOT THE J WORD

>>43160132
The valentine's stream got canceled because of the announcement collab and she said she will just play new vegas when she has time. Ofc believing the "one day busy = next day obligatory stream" was gonna be a lie

And she's eating Gura's cunny

>>43160179
t. Montressor

Raiden, have you ever heard of the JANITORS

>genital

Susan you whore
Let the studious kid study

>>43160262
Probably, yes
There's a setting they can change to allow it, but would you trust Haachama asking you to change a setting that tells you it's dangerous?

>>43160247
Fauna hot.

Who is stinkier, Aqua, Chloe, or Gura?

Life is not all about butts
When will Bae learn

>>43160381
your mom

>>43160381
RBC reeks of engine oil

When's Fauna and mooms gonna start the sex?

>>43160398

THEY ARE

>>43160381
Aqua - stinkiest butthole
Chloe - stinkiest armpits and pubes
Gura - stinkiest feet

Bae has the brain processing speed of a literal child, no wonder she can't multitask

Orca cute

The Rrat should be Wawa corrected! This goes for every Hololive member

>>43160381
Aqua isn't stinky...

Hey duolingo is not bad to practice my jap grammar the way bae is using it.

Bae...

bae you fucking idiot

where's the butt

anon rike FauMei

Bae...?

>>43160445
I can help her...she needs a reliable and levelheaded boyfriend.

BAE???

>>43160381
Me

FAUMEI CUTE FAUMEI CUTE FAUMEI CUTE FAUMEI CUTE FAUMEI CUTE FAUMEI CUTE FAUMEI CUTE FAUMEI CUTE FAUMEI CUTE FAUMEI CUTE FAUMEI CUTE FAUMEI CUTE FAUMEI CUTE FAUMEI CUTE FAUMEI CUTE FAUMEI CUTE FAUMEI CUTE FAUMEI CUTE FAUMEI CUTE FAUMEI CUTE FAUMEI CUTE FAUMEI CUTE FAUMEI CUTE FAUMEI CUTE

>>43160463
It uses language pairs, literally the only difference between this and the Japanese course is the UI language and it giving you fewer sentences about sushi

What are these two retards doing

Reminder that Mumei and Fauna slept together in the same bed. And Mumei didn't enjoy it because she can't sleep with someone else in bed with her, so she ended up sleeping on the couch

ME KATE
ME THROW ROCK

>>43160517
>>43160527
I LOVE YOU GURA!!!

>1 life left already
>Halfway through the module
Baetyan...

[sad news] Bae is actually a dumb ESL

>>43160132
Just a reminder that people flipped out at others saying Council were only able to stream more than myth because they lived in the same house together.

Myth have a literal house they all live in and if not for Ina doing random guerilla streams and whatever Kiara throws up on a schedule, you'd have essentially zero fucking streams. They can't even be bothered to just do a single offcollab stream together just talking, just for a stream. They're doing the exact same shit every JP does over there but somehow don't have the energy to even put one single thing up

>>43160541
Their best

wouldn't celery juice just be water?

Why can't myth have even half the chemistry the council girls have?

>>43160093
>850x1213
What is this, a samurai for ants?

>>43160540
>Mumei didn't enjoy it
Because she only had sexual thoughts in her mind and she didn't want to make Fauna comfortable

>>43160573
[great news]*

based fauna. carrot juice is the best

>>43160445
I think Bae needs a brain scan
I need to see her brain size, there's no way she's an adult

>>43160527
>Gura confirmed she's stinky

>>43160589
No, it tastes like celery and a bit citrusy

>WE

was mumei the alchemist?

>>43160606
>That size
What is this, a samurai for children?

OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH

>Apple Juice, Japan

O

>>43158964
Girls like Kronii for the same reason as Mori, but there isn't a huge number of femronies for some reason.

/ringo/ domination

>>43160608
>she didn't want to make Fauna comfortable
Mumei is a selfish lover...

that OH sounds like a bethesda NPC taking damage

>>43160683

>>43160660
epic reference bro

>>43160606
She's a smoll and cute samurai (also, not kakkoii at all)

Things I remember from this stream:
zoo tycoon
smoothies
hay loft

Is Bae like me where she can't tell what someone is saying in first take because of bad tinnitus?

Bae doesn't know about uptalk...

>>43160675
ruined

is apple juice really that good? i dont think ive ever had it before

>>43160573

>https://twitter.com/floatingsword/status/1626036907892260866
Saplings look like this?

>>43160746
what the fuck?

>>43160746
its one of the best juices

>>43160731
I remember Coke. And sugar.

I can't believe Bae is doing better at the Japanese questions and has trouble keeping up with the Eigo ones

>>43160746
Anon how?

banana clone wars

>>43160527
My wife is stinky... hot

I'm having a great day! Hopefully nobody is posting small holos with big tits, that would completely ruin my day...

there's different kinds of bananas?

Mumei's favorite banana? Mine.

>>43160853
hundreds.
I like apple bananas.

Anoo

>>43159485
>>43159524
>>43159588
>>43160089
work is so busy i barely have any energy on my days off
i just got out of the shower btw
i am a clean robosa

>>43160738
Bae did say she has pretty bad tinnitus so maybe it has to do with that

>>43160839
*Posts a samurai*

There's only one type of banana Mumei

>>43160865
MUMEI IS /HERE/

>>43160853
Cavendish and Lady Finger bananas I've seen in groceries.

>>43160823
there are a lot of beverages i havent had? i dont know why its surprising, im sure theres things you havent had before, like pear juice, which i drink a lot

>>43160869
anosaa

Americans talk so weird man, imagine saying "trash can" every day.

>>43160853
yes actually

>>43160746
Its argubly the best, although I prefer apple cider over apple juice

>>43160899
They really do taste sorta like apples. It's neat.

>>43160910
in america, everybody can

>>43160910
people just call it the trash

Bae is leeching IQ from FauMei trying to do Duolingo. It's not working.

have you ever had a dream

Bae please

>>43160910
How is that any worse than "rubbish bin"?

>>43160853
No, Mumei is lying

Well have you Anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4

>>43160910
>A bin/can for trash
Meanwhile British people say "oy bring me a pack of crispy whispy crumbly munchie crispies" when they want a pack of potato chips.

>>43160905
out of all things someone may not have tried drinking in their life, juice of the most generic fruit in the world is the last thing i would've imagined.
also pear juice is super common too.

>>43160910
I say garbage bin

>>43160853
Yes, there's a blue one, there's a purple one, and a green one (that one taste like salad)

THEY AREN'T

>>43160977
"rubbish bin" flows off the tongue so much better.

nuke that banana mooms

>>43160839
what about big holos with small tits?

They're talking about dicks right?

Fauna is gonna fucking strangle mooms any moment now

This means Fauna is into hags and Mumei is a lolicon.

americans say "flip flops" with a straight face, they honestly say this

Unripe bananas are objectively less sweet than ripe.

yellow green is better than the mushy, ripe ones

>>43160839

Based take Mumei

Ever try to think?

>>43161027
What about small Holos with big tits?

THEY HATE EACH OTHER

>>43161037
Is "thongs" somehow better?

Mumei's texture autism...

>>43161047
no

Fauna doesn't get the hint, just give her your grean banana...

>>43161037
flip flops are extremely important in digital electronics though.

>>43160966
Bad move. Mumei has a passive IQ drain effect.

>>43161037
Yeah, is there something wrong with it?

>>43161032
hot

I'm a white horse

>>43161029
Fauna is talking about dicks. Mumei is talking about bananas.

>>43161037
why the fuck is it even called flip flops?

>>43161047
only about my oshi

>Bourbon in hot chocolate
EWWWWWWWWWWWW

Fauna is just a baby

>>43161055
Shortstacks are love

>>43161106
Please fuck my Oshi.

>a lick Her

jwu. Why is Bae studying English?

>>43161063
yes

add a banana to a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. very good.

>>43161106
>he lets a prince ride him
that's kinda gay bro

>>43161110
>Fauna wants spots on it
Uh...?

You ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?

>>43161148
>clothing name overlap

BAE DID IT

>>43161114
because when walk it go flip flop

>>43160910
>mfw americans call chips “french fries”
>mfw americans call crisps “chips”
>mfw americans call motorized rollinghams “cars”
>mfw americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
>mfw americans call stealy wheely automobiley “grand theft auto”
>mfw americans call ceiling-brights “lightbulbs”
>mfw americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
>mfw americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers “pens”
>mfw americans call bready stacks “sandwiches”
>mfw americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers “keyboards”
>mfw americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
>mfw americans call dickey-flickey jollymaking “masturbation”
>mfw americans call wunderbahboxes “PCs”
>mfw americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “peanut butter and jelly”
>mfw americans call an upsy the stairsy “escalator”
>mfw americans call forcey fun time “rape”
>mfw americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
>mfw americans call a rickedy-pop a “gear shift”
>mfw americans call merry old fisticuffs “domestic violence”
>mfw americans call jolly fun-time drinky slippies “roofies”
>mfw americans call choco chip bucky wickies “cookies”
>mfw americans call uppity duppity bippity-bops “black people”
>mfw americans call pip pip gollywocks “screwdrivers”
>mfw americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun”
>mfw americans call a blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
>mfw americans call slippery dippery long movers “snakes”
>mfw americans call cobble-stone clippity-clops “roads”

enter

Ok but where is Ayunda Risu

>>43161114
Because they go whip whop when you walk.

>dinner's an hour late
being animal is suffering.

>>43161037
That's the sound it makes though? Sound object makes = word for said object, like in Japanese.

Fauna and Mumei have done nothing in Minecraft but talk about dumb stuff for the last 30mins.

>Immediately jumping to the last level

>>43161027
Is Kronii part of the group of girls that wishes they were flat as IRyS mentioned?

>>43161210
He can eat his own skin is fine, he has done it before

>>43161177
thongs belong on your feet
g strings belong on your oshi
no overlap

bae is confusing パ with ハ...

>>43161251
touche

>>43161027
Those are my favorite! This is a blue board after all

>>43161265
I was wondering what the fuck she was on about

>>43161077
is this a robosa?

>>43160910
t. sent this while on "DASPOOPERFARTEN"

>Reads hambaga as panbaga
Bae?

>panbaga
My retarded rat wife...

>>43161265
ハァ...

Wan panburgah purease

why not just say slippers?

>>43161265
Iroha confused ホ with ポ

Valentine's Day is over, but here's some good news, anon: whoever you pause this webm on will have pity sex with you.

>>43161245
yes

>>43161127
fuck it's been a while since i've had bourbon

>>43161295
not quite

>>43161302
YOU DON'T EVEN SPEAK JAPANESE, LET ALONE ENGLISH

>>43161318
Pololive?

>>43160886
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