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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Previous Thread: >>43141299

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>> No.43160182
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CUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I LOVE CUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *breathes in* YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.43160191

>>43160135
my wife

>> No.43160192
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>> No.43160194 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.43160223
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*pfffffft*

>> No.43160232
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.43160236

My love for Gura grows stronger everyday.

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>>43160232
Anon, why...?

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my wife

>> No.43160370

>>43160311
>drops wedding ring
>still cute
>still marry her

>> No.43160389

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0fN_pW-9AQ&list=LL&index=11
my wife we got married on the same day

>> No.43160392

nice I got 4 of them this round

>> No.43160441

>>43160392
4 of what, what game

>> No.43160440

How come she has never had a single yab ever? Not even a small one.

>> No.43160483
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>>43160440
Because dumb shark is not so dumb as you think.

>> No.43160492

>>43160182
Based and same desu

>> No.43160497

>>43160440
Cowardice and laziness, unironically.

>> No.43160508
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I did it, kind of hard to get a picture of but we'll see what it looks like tomorrow.

>> No.43160570

>>43160508
I know it says ebi but whaat are those specifically those dont look like normal shrimp

>> No.43160579

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.43160610

>>43160497
You call it cowardice, I call it being smart. She has never bowed or knelt to the extremist mobs, she has never shown weakness to them, and the antis seethe forever for all eternity.

>> No.43160632

>>43160508
I'm a bunch of bacteria!

>> No.43160657
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.43160661

>>43160440
Not doing a yab is actually fucking easy. Just don't do anything.
The real question is why some others have so much trouble with them.

>> No.43160665

>>43160508
what did you use to draw the ebi? Goom?

>> No.43160744

>>43160497
You know most yabs are just when the vtuber launches into some retarded rant about something they saw in chat right? Gura just ignores the landmines or keeps it vague. If someone mentions trannies then she doesn't even acknowledge it.

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>>43160440
Jokes asside, unlike some of her coworkers she's a completle professional.
she knows what her audience wants and she provides it, keeps herself away from stupid dramas (hogwarts, homocollabs, E-Celebs) and dosent go around saying she's not gonna play a videogame to "support the cause"

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I really want to have sex with this shark.

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Do it for her chumbies

>> No.43160919

>>43160483
There's a reason she's in Ravenclaw

>> No.43160933

>>43160874
She looks like such a child ToT

>> No.43160942

>>43160665
That's a secret, Gura wouldn't like it.

>> No.43161003

>>43160942
Im sure she'd be intrigued if anything

>> No.43161024

When's the next Goomba sighting?

>> No.43161048

If she plays HoloCure again I hope she has fun with it this time. The last 2 times were rough on her for various reasons.

>> No.43161183

>>43161048
Yeah but the streams were still fun.

>> No.43161287
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I'm tired of not having Gura's pissy panties on my face. So fucking exhausted from not sucking on her dirty socks.

>> No.43161357

>>43161003
Here's a hint: it's a smell she doesn't like. I use it as the control to make sure bacteria grows on these.

>> No.43161368

>>43161024
We can expect twitter activity at some point tonight, maybe a mention from somebody else.

>> No.43161402

>>43161357
there's smells that she doesn't like?

>> No.43161560

>>43161357
You scraped your own tongue?

>> No.43161592

>>43161357
chicken shit?

>> No.43161781

>>43160508
Post this to gawrt.

>> No.43161838

I wished Gura did a English dub for shojo ramue.

>> No.43161992

>>43161357
But she likes the smell of drool and sweat

>> No.43162129
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>>43161838
i insert my gura tulp into sojram it make me gom

>> No.43162164

>>43161357
You got the germs that make Mori's booty stank?

>> No.43162189

>>43161592
Close

>> No.43162207

>>43162164
Gura likes that smell

>> No.43162219

>>43162164
she got that overweight stank. give wide berth.

>> No.43162230

>>43162189
Eggs?

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>>43162164

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>> No.43162322

>>43162164
Fat folds tend to have that musky mold growing in them alongside jock itch.

>> No.43162341

Excluding cunny, butthole and armpits, what body part of Gura would you smell first? I want to smell the top of her head and behind and inside her ears.

>> No.43162351

>>43162189
Vinegar?

>> No.43162358

>>43160497
You sound like you are seething and coping.

>> No.43162361

>>43162341
tongue

>> No.43162399

>>43162341
If we're excluding the good parts then her knees or the her bottom lip

>> No.43162404
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>>43162341
upper arm

>> No.43162421

>>43162404
her forearm hairs.

>> No.43162429
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Guras panties status?

>> No.43162443

>>43162341
Her fingers. I know she will some scent of her cunny juice there.

>> No.43162444

>>43162230
No

>> No.43162453

>>43162341
tummy and nape, even disregarding exclusions

>> No.43162476

>>43161048
Her problem is that she's not learning the mechanics even though she got Vampire Survivors immediately. The extra step of aiming is throwing her off and when she asks chat for help, she forgets that there is a delay. She could solve this if she had someone there to coach her and once she got the hang of it, they can leave.

>> No.43162480

kicked under her bed and forgotten

>> No.43162484

>>43162429
still in the corner, the mushrooms are sporing.

>> No.43162516

>>43162480
gura what are you doing without panties

>> No.43162518

How does Gura feel about the amount of gallons of goom the chumbies spill every day?

>> No.43162567

>>43162444
Lotion its lotion isnt it

>> No.43162598

>>43162341
Her hair

>> No.43162606

>>43162518
she supports us with cute and sexy likes, encourages us with innuendo. I think she likes it. I just hope she knows that we love her and aren't objectifying her or anything.

>> No.43162624

>>43162429
She's got a few pairs hanging in the bathroom.

>> No.43162632

>>43162606
but gura is my wife?

>> No.43162660

>>43162444
you swabbed your own poop.

>> No.43162675

>>43162518
She RPed as a maid cleaning our goom jars and would be happy to mop it up.

>> No.43162681

>>43162567
that or sunscreen

>> No.43162755

>>43162606
When I goom for Gura I do it thinking of making sweet love to her

>> No.43162775

>>43162476
She needs to start using Mumei so she doesn't have to think as much, then she can get used to the mechanics and glace at chat without dying immediately.

>> No.43162785

>>43162567
How is that close to chicken shit?

>> No.43162800

I am worried for Gura panties status in Japan. How many pairs of panties did she bring over for her long stay in Japan.

Does she have at least a fresh pair to wear each day?

>> No.43162819

>>43162785
Its not I think I remember her saying she doesnt like the smell of it once

>> No.43162840

>>43162800
There is no way she's wearing a fresh pair every day.

>> No.43162843

>>43162660
Noo

>> No.43162875

>>43162606
Don't get it wrong. I am 100% objectifying her. T u T

>> No.43162878

Dammit I have to goom.

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>>43162800
Imagine the smell of gura's reused panties...

>> No.43163004

>>43162606
Sometimes I objectify her and sometimes I don't. I think she likes being treated like an object sometimes.

>> No.43163102

>>43162785
Sulfur then?

>> No.43163148

>>43162943
She washes her panties in japan with body soap. And leaves them to dry in the hotel bathroom.
She dosent iron them. They are all crumpled and a little damp because she only brings 5 pairs to reuse daily.

>> No.43163191

>>43163148
Why the fuck would you iron underwear

>> No.43163220

>>43163148
She laundrys them in the public machine they smell like chemicals

>> No.43163221

>>43162800
She mentioned doing laundry.

>> No.43163222

Gura can smell ants

>> No.43163286

I have to get back to work. The correct answer is:
pig shit

>> No.43163306

>>43163222
i used to think everyone could, but it's only us smellfags that can.

>> No.43163307

>>43163286
are you fucking kidding me it was poop

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>>43163286

>> No.43163482

>>43163286
So it really was Mori's booty stank!

>> No.43163520

i want to eat Gura's eye sand in the mornings.

>> No.43163546 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.43163595

bae said something about gura

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>>43163306
Only autists can smell them

>> No.43163599

I have goomed more than watching a Gura stream. Why are artists so good at drawing a child so sexually.

>> No.43163696

>>43163595
Tell us what she said then.

>> No.43163700
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I hope Gura is doing okay and is getting at least some rest today. T_T

>> No.43163722

>>43163696
>>43163439
>>43163484

>> No.43163724

>>43163700
Look at my bratwives and her brat daughters

>> No.43163820

You are suddenly transferred into Gura's body for 24 hours. What do you do?

>> No.43163836
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>>43163222
I can smell ants too. Why couldn't I have gotten the math kind of autism instead of whatever the hell I have...

>> No.43163853

How many times did Gura had her period in Japan? Those wasted eggs... I could save them..

>> No.43163884

>>43160194
Based Gurass poster

>> No.43163910

>>43163820
Sign her up for a year of rudimentary algebra courses

>> No.43163936

>>43163820
Find my body with Gura inside and have sex

>> No.43163973

>>43163820
Take a hot bath and go to bed early.

>> No.43163976

>>43163820
Tease chumbies

>> No.43163986

>>43163820
poo into my own mouth.

>> No.43164004

>>43163820
masturbate

>> No.43164077

Bae's stream is over now, you can listen to it, it was pretty close to the end of her superchat reading

>> No.43164083

>>43163820
Same thing I do every night, pinky.

>> No.43164158

>>43164077
Here's the timestamp for it
https://youtu.be/W8VzO9ZE2-I?t=5683

>> No.43164196

>>43164077
>>43164158
thank you brats

>> No.43164225

>>43163820
Record myself as Gura masturbating and doing lewd stuff. Send pics and videos to my account. Blackmail her with these videos and torment her for her rest of her life.

>> No.43164423

>>43164077
>>43164158
Nice, I never would have expected a Gura x Bae song

>> No.43164570

>>43164158
I am glad that this was something Gura actually wanted to do. Still would've preferred as solo song, but her recordings usually sound worse to me than her karaoke streams anyway, so whatever.

>> No.43164969

>>43162341
Eyes

>> No.43165023

Gura dosent know I exist.
Does she remember the names of the regular superchatters. I am only a member and never send superchats

>> No.43165062

>>43165023
welcome to the norm buddy

>> No.43165095

>>43165023
she's only read myy name once, but I kinda hope she remembers it. It's a very memorable name.

>> No.43165112

>>43165023
She remembers more than just regular superchatters. I don't feel like posting the proof, all the real chumbies here are thinking of something that proves it.

>> No.43165183

It's nice thinking that money earned with my hard work has gone into Gura buying something cute that makes her happy.

>> No.43165198

>>43162341
neck > chest > nippe > underboob > tummy > cunny
you can't remove cunny

>> No.43165216

>>43165023
Gura is in love with me, but she's too shy to say anything.

>> No.43165263

>>43162341
The little dimple at the top of her buttcrack.

>> No.43165271

Reminder that every dollar you send to gura has a chance of being spent on her vibe

>> No.43165313

>>43165263
you mean the tail bone? she doesnt have an ass dimple

>> No.43165317

>>43165271
wonder if she'll get anything new while she's in japan.

>> No.43165335

>>43163820
Eat my genmates

>> No.43165372

>>43165271
Hopefully she will buy something nice to use on our next members stream.

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>>43165317
Fuck. I was thinking of Gabby's dimple. God damn it Gabby. This is the last time you'll fool me.

>> No.43165404

>>43165375
Gabby is Gura and she'll keep fooling you forever

>> No.43165418

>>43165023
She read my name out from a regular chat once when I called her old

>> No.43165424

>>43165375
bud thats not gabby or gura, thats shawn

>> No.43165425

i replied to the wrong post. I give up. Imma go fap and goom to my wife.

>> No.43165617

I want to become a better person. Someone she can be proud of.

>> No.43165634

>>43165404
Meds now

>> No.43165667

>>43165404
>>43165263
medication

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>>43165617

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>>43162341
Hair.

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>> No.43165839

What would kissing gura be like? What is the best way to crouch to her level without making her feel insecure

>> No.43165878

>>43165839
if you're there she should feel secure by default

>> No.43165927
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Gura IS a fart shark

>> No.43165933

>>43165839
Needed advice for my future with wife

>>43165878
Well shit thats sweet but still got to give the midget some confidence of her own

>> No.43165970

>>43165839
imagine hhow soft and wet her tounge and mouth would be, what it would feel like when she sucks your tongue into her mouth, letting you explore every nook and cranny. Imagine swapping a little saliva with her. She'd probably be very gentle at first, then deeply passionate as she is more and more aroused. What would she taste like?

>> No.43165977

>>43165023
She's read a bunch of my comments but only read my name one time and I'm a day 1 member. She seems to read more names of the non members for some reason.

>> No.43166048

>>43165970
uh she'd taste human, fuck I got to start practicing on cherry stems

>> No.43166080

>>43166048
every girl tastes different. And I'll never forget any of them.

>> No.43166103

>>43165763
Super long hair Gooba my beloved...

>> No.43166104

>>43165927
She farts on her own feet because she enjoys the bubbly feeling

>> No.43166129

>>43166104
then she sniffs and licks her farty toes.

>> No.43166189

>>43166080
Oh so you're a kissing fan? Name every taste for every girl

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>>43163820
I seem to recall a video on a survey about that. Masterbate, obviously. And examine every inch of her body in the mirror

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>>43163820
Take a fat piss as a girl

>> No.43166482

>>43166205
based

>> No.43166569

>>43166205
Are the growing pairs supposed to mean something, and why do you still have a Christmas tree up

>> No.43166803

>>43163820
>Masturbate
>Make an adult advert for a girl stuck in wall free for all.
>Wait until there's 10 minutes left.
>Get myself stuck in wall
>Teleport back to my real body
>Run to Gura's location
>Enjoy the public use party
T u T

>> No.43166848

>>43166479
gura has a full bladder at the time of transfer and the shock makes her wet herself

>> No.43166859

>>43163820
smell myself
everywhere

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glad the threads have cooled off back to comfy times

>> No.43166896

>>43166862
no news means no reason for schizos to come here

>> No.43166921

just watched the shubaru police stream, man gura btfo both shuba and bae, smart shark smart. oh yeah I also liked how sassy she was
>yeah im cute
>are you saying im not cute?

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I think Gawr and Gura should have sex

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>>43166921

>> No.43166985

>>43166921
It was scripted her defense was crap

>> No.43167095
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>>43166921
Shes just that good

>> No.43167126

>>43166985
>Can I see your badge number mam?
Pretty sure this joke is lost on the nips and anyone who doesn't watch police arrest videos.
Btw she had a rock solid defense. She is cute.

>> No.43167136

>>43166921
GURA YOU ARE GENIUS

>> No.43167298
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>> No.43167311

>>43167126
Nigger she didnt even have her possessions searched nor was anything planted, the cute claim was without a witness, and her defense was due for major correction 2/10 prosecution was bribed

>> No.43167423

Gura needs to just get pregnant with my children already! ToT

>> No.43167438

>>43167311
AND she's a minority

>> No.43167497

>>43167423
How do you plan to do that without contact, g force?

>> No.43167507

>>43167311
I see nothing wrong. The justice system gives cute girls a slap on the wrist all the time.

>> No.43167518

>>43166935
Yeah with me

>> No.43167522

>>43165271
Heh, that'd make it two holomen for whom my money was potentially used to purchase a vibe. The other being Senchou, RIP you overworked "massager" may at least a cent from my membership have gone into your replacement.

>> No.43167526
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>> No.43167562

>>43167507
Explain this then
>>43167526

>> No.43167665

>>43167562
Yeah I'm looking and all I see is more places to rub my dick on.

>> No.43167687

>>43167526
*rub rub rub*

>> No.43167701

>>43167526
imagine slapping some coconut oil on that and rubbing it all over

>> No.43167776

>>43167665
this is whats wrong with our justice system the bribes the corruption the confusion thats not even gura thats chemoiura

>> No.43167777
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>> No.43167927

>>43167777
>she headpats him
bald oji-sans we are so in

>> No.43167986

>>43167777
and to think she wanted to be a masseur

>> No.43168003

>>43167526
Is the head the only thing on her that looks good being bald?

>> No.43168051

>>43168003
armpits, ass, knuckles, teeth
all things should be bald

>> No.43168072

>>43167986
>I like to use other body parts
Gura massaging my head with her feet could have been a reality, but I would have no connection to her and would not love her

>> No.43168086

>>43168003
>>43168051
I dig a couple wisps of hair above the cunny

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>>43168003
Her front parts look good bald. T o T

>> No.43168180

>>43168072
you fool dont you know you're supposed to get with the teasing masseur, she could be a fry cook or a janitor(more maid rp gura) Id still wife her

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>>43167986
ohhh i'm imagining

>> No.43168243

>>43168086
Me too but not on Gura she is BALD BALD BAAAAAALD

>> No.43168253

>>43167526
Goom on it for good luck.

>> No.43168328

>>43166479
You'd wipe after you peed right chumbud?

...right?

>> No.43168341

>>43168242
this is somehow more disturbing than the usual fat ugly bastard, stop imagining

>> No.43168383

>>43168128
god i love this artist's drawings but i hate that he's unable to draw cocks mine

>> No.43168592
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>>43168341
It can no longer be stopped. The time is soon at hand.

>> No.43168625

>>43168592
horsefaced bastard is much better

>> No.43168681

found a new batch of white hairs today lads

>> No.43168707

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/105390031#1
me in the ina cosplay

>> No.43168760

>>43168681
show your hairloss ojibud

>> No.43168827

>>43168681
Just embrace it bud. I got unlucky and all my gray goes onto my beard.

>> No.43168871
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>>43168625
C____ REIGNS

>> No.43168912

>>43168871
Black bastard is alright

>> No.43168926
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>>43168871

>> No.43169062

How small is Gura's womb? I need xray art of this.

>> No.43169070

>>43168926
you're so lucky i don't have the one where he's donovan at hand

>> No.43169107

>>43168760
hairloss isn't bad yet but it's starting right in the center of my hairline so it will be an issue eventually
>>43168827
fairly sure the white hairs will end up being the weird type that shines, i only notice them when they shimmer in the light and im okay with that

>> No.43169146

>>43162341
Hair

>> No.43169168
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Huhaha

>> No.43169286

Do you think Gura has a praise kink?
Could you get her wet just by petting her head and calling her a good girl?

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>>43169286
I definitely think it's likely, she seems to really appreciate it when chat says nice things about her. I'd love to test out whether it's true or not. She deserves praise either way.

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>>43169286
Do you think Gura is the type to develop Stockholm syndrome because you call her a good girl after violently raping her in your ugly bastard basement dungeon all day

>> No.43169510

>>43168681
My hair was pure white as a child but darkened a bit to pale gold.

>> No.43169578

>>43169510
*blond

>> No.43169581

>>43169286
Gura loves being treated like a little girl. If you pet her head and call her a good girl she would be like putty in your hands. She also likes being bratty and expects you to put your foot down and punish her

>> No.43169861

>>43169578
yea, platinum blonde cuz it looks a bit metallic.

>> No.43169898

AAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO PET AND SPOIL HER ROTTEN SO BAD

>> No.43169967
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>>43169510
I had super blond too, to the point where a girl asked me if I was albino. Then it turned gold and eventually red-blond

>> No.43170048

>>43169898
One of these days im going to take her to a playhouse, play with her in the ball pits take her to the horse games and watch her giggle, get a grand line up of people clapping on each side of her for the sole sake of embarrassing her get her a little cupcake with a candle in it tell her happy anniversary take her home while listening to kids bop chase her around the house till she gets tuckered out aggressively breed her around the house, tuck her in bed read her bedtime stories and give her hot chocolate as she drifts to sleep, mark my words

>> No.43170125

>>43169967
I have like three hairs on my chin that look a tad red, though I usually shave.

>> No.43170144

>>43169286
This isn't quite feet level of obvious but it's pretty fucking obvious.

>> No.43170508

>>43169510
Blonde as a kid, dark auburn as an adult. Beard's copper and blonde. Hair is weird.

>> No.43170607
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How do you think Gura would react if she was handed a kids menu at a restaurant? I honestly wonder if that's happened to her before.

>> No.43170641

>>43168328
No, then I'd start flicking the bean

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>> No.43170826

>>43170607
Nothing wrong with giving a child kids menu

>> No.43170846

>>43170607
Eh, I feel like from her stories she's more taken as being a teen rather than kids-menu age. Rather than being given one, I feel like she's more likely to ask for one. Why is it I feel like I vaguely remember her saying something along those lines at some point. I may just be crossing timelines here though.

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>>43170607
bretty sure she's gonna roll with it. Nuggies for days!

>> No.43171196

>>43170641
you'd just leave her with a pissy cunny all day?

>> No.43171210
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If Gura was my wife, I would make her dress up like a child and we have lovey dovey sex together.

>> No.43171287
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When I marry gura, I shall give her free piggyback and shoulder rides and the toys from every happy meal she gets

>> No.43171424

I assume anyone on the internet is a male with a penis. There are no females unless they show real cunny.

That include Gura too.

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>> No.43171497

>>43171475
Gura arent you supposed to be sleeping

>> No.43171559
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How do I stop being sad after i goom? No I'm not going to stop gooming.

>> No.43171563

>>43171497
It's 2:26 PM in Japan right now

>> No.43171618

>>43171563
Good enough good night shart

>> No.43171693

>>43167298
Based.

>> No.43171789
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UNFILTERED GURA

>> No.43171857

>>43171789
I think Gura wants us to use our filters less too.

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>>43171857
Go on chumbies call each other niggers~

>> No.43171995

>>43171857
I definitely should keep mine, or else I'll start horny posting in chat

>> No.43172039
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>> No.43172050
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TO THE TOWN OF AGUA FRIA RODE A STRANGER ONE FINE DAY

>> No.43172077

>>43171995
That's exactly what she wants. Reminder the hornypost comment is still up.

>> No.43172116

>>43172050
I'm her companion that will stick with her through any karma and any faction

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>>43171287
this fucking BRAT...

>> No.43172215

>>43172050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD4hSJybyCY
Gura and I singing this song as a duet

>> No.43172268

>>43172077
Where?

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>> No.43172407
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Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck
You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon?
Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure
By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon
Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen
Yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy
Mercy's sakes alive looks like we got a GREAT BIG CONVOY

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>> No.43172586

>>43171287
Just look at that literal child getting caught, very erotic.

>> No.43172593
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Tis not the weapon that decides fate but the wielder, do not fear what you lack. Learn to master what you have.Or in this case your tiny baby body

>> No.43172657
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>>43172593
On me of course no exceptions no others

>> No.43172894

>>43172050
It's a shame they can't use mods. The amount of shit modders have had to fix in this game. It's a fucking miracle vanilla installs even run. Getting permissions for mods though is a fucking nightmare. They'd have to track down every retard who has contributed a line of code to the mods and all of the shit the dlls pull from. I bet permissions autism would make managers get aneurysms for something like Vulkan since it's open source.

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>> No.43173089

>>43172894
modders don't own the copyright for anything. they can't use mods because management is retarded and nothing else

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>>43171287
Why does this picture make me diamonds?

>> No.43173404
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i can't accept cover's bullshit anymore. this is where i get off.

bai bai.

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>> No.43173457

>>43173404
What did they do this time bud

>> No.43173479
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>>43173404
THIS is where I get off

>> No.43173494
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>>43173404
Cya in a few hours "chumbie"

>> No.43173505

>>43173445
Take your obscene acne ridden tumors out of my daughterwives line of site

>> No.43173509

>>43173404
See you tomorrow bud

>> No.43173540

>>43173089
I never said they owned anything though, hell I even brought up the open source dxvk project which is zlib licensed. My point was permissions autism goes to retarded lengths.

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>>43173505

>> No.43173575

>>43173551
Shes done with your milk twig now she wants a new variety MAN MILK mine btw

>> No.43173574

>>43173551
Would gura share some fauner milk with us?

>> No.43173595

>>43173505
Here you go.
https://files.catbox.moe/u8uejp.png

>> No.43173626
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>>43173574
Does this look like a child that would share her milk?

>> No.43173643
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>>43173574
Nyo
>>43173575
Gura ditched the bottle and went straight to the source

>> No.43173654

>>43173595
Egads im getting radiation poising put those curses away and unhand my babyspouse before I get the cow iron sod

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>>43173643
Yeah mine

>> No.43173955
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She did it.

>> No.43173988

>>43173955
Did what

>> No.43174061

>>43173988
Turned the stars into farts.

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>>43173988

>> No.43174127

>>43173988
Came back stronger like she said she would.

>> No.43174151
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gura is NOT a fart shark

>> No.43174174

>>43174127
My guy not to rain on the parade but last time we saw her she was nearly dying again how is that stronger

>> No.43174177

>>43174061
But stars already just a balls filled with radioactive high temperature gas

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>>43174151

>> No.43174213

>>43174061
shes been shitting on the stars since they popped up

>> No.43174238

>>43174174
She's stronger mentally. You're confusing simple physical exhaustion to dying from a mystery illness.

>> No.43174254

>>43174174
She was just tired of all the REPS she did that day, anon.

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>>43174174
Tell Cover to stop making my daughter dance harder than a stripper at a seedy club.

>> No.43174286
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I love this brat

>> No.43174323

>>43174174
I'm holding off on the parade for now myself, she's kinda being put through the wringer right now. We're not gonna know how thing'll go until after FES, probably. Locked in the studio mines until then.

>> No.43174344

>>43174238
And whats the proof shes stronger mentally? Dont jump the horse just yet

>>43174280
this what fucking dance practice takes all day

>>43174323
also this

>> No.43174376

>>43174280
>Japanese company

>> No.43174412

>>43174213
No. Shitting on them is acknowledging their existence. All she's done is heavily imply that she wants nothing to do with them.

>> No.43174488

>>43174376
Japanese companies work all day but dance practice isnt paperwork for fucks sakes a few hours at best should be good

>> No.43174505

>>43174344
The streams where she showed she's thought a lot about her content and the direction she wants to take her channel. The only person who would say she isn't stronger mentally is a shitposter.

>> No.43174559

>>43174505
Shes had plans and direction before anon its the long haul and actually doing what she wants to do rather than get pushed around like a pincushion that would show mental strength we still got time to see this

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>>43174488
At least they're getting their cardio. For most of them it might be the only cardio they get all year.

>> No.43174615
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>literally eating Bloop
Ebi has finally won over the Bloop menace.

>> No.43174662

>>43174412
Not acknowledging they exist despite the pushes of en mane to put the males into their lives is a fat dump on them and Im glad she did

>> No.43174665

>>43174615
Gura's dish looks like it's made by and for literal children kek.

>> No.43174686

>>43174615
none of that looks particularity appetizing other than maybe fauna's shitty salad

>> No.43174723

>>43174615
That looks awful

>> No.43174733
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>>43174665
I think it's one of those jar cakes like they had a while back? Maybe?

>> No.43174768
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>>43174615
shark gummies

>> No.43174786

>>43174572
The fuck when did dance count as cardio

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>>43174615
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A REAL BLOOP SIGHTING

>> No.43174803

>>43174615
Gura's looks so uninspired
>>43174786
Have you ever danced before?

>> No.43174809

>>43174733
Is that an onahole?

>> No.43174823

>>43174803
Yes actually and 3/4s of the studio was morbidly obese

>> No.43174840

>>43174786
Any exercise that raises your heart rate us cardio and yes if you're a lard bucket walking is cardio too.

>> No.43174918

>>43174665
>>43174733
It said yogurt and orange jelly

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>>43174918
orange but blue?

>> No.43175044

>>43174942
Don't know man it just write there, more accurately it said citrus.

>> No.43175227

I want to motorboat gura's bubbly fart mud.

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>> No.43175416
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gamin with goomba

>> No.43175427
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>>43175377
goob morning

>> No.43175449
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>>43175377
Good morning

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Intense strategic coaching with gura

>> No.43175507

>>43175377
sleep well gamer

>> No.43175532

>>43175416
Nice. I like the feet.

>> No.43175547

>>43175416
I want to lick that belly so bad...

>> No.43175562

I wonder if Gura took any nude selfies when she was younger. Imagine finding that lost SD card.

>> No.43175619

>>43175547
same desu, I love Gura with a little bit of a tummy

>> No.43175666

>>43175416
I see cunny TuT

>> No.43175713
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>>43175416
UOOOOOH

>> No.43175805

>>43175666
enjoy your little peek at her child pussy TuT

>> No.43175919
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>>43175666
you see nothing.

>> No.43175977

>>43175919
>cute little shark band aid
her next outfit needs a bandaid, preferably on her nipples

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>>43175977

>> No.43176051

>>43176040
Im not going to say it brat you wont have it

>> No.43176055

I can't believe Gura asked the cafe to let fans eat Bloop. Is he dead now? Canonically?

>> No.43176072
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I refuse to believe that Gura is ok with having this many coomers lusting after her child-like demeanor.

>> No.43176111

>>43176055
persistent roach can subsist off of mere atoms, we need better methods

>> No.43176155
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>>43176072
She's got no choice. The draw of her shark cunny is irresitable.

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>>43176072
this is a adult with a full grown woman demeanor and lady like elegance

>> No.43176194 [DELETED] 

>>43160440
Because all her yabs are quickly forgiven and forgotten. Two examples would be the time she was fucked on stream during the Tremors watchalong, and “that” one tweet.

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>>43176072
I coom because i love her. I love her because i coom her.

>> No.43176245

>>43176194
by me btw

>> No.43176268

>>43163820
Get on stream and give the fans a proper Gawr stream again.

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>> No.43176298 [DELETED] 

>>43176194
Oh shit here we go, I too noticed something was up during tremors in fact someone could have been there though it sounded like they were a room over or out the door but sex? Nay my trained sage senses would have noticed this, also whats "that" one tweet

>> No.43176341

You bastards, when I get home I'm going to have to goom so much.

>> No.43176441

>>43176194
You're an incredibly stupid person if that's what you took from that. Fuck off.

>> No.43176490

Do you think Gura made a good decision to quit school and become a vtuber? Did everything worked out well for her?

>> No.43176558
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>>43176490
I'd think so. She's achieving her idol dreams like she always wanted.

>> No.43176570

>>43176490
a millionaire at her age? What do you think?

>> No.43176596

>>43176490
Yeah i'm sure she would prefer to get brow-beaten by nagging neurotic managers 8 hours a day every day and not get paid for it... so she can work behind an office desk one day

>> No.43176611

>>43176490
You can always go back to school. School is always going to be there for those with the resources or discipline to finish it.
I got a AA in Electrical Engineering and a BA in Computer Science later on.

>> No.43176620

>>43176490
Hello he with a grudge, and to be honest I dont know on one stage shes made bank and can chase her stage dreams, on the other hand she seems mentally burdened from alot of things and maybe a simpler life would have come without such things, the real question is whats happening to her now

>> No.43176668

>>43176490
Anon, I've got a masters degree in an engineering field and if I could be a vtuber like her I would trade that degree in.

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Why are so many people replying to that retard? surely those aren't chumbuds

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>>43176570
This is gonna sound really fucking aspergers but I seriously hope she manages her finances well

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>>43176708
it's late, i'm bored and lonely.

>> No.43176739

>>43176708
He's a bit different than our other shitposters I want to understand it nice shark

>> No.43176779

>>43176731
if she's smart she'll invest in property and play the long game.

>> No.43176789

gura will stream today

>> No.43176796

>>43176731
Reminder that Gura is an Adult that actually has to do her taxes just like you.

>> No.43176816

>>43176708
Eh, I don't feel it's malicious, bizarre but not malicious honestly.

>> No.43176819

>>43176796
I shudder to think of it

>> No.43176830

>>43176731
Her parents are definitely helping her.

>> No.43176844

>>43176796
She probably has it way worse than most of us because you probably can't take working as an anime shark on the internet under the employ of an international company to turbotax.

>> No.43176871

>>43176796
She probably pays an accountant, which is the smart thing to do unless you've got enough time to wade through that shit yourself.

>> No.43176899

>>43176796
Ew taxes...

>> No.43176953

No song, no daki, no streamss. Yeah, I think Gura is back guys!

>> No.43176957

>>43176708
I feel like dealing with schizos almost on a daily basis is making me do more rash things. Probably will take a few days off from /ggg/ and just surround myself with Gooba.

>> No.43176973

>>43176957
How many dinos?

>> No.43176996

>>43164570
I thought she had a solo one too.
The one called Baby Don’t Stop

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>>43176953
>no song

>> No.43177007

>>43176973
Sadly just one but I also have the nendo. Bought the Figma and I'll buy the 1/7 model this week.

>> No.43177019

>>43177007
How do you plan to surround yourself with just one?

>> No.43177022

>>43177003
>responding to bait

>> No.43177024

>>43177003
Gura is so fucking flat. I love her so much uuuooohhhh

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>>43177003
Don't reply, retard. No matter how smug you are to have a comeback. Just don't do it.

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>>43176953
>no streams

>> No.43177044

>>43177019
If I get drunk enough I can see two or more.

>> No.43177075

>>43177003
I hope she has more songs than that.

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>> No.43177091

>>43177044
fucking ninjas

>> No.43177092

>>43177003
Oh boy more collab garbage. As if Mori's dogshit wasn't enough, now we get the ESL rat shitting things up. Nevermind that THIS ISN'T WHAT SHE PROMISED AT ALL. THE SONGS SHE PROMISED TO RELEASE IN DECEMBER WERE NOT FUCKING COLLABS.

>> No.43177097

>>43177081
Is this AI?

>> No.43177101

why are some of you incapable of ignoring the most obvious tourist shitter bait imagineable?

>> No.43177102

>>43177039
what the fuck is the ???
i literally have no clue, some retard on holodex just making shit up?

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>>43177075
she'll sing when i make her come.

>> No.43177114

>>43177003
both Gura and Bae don't have songs that match their fortes, i hope this one changes that

>> No.43177119

>>43177081
No they said they like flat chests gabby lose some weight I see those mounds

>> No.43177129

>>43177092
seethe forever entitled faggot.

>> No.43177139 [DELETED] 

>>43177102
Holodex is havin' a laugh with that one. That's Ina's 3D time.

>> No.43177181

>>43177039
what the hell

>> No.43177182

>>43177092
Gura said the she had a inbred super announcement on saturday there could be more songs shes excited to announce
>>43177103
my post my specially made cunny corrector cock will have her compose like beethoven

>> No.43177184

>>43176796
imagine her getting audited?
>it says here you sold 23,000 dino plushies and 2,100 dakimakuras. care to explain? and what exactly is a dakimakura?
>you also received a $500 donation from a man named Michael Honey on your stream titled "MMM ahfdshjkfdskhj," did you include this in your income?

>> No.43177202

>>43177097
Artist is Kanzarinsan actual artist

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>>43168707
imagine if gura and ina were just hanging out normally and ina just starts talking about "yeah so I saw this comic where we were about to fuck but I had a tiny dick, so you bit my dick and sucked it, it grew to the size of an eggplant and I proceeded to fuck you with it haha crazy right" do ya think that kind of thing comes up

>> No.43177219

>>43177184
>2000 dakis
weak prediction 10k at least

>> No.43177223

>>43177103
What if the doctor told you sharkgirls and humans are incompatible for breeding no matter how much you cum inside her.

Will you accept your fate of dying beside your wife Gura without any offspring?

>> No.43177246

>>43175416
Full image?

>> No.43177251

>>43177223
There's always anal. Every animal has a butthole.

>> No.43177253

>>43177211
Yes and Gura will say haha let's try it.

>> No.43177286

>>43177184
Not nearly as bad as some of the Holomen though. At least she doesn't have the gacha vice and needs to explain why they're dropping a grand or more a month on pngs. Though on the other hand I can imagine it being a lot more awkward here in the west.

>> No.43177294

>>43177211
Where do you get your eggplants from holy shit
>>43177253
whats the pun here ina I dont get it

>> No.43177297

>>43177219
Daki will sell horribly. Plushies like dino Gura are perfect for her ironic weeb fanbase, whereas dakis only interest gachikoi. And Gura drove off most of her gachikoi in the past 12 months.

>> No.43177322

>>43177297
trying too hard

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>>43177003
Sooner than I thought it was. Looking forward to it.

>> No.43177344

>>43177297
Fair however gura had a daki planned that would appeal to both sides if she managed to get it through girl can really sell when she wants too

>> No.43177396

>>43177322
>Gura can't even bring herself to use the word 'love' on Valentine's Day
>somehow you expect thousands of people to spend $100 on a fucking body pillow

>> No.43177441

>>43177396
She was going to god damnit she had a fucking house date planned I was going to have Implied cartoons on tv with her shes a romantic and wants to save the best parts for last but FUCKING COVER HAD TO PUT A GODDAMNED POINTLESS COLLAB IN THE MIDDLE OF MY LOVE SESSION

>> No.43177453
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>> No.43177557

>>43177453
Extra thick!

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Stop yelling. Gura needs her sleep.

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I just farted

>> No.43177583

>>43177565
clearly she has better things to do
>>43177567

>> No.43177594

>>43177567
Describe the smell.

>> No.43177657

>>43177594
Rotten eggs and sour milk

>> No.43177682
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>> No.43177697

>>43177682
Begone demon begone from this sacred land you are not wanted here YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE

>> No.43177706

>>43167298
I have to point out that Gura was screaming offstream when Ame was trying to take off her socks. That's all. Have a nice night.

>> No.43177715

>>43177657
yeah, typical male farts. Girl farts are far more refined and magical. Girlfarts are hiragana, while guy farts are katakana.

>> No.43177729

>>43177706
Wait what when

>> No.43177735

Your oshi is a criminal, she stole a paperbag from Cover Corp®

>> No.43177739

>>43177682
This is digusting. I want a real woman. Not a monster with unrealistic proportions.

>> No.43177741
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>> No.43177750

>>43177682
haram

>> No.43177786

>>43177715
Farts are farts as a genuine smell fag they both are ebonics gura's is probably a special brand of rotten Cantonese

>> No.43177793

>>43177735
It's fine because she's cute.

>> No.43177809

>>43177735
Possession is nine-tenths of the law

>> No.43177816

>>43177729
It's in the soundpost. The part from the full offcollab last year.

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>> No.43177855

>>43177816
oh that, she didnt even want us to know how fucking girly her socks were, I guess socks were the real chumbud the entire time

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>> No.43177930

>>43177786
Dude farts are like Thai, sharp, tonal and jagged, Girl farts like Gura's more like Faroese, smooth, beautiful and drenched in whale blood.

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I don't care about booba gura OR what dude farts smell like, because, as a true chumbud, my fart shark wife is FLAT.

>> No.43178026

>>43177930
Farts are discord and abstract one second you smell garbage the next the desert dry and weary until it rains, gura's in particular are a special brand of hell nothing elegant or smooth about it but a barrage of mortars released from garlic farming botanists it changes in frequencies like a raging war and all are swept in its dread

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Real booba Gura appreciator here, begone falseflagger.
>>43177971
Agreed.

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>>43177971
FLAT and FARTY.

>> No.43178063

>>43177039
>>43177441
>Valentines streams cut short for a shittty off collab that "Myth fans" are using to shitpost against her
>Has her 3D showcase on a fucking Thursday
I'll never forgive them for this

>> No.43178086

>>43178063
I will get my fucking housedate even if cover must burn to the ground

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>> No.43178125

>>43178097
STOP

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>>43178063
I'm mad about the valentines stream but the 3D is on my day off so I consider that a win for me. I don't care what numberniggers think.

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>>43178125
No

>> No.43178184

Guys, I'm retarded. I was double-checking the time for the deco*27 and it says it releases Feb 17 at 00:00. Isn't that in like 7 hours and not when Holodex says?

>> No.43178215
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gura is a real life loli

>> No.43178221

>>43178127
I and many others in other time zones won't be able to catch it live because of this shit timeslot they gave her and it's also BS that the other Myth members get Friday and Saturday.

>> No.43178234

>>43178161
You are increasing her spine just to carry these fickle fleshy tumors and dehumanize her body with these immoral proportions this is an abomination of art and should be punished by switching your router with a skunk

>> No.43178239

>>43178221
Sucks for you then.

>> No.43178301
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>>43178234

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>>43178141
I hate how my mind works, and how human psychology in general works, really. Gura not wanting to show her feet just makes me want to see them and hear about them even more.

I went from not caring about feet at all, to it being one of the first things I notice when looking at a girl now. Goddammit.

>> No.43178339

>>43176490
Yeah, because she can always go to school later, or right now like some Holos, whereas achieving similar success in the future is not guaranteed.

>> No.43178337

>>43178184
https://twitter.com/holo27_info/status/1625797493001981952?cxt=HHwWgMDU8ZeN_48tAAAA
This is the tweet I'm using for reference.

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>>43178301
I fear no evil but this is a catastrophe

>> No.43178389

>>43178337
That's probably when it unlocks on streaming services, not sure if that means the MV will be put up at the exact same time

>> No.43178393
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>> No.43178437

Which is better?
Gura naizuri or Gura paizuri

>> No.43178447

>>43178239
Wish Cover would stop screwing her and many of her fans over like this. They respected the other Myth members and their fans enough to get them good timeslots, but not Gura of course.

>> No.43178464

>>43178437
Naizuri because it's real, but it's hot that Gura fantasizes about Gura paizuri.

>> No.43178490

>>43178437
Gura maschalagnia

>> No.43178492

>>43177916
I won't lie, I kinda like this booba Gura.

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big booba gura scares me, stop posting them pls

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The best gura is flat Gura.
I hate big tits.

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I can't believe Gura is going to ask chumbies to bring her to orgasm.

>> No.43178687

Gura I long to feel your throb heartbeat on my erection I wouldnt be able to do this with a chest that isnt yours

>> No.43178701
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>> No.43178704

>>43178677
She has a joke ending planned and won't let us finish. I'll stake my cute Guras on it.

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