/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My wife is horny...

Don't feel bad about gooming when Gura is aiming for your goom so hard.

Sex with a fembud.

my wife

Just busted a fat nut to this
https://litter.catbox.moe/eir42t.png

I'm kinda pissed that everyone else in Myth has their 3D reveal on a weekend except for Gura. Cover fucking her over once again

miss

The dino roam these lands

>>>/b/894408712

New gura info

>>43141377
Those are children anon...

>>43141463
lol retard

>>43141386
They know gura is gonna get numbers no matter what so they dont care, i hate management.

>>43141465
Yes, and?

>>43141480
They're talking way more about Laplus than Gura anyway.

I'm the legendary chumbie of destiny.

>>43141386
Why didn't they force someone to pair up with Ina so they can have two shows per weekend instead of having it go one, two, and then three on the last weekend?

I love her so much!

>>43141299
Haha look at how dumb that cat is.

Does reporting clips of member streams work at all? I ask because I'm pretty sure the reupload of the entire ASMR stream is probably still there and probably at ten billion views by now and I know some of you definitely have to have tried getting it smacked a few times.

>>43141727
Yes, but Gura apparently doesn't care about the ASMR being up like how she doesn't care about member karaoke songs.

>>43141727
Probably no, but I don't really care anymore, everyone that wanted it has it downloaded by now and it's just gonna get reuploaded anyways.

I love my wife so much!!

>>43141727
If your talking about what I think you're talking about, you might as well try a report. It being unlisted shouldn't save his ass if Cover's going to do anything.

>>43141794
It's the people who don't know it exists who know now know because it showed up in their recommendations that are the "problem", but as I said Gura doesn't appear to care.

>>43141783
>>43141794
I mean yeah I know, but I meant more if anyone actually knew if reporting did jack shit. The ASMR was just my example of something that I am positive many of you have tried hitting the red button on and god knows it didn't do much.
>>43141822
Can't hurt, I guess.

>>43141897
I think people got results from complaining to Kiara before but I don't remember specifics.

>>43141488
Not many jp viewers will be able to watch live at noon on a Friday for them. So fucked up of Cover

>>43141727
That's been up since July. If Gura cared it would have been taken down by now. She doesn't care just like she doesn't mind her member karaokes being clipped.

I'm surprised nobody uploaded the practice ASMRs or oceanside or others.

>>43141991
Aren't members karaoke ok since they're unarchived?

>>43142080
They smack full stream reuploads and don't care about song clips. Public karaokes are okay to reupload in full.

>>43141991
>>43142080
I'm not gonna pretend to know how she feels about the ASMR since ASMR has been in the mystery who the fuck knows zone forever, but karaoke is different. For one thing the former was members content, and for another I'm pretty sure all of them think the karaoke rules are gay and retarded, they just have to put up with it because of copyright.

I'm going to pretend to know how she feels about ASMR. She's down to fuck as proven yesterday and can't wait to boot up the lovenest as soon as she feels confident with her ASMR skills (warning: could be months or years until ASMR skills are developed).

>>43141727
Speaking of leaked member's content
https://youtu.be/vEYHNZ-SlKk

>>43142313
That's unlisted, who cares. It's literally no different than posting a a streamable here.

I just goomed again.

I can't stop thinking about her front parts desu.

>>43142391
based

>>43141299
Wouldn't it be funny if she got stuck like that for so long she peed herself haha that would be such a good prank that she should do haha and then she should sit in it (as a joke)

>>43142313
Someone has already made a bait thread on the catalog right?

>>43142391
I want to goom but I've been saving for a long time, what if we really do get the love nest? What if I waste my goom before that?

who the fuck buys a gong as a christmas gift
and why did they decide to unbox everything before wrapping
guras family sounds fun. i need to marry her

>>43142451
>not gooming after her return stream and date when she was goombaiting at unprecedented levels
Your standards are too high.

>>43142451
Here's the neat part, your body makes more goom.

>>43142313
Eww those other videos

>>43142504
You can't marry my wife, sorry.

>>43142313
Where did you find this? It isn't listed. Their twitter or what?

>>43142504
Gura’s family based on everything she told us sounds very wholesome. I’m almost jealous.

3D : https://youtu.be/uZVGozQX7AM
Hololive 4th fes : https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1598666766171123713
Holo*27 : https://twitter.com/holo27_info/status/1625797493001981952
HoloEN concert : https://youtu.be/HRXQfaIZnqw
Tokyo Tourism Ambassadors : https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1623187994101551104
New figure : https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/1113ibd/from_design_coco_the_new_limited_17_scale_figure/
Announcement : https://youtu.be/vfsuo2Q1dEM?t=5920

>>43142504
god, i wish i had a gong. a big gas heated gong and you smack it and it goes GOOOONNNNGGGGGG huhaha

I think I'm a very simple person.
Love goob, simple as that.

>>43141386
>>43141633
All they had to do was have someone be on Friday (NA) before Ina, then you could've had everyone get Friday/Saturday slots (NA). Cover management is, once again, either being extremely incompetent or they are trying to deliberately sabatoge Gura.

I goomed the moment I heard Gura's voice.

I want to roll my foreskin over Gura's nipples.

>>43142819
you can send feedback, maybe they’ll do something. we had her stand missing a tail fixed. personally I don’t think it’s that big of a deal unless you’re a /#/ schizo. People will watch the vod and all the same people will keep buying merch.

>>43141386
Gura gains more money this way, stop being a numberzhang

Gura has a barbed penis

>>43142983
Yea, she's going to use it on you.

>>43142819
I'm sorry to people who can't catch the stream but there is no chance that Gura cares about this.

G-gura-san? I thought you said you wanted to play rhythm games and maybe eat pizza rolls?
What are we gonna do on the bed?

>>43142451
I wanted to save my goom for the second date, but I was weak. I have already goomed three times now, and I might goom again.

>>43143157
see >>43141331

>>43143155
pomf pomf

>>43143187
I know, I goomed again when I saw it in the previous thread.

>>43143155

>>43141321
But shorks don't have horns

Maybe Gura has already something else planned for the weekend that is more important to her than a 3D stream.

I hate bloop but I have to admit this would look stupid with the ebi instead.

>>43143289
I don't think Gura considers Apex minigames to be important.

>>43142975
>>43143040
I don't normally care about numbers, but with stuff like 3D showcases I think they should be fair to the talents and give all of them primetime slots so more people can experience it live. (They probably don't care, but it's bizzare that it's Gura in particular that's getting screwed over)

>>43143357
Girls, who cares about numbers the least? We need to screw someone over. Gura and Ame's hands both shoot up and they fight over who gets the worst slot.

>>43143344
Oh i forgot that was happening, looks boring as shit to be fair, the only thing that looks interesting is the girls only part.

>>43143344
I didn't mean this weekend. It might have been too soon, but she did say that there's going to be an announcement on Saturday.

>>43143446
My guess is a new outfit.

>>43143483
If it's a new outfit, why have so many other girls also said to look forward to it?

>>43143510

Horny bastards.

>>43143510
Then maybe a original or a cover song or they are revealing all the dates for the new outfit streams

I'm not naked... uh, but I'm in super sweaty pjs don't be sad keep those dicks erect!

>>43143587
go back to sleep gura

>>43143510
Who else? I hope you aren't talking about the maid shit again.

>>43143587
Kiss me, Rindo.

You think Gura and Ame tried holding feet yet?

>>43143446
hopefully the daki. i'd hate to have to wait until june, unless cover scrapped it completely.

>Deco27 original by Gura and Bae
As a chumbrat, I feel very pleased. But I know it's gonna suck though.

>>43143659
they did that yesterday

>>43143675
Loli dakis are problematic

>>43143715
>chumbrat
mating press

>>43143715
I've never hear of him, is he a bad producer?

>>43143628
finally, someone else got gura's goom perms, i thought i was going crazy.

>>43143715
Go the fuck back cuckbrrat.

>>43143765
She was giving goom perms the entire stream, everyone got them.

>>43143715
>chumbrat
cheesed to meat you

>>43141299
Why are there people saying Gura is their wife? Everyone knows Gura is MY wife. Sorry everyone.

Is gura dead?

>>43143587
Get over here, I'll make you horny too.

>>43143893
Gura is kill

>>43143882
Yeah, me made this post by the way.

>>43143873
>meat
Was that on purpose?

>>43143873
>>43143752

>>43143972

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>43143754
Q

>>43144000
Go back to your holostar loving thread.

>>43144189
Q is fine other than having Mori in it.

>>43144000
is bae an oppai loli?

>>43144225
baelz is not a loli

>>43144225
yeah, she's 12

>>43144189
That was him? Oh. I thought the song mostly suffered because mori doesnt know when to stop cramming syllables into a bar.

>>43144225
No
Oppai "lolis" aren't lolis either.

>>43144219
Q is good and so is Mori's music

>>43144246
12 is too old for a loli.
>>43144258
You are talking to fakebuds btw, they don't know their lolis.

>>43144258
someone post the loli alignment thing

>>43144262
Not even deadbeats believe that.

I was waiting on a package and ended up getting two today, one was my Subaru pop up. I had totally forgot about it, but it made me think about how with Gura buying more and more figures she'll probably have a few to look forward to when she goes back home

>>43144262
Nice one, anon

>>43144258

>>43144288
Retards have always been trying to push Shortstacks as lolis. Lolis do not have huge boobs, the biggest they can get is around budding breasts and that's it.

>>43144308
Between the stuff she already ordered and the stuff she's probably hoarding over there new she's gonna need to build a new shelf when she gets back.

>>43143311

I miss Gura.

>>43143715
He needs to stop making Ai Kotoba variants and make Yaoi Kotoba next

>>43142672
>>43143446
>>43143483
If (when) Saturday ends up coming and going with no new announcement because she was obviously just talking about the start of the myth showcases, can you guys promise to not act like retards again?

>>43144380
Agreed. Having huge boobs defeats the whole purpose of a loli, really.

>>43144631
she said her 3D live got cut in half so my money is on the second half of that 3D live, one can dream.

>>43144832
i suspect that half ended up as her "first" (second) 3D concert.

>>43144380
Loli is a mindset. Boob size has nothing to do with it.

>>43143715
>this is one of the 2 OG songs
goddamn I just want another Gura solo OG song is that too much to ask after almost 3 freaking years???

>>43145062
Fake chumbud and fake lolicon.

>>43145103
Gura is a fake lolicon then.

>>43145141
Retard.

>>43145168
>>43144321

It’s like an all out war in here…

>>43145213
I wonder if the old trick to make /ggg/ stop arguing still works?

So when is the next stream? Couldn´t be bothered to watch the Myth collab because I hate Mori

>>43145305
>He hates Mori more than he loves Gura

Gurass

>>43144225
For normies any female anime character is a real child with flesh and bones.

>>43145358
tbf I don't think anon missed much

>>43145089
Songs are no better than karaoke if she has no creative input. It remains to be seen how much input Gura had.

>>43145371
Based Gurass poster

Yeah, me by the way

>>43143893
Gura is bread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8jLGOKDTbo&t=1180s
Soundpost please. Including the aaaah no and without preferably.

>>43143715
deco27 is a really good producer please listen to hibana and ghost rule and animal and aimai elegy and kill yourself

>>43145960
How do we know she is the bread and didn't just eat a hole though the bread and get stuck?

>>43146220
Anon don't look

>>43145997
I never figured out how to download members streams, /who/'s guide didn't work for me.

>>43146324
You just need a correctly formatted cookies.txt file and then shove it into any of the popular youtube-dl variants or forks.

>>43146394
is this not correctly formatted?

>>43142977
>gains more money this way
No she doesn't
>wanting to catch my oshi's 3D showcase live is numberfagging
Screw off

>>43146427
It doesn't matter what you name the file anon it matters what format they are listed in inside it and that you've pointed the downloader to it

>>43146427
How the fuck am I supposed to know. And don't start showing the contents of it on this thread like a sperg. I would direct you to the cookies.txt extension but I think it's no longer distributed. But yes, as long as you've got the correct commandline and the .txt file is correctly formatted it should work.

>>43146551
I still have it you god damn retard, i did every single thing the guide told me.

>>43146324
i recently learned about this, it worked for me once, not sure what browsers it supports other than chrome though
yt-dlp --cookies-from-browser chrome [video link]

>>43146662
i will try that later.

>>43146627
Use export all cookies instead if you're using just the export youtube one. That isn't the version of cookies.txt I'm using though, mine is from like 2020 or something when I became an archiveschizo.

maid gura soon

>>43146662
thank you

>>43147165
How soon is soon?

>>43147337
yes

>>43147373
Thanks

Good thread.

Bad thread.

Gura thread.

Thread.

Mid thread.

do you have to argue about every little thing?

>>43147558
you’re asking autists to not be autistic

>>43147558
What do you mean every little thing? Huh? HUH!?

>gura gives us tongue repeatedly
>talks about french kissing Kiara
>still no new liplocking fanart
????????????????????????

Sneed thread

>>43147691
Artists don't have ears

I want Gura as my pillow

>>43147691
gross, i dont want a indirect kiara kiss,

>>43147691
AI fags give me exactly three of your finest kissy Guras

>>43147758
I want to be Gura's pillow

>>43145997
here you go lad, all thanks to the kind anon who helped me with my neanderthal brain who couldn't figure out the cookies thing. >>43146662

>>43147947

pekora

Okayu

test

Gura

I want Gura

I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

>>43148174
Comfy sex with fatto catto

I want to be Gura’s sex slave. Is that so much to ask for?

here you go

>>43148174
Remove this fatto catto from the premises, she must stay 10km away from my wife gawr gura as stated by the restraining order issued by JP authorities.
I will not hesitate to use lethal force if ever see her anywhere close to my wife.

>>43147558
99% of the arguments here are just one person being contradictory because they want attention and then people picking sides for the same reason until the thread dies.

Good evening shirako bros. I’m looking forward to that shirako tasting stream Gura seemed excited for.

>>43148524
What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence

>>43148179
yes Gura

Pfffffftttt

>>43148457
What is Gura expecting on White Day?

>>43148986
My child

>>43148986
coom haha my coom haha my cum haha "what is gura expecting on white day?" the answer? my semen haha

>>43148986
>Small gifts every day until march 14th
She was quite obviously referring to my dick

>>43148766
Kill yourself faggot

>>43148766
>cum covered with onions
so this is the height of japanese "culture" huh?

>>43148766
You're just as bad as the shirako schizo at this point, anon.

>>43149174
I am not a schizo, I am trying to prevent these fags from spreading their perversion. Gura should not eat cum (except mine)

>>43149363
but you're a gay fish

>>43147758
Gura is way too fucking cute AAAA

>>43143715
It's going to feel particularly hollow after Gura just refused to meet up with Bae and stood her up.

So the deco song collab with Bae is 1 of the new og songs Gura talked about? The other one is for her opening animation. That means we get no new solo og song. God damn it

>>43147758
>>43147916
I'd be fine with either

>>43149893
you literally have no legs and your dick doesn't work lmao

Gura is literally a child and also my wife.

>>43149434
I am not Kanye West. That is a different poster.

>>43149985
They're stinkier than usual every day lately... Imagine...

>>43150335
How did you legally marry a child?

>>43150438
that is between me and God

>>43149985
I want to sexually harass Gura through the stream chat

>>43150438
A lot of states still do that assuming there's parental consent.

>>43150438
The age of consent is 5000 for Atlanteans when they start kindergarten.

>>43150693
She wants us to do that too apparently.

GURA IS IN FAUNA'S STREAM

When is her offical dakimakura coming out? This already looks good enough for me.

>>43151211
Where? In chat or MC?

It's been 6 days since my last goom and I'm so unbelievably horny. I need to quit porn but I'm completely addicted. I need to hold it in for Gura

>>43151327
Why didn't you goom yesterday?

>>43151327
Why did you not goom for Gura? She hates you now.

I want to rape Gura and make Fauna watch.

>>43151327
>didn't fap to the return stream
>didn't fap to the member stream
Your taste is too shitty to post about goom.

>>43151262
I will wait for a Gura approved daki.
Please hurry Gura I bought a DHR7000 in December and it's collecting dust

will Gura watch the cunny idolm@aster a.k.a the only good version of it?
https://twitter.com/u149_anime/status/1625662676939722753?s=20

>>43151558
Why the fuck did it take them so long ot make an U149 anime?

>>43151558
Gura doesn't watch anime. She might masturbate to it.

>>43151558
I eagerly await the doujins but I will not watch

>>43151558
I want to drown in their pee

do you fit Gura's male preferences?

>>43152657
Me at the right

>>43152657
Gura thinks I'm cute

>>43152657
I sure i'm somewhere in the Dante/Cinnamonroll Venn diagram

>>43152657
I'm gonna fuck that thing on the right.

>>43152657
I have a similar build. I could just grow out my hair and middle part it, and maybe get a little bit leaner

>>43152657
i will never be as cool as Cinnamonroll, it's owari da...

>>43152657
Idk, on one hand I am a bald ugly bastard, but on the other hand I am not an oji-san yet.

>>43151327
I hope you don't goom to disgusting shit and only do it to Gura

what song was she talking about in the members stream, the one she rewrote calli's lyrics for

>>43153232
song? she was talking about the Valentine VN thing

I wish they collabed like they did back in the day, ameasme collabs are always gold...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-WXpylijus&t=10443s

>>43153372
heh

for gura's birthday we should get some petri dishes and grow various things from our bodies. she would like that.

>>43153643
Do socks and jars count?

>>43153643
I want a two part petri dish stream series now

>>43153643
Now this is a great idea, #petguradish?
>>43153689
yes

>>43141727
Send an email through Covers form telling them. Might also be worth going to one of the big discords and see if you can mobilise them to mass report

>>43153769
pet gura dish TuT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GguGh1MBGX0

>>43153643
I have some agar plates at work, I'll see if I can draw a Gura with the bacteria colonies. I'm shit at drawing though.

>>43153880
not clicking your shitty clip

>>43153880
what does she say at the end?
"noo my tummy hurts" ?

>>43153945
do your best and make us all proud, you might be the highlight of the stream if it does happen.

sup wankers

Hello there!
I wasn't here since the off collab yesterday, did I miss any new Gura news? I did see the stuff she retweeted tho.

Chumbuds, I'm going to lift heavier weights to spite a woman at the gym

>>43154422
>>43147758

>>43154460
Here's the "based" reply you ordered.
based

>>43154460
based

>>43154460
Based?

>>43154422
As I recall she's doing a song with Bae at Holofes, along with her solo performance
>>43154460
Based chumby, I lifted heavy today too

>>43154475
>>43154545
Thanks, I appreciate it.

>>43153859

>>43153271
yeah im retarded and misheard

>>43154024
If I have time I'll try a simple ebi today, I should have something to show tomorrow.

>>43154830
nice

>>43154000
I wish I knew.

>>43154545
>>43154538
>>43154533
>>43154524
Thank you, I'm going to become a freak of nature

>>43154460
don't ego lift anon, do what you know you can handle and rep that shit
the people you wanted to spite in the first place will probably be out of your life by the time you're pushing the real big boy weights

>>43155152
don't listen to this guy he's trying to demotivate you

>>43155185
>go way past the heaviest weight you can handle for a clean 5 to 8 rep set
>fuck up your back doing shitty deadlifts
>turn your three months progression into no progression at all

>>43155323
>literally making up a scenario where he gets hurt just to fearmonger
demoralization crab faggot

>>43155426
>crab
https://streamable.com/05hk4c

>>43155535

>>43155535
That's a man singing btw

>>43155426
that's not a made up scenario, that's the natural consequence of ego lifting. this shit isn't a fucking sprint, it's not about "how much can I push before I end up fucking shit up" it's about how you can make steady progress to make real strength improvements over the long term

>>43155323
I haven't done deadlifts in over 6 months. Feels good to lift for aesthetics instead of raw numbers

Why is Gura's 3D Showcase the only one not on a weekend?

>>43155622
sounds like a muppet

>>43155675
transexual management sabotaging her as always

>>43141386
>>43155675
Ask management.

Is that bud still making soundposts?
https://streamable.com/4p2ist

>>43155976
she's actually saying botan cute

>>43155675
More like why did Cover think its OK to showcase it early in the morning for Americans.

>>43155675
jenma is a malicious, parasitic whore

>>43155675
Management had to either give someone a weekday debuff, have 2 showcases on the same day, or have fans wait an extra week for their oshi to do a showcase. They decided to give the most popular EN the weekday debuff

>>43141386
>>43155675
Ask/Email management about it.

>>43156091
It's at 10:00 PM Eastern Time

>>43155976
Give me a couple minutes and I'll get that one into a soundpost for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfsuo2Q1dEM&t=3114s

>>43156185
oh I thought it was JST

>>43155976
>>43156212

>>43155940
why was this deleted

>>43156446
Thanks!

>>43156149
>They decided to give the most popular EN the weekday debuff
Literally the worst thing they could've done, they made it so that many of her audience in different time zones won't catch it live. You would think that management would do everything to make the 3D showcase of their most popular EN talent a success instead of sabotaging it like this.

>>43156504
Yeah... so gross~~

>>43156525
Any time
>>43156550
Seems like it's only going to really be the US and JP viewers that will be able to watch it live, unless the EU viewers decide to stay up til 4-5AM. I guess they just figured it would be the most watched one anyway, so they gave Gura the short end of the stick. Who knows, Gura might have even volunteered to take the Thursday slot

I want a soundpost of her entire natto discussion with the stirring natto image

>>43156635
>JP viewers
Nah it's late morning for them and they'll still be at work, at best they'll watch it during lunch or something.
>I guess they just figured it would be the most watched one anyway, so they gave Gura the short end of the stick
A lot of her global audience literally won't be able to see it live now so that doesn't make sense.
>volunteered to take the Thursday slot
There shouldn't be a Thursday slot to begin with, she should be getting the same primetime slots as the others. This is inexcusable from a management standpoint.

>>43156885
I'm not sure what reason it was, anon. I'm not a Cover employee making the decisions.

Thursday doesn't make much sense to me but I also don't work Thursdays and always work weekends so I'm pretty okay with this.

>>43156885
They can have another Myth in the same week with Ina but Cover chose not to do it for some reason

>>43157039
seems like they wanted the popular pairs together for weekends, coulda put Ina last in that case though

Is the Subaru collab worth watching fully, or can I just skip to the part where Gura is on screen?

gura's covers get me through my gym sessions

>>43157314
If you know Japanese and like good streams that don't have Gura, yes.

>>43156452
We have a schizo who frequently self deletes.

>>43157442
no we don't

>>43157470
We certainly do.

>>43157327
>>43157470

>>43157523
do what

why are you samefagging deletes

>>43157538
Do a fembud.

Gura gives me strength

nacho

>>43157726
Sex with Nacho mama

>>43157726

>>43157751
3-some with gura and nachomama

>>43157726
Would correct

>>43155323
Well I did 10 deadlifts w/ 20lbs on the barbell.

>>43157726
Damn brat

>>43157003
Same

>>43154460
Anon you only need 2 45's on any lift and you're already better than a majority of people on the planet.

I want Nacho to eat my cum out of Gura's cunny after I creampie her.

I think they should've given her the same weekend timeslot as the others but I don't think it would affect her as much as people think. She just won't have a higher live viewer count which the only ones that would care are here. Subject matter is better than live viewer count in the long run. An example would be IRyS Redesign vs Gura's 3D Live. IRyS had a slightly bigger live viewer count than Gura's 3D Live but where they stand in views now: IRyS (578k after 2 months) vs Gura's (1.5m after 4 months). This is also shown to be true for her Ark and cat rage game streams. They hovered around 25~30k live viewers but they have accrued more views than even Moona's 3D showcase (796k after 4 months). I think it's clear her audience is more global so they can't really show up live when they want.

It doesn't' look like she has that high a viewership is because she hasn't played many blockbuster games when they launch like the others. Especially in recent months. For a girl who complains about not enough games to play, she sure is a narrow and selective in her selection. That's like starving and being a picky eater at the same time. I honestly think she should placate to the audience and just do the mainstream and meme stream every once in a while along with the games she wants to play. She can continue if she actually likes it or treat it as a one-off. She has a bad habit of making excuses not to play a game than playing them, along with all the games she could've finished but didn't for whatever reason which I think is above 20 or maybe close to 30 at this point. Gura needs to improve on this point.

>>43153643
You can get the E.Coli that are made for GMOs make those ones that glow in black light and do some art, Is really not that hard.

>>43158336
I'm pretty sure Gura would prefer you to just put your snot on there or something. What would that grow

I wish Gura could meet Nacho mama while she's in Japan.

>>43158406
Eww no, hate to say it but she's far more likely to introduce Gura to males than M*ri.

>>43153643
I will show her my progress on cloning her eggs.

>>43157755
Innocent plain white underwear uoh TuT

>>43158245
Anon, it's a 3D showcase, if there's any event where they should have it at a timeslot where her global audience in different time zones can catch live, it would be stuff like this. It's also a matter of fairness, her other gemmates get reasonable timeslots, it's just Gura that's getting screwed over.

>>43158478
why can't women just stay the fuck away from men, it's so fucking gross.

>>43158402
You get some normal and quite boring bacteria cultures.

>>43158402
I wonder what bacteria my ojisan goom would make. T u T

>>43158670
mine makes a weird smelling brown bacteria in my jocks when i'm lazy and goom in my underpants, especially inbetween the ballsack and thigh. Get's hello nutty in there. It's all Gura's fault.

>>43158608
That's not boring to me I don't know anything about them.

>>43158586
And why can't those men be me

>>43158478
I don't understand this post. She's not an idol, she's not really a friend, and it would be in a professional setting obviously. Its like freaking out about Gura meeting a married female cover employee.

>>43158888
>married
no it's not equivalent to that, you picked the worst example ever, retard.

>>43158866
exactly, everyman that is with a woman is cucking me, every moment of every day, and they're so gross and filthy, don't touch her you animals.

>>43158808
If it's just putting your snot is nothing really special , just some white dots and lines, but you can make crazy stuff with cultures, google Microbial art if you want to see some examples

>>43158888
Gura should never be subjected to meeting men in real life unless absolutely necessary

>>43158963
that's cool

>>43158969
there should be a 100 mile radius exclusion zone. I don't even want her breathing in their molecules.

>>43158953
Your fears still don't make sense either way.
>>43158969
Nacho is female.

anon should make a gura picture with clostridium botulinum and bacillus anthracis and yersinia pestis!!

Weird angle.

>>43158888
If the people here assume all men are like they are, then yeah it would be pretty terrifying letting Gura near them.

>>43159147
sorry but it's a fact that all men are rapists and all women are retarded whores, i mean this without irony

>>43159147
Its kind of sad, isn't it?

>>43159267
all sex is rape. But that just makes the sex even better.

>>43159361
Can't rape the willing.

>>43159282
she's a shoujo buying ramune.

Sometimes I think maybe I'm too cynical or have a warped view of reality, but then I see some of the people here

>>43159418
If they're dumb enough, it's statutory.

>>43159422

>>43159445
People like to one up each other here, so I think that's partially to blame.

>>43159445
Just remember that statistically, your most likely murderer or abuser is family. And Gura's family seems very very nice

>>43159610
Would

>>43159282
cute shark child

>>43159582
>statistically, your most likely murderer or abuser is family
that's not true retard and dont even bother linking the buzzfeed article or whatever reddit shithole you got that factoid from

>>43159418
she clearly wants to leave did you get that pasta from the gas station

>>43159918
you know who's trying to subversively deconstruct and destroy the concept of family. Gura inspires me to start a family so check mate.

>>43160017
trannys?