/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

cat sex

Pippa love~!

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

YES PIPPANTS
YES PIPPANTIES

ピッパ抱きします!

Hime wife
Hime life

PANKO MANKO

You are a gay boy if you don’t watch Pippa when she’s on Twitch.

Why is Lia like this?

I like Lia! Only Lia! Always Lia!
I miss Lia!!

Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Geeky!
Hag!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Potterhead!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!

Not white btw

I THINK PIPPA SUCKS

most of the reason I watch vtubbers now is to see chat and post with them

I MISS PIPPA

>>43156910
>damn I wish I could read

I love Shiina!

Lumi trust and lust!

thinking about Lia
thinking about liking Lia
thinking about licking Lia
thinking about shoving my nose close to Lia's butthole

>>43157013
kek

howdi

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Watch this star!

Remi lubububububu

what does it mean

>>43157013
rumao

>>43157180
>Pippa Collab
Nice! Gonna be fun!

>>43157180
>less cum post
no more horny posting bros...

Phase Friends Connect?

>>43157180
>henri tranny
>lia love cute
>virgin uruka

>>43157184
Lumi missclicking on the nude buttom midstream when?

>>43157180
>getting virgin uruka
dont mind if i do

>>43157180
>Lia Love
I do Love Lia mr word cloud, how did you know

>>43157180
>Phase connect
Wtf does that even mean? These things get dumber every thread

Have I told you guys recently about how much I love Hime?

good save lumi

I love Tenma' playthrough of Harry Potty

Stroopwafel is pronounced sdropevaffle?

[Lumi news]: she shares her stroopwaffels with her boyfriend

i want to read dianetics with Lia

>"I eat every sweet"

>>43157513
yeah me

>>43157180
>Whores screaming

>>43157513
Yeah, me.

>>43157486
It's Dutch, all Dutch words are funny

>>43157457
>>43157513
yeah me, I'm her brother btw

>>43157513
What the fuck is a stroopwaffle and why do I want to bully anyone that unironically orders it?

>>43157180
It means likers spam her name for wordcloud SEO

>>43157647
more so to do with /pcg/ manufacturing Lia drama as they do

I want to smash Rie's face in with a hammer.

>>43157623
they're good as fuck desu

I've been going full schizo the past couple of days over Remi. I love her so much but I know I'll never be with her so I have to stop this madness. It's getting too much for me. I don't want to date Remi, I want to date the short, socially awkward, frail, Malaysian girl that plays Remi. I want to cook for her and protect her and make her happy and I never will. Fucking fuck. I'm losing my fucking mind. I've made an appointment with my doctor to go back on antidepressants next week, but they can take up to a month to do anything. I might need to go dark on vtubers for awhile and stop watching them, or at least the ones in the corposphere. Fuck FUCK FUCK why did I do this to myself. FUCK

GET PREGNANT!!

I want to hug the Pippa.

Lumi already mentioned salad. How long until she talks about how pretty she is and how many people want to fuck her?

is this leaflit person a "female"

>>43157859
Bro go find yourself a 1view to groom there's tons of them.

>>43157892
Come to Scotland then.
Maybe in the summer, it's too cold now, you'll moan.

>>43157944
https://files.catbox.moe/vhyyfc.mp3

>>43157859
You aren't going to be the winner with that attitude

>>43157935
She just now mentioned pizza. Does that mean she's simultaneously a fat cow as well as thin and pretty? Ya be grasping at straws anon.

>>43157944
Yes, she's just a lolibaba hag

>>43157944
Actual biological female and lives with her mother who also streams with her.

>>43157859
Shiina has done the same thing to me. I keep getting closer to locking myself away and just cumming to her daki and asmr

>>43157987
yeeeesh

>>43157944
This gets brought up every single fucking time. Yes, she's a she. There was a full dox before you even came to 4chan,.

>>43157935
I love my beautiful narcissistic oshi!

>>43157944
nobody is female it's all a psyop

i just want to marry rie, fuck her and make her happy

>>43158012
Those are the things she regularly talks about.

I'm feeling menhera so I'm going to draw Lia chained up in a cold basement

Marry Lumi and domestically abuse her every day!

>>43158217
>soulmate anon went down a dark path

>>43158197
kino

is lumi just talking to chat instead of her collab partners

>>43158360
Mostly.

>>43158217
Lumi is the type of girl who would get extremely attached to an abuser, wear long sleeved turtlenecks to hide the bruises, and willingly lie to the nurses at the hospital after you beat the shit out of her and give her a black eye

>>43158360
Her collab partners made her thirdwheel so she's defaulting to Host mode.

>>43158360
Yes, she very much has been all stream
I sure hope neither of these are the invader

>>43158403
perfect wife material

>>43157647
gonna cry?

>>43158444
Leaflit is great tho

>>43158484
If people could see what he actually looks like he would have zero viewers. Kinda crazy to think about

>>43158360
She's balancing both what do you mean?

What DOES Phase Connect mean anyway?

>>43158594
shes talking to them now but for a bit there it was just talking to chat for like 5 minutes straight lol

>>43158547
Is Leafit some hideous goblin?

>>43158547
Retarded faggot.

>>43158360
Unclear, I hope she is muting herself to talk to us and then unmuting again otherwise RUDE

>>43158403
And when you get back home she begs you to punish her for wasting your time at the hospital taking care of this worthless slut. She's so forward you almost begin to think she wanted this the whole time. Did you really groom Lumi? Or did Lumi groom you? The thought quickly disappears as you slap her down, rip her skirt off, and violently rape the shit out of her.

>>43158631
(Phase) Connect with your oshi vaginally.

>>43158631
It means I am in my penis your anus connect phase.

>>43158547
Caring about the appearance of a vtuber is pretty retarded. Why not just watch flesh streamers if that's what you care about?

>>43156777
>doing a collab with mold rabbit
>done collabs with others in Phase before
>still not added to Phase Friends
Gonna enjoy the salt when she's confirmed for Invaders and you're forced to add her finally.

>>43158484
And Lumi is making a terrible impression if they're going to be genmates

Lumi.... you're being cringe

>>43158786
>Invader
>Phase Friend
Your brain is just flat-out broken.

>>43158777
True, except for Lia and her delicious mystery meat butthole that I am repulsed by since I am gay.

>>43158677
Consensual rape the looms...

>>43158631
Quite literally: Connection with girls from Phase world

>>43158830
literally me frfr

>>43158444
I doubt it's Leaflit, she has her own brand already

>>43158669
ever heard of push to talk?

>>43158631
They're trying to create entirely new types of content for a global audience.

God I want to stalk Lumi for months until I eventually rape and marry her.

>>43158444

Whiskey is cool tho.

>>43158948
Fishman PLEASE.
You've got no other options at this point!

>>43158852
All buttholes are gross, gayboy

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

>>43158648
>sea
>tranny
>old
>fat
>ugly

>>43157180
>anon pippa collab baby
ALL ME

>>43159040
If he had no interest in Sleepy then he'll have no interest in the other Tarkovtuber.

>>43159142
He really needs to strike gold with Gen 3 / Invaders 2. He can't keep on getting mogged by idol corp and their hard advertising.

>>43158786
Are you finished shitting up /jidf/ now Kirschefag?

>>43159142
I don't care for Panko.

>>43159239
I don't go in the jewba thread, I'm just saying kirsche should be in Phase Friends, so should Nyaru. They do more for Phase than Maple and Haruna ever will.

>>43159040
We're having the fox trailer trash and we're going to LIKE it.

>>43159226
Idol Corp isn't solvent yet and will be in the red for a long, long time if they keep this strategy up. It's an unsustainable "business" model propped up entirely by Israeli assets that want an "in" in a relatively new industry. The way he competes with that is by continuing on as he's done.

As for gen3 or Invaders, the one single thing that Phase needs is someone to nolife streams even if it's something shit like league or apex. Fill the dead hour and become successful through pure hours put in kind of streamer.

[Lumi News]
Phase member Lumi will be collaborating with Phase tangential associate Filian this Friday
https://twitter.com/filianislost/status/1625990809211310080?s=21&t=X1y97rwD8yf5j6Cld4wPTg

>>43159534
Why didn't filian apply for Phase....

Is it because she is a vshojo orbiter?

>>43158852
Why are likers like this?

>>43159563
Retarded faggot.

>>43159563
she considered it when she was starting out but got cold feet. she has no reason to now

>>43159563
[Filian Fact]
Phase tangential associate Filian thought about applying to both phase connect and other agencies, but decided not to after finding success as an independent talent

>>43159090
>>43159572
Absolute fucking poofters.

>>43159563
She got big on her own and likes doing her own thing.

>>43159494
>the one single thing that Phase needs is someone to nolife streams even if it's something shit like league or apex. Fill the dead hour and become successful through pure hours put in kind of streamer.
This would be an asset for Phase. Someone like Kaela who is a barely verbal autist hag that streams 12 hours per day.

>>43159343
I don't have an issue with tangent fox in PC if it happens, but I just fear that she will instantly get clamped down by management and sanitise her bad. She does more spicy takes than Pippa ever will, yet has no issue getting sponsorships or collabs.

https://files.catbox.moe/5jxihr.mp4

>Lumi didnt get the squirt joke
its over

>>43159563
Why would you join a corpo when you’re already bigger than every single member as an indie?

invader begging has to the most pathetic shit ever

>>43159750
>couldn't get Yuko Yurei despite being a Pippa Friend
>couldn't get kyOresu (neither could holo or niji to be fair)
>couldn't get the Tsunderia girls even after they left
>getting mogged by IDOL CORP's hard advertising and will soon be seen as the top performing small indie over phase connect
fishman needs to do something to stay on top

>>43159696
The only indie more risky than Kirsche is Miia. That bitch is going to get banned.

>>43159673
>>43159494
That was Remi before fish's mixture of concernposting and slot backseating + constant illness killed it.

>>43159839
Just tell Pippa to do more tangent streams and she'll be a 5view by the end of the year

>>43159867
Miia said she didn't apply because apparently she wouldn't get away with the recent needle stuff she was doing....yet that's nothing compared to Pippa or Lia shit.

>>43159696
You know, her model isn't actually THAT bad. I think the one thing that actually ruins it is the mouth with those fat red lips. A relatively small thing to fix.

>>43159913
Different kinds of edgy.

>>43159934
stockholm'ed

Lumi sounds like such a sheltered princess when collabing with others.

>>43159839
The Tsunderia girls are contractually obligated to stay indie for 6 months from the time Tsunderia collapsed or else they lose their models.

>>43159913
Miia is the hey wouldn't it be funny if I got banned kind of risky.

>>43160043
yeah mine

Would you drink Pippa's piss like it was water?

>>43159879
It was the illness most of all - that first month was entirely unsustainable and wrecked her health, she had multiple week breaks trying to recover
The thing about Kaela is that she suffers seemingly no ill physical effects from her lifestyle (only mental ones)

>>43160074
Only if I can get it directly from the source

>>43159839
allow pippa to do politics, she will be the most controversial and well known vtubber in 3 months

>>43160043
cute image

>>43159343
But I already like the better Yuki Onna.

>>43160100
kaela is some sort of rare asiatic robot hybrid, nobody will find another like her

>>43159839
Why do people act like Kyoresu is such a big deal? The only thing she’s ever done is cover meme songs in a loli voice.

>>43160074
No but I'd drink Lia's.

>>43160074
yes i would drink the mountain dew flavored pipiss. And ask for more

>>43160100
Kaelas manager has to beg her to sleep its the funniest shit.

>>43160048
Yeah as soon as Lisa said about there being conditions for six months it was kinda obvious that was one of the rules, they knew what would happen without it.

Will be interesting to see if she ends up in PC along with Purin after those six months are up, at least they'd be looked after better than in tsunderia. Amiya is staying indie though, she's really been hitting up emulators recently and wants to do Sonic ROM hacks soon.

>>43160186
They think she's the next Gura because of it

>>43160043
she is
a christian girl turned looks obsessed stacy, hooking up with her is probably borderline impossible even if you knew her irl

>>43158040
Oyakodon

https://twitter.com/UnsafePippart/status/1626034731727876096

As finished as it will be.

>>43159934
I like the one with the Gadsden flag shirt and the thong sticking out of her jean shorts. Makes me act up

>>43160335

>>43160335
Good shit.

>>43160335
Probably the first animated Pippa r34. Good work.

>>43157987
I will never understand why this always gives me an erection.

>>43160284
>stacy
repeating this over and over again won't make it true

>>43159750
178% of all phasebegging posts is made by people who don't watch phase

>>43160488
It's her aggressiveness and slight ESL.

>>43157944
asian girl

>>43160488
You're imagining your mother shouting that at you right as you fucked the cum outta a dubiously aged crossdresser

>>43160620
10000% this. The way she grasps for insults is just somehow so cute. Gap moe incarnate.
>>43160699
Anon...

>>43160335
Thank you for doing your part in speeding up the degradation and weimarization of the west.

PIPPERS SOON

https://www.twitch.tv/pipkinpippa
https://www.twitch.tv/Kirsche
pippa and kirsche are on twitch tonight watching milf manor

>>43160758

>>43157180
>Live Tenma piss

>>43160616
stacy is a state of mind, a lumi personalizes it

>>43160335
I've always wanted this. Even considered making or commissioning it myself but I've always had the sneaking suspicion that Pippa really wouldn't like it's existence.

>>43160758
Lewding Pippa is every capippalists duty

>>43161004
Full version of that pls.

any pippa stream?

>>43160987
The way I see it, it doesn't effect her, so if her fans enjoy it she should just look the other way.

>>43161087
It’s on Twitch tonight.

>>43161087
She already streamed, sorry. You missed it.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Does anyone have the vocaroo of the femanon telling the fake suicide Liker not to kill himself?

>>43160245
Is Fish really not allowing emulators anymore.... pokeslurs ending when...

>>43160488
>>43160620
Its various things. It is the cute and soft bait/mockery from the start and the whiplash from the aggro part of the audio. It is how she ends "tits" on a weird tone, as if something should have followed immediately. It also reaches for insults using the same set of words to buy time and/or enhance the insult ("you fucking"). The cherry of this audio pie would be the urgency conveyed at the end for anon to remember his tranny fueled faggotry.

>Late
Pippa trust status?

>>43160335

>>43161214
anon, that's a weird thing to jerk off to

https://www.twitch.tv/pipkinpippa
Pippa is live

>>43161259
Amiya made it clear she had offers from various companies and rejected them all because she just wants to manage herself.

Maybe one day PC will finally get a retro chuuba.........maybe Woozie might come along some day since MyHoloTV has a bad track record of keeping talent.

>>43161291
She’s only mostly dead.

>>43161358
I was getting scared there for a second

>baiting poor men with their voices
are they fucking sirens

>>43161320
I think it will be funny to me like the tranny lover screaming one. Can’t promise I won’t whack though.

just tuned into the lumi stream, has she managed to get out once?

>>43160879
>could barely talk to two fat chicks in a collab
>only feels comfortable around ESLs and other spergs
>Stacy
you've made the (already stupid) term into another meaningless way to say "I like her"

>>43161446

>>43161446
yep
>>43161458
she is the sex appeal of the team

>>43161458
Once so far

>>43161446

>>43161524
GET PREGNANT

>Pippa has yet to add PippaSquib to her twitch

Why the fuck are you niggers so stupid?! Why are you ruining the game???

>>43160879
>>43161475
>>43160616
>>43160284
It doesn't help that nobody seems to be capable of agreeing whether it's a bad or a good thing.

Pippa's audience

what are we watching along?

>>43161770
wine mom tv

WHAT THE FUCK KIRSCHE LOOKS TERRIFYING
All is right in the world.

>>43161770
milf manor

>>43161758
where'd you get that
>28 hues
grim

If Pippa is willing to stream copyrighted stuff on twitch, she should stream Kung Pow.

Listened to Shiina's in bed maid ASMR 3 times, help me

>>43160335
Now we just need one of these for Pippa, Easter-edition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDBmMPCuF7c

Just a TINY bit racist.

>>43160767
pippa needs alternative fancy costumes

>>43161758
>5 Austrians
AMSler sind aber auch wirklich das letzte.

>>43161800

Put the bag over kirsche's head and set her to png mode.

>>43161792
>>43161808
YAB

>>43161813
Scroll down on Pippa's stream

>>43161873
NO CHIPMUNKS IN THE KIRSCHE HOUSEHOLD

>>43161858
Catbox?

holy yab

>>43161259
Yeah, he's disallowing emulators now.
Ignore the Tenma stream from literally yesterday

>>43161758
potato nibber here

>>43161974
>Yeah, he's disallowing emulators now.
Where is the proof?

>>43161758
>>43161813
>hueland is actually Pippa's third biggest audience
I'm honestly surprised.
a huetuber is showing up in phase 3 right

now Selen is doing pippa-style react stream hahahaha she's so asshurt about getting beaten

>>43162023
>spoiler
I certainly hope not.

So does pippa browse /pol/ every day or what

They're putting chemicals in the Lia to turn the Likers gay

[Pippa News]
Aliens are a government psyop

Pippa's chat is more wild on twitch. Is it because they don't care if they get banned?

Pippa says trust the plan

>the (((banks)))
That's it, stream over

Kirsche wakes up and just chooses redpill mode

>>43158848
>forced to add her (to the OP) finally
Don't be retarded while calling other people braindead.

>>43162135
pretty much. I don't give a shit if twitch bans me, but id rather not be banned on YT

>>43162099
>Hime attracting the Mexicans
>Pippa attracting the Brazilians
It's over anon. You have to accept Fase Conecto.

>>43162183
Retarded faggot.

>>43162135
Yeah unlike youtube which will lock your email, your photos, and google drive just for thinking you reply in chat like a bot, a twitch ban means nothing.

Great collab so far

>>43162154
Pippa is 100% correct about payment processors and banks enforcing morality on the entire internet.
If the 3 major payment processors refuse to service you, its over for any internet based payments, you're fucked.

Sea bros I prefer you over spics so please step up your game.

>>43162135
Something like that. The Merryweather collab chat was fun.

>Milf Manor, Cunny Castle
lmao who wrote that

>>43162238
>>43162191
>>43162135
Just yesterday she said that she DOES care about Twitch bans because they ban you from appearing on another Twitcher's streams. The difference is more simply that Twitch doesn't have a janny AI.

>>43162272
It was.

ive decided i cannot watch any more trash tv, good luck to you all

>>43162122
They are.

Does /hag/ know about this?

>>43162328
He's talking about chat

Wtf are these streamers women or something?

>what if one of them ends up wanting to date their son
>that would be hot
Pippa's incest fetish going strong

why those women look so old?
they look late 50ties not 40ties, its its just decades of drinking wine and sitting in the sun?

Little sister Pippa, big sister Kirsche...

As much as I love the Pippa/Kirche combo, I don't think I can watch more than 5 seconds of this show without becoming violently ill

>>43162450
>white women

I love kirsche so fucking much, I wish she streamed on youtube and didn't just play mmo's.

>>43162382
Oh mb I suck cocks

>>43159839
>small indie
>all that other retarded shit
Idol-anon, please shill your company in a less obnoxious way.

>why is her name Basedoung if she's a MILF
You can't make fun on the gook's name...

>>43162431

>>43162508
>basedoung

>>43162508
>Basedoung
This goddamn s.oy filter kek

PIPPA STOP

>>43162450
>its just decades of drinking wine and sitting in the sun?
Pretty much.

>>43162508
Is this you?

>>43162300
Lia said Cunny Castle

>>43162508
>Basedoung
My fucking sides

>>43162300
>bunch of middle-aged men locked in a chateax with their teenaged daughters
yeah I can see that getting pulled from air the moment after the trailer drops

>>43162597
No, I didn't say gook there.

Ponyplay is patrician fetish

>>43162508
kek

>>43162450
tanning is so bad for your skin its unbelievable. wear sunscreen

>>43162004
Reading comprehension

>>43162450
Poor nutrition.
Poor sleep.
Tanning.
Over 'work'.
Makeup that doesn't include skincare at all most of the time.
Etc.

>>43162508
>Basedoung

>they see which gay man is the best puppy
The average Hime fan.

>>43162709
Yeah me

>>43162709
Cope liker

>>43162693
>>43162508
Basedoung? Basedoung what?

>>43162170
She’s so fucking rizzed up I could kiss her

>>43162600
Did she come up with it herself?

>latinx woman on screen
>she looks like a housekeeper

>Black girl looks like a slave
Kirsche my oshi...

I hope kirsche gets banned on twitch so I can watch her stream on youtube.

>>43162810
>rizzed
Stop manufacturing fake words.

>>43162818
I'd go back and check but Discovery copyright struck it

>>43162804
I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?

>>43162879
They thought her Cunny Castle idea was too good huh

>>43162874
She’s the Rizzard of Oz man

>I like the hooked-nose Jew the least
Wow, Pips.

The Korean woman is the least undesirable one.

This Lumi collab is making me hate e-girls again

>this is what gets /hag/fags erect
Eh?! Uwah...

>>43162959
like many other tastes, some things are better left 2D

that guy with the beard is going to strike out HARD.

Kirsche and Pippa are so fucking based together

>Go to Pippa's stream
>They're watching some sort of Housewives TV
>Close window
God, I can't even watch it "ironically". Do pippophiles really love Pippa content enough to sit through multiple hours of this crap?

>>43163054
They should kiss on the lips

>>43162959
Please go back to /uoh/ or wherever the fuck shion is relevant.
Hags are christmas cake women to 35 year old looking women.
after them are grannies.

>>43163077
You have the worst taste

>>43163077
>do people love their oshi

PAINTED NAILFAGS BTFO

chances of this biting pippa in the ass later for bodyshaming?

>>43163077
Yes. There is nothing more comfy then watching trashy tv with your waifu and her crass friend.

>>43161214 (me)
>Vomit now
>There’s gonna be another fuckin’ vtubers
It’s kinda funny. But she was sweet.

>>43163077
Who's your favorite Phase Connect Talent?

>>43162958

Jumped out for the Pippa/Kirsche collab. How are they doing? Has Lumi killed something yet?

>>43163183
Thrillseeker btfo

>>43163174
I like my favorite vtuber, but not enough to watch paint dry for ten hours. Or to watch some normie dating show with skeletor women.

>>43163196
I forgot… https://vocaroo.com/16GqcMto3iKf

>>43163077
>>43163234
>not understanding hatewatching trashy tv with your oshi
ngmi

I HATE not being able to rewind/pause the stream. Twitch fucking sucks.

>>43163209
They're doing fine, mostly. Lumi still sucks.

>>43163077
Yes.

>>43163077
Kirsche is twice as entertaining as literally any phase talent. You're just weak.
>>43163206
seconded

I hate these fag zoomers.

I want to die.

>>43163190
Absolutely not, kek.

>>43163237
Is that ame

>>43163312
Hatewatching trashy TV is still watching trashy TV.

These guys look like they were raised by single moms

He looks like the Twilight guy back when he was still the Twilight guy and not Batman.

>10/10 boy toy in 2023

>>43163414
These shows are designed for trashy people to watch and feel superior.

>>43162959
reminder that real life hags do not look like picrel, they are wrinkly and infertile, this is a Japanese perversion of real life

>>43163368
You and me both (we’re talking about Likers right?)

>>43163437
>that man is gay
kek true

>>43162959
These trashy women are in their 50s-60s, so no.

Some of these women are as old as my mom but the guys are like 15 years my junior. What the fuck.
No wonder so many of them are gay.

>>43163414
There's a difference between watching it alone, and watching a vtuber watching it for comedic purposes.

Never forgive. Never forget.

>>43163437
How did you get that screenshot? You can't rewind on twitch right? Did you just snap that immediately

Pippa is autistic based but Kirsche is BASED based

>>43163547
bell lives matter

Taking Lumi out for a walk...

>Then he died of covid
KEK

>>43162879
https://gofile.io/d/7PrFhJ

>>43163414
is watching mst3k the same as watching the low budget movies they watch in the show? because that's similar to what pippa does when she streams movies on twitch

>”she’s got a bit of yellow fever”
HAH

>>43163545
Printscreen -> paste in Paint.

>>43163547

F

Aren't these women looking at the whole lineup before they put the blindfold on? What's the point of this event?

Okay FINE Kirsche is pretty funny as a wacky guest in small doses, thats her role. Shes like that hilarious side character in the anime that appears in some episodes.

>>43163770
Cope she's more charismatic than pippa and you know it.

>>43163545
Check the videos tab. If the streamer doesn't have it disabled you can watch the VOD while the stream is still live.

>>43163770
she's like the Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad

>”maybe this isn’t the family I want to procreate with”
SHE WANTS TO BREED I VOLUNTEER

>>43163740

>>43163760
Degeneracy.

>>43163796
Kirsche is absolutely more unfiltered which is great, but Pippa's cuter. Pippa's cute/based ratio is better than Kirsche.

>>43163833
You need to
-Have nice forearms & broad back
-Know how to operate a smoker EFFECTIVELY (this is non-negotiable)
-Need to be funny
-Need to be not-stupid

If you don't look hot working the grill shirtless you're right out.

Tonight's theme: Weimar Germany

considering pippa is also 5'10" it stands to reason that she would prefer a husband that's at least 6' tall. you are taller than pippa, right?

>>43163926
Not to brag about myself or anything but I got those bases covered
I’m ready to breed the fox

>>43163922
Pippa's nature makes the idea of living with her seem impossible so it's impossible to GFE her in even an abstract coffeeshop in your head kind of way.

>>43163545
You can watch Twitch in mpv, which will allow you to rewind to the point you started watching it from (and also easily take screenshots)

>>43163942
>Weimar Germany
any failed artist here?

>>43163396
Ame? like Ame Hololive?

>>43163980
This is one of the funniest recurring shitposts all things considered.

>>43164021
holy shit I thought mpv was a meme. Didn't know it could do that.

This show is absolute filth, its depraved. Society is at a new low.

>>43164085
I watched ancient aliens with my ex gf once and it was a similar experience, it’s fuuuunnnn to laugh at idiots

>>43164062
She has said in old streams that she was tall.

>>43164042
Pipkun please save us

kirsche you can't SAY that

>>43164085
We aren't even touching the horrific degeneracy a cyberpunk society will bring.

>>43163922
>but Pippa's cuter
and not even just a little bit. Pippa is unquestionably cuter. Kirsche is too crass.

This is fucking horrendous

>>43163922
This is true.
I'd watch Kirsche a shit load more, but she has too much milf energy and her 3D filters me.

>>43163922
kirsche is also fat and pippa is a sticc so that's another key area that pippa is superior

>>43164085
If that show is the lowest your society goes you don't have much to complain about, anon.

>>43163980
I will make pippa my giantess wife

Where's LTG when you need him?

>>43164149
I think you mean burgerpunk

>>43164171
I've got the volume low enough that I can't hear the show enough to understand but can hear Pippa and Kirche. It's the only way to make it tolerable

FEETBRO STATUS?????

>>43164020
>Pippa's nature makes the idea of living with her seem impossible
Not for me.

>>43164136
She also said she was ok with short guys and knowing what we know, it's true.

>salad mention
>lunchables mention
ok Lumi, your next lines are "I have a quirky fashion sense" and "everyone I meet immediately wants to have sex with me". Fill out the rest of my bingo card

>>43164062
she is confirmed 5'9" actually. as if it wasn't already obvious she was tall looking at her feet pics, which aren't exactly small woman feet

Pippa x Kirsche is literally your GF and her best friend experience.

I'm enjoying Pippa getting traumatized every other minute.

If Kirsche ends up becoming an invader then holy fuck please give her a new model the bitch is UGLY

>>43164251
I see we had the same idea.

>>43164296
her design is pure sex imo

Kirsche want to lick pippa in the summer sun

>>43164203
is this vid from a Burger King ad?

>>43164285
>>43164136
>still can never produce a single timestamp

>>43164347
Who doesn't?

>>43164296
Why do you think she hasn't bother updating her own model?

>>43164296
The bouncy 3D abomination grows on you.

>is this what people do

>>43164278
hatewatcher anon...

>>43164278
what us Lumi's fashion sense? I haven't watched enough of her to have heard her talk about it

>>43159534
well if it’s both Filian and Lumi in one stream I may as well masturbate while I watch it. damn sex kittens, I’ll mating press both of you

>Pippa watches reality tv

CUM GUTTERS

I have an adonis line.

its so over

I thought Rick and Morty invented that.

>>43157618
Didn’t realize you were me, I love giving my sister’s tits a nice thick incestuous load while she’s busy streaming

My chest is extremely hairy so I literally cannot cum on my own chest, otherwise I'd need a shower.

Okay, who does tummy cummies here?
That's too much cleanup for me personally.

kirsche is so filthy I bet she eats man ass

>>43164424
>damn sex kittens, I’ll mating press both of you
this is an immensely brown person post

Kirsche marry me.

>>43164338
She looks like an anime woman I’d actually want to fuck. People say the lips are weird but in context they’re hhhhehhhehbgbhdhdnrrr