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>> No.43126388
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>> No.43126389

POKOBEE, YOU FAT FUCK

>> No.43126398
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I love Koyori!

>> No.43126401
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nice

>> No.43126437
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>> No.43126447
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Miko vs Gozaru!

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>>43126398
>>43126401
Fat fuck hate! Go make your own thread!

>> No.43126475

>>43126401
Pokobased

>> No.43126479
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>> No.43126541
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>> No.43126593
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>43126221
Thread died before I replied but it can't be. She is the most overworked member already, being the XO, so she can't do lab work as well.
Though I appreciate You for saying my oshi is smart. Not smart enough to know that wingless hairs are a bad idea

>> No.43126682
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:)

>> No.43126740

>>43126450
It lasted a day and it's being punished every other day since

>> No.43126785

>>43126740
This isn’t /pokobee/?

>> No.43126909

>>43126785
As the official bumper for /holoX/ and /mayo/ You get a pass, fat fuck.
Though how many breads do you need? Isn't two enough?

>> No.43127000
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*rapes you*

>> No.43127032

Chloe rooting for Gozaru was teetee~

>> No.43127060

>>43127000
My hands don't look like that, so it's not me thank God

>> No.43127126

Koyori + sneeze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo727MAdBsg&t=5487s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dHsH_rX2Cw&t=16026s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_96VfkdKLs&t=3099s

>> No.43127327

Konkoyo vs viewer time

>> No.43127415

>>43126367
Who's the guy between Ganmo and Pokobee?

>> No.43127494

>>43127415
me

>> No.43127503

>>43127415
A hidden character.

>> No.43127504
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>>43126367
Sometimes I wonder if I like the mascots more than I like the actual gen.

>> No.43127564

>>43127504
Now THAT'S a stretch!

>> No.43127611

Konkoyo is bullying the viewer...

>> No.43127749
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>>43126909
The punishments for letting a thread die before it hits the bump limit have been defined: /mayo/ goes back to /holox/ and /holox/ gets to enjoy /pokobee/. Their threads are forbidden until they receive a reprieve then. So better keep your threads bumped.

>> No.43128038

>>43127749
>enjoy /pokobee/
>/pokobee/ always dies
Pokobee is the hero /holoX/ and /mayo/ need but not the one they deserve

>> No.43128536
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>Rewatching Holosummer
she's so cute

>> No.43128588

https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1625863389670178816
>notes
NEEEEEEEEERD
cute

>> No.43128721

>>43128588
Koyori has probably the cleanest and cutest handwriting in HoloX. Also congrats Joshu-kuns, I'm happy for your oshi!

>> No.43128795

>>43128038
Once /holox/ is forbidden because anons have been weak, /pokobee/ will prevail

>> No.43128935
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Gozaru cute!

>> No.43129180

>>43128536
>>43128935
These two are some of the handful of holos that I actually like with the idol swimsuits. I hope to god we see unique swimsuits in the future again.

>> No.43129288

https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1625866132422012928
>Konkoyo might be streaming later

>> No.43129320

>>43129180
Isn't the all thing even with HoloFes costumes to not having unique designs?
Also for me these ones are a lot better that bikinis, as they reveal a lot more on the girly side

>> No.43129608

>>43129320
As per with a group uniform, yeah. I just miss the old swimsuits because of the individuality.

>> No.43129896

>>43129320
Honestly, that's the reason why I personally hate idol outfits. They're entirely too similar (intentional, I know) and drain almost all personality from the talents. I love the talents for who they are. The only reason I'm happy HoloX got them is because I know how much they wanted them and how much it made them happy.

>> No.43130058

>>43129896
Same. But if it's used for concerts and for everything else we get new outfits every once in a while I'll be ok with it. The second that even during streams they start wearing them it'll be a problem

>> No.43130098

>>43129896
If you think old idol outfits were bland, don't look at the new ones. It's incredible they somehow managed to make it worse.

>> No.43130180

>>43130098
They could of been fine, the static colors for the shorts/skirts and the ribbons is what really irks me.

>> No.43130339

>>43130180
That's what completely kills it for me. With old outfit we had color highlights and unique socks i.e. they are actually tailored to each holo. Now not only it looks the same for everyone, it just doesn't mesh with talent's own colors and looks ugly.

>> No.43130610

>>43130339
>inb4 Oh my God you defend Cover for shitty outfits
To be fair there are a lot more talents now so if you want to keep every outfit pretty similar because group ideals and at the same time give individuality and cater to every talents color scheme the task starts to become daunting

>> No.43130798

>>43130610
Except they already do it, they just made a retarded decision to keep most of the outfit blue instead of recoloring it as well.

>> No.43131025

>>43130798
>keep most of the outfit blue instead of recoloring it as well.
In group shots though it'll look pretty bad though, like while having everyone on stage.
Probably the easiest way to do it is give everyone little accessories that can be noticed once the camera zooms on them but still look good in group shots, instead of clashing with eachothers

>> No.43131127

i just want to say i love the new idol outfits!
the little hat is really cute!

>> No.43131583

>>43131025
>little accessories that can be noticed once the camera zooms on them
That part is already a thing.

>> No.43131727

>>43131127
>the little hat is really cute!
I would've liked if Laplus got one stuck on her horn, like Polka's regular hat covering one ear. Would've been funny at least
>>43131583
I'm not saying that it's not a thing, I'm saying that it's a good move do do it because it adds individuality without being too much in your face

>> No.43132665
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>fast catalog today
>Pokobee working overtime

>> No.43132932
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bakamata...

>> No.43133099
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I missed the Pokemon stream, I know Koyo won but can someone give me the standings of everyone else?

>> No.43133619

>>43133099
polka beat ayame, okayu beat rui and polka and sora, noel beat miko, koyo beat kuro, eroha, noel and okayu

>> No.43133849

>>43133619
Thank You anon! Hope it was fun!

>> No.43133938

>>43133849
it was! koyo won with the power of money!

>> No.43134042
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>>43133938
>power of money!
Rigged?! Sly Koyote

>> No.43134445

>>43134042
the brains of holox merely figured out the best way to win

>> No.43134568

>>43134445
No, I don't get what money has to do with it. Is that a move?

>> No.43134764
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KOYOYO~!

>> No.43134799

>>43133619
>noel beat miko
incredible

>> No.43134892

>>43134568
I assume he meant that one coin pokemon that requires ungodly grinding to evolve. Haven't watched the stream, so just speculating.

>> No.43134960

>>43134892
gholdengho is a cheap bastard. hate his ability

>> No.43135013

>>43134892
>that one coin pokemon
Is that even a thing? I know the cat one with a coin on his head but there's a coin Pokemon?

>> No.43135095

>>43134445
By hours of Pokemon slavery and experimentation, Mewtwo would be pissed.

>> No.43135120 [SPOILER] 
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>>43135013
this thing

>> No.43135163
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>>43134960
found the poorfriend
>>43134568
koyo made it rain
>>43135120
yooo its yagoo

>> No.43135304
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alls well that ends with koyo

>> No.43135345

>>43135120
Ok, strange one but I thought a lot worse
>>43135163
>koyo made it rain
>>43135095 all this is too complicated for my brain

>> No.43135361

>>43135304
/mayo/ ended with Koyo. NOT WITH THE STINKY ORCA!

>> No.43135442

>>43135345
next game doesn't come out till summer you have time to get up to speed for the next holoxgamers tournament

>> No.43135993

>>43135442
>next game doesn't come out till summer
By summer I'll learn and remember all the new Pokemon I've missed

>> No.43136006

>>43135013
theres a mimic pokemon (threasure chest ghost) that evolves if you get 1000 of its special coins only it drops
the evolution is immune to all status effects and has good stats/a good type
koyo used make it rain which is a 120 base power move and which gets stab bonus (same type attack bonus) and it rekt the pon samurai and most everything else
koyo memed that it was the power of money and niconico chads were running wild with it
i imagine therell be art soon
the end

>> No.43136137

>>43136006
Oh! Finally some details! Thanks anons for helping and old fuck!
I understand most of it anyway

>> No.43136210

>>43136137
no worries!

>> No.43136783
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This guy couldn't decide who to follow

>> No.43136999

>>43136783
HoloX of course.

>> No.43137102
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I'm so fucking sick of Pokémon. They constantly spew out what is essentially the same game over and over. They have absolutely milked the game into a fucking skeleton and yet everyone keeps insisting on playing it. I don't want anymore HoloX Pokémon arcs. I don't want anymore Hololive Pokémon arcs. I just want the world to move on and for them to play good games.

>> No.43137123

>>43136999
Aren't those normal HoloXers?

>> No.43137462

How close do you think Lapu-chan is to returning?

>> No.43137595
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>>43137462
She needs to be back before HoloFes or the prophecy won't be fullfilled

>> No.43138514

>>43137102
I lost most of my passion towards the game, especially since they shutdown the Pokebank function. The new game high is always nice with the new toys and such, but the buzz has died down pretty quick for me these past two generations. I don't mind if the arcs aren't too long since the tournaments are fun.

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>>43137102
>I don't want anymore HoloX Pokémon arcs. I don't want anymore Hololive Pokémon arcs. I just want the world to move on and for them to play good games.
somehow i actually enjoyed this arc. agreed on some points made by the anons.

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>>43137462
>>43137595
I think she'll be back soon. She's been confirmed to be interacting with members in a very friendly, loving way. That's a sign her mental health is improving and shows she most likely still values being in Hololive.

>> No.43138871

>>43138814
>That's a sign her mental health is improving and shows she most likely still values being in Hololive.
that makes me happy to hear. thank god

>> No.43139171

>>43137462
Soon I think. Matsuri seemed to be alluding to a return

>> No.43139597

>>43138514
>especially since they shutdown the Pokebank function.
always hated that

>> No.43140229

>>43138814
>she most likely still values being in Hololive.
You can still value friendships outside of work but for the sake of Plusmates I won't delve too much into that. If she comes back I'll be happy for you guys! I hate thinking my favorite gen might be going to miss a member.

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>> No.43141520

So... I've been watching the VOD for The Closing Shift from Lui and I realised that her clicking tongue sound is the only thing that gave me ASMR chills down the spine. It feels pretty good.

>> No.43141604
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>>43141520
You should watch her superchat readings. She occasionally gives a tongue click in response to a superchat. It's always unexpected and feels so fucking good.

>> No.43141798

>>43141604
>She occasionally gives a tongue click in response to a superchat
Does it have some kind of meaning in Japan or is just an involontary thing?

>> No.43141820

Nice thread josh

>> No.43141857

>>43141798
I don't know it has any real sort of meaning. It's just something she does. Enough so that there's an emote for it, if I remember right.

>> No.43142057

>>43141857
She seems to be doing it while she's flattered or flirting, but maybe it's only the instances I've seen her do it or I missed some occasions because I wasn't paying attention

>> No.43142416

>>43141798
Lap has done it a few times too. In her context she does it when she is trying to ham up being "flirty" or are trying to be "cool" for comedic effect. I always perceived it to be a sardonic thing added to cheesy chat up librs

>> No.43142513

>>43141857
Ok, I looked it up a bit and all results come down to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdcHvVfVE1A&t=14s
Still cute as fuck and would definitely still love ASMR like that

>> No.43142539

>>43142513
She smiles and winks when doing it, so it's not annoyance.

>> No.43142631

>>43142539
I meant the actual meaning behind the gesture, not so much how she uses it

>> No.43143492

>>43142631
As >>43142416 says it's a flirty/silly thing

>> No.43143968

>>43143492
Most likely. I've heard it only in that context so it must be like that for them

>> No.43144067

>>43137102
It's ok according to Koyori
probably they reach the deadline pkmn games can be stream in Hololive
you will never see them again until next one

>> No.43144110

>>43144067
>until next one
That's what I feel pain over.

>> No.43144196

>>43144067
>deadline
>2 months break
>new pokemon game
>repeat
This time will be good

>> No.43144373

to be honest I stopped watching most of them when they are all on Shiny hunt
It was all fun when FBK did that back then since she actually made it interesting

>> No.43144632

>>43140229
>I hate thinking my favorite gen might be going to miss a member.
She missed Christmas, New Years and Valentine's Day. The chicken is beyond being cold now, it is rotten to the core and needs to be thrown away for good.
Minecraft Laplus is a better, loyal replacement anyway.

>> No.43144653

>>43144632
chicken...

>> No.43144671

>>43144373
>FBK did that back then
Only stream I saw was the Magikarp one

>> No.43145407

Dog and Orca having a bath
>>43144632
They're doing this >>43137595

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>>43145407
>Dog and Orca having a bath
If I attached an image it would be better

>> No.43145523

>>43144632
Woah Lapschizo, I think you got lost on the way to the /jp/ thread. How silly of you.

>> No.43145633

>>43145407
bakamata...

>> No.43145914

AHHH I WENT TO SLEEP AND WHEN I WOKE MAYO WAS DEAD...
whys board so fast today?

>> No.43146039

>>43145914
shahahark is back from break and 虹3時 is imploding

>> No.43146051

>>43145914
This >>43133136
I'm currently keeping 3 breads alive by myself sorry I couldn't save /mayo/ too

>> No.43146174

>>43146051
its okay shes not on and i was up all night watching pokemon, might be best to wait the storm out
>>43146039
don't forget wawa and calli sitting too close to the mic theres like 10 threads on that

>> No.43146327

>>43146174
>don't forget wawa and calli sitting too close to the mic theres like 10 threads on that
this board has too many retarded EN bait threads
>GURA SAID THIS
>GURA SHITTED
>GURA!
>GURA BUT IMAGE

>> No.43146378

>>43146174
>theres like 10 threads on that
Yeah. These guys lack object permanence so if the thread gets to page 2 it's like it never existed and they need to make a new one

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>>43146051
Just another day in the catalogue.

>> No.43147828

>>43147655
Today was pretty bad. It got slower now but still

>> No.43149000
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Reminder that Pokobee has been out slaying and he never once invited us, despite the fact we always invite him. For shame!

>> No.43149298

>>43149000
giwtwm

>> No.43149618

>>43149298
Right or left? I'm a bit confused

>> No.43151561
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Bad Mayoheads! Welcome back to /holox/. You have not been able to defend your thread against shit. So no bread for you! You can taste /holox/ mayonnaise now!

>> No.43151765
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>>43151561
She still seems happy about it

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>>43151765
Mayoheads are just like anon: Unreliable and especially negligent once you praise them. Now they can bump /holox/ to avoid /pokobee/ to take over everything

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>>43151561
Hello!

>> No.43152281
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>>43152162
No bread for you!

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>>43152134
/pokobee/ isn't taking over shit. Not on my watch.
Back in the soup!

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>>43152281
I don't need bread as long as I have mayonnaise.

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>>43152313
Fine. You know the conditions. No /mayo/, only /holox/ now. If you fail, you all go to /pokobee/!
>>43152410
Good, because you won't get /mayo/

>> No.43153403
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love my daughter

>> No.43155182

>>43152134
This picture disturbs me.

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WHERE IS MY MAYO

>> No.43156008

>>43155849
Go make it, faggot.

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>> No.43158811
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/mayo/ dead
/pokobee/ dead

>> No.43159355
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EVERYONE I LOVE IS DEAD...

>> No.43159670

>>43159355
the little joshu kun ghost... its our children in her manko... millions of them...

>> No.43159797

*Summoning the ghost of Pokobee*

>> No.43159903

*respawning with Pokobee*

>> No.43159970
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>>43127415
Me, kicking your ass

>> No.43160147

>>43159970
>that fucking file size

>> No.43161827
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*bumping holox while thinking about the good times with my mayo bros... tears welling in eyes... pain koyo...*

>> No.43162049

>>43161827
k..koyo would want us to be stron... oh god it hurts so much... i cant believe its koyover...

>> No.43162059

>>43161827
Can't believe the HoloX bumper has betrayed us

>> No.43163244
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Stay strong Joshu-kuns, we will make it through the deadly burger hours...

>> No.43163602
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Time to bring out the cake for 15 Feburary!!! Happy Birthday !

>> No.43163731
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>>43163602
YUM

>> No.43166014

>>43163244
my cute koyote wife!
>>43163602
my cute koyote cake!
>>43163731
my cute koyote runaway chikubi!

>> No.43166073
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>>43163244
But anon, so many joshukuns are burgers...

>> No.43166354

>>43166073
There is a more deadly hour now, the Silent EU Hours where no Joshu-kuns exists...

>> No.43166464
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Why not start a bump service?

>> No.43167812

>>43166073
would slide in and bump her...

>> No.43168401
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afrokoyo

>> No.43168723
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Joshu-kun are not as hard working as Koyori.

>> No.43168735

yoshi island LOVE

>> No.43168770

We need a duty system for bumping

>> No.43168979

>>43166073
Why and how is Koyori watching her own livestream?

>> No.43169512
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>>43168723
to be fair koyoyori can wear out 3 enhanced joshus
we never had a chance...

>> No.43169631

>>43168979
shes watching her koyav debut with me

>> No.43169671

>>43169512
>pic
I can't tell. Are they just playing around or is Watame trying to rape her?

>> No.43169814

>>43169671
Fubuki drugged Watame with Aphrodisac.

>> No.43169851

>>43169814
So... Rape?

>> No.43170224

>>43169851
is it rape if Koyo wants it?

>> No.43170279

>>43170224
Does it look like she does?

>> No.43170857

Has Iroha mentioned who is she collabing with today?

>> No.43172047
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>> No.43172408

>>43170279
She's a koyote against the most fragile of sheeps anon, she's just play resisting

>> No.43172605

>>43170857
Axel

>> No.43172687
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I'm in absolute fucking agony right now, /holoX/. I was beating my dick absolutely furiously to Wagahai because I had gone a couple days without masturbating due to life circumstances. I went so hard and cummed so violently, however, that I bruised the tip of my dick.

How do you cope with the pain of a bruised dick tip after beating your meat to your oshi?

>> No.43173036

>>43172687
By being past my horny teen phase and only fapping in moderation.

>> No.43173211

>>43173036
I'm usually fine on that front, but every once in a blue moon I injure myself. Also, I'm in my late 20s.

>> No.43173561

>>43169671
its a top secret holox operation to get sheep fluids using koyoyos special fluid receptacles
as you can see wagahai is surveying the operation herself
fubuki is next in line to be researched for the sake of studying the power of friendship
>>43172687
ohno!

>> No.43174519

>>43172687
I don't think I've injured my dick before, and I used to have quite the libido and too much free time when I was younger

>> No.43174853

>>43172687
You can kill yourself, that'd help

>> No.43175496
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I miss Koyori!

>> No.43176484

>>43175496
I don't shes on my bed right now

>> No.43177789

>>43176484
lying anon, look at the time. It's not bedtime

>> No.43179026
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>> No.43179207

Cute laugh
https://youtu.be/3Z8XJKaKB44?t=838

>> No.43179286
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>>43179207
Wasn't disappointed, cute laugh

>> No.43179652

Please support my koyote wife in her sponsorships: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sghp0z2vs5I

>> No.43179671

>>43179207
why such a big deal? it was a small tournament nobody really knew or prepared for.

>> No.43179851
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KOYOYO~!

>> No.43179884

>>43179207
NICE, they wont give Koyo anymore shill streams after this.

>> No.43180339
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MAYOYO!

>> No.43180388
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If only /mayo posters was this active on their thread.

>> No.43180459
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>>43180388
we are being punished...

>> No.43180592

>>43180388
Anon, you're missing a slash there.

>> No.43180617

why does chloe sound like porn

>> No.43180691
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>>43180592
Your body is missing a slash

>> No.43180736
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>>43180691

>> No.43180995
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Time for soap and bathwater!

>> No.43181080

>>43180388
>>43180459
Nobody likes to go back to /pokobee/ Joshu-kun

>> No.43181157
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>>43181080

>> No.43181301

>>43181080
Joshu-kuns saved you from exile in /pokobee/, angry anon. Be nice to them

>> No.43181569

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3UPVLx7Ls0
Orca is playing with her senpai
>>43181301
>angry anon. Be nice to them
I thought I was. The point was thanking them for covering when I was off. The angry one was the anon that called them lazy

>> No.43182490
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That person who flexed on Lui-nee in the game of Jenga?
Yeah, all me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-uMOUjiZRo

>> No.43182559

i will disliked Blue Koyori's stream if she gets another Loli form before Koyori

>> No.43182871

>>43182559
Koyori is a Pink Lamy you dumbass, ESL, Joshu-kun.
>>>/vt/mayo
Get the fuck outta here troublemaker !

>> No.43182965

sees boobs
likes stream

>> No.43183095

playing minecraft inside this timeslot shitshow...

>> No.43183247
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43183247

Has anyone seen Angry Joshu-kun recently?

>> No.43183561

>>43182490
Why would you post a pic of my daughter? Stop looking through my instagram!

>> No.43183780
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Iroha with Miko's wife/ Kanata's roommate soon

https://www.youtube.com/live/m26F1jp3tQQ?feature=share

>> No.43184398
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>>43183780
>Kanata's roommate soon
I know Haachama had DID but I didn't know it was this bad. Now she thinks she's Kanata too?

>> No.43184745
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Using her micopi on a friday morning stream...

>> No.43184974
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Good Koyo.

>> No.43185159

dang I didn't know Haachama considers Iroha to be her oneechan... That's hot

>> No.43185243
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Iroha!

>> No.43185482
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How long are we gonna run that /holoX/ divegrass name poll?

>> No.43185521

>>43185159
That's just the first step to enter the harem protag of HoloX. Give a few days and she'll be down bad!

>> No.43185628
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>>43185482
>>43023076
Post is still up and entries have being going up yesterday. It's up to ManeAnon to close it
https://poal.me/gtt7z7

>> No.43186038

Koyo Megaman tomorrow. Probably starting with the first one because of her special Koyo autism

>> No.43186124
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Haachama is so big she could bite Gozaru's head off without breaking a sweat.

>> No.43186173

IroHaato is surprisingly good. I look forward to more collabs.

>> No.43186236
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KOYOYO~!

>> No.43186351

>>43186124
Haachama could bite Gozaru's head off even if she's small

>> No.43186373

someone please play with Koyo

>> No.43186420

>>43186351
That's the raw Aussie power. It's an unfair fight!

>> No.43186433

>>43186373
Did Miko ditch her?

>> No.43186543

>>43186433
she was disowned a long time ago...

>> No.43187570

This is some insane anime bonding happening in the gozaru channel.

>> No.43188346
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MAYOYO!

>> No.43188985

Belly button bargain sale

>> No.43189156

All Koyo need is a good bow. Or four crossbows

>> No.43189934

rejecting miko...

>> No.43190427

>>43182871
CLICKED LINK DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE
NO MAYO NO PEACE

>> No.43190492

JOSHU-KUNS ARE REBELLING

>> No.43190672
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>>43185482
screenshotting results and closing it later today, figured letting it run for a day after valentine was fair in case people were off then we can work on art and positions
really happy with how it turned out, at a glance theres a good balance of everyone and lots of cute and funny/memorable stuff
heres the link if anyone wants to take a look/has yet to vote
https://poal.me/gtt7z7

>> No.43190747

>>43190684
>letting it run for a day after valentine was fair in case people were of
Funny. You seem to have forgotten what website you're on.

>> No.43190778
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>> No.43190851

>>43186373
i will play with koyo!

>> No.43190935
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>>43190851
>...i don't think thats minecraft joshu kun...!

>> No.43191023
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>please dont end in koyo!

>> No.43191215
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Joshu-kuns cheated on Koyori and let /mayo/ die. No excuses. They knew the rules and now they drink the /holox/ mayonnaise!

>> No.43191569
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43191569

Chloe 1 milion endurance
and announcement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AqzB06-HQI&ab_channel=Chloech.%E6%B2%99%E8%8A%B1%E5%8F%89%E3%82%AF%E3%83%AD%E3%83%B1-holoX-

>> No.43191602

>>43191569
costume doko...

>> No.43191671

>>43191602
Blame Laplus

>> No.43191687

>>43191569
I want to cuddle this dumb orca girl

>> No.43193249

>>43190684
Decent looking splits

>> No.43193440

>>43190684
Don't forget it takes time to make that stuff, you might want to check in.

>> No.43193884
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She never managed to get other JP members to play Portal, did she?

>> No.43194027

>>43193884
Who even has done Portal 2 multiplayer campaign? Do they even know it exists?

>> No.43194251

>>43194027
Only EN members as far as I know.

>> No.43194295

>>43193884
She is not that good at convincing and isn't a nagger by character so of course it would fail

>> No.43195057

>>43191569
>announcement
She's getting LINE stickers too? FUCK YEAH!

>> No.43195719
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>>43195057
We need LINE stickers for every HoloX member!

>> No.43197950
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>> No.43197996

>>43197950
>43197950
Wheregahai?

>> No.43198546
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Mayoheads, I'm not convinced yet that you wouldn't cheat again on Koyori and let /mayo/ die early again. Are you really ready to branch out again?

>> No.43198691

>>43197996
In my heart.

>> No.43199786

>>43195719
To be honest they're the most represented gen in official LINE stickers. Still I use pics already in messaging apps so it's not like I'm missing out

>> No.43200830

>>43198546
i think for mocopi
dunno why this place and mayo been dead the last couple days
en drama and valentines i guess

>> No.43201068

>>43200830
Yesterday it was crazy. After a bump you would refresh the page and /holoX/ was already on page 4

>> No.43201166
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>>43201068
yeah thats how we lost mayo, i posted the last post there and when i refreshed in a bit it was gone...

>> No.43201356
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>>43201166
Always end with Irokoyo.

>> No.43201535

>>43201166
>EN offcollab yabs
>Shark fans spamming general
>Niji graduation
>usual shitposting
Even burger hours were insane. I stayed up 2 extra hours just to no let /holoX/ die too

>> No.43201662

>>43201535
>EN offcollab yabs
Fuck, I need to do my reps.

>> No.43201763

>>43201662
>>43133204
>>43133383
Here, I saved You the trouble kek

>> No.43201772
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>>43201535
Poor Joshu-kun. Drink your mayo and I might allow a new thread later.

>> No.43201807

>>43201763
Jesus fucking Christ. I'm glad I swapped to JP from EN. HoloX doesn't have any kind of issues like this.

>> No.43201897

>>43201772
I'm not Joshu-kun but I'll take the mayo!
>>43201807
>I'm glad I swapped to JP
Better late than never

>> No.43202196

Hey, HoloX, did you lose your superchat virginity to your current oshi? If so, what was it like?

>> No.43202573
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>>43201535
based holox savior
>>43201807
yeah im happy jp has no drama, only real ens i watch is wawa and mostly the holotalk stuff, its great
>>43201535
a.. kitten...?

>> No.43202692

Thinking about getting into Koyori bros, what am I in for?

>> No.43202873

>>43202196
I lost my SC virginity to my former oshi, she thanked me and said "hello" in my own language. It felt pretty good not gonna lie (especially since I didn't expect it at all).
Now with my current oshi I stick to merch

>> No.43203255

>>43202692
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9KrWj6JpFBA
koyote kino

>> No.43203589
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>>43202692
>>43203419
/mayo/ is back so You'll probably get a better answer from them, also Angry Kazamatai is a threat

>> No.43203752
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>>43203589
Joshu-kun's punishment ended. I hope they learned their lesson. If you disappoint Koyori again, you won't get your thread back, mayoheads!

>> No.43203932

>>43201166
What's the age gap here? Can I still pretend it's oyakudon?

>> No.43204112

>>43203932
>Can I still pretend it's oyakudon?
Why would you?
>>43203752
>you won't get your thread back, mayoheads!
We both know that's a lie

>> No.43204819

>>43137102
>They constantly spew out what is essentially the same game over and over. They have absolutely milked the game into a fucking skeleton and yet everyone keeps insisting on playing it
you just described 99% of every triple A game in the last, what, decade? Or even further back

>> No.43204959

>>43204112
Why would I pretend it's oyakudon? Because it isn't? Is it?

>> No.43205046

>>43204819
>big business gets a succesfull IP
>big business stops taking unnecessary risks to have a stable growth and easy money
>consoomers buy regurgitated garbage and then complain
>the public doesn't understand that you can leave whenever you want
Good job guys! Very cool!

>> No.43205114

>>43204959
>it isn't
Yeah, leave it be. It's better this way then force it

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>>43159355
/mayo/... We'll miss you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI

>> No.43205374

>>43205114
But spats and pantyhose are like my two favorite though :(

>> No.43205693

>>43205374
Well, Koyo still has pantyhose though...
I thought what you meant but now I'm confused

>> No.43206783

>>43205693
*I understood

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>>43205231
we are back silly!
>>43203589

>> No.43207493

>>43206783
Don't worry about it

>> No.43209133

>>43204819
Anon, nothing is as blatant about this as Pokémon. The novelty of it wore off after Pokémon Blue. I have no fucking idea how people keep getting sucked into the same now mundane experience over and over. It needs to stop. Hololive needs to stop. The world needs to stop.

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KOYOYO~!

>> No.43211022
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I just saw our roster page on rigged was updated. Thanks a ton for your hard work, Coach! I'll never say another bad word about Koyori ever again. Then again, I don't think I ever have to begin with (apart from her being bad at video games).

>> No.43211214

>>43211022
This pic reminds me of the reverse call-in stream that Mio did a while back. Lui's sleepy voice is sooooo good!
Also I'm happy the team is coming along!

>> No.43211468

>>43207493
No, I want to understand what was the relation between age, oyakudon and spat/pantyhose. At first I thought it was something about hags and cakes but now I'm just confused...

>> No.43212981

>>43211468
Koyo (hag, pantyhose), Iroha (not a hag?, Has spats under her gi). Sex with me.

>> No.43213009 [SPOILER] 
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Burger hours?

>> No.43213113

>>43212981
Ah so I understood correctly! Well, Gozaru is a long way from becoming so yeah...

>> No.43214801
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Koyori brought the juice!!~~

>> No.43215763 [SPOILER] 
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I miss him...

>> No.43216065

>>43211022
no worries, its a group thing! we still have to do art and other things but so far things look great

>> No.43217604

>>43216065
>art
What do you mean by this? Do you mean making models and what not?

>> No.43218294

>>43217604
ill post more about it in a bit (not home), but we can submit (and should if we want them) gifs for the chat so we have something to spam if we score, and also we should have a reference art for every meme/player in case we cant get model autists to actually make pretty ones, but even then they need a reference anyway
also we need a team logo which i guess is just holox logo resized to the right size
ill copy paste the stuff in here when im home

>> No.43218345

actually ill put it in a pastebin and post that so i don't wall of text spam the thread

>> No.43218396

How autistic is Iroha? There is no way that she reaches 700k without overlapping Aki. Luckily its Aki, no one really cares about her.

>> No.43218426
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>>43218294
Clearly this has to be a gif for the chat. This screams "HYPE."

>> No.43218539

>>43218426
yeah! exactly this sort of thig!

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>>43218539
The good news is we have no shortage of them. This is technically a webm, but it's short enough to be converted to gif.

>> No.43218984

>>43218684
I like Koyo HAIHAIHAI dance

>> No.43219172

OH IMPORTANT THING ID FORGOTTEN
WE NEED TEAM COLORS:
2, home and away
better if they are unique

>> No.43219291

>>43219172
Black and purple for home team (Laplus scheme).
Pink and... whatever the other fuckin' color is that Koyori has for away team. I'd like to hear what other people think, though.

>> No.43219358

>>43219291
im down with white and pink and black and purple, those came to mind instantly too

>> No.43219948

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_4
took a look at the colors, nobody is using pink or anything like it, purple is sorta popular (mogu, wah, a couple others)

>> No.43220027

>>43219948
I swear to God. If we lose to FLaVR of all threads, I'm going to off myself.

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Koyo really is the only pastel pink holo. Neat.

>> No.43220123

>>43220086
Doesn't Lui-nee have the exact same hair color?

>> No.43220352

>>43220123
Maybe I'm blind or my tints are off but I thought lui was a redhead.

>> No.43220357

>>43219948
Kys Lapfag

>> No.43220411
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>>43220352
>red
A...Anon...

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>>43220352
blind chama its pink too it just looks darker due to her outfit color scheme
im down with purple and pink

>> No.43220579

>>43220487
>>43220411
Fuck me you are right. Guess I'm down with pink then. Thanks anons.

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AHH WE ARE OUT OF BUMPS
TIME TO END IN KOYO

>> No.43220862

>>43220806
Who?

>> No.43220909

>>43219948
I want to say black and white, but that's pretty boring.

>> No.43220963

>>43220909
>black and white
Why?

>> No.43221297

>>43220963
HoloXer colors

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>>43220862
hakui koyori the brains of holox!

>> No.43222349

>>43220357
*kisses you*

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*koyos on you*

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