/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

A truly heartwarming tale, I can tell how honest you are just by reading it. Now, bend over.

ONE OF US

>>43122646
Kill yourself schizo

>>43122646
same, was glossing over her really and then realized she's a huge dweeb that actually does that nerd girl wheeze laugh when over stimulated in games. Surprised it took till recently to get the glasses nerd art

>>43122646
UUUUUUUU I MISS MOMMY....

>>43122646
hi

>>43122682
fpbp
spread your asscheeks, sapling

Why is /uuu/ so slow? I was under the impression Fauna was one of the more popular girls here.

>>43122682
NOOO MOMMY TOLD ME NOT TO TRUST STRANGERS

>>43122750
I think it clicked when she played Civ and seemed to genuinely enjoy it cos of her nostalgia. How is she more civilisation focused than the civilisation vtuber

>>43123095
She's the least disliked

>>43122720
Now that a sappling has found Fauna, that will never happen. Fauna is the best way to prevent suicide

>>43122646
>mommy Fetish
I would advise to come over to /hag/ and get converted into being the provider of those mommies then I realized that You saplings are a bunch of diaper-wearing retards, so I guess it's better if you go back to /uuu/ and never shit the catalog again

>>43123095
Too busy fapping to Fauna while sobbing in bed

>>43122646
Just remind yourself she's a vegan.

>>43123166
It's a meme retard

>>43123379
it's fine, I have vegan friends and they're honestly not that bad. They are usually drunk most of the time. Holy shit I want drunk Fauna, would be so hot

>>43123408
You actually believe this

>>43123095
Most saplings post on /#/ aka the real /uuu/

>>43123543
>thinks this is mommy

>>43122646
I want to be fauna so I can cuck the saplings

>>43123736
show tits

>>43123379
Fuck... that only makes me harder...

Soon you'll be ready for your.... other duties. hehehehe

>>43122750
>that nerd girl wheeze laugh
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>43122646
Shoulda took the Lamy pill

>>43123809
You first

>>43124779
>Cutting out 90% of what makes you a man makes you feel hard

>>43125643
ogey?

>>43125759
Bruh lift and dip ffs

>>43125787
W-why?

>>43125705
>my masculinity is based on eating meat
Do you realise how stupid that sounds?

>>43125852
It's based on muscle mass which requires protein, which meat is a good source of.

>>43126020
NTA but I base my masculinity on my dick size

>>43125759
Bruh get skin care

>>43126105
I take care of my skin by not going in the sun, is good enough for me.

>>43126046
You'd think that but then your GF/Wife wants you to move her new 300 pound couch in but instead of doing it yourself you paid workers 500+ dollars to do it. Big dick won't save you from spending your (see:hers) money now.

>>43125705
Yeah? She's not a man, so that means she's extra feminine since she doesn't consume meat, and femininity in women makes me hard?

>>43126196
That's a cool scenario, I work in removals.

>>43123095
Because I wouldn't be posting anything constructive. The only thought that goes through my mind while watching Fauna is that I want her to tell me to suck off another sappling while she watches and praises me.

>>43126280
Yeah but can you cook vegan dishes?

>>43126395
No, why would I cook? That's the woman's job.

>>43126421
Oh anon that's so 2000s. Don't you know in the modern era men have to cook, clean, do the finannces, wash dishes and laundry, work a 9 to 5, raise the kids all while looking like Mr.Olympia and owning 2+ businesses?

>>43126562
All you have to do is make them cum

>>43126562
fuck... alright that's it I'm becoming a woman

>>43126585
I listed the requirements to do so.

>>43126674
orgasm is achieved through sex

>>43126745
And sex is only obtained after fulfilling the requirements.

>>43126782
how is there laundry kids and dishes if I didnt fuck

>>43123577
MEIDOOOOOOOOOS

>>43122646
Her karaoke earlier made me menshi... Those chuuus...

>>43122646
The "I was just being ironic" rabbit hole strikes again.

>>43127096
Not OP, but ironically liking feet got me exactly where I am now.
Dogeposting was a mistake.

>>43126196
>hiring people is bad
Hello, Scrudge

>>43126807
thats from her previous marriage

>>43127202
Irony, not even once.

>>43127299
Then there should be requirements for her instead, like
K cup tits, small waist, under 5ft, small feet, quiet, doesn't like to go out, doesn't dye their hair all the time etc

>>43127386
That's problematic you sexist pig.

>>43127458
Doesn't seem like a problem for me

>>43127386
>under 5ft
do you want her to be under 16 years old too?

>>43127552
I was describing my favourite ASMR lady

>>43127552
hobbitsseekinghobbits.com

>>43127603
I'm 7'2

>>43122646
i got a cow to sell you

>>43123095
Saplings are all numberfags and so post in /#/. I'm not even joking.

>>43129216
Numbers is literally the board to talk about VIPs

>>43129216
>>43129931
Every fanbase who's chuuba doesn't yab can feel at home in /hashkey/

>>43129931
>>43130329
It's just a containment thread for anons who were shamed and kicked out of other generals. There's no stream discussion at all - simply arguments over decimals and people watching different colored lines go up and down.

>>43130476
It's literally the opposite, people get kicked out of
numbers for not having the correct opinion and they seethe about it for the rest of days.

>>43122646

>>43130551
>It's literally the opposite, people get kicked out of
Don't kid yourself, Anon. Nobody wants numberfags in their threads.

>>43131113
Cope, every time a chuuba is defended from an anti through precision perfect arguing it's inevitably a numberchad.

>>43131153
Not really. It's from people who actually watch streams and so can form valid opinions from things other than staring at weekly graphs and fake awards.

>>43131351
Nope, also not watching streams is a meme numbers knows literally everything about everything.
Just try, go in with the most vague vtuber shit you can think of and they will know about it

>>43130476
That's Numberwang !

How do we correct the perception that saplings are all faggots meant to be sodomized
I don't like people viewing me like this

>>43132557
You're one of the original Saplings, so you're fine. It's nu-saplings that everybody hates.

>>43132557
Isn't much to think about, they're faggots projecting

>>43132557
well this thread ain't helping, that's for sure.

>>43122646
Why can’t new saplings be normal? Just lift and become the best person you can for fauna, like the rest of us

>>43132859
thread seems mostly based to me

>>43123095
I post more in general than /uuu/ sometimes in #

>>43122646
i roleplay a radicalized schizo just to fit in on this board.
welcome to the club.

>>43125759
bruh, unsightly white . Hit the gym

>>43133791
I like being pale and I think muscles are for fags

>>43126421
>imagine not enjoying cooking
>imagine never making your Oshi a cake

NGMI anon

>>43122682
>Now, bend over.
There surely has to be an EN fanbase this applies more to right?

>>43133851
Teamates

>>43122646
Welcome to the Faunation

>>43132933
That's the Bae club, Sapplings are for Squeebing

>>43133909
Oh yeah, nu-saplings make more sense when you realize 6ish months ago there was an influx of Teamates and Kronies who became saplings because their oshis fucked them over

>>43134132
I thought all the Kronies went to Erina or that other Vtuber that got cancelled recently

>>43122646
I don't remember posting this.

>>43122720
>>43123095
>>43123379
>>43123736
>>43132557
>>43132933
>>43133254
Who do you think you are, Sapling? You think you're better than me? I'll tell you what you are. A pain in my ASS!! Do you know how long it took to get all the ex-Saplings' contact information so I could make these stupid posts? Like, two hours! TWO HOURS!You're not cool enough for Fauna. You're zero. Nothing! Me, I'm what's hip! I'm what's happening! I'M BLOWING UP RIGHT NOW!!

I like how 2 "risuners" already tried to shitpost in here when in reality im the actual risuner that loves saplings

>>43122646
How do you tolerate her singing?

>>43133791
unsightly white has got to be one of the harsh insults I've ever read good lord LMAO

>>43122646
>"Alright! Now for our next act in the Hololive High School talent show, please give a warm welcome to... the sapling!"
>Sapling awkwardly runs on stage to weak applause.
"...I- I'm gonna sing a song... M-My mommy wrote it for me..."
>Audience begins to snicker.
>Karaoke music starts up, an off-key rendition of "Let Me Stay Here."
"...R- Rainbow in the SKYYY... a-aowie koto-roachie..."
"In the e-evergreen t-trees... yumet... eh..."
>Sapling begins to mumble the lyrics, shuffling back and forth in a weird dance.
>Audience starts to mutter to themselves.
"...It's just aaaaaa... FAIRYTALE! So it'll melt aWAY... like a lollypop... And so just... let... me..."
>"You suck! Get off the stage!"
"...s-stay... here..."
>"I think we'll pass! Get off the stage!"
>Audience starts laughing
"... uuu... m-mommy..."
>"Hey look! The lil' girl's crying!"
>"Well at least she's not singin', or else I'd be crying too!"
>Laughter grows louder.
"I... My mommy said that I'm-"
>Water bottle flies onto the stage, hitting the sapling square in the head.
"AAAAA!"
>"Now THAT took talent!"
>Audience going wild.
"...uuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
>Sapling runs off stage.
>Trips.
>Faceplants.
>Curtains.

>>43136582
same way teamates tolerate Ame's, SOVL is SOVL

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Fauna needs to do sissy hypno/CEI/SPH ASMR

>>43136644
God loves Saplings.