/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>4300924

>>4300924
knotted shirts get my dick hard

Gura cute! I love Gawr Gura!

>years from now when Gura has finally graduated
>you come across one of her song covers or an old clip where she's being cute

Adventuring with Gura on the beach, letting her show off all her ocean knowledge

>>4301494
Drowning in hope of getting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation from Gura!

i just woke up, why is gura wearing that sexy university of chile soccer kit? look how fucking flat she is. goddamn that's hot

>>4300924
no team version

>>4301987
I want to blow raspberries on her cute tummy

no clothes in atlantis
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/90141855

Gura's schedule unpinned, new one soon!

Good morning to my favorite shark!

She ever going to finish that shark game??

>>4302339
yes, she said she was planning to play maneater again in september.

how long can a shark enjoy what she doesn't feel?

gooooooood morniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing sharkieeee~

gura CUTE

>>4302537
Gura VERY cute

>>4302167
TuT that isn't an underwater picture. She's just naked somewhere. Dumb catshark forgot her clothes again.

>>4302537
proof?

>>4302642

>>4302642

I want to see Atlantis

>>4302642

>>4302662
you cant, it's ruins now, you will never see Atlantis at its peak, you will never see its glorious executions by vore

>>4300924
>>4301987
as someone who is more into the ame/calli/kiara phenotype I still find these images very cute. thread so far is cute too :)

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

>>4301354
I'll do you one worse
>it's been years since Gura graduated now
>You go onto youtube's successor or whatever, a recommendation starts playing while you left it on auto
>It's Gura singing "Sunday Morning"

>What would Gura think of me if we were to meet?

No phrase has kept me as consistently motivated as this. Felt like shit the last couple days and slipped on my reps, but off to the gym as we speak. Do it for her.

>>4300924
Why am I still here?

>>4302933
I don't even phrase it into words. It's a feeling in my heart that gets me out of bed in the morning and out the door to exercise. But I get it. I spent most of my life not giving a fuck about myself, but she changed all that. Thank God for this shark.

new one of these https://youtu.be/ytaouES_FHk

Do you guys lift? I've been doing very little to maintain shape

>>4303466
Yes. Five days a week. My blood is made of protein powder and creatine.

>>4303466
I've been doing bodyweight stuff cause I don't want to go outside to a gym and don't care how fast I improve. At least it's not nothing.

>>4301987
Going to make some edits of this, any team requests?

>>4303652
Get a set of adjustable weight dumbbells (might be easier said than done depending on your area because around here some fuckers have been buying up all the weights and scalping them since covid started) and look up a dumbbell-only routine for them. Most people have space for a set of dumbbells, and you don't need the fancy expensive Bowflex/PowerBlock shit, just the kind with a handle you put plates on.

Guys, im contemplating whether i should watch gura anymore

>>4303466
I’ve lifted on and off throughout life, but coming off my longest period of inactivity recently. A couple months in and still going strong thanks in part to out cute, dum shork

>>4303794
Not that anon but this is exactly what I just started doing. For me doing the exercises consistently isn't the hard part, it's keeping up with a diet that helps promote healthy weight gain.

people complaining that gura never seems to promote the songs she's involved in should really listen to the 12 november 2020 karaoke again. she sang both "sorairo days", for the third time in two weeks, and "take me home, country roads", for the second time in two weeks. this was either shortly after or during the recording of both those covers. she was literally doing exactly the right thing to promote them, by taking them out on the road, so to speak. it's not unrealistic to think that she even set up that karaoke stream mainly as a vehicle to present those songs to her public audience to promote the upcoming covers.

and the reward she got for it was a six- to seven-month delay in getting the studio versions actually released.

>>4303466
I've been trying to cut weight recently so not yet, but I plan to.

>>4303794
I'll probably do that eventually but I'm enjoying bodyweight for now, thanks.

>>4303672
Not really into any sports myself (I think that s what this is for) so make a hololive design I guess.

That or make a red and black version.

>>4303795
Why Anon? What's eating you?

Hey why'd you delete that webm Anon? It was alright. I was just afraid it had a bad ending even though it didn't.

im contemplating gura's pheromones

>>4303672
EURO2020 teams

>>4304623
Yeah, I was about to ask for source since I couldn't find it anywhere

>>4303946
They really should have released Country Roads earlier. A lot of the scuff of the song would be forgiven if it released on their earlier days.

Of course the best thing to do now is to make a better group song, but that would probably release on September.

>>4304582
Gura herself

>>4302933
Do you really think Gura will care about you even if you were fitter. You may look good on the outside, but you'd still be a pathetic fat fuck on the inside

>>4302933

Same desu[\spoiler]. Even if the chances of us meeting are infinitesimal, the possibility of ever telling her "it's thanks to you that I got myself together" is a powerful motivator. I want to make the shark feel pride and good about what her influence does!

is this lazy shark streaming today

>>4304758
https://twitter.com/i_mai_meee/status/1397220068589768705

>>4304835
It's a good thing I've never been fat a day in my life then huh

>>4304813
Tell me how you're feeling. Don't be shy. We're all Anons here.

>>4304835
Anon is trying to get better, that's a first step and a good thing. She may not care about him being fit but I'm sure she would appreciate the effort

>>4304869
Thank you

>>4304835
Wow dude you're a dick. Go away.

>>4304895
Why are you going to the gym then? There's no reason to strain yourself when cardio and light exercise is all you need. Spending 2 hours in the gym, especially if you're not (skinny) fat in 21st year of the 21st century is kinda pointless.

>>4304927
Would she really tho? I mean, who fucking cares about that sort of thing.

>>4305004
You could say I'm a pain in your ass

>>4304835
Outside is all that matters desu

>>4304864
probably

>>4305037
>You could say I'm a pain in your ass
No I'd say you're a disrespectful jackass that can't appreciate someone trying to better themselves. If you want to treat someone that way go do it somewhere else.

>>4305062
but we love gura for her inside

>>4305037
I'll take the bait but whatever. It's just nice to go forward. Whatever it is. I don't care about exercising, it could be learning a new skill or anything.
Not stagnating is something to be proud of.

>>4305037
you're obviously trolling but I'll answer your question. I've started exercising because I want to put on weight.

gura... onegai.... i don't wanna be alone on my birthday

>>4305187
sucks to be you. on my birthday she sang "somewhere only we know", to me, personally.

>>4304835
Who said I was fat? Go project somewhere else.

>>4304927
This, kinda. It's not about "wow she'd see how ripped I was and take off her clothes on the spot", or even about actually meeting gura. I know that'll never happen. I just think it's selfish to want to be with someone that you think the world of, but then not hold yourself to basic standards of self care/love.

>>4305092
If Gura had a voice like Kiara's or Ollie's I don't think people would love her as much. Voice is a big part of her appeal.

>>4305187
hppy bday anon
>>4305258
i thoguht of that while making the post, voice is technically INSIDE the body. GURA CANT STOP WINNING BABY

>>4305187
Gura will always be in your heart

The board is unusable until the night comes and kids go to bed.

We have a severe moderation issue.

Gura smells, do you like her anyway

>>4305345
I agree. I don't know why we've gone months since the board's creation with little to no moderation.

>>4304927
Gura is proud of you if you so much as brush your teeth. She knows what it's like to be low energy, and probably thinks about Vergil so much because of the motivation meme.

>>4305345
Nah night sucks, I don't like JP hours at all, there's not enough Gura posting.

>>4305345
Try post anything about FARTemis, the mods appear in 2.7 seg

>>4305385
The issue is twofold - places like reddit are too sterile, and imageboards as a whole are magnets for shitposters. I can't believe I'm saying this but I genuinely wish we had an actual forum. Given how things usually go I don't think we can hope for some effective solution to this problem.

>>4305355
LOVE SMELLY SHARK. Not smelly shark is nice too, I've been buying lavender soap cause of her.

>>4305436
I refuse to post on anything that isn't anonymous. Everything else just devolves into circlejerking and cliques.

>>4305345
we're on a 3rd guraless day anon, not much to talk about unless we stick to nothing but posting fan art and "gura cute". not that I'd mind that per say

>>4305436
you can post with a name or pseudonym on discord and reddit. i do wish moderation response was stronger and faster here, but this is definitely the best place i've found to discuss hololive.

>>4305355
What does she smell like? But yes, I love her

>>4305355
not despite. because.

>>4305088
Why the fuck should I appreciate what other people are doing? They're doing it for themselves after all. My argument is that atitude is much more important than any physical exercise, didn't think I'd anger the ever living shit out of someone

>>4305062
this tbqh

>>4305123
The only thing you should be proud of is devotion. Sparse effort should not be rewarded or encouraged.

>>4305144
Remember your idols anon.

>>4305345
I hope they re-open janny submissions, I'll apply this time.

>>4305355
>washing gura's back while she coos in relaxation

>>4305468
I know what you mean because I was in such a situation back in the days of WWOEC, but this is very frustrating.

>>4305472
The board is swarming with human shit and quite probably a great number of roasties from twitch and onlyfans. Anticipation and impatience isn't the cause of these issues.

>>4301354
>Gura has finally graduated
>See you Shark cowboy...

>>4305528
>Why the fuck should I appreciate what other people are doing? They're doing it for themselves after all.
Because they're a person trying to get through life just like you. If we don't hold eachother up nobody will. That's the attitude I want to have. You might not have a high opinion of that but I hope you understand.

>>4305528
Your "argument" is nonexistant and nobody is interested in your crap. Post your bullshit elsewhere.

>>4305468
I dunno, /qst/ can be pretty comfy and that board has mostly namefags (even if it is for a good reason). It also means when you have one massive shitter you know who to laugh at.

Gura obviously really likes when her fans post about bettering ourselves cause of her so I think we should keep doing that, imo

>>4305603
Well, sorry you need other people's encouragement for basic stuff, I still wouldn't say that's a healthy attitude.

>>4305604
Thanks for the (You)

>>4305645

Gura i bought penis enlargement pill from a guy in a clown costume that lives in the sewer
i think they are working ill send you the results later

>>4305645
There's few compliments as strong as that one - "I'm better because of what you did for me." If someone told me they did something because i inspired them I'd be beaming with pride and gladness.

I don't mind if she takes another break today really. All I want for her is her own happiness.

>>4305645
I wish people here would better themselves by ignoring trolls.

>>4305665
There's nothing wrong with relying on someone else Anon. On the contrary, there might be something wrong if you can't rely on someone else. I spent a lot of time that way because I've been hurt before. I don't want to spend any more time that way ever again.

>>4305686
that guy sounds cool. post more about him

>>4305722
I mean, you do you, but I wouldn't say relying on Gura to get regular exercise is healthy, as much as you may love her.

>>4305827
If I can help one other person then I will. If I can help ten other people than I will. You don't know my name and I don't know your face, but I'll still try to help you. That's what Gura did for me. It's as healthy as I make it.

>>4305914
Based

>>4305914
Good times create weak men.

>>4306051
Good is the last word I would use to describe the times we live in.

>>4303672
Club America from Liga MX just to see Beanerbros seethe

Want a gura figure

>>4306258
She debuted not even a year ago. She will most definitely get figures, you just have to give it time.

>>4306258

>>4306072
we live in Gura TImes, they're the best times, im happy

>>4306326

GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MATLAB'S GARBAGE FUCKING EVERYTHING IS MAKING ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF, PLEASE SCHEDULE AND STREAM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON SAVE ME

>>4306352

>>4306072
The weak men are already here, now we're in bad times.

>>4304913
I have fallen in love with the sharkgirl and I hate it

>>4305037
Ok gura, we see you there

>>4306450
oof you wish

>>4306387
Yeah, we are in bad times, but we have to be there for eachother. Needing help doesn't make you weak. Refusing help makes you weak.

>>4306426
Why do you hate it?

>>4306487
tiny shark girl at the gym lifting a giant weights with only her tail all sweaty.

good news! i have finally assembled my new chair, which i bought about two weeks before gura ordered hers.

>>4306770
GURA I ASSEMBLED MY CHAIR I LEFT IN A BOX FOR I DONT KNOW HOW LONG A SPAN OF TIME LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>4306802
months. the answer is months.

Gura next 10 years...

>>4306854
i also want to see gura in a cyborg body

>>4306426
Been there. If it's the soul-crushing depression type of "fallen in love", then give it a try. Quitting things that are just a click away on the internet is damn near impossible in my experience though. If you can't quit, just wait it out and try to fill your life with as many other interesting things as possible.

If it's the "makes you feel happy, warm, and fuzzy inside" type and you're just worried that it's weird to feel that way about an animated shark girl, then just keep injecting the gooruh straight into your veins and fuck the haters.

>>4306854
flat >>>>> boobs bigger than their head

>>4306961
I like both but that particular picture is pretty uncute

>>4306897
Now that's a tail that plugs in.

>>4306998
yeah into a power outlet. gotta keep your Gura fully charged at all times

>>4306634
Not him but in same position. I hate it because it sucks being in love with someone you don't even get a chance to be rejected by. In my entire life I've never loved someone like this before, and I know I probably never will again. I am not one to settle so basically just stuck single for life I guess

>>4306985
also the premise the anon gave was wrong, why would Gura get a massive growth spurt in 10 years when she's still small and cute after over 9000 years?

>>4307031
cyborg, obviously

>>4307017
have you considered that bieng unable to settle is a character flaw that you should fix instead of resigning yourself to bieng single forever because you can't have the shark girl

>>4307055
I dunno about the feasibility of cyborg technology in 10 years anon.

>>4307017
>and I know I probably never will again
I don't think that's true Anon. You already know you can feel love. Why do you think you can't feel it again?
>I am not one to settle
So why give up entirely? Don't let fear get the better of you. You can find someone.

>>4307176
i don't follow science news closely but a quick google search shows some wild shit being done with prosthetics. 10 years is a real long time.

>>4307302
yeah prosthetics are cool as shit, but the question is if they'll be worth deliberately undergoing amputation for in 10 years.

>>4307458
i dunno probably not. the scientiest s are probably working on dumb shit like "helping people live a normal life" instead of shoving guns in there like they should be

>>4307175
In general I don't feel lonely. I would rather be single than be with someone I don't really love.

>>4307196
I wouldn't say I gave up entirely. Its just that being in my mid 20s and have only ever came to love one person (Gura). So now that I'm out of college meeting new people is rare and odds of finding someone on Gura's level just requires luck.

Hard to believe I will meet someone who I can love as much as Gura.

>>4307491
I'm honestly fine so long as we get rocket boots as a possibility in our lifetime.

>>4307658
>Its just that being in my mid 20s
Bro I'm 30 years old. I got my heart broken a long time ago and wallowed in my own misery for way too long. If it's not too late for me it's not too late for you.
>Hard to believe
Anything worth believing is hard to believe.

>>4307658
Now imagine how strange this is for me. I'm 35 and I love a little shark girl. After struggling so much to emerge from crushing poverty and finally carving out material security I came to realize it isn't enough for a good life. The love for Gura is what imparted this lesson to me. Yet, paradoxically I was never able to love actual women. I would always shut down emotionally when they showed interest in me. There's something utterly perverse about having sex with a girl that likes you, but you are so emotionally away from the experience it almost disgusts you. You do it out of obligation. And that is deeply unfair and cruel to the girl.

My love for Gura is something utterly new to me. I truly love and respect her personality, and I think I finally understand some important things. This doesn't make me want to find out who she really is or something retarded like that, but the mere fact I feel love for someone out there means that yes - there are women out there whom I may be able to love. And this knowledge alone has made me think about many things. I truly respect and admire Gura. No person has had such an impact on me simply by existing and being herself. I feel that I owe a great debt to her.

To add even more oddity to the mix, because of her I kinda lost interest in pornography. I deeply enjoy her teasing and what it does to me and my imagination, but porn as such has... faded away because of it. In a way even her subtle innuendos have imparted me with more nuance with my approach to eroticism. And I'm no stranger to weird fetishes, trust me on that. It's just that with her in the picture these things have become purely a matter of imagination and are imbued with a kind of softer, deeper meaning. I now realize the value of the Other (person), love and how wonderful it is to love and suffer for it.

>>4304569
Something like Coco's tracksuit would be good, I can do that. And I was going to make an AC Milan one so you'll get red and black
>>4304638
Sure, I'll do all the bigger nations at least. Don't hold your breath for North Macedonian Gura
>>4306193
I'm on it spicbro

>>4308150
Thank you for sharing that Anon.

>>4308150
I can actually relate to most of what you said, except for the porn part, so thanks for sharing all that.
>yes - there are women out there whom I may be able to love
This is a nice positive way to look at it. I've never loved or even wanted to be in a relationship with anyone before Gura, and so I guess I originally felt the same way. Just need to get over the "No one will ever match Gura" feeling that followed it. Because like the other anon said
>>4308005
>If it's not too late for me it's not too late for you
Just need to keep reminding myself there is still plenty of time for me.

>>4308243
No problem.

>>4308150
yeah same except the first paragraph. and I regained my interest in porn after realizing the 10/10 stuff is still 10 even in a post-Gura world.

>>4308368
...keep this in mind - I was familiar with vtubers because I used to watch Kizuna Ai before the fuckup and more importantly Kaguya Luna. I kinda lost track of the whole thing after Kaguya quit, and it was only recently that I stumbled on Gura. And it seems that's how it goes. Love, and the possibility of love, just happens. It strikes you when you don't expect it and in most unlikely ways.

>>4308464
Keep in mind that my collections of #34 and ecchi stuff reach way back into the dim ages of dialup Internet. The impact it has on you will naturally be greater. It's not a problem and I don't see it as such, just saying.

all i have to say about this is guuwaa i luv ur stream

Do you anons ever go to events to meet like-minded people or participate in local clubs?

I doubt you'll find a real person with a similar personality to Gura just by browsing the web and the occasional trip to the grocery store.

>>4308687
Girls like Gura don't go out and do things either, they meet people online. It's one of the reasons it's difficult to find someone like her.

>>4308687
The people of my country don't even know what anime is. There is no likeminded people for me. Even my friends have utterly incompatible interests to mine and have no desire to indulge in any of the stuff I showed them or suggested.

>events
No such thing.

>>4308150
That last paragraph hit too close to home, I've stopped masturbating for like 2-4 days without knowing since I started watching her. I don't why but I think she purified me in some ways.

>>4308748
And usually the people they meet online are going to be unironic cherds. It's nice to have hope, but there's a reason most of us are here.

>>4308748
The real problem here is that everything devolved (a long time ago) into the "lets go clubbing and get drunk" kind of deal where you go meet people. I hated that when I was 15, I hated it when I was 25 and I sure as fuck hate it now. You won't meet quality people while listening to chimpanzee music in some "cool" place. There simply aren't any places where a normal girl like Gura or us could go to talk and mingle and discuss some arcane subject like classical music or history or waifus. Maybe your cons and events are good for that, but in a general sense there's only places for twerking and places to get drugged up. Again, quality people don't go there. They stay at home because there's no place where you can go out and just drink tea or juice and talk, mingle, discuss and not pretend to be some Chad or Stacy. There is no "moderate" place to go out for people who aren't willing to go full whore or dudebro. And to go to a restaurant or something like that you already need to know the other person.

tl;dr there's no places to meet normal people

>>4308683

>>4308822
I WILL DO MY REPS UNTIL I BECOME A CHERD AND MAKE GURA PROUD

>>4308906
Do they not have cafes where you live?

>>4308784
She is pure. She really is. And I don't think she even knows it herself or would understand what we mean if we said it to her. She would in fact probably be very confused by the notion.

>>4308967
Coffee drinking is a national sport, yes. But that's already the "let's go for a coffee" bit, I meant how there's no places where you just go alone and meet other people who may not know you at all but they have a similar interest or two so you just join the conversation and make a friend or two.

I'm overexplaining this.

>>4308822
I like talking about stuff here because it's nice to be anonymous. I have no problems making friends online, or in person, but the ways I spend my time online it's rare to find a girl, let alone someone like Gura.

>>4309066
https://streamable.com/v4veuf
im Ame in this clip responding to your post

I will make love with Gura and restore the Atlantean Empire.

>>4309147
>im
This is why the Chinese have beaten you.

>>4309285
if u want to mock my writing you need to mock something im not doing intentionally

>>4309147
her "whaaaat?" is extremely cute here

>>4309147
>im Ame in this clip responding to your post
That's not very supportive Anon.

>>4309352
thanks kiara

>>4309315
I'm mocking you precisely because you are intentionally writing like a five year old and not putting in the least possible effort to be taken seriously.

>>4308915
Fuck you Ame you can't always send witty and funny supas, sometimes you just go with the default inoffensive one

Hey guys come on, we're all here for the same reason. Relax.

>>4309438

>>4308906
I agree with you, Anon. It can be pretty tough to go out and meet like-minded people in a comfortable way.

They do have apps for meeting like-minded people though. I just looked at meetup.com for like 10 seconds and at least 10 anime related groups near my town popped up. You'd probably at least find a Gura fan at one of these meetups. haha

>>4309524
You missed my previous post where I explicitly said that anime and anything even remotely related to that is utterly unknown in my country.

>>4308906
>>tl;dr there's no places to meet normal people
Yup it really sucks, especially if you aren't someone who likes to go out and drink or party like you said. For them its easy at least.

I think the absolute worst part is that the internet has now introduced people to many magnitudes more people than you would have come in contact with in the past. And 99% of them are people you will never be able to have a connection with for a myriad of reasons - like Gura. So now lots of people feel stuck because of this.

Life must have been easy a century ago when you only knew a couple hundred people max and so your expectations were always low in relation to that.

>>4306946
I guess i might have to let gura go, im going to try atleast, wish me luck

Gura will not upload her schedule today. She missed her usual timing window for it.

>>4309587
Don't feel too bad about that. Most of the time they are just infested with weirdos anyways, not Gura's.

>>4309662
>implying Gura isn't an absolute weirdo
She's a weirdo but a cute one.

>>4309624
Im running on fumes, please gura have mercy.

>>4309622
Godspeed, anon.

>>4309622
>wish me luck
I'll wish you happiness instead. I don't trust luck.

>>4309600
>people you will never be able to have a connection with for a myriad of reasons - like Gura.
this perspective still seems so odd to me. i do feel a connection with her just the way things are now. i don't need to go on a date with her or something like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGJJfAqcZJw
STREAM TODAY

>All this talk about loving Gura
>0 posts about what YOU, not someone else or a group, are doing to show her this love on her birthday
Step it up chumbuddies.

>>4309788
>dbd
AW SHIT SHE'S HYPE FOR RESIDENT EVIL CHAPTER

>>4309788
ITSREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

>>4309812
I'm buying all her merchandise, no matter how shitty and/or expensive.

>>4307017
>In my entire life I've never loved someone like this before, and I know I probably never will again.

Bullshit, anon. You just got to put yourself out there. It's scary, I'll admit. It makes you feel awkward and vulnerable but if you want to feel that same love again you have to, man.

I missed the talk about falling in love with Gura it seems. Well, I'm in the same boat but I've had relationships before, and it feels the exact same like those do during the first stages... which is bizarre since I've never physically met Gura, but I guess that just speaks for her power.

>>4309812
Still waiting on a reply from COVER about the ocean cleanup donation thing. If I don't get one I'll try to figure something out.

>>4309781
I meant more in a 2-way connection, like boyfriend/girlfriend and dating. You have a connection with her, but she does not have one with you. Its a 1-way parasocial relationship, which is fine, its just different.

>>4309600
True. Interestingly enough when I look back at my childhood and teenage years I was quite fond of my friends and I never felt or wished for other people in my life. We grew up together and were quite close. But naturally once everyone became a teenager we all started changing and drifting apart. I never quite got over that, because I retained that sense of loyalty far longer than they did. People change, but even after all these years it's strange to think how much.

And of course when you stumble upon someone from far away who seems to "click" with you it can get quite sad. And happy at the same time.

>>4309788
I was hoping she was going to use dbd to collab with Anya again, but doesn't matter because I'm excited to see the cute shark tonight.

>>4309812
I am thinking about writing her a letter. The problem is no matter how I phrase it it goes either in a too formal and sterile way, or sounds deranged and yabai.

>>4309587
Do you live in a small country or something? Even though Japan is a small country itself, their media has a lot of global appeal or at least the US likes it and shills it everywhere else

>>4309812
Wrote her a short letter, will send her a birthday superchat, buy her merch, and hang out in her stream as usual.
Might also attempt a shitty drawing, because she likes those.

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1398390582452666371
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1398390582452666371
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1398390582452666371

Gorilla dbd stream

>>4310109
>red eyes
oh no

>>4300924
GRANDE LA UUUUUUUUUUU

>>4310127

>>4305187
I KNEW SHE'D PULL THROUGH LET'S GOOOOOOOO

>>4310004
>Japan is a small country
The caption for the green portion is "savage tribes."

>>4309886
Honestly meeting people isn't even the hard part. I've met a lot of people, but meeting someone worth loving in that way is so hard it basically feels not worth the time, so I've just spent my entire life waiting to luck into something.

>>4310127
>Gawr has awoken

>>4310077
>Letter
>Buying Merch
>Happy birthday SC
>Sending her a drawing
More people should strive to be like this chumbuddy.

>>4310165
Hm, well I guess I should rethink what I consider a small country. Everything else seems so small compared to the US

Yeah, I guess you might be SoL as far as finding people in your country. If you move to Austria, you might find some KFP folk. haha

>>4310487
No on the superchat. I'm not giving YouTube any more money than I need to when they've fucked over my oshi so many times.

>>4310003
"Gura, I love your stream. I think you're really talented, and I think you're really good at singing."
This is the default letter. We will make Ame kneel.

>>4310530
No superchats for me, but I'll buy 2 maybe 3 copies of the merch. Need backups/a set to keep safe and clean forever.

>>4310558
I wonder what her response would be if she just got superchatted this same message dozens of times in a row by everyone. Make Amelia public dogeza to the cherds that are the chumbuds

>>4301354
>>4302851
>>4305579
When the day comes I hope she moves on to singing or voice acting or something so we can still hear and enjoy her cute voice and personality in some way.

>>4310585
Also reminder that you can essentially send your superchat money through the BOOST option when buying merch to completely bypass YouTube's cut

>>4308967
People go to cafe’s to meet new people?

>>4310787
Yeah, I was gonna say. I've never been to a cafe where girls are WANTING to find someone. Every time I've approached I've gotten a strong feeling of imposing on their private time.

>>4305187
Happy birthday chumbud, the shark goddess heard your prayers.

>>4300924
When is Gooruhs birthday?

all these people talking about meeting girls and here I am thinking Gura is offering me exactly what I want out of a parasocial relationship and I only want more of it. humming/ocean stream when gooruh
https://streamable.com/qez02c

>>4311041
My parasocial relationship with the cute little shark is nice but I can't touch it

>>4310958
Do your reps

>>4311041
The first dozen or so times I watched this I could feel my chest tighten and my heart beat faster. So yes, gura, I am desperately starved for this kind of attention...

>>4310856
It's all in your head, bro. Just start out by telling them how much you love Gura

>>4310447
Hold the line
Love isn't always on time.

Fuck bros, gura is streaming today, i feel incredibly nauseous

Gura, no.

>>4311256
lmao that was a quality thread

>>4311195
Thank you Toto

>>4311256
HIGH FIVE

how would gawr g gura react to only being allowed to play games that I like

PLEASE GET OUT OF MY HEAD GURA, IM GOING TO FUCKING PUKE

>>4311357
I really want her to play Assetto Corsa Competizione so I can gap her or punt her in T1.
She talked about playing the original but I'm worried she'll frustrated with adjusting the joystick settings for steering sensitivity and stuff.

>>4311470
She already has a racing wheel, why would joystick settings matter?

>>4311225
>>4311395
a-are you ok anon?

I can't believe I'm dating this cute shark girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGJJfAqcZJw

>>4311357
She would hate my taste in games, all I play is roguelikes, slow-paced roguelites, and puzzle games.

>>4311651
Every day I pray to my yagoo statue and thank it for bringing Gura into my life

>>4311357
I play mostly MMOs. She would probably cry after getting flamed in her very first dungeon group.

>>4311604
Oh shit, I didn't know that. I just thought she would use a gamepad.

I admire how Gura is taking advantage of the Mario Party collab to avoid making a schedule today.

>>4311357

My taste is extremely eclectic so I'm sure she'll find a lot of stuff she'd like. Would suck that I'm not that into rhythm games though, so she'd be stuck with DJMAX if only because I grew up with the PSP games.

Maybe she'd end up liking the animations in the Super Robot Wars games but I don't see her playing an sRPG like that, either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGJJfAqcZJw
Huh? Weren't they suppose to heve Mario Party Collab today?

>>4311823
Tomorrow is mario party

gura cute, just fyi

>>4311823
That's tomorrow, though the time did get moved up by 3 hours.

>>4311844
preaching to the choir

a certain hammerhead's youtube channel got demonetized ₕᵤhaʰᵃ

>>4312004
good but let us speak no more of it

What are you all doing before Gura's stream?

>>4311678
>all I play is roguelikes
I mean sure she might not like nethack but Crypt of NecroDancer would probably be up her alley.

>>4312214
Looking at pre-chat. A lot of horny shit in there now

>>4312249
Maybe. My rrat is that she already saw Fubuki or another holo play it and isn't interested. That's fine.
>>4312291
Good.

>>4311805
Same excuse for Ame?

>>4312291
2 hours of watching prechat? Sounds like you could be doing reps instead

>>4312214
Playing some Run Escape and going to take a shower before she starts.

>>4312291
I wonder if Gura cringes at her prechat every stream like I do when I glance at it

thinking about that time that gura ate a-chan

>>4312214
I am listening to her ASMR again for the millionth time

>>4312214
I usually take a shower and eat before her stream because I wont have time to do it during or after, so I just got done doing that. Now I'm just watching YouTube.

>>4312356
NTA but I already did my reps for the day. I might try doodling something for practice though.

>>4312214
finishing reading all the stories I follow that updated so I don't have an rss notification annoying me for the entire stream

>>4312491
I waited until the corrected on to relisten to it, and i never realized how much her voice waivered from nerves. I didn't notice it as much live, but it's very cute on the fixed version.

>doing my reps
>watching Gura's RDR2 recordings
>she ends up dying to groups of enemies a lot
>wish I could teach her how to massacre every living thing on-screen in seconds without dead eye

>>4312599
Maybe because I'm always too busy being relaxed by it but I never noticed any nerves or anxiety in her voice. I do notice sometimes she has trouble giggling/laughing in a quiet whisper voice so it sounds a bit weird (in a good way of course).

>>4312665
I wish she'd play that again. And Super Metroid. And Skyrim.

>>4312667
I don't know whether it's nerves or what but I really like the way she says and tiny in >>4311041 "I will call you cute and tiny"

>>4312667
If you have the most recent fixed Version got ti around the 59 minute mark before and after the kisses. You can hear it well there

>>4312214
Finishing off my ME greenskins long campaign

>>4312794
Oh, usually I listen to it at bed when I'm trying to sleep so I never make it that far. I assumed nerves would show up at the start, but yeah you're right.

I actually didn't even remember she gave us kisses at the end. That is incredibly cute

>>4312214
Catching up on motorsport highlights

>>4312765
I think that's just her accent being cute as fuck

>>4312938
I don't have an insane audio setup or anything, but the earbuds I have are noticeably lower quality than my normal headphones so I've never tried listening to the asmr while trying to sleep because the quality difference would drive me mad.
The kisses and the slight nerves melt my heart so much though

>>4312599
She was getting into it, it was cute. Also has been extra sweet to us ever since then.

>>4311612
I puked

>>4312214
Sleeping in after a long day at work, gura is like heroin

>>4313116
Never been much of an audiophile but I feel noise-isolation is more important than $500 headphones for the quality.

When I'm in bed I just use a pair raycons and its good enough for me. Wireless + good isolation and won't fall out on their own

guys i love gura...

>Gura porn on tweeter
How often is this happening?

>>4313222
Not often enough.

>>4313301
>Heeeeey! I wanna go to the beach!

>>4313222
How can you share that it exists without linking to the actual tweet

>>4312599
It had to be really nerve wracking. It takes a lot of courage to record something so emotional and I'm very proud and thankful of our shark for it.

>>4313301
I want to headbutt gura and kiss her

>>4313491

>>4313130
She's really warming up to the idea that she likes her supporters and it shows.
>>4313478
No doubt, she kept it together pretty we'll