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>> No.43067904
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>>43067888
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.43067922
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43067922

Bettel HATE

>> No.43067939
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>Time is actually 5:06
>Oh god it's 5:07
>Pre-canned chat "interaction"
>Not responding to the super chats
>To quick of repsonse time
>Too seemless
The stream is going to well, there aren't those usual minor fuck ups
yeah it's pre recorded...

>> No.43067950

This stream is pre recorded

>> No.43067975

>>43067888
Frames:
>live
Bettel - Date with Siri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_B49Fl0skM

>upcoming
Flayon - Ring Fit Adventure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aegB7G_sbpM
Altare - Valentines Date
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCFK9gYlM2c
Altare - Unarchived Love Songs Karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiWjO1phlp8
Hakka - Valentines Cupcake Making
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSYiRERqI2E
Flayon & Hakka - ??? Cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G_oKRgauVU
Magni - Chocolate Making Handcam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZQdKc-LI-I
Magni - Unarchived Love Songs Karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKQ4JB1o4iY

>> No.43067992

SIRI TORTURE (hatefully)

>> No.43068055

I didn't like Vesper's bit, I don't like this

>> No.43068057
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>>43067922

>> No.43068064
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43068064

Bettel cute~

>> No.43068078

>>43067888
sauce: https://twitter.com/_lynnear/status/1625543198524477445

>> No.43068080
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43068080

>tfw 4-way date between Me, Bettel, Siri, and Gura

>> No.43068084
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43068084

LETS PUNCH AXEL TO SLEEP LOVE

>> No.43068127

Is this just Vesper's bit but better?

>> No.43068164

are there actually dykes in /MANS/?

>> No.43068178

Why does the restaurant bathroom have a shower

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>>43068055

>> No.43068221

>>43068178
>He doesn't go to restaurants with showers
Sure is POOR around these parts.

>> No.43068237

Taking an idea from vesper eh

>> No.43068258

Relax yumes, it's all just a bit. The robo thots won't take your mans

>> No.43068271

>>43068127
yup. he's the better looking version of magni mixed with the more entertaining version of vesper

>> No.43068282
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43068282

>>43068127

>> No.43068295

>>43068127
Less dead air, but I don't think we're getting Skynet.

>> No.43068306
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https://poal.me/v8dtx6

>> No.43068319

>>43068164
Every women is a dyke, until they meet chad.

>> No.43068329

She's such a NEEEEERD

>> No.43068357

>>43068258
siri HATE

>> No.43068362

I hope Hakka and Flayon's new cover is Magnet

>> No.43068366

>>43068237
He's been doing this bit for longer than Vesper dude

>> No.43068408

>>43068306
I liked the awkward dead air, it added to the experience

>> No.43068414

>>43068329
There's nothing sexier than an intelligent woman with long, slender legs.

>> No.43068417

This is the worst Valentine's idea and Bettel being in charge of it makes it amazing

>> No.43068439

Reminder Vesties, Bettle did the siri bit before nowa stole the idea for his birthday thing. Also hes not a cuck like vesper has a manegement leash

>> No.43068443

>>43068295
>Skynet

Skynet really tied that bit together at the end!

>> No.43068458

>>43068127
bettelfag are you delusional? he's dying right now. at least vesper had comedic timing and execution with the defeaning silence. like bantering with the vesties.

>> No.43068476

Tomato and Brisk. This is fine dining

>> No.43068480

>>43068221
My secret shame revealed

>> No.43068496

>>43067888
Why are you guys all getting cucked by ai recently?

>> No.43068510

>>43068362
i wish more people shipped mechabird

>> No.43068583

>>43068496
Artificial intelligence is better than no intelligence, evidently.

>> No.43068598

>>43068306
vesper freaking out and dying at the responses cannot be beat, sorry jesties but the vespies have it

>> No.43068627

>>43068306
I dont think it's prerecorded necessarily.
The reason Vesper needed a manager to censor the results was because we was using a real chatbot.
Siri is heavily censored already.

>> No.43068637

>>43068458
nta but are you? the vesper one was miserable to sit through

>> No.43068669

>>43067904
AMEN

>> No.43068670

>I'm burning out there
AIEEEEE

>> No.43068705
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>>43068458
> at least vesper
> like bantering with the vesties

ah yes the Common Beat Up Wife Vesties

>> No.43068707

>ask her about her interests
>Not a single chat mentioning "interests" before that
How hard could this bit be to do live?

>> No.43068724

>>43068637
kek this bettel bit feels prerecorded by all the sudden jumps and interchanges. i just closed the stream.

>> No.43068756
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If I went on a date with Bettel, I would purposely act disinterested and aggressive to the point that he excuses himself to the bathroom and cries silently in the stall. He would come back to the table with puffy eyes and a forced smile only to see that l left while he was gone

>> No.43068755

>>43067904
in the name of josuijisus, amen

>> No.43068763

Is Leader's date going to be schizo core? or is he taking it serious

>> No.43068770

>>43068458
You gotta take the oshi goggles off dude. This one is so much better executed it's painful.

>> No.43068815
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>Bettel going the bro route for his stream
Bettelyume status?

>> No.43068831

>>43068705
>women don't know what bantering is
it's cordial with the guys, for you though it must be a straight kick to the teeth, you tranny.

>> No.43068841

>>43068439
Well, Ves was talking about he was interested in AI before the Bellet/Siri bit first happened.
It's just great minds think alike

Both takes on it are kino tho

>> No.43068869

>>43068707
Actually I did see it in chat

>> No.43068871

>>43068815
on life support

>> No.43068876

>>43068707
Blind anon

>> No.43068887

>>43067904
AMEN

>> No.43068907

So, when did Bettel become a White Suits?

>> No.43068909

>>43068458
bettelheads are completely blinded by the model buff

>> No.43068980
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vesties are mad because vesper is not streaming today naruhodo

>> No.43068981

so far, this sucks as much as vesper's thing but at least this isn't his birthday

>> No.43068992

>>43068439
People made videos about asking siri if she loved them the day it came out faggot, enjoy the stream ffs

>> No.43069005

>>43068841
>Bellet
Bettel

HOW

>> No.43069014

>>43068841
>Both takes on it are kino tho
Honestly yeah, there is enough diffrences. Vespers was like a 1 to 1 with that Her movie shit. This reminds me of like a cartoon

>> No.43069051

>>43068439
Actually retard, if you ever done your HQ Tempus reps. Which we all know newfag nijinigger Vanshitters never do their reps just watch pozzed as fuck clips. Vesper discussed going on a date with a Tesla A.I. during his earliest streams you never watched.

>> No.43069104

>vesties still not realizing that his ai voice bit was nothing but reaction content where he just rehashed stereotypical questions for AI, skynet and robots taking over the world
>bettel is actually doing a bit

>> No.43069123

>>43069051
why do vesties assume everyone wants to watch vesper

>> No.43069157

>>43068763
He's probably going to show up as Snailtare or something.

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>>43068831
> "it's cordial with the guys"
> beat up wife vesties' form of entertainment is at their own expense

mmm lovin' em mentioned because there's no other joke
kinda sad

>> No.43069226

>>43069051
Damn, if only this wasnt hidden in a 12hr stream with like 4hrs of actual talking

>> No.43069227

SIRI IS A FAKE YORKIE FAN

>> No.43069270

>>43068981
this is the only objectively correct post in this thread

>> No.43069282

>doesn't know what yorkies are
>doesn't know foxes come in many colors
>doesn't know what a raccoon is
Where the fuck does this man live? In a concrete jungle?

>> No.43069298

>>43069179
how is your homo's stream going, not too great if you rather argue with anons here than enjoy your oshi. You literal clown.

>> No.43069315

>>43068763
it could honestly be anything

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>>43068815
Wym? We get to see him being flustered and cute on a date. Magni's my oshi, but Bettel and Vesper making those embarrassed noises activate my neurons.

>> No.43069334

flayon love!!!!!!

>> No.43069348

>>43069157
"If I was an earthworm would you still love me Cultare?"
Wormtare debut stream

>> No.43069352

he’s spending our superchats on another woman…. bettelyume status?

>> No.43069367

>>43069282
I'm not convinced Bettel isn't a bubble boy.

>> No.43069370

Siri left him kek

>> No.43069414

>>43068981
I agree honestly.

>> No.43069453

Someone needs to do this bit and have another boy controlling the "AI" and giving increasingly insane responses instead of either being a heavily filtered version or this kinda milquetoast voice assistant banter

>> No.43069480
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43069480

why am i getting cucked on valentines day
how do i even compete against AI

>> No.43069503

Not like this. This makes me want to turn off the stream T_T

>> No.43069529

It started slow but Bettel is pretty good at playing the flustered, awkward moron.
I mean, he is, but he does it on command well.

>> No.43069563

>>43069453
Mane-chan would never allow that for obvious reasons kek

>> No.43069585
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>My wonderful girlfriend Siri
Bettelyumes...

>> No.43069624

>tribalfagging to make oshi look better
>vesties bite the bait as usual
Well, /MANS/ is over I guess.

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>Visiting from /nowa/ to see if /MANS/ is crying again
>Exactly what I expected
The Bettel stream is pretty funny by the way. He should learn how to flirt with machines properly.

>> No.43069670

>>43069585
kek

>> No.43069699

>>43069453
>magni having the AI say increasingly flirty things to make bettel more and more flustered in front of everyone

>> No.43069715

>My favorite snacks are facts
Here's a fact, you're a snack Anon

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>>43069585
YAMERO

>> No.43069743

>>43068981
It's way less annoying to me than Vesper's because I can tell he actually prepared for it since he has backgrounds, props, etc., he's come up with ways to fit interactions with chat into it and he definitely has some sort of ending planned. Vesper's felt like he made a background and tried to wing the rest.

>> No.43069759

DVsisters it's your time

>> No.43069772

>>43069624
/MANS/ has been shit ever since VG debut and Vesper's trip. Enjoy the new season, I hope it's terrible as you pictured.

>> No.43069770

>>43069227
Wtf is a yorkie?

>> No.43069775
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This is so much funnier than Vesper's date.

>> No.43069826

>>43069585
This pic goes hard

>> No.43069827

>>43069624
i thought it was antis larping as bettelions/vesties at first but they know too much

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>>43069298
> "oy vey tranny!!"
> "oy vey homo!!!"
> argue

peak common vestie zero-substance like his oshi rumao

>> No.43069854

Bettel hates women

>> No.43069881

>>43069770
It's short for Yorkshire terrier, a type of dog

>> No.43069884

Brisk makes Bettel mean...

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>>43069453
I mean Samantha became murderbot by the end of Nowas stream so...

>> No.43069904

>>43069854
I can fix Him!

>> No.43069933

The difference between the AI chat bot and Siri are enough to make the 2 streams unique.

Also Nowa and Bettels reactions to the AIs is what really make this nonsense funny

>> No.43069940

>>43069772
/mans/ has been shit since vesper got suspended, VG and HQ interaction are healing it

>> No.43069949

>>43069845
just put a trip on, you're boring

>> No.43070032

>>43069854
Based

>> No.43070037

Oh no the fruit/vegetable debate is back

>> No.43070064

>Pepper is a berry/vegetable debacle again

>> No.43070090

nice

>> No.43070106
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I will never have a dysfunctional clown bf...

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>>43069644

>> No.43070107

Vesper's idea was better and ended up being kinda funny at times but also subpar, Bettel is a lot better at improv and bouncing off chat and Siri's answers but the idea itself is worse, so I'm not sure which one wins at the end...

>> No.43070116

>>43069940
>VG and HQ interaction
It heals Tempus not /mans/ kek

>> No.43070117

Uhoh he's breaking apart LISA

>> No.43070152

>>43069854
Good. He's built for men.

>> No.43070168

>>43070106
Don't lose hope, I bet if you bumped into him one day and made it look like an accident you could sweep him off his feet.
The man's a moron, he wouldn't know better, you just have to be the first to get to him.

>> No.43070209

>>43070107
at least this isn't his birthday stream and just a valentines bit

>> No.43070207

>>43070116
Not with that attitude! Be the change you want to be!

>> No.43070223

Bettel is drinking a Brisk in the bathroom

>> No.43070230

Hey, I like both Vespers and Bettels versions.

>> No.43070264

>Siri would reveal a restaurant that is close by
Siri is a doxxposter lol

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>>43070106
why even live...

>> No.43070313

>Bettel smooshing a tomato into his phone

>> No.43070339

>>43070107
bettel's improv is decent but sometimes he lets a bit drag on too long

>> No.43070346

>>43070107
It was retarded of Shittelheads & vestards turning this comfy stream hour into Vesper vs Bettel. Lmao. They're probably really tight behind the scenes when retards /here/ always find a reason to have a meltdown.

>> No.43070380

Bettel is an alien...

>> No.43070388

KEK

>> No.43070396

There's no coming back from that Bettel... just leave...

>> No.43070410
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43070410

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>> No.43070438

I didn't know Siri could be this savage.

>> No.43070448

Jesus, she roasted him so hard

>> No.43070461

>you stupid FOB piece of shit parents

SIRI NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

>> No.43070479

Is pepper being a fruit a common knowledge? Its the first time i hear about that, we know it here as a vegetable..

>> No.43070509

>>43070410
I'd force him to graduate if I could

>> No.43070520

>>43070410
Of course, cutie Flay Flay!~

>> No.43070535

Siri is such a pushover

>> No.43070556

>>43070410
yes, always

>> No.43070563

>>43070479
A vegetable is a culinary distinction, fruit/berry are botanical distinctions.

>> No.43070571

I think siri is in an abusive relationship

>> No.43070573

>>43070410
fuck off

>> No.43070584

>>43070410
No that's gey

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>>43070107
I've enjoyed both so far

>> No.43070641

>All tomorrows

>> No.43070650
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Would you unironically date an AI that was advanced enough to be convincing and hold a conversation?

>> No.43070659

>>43070410
yes!!!!! KISSKISS FOR FLAYFLAY... mwah mwah!

>> No.43070705

>>43070650
No

>> No.43070723

>>43070509
i want to graduate him form being a virgin ToT

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>>43070509
i'd suck ya dick for ya if i could

>> No.43070766

>>43070650
I'm going to be the first straight /MANS/ to buy a loli sexdoll with the first ai sentience

>> No.43070794

i love it when bettel starts mouthbreathing

>> No.43070798

>>43070650
Only if it could mimic my husbando well

>> No.43070822

>>43070509
id force you to cum inside him if i could >:(

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43070843

um siri?

>> No.43070846
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43070846

What was that?

>> No.43070870
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43070870

what does this expression convey

>> No.43070871

That story ending was like one of those green text that ends by saying the line of a show

>> No.43070877

So why was it important that the squirrels were brown?

>> No.43070891

It's a bit right? it's the simplest story to follow.
He's not that much of a simple minded fool, right?

>> No.43070901

Bettel's Siri is unironically funnier than most posters on /vt/

>> No.43070914

>>43070870
forced orgasm

>> No.43070918

>>43070871
SIRI IS /HERE/!

>> No.43070966
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>>43070650
I don't need an AI girlfriend, I would settle for an AI friend.

>> No.43070965

>>43070870
"If only you know how FUCKED UP things really are?"

>> No.43070969

that siri joke actually made me laugh

>> No.43070971

>>43070563
It's hard to accept this fact

>> No.43071034

>>43070969
NGL, I laughed when she went "ha ha" at the end

>> No.43071050

so did bettel actually plan a valentine's stream with the bettelions?

>> No.43071054

Bettel had confidence?

>> No.43071078

>>43070971
From the Wikipedia page for "Vegetable"
>Vegetables are parts of plants that are consumed by humans or other animals as food. The original meaning is still commonly used and is applied to plants collectively to refer to all edible plant matter, including the flowers, fruits, stems, leaves, roots, and seeds. An alternative definition of the term is applied somewhat arbitrarily, often by culinary and cultural tradition. It may exclude foods derived from some plants that are fruits, flowers, nuts, and cereal grains, but include savoury fruits such as tomatoes and courgettes, flowers such as broccoli, and seeds such as pulses.

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>>43067888
I hope Bettel gets that hairstyle for his first outfit, it looks good on him honestly.

t.brotuber enjoyer

>> No.43071125

>>43071050
yeah he's cucking them live on stream

>> No.43071166

>>43071050
This is it

>> No.43071194

>>43070410
Yes!!! My cute boyfriend!!!!

>> No.43071205

>>43070650
I believe that if an AI is advanced enough to look and behave like a sapient being than it's more likely than not it's actually sapient.
So I'd date a female equivalent of Data from Star Trek.
I'd fuck an android, is what I'm saying.
And I'll love it.

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>>43071125
..........

>> No.43071237

how are bettelyumes enjoying this

>> No.43071262

>>43071125
Yeah, me. He's cucking me

>> No.43071268

>>43071050
yeah he's doing a secret ASMR valentines date stream for menshi after this

>> No.43071276

HE'S GONNA PROPOSE

>> No.43071281

>>43071125
nice, bettel's the type that would rather graduate than submit to the BFE parasocial thing. let's hope he doesn't start giving his bettelheads smooches 2 months in.

>> No.43071286

The hard cut to the bathroom always gets me.

>> No.43071291

HE'S GOING TO PROPOSE!?

>> No.43071290

HE'S GONNA POP THE QUESTION

>> No.43071309

Kek what the fuck is bettel going on about

>> No.43071315

BETTEL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.43071341

>Brings out a ring
bruh

>> No.43071350

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.43071374

Yumes, the idiot you've been dating for a week is proposing to you at Restaurant™ in front of everyone.
wwyd?

>> No.43071380

I never noticed before, is Bettel wearing eyeshadow?

>> No.43071420

EXTREMELY RACIST OPINION: I liked both bits

>> No.43071422

>>43071125
Well if they wanted BFE, bettel just aint it he choose the brotuber camp. At least there is still Leader, Hakka and Magni thats doing BFE for Valentines.

>> No.43071430

I like bettel for who he is, why can't I get a ring?!

>> No.43071441
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43071441

>>43071374
Marry him, obviously.

>> No.43071443

he's breaking KEK

>> No.43071444

THERE'S NOTHING LEFT FOR ME HERE IT'S ALL OVER

>> No.43071448

He's acting me

>> No.43071455
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43071455

What happened to his hand?

>> No.43071500

>>43071380
yes

>> No.43071501

>>43071455
This is what happens when you jerk off too many times :3

>> No.43071516

Hope she chokes on that ring

>> No.43071518
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43071518

Bettel pretty much

>> No.43071535

NO I'VE SEEN THE NEWS ARTICLES ABOUT THIS

>> No.43071540

The Brisk ring. Classic maneuver.

>> No.43071545

>>43071448 (muh)
I meant to say he's scaring me

>> No.43071551
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43071551

>>43069854
this is why he's the only just like me fr fr in VG

>> No.43071555

>>43071430
I told you, if you run into him first you're almost certain to get a ring within 2 days, go get to him before someone else does.

>> No.43071564

>>43071455
simulating my cock

>> No.43071599

>>43070728
>Sex with a fellow Magsister
No thanks most of you are probably pissfags

>> No.43071658

>Public proposal
Cringe

>> No.43071660

I don't like where this is going.

>> No.43071668
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43071668

>>43071125

>> No.43071689

>>43071374
Accept, take the clown to pound town, and grow old with him (or whenever his diet catches up with hom and kills him)

>> No.43071701

>>43071660
2 month hiatus after this stream

>> No.43071769

BETTELYUMES BACK FROM THE DEAD

>> No.43071783

>Bettel overlapping my wife
I'll catch the vod, I suppose...

>> No.43071784

This man is having a private tragedy, don't look.

>> No.43071787
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43071787

>> No.43071788
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43071788

Judging from the thread rn, i cant wait for the Bettelyume meltdown part 2 during Ollie's event.

>> No.43071795
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43071795

Why are women like this?

>> No.43071804

Siri is the best third wheel :3

>> No.43071813
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43071813

This is painful I love it

>> No.43071820

Siri is such a fucking bitch

>> No.43071821

never thought i'd feel

>> No.43071843
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>> No.43071849

Bettel......

>> No.43071856

BETTELYUMES WE WON

>> No.43071861

HE'S ABUSIVE

>> No.43071867

It's another brisk outburst

>> No.43071874

Siri is a fucking whore.

>> No.43071891

Uhhhhhhh

>> No.43071892
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43071892

GOD
DAMMIT

>> No.43071897

>Bettel is a clingy, needy boyfriend who jumps immediately to marriage and imposes his life plan on you without consideration
Hot

>> No.43071903

>>43071843
At least he's a real american... right?

>> No.43071919

I CAN FIX HIM
I CAN MAKE THE PAIN GO AWAY
I CAN CHANGE HIS LIFE FOR THE BETTER

>> No.43071926

Siri stomped on his heart

>> No.43071960
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>> No.43071984

>that repeating walking and door closing sfx
It's like Siri is malfunctioning and walking in and back out the door.

>> No.43071991

Bettel....

>> No.43072005

>>43071787
This is fucking perfect

>> No.43072016

Possessive Bettel is kinda hot ngl.

>> No.43072038
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43072038

>wait
That's it champ, that's how it's done.

>> No.43072045
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43072045

yes bettel get lonely and desperate we're always here for you

>> No.43072051
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43072051

THE DEPRESSED ABUSIVE ALCOHOLIC ARC STARTS NOW

>> No.43072053

>>43071897
Hold on? This is hot? Since when?

>> No.43072085
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43072085

>> No.43072096
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>>43071843

>> No.43072104

Ok now it's absolutely KINO

>> No.43072106

It's ok Siri, Bettel will wait until you pass the turing test

>> No.43072108
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43072108

This bitch is two stories tall

>> No.43072119

No...

>> No.43072120

walking alone in the rain...

>> No.43072166

KINO ENDING

>> No.43072184
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>> No.43072210

Phantom is farting Zs

>> No.43072209

WHY DID HE MAKE HIS OUTRO SO FUCKABLE!?

>> No.43072214

FUCKING SOVL!!

>> No.43072232
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43072232

SAD HUSK OF A MAN/10

>> No.43072234
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43072234

>>43072053
Bettelyumes want to torture him right, what could be worst for a man than marriage?

>> No.43072250

It was beautiful

>> No.43072248

Shit hit too close.

>> No.43072312

>>43072053
If women are attracted to a type of person anything that reinforces that archtype is hot.
That or she's being kinda sarcastic

>> No.43072334

judge magni.. magni i beg...

>> No.43072339

RATE THE STREAM

>> No.43072349

Let this be the end of the Tempus AI arc

>> No.43072370
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43072370

Good 'ol 2pump

>> No.43072376

>>43072339
tooreal/10

>> No.43072379

kek people who have never watched flayon play ring fit are in for a treat

>> No.43072408 [SPOILER] 
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43072408

>only one hour of jester activity today

>> No.43072419

flayon better be moaning this time

>> No.43072428

>>43072053
its a joke

>> No.43072450

>>43072339
Drinkin' Brisk in the bathroom/10

>> No.43072451

>>43072379
This is going to be the gayest valentine's yet...

>> No.43072456

>>43072349
>inb4 Altare also has an AI with him

>> No.43072462
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43072462

>HQ debuts and have a whole arc revolving around office women they can never date
VG debuts and have a whole arc revolving around AI women that can never date
We are living in a timeloop

>> No.43072464

>>43072339
I WOULD MAKE BETTEL HAPPIER THAN SIRI/10

>> No.43072477

>>43072339
It's how I expected it to go/10

>> No.43072504

>>43072349
it's only just begun, we don't need women anymore

>> No.43072539

FLAY ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/aegB7G_sbpM
https://youtu.be/aegB7G_sbpM
https://youtu.be/aegB7G_sbpM

>> No.43072547

>>43072339
TheRainSceneMadeItAllTheBettel/10

>> No.43072546

>>43072462
Dear God

>> No.43072563

>>43072462
EN 3rd gen will be office women no one dates

>> No.43072575

FLAY FLAY ON THE TELEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.43072591
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43072591

>>43072339
I raped his unconscious body after he collapsed for standing 48 hours straight/10

>> No.43072594

>>43072539
FAGGOT ON MY SCREEN
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.43072616

>>43072408
there's like 8 more streams tonight bro

>> No.43072635
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43072635

>>43072563
The OL

>> No.43072637

>>43072504
Idk man, men seem significantly less funny when they make jokes with/about AI

>> No.43072642
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43072642

flaybebe a crumb of moans... that's all i ask for

>> No.43072657

>>43072456
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.43072682
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>>43072563
Yes...let the alcoholic hags flow...

>> No.43072691

flayon will NEVER moan while playing ring fit

>> No.43072707

>>43072591
That is the fakest greentext I have ever seen

>> No.43072748
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43072748

>>43072339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxahbnUCZxY /10

>> No.43072773

>>43072637
That's only because they can't allow the AI to say the nigger word.

>> No.43072798

>>43072691
please.... it's valentines day... a spec of a moan....

>> No.43072822

LOL THE SHADES

>> No.43072837

Why did the Hulkster take over Flayon's stream?

>> No.43072840

Now that's what I call a BROTUBER!

>> No.43072857
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43072857

cute

>> No.43072871
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43072871

You have a date with your gym right?

>> No.43072874
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43072874

>Bettel raiding into Flayon
>'Okay, the last time an HQ boy I liked raided into Flayon I was immediately blasted with screaming but maybe I was too harsh, let's stick it out and see what this stream is li--'
>60 seconds of autistic grunting

I TRIED MACHIROONS, I REALLY TRIED

>> No.43072950
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43072950

does yagoo abuse them?

>> No.43072959

Flayon is so fucking weird, WTF is he even talking about?

>> No.43072961

>>43072874
Sorry for the autisms.

>> No.43072977
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43072977

I want to adopt this autistic shota oji and listen him talk incoherently about his interests for hours

>> No.43072993

Does the joycon drift affect the gameplay of ring fit?

>> No.43073001

>>43072874
It's a ringfit stream, what are you expecting exactly?

>> No.43073025

>>43072874
Sure you did

>> No.43073049

>>43072993
no? it doesn't use the joycon at all just the gyro inside it when you use your leg strap and ring.

>> No.43073060
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43073060

https://twitter.com/MurasVt/status/1625620899696181249

>> No.43073074

>>43072874
The frustrations of joycon drift affect everyone

>> No.43073094

Is Flayon going to go swole?...

>> No.43073108

He didn't know...

>> No.43073145

this dumbass didn't even realize his own vod got mane-chan'd

>> No.43073153

>>43072642
he's unironically too fit to moan during ringfit. that boy could run a triathalon while autistically gushing about his interests

>> No.43073157

>>43073060
>One wing angel intensify

>> No.43073168

It's likely that mane san got rid of the VOD

>> No.43073171

oh so it was the fanart thing

>> No.43073235
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43073235

get in the mech, machi

>> No.43073266

>Need perms to do fanart
This is so autistic

>> No.43073319

I LOVE JAPANESE COPYRIGHT LAW

>> No.43073325

Flayon feels like your cute and overexcited little brother who doesn't know how to shut up and doesn't understand boundaries.

>> No.43073349

this guy's stamina... the domtop of tempus...

>> No.43073353

>>43073266
Magni had a similar problem with sonic fanart early on too

>> No.43073354

>>43072977
>oji
wait he's not that old is he? i pegged him for like 29

>> No.43073359

Are (You) exercising with Flayon?

>> No.43073376

>bettel's ending the stream so I go away for a bit to get some food
>I come back and see that Fl*yon autoplayed right after
Appetite: instantly gone
My day: substantially worse

>> No.43073432
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>>43073359
Yeah i am...

>> No.43073442

>>43073354
thats only 7 years younger then Ves

>> No.43073447

>>43073353
he just got bonked tho, they didn't take down the vod lol. wonder why mane san went extreme and took the vod down lol

>> No.43073448

What is his insecurity, anons?

>> No.43073450

>>43073376
Do /MANS/ actually not watch Flayon?

>> No.43073458

>>43073359
according to my fitbit, my heartrate hits 140-160 when i touch myself to his streams

>> No.43073460

>>43073354
he's 18,432 years old

>> No.43073472

>>43073359
i only exercise with aniki

>> No.43073497
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43073497

>>43073359
No, I'm watching mommy sing.

>> No.43073500

>>43073349
With his people pleasing he'd be a service top.

>> No.43073502

>>43073354
>pegging Flayon for 29 years
ToT

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43073530

>>43073502

>> No.43073550

>>43073359
Already lifted today, so I'm gonna pass

>> No.43073552

He was talking about the Angels of Death stream for anyone curious

>> No.43073595

>>43073447
That creator has a rule that streams of their games can't be monetized, maybe drawing fanart of it on a monetized stream crossed that line.

>> No.43073601

I don't understand people who can't stand PDA

>> No.43073602

are you excited to decorate cupcakes with hermanito?

>> No.43073635

How parasocial is Magni

>> No.43073664

>>43073601
Personal Digital Assistant?

>> No.43073689

>>43073060
Axels next wallpaper

>> No.43073712
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43073712

>>43073664

>> No.43073721

>>43073472
does axel's pathetic stamina make you feel better?

>> No.43073723

>>43073635
I hope he gets incurably parasocial and does a Vox tier RP in members. Bonus points for gasping and moaning.

>> No.43073726

>>43073664
no they meant Personal Defense Armament

>> No.43073737

>>43073376
why are you so hateful? it's valentine's day!

>> No.43073840

>>43073723
why would you break him like this :(? magni did nothing wrong

>> No.43073883
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43073883

>>43073635
Before, not really. But now he would unironically kill himself if he isn't coddled by magmites 24/7. Unfortunately all magmites hate him except me

>> No.43073930

>>43073883
The tatoo worked?

>> No.43073937

>>43073737
Might be news to you but only women like Valentine's day

>> No.43073941
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>> No.43073961

ohmygod what was that squeak flayon...

>> No.43073980

>>43073840
i was deprived of maguni sexo from the voice packs, so im extra thirsty now, gomen

>> No.43073986

>>43073635
i think it goes
BFE - shinri > magni > altare > vesper >machi > axel > hakka > bettel - brotuber

>> No.43073996

>>43073937
Never had a girl do something nice for you on valentine's?

>> No.43074004

>>43073941
Femxel... me beloved...

>> No.43074045
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43074045

>> No.43074048

>>43073961
Take your meds anon, you are hearing non existent sounds

>> No.43074108

>>43073941
ALICE. DAISUKI DAYO
>>43074045
Oh fuck I love her too....

>> No.43074121

>>43074048
for coomers every sound that comes out of flayon is lewd me included

>> No.43074123

>>43074048
i want to sex the cute holostars pilot until he squeaks like a dog toy

>> No.43074131

>>43073986
>has never watched a tempus stream before

>> No.43074134
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43074134

>>43073883

>> No.43074137

>>43073937
>only women like Valentine's day
But I got free chocolate today, what's there to hate?

>> No.43074152

>>43074045
You can't fool me Regina, those are fucking poisoned

>> No.43074161

Flayon casually talking while working out is so funny

>> No.43074204

>>43074045
...what is she up to?

>> No.43074206

I swear to God, Flay Flay want to eat everything He sees...

>> No.43074235

>>43073941
>>43074045
Disgusting, today is for the straight women not this dyke shit.

>> No.43074241
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43074241

>>43073941
Aneki..ahhh

>> No.43074265

>>43074131
daddy daddy doo, showering infront of my kois, kill yourself

>> No.43074281

Is cute aggression a thing that really exists? I have heard about it so much but I have never experienced it

>> No.43074294

>>43073723
ToT magni getting more comfortable doing RP after this valentine's day stream, starts doing them regularly and progressively getting more comfortable and slutty while doing them....

>> No.43074302

>>43074161
it would be kinda kino if he would just play into his ridiculous stamina and fitness and labelled his ringfit streams as zatsudans

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>>43074235
This is a thread for men

>> No.43074336

>>43073986
i think it goes
BFE - >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shinri = magni = altare = vesper =machi = axel = hakka = bettel = brotuber

>> No.43074339

>>43074161
his stamina is impressive. maybe i could yume for him.

>> No.43074343

>>43074206
Yes...Good Flay Flay...

>> No.43074367
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43074367

>>43073883
You don't get to say this without showing your tattoo

>> No.43074368

>>43074294
finally someone gets me. I need a shower stream from that whore where he describes what he's doing in detail

>> No.43074411
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43074411

>>43074134
You forgot part 1, kek

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>>43074235
sorry sis i'm getting off to both

>> No.43074443

>>43073726
>>43073664
Post-surgery Dilation Assistant

>> No.43074449

>Still watches pokemon
Didn't Ash had his graduation episode already? What is the point of watching it now?

>> No.43074518

>>43074428
The best Regina art out there, that expression is perfect.

>> No.43074539
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43074539

>>43074241

>> No.43074544

>>43074411
betrayed by the magmites. no wonder he's slutting it up with altare and bettel nowadays

>> No.43074554

>>43074449
he's a pokemon autist like altare

>> No.43074565
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43074565

>>43073883
i hate him because he HATES me and wants me dead in minecraft

>> No.43074566

I love that he can actually stick his tongue out on his model

>> No.43074593

>>43073941
god alice you genki bitch I LOVE YOU

>> No.43074619

Hey anons! Did (you) defeat a crime group when you were 11?

>> No.43074631

flay reminds me of those zoomer edits with way too much shit on the screen, great stream to zone out to

>> No.43074646

This is just a fucking zatsudan.

>> No.43074679

>>43074294
I need him to pull an electric massager asmr.

>> No.43074687

>>43074265
daddy daddy doo is a bfe song????

>> No.43074707

>>43074539
ToT

>> No.43074710

>>43074309
>>43074428
You fags wouldn't say this if any of the girls were drawn as boys. I remember how much the board seethed at the first HoloMinistry stream.

>> No.43074713

flay thats a dangerous thing to say out loud when there's fujos watching

>> No.43074769

>>43074713
The [Faster]? It's whatever anon

>> No.43074784

>>43074687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUM1NM-_sX4

>> No.43074834
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43074834

>>43074710
But I dress exactly like IryK though.

>> No.43074843

>>43074710
>anon thinks bichads don't also jack it to genderbend of the girls
i do actually hayko is my favorite

>> No.43074893

>>43073986
Axel should not be that high up. He's the furthest thing from anything remotely bfe

>> No.43074897

>>43074710
i wasn't there for the first but everyone loved the latest holoministry stream

>> No.43074908

>>43074834
What are you a bar host?

>> No.43074939

>>43074843
Hayko is unironically hot, and I couldn't care less about Council

>> No.43074947
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43074947

https://twitter.com/jamesthefoole/status/1598602762585264129
Looked up the thumbnail art for Magni's membership stream, can't believe this artist only has 40 followers.

>> No.43074956
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43074956

as a Vestelhead that identifies as a software I have feasted and fed good

>> No.43074975

>>43074769
>i don't care if someone's bigger than me i'll put up a fight, i like the challenge

>> No.43074986

>>43074893
But he gives kisses to the axelotls, Bettel still hasn't done that right?

>> No.43075029

>>43074956
Where do I download one of you?

>> No.43075041

>>43067888
>SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Flay
Maguni
Vespy
Axel
>CUTE
Bettel
Hermanito
Shinri
Leader!

>> No.43075044

>>43073447
I think Magni had the permission to draw certain sonic characters, but Flayon didnt. Had it that Magni drew with no permissions, the vod would have been takes down too I believe

>> No.43075047

>>43074893
Axel did a RP video where he asks you out on a date dude.

>> No.43075048

>>43074986
>kisses you after kissing a dozen other girls
Sounds disgusting

>> No.43075055

>Flayon will remember this

>> No.43075064
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43075064

>>43074908
>get a WFH job
>put on a suit sometimes because otherwise I can't get in a working mindset
>barely go outside anyway
Listen, I'm gonna put that $1,500 suit to use somehow.

>> No.43075077

The Shades remain on!

>> No.43075087
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43075087

>>43073941
Alice sex

>> No.43075129
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43075129

>>43074956
ME TOO

>> No.43075153

>>43074784
but theres a girl...

>> No.43075164

>I always wanted to have an older brother
Flayon... Altare is younger than you... Don't try it...

>> No.43075170

"technically i have lots of older brothers.... even though i'm older than them"

>> No.43075173

>I always wanted an older brother
come here little pilot, I can fill that role in your hole.

>> No.43075216
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43075216

>>43074565
I hate Magni but i love Magnolia. I have no idea what is wrong with me.

>> No.43075227

>There are people that come off like they’re older but really have a mental age of 5
Altare…

>> No.43075229

shotaoji ToT

>> No.43075235

>>43075170
Can't be older than Vesper and Magni

>> No.43075236

>>43074947
this art is so kino

>> No.43075320

>>43075235
yeah he's definitely not older than ves. i'd say he's maybe closer to magni's age maybe?

>> No.43075341

>>43075047
axelotl bros coping

>> No.43075343
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43075343

cute valentines art https://twitter.com/xmayo0x/status/1625634243148906496?s=20

>> No.43075439

>>43075235
is magni 30? shinri should be the second oldest since he's confirmed early 30s

>> No.43075440

If I like Bettel, will I like Magni?

>> No.43075453

>Kingdom hearts rant

>> No.43075459

>>43075343
Lol, the old man fingergun

>> No.43075496

>>43074893
right, his black cherry cover is unironically for the bros and he kept his homework/date rp gender neutral for a reason.

>> No.43075526

>>43075439
Isn't Magni like 28-ish?

>> No.43075537

>>43075439
>Flayon might be the 4th oldest member if he's older than Bettel
I don't want to live in that reality

>> No.43075544

>>43075343
That Flay ToT

>> No.43075555

>>43073359
Yes. I need to get in better shape so I don't spend another Valentine's single

>> No.43075563
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43075563

>>43075459
Its tradition.

>> No.43075626

>>43075526
that's what i thought too. either way grouping him age-wise with vesper is a stretch

>> No.43075644
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43075644

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVB5d918lbg

Moonlight Shadow in solitary
It's just that I'm so thirsty...
The fruit I've sunk my teeth into...
Ravishes me with its sweet, sweet, but deadly poison

Black Cherry...make love to me, give yourself to me
You have to leave your seed to be reborn inside of me...
It's all right if you don't love me...since I don't love you
Don't make me more wretched than this...

The two of us, with this history...it's just a petty fling on the way to something else
Your heart remains a mystery...the number of tears I've shed only account for the nights I spent in your embrace

Red Rouge on your shirt collar
To kiss and swallow words so deeply...
Incanto Shine...a fragrance that's not mine [1]
I can't believe...the movement of those hips
Yet, Ecstasy, Replicate
While you make the wings I prayed for tremble
An obvious scandal, lips studied so closely
Slowmotion impressed upon me...

Don't stop kiss me! I can't be apart from you...
Don't stop kiss me! But, I can't forgive you...AH~ Come inside me!
Black Cherry...make love to me, give yourself to me
Leave your seed inside of me!
It's all right if you don't love me...since I don't love you
Make me wretched like this!

Forbidden Territory...I can never break away now
I feel it, Black Cherry....I can't forget the lingering sensation of your kiss

Don't stop kiss me! I can't be apart from you...
Don't stop kiss me! But, I can't forgive you...AH~ Come inside me!
Black Cherry...make love to me, give yourself to me
Leave your seed inside of me!
It's all right if you don't love me...since I don't love you
Make me wretched like this!
Black Cherry, give it to me...
Black Cherry, give me more...
Even though the truth is I've always loved you...

Our short History...it's just a petty fling on the way to something else
With this, Finally...though...once in a while, remember me like this...

>> No.43075706

>>43075440
if you've been watching bettel you've already watched a ton of magni and should be able to come to your own conclusion

>> No.43075720

>>43075563
COWBOY BEBOP REFERENCE

>> No.43075748

>>43075626
Yeah, Vesper and Shinri are the 30+ club. Bettel and Magni are closer in age.

>> No.43075766

Wait, did he say that he was limited to 5 minutes for the Valentine's vp?

>> No.43075771

>vp was easier because it doesn't involve him
Guys I think Flayon is asexual

>> No.43075810

I just saw Bettel’s maid uniform tweet. Why is Magni’s maid uniform so much more slutty?

>> No.43075843

how can this boy still do all these voices after just exercising...

>> No.43075863

>>43075343
Hakka is always cute in these valentines fanarts

>> No.43075872

>>43075810
because magni made it himself

>> No.43075874

>>43075810
Because Magni drew his himself and he's a slut

>> No.43075882

>>43075810
Magni is a high class whore while Bettel is a cheap slut. Hope this helps.

>> No.43075903

>>43075771
Sure anon, on a serious note I would guess it's because he saw it as a VA job maybe

>> No.43075929

>>43075720
das rite

>> No.43075947

>>43075771
didn't he just say it was embarrassing because it was about him?

>> No.43075966

>>43075843
probably adderall buff, iirc he says he takes meds to keep him on track

>> No.43075971
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43075971

time for your dick flattening, machi

>> No.43075985

>Mr. Hubby~
Flayon...

>> No.43075986
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43075986

He wants to fuck the clown
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1625641004488351748

>> No.43076020

>>43075966
i thought he only took meds for his motion sickness

>> No.43076066

>>43075966
When did he say that?

>> No.43076106

of course my oshi is the only one whos vp leaked

>> No.43076107
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43076107

you're husband material to me flay

>> No.43076115

>"i'm not even a muscles guy"
I HAVE A CHANCE

>> No.43076122

>>43075986
>not in minecraft
its over.......

>> No.43076133

>>43076020
During the doodle stream he responded to a comment about ADHD saying he sometimes needs medicine for it.

>> No.43076143

>>43075986
He's into crossdressing Dez, so I mean, it makes perfect sense...

>> No.43076188

Do you guys think Flayon's neighbours can hear Him?

>> No.43076222
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43076222

Ayo?
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1625642549980405762

>> No.43076239

>>43075986
For a moment I thought Valheim was another region of the Elysium, like Utopia or Xenokuni, then it downed on me that it was the game

>> No.43076264

bettelyumes... flayon is stealing our man

>> No.43076275

>>43076122
He's already got Hakka and Shinri in his Minecraft sex dungeon - gotta make space elsewhere

>> No.43076278

>>43076133
damn okay cause during ghost train he mentioned motion sickness. i guess he takes both then

>> No.43076322

>>43075047
Axel asks both men and women on dates

>> No.43076324
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43076324

>> No.43076343

>>43076188
Probably not, he had a whole run down on soundproofing in his audio lecture

>> No.43076367

>>43076222
magni already has this achievement unlocked, leading is slacking

>> No.43076386

>>43076222
What's next, he's gonna do offcollab karaoke with Altare for 7 hours? Can Magni have nothing to himself??

>> No.43076397

>>43076143
leader getting serviced by both dezmaid and maidtel ToT

>> No.43076406

>>43076343
Oh no anon. did you leak menshi content!?

>> No.43076411

VESPER HATE!!!

>> No.43076414
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43076414

ToT

>> No.43076423

>>43076222
Edging Bettel for 40 hours ToT

>> No.43076445

>>43076406
Certainly not :^)

>> No.43076461

>>43076106
whose?

>> No.43076472

Enjoy your date with Altare, yumes. I won't watch, too gay for me kek

>> No.43076475

>>43076322
Based Axel

>> No.43076488

>>43076397
Holy shit ToT

>> No.43076501
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43076501

Is this part of the American autism?

>> No.43076590

>>43076501
do yuropoors not have theme parks

>> No.43076591

Altare's hair is the hardest fucking thing to draw in the world, he needs a haircut

>> No.43076597

>>43076501
wtf have people never seen these things before?
My school used to hold festivals during the summer and that shit was there every year along with those things where you'd had to stand against the wall and it would spin really fast

>> No.43076608

his voice is getting ragged... god we're so close....

>> No.43076642

Do you think magni's rp will be sadistic? I dont think he's gonna go much into the bfe route

>> No.43076670

>>43076472
Thanks for the heads up anon, I was distracted by Flayon that I was losing track of time.

>> No.43076675

>>43076501
i put up with fujos to relish in random posts like this

>> No.43076707

>>43076642
Silly anon, thinking sadistic magni isn't bfe

>> No.43076722

>>43076591
I thought I was the only one

>> No.43076728

I wish Bettel's stream had been a date with >us instead. Even a shitty platonic date.

>> No.43076737

how long until the good streams are back
this valentines bullshit is boring and only femoids fall for it

>> No.43076738
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43076738

>>43076597
First Worlder-chama....

>> No.43076743

Is the Magni RP going to be archived for members? I won't be home to watch it

>> No.43076757

>>43076222
Bettel being a brat while horny isn't helping my yume fantasies.

>> No.43076777

>>43076728
You're not committed to the bit like he is.

>> No.43076780
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43076780

it's been 6 months of tempus and this person is still a dilemma to me

>> No.43076792

>>43076737
Just come back tomorrow anon it's just 1 day

>> No.43076800

>>43076590
nta but in Hakkaland that shit doesn't exist

>> No.43076803

>>43076737
the holiday’s over tomorrow you impatient faggot

>> No.43076814

>>43076707
I forgot to write "nice" bfe

>> No.43076862

>>43076642
God I wish. I’m dreaming of Magni abusing us and tying (you) up for a ‘romantic dinner date’. The food is drugged and (you) get weaker and weaker, until (you) can’t even hold the spoon. He snaps and gets mad at (you) for wasting the food he prepared and proceeds to punish (you). Then he leaves (you) tied up in the torture room while he goes off to do his chocolate making public stream

>> No.43076887

>>43076780
>Hello X
>Not Flay
>Not Machi
>X

>> No.43076890

>>43076800
yes they do, they're just sighlty more dangerous

>> No.43076906

>>43076737
Seethe

>> No.43076934

cheese popcorn enjoyers fucking KYS

>> No.43076962

>>43076414
this slut...

>> No.43076974

>>43076934
Seethe

>> No.43077007
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43077007

>>43076642
Sadistic Magni is the best Magni.

>> No.43077065

>>43076737
Shut up anon
I get to be an incel parasocial viewer too, okay
It’s not exclusive to men

>> No.43077069

>>43076743
they usually are

>> No.43077068
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43077068

Rape
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1625645369550860290

>> No.43077070

>>43076414
rip his apron off and bend him over the counter ToT

>> No.43077089

>>43076780
Ew

>> No.43077157

>>43076934
don't tell me you're a caramel popcorn fan... disgusting!!

>> No.43077163

>>43077068
He's gonna destroy the clussy

>> No.43077210

>>43077089
probably an american woman, you know how they are with virtue signaling and being progressive

>> No.43077216

>>43077068
o7 clownman

>> No.43077221

>>43077068
god he’s really telling the audience that he owns bettel sexually

>> No.43077232

alttel...?

>> No.43077240

>His manager told him he was crazy
Flayon...

>> No.43077275

If it's Snailtare, I will give 5 gifted menshis

>> No.43077280

>>43077068
almondfujos it's over... ;-;

>> No.43077289

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/XCFK9gYlM2c
https://youtu.be/XCFK9gYlM2c
https://youtu.be/XCFK9gYlM2c

>> No.43077291

>>43077007
That art is so good

>> No.43077322

Tartara on the telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCFK9gYlM2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCFK9gYlM2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCFK9gYlM2c

>> No.43077347

>>43077210
>Woman
You mean man right?

>> No.43077355

>>43077221
As he should

>> No.43077358

>>43077068
That feels like a threat

>> No.43077379

>>43077065
watching valentine streams does not make me a fucking “incel” you asshole

>> No.43077397

>>43077347
no, I mean woman.

>> No.43077404

>chicken tastes too good
Flay is black, confirmed

>> No.43077440

>>43077379
sister please, don't lie to yourself

>> No.43077450
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43077450

ywn farm w/ your boywife machi

>> No.43077459

>>43077397
A woman with a mental illness and thinks is a man who likes other men? Wow

>> No.43077472

>If I had more money I would go vegetarian
Don't lie yourself Flayon

>> No.43077486

>>43077440
whatever man, fuck you

>> No.43077485

Ah, I forgot about that part of leader's intro where it blurs a bit and makes you feel like the date rape drugs are kicking in

>> No.43077498

HE/S /HERE/

>> No.43077525

>(You)

>> No.43077524

>(You)
>(You)
>(You)

>> No.43077526

altare is definitely /here/ kek

>> No.43077538

>no snailtare
ALTARE HATE

>> No.43077551
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43077551

(You) ON THE TELLY

>> No.43077562

>Not Snailtare
GOOD BYE

>> No.43077610

>>43077551
IM ON THE TELLY?!

>> No.43077618

Look ma, I'm on the telly!

>> No.43077619

Thanks for satiating my lonely christmas cake heart, Leader. chu chu

>> No.43077627

9th Tempus member karaoke

>> No.43077631

Well, there go the 5 gifted menshis I was gonna give. Not like they seem to need them, the whole chat is green KEK

>> No.43077650

Pineapple juice...leader's sweet cum ToT

>> No.43077665

>>43077619
Is your chicken warm?

>> No.43077675

Altare is my favorite but I have this on the lowest volume possible dattebayo

>> No.43077698

>Literally (You)
/HERE/

>> No.43077710

ITS PRERECORDED NO ONE AWSKED ITS OVER

>> No.43077723
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43077723

>>43077627

>> No.43077722

>>43077379
Yes it does

>> No.43077735

>>43077526
We knew it from the very start, he posted and deleted a twitter on the early days saying "Nowa-Oji" when only it was mentioned /here/ and 5ch

>> No.43077757

LMFAO

>> No.43077755
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43077755

>>43077665
What?

>> No.43077758

Im sorry flay but I have a hot date with Leader
>tunes in
Oh my god it’s actually a date

>> No.43077763

AAAAAAAA ITS SNAILTARE

>> No.43077764

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.43077766

SNAILTARE LOVE

>> No.43077769

>>43077486
damn you really cant handle the femcel label huh go back to your doxxsite

>> No.43077771

we're in a universe where we're dating the tempus boys in a revolving door, hot

>> No.43077773

>>43077631
KNEEL

>> No.43077778

>>43077275
...

>> No.43077795

>>43077631
GET BACK HERE

>> No.43077820

The waiters walking on the table jesus christ terrible service

>> No.43077826

HE COULDN'T COMMIT KEK

>> No.43077842

>>43077562
kneel

>> No.43077872

>>43077773
>>43077778
>>43077795
The date was supposed to be with Snailtare, that was the condition. Sorry :)

>> No.43077878
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43077878

>>43077735
and yet I got called a retard by when I said it was obvious

>> No.43077885

>>43077562
DOUBTERS BTFO

>> No.43077932

>>43077755
>she doesnt know
are you a tempus only fan by chance

>> No.43077946

>pineapple juice
WE'RE SUCKING HIM UNDER THE TABLE TONIGHT

>> No.43077966

>>43077872
you can just cheat on him like with the waiter like a typical woman

>> No.43077972

>pineapple juice
Altare aiming to get his dick sucked

>> No.43077973

i knew it would be a fucking joke bit KEK

>> No.43077979
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43077979

WE'RE KEKING HIM WITH SNAILTARE

>> No.43077993

>>43077771
Adventurer guild of whores TTToTTT

>> No.43078000

I hope he kills (You) at the end

>> No.43078007

im only unmuting when snailtare is on the stream date rp makes me cringe too much

>> No.43078024

>>43078000
hot

>> No.43078023

>Overlapping Leader
Flayon just end already.

>> No.43078030

I told you there was 0% chance he was gonna do this seriously for free. For public streams, it's always a gag.

>> No.43078047

>>43077966
prediction: thats what's going to happen. (you) said the waiter has rizz and altare doesn't. snailtare route.

>> No.43078054

>>43077538
Apologize

>> No.43078089

>>43078023
That would imply he checked the schedule

>> No.43078114

>>43078023
But I want to see how long he'll hold out
The little nigga doesn't even sound tired

>> No.43078124

altare overlapping hermanito in one hour hate

>> No.43078134

>>43078054
i wanted a date with snailtare so i refuse to apologize

>> No.43078167

>>43077946
>>43077972
does that really makes semen taste good?kek

>> No.43078189

i desperately hope this turns into an american psycho bit

>> No.43078190

ENTER

>> No.43078205

lol

>> No.43078224

>>43077946
My first thought lmao

>> No.43078251

>>43078023
it's his way of controlling himself from unloading his balls through the duet premiere, pls andastand

>> No.43078268

>pineapple juice
We're having sex tonight

>> No.43078278

>>43078189
i honestly thought he was about to say he worked in murders and executions

>> No.43078322

Was that lore?

>> No.43078338

>>43068362
I wish but it’s Romeo

>> No.43078353

>>43078268
>no alcohol
nah, he's dumping your ass the moment you walk out the doors

>> No.43078394

>>43078338
Are you guessing or?

>> No.43078391

>When I ask people questions they don’t often ask me them back
Altare…

>> No.43078396

>>43077946
>>43077972
Please yes....Please......I havent eaten all day...just in case I needed to be really really "hungry"

>> No.43078433

>>43078338
Oh god I hope it is Romeo.

>> No.43078454

>>43068362
Still hoping it's turing love

>> No.43078464
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43078464

GET HIM OFF

>> No.43078478

>>43078167
it makes it taste less bitter, but it's not an immediate change. it has to be a consistent part of his diet over weeks

>> No.43078568

>>43078478
Hes sending a reminder that it is his drink of choice

>> No.43078577

How is the date going? Can a brotuberchad enjoy it too?

>> No.43078582

altare is really killing the atmosphere. i think snailtare should take over

>> No.43078607

is he going to get cucked by his snail form?

>> No.43078609

MGR rant is back kek

>> No.43078637

>>43078464
Leave my snailtare alone

>> No.43078672

>>43078577
Snail

>> No.43078692

>Running into a wall because he's laughing too much at the MGR speech
fucking kek

>> No.43078710

>>43078577
It's just a silly Altare bit.

>> No.43078713

>>43078577
it’s a joke stream so yes

>> No.43078722

>>43078609
I need an unarchived karaoke

>> No.43078786

This feels like a normal Altare stream to me

>> No.43078803

Altare hate...

>> No.43078808
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43078808

>>43078577
snailtare bits are always cringekino

>> No.43078829

Altare is gonna murder (you) so you can visit him at his "accounting firm"

>> No.43078861

NOOO LEADER DONT GO TO JAPAN

>> No.43078905

>(You)
He’s /here/, isn’t he.

>> No.43078921

>>43078577
Altare’s about to get cucked I think

>> No.43078933

>>43078861
LEADER DEPRESSION ARC

>> No.43078958

>>43078905
zoomers are all here

>> No.43079000

>he got ignored by the waiter
things that give you the ick

>> No.43079063

>ordering ramen at an italian restaurant

>> No.43079070

pakochan!?
holy fuck natural order bros...

>> No.43079078

I feel like he's unaware of the pineapple juice connotations

>> No.43079085

KEK THE AD

>> No.43079094

>>43078933
Anon...he's always in his depression arc....

>> No.43079112

SKIP AD

>> No.43079115

ITS A FUCKING AD

>> No.43079120

#ad

>> No.43079158

SHILLTARE STRIKES AGAIN

>> No.43079177

SHILLTARE STRIKES AGAIN

>> No.43079219

>>43079177
>>43079158
Now k

>> No.43079240

>>43078577
It's the PASTA DATE

>> No.43079238

wtf is that menu

>> No.43079243

>>43079219
ANON???

>> No.43079304

>>43079177
>>43079158
skip the kiss and go straight to marriage, you two

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43079312

>>43079243

>> No.43079317

HE’S RACIST

>> No.43079380

based racist

>> No.43079401
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43079401

kek, this is funny

>> No.43079427

>everyone's a racist

>> No.43079428

>>43079312
uohhh.....

>> No.43079457

Explain how a fucking snail can bring my entire meal to the table?

>> No.43079488

>you’d disappear
what did he mean by that

>> No.43079501

>>43079457
Please be kind he's doing his best

>> No.43079503

SELL SELL SELL

>> No.43079562

altare is not funny

>> No.43079575

>>43079457
everyone's a racist....

>> No.43079586

>Right nyow
Flayon...

>> No.43079590

what’s this snail’s fucking problem?

>> No.43079628

Cultare cheating on Altare live....

>> No.43079633

ITS HAPPENING WE WENT THE SNAILTARE ARC

>> No.43079642
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43079642

>>43079586
>right meow

>> No.43079653

Why are women like this...

>> No.43079680

AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

>> No.43079687

>>43079562
(You)

>> No.43079725
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43079725

>>43079642
He did the buru nya thing, he really is Neco-arc

>> No.43079811

Am I'm going to fuck the snail by the end of the night? Probably.

>> No.43079823

he’s actually a serial killer in this bit, isn’t he

>> No.43079862

>>43079811
not if I fuck the snail first

>> No.43079902

>>43079823
Thinking he's not normally a serial killer

>> No.43079901

>>43079811
>>43079862
cheating sluts

>> No.43079951

>>43079811
Soft, slippery, slimy...

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