/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>43053609
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>43053630
AMEN!

>>43053630
Amen.

>>43053609
Frames:
>live
Shinri - Home Sweet Home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1v43ruPoLs

>upcoming
Flayon - Ring Fit Adventure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aegB7G_sbpM
Hakka - Valentines Cupcake Making
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSYiRERqI2E
Flayon & Hakka - ??? Cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G_oKRgauVU
Magni - Chocolate Making Handcam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZQdKc-LI-I
Magni - Unarchived Love Songs Karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKQ4JB1o4iY

Good thing the thread died JUST after we started getting bait replies

Imagine a world where Bettel debuted over Altare as the leader of HQ...

i couldn't think of an edition...
>>43053609
sauce: https://twitter.com/cytsseventeen/status/1625351546929283077?s=20&t=pQH4ip9gPlnFoP6AN_Qj2w

first time in years that I have Valentine's plans so I can't make it to any of Flay's streams this evening
I am sadness

I want to marry Flay and go on an aquarium date with him

>>43053738
HQ would have fallen apart for real…

Will you be my Valentine, /mans/?

>>43053609
>>43053754
Too skinny but hot damn

>>43053938
are you an actual female below the age of 27?

>>43053938
no way fag __chu~*__

>>43053738
HQ would have died after three months.

>that was a big rrat

>>43053992
Anon don't lie, your standards are not that low

>There’s wolves in Thailand?
KEK

>>43053927
>>43054028
Why are Altventurers like this?

I can’t stop thinking about Shinri’s VP being the same as the alarm clock batsu he did for Altare. What the fuck man.

>>43053938
my life is too unstable. we can be homotines

>>43053630
Amen
>>43053754
Jobber

It's kinda funny that even people who know Axel in real life, who presumably don't know about his vtubing stuff, refer to him as a dog too.

>>43053938
I asked /mans/ that yesterday and I was "no way fag"d so I'm still pretty heartbroken.
I think it would be best if we remained just friends.

My response to leaders letter

>>43054223
>Bettel

>>43054310
Vesper, please...

>>43053630
in the name of josuijisus, amen

>>43054310
:(

Brotubers, this you?

>>43054383
hot ToT

>>43054310
that's not nice

>>43054310
Tsundere desperately taping the pieces back together as soon as he's out of sight

>>43054383

>>43054383
As a femanon this is the dream

>>43054305
I'm not him baby girl I can treat you better I will give you my prized possession: Precure Trading Cards

>>43054484
Same sister

>>43054383
Altare really fits the role of the guy here...

That was a sick shot

>>43054456
Altnowa is just Helga and Arnold now...

>>43054383
I am the last straight female Tempura thats not into pegging

>>43054383
Okay but seriously what's the point of a strapon?
Is it just underwear with a dildo attached to it? is the only "gratification" the woman's getting in this scenario is what she's doing to the guy? kind of like how fingering does nothing for the fingerer beyond being pleased with himself he has that influence on the fingeree.
Or is there another dildo on the in-side of the strapon so the thrusting translates into some form of downstairs fun?

>>43054383
if im gonna get fucked in the ass it might as well be an actual dick. preferably flays

>>43054484
correct

god that stretch...

>>43054488
what precure though

>>43054383
U-uoh

I want Regis Altare to fuck me.

>>43054383
TOT

>>43054835
I have GoPri, Tropical, and Heartcatch cards

>>43053897
Flay is the perfect shota boyfriend because despite being a shota he’s still taller than me and is strong enough to lift me

>>43054583
>secretly has a shrine of altare's merch and bubblegums
ToT

[Spoiler] my heart hurts whenever I think of Altare in pain, but I also think of hurtful situations to put him into all the time. I can't stop, I don't want him to go through hurt but my imagination just goes in the direction of hurting him in the most painful ways, specially emotionally, because you know that emotional hurt would stay with him longer than physical pain, I cause pain to myself in the process but I keep doing this over and over again [/Spoiler]

>>43055002
I wish unimaginable pain upon you

>>43055002
Cmon man...

>>43055002
Newfag

>>43055002

>>43054948
i dont remember writing this

>>43055002
Hot. What painful situations would you put him through?

>>43054948
This anon gets it.

>>43055002
your spoiler reps...

>>43055002
Same.

>>43054070
I'm just trying to get something man...

>>43054383
yeah, unironically. I'm very straight btw. this is just a way for us men to give back some power that we had over women. it's really good for building a healthy and equal relationship with them

>>43054383
femanon here, my boyfriend introduced me to tempus lmao (he won't let me peg him though....)

>>43054969
>oh Altare how I hate you yet I love you...you make my manhood tremble
ToT

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1625555867666944002

>>43054383
genuinely, can you be a straight man and enjoy being pegged?

>>43055337
i'm going to steal his strawberry

>>43055367
my boyfriend says he's straight and enjoys being pegged by me but i think otherwise

>>43054691
There are many models. There are some that are double-edged and other that are just dildos that sit on your groin and doesn't really do much. Most of the pleasure is just psychological as the guy gets emasculated and the woman gets to feel in charge. It's frankly a lot of work since the guy is always way bigger and heavier so he needs to do a lot of compromises in terms of positioning, cleaning things out beforehand so you don't have a brown mess, and dealing with the fact the woman probably can't really thrust that well. if there is no extreme psychological pleasure then its just not that good.

>>43054691
>spoiler
Former, yes; latter, sometimes (depends on the type but they do sell ones like that)

>>43055426
Do not.

>>43054691
with a normal strap, you can get pressure/stimulation on your clit that varies depending on the strap style and dildo used

there are actually "strapless" dildos (ie the feeldoe) where there's a part that goes inside the top

you can always add in vibrators etc for extra stimulation

>>43054948
truly the perfect boy

>>43054691
Depends on the model, some of them do have a shorter dildo on the other end but the woman would still feel something as the strap-on enters and exits the guy. It's different from fingering in that sense: you wouldn't cum if you fingered someone else but you'd still feel something if you were to use a strap-on

>>43055535
i want to pat flay's head

>>43055535
I WILL RAPE ALL OF THEM

>>43055367
god gave us prostates for a reason

>>43055535
I want to be taken on a date by leader and never go home

>>43055535
Bettel, Altare and Axel looking real yummy here

>>43055535
tempus has too many tsunderes

>>43055535
Why is Leader so cute? How could someone cheat on a guy as sweet as him... How could you see him and not want to wish him happiness...

>>43055660
all men are tsundere

>>43055535
UUUUUUU BETTEL SEX SEX SEX SEEX

>>43055535
hkka looks so young

>>43055535
What a perfect drawing, they are all so cute

>>43055706
it all makes sense now... they talk about how much they hate us but cant get enough of us...

>>43055535
i want altare and he isn't even my kamioshi

>>43055535
I want to take Magni on a date, spoil him with fancy gifts and good food then bring him home and peg him until he pisses himself

>>43055535
cute cute CUTE tsun maglord

Hey- I like you!

>>43055535
vesper looks like he's picking his nose

>>43055535
Flayon's outfit... his expression... I love

>>43055823
Y-you too

>>43055823
appropiate for the conversation above

>>43055535
Give me the Shiny Spicy boys, thanks

>>43055535
Bettel looks handsome with his hair back

>>43055535
Shy "It's Valentine's Day, so...t-take this, I guess" Bettel, suspicious "I spiked your drink while you went to the bathroom" leader, drunk "What? I kissed that guy in front of you?" Axel, cheerful "let's go to the arcade before the movie" Hakka...excellent

>>43055906
honestly bettelions won with the alternative hairstyle

>>43055916
>I spiked your drink while you went to the bathroom" leader
ToT

>>43054948
Imagine being carried by Flay ToT

>>43055823
Okay, I like you too I guess.... just because it's Valentines...

How can you even claim to be an altare fan if you wouldn't even let him fuck you in the ass huh

this part with the titan is kinda silly. it's not scary anymore.

>>43055535
flayon designing his valentine's outfit makes him all the more cute i..... i'm overwhelmed with emotions for my mechaoshi ToT

>>43055916
ToT leader

>>43056015
I won't let him because he enjoys the hunt

>>43055332
>vesper sleepwalks into altare’s room and gropes him in his sleep

the thumbnail for magni's menshi stream is sexy

>>43055984
please... it's too early to daydream ToT

>>43056113
The title is what really gets me going

>>43055535
>heart actually skipped a beat when looking at my oshi
Send help.

>>43056113
FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK

>>43055791
Based ToT

>>43055984
imagine being benchpressed by flay

>>43056181
let me guess, betsy?

As a straight male, I don't know if I should watch to support the boys or tune out and memory hole today.

So I'm trying to make the boys into DnD 5E / PF 2E characters and I'm kind of on the fence about whether to go full lore accurate or include their streaming personalities as well. How do you tackle this when writing fanfic, fanfic writers?

>>43056113
he looks like a woman in it. a femdom

>>43056113
>>43056164
I can't keep still, I'm so excited it's embarrassing

How can you even claim to be an altare fan if you wouldn't even sit under the table while he's streaming competitive fps and suck him off to relieve his frustration huh

>>43056264
Tune out, drink with me instead brother. We can do puzzles while the boys get their BFE stream quota for the year in

>>43055791
ToT

>>43056264
keep stream tabs open?

>>43056264
Axel might do an fps stream for you boys, in JP though

>>43056267
Streaming Personalities>Lore Personalities

>>43056254
Nice guess but nope.

the wall got him...

>>43056267
their lore personalities aren't fleshed out enough to solely rely on them

>>43056416
magni then

>>43056267
personal favorite way to do it is to go a little backwards, starting with their streaming personality but applying their lore gradually in ways that fits the way they act so that you aren't losing any of the magic associated with them. basically re-mold their lore around them

that got me wtf

>>43055984
>>43056219
>All of this, with his cutie upbeat demeanour
Guys stop, you’re making me yume

>>43056278
i've never watched an rp stream before so i don't know what to expect. an hour seems pretty long to do solo roleplay

>>43056474
You actually got it, good job.

>>43056610
save yourself sister... i'm already too far gone

Where the fuck is the Flayon/Altare drawing vod?

>>43056839
gone here's the archive >>43026402

How do axelotls cope with axel being a feral neechan hunter and constantly flirting with hot cosplay models? Is he only for cuckqueens?

>>43056938
i admire their fortitude honestly

is that how you open a safe? i never owned nor used one...

>>43055791
Such a nice fantasy! I want to ride him while he has a vibrator against his prostate, making him a moaning and sobbing mess, milking every last drop out of him.

>>43056264
I watch both boys and girls. So for today, it's the girls. You can always just watch Axel or Shinri if you don't want valentines streams.

>>43056938
He then says he loves us equally and I'm so horny that I'll believe him

>>43056919
What. Well thanks

>>43056938
he's for the "i can fix him" types

>>43056938
axelotls are either male horn dogs like him, lesbians or sexy neechans

>>43056264
Shinri is literally just doing a completely normal horror game stream, and Bettel's Siri stream is just going to be a goofy bit. It's not like they're all going to be romantic.

>>43056992
cute blankettako

>>43053609
Me on the right.

>>43057022
That's kind of sad, don't you have any standards?

>>43057102
flayon doing his normal ring fit and i bet altare is going to do a snailtare goofy date

ummm rate the stream?

>>43056264
I thank both god and jesus that I'm not an insecure straight male. Just don't watch anything you don't want to watch, you don't need to force yourself.

>>43056938
I'm not an Axelyume, but he seems genuinely such a sweet and loving person. He also has said that he isn't interested in getting to know or meet the neechans he follows for lewd content and wouldn't want a girlfriend who posts such content.

>>43057168
i trust altare to deliver a proper bfe vday experience

>>43057168
altare's yumes would secretly never forgive him if he just did a bit.

>>43057168
Leader seemed a bit defeated when he talked about it being bfe so I believe he will actually try to make it at least a bit serious

>>43057286
why would I be upset as long as he is being cute?

>>43057286
Lol, you have no idea what you're talking about. Altare is a brat who does the bait and switch all the time, and people love it. It's cute.

Judge magni 2 in february, right?

>>43057276
I'll be happy with whatever but I'm hoping for Yantare ToT

>>43057286
I'd love him more if he does goofy/silly stuff for the "date" ngl, his goofiness is what turned me into a yume. While a thoughtful, kinda intimate date is great, being a goofy kid is in character for him and it'd be a more realistic bfe in his case

>>43057286
i love my cute leader when he’s silly most of all, anon.

I can't be a yume on Valentine's Day, I can't suppress my overwhelming loneliness with escapism on this day.

>>43057159
He's hot and retarded idgaf

I want to violently inseminate Flay and fill him several times with my cum

>>43057168
His VP is a solid indicator that it will be a serious date.

>>43057451
there has already been so much yantare content recently I actually don't think I would survive

>>43056610
You're forgetting the best part
>emotionally mature and considerate

>>43057276
He already did in the voice pack though? And he's doing another T3 ASMR this week as well. Why would he do that a third time for free?

>>43057451
He was still on the fence about doing Yantare content at all but god I need it one day. I'll T4 him immediately

What is going to happen
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1625568729563074583

>>43057667

>>43057528
because it's valentine's day?
i mean, i'd be fine with a silly/goofy stream as well, i just don't think he'll go that route (too much) today. don't make me eat my words leader!

>>43057667
HE REALLY IS TAKING EVERYTHING FROM MAGNIIII~!!

>>43057667
WHORE

>>43057667
Oh we're gonna be eating good tonight.

>>43057667
That dirty slut just pretends!
He enjoys dressing as a maid!
That little faggot!

>>43057667
he really is just the more attractive magni

>>43057721
kek magmaid btfo

Shota vibes

>>43057837
can't say i agree as a fellow shotayume but i support you

>>43057837
cute cute

>>43057721
dezmaid leans into it and betmaid pretends to be reluctant. very different vibes

>>43057944
this. one's a whore and the other is a slut

>>43057667
UUUUWHAHAHAAHHAAAAAA BETTEL SEX SE XSEXCECSD IIEJD FLIPPING OVER HIS MAID DRESS AND GIVING HIM A PROSTATE MASSAGE.

>>43057667
magni's going to rail that after his streams

>>43057837
sex

>>43058065
ToT

I guess I've finally come to the realization that I'm sharing this thread with women

>>43057944
maid cafe with begni...

>>43057667
Sorry guys, he's only doing it once. Also he didn't give us Phantom with the little bow? He hates us.

This is kinda hot...

>>43058065
no, they will both be servicing fat ojisans

>>43057712
The thing is, Altare is a child who likes playing goofy pranks on his fans, and he's not confident enough to do a live romantic RP seriously.

He's also doing the love song karaoke, so I'd definitely guess that is going to be the "serious" portion of the night and the "date" is going to be mostly just a gag.

>>43057987
Can't be a whore if you do it for free

>>43058157
macro anon...

>>43058119
happy valentines day straightbro. chu :*

>>43058200
Only for a while, then I'd want a role reversal into the micro anon... And given to Flay

>>43058119
How does it feel to be surrounded by people who are excited to be pandered to?

>>43056264
As a straight male, you should watch and take notes. This is what women want.

>>43058341
You mean like on every other corner of /vt/?

>>43058288
this is borderline vore... hot...

>>43058119
I feel cursed. All the threads I frequent have women in them.

>>43057667
My dick is bursting

Rrat: Flayon gets low views because people are too embarassed to watch a shota with the chance of anyone catching them

my headphones vibrated...

>>43058463
Borderline? Well that is certainly a line I hope would be crossed, of course.

>>43058523
you dont have a dick anon

>>43057667
Magni just can't have one thing, huh?

>>43058540
Flayon doesn't even count as a proper shota, he's just a young guy

>>43058645
The dick in my heart

>>43058540
Or, and hear me out on this one, it might seem shocking but he's actually not entertaining :)

>>43058677
He can have Bettel

>>43058763
actually KYS

>>43058677
...I legitimately thought you meant that in a greedy bisexual way instead of a stolen thunder way

>>43058763
die

FLAYON KISS AND LOVE!!!!

>>43058763
>dat spoiler
I will rip your peepee off and feed it to the dogs :3

>>43058677
It feels like people are just running with them being so similar that they are giving Bettel things influenced by Magni

>>43058677
they are twins separated at birth it cant be helped

>>43058540
as opposed to watching any other kind of anime vtuber?

>>43058939
>>43059006
The trope with matching twinsies servicing you except it's Magni and Bettel in maid outfits ToT

>>43058540
I was watching him before VG moved their timeslots and started overlapping. Now I can't catch him as often ToT

>>43059066

>>43059210
Good thanks
>handholding
LEWD ToT

>>43058540
i think its just his niche game taste that isolates potential fans, he does well with his drawing streams but enough /#/ for today i am going to fuck my shota wife until he cries even if he plays games i dont have enough autism to enjoy

>>43057667
>a branch full of trannies and faggots
as long as they don't cry when no man actually watches them

theyre...communicating

>>43059305
my onaholes are so cute!

>>43059210
love this for me

>>43059271
i'm not into any of the games he plays but you bet i'll keep watching 5 hours of him jobbing in megaman if it means he can be happy doing what he wants

>>43059281
Cry about it

>>43059476
same same!! i always keep his streams open no matter whaAIEEEEEE MENSHI LEAK!!!!!

>>43059305
shota behaviors…

>>43059533
shit ive been caught NIGERO

>>43059613
NOT SO FAST

There will be no more brotubers after today

>>43059682
good.

jane is a fujo...

>>43059524
kill yourself tranny

>>43059709
She is a writer...

>>43059672
what is that orange thing...?

>>43059763
an Egg

>>43059682
Tempus is for the ladies, deal with it

>>43059271
>>43059476
>>43059533
exactly, our wife is so cute that it's worth the long streams of games i just can't make myself care about

>>43059672
this is genuinely the most disturbing image i've seen posted here

Can we agree that Altare doesn’t hate Vesper because he no longer cares about him enough to feel that strong an emotion over him?

>>43059813
But it's so cute...

>>43059682
Do you stop talking to your bros because they do a thing on Valentine's?
Besides I like seeing the yumes and fujos all giddy, it's adorable.

>>43059813
even more disturbing that biblically accurate baldtare angel?

>>43059305
they deserve loving and affectionate correction
together because I'm feeling especially kind today

>>43059813
adbl magni and magni fucking a magmite are worse tbdesu

>>43059875

>>43059901
Magni fucking a magmite? The koikatsu one?

>>43059813
someone post abdl magni

>>43059875
yes
>>43059901
ok yeah adbl magni is a strong contender... man magmites are sick fucks

>>43059901
abdl magni is still the worst one. worse than altare being fucked by a horse.

>>43059950
there's a koikatsu one ???

>>43059911
this is just weird, not nightmare-inducing

>>43060000
There's a non koikatsu one??

>>43059763
Me.

>>43060000
The magmites in it are drawn, it's Magni fucking John's wife while John in in the background. But what picture are you talking about?

<3 Maguni

>>43059861
why would you talk about yourself in third person?

>>43059682
going to spam pregnant and ring emojis in chat for the funzies wym

I crave this idol and you should too

I can't get over the Magni vp... The though of getting forcefully grabbed by the chin while he examines your face, the tone of his voice when he teases you about glaring him... ToT

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

How's Vesper's valentine vp? With that title on valentine's day, I'm not sure it's serious, funny, yandere, or kinky, I'm confused

>>43060543
i'm more into the putting him in a jar part myself, glad he had something for everyone

>>43060551
yes yes yeppy!

>>43060551
Yes!

>>43060551
no

>>43060599
It is quite versatile for such a short clip, I fucking love this stupid man

What the fuck is that "vp" you guys are talking about?
wrong answers only

pretty eyes lines in vps always make me laugh because i have dark brown eyes kek

>>43060551
YES!!!! KISSKISS FOR FLAYFLAY MWAH MWAH

>>43060804
vaginapenis

>i've not been pregnant

>>43060809
But dark brown eyes can be beautiful?

>>43060804
ves per

Well?

>>43060551
Yes.
It's normal for married couples to kiss! :3

Shinri is talking about pregnancy and there are no pregnant emojis in chat
What happened?

Magnolia my love...

>>43060995
this is definitely bait

>>43060809
don't be so self-hating, it's cringe

>>43060995
Yes?

>>43060804
Vore play

>>43056938
I'm not a yume for Axel, I just think he's a really good kid and I want only the best things for him, I also think he's funny as fuck.

t. hag

>>43060995
He's going to roleplay an actual date, I'm sure of it

>>43061179
Lol, I'm more certain than ever that he's fucking with us.

>>43060995
i still have no idea if this is gonna be an actual date or some wacky cringe shit from the resident shota of HQ

>>43060995
Unlike Vesper, Altare has no straight male fans so nothing to get worked up over.

>>43060995
Slam the door shut and continue my date with the handsome snail in my living room.

Did everyone here miss the ASMR he did and his bday/valentine VP? Also his comment about needing to do more BFE (despite sounding quite defeated about it)? Just don't be disappointed when it's serious.

>>43060896
>>43061045
its funny when it's compared with an object like in shinris

>>43060809
Anon, that's literally my favorite eye color, don't be harsh on yourself

>>43061478
as someone with altare as my oshi i will kill management if they force him to do more BFE he doesn’t want to do. his goofy weirdness is all i want

>>43061478
? no one missed it

>>43061478
I'm not a yume for him, but I wish he wouldn't make himself do it if he hates it. Can altyumes enjoy the bfe if they know that he doesn't like it?

>>43061675
i doubt he outright hates it, it's probably just not his ideal content

>>43057386
>a brat who does bait and switch
Sounds familiar…

>>43061478
I really doubt it. Altare tends to paywall the serious stuff because he's embarrassed by it, and he's doing a membership ASMR this week as well. I don't see why he'd do a serious RP AND a serious love song karaoke. I'm assuming the date is the joke and the karaoke will be the serious fan service for the night. He's not really that shy about singing sexy songs.

>>43059682
Did you forget someone?

>>43061604
I think he's near Magni levels of not doing things he doesn't want to do

>>43061675
yes, i love non-con

>>43057667
Wow he looks ripe for abuse

Am i finally the last straight male in /MANS/?

>>43061849
Not after I'm done with you >:3d

>>43061775
The only real brotuber.

Truly the whitest man alive

>>43061849
thought this art was a very wide axel behind a desk kek

Let's be realistic, Altare would make for an absolutely horrible boyfriend. Like totally awful and unfit for the role

>>43061849
You will never be the last straight male in /MANS/ so long as I live

>>43062010
but i want to be neglected by leader :(

>>43061775
Of cause they had to memory hole him.Why else do you think /MANS/ hate him so very much, he is the only one left that refuse to kneel to this filthy "women".

>>43061920
HOLY SEX

>>43061849
nah. but most of the other straightbros have probably abandoned mans for today.

>>43062010
no shit, he’s a needy clingy controlling menhera with massive trust issues. that’s why he’s perfect for fantasizing about but not actually dating.

>>43062010

>>43062085
he’s kneeling to suck kronii’s massive futa cock though?

>>43062010
true i don't trust anyone who hates sakura

>>43062010
Who would be the actually good boyfriends? Just Shinri and Flayon? Maybe Hakka but I don't watch enough of him to know.

>>43062101
they aren't straightbros, they are straightfags(however contradictory that might sound) who can't stand fujo art and textwalls, that's where you show how much of a man you really are, going through obstacles without batting an eye

>>43061775
thr vesties being alone on valentines is kinda fitting

>>43062010
Let's be honest, the only boyfriendable member of Tempus is Shinri.

>>43062085
Imagine Vesper...
with a woman...

>>43062010
he is a clingy and posessive schizo but thats exactly why I like him

Lol I honestly doubt any of you would reject altare if he ever asked for you

>>43062213
And Hakka, and Flay Flay and Magni.

>>43062289
>doubt any of you would reject altare if he ever asked for you

>>43062148
>kronii’s massive futa coc
kronii's cock used to be his cock

>>43062244
he is definitely a homosexual

>>43061849
*I* am the last straight Spartacus.
>>43062101
I have /mans/ open on the side monitor most of the day when I'm not studying or playing something, Valentines themed yume-thirst posting isn't going to scare me off so easily.
>>43062174
>>43062213
Why not Magni? He's funny.
Please I need more people to say Magni, being funny is one of the only things I have going for me.

>>43062380
vesper is a tranny..

>>43062380

>>43062289
why would I?

>>43061849
Thats where youre wrong fucko

>>43061920
Phantom in tears, begging you to look at how pretty Bettel is and how he would absolutely make a good boyfriend who most likely wouldn't destroy your life irreparably, so please accept him. Look at him, would lil Phantom lie to you?

>>43062010
Flayon called him boyfriend material and I believe him
Though I would prefer if he was always one snap away from killing me

>>43062400

>let's go get stabbed

>OK, let's go get stabbed and call it a day.
I swear the things the horror games make this guy say kek

>>43062337
Hakka, hmm. Good cook, affectionate, so maybe a contender if he didn't come across as a preteen.
Flayon, no comment
Magni, I like the guy but he seems like he'd be extremely clingy and needy all the time. That would get exhausting after a while.

>>43062039
>>43062101
>>43062429
Looks like its us 4 than, we shall see who will be the last one standing after today.

>>43056938
I'm a straight brotuber, I live vicariously through his stories because they remind me of my high school days.

>>43062675
What do you win if you're the last straight man on /mans/?

>>43062429
I don't know if he'd be too much of a workaholic or too stubborn. And then that thing he said about his way to like someone/confess would be to ghost them for a week.
But hey, for what it's worth I'm a Magyume, so I do find him attractive, especially his wit.

>>43062289
you are so weird

>>43062429
Magni would make a good bf
>funny
>cute tsundere but faithful
>allows himself to vulnerable after getting close
I would love a Maguni bf. Him being menhera time to time isn't an "issue" at all. I like my men honest when theyre feeling like shit because the ones that refuse to admit it ironically are dogshit at covering it up. It shows a lack of trust

>>43062814

>>43062174
Honestly, I'd say just Shinri and Hakka. Flayon seems like he has some trouble reading social cues and would say the wrong thing a lot. Shinri and Hakka can both cook, and they seem considerate of the people around them. Both have said they're lazy, but they ironically also seem to be two of the most productive, organized members of Tempus.

>>43062429
class clown types like bettel and magni are for lusting and fujoposting over, not dating. sorry dude. :(

>>43062904
He would leave a big bowl of chocolate pudding in every room.

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1625597222976122880

>>43062174
I legitimately think Magni would make a great boyfriend. He is very funny and caring, a little bit tsundere, extremely cute. He also seems to be very straightforward with his words, if he doesn't like something he would voice it and not just explode one day.

>>43062814
A thread full of fujos and yumes who don't acknowledge your presence.

>>43062675
aw cute, i ship you all

>>43062539
Mama? Papa? uuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUU

New fics doko…tisker to all the new ones but…more…

>>43063128
i'm working on an almond thing! it's my first fic in a while and first chuuba/tempus fic so i'm nervous

>>43063128
Is whoever made the fujo-chan x incel-kun fic still around?
Is it a done deal or are you going to add something? I'm embarrassed to admit I'm invested in it.

>>43062954
Id force feed him his 2 day long chocolate pudding until he Learns
>>43062919
>I cant read social cues
>flayon cant read social cues
WE ARE perfect for eachother plus Flayon really does try his best to understand. He's wonderful boyfriend material

>>43062973
he's on a date with the tax collector

https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1625554693010395138

>>43062954
Is this supposed to be a bad thing?

>>43063320
this yume is killing me

So when is vanguard doing a twitch takeover

>>43063320
shinyume-chan…

>>43063320
ok this was kinda cute at first but now i'm starting to get concerned for her

>>43063320
this is my favorite yume

>>43063374
? curious as to why you care about this, no flame

>>43063224
>>I cant read social cues
>>flayon cant read social cues
>WE ARE perfect for eachother
Ah yes, the famous "they're desperately in love with each other but are a pair of dumb idiots who are literally the last people to know they're effectively a couple so they dance around each other and the topic for months before one of them stutters out a confession so intense it might as well be a proposal" dynamic.

>>43063390
shinri just has that effect man

>>43063424
HQ did it so why shouldn't VG?

>>43063188
Eyy gl anon almond love

>>43063320
ϵ( ᷄ᯅ ᷅ )϶

>>43063320
koifish having whiskers is funny. i imagine all the shinyumes to be gay ojisans

>>43062916
A prize worth fighting for.

>>43063374
never. it was clearly a management pushed thing for whatever reason and the backlash was enough for them to never stream on twitch again

>>43063424
They do have Twitch channels set up

>>43063574
It was shit for the most part but Magni's magcoin betting was actually really fun.

>>43063435
And that's the final episode of the anime so you never get to see their relationship as bf and gf

are there any watchalongs you'd want from the boys? no i am not a tempus member fishing for future stream ideas

>>43063323
Well if you like ants.

>>43062675
>4
Not so fast!

>>43063721
Yeah yeah whatever you say Axel.

>>43063435
NTA but sounds perfect to me. The thought of an actual relationship doesn't do much for me but I live for mutual pining. Shota being head over heels and me being too socially oblivious to notice! Me having feelings but taking them to my grave! ToT

is it gay to want to date nagni? just checking.
t. straightbro

>>43063721
the purge marathon

This is how I have been feeling today

>>43063721
(insert anon's favorite anime here)

>>43063721
Flayon's upcoming Pokemon the First Movie watchalong already sounds amazing and perfectly hits my nostalgia.
I only wish I knew how to prepare; it's not on Netflix so I don't know what we'll be using for it.

>>43063721
I want them to watch a really fucked up horror film together. Like an Italian giallo film, especially if Bettel is there.

>>43063995
Yeah idk if we use the same thing hlgg uses for the hologirls or if we have our own thing for it

>>43064031
altare’s hereditary watchalong was really good

>>43064035
I'm not familiar with that at all. Only watchalongs I've done so far are Magni's Sonic Prime and Leader's Edgerunner which were both Netflix.

>>43063390
She just likes him a normal amount

I bought a grand ferrero rocher...

>>43063995
I use a site called moviekids dot tv for free HD shows/movies during watchalongs

>>43064169
I bought the exact same thing
Magmites really are a hivemind when you get down to it.

sorry for the delay in putting vesper’s schedule on the teamup, i got it now. if any rescheduling had to be done for today, please let me know.
happy valentine’s day /MANS/! let’s all have fun together!
t. teamupanon

>>43063721
I want to watch Black Butler with Magni and Hakka since they're both fans

>>43064349
Thank you!

>>43064349
thanks for your hard work anon
valentines day chu

>>43064349
thank u anon chu~*

>>43063881
You are still straight in this scenario. Magni is a woman after all.
Actually, wouldn't that mean that most magyumes are lesbians then?

>>43064168
I wonder what clicks with them that they become like this
Like eri with vesper

>>43064168
i think it's funny she didn't join shinri's membership until well after she started yumeposting about him

>>43064349
Thank you so much for your hard work.

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1625601799469285376

>>43063128
I have a brain worm for Shintare but I don't know how to write it out . . .

>>43063995
How do you people not know how to torrent movies?

>>43064169
>>43064309