/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i'm sorry, i don't speak chinese. i can't do this.

>>43035061
I hate my coworkers so much it's unreal

God I LOVE offcollabing with men at hotels, shitting on my own audience and acting like a twitch girl

cum

>>43035061
gross

>>43035061
I really wish I was in hololive right now

man, I heard the main branch had a dodgeball off-pako event int the past, we should try that too during valentine's

UH OH, DiD YOU JUST DO A RACIST? I'm joining the twitter crowd and canceling you!

*is suspended*

A new girl has debuted? I'm gonna make sure she talks about nasty stuff on stream and collabs with males so my gachis don't leave me for her.

>>43035061
I'd kill myself.

This thread didn’t do as well as expected

>>43035061
i fucking hate my fans company and genmates so much

>>43035061
I'm going to rape Rosemi.

Man I wonder why I failed to get into Hololive. Is it because my blatant dark triad personality? Nah it's probably on them, I'm great!

shitpisscumfart! now, give me superchats, you parasocial fuck!

>>43035132
Understandable. Some of them are fucking knobs. Focus on the good ones

Damn...
Another event cancelled

Council
*decides to eat healthier, starting tomorrow*
didn't do
*pours melted butter over chicken nuggets*
as well
*drinks diet pepsi (his 3rd can today)*
as expected
*ruins his back due to lack of muscle support for his weight*

>>43035250
I use one of my male collegues to destroy her image in the eyes of gachis. After all she can't refuse flirting from her senpais with more subs or his fans might dox her for this disrespect! #family

>>43035659
Full Gut Cholera
Fat Gay Overweight
Fully Gravid Obese

>>43035250
Don't worry we already cancelled her.

I still can't believe that stupid flip let me post whatever I wanted anonymously in her channel

>>43035225
If I knew any better I'd say you somehow manage to look like a male lesbian, but all I know is that you're white. Please fuck me!

why did I reject her offer...

>>43035061
I just want to be happy

*privates the stream*
Nothing personnel

>>43036023
mysterio...

>>43035061
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Virgin with 5 boyfriends here

I'm Pomu!

>>43035366
Neither did the last 2 gen.

/vt/ was shitting on me AGAIN, I better get back at them by collabing and flirting with their favorite nijimember, that always makes them seethe POG. I guess that one would be Zaion now POOOOOG.

>>43036350
>Come on, Pomu, it's just another day. Don't kill yourself just yet, life is worth living, we've been over this with our therapist, suicide is not the answer. Please Pomu, just play Minecraft for a while to avoid those dark thoughts.

>>43036512
I will save Pomu

Man my new anxiolytics go so well with red wine.

I want to have a train ran on me so bad. Imagine getting DP'd and spitroasted at the same time.

so uhh anyone knows a nice place to stay low for a while near London?

>>43036455
>FLOPSOLEIL

>>43036682
shut up Selen, you can't even spend a week without a mental breakdown over a fucking game.

>>43036455
scarle and hex mog holoEN in SC earnings

>>43036714
getting spitroasted IS getting DP'D you stupid whore no wonder your gashis left you for me

it's so funny how we are much better at pretending to be them than they are at impersonating us

>>43037027
All they had to do was make a thread like this one and then imitate it

It's not FAIR, I SHOULD'VE been with SANA for Valentines. FUCK cover

Did you know that Millie is Filipino? seriously why the fuck do online Filipinos always bring up their nationality out of nowhere? I've never seen other seanigs do it

>>43035061
>pretend
This is yet another thin-veiled excuse to shit on our coworkers anonymously, they are nearly all made by the same person. We know it is you.

It's so nice of my male colleagues to drop by in my chat even when I just debuted. One of them was even talking about his cock, so funny! I'm sure this will help my career.

>pretend

I'll fight anyone who tries to come for my /vt/ family

We just had an anime moment <3

>>43037104
they should've tried schizoposting write entire blogposts with the most inane shit no one cares about

>>43037182
They sold them the idea of racial pride like fifteen years ago. Don't ask me how, I have no idea.

hi 4chan

>>43035061
>pretend
half of the posters in /nijiEN/ are Nijien spleens.

>>43035061
I‘m not your girlfriend, boyfriend, father, mother, therapist, or family dog. I don‘t care about any of you and wish you were all dead. Oh, it‘s Valentine‘s? Here‘s my wedding ring merch and a date ASMR to go with it uwu I‘m so lonely please stay with me and donate because I‘m a poor virgin all alone on this day, but it‘s okay because I have you! ówò hehe

Man my coworkers sure are lenient with their opsec. It would be awful if someone were to leak certain things in certain sites. Yes, awful.

I'M TOTALLY HEALTHY 4CHAN STOP MOCKING MY TUCKED IN SHIRT SELFIE

把你的錢給我你這只肥豬a

>>43035061
FLOPSOLEIL

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>>43037162
Why are you blaming cover for her being a lazy bitch? What are they supposed to do give her a new body?

>>43035061
I'M A VIRGIN GUYS

thanks elira for letting my friend of friend get in

>>43035061
Hey Selen let's join EN3 together.

>>43038080
Zaion, bruh, more than half our fans are chinese, you can't just shit on them like this, das craaazy and racist! Lemme rant on roommate twitter about this shit bro.

>>43036146
>322 B

>>43035225
How the fuck did this design even pass for a male character? Then again, I'm questioning the same company that hired a literal troon to portray Yugo.

>>43035061
Nijisanji EN is the worst place in the entire VTuber industry. If your go to this place you are expected to work 10x as hard as a hololive EN girl who can take regular 2 month breaks. You will still get less than half the views. You cannot do anything as stupid and funny as VShojo or Phase connect without getting judged.

>>43038691
Go back to listening Snoop Dogg and eating KFC.

>>43038691
Choke on grape soda chicken muncher

>>43035061
slurpss mhmmmm is that a cock? mhmmmm suck suck ahhhh i came on your face, you don't even my friends why are you seeing me sucking a cock. gross please get a rope for yourself slurppp slurppp mhmmmm

>>43038905
>KFC
I'd rather have your chicken legs tonight, babygirl!

>>43038960
I told you, only on stream!

FLOPSOLEIL

>>43038905
>>43038691

COUPLES

You guys are all friendless incel losers. You will all die alone and you should kill yourselves. I hate every single one of you.
Superchat button is next to the chatbox by the way.

Hello everyone !! Konrose! ＼(￣▽￣)/

My name is Vtuber Rosemi Lovelock!

I have never been or posted on 4chan before so I'm not sure if this is correct or I am allowed to post this:

but I would like to introduce myself to the people here !

I'm a Vtuber fluent in English, french and Japanese.

I love to play games and sing and talk. I hope to get to know you more and become your friend if possible! Thank you for your time .. !

Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4WvIIAo89_AzGUh1AZ6Dkg

https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock

>>43039121
FUCK COUPLES

>>43039142
nigger

"It feels like an all-out war right now!"
>2/3 of my comrades go MIA
"Guys...?"

>>43035132
you are hired

>>43039142
>Lovecock

These motherfuckers are so stupid. They are gonna superchat me for trauma dumping on Valentine's day and as soon as the stream is over I'm gonna fuck my girlfriend lolololol

CumTitsPissCumAnalDickCumShitClitCum

Making content is so easy!

>>43035061
Everyone thought that NijisanjiEN was supposed to be like hololive but it was in fact the utter opposite

>>43039142
NIGGER
I
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G
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Do you guys think I did too many handcam stream?

damn fuck shit crap pussy bitch dick

>>43038905
You're going to have to lecture your fans about racism again for this

>>43035061
We're all anonymous so that's a good start

>>43039142
Nigger.

hey guys i’m just gonna do some gay shipping with my genmates, look at this content; WOAAAAAAAH

L + RATIO
PARASOCIAL FUCKS

>>43035225
kyo is a twink

>>43036869
I could mog the entire industry if i pandered to mentally ill chink foids

sex cock dick pussy vagina sperm cum poop shit

>>43036840
FUCK YOU ELIRA
YOU THINK YOU'RE THE PINNACLE OF MENTAL HEALTH!?
NO SANE PERSON PLAYS 10 HOURS OF JRPG A DAY
GET A JOB, TOUCH GRASS

it's over...

>>43042415
20K Likes on Twitter OMG good job

>talking about swallowing gallon of cum

I'm a virgin, by the way.
I never took 5 cocks at once like a slut. Nope, never.
Also never been in a relationship, but I had a boyfriend before that I totally did not fuck so he doesn't count.

Please YAGOO, i'm on my knees begging, please for the love of God let me in. I can't stand being around these people for another minute. Every single day it's a new yab. I'll even take a job as a manager at this point, just please let me in.

Gura's back!

>>43042852
shut up Pomu, nobody wants your non-existent ass

Fuck it, Hogwarts Legacy guerilla stream. I don't care if I get put "on a break", fuck it.

You ever wonder if niji JP girls just drift into the EN subreddits and bot understand the shitshow theyre looking at?

Dude, wouldn't be funny if I was GAY? Hee hee, what if I sucked your cock though wouldn't that be funny, broseph. Haha but its not like its a bad thing. Cuz gay kings SLAY! You go, queers! Kinda fucked up people make jokes about homosexuals NGL bestie theyd get canceled so quick. BAKA that shit is straight up not bussin no cap. I love my queer fans.

Dude, wouldnt it be funny if I was gay and...

>>43042918
Well if you're gonna risk it, then I'm gonna say fuck the perms too. They can't fire all of us

cum piss sex pussy shit fart!

>>43035061
Sorry, I'm on a break right now

>>43035807
and why does Millie fall for him despite all that?

>>43036023
mystery man...

>>43048136
have you seen Millie?

Why is everyone on Twitter trying to cancel me? Manager-san said pandering to trannies was the smart thing to do

How do I get out of a contract? Asking for a friend.

Men are so simple. Especially you, anons.

Jesus these are terrible impersonations. I expected way better attempts at copying the members and not just lazy generic catalog shitposts. Couldn't you guys put more effort into this?

I like to masturbate over shota's with huge cocks squirming deep inside an thick onee-san and shooting a huge hot white glob inside

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hi 4chan!

>>43048136
She's a desperate flip who let her fugly chinese friend convince her that nobody will ever love her

god i wish i'm irys

>>43049219
talk about Taiwan

>>43050477
This ritual posting of yours is getting old, Enna-chan.

>>43050409
Sounds like every flip ever.

>>43035061
I'm so glad I was friends with Nova Ryuusei!

Chat, mom needs a drink teehee *proceeds to stream pure unfiltered kino for 4 hours*

Fuck Elira

poor aloupeeps, can't stop getting cucked even on valentines lol

If your oshi didnt do a lovey dovey stream on valentines she is a fucking whore

>>43051155
Dont threaten me with a good time.

>>43051073
You know, when you talked about my "dying channel" it kinda hurt a little bit. I knew it was banter and that we do it a lot, but... that felt a little mean. I-I mean you obviously don't think my channel is dying on anything r-right?
We're cool right Nina?
S-so could you unban me from your chat please?

>>43052090
Oh Pomu, we're just having fun! It's all fun and games, right? Now excuse me, mommy needs a glass of wine.

I am going to save this industry! Just you wait!

Fuck Millie

>>43035061
[18+ RP ASMR] Slow slicing (凌遲) for the lady who betrayed me and my clan

>>43035061
Good MOOOOOOOOOORNING 4channers!

>>43035061
Taiwan, Tibet and the other place are Chinese province

>>43053778
[18+ RP ASMR] Waterboarding with Muffled Whispers for the Lady who sold Akuma clan secrets to the Afghani Mujahdeen and Got Four of Our Kindred Blown Apart by an IED

>>43049622
I still truly appreciate the NijiEN members I do like and I have nothing but very real vitriol for the rest of the faggots who ruined this branch, so satire is very hard for me.

>>43049622
>STOP HAVING FUN
Piss off you sadsack faggot
This thread gave me more laughs than the Secret GC, that's for sure

I like schizo thread like this, make me feel like the voice in my head

>>43036023
Mysterio...

>>43035061
This thread should be dead since they're all suspended.

>>43049622
>not just lazy generic catalog shitposts.
You mean like Millie's stream?

>>43050007
Zaion...

I hope Vox never returns so I can get all that sweet chink money