/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>43032201
Except that OP is a faggot

2/25/2023

Nothing happens.

No one cares anymore.

7/11/2022

The cake...

Third time's the charm
Amirite?

>surely people will fall for this bullshit bait after jack shit happened the first 10+ times I did it

>>43033051
>He thinks it's just third time

Putin nukes the whole world on the anniversary

>>43033206
Nah, he's too much of a pussy to actually do it. Though I wish he'd try, it would expediate his disposal.

>>43032201
This is HoloEN 3
The theme is villains
The roster are as follows:
>Dark pharaoh who excels in card games
>Black hole chan
>Ebon magician who provides excellent illusion of GFE
>Obsidian armored knight who is a wildcard
>Kuro von einzbern like loli drawn by fgo artist

>>43033551
I don't see a BIG MEATY ONI in there, so this prediction is discarded.

>>43032201
Project Hope 2?

>>43033551
>Dark pharaoh who excels in card games

>>43032201
Everything that isn't a basement dwelling anon always changes.

>>43033551
This is too fucking good to be true, not to mention none of them sound "stronger" than the previous two gens and we all know Omega Blue faggot wouldn't do something that doesn't appease his powerlevel faggotry. The pharaoh one sounds great tho, even if she probably won't be able to play YGO when Cover is fucking incapable of getting Konami perms.

>>43032348
7/11. Never forget.

>>43032201
>M/DD/YYYY
Yeah, this is bullshit.

>>43032201
Don't you get tired of making these?

>>43032201
sure it will

6/9/2069
Just wait

>>43032201
Dead Island 2 will have an immense impact on the vtuber scene

>>43033551
>2 (two) cunnys in a gen
wtf i love holoEN now

>>43032250
this

>>43033551
What’s the point if they don’t even have Konami perms

>>43038777
>they don’t even have Konami perms

>>43033551
O M G is Legends back?

>>43032201
Sick, Tempus 3?

>>43032201
Your MS paint skills are progressing, maybe lets try for some more difficult goals.

Massive graduation

>>43041636
Yep tempuss 3 : mass terminaison. The final episode of the trilogy nobody wanted, but at least everyone will be happy with the ending.

>>43032201
gib me twins tuber

>>43032201
>24th month
Is this in Martian time?

>>43033551
>Kuro von einzbern like loli drawn by fgo artist
AAAAAAAAAA my dick

>>43032201
did you get your date wrong last time?
>>42996420

>>43034515
Pharaoh pharaoh your foolishness forces me to sing
Soon I'll have both your throne and your Millenium Ring ring ri-ri-ri-ri-

>>43033551
>Kuro von einzbern
fuck yea, nigger cunny is like a double-forbidden fruit

>>43036558
I cant wait for that game

>>43032201
I also can't wait for the release of Octopath Traveler 2, anon. But what does the Hololive logo have to do with this?

>>43032201
This is the 11th time this faggot posts this image with a different date
Anything posting beyong this is a clinically diagnosed retard

TWO MORE WEEKS

Reminds me of that tragedy

>>43032201
>mm/gg/yy
Kill yourself

>>43032201
32 3 23

cool

>>43033206
I would to Russia if that happens

>>43032201
>>43033551
Ok I'll believe it this time
Daughterwife kuro here we go!

>>43044669
Yeah, mine I will finally graduate from high school

>>43052611
Reminder that the stream where Pekora built a mountain to Sora and filled the insides with explosives, then blew it up and false-flagged Towa, was done on September 11th 2020.

>>43038903
EN certainly doesn't have them so the question again is, what's the point?

What month is 24? you retarded monkey

9/11/2001
Mark the date

>>43032250
It will be my birthday :)

>>43033390
Launching an hypersonic first strike from a bunker is a pretty safe bet

>>43060309
Sure thing Mr.Goldberg. Enjoy your day off.

>>43060309
Katta, that you?

>>43060503
No it's Aveil. Katta is a good jew wife.

>>43033551
fuck you. i have been begging for a villain gen for years and the best we got was amelia vs time goddess which they never did anything with. it will never happen.

it actually kinda happened with holox but im an EOP.

>>43033206
I hope he starts with Indonesia.

>>43032201
>mass graduation of EN branch
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

JP7?

The day Nijisanji sells its EN branch to Hololive.

>>43052611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP29dtuzjiA

>>43032201
We are due for the next JP gen I guess

>>43060707
God no. Only a few members would work out while the majority would result in a net loss for the branch.

>>43033551
Omegay, that you?

>>43032201
Is this the date where Sora will initiate the Yab to end all Yabs?

>>43061482
Imagine if she had a "my boyfriend" moment.

/m/ inspired 7th gen.

>>43061732
They should all be based on famous album covers
>Sgt Peppers chubba
>Pink Floyd's WYWH
etc, etc.

>No Nazca mention
Oldfags are gone huh

>>43061732
SIEG

>>43061813
/m/, not /mu/

>>43032201
Vesper? Is that you?

>>43064413
what's /m/ again? mecha right?

>>43032201
No, anon, you won't shoot up your local middle school

hopefully someone graduates, drama is the only thing entertaining about corpos nowadays, summer 2022 killed holoen

02/24/2023 is the one year anniversary of the ukraine invasion and the day where the nuclear taboo will be broken, when russia televises the live test of their 1 GT SATAN-II missile

>>43032201
Can it be on another date? I have my Security + Exam that day
>>43060328
Happy birthday anon

>>43070840
No one is going to graduate before HoloFes, and I'm pretty sure none of them are retarded enough to do a Rushia before it either. After late March tho? That's anyone's guess. There was this anon larping as an insider talking about planned graduations. Make of it what you will.

>>43032233
fpbp

>>43060209
Holy based

>>43072271
why did you take pictures of your own posts?

>>43060328
Make sure to have a HBD anon

Finally, the day Pomu and Selen come home.

>>43060741
This is the moment Hammond Druthers became Heisenberg

>>43072271
please let it not be my oshi

>>43032201
>dark
>hollocks
>council
ENOUGH

>>43032201
Tempus 3, LET'S GOOOO

>>43060328
hb

>>43032201
>to fix the current gen, we must add another gen
is this that "hammer that sees every problem as nails" type of situation?

>>43060328
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!!!!!!

>>43081479
>JP can get as many gens as it wants
>while EN is limited to only 2

>>43032201
wtf they're bringing in Putin for the anniversary????

>>43066883
Why would you bring that up out of nowhere? Are you a fucking psycho or something?

So how exactly Kiara's 3d gonna change everything?

>>43060328
Happy birthday anon

9/11/2001
Thing's will never be the same

Oops Mori let it slip as a tease that the big announcements coming during Fes and next month involve Myth recording stuff. Meaning all it'll be is another original song or a cover. Sorry guys but no new EN gen! Please understand!

>>43093244
>as many as it wants
>only 6
>more than 1.5 year gap between 4th and nepolabo
>almost 1.5 year gap between nepolabo and holox
>almost 1.5 years since holox

>>43032201
>Everything will change.
To worse

>>43094745
Ah shit, forgot Gamers. But my point still stands

>>43033551
I would instantly member if pharaoh-chan did comfy zatsudans while playing solitaire in master duel

We aren't getting a new EN gen. It's a dead branch. They teased what the big announcements will be and it all involves them recording stuff. It'll be low quality bad original songs or maybe a Hologra.

>>43094745
>>as many as it wants
>>only 6
Actually 8 with Gamers and Gen 0
>>more than 1.5 year gap between 4th and nepolabo
Gen 4 debuted in late December of 2019 and early January of 2020, while Gen 5 debuted in August of the same year. Unless there was some time fuckery that's actually 8 months of difference
>>almost 1.5 year gap between nepolabo and holox
Actually a year and a quarter. Holox debuted in late November of 2021
>>almost 1.5 years since holox
It'll be again a year and a quarter later this month

Your wrong points aside HoloJP had 28 debuts in 28 months, from September of 2017 until January of 2020, while HoloEN had only 11 (and a graduation) in the same time spam. The only other branch that was treated worse was ID but until the third gen they never got big in the same way EN got, so you could explain this as lack of interest from Cover's part in a similar way that it took almost 2 whole years for a new StarsJP gen to debut, but HoloEN taking actually 1.5 years and counting for a new gen is absurd when for a while it was the biggest group of HoloPro.

>Kiara 3D debut
Kek

>>43060707
ew.

>>43096614
Would be hilarious if once again Cover scheduled an event over an important stream of hers. The whole IRyS announcement dropping in the middle of her birthday stream was probably the biggest dick move Cover has done in the branch and if it weren't for Mel's managaer, I'd say in the whole company.

>>43096142
Gen 0 isn't actually a gen, that's a retcon.

>>43033551
every single one is a nigger lol

>>43098068
didn't they fire Mel's manager?

My birthday?

>>43061813
>>43064413
a /mu/ themed Vtuber group does sound kinda sick though.

>>43060328
Based and happy birthdaypilled

>>43032262
It is over then.

>>43060328
have a good birthday :)

>>43104221
That's irrelevant to the discussion because it's still 5 vtubers (4 if you don't count Suisei) that debuted under HoloJP, while EN doesn't have a new member in 18 months and counting.

>>43032201
you made it up

>>43032201
how many times have you tried this larp already

>>43032262
niji/vshojonigger cope

>>43033551
This is genius. You are hired

>>43032201
How about you change my diaper because I just shat myself?

>>43032201
THE PROPHET! KIARA 3D SHOWCASE WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING!

>>43032233
Can't change the laws of physics

>>43032201
Is that the day you finally start taking your meds?

>>43051548
Trust the plan

>>43032201
>Kiara 3D showcase
It's over...

>>43060328
Have a nice birthday!

FOUR MILLION PEDOPHILES

>>43124495
all m...
what?

>>43072271
>ID least affected
Anya or Iofi?
>Holostars pretty much fucked
mass graduation?, i cant tell who's the biggest and/or most loved talent that his graduation is enough to shake things up

>>43096142
>akschually
Don't care. Cover doesn't hire just because they can.

>>43124495
OVER 9000 PENISES

>>43126512
Because shotgunning 8 faggots is not exactly that, right?