/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>42997225
This is the 2nd time this pic is used for a thread

MAMA LOVE

I LOVE FLAY AND I WANT TO PET HIS HEAD

>>42997267
since you requested it, I'll use it to make a thread again next time

>>42997267
Many pictures have been used multiple times

flaytare are in love

MAGNI LOVE LOVE LOVE

>>42997168
anon i loved those collabs but a way out had a LOT of awkward moments

>>42997003
A deeply horny, awkward kid hitting on his sleepy babysitter that likes him just as like a little brother figure but doesn't want to hurt his feelings

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

cute shota pilot deserves a grooming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Gus is Altare's favorite character

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1625287314728685568

>>42997370
focus on the stream, flay

>>42997283
fat fuck you fucking fat fuck fuck you

>>42997352
My adorable malewife!

>>42997407
GIVE ME THE VOICEPACKS ALREADY AAAAAAA

>>42997366
right? almond used to be the most awkward duo in tempus

>>42997370
YES!!!! ANOTHER KISSKISS FOR FLAYFLAY!!!!! mwah mwah!

>>42997407
what time tho..... is it on the site yet?

Who's streaming directly after V-Day?

It's been five minutes, where the hell are the commandments?

there’s a food channel on their discord server… cute

>>42997370
yes but his mouth is already taken by altare

Wait, Hakka just posts his cooking on the Tempus discord?

Jwu i miss magni

>>42997474
I really don't understand people who think this.

flays walt voice is fucking frightening

>>42997225
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>42997542
same :(

You'd think Vesper would feel the most affinity with Hakka all things considered because of their backgrounds

Magmites need to be raped

>>42992751
You legitimately upgraded, congratulations

Remember to ignore bait and donmai whatever catalogue is crying about

>>42997407
>Voice packs leaked
>Altare: yandere stalker raping you(not specific gender)
>Magni: boyfriend offering his butt to you(male)
>Vesper: shy wizard being molested(female)
>Axel: boyfriend knots you(not specific gender)
>Bettel: weak boyfriend being phisically and sexually abused(not specific gender)
>Hakka: young latino seducing stranger(not specific gender)
>Shinri: deepthroats fuck you, many groans(not specific gender)
>Flayon: shota boyfriend being a top(not specific gender)

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>42997474
They weren't that awkward, they just joked in a way that maybe made it look like that

>>42997370
I will suck on his tongue

>>42997570
Amen.

The way altare laughs feels so fake sometimes...

>>42997570
>>42997585
AMEN

>>42997570
in the name of josuijisus, amen

>>42997570
>>42997585
آمين

>>42997580
R

>>42997574
Don't you know that monkey kills monkey?

>>42997542
One day.

>>42997570
AAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN

>>42997504
no one?
they're mostly pumping and dumping like the girls

>>42997352
my bro...

Yeah they're a little gay, but it's limited to only a few sussy moments, and not very pronounced.
Still pretty watchable. Flayon does funny voices, makes it entertaining.

>>42997407
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IS IT MADE TO ORDER?

>>42997673
they’re just friends hanging out, honestly

>>42997673
That's how they get you, unironically

Ironic how Magmites ended up being the ones to all break down after just two days of no Magni

>>42997504
Hakka https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1625283684667629568?s=20

If Flay can keep his horny and autism under control, him and Magni doing voice skits together could be kino.

>Altare mained Pichu until it got nerfed

>>42997582
there is zero market for flayon's voicepack

>>42997648
>pumping and dumping
What’s that?

Why does Flayon sometimes talk like he's rabbit on cocaine

>>42997764
>implying

>>42997716
Magmites are spoiled because Magni has been very consistent, he rarely takes two days off in a row

>>42997764
There is me

>>42997582
>Vesper: shy wizard being molested(female)

This will never fucking happen, his birthday voice track was literally just him imitating ringtones.

>More fire emblem in smash

>>42997770
google

Are the keychains made to order?

>>42997770
Not to imply anything
but it's when a streamer streams on valentines day, get payed, then proceeds to take the next day off, presumable to spend it doing you know what with you know who

>>42997823
I don't usually think Vesper is that funny but holy shit dude lmao

>>42997407
RELEASE IT ALREADY

>>42997589
maybe so but still a way out was uncomfortable to watch. so many missed beats, altare not getting whatever magni was talking about and etc. glad they are more comfortable now

>>42997719
I don't know, he seems even more horny for Magni than Altare

>>42997719
this but with magni

>>42997764
Speak for yourself

>>42997852
>spend it doing you know what with you know who
[Playing videogames] with [themselves]
My Oshi is Vesper.

>>42997504
What does this mean? They're all streaming normally.

>>42997902
what?

>>42997764
I'm buying 10 of them bitch

>>42997905
Is this from a stream? It's so high res

>>42997764
unironically my number one fantasy and theres incredibly small amounts of food for it, theres a way bigger demand for it than you could ever imagine

>>42997852
Doing you know what (playing valheim) with you know who (with bettel)

>>42997823
Can I buy the voice pack only?

>>42997764
>implying sisters don't want a cute shota to pamper them

>>42997962
magni is too horny for flayon

>>42997819
you want flayon to top you?

>>42997827
It's fine for them to have a lot but just replace all the fucking sword clones with actually interesting classes from the game

>>42997764
I disagree

>>42997989
Also LoL, with Bettel.

>>42997989
is it a coincidence BOTH of them have friday off on their schedules? you might've guessed it, they're fucking playing valheim all day

>>42998016
nta but yes i love small dudes

>>42998059

>>42997894
Eh, I didn't find it uncomfortable to watch at all. They were clearly having fun and screwing with each other the whole time. A lot of jokes Altare made didn't land, but that's just Altare being Altare.

>>42998079
PINK WOMAN YOU DON'T BELONG HERE

>>42998016
He's a cute fit shota with endless stamina that likes mocking me, it would be really hot for him to either top or powerbottom

>>42998008
Is he?

flayon is fucking funny sometimes dude

flayon just like me fr fr

>>42998166
Somehow, yes. And that's saying something.

fire emblem sucks though

I love this talented guy like you wouldn't believe!!! A kiss for Valentines *MWAH*
Real talk, I think that his menhera arc in Japan was due to the fact that he wasn't able to be as creative as he wanted, so I'm really happy to see him working on and practicing new outlets. Can't wait for the entirely Axel produced MV.

>>42997504
everyone except flayon, though I doubt that means anything

>>42997580
A

>>42997673
Literally talking about hot girls and fucking in FE, YOU'RE GAY stop projecting your sexuality on them

>>42997968
Latest Minecraft. Good stream.

>>42997764
??????

>>42998207
Spoonfeed me anon, other than the three tweets about Machibelly that was more bullying than being horny. Genuinely curious

>>42997992
nta but yes on hololive store or geekjack you can get just the VPs

flay's moans UOHH

>>42998008
Magni can control his horny more and usually lets it loose intentionally for comedy. Flay just blurts out horny stuff because he has no filter.

>>42998221
He's going on a date with me

>>42998097
somebody tell this artist to unprivate please

What scene is Flayon talking about?

Altare really loves to moan around flayon

>>42997582
i would want magnoir and bettels

>>42998295
Flayon's thinks with his dick more than Axel and that is saying something kek

>>42998378
https://youtu.be/xZ91OOjoeGY?t=293

this conversation fucking kek

>>42998287
NTA but it was pretty funny when Magni mistook Altare's moan for Flayon and got mad at him

Olivia is actually better ngl

WTF

FLAYON NO NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREAM

>Lucina
>Olivia
Battle of the mid

>they’re doing a smash bros duel over fire emblem waifus

>The head bobbing
Flayon please

Altare is right, Flayon is a basic bitch

>>42998446
this was during the golf with friends collab, right?

Flay please don't go under the desk right now

>>42998295
Flayon's horniness being ignored is by far the funniest way to handle it. Bravo to that Smash stream team.

>>42998446
Wait I want to hear this, when?

>Mousey wants to play with Magni again
I can't wait.

>>42998400
Oh.. ok thanks

>>42998493
I walked into the stream like this why was Flay down there?

>>42998476
im making a gif after the stream

>>42998493
KEK

Olivia > Lucina

>lucina, a young girl since she was a child

>>42998526
I don't think it's that she wants to play with him but more that she wants him to play it, but I could be wrong of course

>>42998551
sunk conk
He does that when he moves away from the screen or such

>>42998578
kek, I wish Altare roasted him a bit more for that

>>42998562
I own you my life.

>>42998578
what did flayon mean by this?

>>42998551
flay moves his character off screen in the direction he goes irl, during ring fit he also ducked down

>>42998487
This, nobody else thinking something is lewd but Machi going UOH and everyone ignoring him is pretty much the best way to make it funny

flaytare >

>>42997764
You said this just to get a ton of (You)s, didn't you?

>>42998581
It's that.
You'll have to know the rat is a Stars fans first and foremost.

>>42998581
that''s what i got from it as well.

He really is autistic holy fuck

>flay unironically gets horny over hand holding and basic romance

Flay is talking so fast that I can't bring myself to care about what he's saying

to the anon who wanted hakka cloaca, i got you (sorry im a slowfag)

>>42998690
Well, I'm waiting.

>>42998690
Holy shit, based anon!

>>42998690
>spoiler
you're fucking sick anon. not that anon, but appreciate the effort!

>>42998655
no i truly was not expecting this response
50% of all machiroons must be /mans/ regulars

>>42998677
He's just like me...

>flayon… have you heard of the bro code before?
jesus christ

>>42998526
The only Vwhore I wouldn't mind to collab with the boys

So.Flippen.CUTE!

KEK Altare

HOLY SHIT KEK FLAYON

>>42998662
Man, I remember when she used to show up on Aruran's and Oga's chats. It was cute seeing her fangirling over them like most other fans.

>*drops stylus*

>>42998677
He really is for the ladies

altmachi is my favourite altare ship now

So did Shinri ever say happy birthday to Vesper?

GJ Altare!

https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023

>>42998749
Where else am I supposed to hornypost, I'm not gonna do it in stream chat

>>42998677
>hand holding
Unironically a god tier fetish.
Nothing hits harder than a lovey-dovey couple interlocking their fingers together while having sex.

>>42998845
>uh oh, I dropped my stylus. I am such a dummy tee hee~. Might as well pick it up by bending over ever so slowly as not to damage my delicate body and spine uwu*

https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023
GET IN SISTERS

>>42998904
LET'S GO

>>42998904
TEMPURAS, ROLLLLLLL OUT

>>42998904
ITS OUT! GET IT SISTERS!!!

>>42998870
Maybe you should go ask >>>/vt/nowa

WHAT DOES IT SAY KOREAN SISTERS

>>42998904
Great timing because of the flaytare streams, I'm getting Flayon as well

>>42998904
>Shinri's costs more
???

>>42998863
Altmachi hugs! Altmachi kisses! Altmachi marriage!

magni said that his favorite fanfiction trope is buying someone like as a pet, right? did he want to be the buyer or the one being bought?

>>42998981
>I love you

flaytare is so fucking funny together lmao, now i wanna see magni sperg out with flayon

>>42998904
I need like 10 bettel straps.

>>42999019
i think he said either is fine

gotta say… flayon and altare have way better chemistry than i thought they would

>>42999010
They need to accommodate for his fat tits.

>>42999028
UOHH

>>42999010
>he has sex with you

>>42998981
>The pleasure of being kimchi'd inside

>>42999028
this was too fucking cute ugh i'm getting a cavity

>>42999010
it better be 6 hours long then

should i wait till shinris voice pack price is fixed or is that deliberate? lol

i cant wait to shove him in my ass just like all the other latinos i fucked

>>42999081
Sleepy morning sex with mama...

>>42999010
He's doing more

>>42999141
its also more on geekjack so its deliberate

>Regis Altare "Planetarium Date”
>Magni Dezmond "A New Specimen”
>Axel Syrios "Helps You Cook” (Japanese & English)
>Noir Vesper "Let’s Play A Game”
>Gavis Bettel "Chaotic Home Dinner”
>Machina X Flayon "Aquarium Date”
>Banzoin Hakka "Tanuki Frenzy”
>Josuiji Shinri "Valentine’s Day Morning”
Sisters... We are finally winning...

>>42999019
He didn't specify

>>42999010
They literally hired him for his voice.
Not his voice "skills", just his natural, deep as fuck voice.
So it makes sense.

>>42999169
Get the fuck out of /mans/ >>>/vt/cbdct

>Vesper "lets play a game"
Jigsaw roleplay?

Planetarium date… with Leader…

someone will upload them?

t. seanig poorfag

>>42997352
My sussy bro...

I'm still in shock about what happened on stream... flaytare god tier

>>42999169
>Magni Dezmond "A New Specimen”
Fucking YES

I honestly can't get into Altmachi as a ship. Flayon is too aggressive about it, and I like more subtlety. I like it as a calm older guy humouring his energetic little cousin, but that's about it.

Oh yeah, for the Koipanions, Shinri made a membership post to gather some questions for a Q&A. Check the membership tab.

>>42999155
>1 ASMR voice
>6 short voices
Huh?? Shinri??

>>42999010
>>42998904
>>42999155
If only I wasn't poor....
My dear Flayon......

>>42999234
no. stars fans dont leak that shit

>>42999234
kys

>>42999234
At least wait until the selling period ends before begging for leaks.
t. also a third worlder poorfag

>>42999218
At least its just gachikoi and not horny / sexual. We have to pick our battles

>>42999288
I think flay's desperation is cute but thats understandable

>>42999234
But they are so cheap and there is no shipping

>>42999234
Sell one of your kidneys

>>42999234
I hope someone does too but i'm not begging

t. can't afford any either

Please post the lengths so I know which ones are good value

>>42999447
kys

So true shinri

magnis one holy shit i laughed and also got rock hard. tskr

>>42999447
kys

>>42999458
flayon's is around 5 minutes, he said so in twitter

>>42999155
Damn.....this guy knows what he's doing.

>>42999339
that seems like a good aproach, i'll wait

funny, i never cared about the girls voicepacks... now i found out im gay

>>42999358
I think it's cute, but it just doesn't set off my imagination in a romantic/sexual direction. I can only imagine Altare trying to let him down gently.

>>42999460
>>42999503
you first
>>42999557
Good patient anon

>>42998904
>Shipping: $33.00

>>42999155
>Axel Syrios "Helps You Cook"
Oh Jesus why

This retard is so fucking assblasted by this lmao

>>42999447
its only $8... you could make that much in a day with a survey website dude

>Axel's vp is the same price as the others
Why isn't it more expensive since it has two languages?

>>42999155
>lets play a game

>>42999659
maybe you can only pick one

>>42998958
Fuck off, just let that split die

>>42999155
Is he really doing 7 clips?

the start of flayon's is so cute HOLY FUCK

I'm a poorfag NEET, convince me to not spend AU$55 on anime boys

Is it cheating on my oshi if I want to buy Flayon's too since I know he's going to do a great job?

>flayon has a steam deck
holy based

>>42999218
What kind of brotuberfag cope is this

>>42999786
They're just voice packs anon

>>42999786
clown is made for cucking, it'd be out of character if you didnt

>>42999646
I don't even have a way to by goods digitally....

>>42999786
no idiot, support the boys

>>42999786
your oshi would unironically want you to support whoever you want

>>42999773
Someone's going to reupload it on THAT site.

>>42999786
bettel is made to be cheated on

flay designed his valentines outfit uoooohhh

>>42999786
buy it anon

>Magni's voicepack
>Tags: kidnapping, experimentation, noncon, domination loss, micro

>>42999786
>He doesn't NTR the clown to bait pathetic whimpers out of him

Anon...

>>42999786
Bettel cheated on you with a fucking AI of all things, it's completely okay to cheat on him with one of the bros as revenge.

>>42999921
Nah, Stars' voicepacks have never been reuploaded outside of when that really old geekjack leak happened.

>>42999994
God... Am I really going to buy a voicepack...

>>42999722
No, I got them both

sisters... this is the first time i'm listening to a voicepack and i'm so embarrassed but i love it

Someone tell me if Bettel's is pure comedy or if it gets too romantic

I was just about to place the order for the Vesper Keychain but I can't justify paying nearly $50 on a keychain (shipping was like $43) alone. I'll find something better and cheaper on Etsy.
my husband said he'd pay for it for me but I think getting something cheaper anyway is better. Fuck that shipping price

>>42999786
Bettel does not deserve happiness nor a relationship. He is fated to be alone for the rest of his life, spending most of his day pacing around his house anxiously while daydreaming about scenarios that will never happen. And when it's time to go to bed, he cries himself to sleep knowing that there will never be anyone on earth that will ever love and cherish him.

I'm going to kill myself

I HATE HIM FUCK WHY IS HE SO CUTE

>>42998904
>Total: $28
>Shipping: $22

Get your shit together Cover jesus chrst

YOU NEED TO BUY VESPERS VOICE PACK!!!

I'M NOT JOKING!!!

>>43000359
i'm unironically not buying physical merch until they improve the shipping situation

>>43000362
you write that with that picrel? how dare you >:(

>>43000359
go scouting for group order services on the bird app sis. you can save better on shipping that way

Is Geekjack not working?

>>43000359
Why don't you guys request the stars come to an anime convention near you so you can buy physical merch there instead? Or somehow ask for it to be sold through Animate.

>>43000335
It's very him so it's worth it if he's your oshi. It's more "cute" and "goofy" than romantic

>>43000432
i brought it but im too afraid to listen...is it really that good?

I've listened to both Axels JP and EN vers.
It's essentially the same story, but the JP is a little more fleshed out? Also, it does have better voice acting than the EN one.
They're so cute, he's cute. I love this idiot!!!
Please do more JP voices because you're quite good at it!!

So why is Shinri so meticulous with updates and providing content but he failed to say happy birthday to Nowa? Why did you all give Altare shit for it when he didn’t reply fast enough but let this slide? If any of the holo girls did this as a kouhai they’d get endlessly shit on

>>43000548
I did when Anime NYC had their survey. I want some Tempus merch at least if we can't have a meet and greet.

>>43000571
>Bought it
>Won't listen to it

>>43000625
nigga who cares. go buy the boys voice packs and charms

delicious bait... i want to bite...

>>43000715
don't fuck the fish, anons

Flayon hitting it too hard....uooohhh

>>43000608
I love him so much... This idiot dingo

>>43000625
because they finally have something to hate altare on instead of just his "faggy" voice

>>43000625
Shinri has absolute loyalty to vanguard. Don't expect him to go out of his way for HQ. He doesn't even really talk to them on discord
>source: slime rancher stream a couple weeks ago.

Buy it for Phantom
https://twitter.com/senzakimakoto/status/1625305797961060352

>>43000715
I sincerely fucking hate how koipainions look because it's just one step from becoming an onahole

>>43000668
im an anxious vesyume...gomen

He's not talking to you....
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1625300626526597126

>>43000798
you mean like this?

Ah, the Stars experience. When your bros become VAs once in a blue moon and women flail around like fish out of water.
It's like knowing a seiyuu then reading people's impressions on his role in anime kek

>>43000631
Oh hey same, I typed down a ton of shit including guest requests when AnimeNYC put the survey out. When their guest request form opens I'm going to suggest more male vtubers.

Altare's was so sweet, especially that third and last one (yes, his has 3 separate voices)

>>43000830
I opened and closed Magni's multiple time before I could listen to it... And I had my hands on my face the whole time. I believe in you!

>>43000885
Genuinely delete this.

Whoops I bought all the voice packs because the keychains won't ship to me

Aw sweet we have Shinri schizos again
This is why I'll never gift memberships

https://twitter.com/GigglePox/status/1625187079486423058
>Magni Dezmond @holoTEMPUS and Gavis Bettel@holoTEMPUS liked
THEY ARE

>>43000941
THE CHAD TEMPUS FAN

>>43001006
WHORES

>>43000885
Let me do it for you....

>>43000557
He's my favorite VG but I'm not interested in pretending that he or any of the other boys honestly is my boyfriend so if it's more funny than romantic I'll get it

>>43001006
How can you even see that

Altare's is so cheesy man. I love him.

>>43000934
I bought the keychains because I have too much autism to listen to voicepacks, I get embarrassed and I have to turn them off

>>43000834
I'm coming to find you anon

>>43001108
Good luck

>Homocidal

>It's a homo-cidal

oil baroness review on 4 vps https://twitter.com/sarahnizzle/status/1625306334122938370?s=20

>>42999994
fuck i need to buy it

>>43001256
Nobody cares

>>43001006
Why wouldn't they both like it?

>>43001073
make a burner twitter acc like everyone else or use one of those twitter viewing websites(not sure if you can see likes on this)

Has anyone bought Hakka's pack?

>>42999994
>Micro
l-like....shrinking?

I hate bfe but for some reason I want to buy the packs

>>43001366
Yes.

>>43001310
I care

Should I buy the digital stuff on the holo store or geekjack?

What the fuck is flayon even saying lol

>>43000934
im just gonna wait till i can find a quite moment to light my vampire blood candle while sipping tea so i can listen to it properly ToT special date with my oji..
holy crap youre literally me. i do the exact same thing not out of cringe, just that the feelings become so overwhelming aaa

>>43001310
>anons itt asking how the voice packs are
>post showing someone's thoughts about them
ogey

>>43001006
I love this artist but she's definitely a doxxsister kek

>>43001405
Holy holy holy
I knew he ran with that in a few bits but, thats extremely hot

>>43001482
Traditional artfags

>>43001405
no

>>43001368
I had the same feeling, honestly. I don't usually buy stuff like this, but I can't justify buying physical merch with the shipping prices, so I figured I might as well at least get my oshi's voice pack to show support.

>>43001543
I mean, probably but at least she doesn't live tweet doxxshit like other Tempus twitter artists

can someone rank all the voice packs from least to most bfe

>>43000625
Reminder that Shinri said the minecraft collab with JP stars would feature "all" Tempus members even though they knew Vesper wouldn't show. Maybe the dude just doesn't like Vesper.

>>43000941
can you confirm how long each of them are?

>>43001594
>>43001405
Whooooo lying ahhhhhhhhh :(((((((((

>>43001496
I hope you enjoy it to the fullest!
It is so overwhelming! I can't stop smiling like an idiot!

>>43001792
Maybe :3

>>43001792
You just have to buy it to find out ;)

That felt too short... I need a 20 minute long version...

>>43001073
When tweets show up in the "For You" tab it has a header as to why, in this case being that it was Liked by two people I'm following.

>>43001908
i want to know what happens after.... i want to hear his sounds....

Why do the voice packs say pre-order'?

>>43001908
I need more of the first half honestly...

>>43001065
You'll enjoy it then. Go support your VG oshi!

>>43001967
it doesnt mean anything. just buy it and it should be available for download after your purchase. cover website is just stupid

I wonder if the valentine's vp gave Magni the bug to do more stuff like this

>>43001908
sauce for this image?

give link to axel voice pack i'm lazy onegai

flay is really proud of his legs I want to cum all over them

>>43002178
BUY IT YOURSELF. SUPPORT THE BOYS.

>>43002221
I mean link to buy the thing

>>43002178
>>43002247
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023?variant=43782674022620

>>43002178
buy it yourself, cheapskate.

>>43001874
>>43001897
I-I guess I could spare some cash for Magni and Flay-Flays...it is my birthday after all...

illegal reuploads are too much, but a small written summary of what happens would be nice

>>42998904
retard here, does the keychain come with the voice or is it seperate?

>>43002247
Oh, sorry brother. Here's a kiss on the cheek to show my apologies.

>>43002319
Magni's is worth every penny, makes me even more excited for tomorrow

>>43002370
well the titles are basically small summaries lol

god this is gonna be hard to pick who to buy VPs for, i need them all but for 70 burger dollars...

>>43002319
>born on Feb 14
Cute anon <3

>>43002392

>>43002319
flay is really cute on that vp

>>43002392
Oh Axelotls...

Valentines card, Tempus ver.
What would each member have as their quote?

>>43002392
cute axelotl

>>43002392
There's no duo more inseparable than Axelotls and being retarded

i can't believe magni would say this... it's kinda spicy for holo standards https://litter.catbox.moe/lnle84.mp4

>Altare
3:25
>Magni
2:26
>Axel
3:08 x 2
>Bettel
2:09
>Flayon
5:00
>Hakka
7:03
>Shinri
11:00ish

>>43002282
sankyu

>>43002404
chu

>>43001723
its a good day in tempus if this is the type of schizo rrats we are working with now

>>43002392
I wasn't sure either, thanks for being retarded for me, mate

>>42999994
just listened to it, hysterical. i love this dude

>>43002708
Bettelion... Does he hate us? :(

>>43002704
For real, how could they let this one through...

>>43002708
ahh that explains why shinri's is more expensive

>>43002447
I love having a birthday filled with cute lovey stuff! I sometimes wonder how much it has impacted my personality...
>>43002418
>>43002515
So excited now. def gonna get them tomorrow...maybe late tonight and listen to them in bed

>Nobody talking about Hakka's VP

>>43002708
vesper doko?

>>43002708
Your math is wrong on Altare's, it's 4:25

I can't believe I'm buying a male's valentine's day merch. My mother was right when she asked if I was gay 20 years ago. My whole life was a lie.

>>43002849
does hakka have yumes?

>>43002704
The good ole days...

>>43002708
>Magni
>2:26
>Bettel
>2:09
Damn both magni and bettel don't last long in bed...

>>43002880
Ah. Sorry!! I'm so bad at math in my head
Please forgive me, Altare....

>>43002849
I guess he has more people who see him as a little brother so it doesn't evoke as many feelings in people

>>43002708
I wish I saw this post before purchasing. Oh well.

>>43002708
>Magni's and Bettel's are the shortest
they HATE us

>>43002918
Better late than never bother! Who are you buying?

>>43002875
NTA but 2:17

>>43002708 (me)
>Altare
4:25
I fucked up

>>43003048
too much valheim/fortnite sex. donmai

>>43003056
eyyy thanks anon

>>43003048
I don't care, I'm fucking loving this shit

>>43003051
aniki

>>43003178
Good taste, it was a cute one!

>>43002370
magni's is basically him capturing and chaining you up to do experiments on you, but then there's a plot twist. it's not bfe, it's more comedic.

at least susan doesn't get a cut... I guess...

>>43002370
Bettel is just being himself, he puts on a small show for you but it goes terribly wrong.

>>43003504
abayo anon

>>43003504
Anon, there are groups out there buying stuff together to lessen their shipping fees.

>>43003504
it's only worth it if you buy all members keychains

>>43003384
I'm so glad that it's not bfe It is oddly intimate still..

>>43002925
yeah, me

AHHHHHHHHH I HATE BEING A POORFAG I WANT TO SUPPORT THE BOYS MONETARILY TO REPAY ALL THE ENTERTAINMENT AND HAPPINESS THEY BRING ME BUT I JUST CAN'T UUUUGGGGHGGHHGHHHHHH

>>43003642
I'm not a whore

>>43003827
they're doing fine, sister, stop worrying about it.
do get a job if you're a neet, though, it's good for you.

>>43003726
the one line that killed me instantly was when he went 'You have such nice eyes, but such a nasty glare you're giving me'.... I'm so aroused

Do they really make any money off this? I feel like they have to sell so much to make a profit

>>43003726
desu i don't even get that vibe but i'm not a yume, glad you enjoyed it though! i wonder if he's going to expand on this/go in a similar direction in tomorrow's rp stream.

bettel's is so cute... pathetic clown....

>>43003965
Voice packs and digital merch make the most profit for them since the physical merch requires manufacturing fees, etc.

>>43003965
the vps i imagine yes since they cost nothing to make, but the keychains/other physical merch? i wonder too since even if they're cheap to produce i assume they sell a lot fewer of them than voicepacks since a lot of people are turned off by the shipping costs

>>43003965
acrylic printing is extremely cheap and theyre selling directly off their own shop platform, even after cost splitting fees imports etc. yeah it would take quite a bit to truly profit but its not as bad as youd think.

>>43003923
I do want to get a job but I'm chronically ill and no one is willing to make accommodations so i can work I think I will pick up drawing again or something, I just feel bad about getting all of this for free and i want cute keychains goddammit

Flayon...

>>43004342
well, even more reason to not feel guilty about it. just enjoy. the more people watching their stuff, liking and talking about it, the more fans they'll have. the more fans, the more fans with disposable income. you're doing your part.
you're helping too, don't worry.

>>43004541
;-; there's always a boy that feels left out while others on vc

I LOVE MY MAMA EVEN IF HIS VP IS THE ULTIMATE BFE
also I think he’s purposefully trying to make his voice sound higher. like there are points in his outtakes where it goes deeper than normal. why nerf a deeper voice??

>>43004541
;-;;;;

>Planning to buy all the EN boys and girls voice packs
>150 USD
>Fuck this shit

I bought Shinri's and had to close the first file 30 seconds in because I couldn't handle this mans pure sex voice whispering so softly in my ear.Help

How BFE is vesper's voice pack? I'm debating on getting it but if it's too much I'll pass.

>>43003952
For me it was the implied manhandling... God.

how many voice packs did you all buy?