/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

i just realized all the recent birthdays had almost no call-ins
i figured the boys would wish each other happy birthday or something

This one

>>42946008
Maybe the guys just aren't into totsumachi

NOWA LOVE
TEMPUS LOVE

>>42945832
AMEN

>>42946008
I prefer it like that desu. Call-ins are kinda awkward and repetitive.

>>42946008
the boys were still in altare's stream to wish him happy birthday and magni and axel did a totsu

Vesper's rendition of crank that will forever occupy a scared spot in my soul.

Vesper karaoke (reposting): https://gofile.io/d/0HV6pR

):

>>42946211
Most Totsumachi being done are ass because they're on a time limit.

>>42945832
Amen.

>>42946549
What a simple time it was.

where did the samantha ai come from? what program or app

BETTEL IF YOU'RE /HERE/ I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I WANT TO RAPE YOU

>>42946008
Altare and Nowa said waaaay beforehand that they won't do call-ins on they birthday streams.

anyone got all the schedules so far?

https://twitter.com/AthiesArena/status/1624980167247396864?s=20&t=Q95c5eYqvV3zN5uQV8dLZwhttps://twitter.com/AthiesArena/status/1624980167247396864?s=20&t=Q95c5eYqvV3zN5uQV8dLZwhttps://twitter.com/AthiesArena/status/1624980167247396864?s=20&t=Q95c5eYqvV3zN5uQV8dLZw

>>42946608
app?

Bettel/Siri Vesper/Samantha double date?
yay or nay?

>>42946699
jobber

Are you excited for Valentine's Day my little Mags?

>>42946661
*their

>>42946699
jobber.

>>42946699
Jesus Christ, remove the metadata before posting!

>>42946715
TwT i can't wait.....

>>42946715
I WANT TO RAPE THIS ALCHEMIST AAAAAAA

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>>42946713
>>42946733
Just trying to keep the tradition going h-haha

>>42946715
Honestly I'm kind of hoping that the asmr isn't that romantic.

>>42946709
I want that fanart

>>42946700
i honestly think kronii is cool
why am i like this
idgaf about her model i just leave her stream on and listen

>>42946715
Ugly but yes! <3

>>42945832
AMEN

>>42946008
Both Altare and Vesper don't like birthday celebrations much and get anxious talking to people they're not super familiar with. I don't see anything wrong with letting them celebrate how they want.

>Tarkov on Bettel's schedule
>With Altare and Magni

Where are the promised Shogun perms Leader?

>>42946845
what does that have to do with tempus?

>>42946715
I'll be waiting in earnest!
MAGNI LOVE!!!

>>42946715
Incredibly excited, I can't wait.

>collab with Altare
>valentine's duet cover (Hakka?)
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1624999734938112000

>>42946863
ouuhhhhhh they're the same. i want them to makeup mating press eachother!

>>42946837
And have consentual sex after? Yes!

My Pilot onahole's schedule!
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1624999734938112000

>>42946946
SONIC R KINO

>>42946926
NGL, I'm not the biggest Flay fan, but that's a pretty good schedule.

>>42946926
>>42946946
another cover??? HQ stop being lazy!!

>>42946926
is altmachi is altare's first planned one on one vg collab?

>>42946877
i dont mean to alarm you but i think shes axel

>>42946715
he loves us ToT

>>42946926
>>42946946
SHOTAS COVER???? HELL YEAH

I'm going to be NTRed on Valentine's...

>>42946837
Yes followed by hours of rough brutal sex because he enjoys a challenge and getting his ass beat

I wish Altare would let Vesper back in the thread

>>42945832
in the name of josuijisus, amen

>>42946926
What if the duet is with Nowa?

>>42946926
Ah so the zatsu is the after-party for the cover. Cool

So do you finally forgive Vesper?

>>42947062
vesmachi sister...

>>42946008
Hololive might make it seem like birthday totsus are tradition but Holostars have never really done them as much, it's not a required part of birthday celebrations.

>>42947062
It's already confirmed that stream is a collab with Hakka, so that's pretty unlikely

>>42946946
>Watchalong
The worst content for members t b h

nice bait

>>42946926
Altmachi love!

>>42947062
dont say this dont fucking say this dont get the vesmachis hopes up

>>42947139
I liked altare's hereditary watchalong

>magni member stream is for gays and joshis
I didn't sign up for this, where is my broshi

>>42946715
If that valentines rp doesn't have a happy ending, I'm gonna anti him

>>42947139
And yet they insist on ONLY doing watchalongs behind members for some reason

>>42947188
Just don't watch ffs

one day vesmachi chads...one day...

>>42947190
But bad endings are the best.

>>42947219
ToT UOHH HH HHHHH...... NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME CUM A LITTLE

>>42947185
he was so weird watching it but i like that he got it at the end

>>42947134
I know that's the truth but I would find it so fucking funny if it was with Vesper and the reason he's collabing with Hakka is cause Vesper is still on his self imposed collab ban

>>42947219
i believe

>>42947188
It's only one stream and I doubt it's actually bfe anyway, probably just something fun

>>42947185
I believe you but Altare could have a stream where he sleeps for eight hours and Altventurers would eat it up

>>42947188
he had to whore himself because (You) didn't give him a juicy akasupa. You could've prevented this.

>>42947219
I will patiently wait...

>>42947042
He's better off without him.

>>42947266
I don't think you get it anon I want to smash this stupid bratty alchemist until he's wheelchair bound

>>42947294
Co-sleeping stream...

>>42947188
vesper will be doing an outerwilds stream on Tuesday fellow brotuber viewer

>>42947307
Don't be silly anon, he whores himself out for free. The akas and porn are a nice bonus

>>42947134
Oh shit, I thought the 'zatsudan @ Flayon's' on Hakka's schedule seemed pretty random but suddenly it makes so much sense.

>>42947294
that does actually sound pretty comfy

>>42947332
Axel no, think about his back

>>42947307
>implying Magni wouldn't whore himself even if he had more money

Ngl this thread is getting kind of gay, let’s settle it down a bit bros

>>42947294
sleeping with leader...

>>42947294
I want to sleep beside leader...

>>42946877
>what does the fifth member of tempus hq have to do with tempus
its literally in the name.
temporal. time. get it?

>>42947190
i want a tsundere girlfriend rp

>>42947431
Soooooooo
the worm question..
what do we think?

>>42947431
the mag sex droid

>>42947188
Judging from him using the maid fanart on his schedule it's probably going to be that maid RP he mentioned he might do eventually.

>>42947379
so? that just means he can't fight me off

ALCHEMIST RAPE

>>42947294
Leader's sleepy voice as he tries and fails to fall asleep for two hours, then just quiet breathing sounds when he finally manages to drift off...

>>42947431
I do not want to imagine the things Nowa would sexually do to that robot...

>>42947494
let's flip the question, would you love magni if he was the snail from ferngully?

>>42947567
I do :)

i hope we get an axel and flayon collab soon, i wanna see them bond over their shared traits of being loud and horny

>>42947504
Between the real deal and a sex droid, which one would you choose? Assuming you had access to both Magnis.

>>42947431
The Magni AI ISRAEL!!!

>>42947537

>>42947522
Where the fuck did your saviorfag complex go?

>>42947604
why would I choose only one if I had access to both

>>42947573
yes

>>42947659

>>42947338
>>42947376
>>42947441
>>42947449
>>42947552
Caught you fat fucks

>>42947676
only for cute neechans, not femboy whores with fat asses

comarades, i need an archive link for nowa oji karaoke

>>42947573
Did the ai actually cum up with that or was it told to ask the worm question. It's funny either way

>>42947784
Previous thread anon

>>42947755
please take me leader!

>>42947605
>talks about ecchi VNs
>both of them have played what the other has played
KINO

>>42947801
Cпacибo

>>42947638
>Meanwhile the real magni ai

>>42947605
ah very cute, i want to see their tails swishing together when they sperg out

I know the link that people use to watch movies for hologirls watchalongs but what's the one for the tempus one or do we use the same one?

>>42947567
i do

>>42947861
Even AI Magni can't stop getting NTRed

No official mascot from Vesper today

>>42947761
B-but Magni is a cute neechan

>>42947893

Só why did no one posh Leader's schedule yet?

so what gives the boys more money? bday merch sales or regular acrylics/merch?
debating whether i should buy the full bday sets for both Altare and Vesper or just buying the bowl + tea cups + their acrylic stands..

leader schedule

>>42947912
he simply forgot because of the busy day

>>42947986
I thought everyone would know by now considering he already said it on stream before he posted it

>>42947294
lmao Altare sleeping for eight full hours, I fucking wish. I'd watch him though...

>>42948057
date night... with my boyfriend...

>>42948043
From what I recall, birthday merch is the best avenue to support someone.

magni rape

>>42946926
his schedule is so good this week.... RIP my sleeping patterns

>>42948133
I wonder what it will entail

>>42948057
VALENTINES IS SAVED

Do we still hate vesper?

>>42947139
normally i'd agree but it's first pokemon movie....

>>42948178

>>42948178
any other dick edits of the boys?

>>42948233
can't hear you over old man crankin dat soulja boy

>>42948233
until he mans up and apologizes i will continue to hate vesper. battered vesties are too easy swayed with a cringe birthday ai "date" and some songs from their childhood.

>>42948297

>>42948057
he is going to be in 14 streams this week...

>no call ins
>and I just found out they killed off Yorrick in 40k
aw man :/

>>42948395
Leader kowai~

>>42948395
Streaming monster of Tempus....BUT PLZ SLEEP AIEEEEEE I DONT WANT YOU TO DIE

>>42948412
totsu, schmotsu--wait. WAIT. OH HELL. GAYMES WORKSHIT, I WILL KILL YOU BRITISH BASTARDS

shinri shower twitter space dozo
https://files.catbox.moe/m8qwat.m4a

What kind of offline work do Holopro talents do? Is it counting their SCs and sending a balance sheet to cover? Thumbnail making? Scheduling streams? Sending approval notice for their stream ideas with feasibility studies? What?

Shinri HATES Vesper.

Will (You) be supporting the boys on their Valentine's streams, broanon?

>>42948369
Here’s your (YOUUUUUUU)

>>42948621
Also can you count "I hired a voice teacher to teach me offline how to sing" as work? I know they pay for these teachers pro bono.

>>42948594
>https://files.catbox.moe/m8qwat.m4a
THANK YOU ANON I WILL SUCK YOUR DICK FOR FREE THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

>>42948594
Ooh thanks, I missed the beginning before. At least someone else knows the words to Top of the World.

>>42948594
I find it so funny how he did this like one or two days after Altare's cold shower on stream. Either he saw it or they both share the same whoreish braincell

>>42948758
but i don't have a dick
ill take a hug instead

>>42948912
>but i don't have a dick
bro you lost it?

>>42948631
it's funny spamming pregnant emojis so if its not members i will

>>42948912
I can suck your clit if you want to

>>42948621
All you have listed, including coordination and works for music, concert work and any other official projects that they pick up themselves or are assigned to them.

>>42948906
He absolutely saw that part of Altare's stream, or at least clips of it. There's 0% chance that was a coincidence.

>>42948947
I stole it. Don't tell him

>>42948947
in the accident 5 years ago...

>>42948912
you will very soon for your good deed

>>42946008
Magni and Axel are extroverts. So they were fin with totsus.

>>42948991
you should give it back honestly

>>42948906
his pl did a bunch of them.

>>42949028
But it's so fun to play with!

cute fat fuck

>aniki member's post
he's a wild animal...

Why is he so cute

>>42949035
tempus really is a guild filled with sluts...

>>42949124
Vegans will hate this man!

>>42949180
For cuddling and headpats of course!
And for unbelievable back breaking sex

Is it me or bettel and ster have the same voice?

>>42949453
This is funny, I was watching Jerma the other day and for a second thought that Bettel was in the stream but it was Ster

hell yeah brother

>>42948043
Birthday and special events like their anniversary, because those merch sales are handled by the talent so they get the cut. The regular acrylics and group merch are handled by management.

Bettel's RM looks like THIS?

Shinri mating pressing Altare and fucking the menhera out of him through copious amounts of love correction…

>>42948987
Ah so they design their own merch....

>>42947219
this board has made me a convert.... what have you people done to me... it's gonna be at least a month before we even see them actually collab

>>42946715
my poor ass is still waiting for that gifted membership....

>>42949920
Mine expired yesterday of all days ;_;

>>42946715
i hope it's silly

>>42949182
It's all of Holostars. Astel, Izuru, and Shien have done bath twitcasts. Astel also has a face massager he uses in the bath that makes a vibrating noise and let's just say he absolutely knows what it sounds like.

i've been thinking hard about if i could realistically pull bettel can i still be saved?

>>42949920
>>42949997
No money no questionable rp from Magni

>>42946715
I'm excited for Vallheim brother hoo wee.

>>42947332
some of you are terrifying

dont tell the vestojis this but i am currently planning how to successfully break and enter their homes and force them into marriage this also includes vesper

>sleeps for 2-4 hours a night, usually in his chair
>has been getting frequent nosebleeds that are lasting longer
>started getting lightheaded
is altare ogey

>>42950356
How do we help these boys to sleep more...

>>42950329
Breaking into paranoid old men's houses sounds like a good way to get isekai'd.

>>42950356
Never.

jwu how was the karaoke?

>>42950329
Joke's on you, I turn 30 in a little over a month and you cant defeat a wizard.

>>42950437
Ohio tier disaster. Thousands are dead. It was amazing.

Does takobro have an archive? Just got back from field work

>>42950437
SOVL

>>42948594
wtf is Shinri a bathtub streamer now?

Magyumes post your fantasies for the menshi rp stream. I’ll start: I hope he welcomes us home with a romantic valentines dinner (that he made) and tries to act cool and suave but is flustered the entire time,

is it clownfish and almond or shintare and begni?

did a thing https://files.catbox.moe/i3bzxd.MOV

>>42950482
last thread yea

>>42950533
>.mov
I'm not downloading shit.

>>42950437
Genuinely atrocious, but he had fun and rapped like a drunk white uncle, and that's what really matters.

>>42950550
Eyyy thanks anon

>>42950531
Why would you have to choose?

>>42948057
altare's layout is so confusing

>>42950533
your posts do things to my brain thank you drawanon!! kisskiss!!

>>42950329
GET ROTATED, IDIOT

>>42950557
idk how to convert gomen

>>42950528
i wrote this

>>42950531
All of the above

>>42950531
Why not all? Do not limit yourself with ships, my sister, instead indulge in whatever you're in the mood for.

>>42950528
i just want him to let us bully him a lot...

>>42950533
i love this thank u anon. chu

>>42950528
i hope he gapes his asshole on stream and acts like hes not even doing it even though we can all see and he keeps up the meido persona wondering why his magmites are freaking out because he just wants to give them a cute service desu but we can all see his hands spreading his cheeks right in front of our eyes. bonus points for hole quivering when i akasupa

>>42950531
choose what you prefer naturally

Holy shit this is great, are we sure Vesper isn't the vsinger of Tempus?

this vesper voice pack is so fucking autistic
hes so perfect

>>42950533
Thanks for the food drawanon. I still can't believe Magni pizza sliced his toe because he was worried about Axel. Kintama Bros love!

https://twitter.com/zkfie/status/1624890148096823298?s=20

>>42950528
Draw me like one of your Frenchmags situation where he ask us to take a pose and not move while he keeps moving things around until he is happy. Then he just tells us to not move an inch and just stares silently for 5 minutes. Eventually he goes 'all done' and shows us a picture of a magmite in a fruitbowl. He whines that he is hungry and bites our face off

>>42950878
I'm waiting for the valentine's keychains to come out so I can order Vesper's set and the keychains all together to save on shipping, I'm so sad I can't listen to it right now

>>42950878
I'm going to use #5

>>42950964
oh shit thats cool

>>42950533
Cute! Thank you for the food

hakka bed voice...
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1625023006425731073

>>42951279
I'm going to sex this birb

>>42950531
clownfish and almond https://youtu.be/spwfurp46DE

>>42950528
I hope he acts like a cute, shy maid trying to fend off his employer's advances but eventually gives in and lets us rip his stupid frilly skirt off

>>42949858
another anon groomed into the vesmachi pack

>>42950964
Based takochad

i wasn't here for axel and dezmond's birthdays. what did they have for birthday merch?

>>42951561
they're teuly unstoppable.... soon all of mans will join their ranks, even the straight brotubers....

>>42951087
h-hot ToT

>>42951087
kek

>>42948297

>>42950531
All of them are valid and real in our hearts
No shipwars in this thread, we love everything uwu

>>42951760
SEX WITH CLOWN

>>42951679
Axel had a hand towel. And magni had a mouse pad

Did Shinri say happy birthday to Vesper?

>>42950531
why not shinmag and albettel

>>42948297
>>42951798

>>42951399
You have to pay for that sperm!

>>42951846
no and he didn't even rt or like vesper's birthday post, he HATES vespet

>>42948297

>>42951459
lmao they are so

>>42948297
>>42948178
>>42951905

>>42948297
Last one I have besides the Magmite one

>>42951682
>straight brotubers being groomed into watching and enjoying the cute femboy shota because their ojisan loves him
hot....

>>42951459
Why do straight men act the most homosexual sometimes

>Bettel doesn't have Ollie's tourney on his schedule

What's more likely, he just didn't put it on there or he forgot?

>>42952078
>>42948297

>>42952078
wtf is that minecraft dick?

>>42951679
you can still see it on the site
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/pages/search-results-page?q=tempus

>>42952078
>>42952014
>>42951961
>>42951905
>>42951760
>>42948383
>>42948297
>>42948178
how did you guys get a picture of my cock shadow?

>>42951911
TAKE ALL MY MONEY

$69.00

>>42952138
Serious answer: censor bar
Joke answer: BBEC (Big Black Enderman Cock)

>>42951561
>>42951682
I will NEVER ship Vesmachi because I ship Shinmachi

>>42951800
>no magnolia booba mousepad
dissapointing

>>42952207
>shipping AltNowa 69ing
ToT
ToT at that shipping cost tho fr

>>42952207
dear lord... that's like my monthly food budget...

>>42952340
ok axel

>>42952112
>okay, so I have APEX, SIMS 4, and a menshi stream on Saturday
>how do I fit 3 things on one slot on my schedule
>wouldn't it be too small to see?
>I'll just put 2 of these instead
Then he proceeds to forget he's doing APEX until 12 hours before the thing because he didn't include it.

>$113 leafbucks for the pot and cup
it's so tempting
does cover let you change your shipping address before the actual shipping date after you pre-order? i might be moving in the next 5-6 months

Axel if you're here where's the starsJP off-collab stream

>>42948412
>>42948502
>one of the greatest heroes ever known to the imperium
>slain by the warp's biggest crybaby
it's not fair. he didn't deserve to go out like that

>>42952207
I use Paypal, so I was able to have it broken up in to 4 payments over 2 months with no interest

"Regis Altare"? More like PENIS Altare!

>>42952207
nice

>>42952508
this brat is just BEGGING to be raped

>>42952508
You are sucking it tomorrow Machi, go to sleep

>>42952142
oh thank you, for some reason i couldn't see them when i filtered by individual talent.
their birthday merch sets look a bit meh/cheap compared to altare and vesper's desu, vesper's looks especially elegant. i hope their birthday merch this year is nicer

>>42952479
robert is off fucking some chubas or crying at the IM@S festival.
astel is playing league for 12 hours
oga and pizza notpapa are being gay
shien and rikka, same as the above
miyabi and temma, same as above
izuru is currently hiding from the loathsome one.
axel already met with uproar

>>42952340
are you anorexic or do you live in a developing country?

So, Who had the best merch?

>>42952785
Vesper ngl

>>42950878
Voice pack track #9, samsung's "morning flower" has been my alarm for years now, and the Vesper rendition of it is finally going to replace it. I can't wait to forget I changed it, then wake up scared shitless that there's a psychopath in the house and swing my claymore into the wall before I'm awake enough to remember.

>>42952785
I'm not a smoker but is that a bong on Vesper's set?

>>42952785
that tea cup is kind of CLEAN

>>42952785
Vesper and Altare because they had more time to plan

>>42952479
shut up he's busy to hunt french ojisans

>>42952424
Their Q&A says yes, but you have to contact them to do it. There's a template you have to fill out.

https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/pages/faq

>>42952785
A full dining set... I want them all

>>42952785
Vesper = Altare > Axel > Magni
>>42952903
yeah the previous ones seem rushed but are still good merch for their first birthday.

>>42952785
Vesper, by far. I already have tons of bowls and use a fork instead of chopsticks. Dingo's Fur Hand Towel is also really good, but it's hard to beat a wholeass JP style teapot and mug combo

>>42952785
i dont even drink tea but that cup looks sick

>>42947219
Wait vesmachi? Have they even interacted with each other at all

>>42946008
Holo call-ins are always lame anyways

>>42952508
Funny I already had this screenshot ready (sent by a friend who didn't realize her shitty crop job made it look like it says this)

>>42953214
yes every day they have discord sex in tempus collab VCs because flayons a cute exhibitionist whore

>>42953214
NTA but Flay chats a lot on Vesper's stream and also Vesper seems to cares of Flay.

>>42953214
they've mentioned each other a few times in their respective streams. when vesper was having his meltdown, flayon was one of the first to talk about it and even told his audience to be patient with him (he definitely strikes me as the most empathetic towards neurodivergence). vesper has mentioned talking to flayon in dms in a couple of his zatsus as well. and then there's this moment on twitter where flayon revealed that vesper made him a valentines gift https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1624423009984323584

so uhh yeah, your pure innocent grampire is being discord groomed by a lascivious pervert brat

>>42953627
I'm more inclined to believe that their united by their mutual autism.

>>42953695
i mean yeah no, the vesmachi is like a joke cause it's funny.
but realistically they definitely get along as fellow autists. flayon was again the most sympathetic and understanding during vesper's lowest point.

I wasn't expecting anyone to make a fic for Bettel and Altare:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/44969329

>>42951846
In all fairness, he and Vesper have barely even interacted publically.

Let him cook

>>42953985
how did you guys like nowa's bday merch?

>>42952831
Style of JP teapot with handle on side (handle is hollow to reduce heat)

Where are the new outfits? Stop teasing us with these ponytail Vespers.

>>42952112
Members of Tempus often only put streams that will have a POV on their channel on the schedule. Could be he's just not streaming his POV.

>>42954005
It was pretty good Vesper (or are you Altare?)! Most of the teapots being sold in my area are of the usual shape. I quite like the JP shape of the teapot, and love the subtle design of the cup! Good job!!!!!!!!!!

>>42954005
It's exactly what I wanted from his merch!
Not that the others are bad, but I would have been sad if there wasn't anything tea related and this set more then delivers on that.

>>42952785
Altare. I love making soups, so I was really pleasantly surprised by what he chose.

https://twitter.com/btb_sb/status/1625038071254355972
OMG, FAST

I forgot he still follows most of ILUNA

>>42954483
ima finna bust rio's cheeks fr fr.

>>42954483
vesties are the cutest fan design imo and i'm not even a vestie... look at these cute 4 eyed lil buggers..

>>42954615
These fat little nerds...

>>42954615
i like how their irl counterpart huddle up together

>>42955169
And they make tents!

Oh wait, Vesper did not reveal his mascot or did he?

>>42955368
did not :(

>>42945812
he took Bettel’s siri bit…

>>42955453
its ok bettel is forcibly reclaiming it with his siri date this week!

>>42946008
Give me that with Axel please ToT

not to be that guy but what happened to the vesties' birthday fan project for nowa?

where's the streams

>>42956046
he checked it off-stream IIRC

>>42956046
it's still there? he's going to look at it on stream later because he was drunk

>>42952785
Easily Vesper, practical and unique but still feels like actual Vesper mech as opposed to random tat with Holostars logos printed on it like Axel's mug and Altare's bowl (and fucking chopsticks lmao, I know most of their hardcore fans at this point are probably chinkoid women but they should at least try to keep up the Holostars ENGLISH facade)

>>42956298
>they should at least try to keep up the Holostars ENGLISH facade
the next birthday merch set will include a machine gun and a tempus themed happy meal like god intended

Full Tempus Valheim?

>>42956390
oof sorry anon Grandpa just used up his social battery for that karaoke. wait for two more months

WE HATE VESPER NOIR

>>42956458
kek, shitposting aside, he was really friendly with VG in chat, I don't really understand why he isn't collabing

watch streams faggot.
you get no (You)s

JWU
I missed Vesper's brithday streams and need a QRD

>>42956298
You're off your meds lmao
>Altare loves ramen
>Altare didn't want unpractical merch
>Altare ordered a ramen bowl for his birthday merch
That's it. It's not that deep.

>>42956529
At the end of the day, he can do what he likes.

>>42952785
I like Altare's (the bowl and deskmat) the most. The teacup is a close second.

Vesper's bday streams must be so garbage and shit that no one talked about it

>>42956627
Yea it's random tat, the tea set fits Vesper's character and it was probably the most commonly requested merch for Vesper from the beginning, the Altare bowl is a bowl. No shit he uses bowls, so do I, it still feels like a random item with Altare designs printed on the sides.

>>42956794
It was

>>42952785
I like Magni's keychain the most but im also a big tea man so vesper is a big hit too

>>42956529
supposedly anxiety, but that should be over now

>>42956806
this nigga wants a gunblade merch or something

Anyone who doesn't do totsu for their birthday deserves to graduate

>>42956806
우리 집에서 라면 먹고 갈래

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejuDdXHwDhY

>>42956894
I think it's fine as long as there's some sort of collab celebration instead

>>42956853
KEK

>>42956898
Sorry Chang I don't speak asian

https://twitter.com/L_A_S_I/status/1625052959771074560?s=20&t=3YSw2byAFBusiCsa8Tea9w

>>42957110
Tsueso and Snailtare

>>42956812
As expected from that old retard, vesties standards are below the floor fr

>>42956898
lol

I hope Axel has gotten some sleep

>>42956894
Agree vesper needs to graduate asap

>>42956898
라면 먹을래*
I'm pretty sure he made that joke again during his bday? It was probably the inspiration rumao

Vesper's karaoke is quite an experience, still think he got good voice, but some song choices are questionable.

>>42957536
I'm just happy we get tons of music stuff from Tempus this year. I don't care about singing ability or whatever.

>>42957536
I think he has a nice range but really really needs training. Nowa pls get a vocal couch...

>>42957698
>couch

I want to buy the valentine's merch now

>>42957698
He did mention taking vocal lessons from the coach during his earlier streams but i don’t know if it went anywhere or it was all a lie in the end.

>>42957739
He said he want to

>>42957739
Watch streams sister

>>42957731
buy valentine merch
it gets here august
:( i love japan shipping

>>42957739
he hasn't gotten one yet

>>42957536
I think that when he sings his voice sounds like Ed from Ed Edd 'n' Eddy.