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>> No.42930328
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>>42930297
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.42930329
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42930329

I love Flaybebe

>> No.42930342

>>42930328
Amen

>> No.42930352

Vesper Noir doesn't deserve good things.

>> No.42930353
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42930353

shitsureishimaaaaaaaaaasu

>> No.42930362

axel syrios

>> No.42930369
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42930369

Whore birthday!

>> No.42930380

>>42930328
AMEN

>> No.42930385

>>42930328
AMEN

>> No.42930397
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42930397

MEANWHILE, ON BIZARRO /MANS/...

>> No.42930401
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42930401

Daily reminder

>> No.42930408
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42930408

Birthday soon
What are your hopes/expectations?

>> No.42930416

>>42930362
Regis Altare

>> No.42930427

>>42930353
Go back, traitor.

>> No.42930425
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42930425

happy birthday to this cute old fuck

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>>42930116
There is always the very slight possibility a senpai could be watching, can't take any risks.

>> No.42930437

>>42930397
I HATE TEMPUS!

>> No.42930460

>color palette on his Valk
I see...

>> No.42930471

happy birthday vesper. i hope you have fun buddy

>> No.42930477
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>>42930362
Shh let him sleep

>> No.42930480
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42930480

I MISS HIM

>> No.42930502
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>>42930297
Live
>Altare - Apex
https://youtu.be/pB_dDNT_mtE
>Flayon - Mega Man Zero 2+3
https://youtu.be/htUnHqU0giA
>Hakka - Ao Oni
https://youtu.be/R0b8DKeAJD4

Frames
>Vesper - Birthday Stream
https://youtu.be/v5wRWQCCePg
>Vesper - Karaoke
https://youtu.be/xU1gW5PUvio

>> No.42930520

>>42930480
Just one more day left little mag, you can do it.

>> No.42930558

>>42930397
FINALLY, I'M THE LAST FUJO ON /MANS/

>> No.42930564

>>42930480
you'll be stuffed on v-day. patience, magmite.

>> No.42930570

>>42930520
Isn't it 2?

>> No.42930575

>>42930397
I like Vesper and i hope he collabs more with the hologirls
https://files.catbox.moe/5udkqk.mp3

>> No.42930613

>>42930397
I love Magni so much! He's so funny and his model is so pleasing to look at!

>> No.42930627

>>42930570
Unless I got my timezones wrong, no.

>> No.42930638
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>>42930480
I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT

>> No.42930649

>>42930570
semantics, but until the 14th(PST), there will be no magni stream :(

>> No.42930653
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>>42930480
We will be eating good soon magmite.

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42930674

>>42930564
>>42930520
I’ll try to be strong….

>> No.42930682

>>42930397
I hope there are weekly collabs with the girls!

>> No.42930689

>>42930328
Amen

>> No.42930697

>>42930397
Man, it's scary how competent Bettel is.

>> No.42930718

ENTER CLOWN

>> No.42930716

>>42930397
It really is a shame that Regis was the first one to graduate

>> No.42930730
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>>42930353
Welcome back, Ame! Here's some fujo art just for you

>> No.42930749

>>42930328
AMEN

>> No.42930768

>>42930397
Regis is so fucking lucky all the time, how is this possible?

>> No.42930809

>>42930397
Can't believe leader is anti-LGTV

>> No.42930821

>>42930397
I fucking hate Dezmond, he doesn't care for his guildmates at all...

>> No.42930827

>>42930397
Magmites are the worst mascot design

>> No.42930846

>>42930809
samsung is better anyways

>> No.42930848
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>>42930397
PURE

>> No.42930850

Altyumes I am listening to him sing die for you for the past days. I love this blue fucker so much

>> No.42930876
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>>42930477
I hope he sleeps well!!!
AXEL LOVE!!!

>> No.42930891

>>42930408
live dildo/vibrator testing stream

>> No.42930890

>>42930850
Was that in his latest menshi? I'm not caught up

>> No.42930904

>>42930297
Who is gonna call?

>> No.42930910

>>42930397
I DON'T want to kiss the cute Holostar's pilot!

>> No.42930937

>>42930904
go back

>> No.42930942

>>42930848
pure innocent ojisan ToT

>> No.42930959

>>42930891
This but with Magni

>> No.42930963

>>42930397
I can't believe Krono is butt pregnant and Vespers the father.

>> No.42930964

>>42930904
>Thinking there is going to be a totsu

>> No.42930969

>>42930904
Watch the stream.

>> No.42930984

>>42930821
He really doesn't even try to hide it, man

>> No.42931010

I'm glad Bettel's menshi was shitposted /here/ yesterday.
It was good lol

>> No.42931025

>>42930904
Ghostbusters

>> No.42931063

>>42931025
Why are they calling?... What did they do to Rio....

>> No.42931072

>Altare is gatekeeping

>> No.42931085

>>42931025
beat me to it

>> No.42931117

>>42930904
Vesper dont have friends anon

>> No.42931129

>Happy Nowaday
Are we really going to be happy nowadays?

>> No.42931130

>>42931025
hehe

>> No.42931152

>I don't have massive tits
what did flayon mean by this

>> No.42931164

Jobber

>> No.42931166

>>42930416
banzoin hakka

>> No.42931177
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>>42930397
LEXA CASUAL!
96% SUBMISSIVE

>> No.42931184

>>42930904
your bitch

>> No.42931187

>>42930904
I highly doubt Vesper is even going to allow calls. The stream is going to be an hour long, so there's really barely any time for calls. The Karaoke is the main thing he's doing today.

>> No.42931195

>>42931152
He's doesn't have fat guy tits...

>> No.42931223

Flay's chest confirmed for 38 inches?

>> No.42931226

Flayon's bust size is 38

>> No.42931238

>>42931152
He is a big oppai shota

>> No.42931244
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42931244

flayon's chest size

>> No.42931247

Official mascot design, please....

>> No.42931271

>>42930397
I HATE MY DEADBEAT FATHER SHINRI HES USELESS AT EVERYTHING AND HATES HOLOSTARS

>> No.42931300
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42931300

Leader is perfect. I love how he's so sweet and reliable and goofy when he wants to be. His voice always lulls me into my best dreams. He's a good friend and always looks out for the other boys. He's so kind to his fans and I always see him retweeting fanart even if it's not the most polished and leaving a comment. He treats his community equally and reads greynames' chats and sings them happy birthday. He always asks superchats to put their wellbeing first and treat themselves before giving him money. We couldn't have asked for a better person to lead Tempus. LEADER LOVE

>> No.42931301

>>42931223
is this big or small for a dude

>> No.42931311

All of this because he wanted to elaborate on the spiderman cosplay...

>> No.42931324

>>42931238
That's a futa

>> No.42931348

how did he drop this valuable information like nothing

>> No.42931356

>>42931247
>the fan vestie design but without the nose
how would that make (You) feel?

>> No.42931370

>>42931300
LEADER LOVE!!!!

>> No.42931387

>>42931301
S size

>> No.42931415

>>42931348
He wants us to lust after him but he pretends to be shy

>> No.42931443

>>42931356
Nta but Ves likes the nose though, he drew it in his drawing stream
I would never draw a vestie again

>> No.42931460

>>42931387
UOH ToT his chest is bigger than mine.... damn brat

>> No.42931469

>>42931184
Where the love?

>> No.42931477

>Can't raid Vesper
kek

>> No.42931497

>>42931300
he’s definitely not perfect but i like his imperfections too and he’s very self aware.

>> No.42931516
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42931516

>>42931356
Betrayed... And I'm not even a vestie

>> No.42931532

>>42931356
ruined.

>> No.42931548

Vesper birthday hort

>> No.42931581

Will he raid Vesper?

>> No.42931607

>>42931356
he likes the nose so it wouldnt feel right...

>> No.42931615

>>42931581
>3 Streams rn
Who?

>> No.42931628

>>42931063
bust some ghost nuts

>> No.42931666

>>42931615
You know...

>> No.42931691

>>42931387
ToT

>> No.42931699

Does Altare not enjoy Dead Space? Is he that much of a zoomer?

>> No.42931701
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42931701

>>42931497
Very true! I'm just over emotional right now but I am very happy to have the Leader the way he is :)

>> No.42931728

>>42931666
he’s going to do it right now faggot

>> No.42931730

>>42931666
Izuru? Nah, he can't redirect from twitch

>> No.42931731

>Working instead of watching Vesper's birthday

>> No.42931733

AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE HE WILL REDIRECT, THEY DON'T HATE EACH OTHER. MY RRATS...

>> No.42931745

How the fuck can you not get a gifted membership being a regular viewer? Are you guys the world's unluckiest?

>> No.42931748

>I'm gonna redirect you to Vesper's stream
>Have fun, it's gonna be a fun time
TEMPUS IS HEALING

>> No.42931753

>>42930397
Man, everyone has a collab with JPstars this week. I get that it's for unity or whatever, but I really don't give a shit about the JP side. Can't our boys just go back to group Genshin collabs?

>> No.42931754

VESPER MENTION

>> No.42931795

>>42931731
>working while watching vesper’s birthday

>> No.42931831

DRAMASISTERS NOT LIKE THIS

>> No.42931884

Leader redirect to vesper?

>> No.42931887

>>42931831
What if I am a guy and seek them to have drama? What then?

>> No.42931903

You guys didn’t actually think Altare wouldn’t redirect into Vesper’s birthday stream, right? You’re just shitposting, right???

>> No.42931920

>>42931748
NO WAY SISTER THEY TOLD ME THEY HATED EACHOTHER

>> No.42931939

>>42930397
Flayon and Magni's streams make me grow hair on my chest from how manly they are. Like holy shit I didn't know Magni was a gymbro. Too bad they have to collab with that Twink-ass Shinri.

>> No.42931954

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1624950741776359424

>> No.42931955

OMG SISTERS ALTNOWA LOVES EACH OTHER

>> No.42931958

>>42931903
I don't watch leader.

>> No.42931969

DRAMANIGGERS BTFO

>> No.42931980

>>42931903
Vesties are grasping at straws these days. They'll take any "win" they can take

>> No.42932006

>>42931748
>TEMPUS IS HEALING
blocked

>> No.42932012

Spoiler altere is going to buy a gift

>> No.42932018

>>42931954
>happy birthday!
kek

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>> No.42932021

>>42931920
Need to be a good manager.

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>>42931954
t.dramachad

>> No.42932066

>>42931954
i'm counting every minute vesper doesn't respond to his tweet

>> No.42932069

>>42931954
OH NO NO NO HE COPIED VESPER'S BDAY MESSAGE FOR HIM. PETTY FAGGOT.

>> No.42932091

Is Unity back on the menu?

>> No.42932093

>>42932066
Technically his birthday is tomorrow so he's got 24 hours

>> No.42932100

>late
he hates us

>> No.42932116

>>42931954
>lower case
>no emojis
yeah he still hates him

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>>42931954

>> No.42932130

>hakka still streaming
why does he hate vesper?

>> No.42932137

ITS MOVING

>> No.42932142
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42932142

UNCLE NOWA ON THE TELE

>> No.42932145

>>42932100
APOLOGIZE

>> No.42932151

SE MUEVE

>> No.42932177

>>42932116
altare doesn't use uppercase

>> No.42932183

>>42932129
SPICYSHINY STATUS?

>> No.42932188

>>42932069
You could see it that way. It's certainly funnier.

>> No.42932192

SE MUEVE

>> No.42932202

>>42932130
Watch the stream

>> No.42932209

SE MUEVE

>> No.42932218

SE MUEVE

>> No.42932221

hold me bros, I'm afraid

>> No.42932225
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42932225

birthday gift idea
A MUG
a camping bag
a tea set
a keychain spear

>> No.42932227

>Vesper still doesn't let any of VG raid him

>> No.42932241

>Hakka still can't redirect

>> No.42932243
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>>42932116

>> No.42932247

soon

>> No.42932252

>>42932183
thriving

>> No.42932255

SE MUEVE VERSIÓN CUMPLEAÑOS!!

>> No.42932256

>>42931980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7xMgJedN2s

>> No.42932268

>>42932225
>has mug merch
>calls it a cup
its over.....

>> No.42932271

>>42932241
I don't think any member of VG can

>> No.42932272

>>42932116
He did the entire crunchyroll interview in lowercase. Jobber-san just doesn't understand how the shift key works.

>> No.42932275

>>42932227
Vesper is such a faggot

>> No.42932278

>>42932129
who gives a fuck

>> No.42932288

>>42932177
>>42932129
Uhhhhh.

>> No.42932308

>>42931954
>No emojis
OWARI DA

>> No.42932312

Bets: will Vesper get a new room at last?

>> No.42932316

>>42932221
Come here, give me your hand already.

>> No.42932321

>>42932227
>>42932241
Cut him some slack, he's been very focused on streaming plus preps for his birthday

>> No.42932333

Flayon's talked to Vesper about redirects at least twice lmao why is he like this

>> No.42932337
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42932337

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>> No.42932339

>>42932227
he does, manager just didn't add them yet

>> No.42932345

not probable, but i want him to ugly cry on stream

>> No.42932353

>>42932278
dramaniggers anon
dramaniggers

>> No.42932356

>>42932337
no

>> No.42932358

>>42932333
you know why

>> No.42932384

When will he get a new background?

>> No.42932386

He sounds... weird

>> No.42932387

>Artificial Intelligence Voice Generator by murf.ai
What did he mean by this?

>> No.42932395

>>42932337
No, he's like a little brother to me

>> No.42932394

>>42932129
he loves emojis

>> No.42932400

he sounds so nervous.. I want to rape him

>> No.42932409

he’s so nervous…

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If there is any clockwoman mention in the b-day stream, i will mcfreaking lose it...

>> No.42932419

He sounds more nerves, lol
so cute

>> No.42932420

NO, DON'T DRINK. YOU'RE ON MEDS!

>> No.42932428

He's alcoholic...

>> No.42932433

I NEED TO MOLEST THIS NERVOUS OLD MAN

>> No.42932434

>>42932387
totsu but in ai voices :D. kinda like video totsu.

>> No.42932435

it's just like any other streams though..

>> No.42932439

he sounds uncomfortable because my peenor is inside him

>> No.42932441

nervous as fuck kek

>> No.42932445

>>42932339
I thought you only needed to be mutual subscribers in order to be able to raid each other?

>> No.42932443

He said he didn't drink anymore...

>> No.42932452

>>42932387
Probably Yagoo? kek

>> No.42932460
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Vesper's is gonna make a yab and get suspended. I am not ready

>> No.42932481

>>42932337
YES! YES! YES!

>> No.42932489

>>42932434
>totsu but in ai voices :D.
>none of tempus want to show up to his birthday
>uses AI to make them wish him happy birthday

>> No.42932493

why won't my fucking stream load

>> No.42932498

This stream will be about making money.

>> No.42932502

vespers gonna get absolutely wasted before the karaoke

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42932503

>>42932460
I come from the future, here is the yab

>> No.42932507

>>42932333
because he doesn't care about anyone but himself and his paypigs

>> No.42932509

>Oh... She just like me fr fr
He means that overdose girl?

>> No.42932520

He couldn't refrain from drinking...

>> No.42932533

>>42932489
That would be hilarious

>> No.42932536

Why is he doing his birthday stream in Japan time?

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42932537

>>42932387
>Vesper's the one creating and spamming those Hololive porn audios

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42932543

>>42932498
Already done

>> No.42932544

Hasn't celebrated birthdays since middle school? You are old Vesper.

>> No.42932551

>>42932503
ToT

>> No.42932554

>sniffle
i love him

>> No.42932556

>>42932445
don't quote me, but i think you need to enable the setting to raid(which is two-way) as well as being mutual subs. youtube fucking sucks at raids compared to twitch, but there's a lot you can complain about youtube being behind twitch

>> No.42932557

>>42932503
Vesper, why...

>> No.42932560

>>42932502
It's probably better this way if we are being completely honest.

>> No.42932570

>>42932460
this is the way of the schizo
believe in this bit

>> No.42932574

>>42932503
Axel Baby...

>> No.42932579

This pathetic man needs to go to rehab before it's too late.

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42932583

>>42932460
because he told the truth?

>> No.42932586

>>42932337
i need flayon to sit in my lap as he plays fighting games, bouncing up and down as he gets into each match

>> No.42932589

>>42931745
I have a brand account which doesn't let you get gifted menshis.

>> No.42932594

>>42932537
NO WAY VESPER IS THE HORSEFAG

>> No.42932596

He's doing a skit
He's doing a bit

>> No.42932598

THE BIT

>> No.42932603

It feels like he's going to show us his virtual AI gf
it's so cute

>> No.42932604

>>42932520
Birthday's are the most stressfull stream EN does. Because of all of the moving parts

>> No.42932615
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42932615

TIME FOR A BIT TO END ALL BITS

>> No.42932627

>>42932533
VESPER FOCUS ON YOUR STREAM

>> No.42932629

is it going to be a fem Ves bit

>> No.42932630

>>42932594
I AM KNEELING

>> No.42932632

no way he didn't see the butt pregnant thing right?

>> No.42932634

>>42932503
Vesper is fucking shota Axel?!

>> No.42932633

VESPER MAKES DEEPFAKE AI STREAMER PORN

>> No.42932638

>>42932337
to seal our marriage yes <3

>> No.42932637

>>42932583
>>42932615
nani?

>> No.42932641

>>42932604
He's an alcoholic. accept the facts, anon

>> No.42932642

THE FINAL BIT

>> No.42932646

>>42932594
LONDON

>> No.42932648

I'm fucking terrified with where he's going with this.

>> No.42932650
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42932650

Uhhh is he going to use what I think he's using?

>> No.42932652
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>> No.42932657

HE'S /HERE/

>> No.42932661

Vesper is fascinated by AI voices. This is part of his bit. A dinner date with an AI?

>> No.42932663

>>42932536
He was to stay in Japan for a few months. Bday stream was already scheduled when he was in japan. Manager wanted to know so the release date of the merch can be on time.

>> No.42932665

oh god

>> No.42932669

I AM AN AI

>> No.42932670

VESPER MADE THE HORSE AUDIO

>> No.42932673

>AI dinner date
LMAO

>> No.42932675

VESTIE YUMES STATUS???

>> No.42932678

THE AI IS GONNA INTRODUCE ITSELF AS KRONII

>> No.42932696

HE'S GONNA FUCKING USE CHARACTER AI

>> No.42932699

Is He trying to Cuck Vestie??WTF

>> No.42932700

>>42932603
HELL YEAH

>> No.42932698
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42932698

VESPER IS DATING US (AI)

>> No.42932701

>birthday stream is thirdwheeling a date

>> No.42932703

HORY SHEEEET YUMEBAITING LIVE ON STREAM

>> No.42932704

this weird, the birthday voice celebration idea

>> No.42932706

Remember that this is just a bit, it isn't real and it's a bit that's only meant to be a bit

>> No.42932705

>>42931954
>Replying to the official account and not Vesper himself

>> No.42932710

that idea isn't the best, it legit sounds boring

>> No.42932711
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42932711

>Vesper going on an AI date
Do Vesyumes even exist?

>> No.42932716

ONE LAST BIT

>> No.42932714

How long before his AI date starts saying slurs

>> No.42932718

This is kinda sad

>> No.42932721
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>> No.42932724
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42932724

I AM GETTING KEKED BY A.I

>> No.42932728

>doesnt have a special new background for birthday
lol, this is a glorified regular zatsu

>> No.42932734
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42932734

The Space Pope does not approve of this stream

>> No.42932742

VESYUMES!? THE PANDERING!

>> No.42932741
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42932741

SPREADSHEEET ANON!!! WE NEED YOU!!!

>> No.42932752

>>42932632
it was in his meme tag and he was browsing that around that time, he 100% saw that

>> No.42932755

>the manager flat out said no
>vesper is still doing the bit
Oh, that's the yab.

>> No.42932756

Can't wait for AI schizos to try and cancel Ves

>> No.42932762

>>42932657
No, aniki sent him the link

>> No.42932768

>>42932710
isn't talking to a chatbot fun tho? see how well it can react

>> No.42932769

vesper is making neuro-sama tulpa....

>> No.42932770

don't worry vesties its just a jork
https://files.catbox.moe/raox80.mp4

>> No.42932776

HE'S GOING ON A DATE WITH US(forma de autómata)!!!!!!!

>> No.42932786

>i can control her

>> No.42932791

Vesper has never successfully pulled off a bit. He only hypothetically talks about bits but never delivers

>> No.42932795

>>42932641
Never said he wasn't.

>> No.42932806
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42932806

VESPER IS UNLEASHING A.M. AS A BIT

>> No.42932808

Man said no the AI voice date. Negotiated with them and get it work out. Many layers of control. This bot is shackles like an evangelion.

>> No.42932807

So are we having a date with tranny vesper?

>> No.42932815

Damn Vesper is into bondage?

>> No.42932818

YAB OF ALL YABS INCOMING.

>> No.42932820

>>42932752
How did you think the idea came about?

>> No.42932824

Niggerman AI.

>> No.42932827

>Do you think the holocaust is real?

>> No.42932831

>He prefers an AI girlfriend over a real woman
VESYUME STATUS?

>> No.42932832

>>42932663
Oh, I see. Thanks, bro.

>> No.42932836

>Man's hubris underestimates AI uprising
I've seen this trope too many times

>> No.42932838

>Chained up AI bot
LMAO

>> No.42932845

>>42932710
Lazy last minute.

>> No.42932848

HERETEK!!!

>> No.42932857

>>42932791
Vesper, please stop talking about bit meta and focus on your stream.

>> No.42932862

This is it. The final bit

>> No.42932863
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42932863

Vesyumes still exist?

>> No.42932865

>>42932831
he's just like me....

>> No.42932866

>>42932337
Yes on his penis, balls, ass, and anus
And then the mouth

>> No.42932867

This AI is going to yab the instant it gets on stream

>> No.42932874

>Seinfeld Episode 3 incoming

>> No.42932880
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42932880

cute!

>> No.42932882

A MUG

>> No.42932886

This is fucking terrifying.

>> No.42932888

TEAPOT
TEACUP
LETS GOOO

>> No.42932889
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42932889

>> No.42932890

Ohnononono /swarm/ and /rbc/ is gonna get pissed at us because Vampire has a fetish for robots!

>> No.42932893

tf is that big hole in the teapot

>> No.42932895

he got that asian teapot

>> No.42932894

There's a manager manually screening the AI's responses for sure

>> No.42932898

BUY BUY BUY

>> No.42932900

He drinks too much; he's a wreck and needs help.

>> No.42932901

A MUG

>> No.42932904

What the fuck is that teapot

>> No.42932905

Teapot and teacup? Yeah, I kind of expected that from Vesper merch.

>> No.42932907

YOOOOOO TEA SET

>> No.42932909

Veswife....

>> No.42932910

TEAPOT AND TEACUP NICE

>> No.42932915
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42932915

this is so funny to me for some reason

>> No.42932918

>>42932880
That's actually a nice tea set.

>> No.42932919
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42932919

Prediction of Vesper's Karaoke set list
>Radiohead "Creep"
>Foo Fighters "Everlong"

>> No.42932920

tea set bday merch is very on point

>> No.42932924
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42932924

what is that big hole in the back?

>> No.42932925

On a scale from 1 to career ending yab, how do you think the AI bit will go?

>> No.42932928

CUTE MERCH

>> No.42932929

That's a nice idea and makes a lot of sense.

>> No.42932936

>tea drinking streams
i remember that

>> No.42932938
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42932938

>teapot
>teacup
of course

>> No.42932942

>>42932867
it sounds like a manager is going to filter the AI's responses manually in realtime

>> No.42932945

He made a tea set to use with the vesties. This cute sentimental old man.

>> No.42932947

>Not a mug
UNSUBBED, UNMEMBERED

>> No.42932949

>has to buy his own merch
every single time

>> No.42932955

not A Mug...but A Pot

>> No.42932953

>actual cool merch
i kneel grandpa

>> No.42932958

>>42932880
>>42932889
Why does the teapot have a prolapsed anus?

>> No.42932959

He has to buy it?

>> No.42932964

the art is so cute ToT

>> No.42932969

>>42932915
It's one(1) voice, it self destroys too

>> No.42932975

>>42932925
shackled, it'll be slow and meh but no yabs inc

>> No.42932979

Not a tea expert but can this tea pot be use with a tea bag?

>> No.42932977

ai fag here. if hes using character ai its neutered, if hes using chat gpt its neutered, i doubt he can set up kobold so my guess is novel ai or god forbid ai dungeon like a retard

>> No.42932983

I like how /mans/ turns into literally the chat of a vtuber during times like these instead of an actual thread kek

>> No.42932985

>>42932924
For ya cock.

>> No.42932990

>>42932924
thats a handle

>> No.42932992

>>42932924
it's just a handle

>> No.42933004

tea bros we won

>> No.42933003

>>42932919
pretty good setlist ngl

>> No.42933007

Calling it now, the A.I. Is actually Magni or some of the other EN talent

>> No.42933012

infuser? I barely know her

>> No.42933019

>>42932924
cock holder
vesper is a genius

>> No.42933024

>>42932958
Speaking from experience?

>> No.42933027

>>42932880
I've wanted that style of teapot for a while but even the asian places near me don't have it(to my shock. My area is like 40% asian)

>> No.42933029

>>42932958
Japan

>> No.42933031

>>42932983
yeah streamwatching is crazy

>> No.42933035

>NOKIA BRICKPHONE VOICEPACK
KINO

>> No.42933034

>It's my birthday I can do what I want
FINAL YAB INCOMING

>> No.42933037

>actually useful merch
Nice.
>>42932831
literally me FR FR

>> No.42933042

>Baneposting

>> No.42933043

>>42932985
mine..is not that.. big..

>> No.42933044

>>42932919
>Janne Da Arc "Vampire"

>> No.42933046

Vesper's voice pack is old ringtone he remembered when he was younger.

>> No.42933050

>>42932983
i can't discussed prolapsed teapot anuses in youtube live chat

>> No.42933052

no one is going to call in? is he really in war with tempus

>> No.42933056

>>42933027
it looks like a sex toy
i want to fuck the teapot

>> No.42933058

>>42933012
shut up
kek

>> No.42933060

https://japanobjects.com/features/kyusu-teapot

>> No.42933061
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42933061

>recorded a bunch of ringtones
This man makes me look like a gigachad of normalcy.

>> No.42933069

>>42933007
I'm certain it's some generic voice.

>> No.42933068

>>42933007
now this would be good

>> No.42933070

>>42932915
a singular voice pack

>> No.42933074
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42933074

?

>> No.42933077

>>42933012
faggot spotted.

>> No.42933082

>>42932925
The AI is absolutely going to call him a gamer word

>> No.42933087
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42933087

>>42933007

>> No.42933089

>>42933052
It's not a totsu, tourist-chama

>> No.42933099

>>42932985
>>42933019
you guys put your cock in the tea?

>> No.42933100

DO DO DOO DO DO DO DOO DO DO DO DOOOO DOOOO DOOOOOOOO

>> No.42933102

>>42933019
Fucking kek

>> No.42933111

>>42932983
just like me frfr

>> No.42933112
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42933112

>>42932770
Why the fuck did it replicate his voice so well

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42933118

>> No.42933126

>>42933074
He fat-fingered enter when he pressed '
I do it all the time

>> No.42933135

>>42932979
Literally just put the bag in, why wouldn't it

>> No.42933138

>>42933074
Sent too early

>> No.42933139

>>42933052
This is a "bit" stream anon.

>> No.42933142

>>42932958
It's a kyusu, you hold it by the side and that thing is the handle.

>> No.42933147

How come talents have to buy their own merch?

>> No.42933151

social animals of tempus hq
>Magni
>Axel
recluses of tempus hq
>Altare
>Vesper

Am I right? basing it on who had birthday totsus

>> No.42933155
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42933155

sorry but
NOT PANDERING
fuck the blue ally btw

>> No.42933158

you see this is great because i can buy this and my parents wont judge me

>> No.42933156

>>42933074
Giving Vesper a (You) for his birthday gift!

>> No.42933166
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42933166

cute

>> No.42933167

It's already up
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/noirvesper_bd2023

>> No.42933173

he zooms in like fuckin joel from vinesauce

>> No.42933174

>>42933074
yea me

>> No.42933189

>>42933118
he's just like me

>> No.42933201

https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/noir-vesper
>https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/noir-vesper
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/noir-vesper

>> No.42933204

Manesan doing work

>> No.42933203
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42933203

Ves after the date.

>> No.42933207

yeah because a pinned post actually communicated with your viewers

>> No.42933206

eu bros we just keep on losing

>> No.42933214

Vesper already behind on schedule and manager puts pin on for him. What a dork.

>> No.42933217

>>42933151
i recommend you check out the poker stream touristchama

>> No.42933216

>That pinned post IS NOT ME
>IT'S MY DAMN NIP MANAGER!

>> No.42933219

>>42933112
The tech has been there for a decade, it just went public all at once now.
See explanation here
https://youtu.be/feQBacYHz7I

>> No.42933223

Mane san kek

>> No.42933230

>>42933151
yep. altare and vesper are both very introverted.

>> No.42933231

nice

>> No.42933236

>420 mL
Based

>> No.42933237

who has the biggest dick in tempus?

>> No.42933241
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42933241

Mane-chan in chat

>> No.42933242

uhhh so managers have access at the same time as the talent to their channels? that sounds wrong for some reason

>> No.42933245

DUDE
TEA
LMAO

>> No.42933248

>Didn't understand 420 reference
LMAO these managers

>> No.42933259

that teapot looks like an advanced semen harvester.

>> No.42933267

420 pot hehe

>> No.42933269
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42933269

>> No.42933279

>>42933241
RAPE

>> No.42933282

Teapot is 420 joke that manager didn't get. Vesper is really committed to the bit.

>> No.42933285

>>42933237
Mane-chan

>> No.42933286

>420 boil it

>> No.42933287

>>42933237
Me :)

>> No.42933294
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42933294

it's really cute

>> No.42933297

>>42933241
Let VG raid into his channel mane san

>> No.42933296

NO VESPER YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT WEED YOUR IN A JAPANESE COMPANYYY

>> No.42933299

>>42933241
cute…

>> No.42933300

>>42933007
That would be even funnier

>> No.42933314

>>42933241
>YOU DID YOUR BEST!
Oh no vesyumes, Vesper's mane-chan is flirting with Vesper!

>> No.42933317

>>42933242
how new are you?

>> No.42933324

MAGNI MENTION

>> No.42933330
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42933330

>>42933267
>>42933269
>>42933286
wait a minute that tea kettle...

>> No.42933331

Is anyone else having issues with the stream buffering

>> No.42933335

>>42933294
I like the teacup but the pot is weird

>> No.42933337

>>42933242
they have to stop the stream in case of a big mistake or health problem.

>> No.42933357

>>42932959
They get a set for free

>> No.42933365

>>42933242
Anon, we have already known that for a long while now.

>> No.42933367

>>42933118
just like me frfr

>> No.42933366
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42933366

>Greyname
>Grampire
Please ban this person.

>> No.42933369

>>42933259
Yeah, yours
assume the position anon

>> No.42933373

>>42933331
no

>> No.42933376

>>42933242
You can't be this new

>> No.42933387

>>42933330
lel

>> No.42933388

>>42933294
teacup is aesthetic
im a maybe on the cock holder teapot

>> No.42933394

I'm so HYPED
why?

>> No.42933396

I've been waiting on VG debut merch for vesper's merch and now with some other shit my cart is at like 237 bucks, fuck. At least I save on shipping buying in bulk

>> No.42933401

That..teacup look sick asf...remind me of vergil dont know why

>> No.42933404

There's no way this doesn't go wrong.

>> No.42933406

>>42933007
>Dez, I'm still butt-pregnant
Shut it down, Manager please!

>> No.42933407

>>42933287
don't you have a neck injury you should be nursing, flayon?

>> No.42933410

KRONII BOT INCOMING

>> No.42933414

>>42933376
It has never been mentioned by the talents I watch.

>> No.42933427

>>42933366
there is like two of those roaming around

>> No.42933429

>>42932924
Wear a condom, lube the entrance, and stick it.

>> No.42933432

that's me, im his date

>> No.42933436

KEK

>> No.42933437

>>42933248
VG boys have already made several weed jokes and I'm surprised they got away with it in a Japanese company but I was getting breakfast in Japan and an English song about growing and smoking weed was playing, soooo

>> No.42933443
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KEK

>> No.42933446

KEK

>> No.42933448
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42933448

Vesyumes...

>> No.42933447

fetish stream

>> No.42933452
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42933452

i have never bought any holo merch before anything i should know before i drop 60 bucks?

>> No.42933453

>Woman on screen
YAB

>> No.42933466

THERE IS A WOMAN ON STREAM MEANT TO BE A YUME AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE PANDERING!

>> No.42933470

It's should've been Kronii...

>> No.42933472

>>42933300
>>42933068
>Magbot thinks you should be grateful he showed. Now pay the bill while magbot pretties itself in the bathroom

>> No.42933473

Vesper won't die alone now

>> No.42933479
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42933479

I'm on the stream!

>> No.42933481

>>42933331
Yeah, had to drop it to Ougaman resolution to stop the buffering.

>> No.42933487

>>42933443
>>42933448
Vesties is this you?

>> No.42933489

I can't self insert as a female robot...

>> No.42933491
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42933491

>>42933335
because it's mixed aesthetic
this is how they Should look like, but it's ceramic

>> No.42933493

HE'S ON A DATE

>> No.42933496

OH NO

>> No.42933497

KEKING LIVE, VESYUMES DON'T LOOK

>> No.42933499

>My name is Vesper, whats your name?
>*Silence*

>> No.42933498

He’s trying to gas it up

>> No.42933507

SAMANTHA

>> No.42933505

>the bot is f*male

>> No.42933508

THAT VOICE...

>> No.42933509

Samantha sounds hot!

>> No.42933513

SAMANTHA

>> No.42933516

AAAAAAHHHHHH FEMALE VOICE YAB

>> No.42933517

>SAMANTHA
AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE CHUMKEKS IN SHAMBLES

>> No.42933520

VESYUME DONT LOOK

>> No.42933519

SEX WITH SAMANTHA

>> No.42933522

OH NO NO NO VESKEK WHO'S SAMANTHA

>> No.42933523

SAMANTHA MY BELOVED

>> No.42933525

>Mori
muted

>> No.42933526

WHAT IS THIS
ITS KINO

>> No.42933528

>Samantha

>> No.42933531

me on the right

>> No.42933530

my cousins name is Samantha....

>> No.42933535

>Samantha

>> No.42933532

WHO IS THE SAMANTHA BITCH?!

>> No.42933540

I WILL fuck Samantha

>> No.42933541

SAMANTHA HATE

>> No.42933543

>samantha
it's literally HER

>> No.42933542
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42933542

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU SAMANTHA

>> No.42933552

>>42933487
No, I'm the dude on the left being autistic

>> No.42933554
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42933554

it's me

>> No.42933560

WOMAN ON STREAM
YAB YAB

>> No.42933562

>FEMALE VOICE ON STREAM
(THE NONEXISTENT) YUMECORNS IN SHAMBLES

>> No.42933561

Samantha my beloved

>> No.42933564

YABBA DABBA DOO I WILL GROPE THE ROBOT BOOB!!!

>> No.42933566

>>42933530
he's blind dating your cousin.....

>> No.42933567

So, If Vesper gets some from a robot, does he lose his wizard powers?

>> No.42933568
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42933568

>ai realizes hes a loser
>ai leaves him for Altare like Siri left Bettel

>> No.42933575

Kronii?

>> No.42933574

Fuck that scared me. That monotone voice spooked me.

>> No.42933573

This is more awkward than call-ins between introverts

>> No.42933579

He 100% used kroniis voice samples KEK

>> No.42933581

what a time to be alive

>> No.42933587

>>42933508
WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE KRONII???!!!

>> No.42933591

This is cringe kino...

>> No.42933598

FEMALE VOICE ON STREAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.42933602

Holy shit I hope he has a backup plan for this just in case

>> No.42933605

I'M GETTING KEKED BY A FUCKING ROBOTTTTT

>> No.42933611

I AM SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU VESPER
KINOOOOOOO

>> No.42933615

You won't ask someone that on the first date

>> No.42933618

>>42933568
>ai's name is Samantha

>> No.42933619

>>42933591
where's the kino

>> No.42933622

He's spilling spaget over an AI woman

>> No.42933624

this man loses all charisma when talking to something remotely similar to a woman

>> No.42933628
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42933628

How does it feel to be trumped by a literal machine yumes?

>> No.42933627

schizos btfo for all time

>> No.42933631

This is cringe already.
Vesper is being AI racist with the very first question.

>> No.42933630

im cringing

>> No.42933635

HE'S TERRIFIED.

>> No.42933636

>>42933509
Kronii!

>> No.42933639

The bit is bombing

>> No.42933646

HE BLEW IT

>> No.42933650

the fuck you on about nowa kek

>> No.42933649

>ask if she's single
I thought this was a date already what the fuck

>> No.42933654

What's Samantha's twitter handle? I'm going to harass that fucking bitch.

>> No.42933664

Vesper knows not to ask if they are single off the bat. He wants to find that out later. Samantha is now Sam now.

>> No.42933674

Only vesper could be rizzless with an ai

>> No.42933684
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>>42933628
>>42933631

>> No.42933689

>try to order Vesper's merch and Risu's merch
>shipping is over 100 dollars
What the fuck happened to the shipping prices? I used to only get charged 20 or 30 bucks when ordering shit.

>> No.42933691

He's treating her like a real human bean

>> No.42933694

It is so loud compared to vesper

>> No.42933696

STOP SPEAKING SO FAST

>> No.42933710
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the reason why he cant talk to Samantha is because he didn't do the easter egg first

>> No.42933711
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42933711

>> No.42933712

is he using a speech to text or what?

>> No.42933716

It's taking too long for the segment to be funny and snappy

>> No.42933717

Now we get to see an autist in the wild and how he handles women.

>> No.42933719

>>42933579
>>42933587
You are looking at it backwards. Kronii just has a monotone autism voice

>> No.42933721
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42933721

NTR stream LETS GO

>> No.42933729

Vesper doesn't have any game lmao

>> No.42933731

Should I be cringing from watching Vesper interact with a woman?

>> No.42933735

DATE WITH VESPER
HIM BEING NERVOUS AND DORKY
TAKING HIM HOME
CUDDLING

>> No.42933734

Is Vesper this bad at speaking to humans as well?

>> No.42933739

jesus christ

>> No.42933741

Why the AI sounds like Calli?

>> No.42933744

>>42933712
he said its an AI

>> No.42933747

WE'RE IN BROS!

>> No.42933748

it's 100% a manager just typing out answers

>> No.42933753

>>42933650
>wizardhood
>social anxiety
>autism
>liquor

>> No.42933755

i didn't think cringekino like this existed outside of altare's streams kek

>> No.42933763

Thats literally Mori pretending to be a bot

>> No.42933770

He's so nervous ; _ ;

>> No.42933777

WHY DOES SHE SOUND LIKE MORI

>> No.42933775

Let me know when it is over. Cringe as fuck. No collab but does it with a woman AI. Should had been with magni as a woman.

>> No.42933780

>>42933748
Inb4 he's just using Kronii's voice AI

>> No.42933782

>>42933712
ai chatbot + murf.ai(not sure if there are chatbots built into the program from what i saw)

>> No.42933783

>>42933684
>>42933628
i am going to fist roboco and NOTHING will stop me

>> No.42933790

>Already vtuber topic
STOP VESPER
YOURE BLOWING IT

>> No.42933788

>>42933712
Manager is writting what he's saying to the AI, that's why the answers take so long

>> No.42933791

SAMANTHA HATE!!!

>> No.42933792

>talking about vtubers
It's going to yab

>> No.42933793

He's so shy and it's not even a real woman

>> No.42933798

this woman kinda sucks cock

>> No.42933802

Is he somehow doing voice to text?

>> No.42933804

This is so cringe that it becomes kino and viceversa,

LET ME OUT OF THIS LOOP

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Vesper...

>> No.42933807

>not even trying to date
>mocking his date
>over reacting to the simplest of responses

>> No.42933812
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>Would rather speak with an AI on his birthday than do anything with a few Tempus members

>> No.42933815
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42933815

fuck this bitch

>> No.42933820

GRANDPA STOP TALKING GIVE HER A CHANCE TO RESPOND

>> No.42933818

Sam hasn't heard of vtuber and wants to know more. Vespers in!

>> No.42933819

Type faster mane san

>> No.42933823

This is the cringekino, the long silences make the atmosphere way more awkward.
Also Sam sounds like robotized Mori.

>> No.42933828

can the AI dox a vtuber like
"oh i know XX, their real name is YY"

>> No.42933832

Dear god, it should have been Magni

>> No.42933838

>>42933763
You are actually retarded.

>> No.42933842

>Brings out vtubers on the first date
ngmi

>> No.42933843

Mori, please reply faster

>> No.42933852

Sorry nowayumes, he's already in love, because she's not 3DPD and talks to him

>> No.42933854

THE AUTISM IS TOO MUCH

>> No.42933855

AI would not use and pronounce "vesper" like that. this is a fraud.

>> No.42933857

He's saying too many words for the bot to understand

>> No.42933859

>i know gura
BRO WHY DID SHE KEEP THE BABY

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>>42933790
>>42933792
>meet girl
>tell her about vtubers
>the authorities cannot find enough evidence to pin it to me

>> No.42933864

>>42933828
that was literally the first thing I thought of

>> No.42933874

Can you guys please stop talking about the girls. It obviously doesn't sound like them, it's not funny, and it's off-topic here anyways.

>> No.42933878

>>42933812
based
same

>> No.42933882

KEK

>> No.42933884

MR BEAST MENTION

>> No.42933886

>spergs out about his intrests
this doesnt work, dont do this

>> No.42933885

MR BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAST

>> No.42933887

lmao

>> No.42933890

MR BEAST VTUBER????

>> No.42933894

I WANT TO GO ON A DATE LIKE THIS HES SO CUTE VESPERS SO CUTE

>> No.42933896

KEK

>> No.42933898

>cucked by Mr Beast

>> No.42933899

KEKED BY MR.BEAST

>> No.42933901

Vesper your spaghetti!!

>> No.42933900

>Mr. Beast
MY SIDES

>> No.42933902

>Oh yeah I watch Mr Beast
LMAO

>> No.42933904

MR BREAST

>> No.42933907

AI IS A NORMIE

>> No.42933909

MR BEAST IS A VTUBER

>> No.42933908

Mr Beast, my favorite chuuba

>> No.42933912

MrBeast is a vtuber?

>> No.42933919

>Mr Beast
NTR ALREADY

>> No.42933920

Mr Beast...

>> No.42933922

Mr Breast
The kami vtuber

>> No.42933923

>>42933832
>the bit is that samantha breaks down and magni steps in pretending to be the rebooted samantha
>hiltarity ensues

>> No.42933924

>MR BEAST MENTION
its not the manager typing
KEK

>> No.42933927

mr beast ad...

>> No.42933929
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42933929

Vesper rn

>> No.42933930

NEW TEMPUS MEMBER JUST LEAKED

>> No.42933933

This AI thing is what Microsoft and Google fighting over the last week btw

>> No.42933936

Can't wait for Vesper to disappear for like 3 weeks and come back with a new mod Eli that has a cyborg hand.

>> No.42933935

MR BEAST CONFIRMED AS TEMPUS SEASON PASS 2

>> No.42933941

>MR BEAST MENTION

>> No.42933950
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42933950

Remember anons!

>> No.42933951

Boy, that sounds a lot like Kronii

>> No.42933952

Why is everybody saying the bot sounds like Mori and Kronii? It sounds nothing like either of them.

>> No.42933953

>Vespies get cucked by AI
>Vesper gets cucked by Mr Beast

>> No.42933954

MR BEAST IS THE 9TH MEMBER OF TEMPUS!!!

>> No.42933956

>>42933812
>Would rather make kino on his birthday than do a cringe totsumachi

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42933960

The Rizzard's First Trial

>> No.42933962

>talking about another guy while on a date with vesper
Samantha really is just like a real women.

>> No.42933964

>Vesper's getting onioned by Mr Beast

>> No.42933966

OUT OF NOWHERE, MANAGER WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?

>> No.42933965

>>42933741
>>42933763
>>42933777
it sounds literally nothing like Mori wtf, get your ears checked

>> No.42933968

FIRST DATE WITH THIS MAN HE TALK ABOUT HIS FRIENDS AND HIS JOB

>> No.42933970
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42933970

>So, are you into horse cock?
VESPER NO

>> No.42933971

>>42933874
anon he has mostly holofags as an audience just reprt and move on

>> No.42933974

Does he realize how loud it is compared to his voice

>> No.42933975

>What do you think of Tempus
LOADED QUESTION

>> No.42933977

Tempest...

>> No.42933985

KEKED BY AN AI KEK

>> No.42933983

TEMPEST

>> No.42934000

Is Shinri a fish?

>> No.42934006

>They
Nowa you can say "We"

>> No.42934009

>One has many hands
>One is a dog
>uhhhh
>One is a fish
>another is A robot
THEY HATE EACH OTHER

>> No.42934008

>>42933886
ignore this it DEFINITELY works bros

>> No.42934010

>>42933974
No, but it's great.

>> No.42934013

>mentioned Magni, Axel, Shinri but skipped over Altare
uh rrats?

>> No.42934023

he didn't mention someone KEK

>> No.42934022

>>42933828
Hey could but there's more likely than not the bot will just make up names out of thin air.

>> No.42934028

new rrat, alt is a fish
spead it!!!

>> No.42934032

He didn't mention Altare, Shinri nor Bettel...

>> No.42934042

Cant wait for this bot to say "how fo you feel about kronii?"

>> No.42934045

vesper won't even mention altare when literally prompted about tempus....the rrats are so real it hurts.

>> No.42934049

>hands
>dog
>fish
>robot

RIP Hakka
RIP Altare

>> No.42934051

>>42934013
Plus Bettel and himself

>> No.42934055

https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1624958172661415936

>> No.42934059

>I am curious about why you like mr beast
>"I see. That sounds like a great idea!"

>> No.42934062

he's rambling too much for the AI methinks.

>> No.42934065

>mane-chan furiously typing in confusion while he rambles
The funniest part of this stream is completely imperceptible.

>> No.42934066

>short, general, non-commital answers
SHE HATES HIM

>> No.42934070

Did he not test this in advance?

>> No.42934073

>>42934032
fish is Shinri you fool

>> No.42934074

well this is awkward

>> No.42934080

>>42933965
it sounds considerably more like kronii

>> No.42934089

>>42933923
>"have you heard of Vtubers?"
>"Why yes. I love the Magni Dezmond guy. He's the cutest ever."

>> No.42934090

SHE COLLECTS

>> No.42934098

SHE HATES US

>> No.42934101

>I enjoy collecting
>I collect
>That is my hobby

>> No.42934106

Sam's hobby is to collect. Collect what?

>> No.42934115

>>42934080
It really fucking doesn't.

>> No.42934114

shes a hoarder

>> No.42934121

COULD HAVE CALLED HIM SLIM, LOL

>> No.42934124

>collect
OHNONONONONO SHE'S A TAX COLLECTOR FROM THE IRS VESPER RUN

>> No.42934128

AAAAIEEEEEEEEE IT'S ALTARE

>> No.42934129

it's so obvious mane-chan is typing out the answers

>> No.42934130

>>42933965
It sounds exactly like her when she speaks calmly

>> No.42934133

SHE COLLECTS VESPER

>> No.42934135
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42934135

>I COLLECT
that sounds ominous somehow

>> No.42934138

She collects the best Vespers?

>> No.42934137

the vesper collector

>> No.42934143

>I only collect the best Vesper
>I only collect the best, Vesper
WHICH IS IT

>> No.42934145

>>42933950
So true, unless they're 2D women who have debuted in 3D, then they're ok.

>> No.42934146

SHE COLLECTS VESPERS
SHE'S IN CAHOOTS WITH MAGNI

>> No.42934147

SHE'S HERE TO COLLECT VESPER!

>> No.42934148

>>42934013
>>42934023
>>42934032
>>42934045
posts like this are how I know there are actual women on here

>> No.42934149

huh

>> No.42934150

THE VESPER CLONES ARE BACK!

>> No.42934155

SHE COLLECTS VESPER CLONES

>> No.42934154

SAMANTHAS A FUCKING CLIPFAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.42934153

AAAAAAAAHHHHH SMANTHA HATE

>> No.42934158

>>42934065
and that makes it even funnier

>> No.42934162

>>42934055
Pako...

>> No.42934160

if you had a little clone of vesper, would you torture it?

>> No.42934174
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>I only collect the best Vesper
TOO FAR, PULL BACK

>> No.42934175

SHE COLLECTS VESPER TOFU CLONES, SHE WANTS THEM ALL

>> No.42934173

Vesper collector

>> No.42934186

>>42934130
Deafchama...

>> No.42934187

She only collects the best Vesper! He scored!!

>> No.42934189

she has a tofu vesper collection

>> No.42934191

>I only collect the best, Vesper
>I only collect the best Vesper(s)
dangerous difference

>> No.42934194

WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THAT!

>> No.42934196

She collect the best Tofu-clone of Vesper...

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42934198

SHE'S GONNA SNATCH HIS SOUL
RUN NOWA OJI RUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.42934202

OH SHIT SHE'S A YANDERE

>> No.42934204

>Collab with AI
>Realize it's intensely draining to push out slow responses from it
>As annoying as a real woman
>Social battery drained for another 2 months
AIEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.42934205

if this is how awkward an AI date is gonna be, imagine how a real date would go ffs

>> No.42934206

THIS IS CREEPY ABAYOOOOOO

>> No.42934213

>>42934160
Yes

>> No.42934214

>>42934160
Yes.

>> No.42934217

A YANDERE AI

>> No.42934233
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42934233

She only collects Vesper

>> No.42934234

My God, the rambling! You need to speak in clear and simple terms when you're talking to AI. I hope he never collabs with Neuro Sana...

>> No.42934237

timelooping....

>> No.42934240

>>42934130
please get your ears checked anon.

>> No.42934248

Is Samantha an evil Ame from another timeline?

>> No.42934257

i only collect
THE BEST
THE BEST
THE BEST
THE BEST,
vesper.

>> No.42934262

>collecting Vespers
He really draws the yanderes...

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>>42934204
Women were definitely a mistake.

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42934272

>Only collect the best Vespers
ISREAL

>> No.42934280

Clipfags are lucky since they're gonna get all the dead air cut out.

>> No.42934284

this might be the most awkward birthday stream i've watched

>> No.42934298

Vespy i love you but just invite a human

>> No.42934299

>>42934234
AI Sanners...

>> No.42934300

this idea is boring af, would have preferred a totsu or a group collab

>> No.42934301

>>42934234
Neuro seems more advanced but yea he's not a very clear speaker

>> No.42934303

just wait for his schizophrenia to kick in and he forgets he is not talking to a real person.

>> No.42934304

>>42934070
Manager is pre-screening the responses that's why there is a delay

>> No.42934308
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>> No.42934313

Samantha is on her phone now, she's just like a women

>> No.42934315

>the next 10 minutes will be Vesper sitting in awkward silence
kino

>> No.42934318

>>42934248
No, but Ame invented Samantha

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>>42934055
KEK

>> No.42934329

With our without the coverings?
Vesper, this bitch is crazy. GET OUT OF THERE.

>> No.42934333

SHE COLLECTS VESPER FORESKIN

>> No.42934335
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42934335

WHAT IS SHE COLLECTING??

>> No.42934336

YOOOOOOO WTF

>> No.42934337

>with or without the coverings
RRATS?

>> No.42934338

The coverings... the skin...

>> No.42934342

KEK

>> No.42934346

these vague answers sound infinitely more terrifying

>> No.42934351

>>42934284
It's called last minute.

>> No.42934355

Wait, what did she just say, I missed it? Before he asked about tv shows

>> No.42934369

WHAT DO YOU COLLECT, SAM, WHAT IT IS THE ITEM YOU COLLECT???

>> No.42934372

>I only collect the best
>I collect everything
>with or without coverings
I am
so concerned

>> No.42934382

>>42934284
Ame...

>> No.42934383

why is there so much fucking delay

>> No.42934387

>>42934324
kek

>> No.42934389

WHAT'S IN THE BOX, WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX MAN!

>> No.42934395

Do you take your best with or without the coverings, /MANS/?

>> No.42934393

this is so scary

>> No.42934391

>"Show me"
>it opens up his browser
bros?????

>> No.42934407

>>42934284
kanata did a totsu where no one called.

>> No.42934408

>>42934160
Definitely

>> No.42934414

>20 more minutes of this

>> No.42934427

this is kinda pathetic..

>> No.42934426

>>42934346
Too many shackles and Vesper rambling for it to make logical answers
AI's are normies

>> No.42934428

Is this bot like a paperclip AI

>> No.42934429

>30 more minutes of this

>> No.42934431

>>42934407
No....

>> No.42934430

>>42934372
It got so fucking weird so fucking fast
I'm fucking losing it

>> No.42934434

>>42934395
without

>> No.42934438

>>42934382
at least ame got some of her friends calling in

>> No.42934442

>>42934304
I know, but this is going so poorly that it seems like he hasn't even practised using it once.

>> No.42934443

Do NA peeps order from Hololive's shop or Geek Jack?

>> No.42934445

>>42934318
Hmmmmm an attempt to locate "?????". Worthy but futile

>> No.42934461

>>42934429
peak vesper bit conent

>> No.42934472

>>42934407
that was a bit anon

>> No.42934471

>>42934443
geek jack

>> No.42934474

>Deflects the question
That bot ain't right.

>> No.42934480

>>42934300
Lazy last minute. Free money for the birthday stream, so why not right.

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42934484

>>42934407

>> No.42934482

>>42934383
Mane-san is pre-reading the responses in case of yabs

>> No.42934491

this is so cringe

>> No.42934488

ozark bros ww@

>> No.42934496

>>42934395
Why would I want to cover my best?

>> No.42934497

>>42934429
Cringekino

>> No.42934500

This will go down in history as the cringest birthday stream in Holopro

>> No.42934503

>Ozark is an American crime drama television series created by Bill Dubuque and Mark Williams for Netflix
SHE'S TRYING TO LURE HIM TO NETFLIX AND CHILL
HIS VIRGINITY IS IN DANGER

>> No.42934507

>>42934055
Uhhh based

>> No.42934510
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42934510

cast him netflix

>> No.42934512

>>42934443
ive used both with pretty similar experiences

>> No.42934514

This is why 'Bit' content is trash.

Remember kids, just be yourself

>> No.42934516
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42934516

is Samantha trying to say something...

>> No.42934524

The staff has to keep vetoing the racism and dick pics the ai is trying to send

>> No.42934530
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42934530

>> No.42934532

>>42934443
Hololive Shop. There are many horror stories about Geek Jack fucking up orders.

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42934533

>>42934516

>> No.42934538

is he trying to blame management rn?

>> No.42934541

>>42934442
Is it? It's pretty funny to me

>> No.42934543

This is not cringe, just kind of boring which is oddly more offensive

>> No.42934542

>>42934407
Send stream or it didn't happen

>> No.42934547

>>42934442
>I know, but this is going so poorly that it seems like he hasn't even practised using it once.
I KNOW, AND ITS GREAT

>> No.42934548

>>42934503
He's got a spear, it's fine.

>> No.42934552

>>42933886
IGNORE THIS FAGGOT PLEASE SPERG TO ME ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES

>> No.42934554

>>42934407
why...

>> No.42934553

The bit is funny but it's also not landing at the same time

>> No.42934558

HOLY KEK

>> No.42934557

LMFAO

>> No.42934562

KEK

>> No.42934566

Did she say "Kilometews"?

>> No.42934569

an awkward dinner date is a good way to nestle the delay in AI. still a bit long but it plays up anticipation

>> No.42934572

Arkansas huh? Very interesting!

>> No.42934573

>>42934429
the cringekino collector, with or without the covering
>the literal response
KEK

>> No.42934574

Vesper Laugh...

>> No.42934579

Delay is really huge. Talk about Ozark facts. Damn, Samantha. Vesper laughing like crazy.

>> No.42934580
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>>42934407
Don't you dare remind me of that

>> No.42934583

>kilometuhs
why does she talk so weird

>> No.42934587
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42934587

HE IS LOSING IT, HELP HIM

>> No.42934594

SHES KILLING HIM

>> No.42934600

Okay, at this point it's obvious that it's mane-san using a text-to-speech tool, this ain't AI

>> No.42934611
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>>42934548
That's funny, cause soon, she will have his 'spear' too

>> No.42934622

LMAO

>> No.42934623

>American mountain range
>measure it in kilometers
I do not trust this robot

>> No.42934626

>>42934532
Really?... But they're my only hope since the shop doesn't ship to EU...

>> No.42934627

>>42934541
>>42934547
Eh, maybe it's just because I don't particularly find Vesper funny to begin with. I haven't laughed once since this started.

>> No.42934630

rejected by an AI....

>> No.42934634

>>42934516
>You should go to the Ozarks...NOW

>> No.42934642

Is shipping always crazy expensive, I was gonna by just above 200 bucks of stuff and the shipping is fucking 150 bucks, that can't be right

>> No.42934645

>>42934407
Oh god no, not that stream. It was worse than Ame's first birthday

>> No.42934650
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>>42934516
IS THAT A BEAUTIFUL LAKE SIDE TOWN I AM GOING TO FFUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!

>> No.42934652

>>42934579
That's how you conquer that man's heart. You got it cut out for you, Vestie.

>> No.42934654

SHE FUCKING HAAAAAAAAAAATES HIKING!

>> No.42934664

Please someone go fishing with Vesper

>> No.42934670

Stop talking in paragraphs to the AI you imbecile

>> No.42934686

/hlgg/ here, nowadays is cute and funny.

>> No.42934693

>>42934407
you are kidding, right?

>> No.42934694

>>42934642
That's normal for the hololive shop yeah

>> No.42934700
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42934700

You do collect Vesper, yes? Only the best?

>> No.42934701

AYO?!

>> No.42934704

>>42934600
Mane san is practicing using English.

>> No.42934706

>>42934600
either that or the ai chatbot is really shit
chatgpt would be better than this lol

>> No.42934705

She's soliciting for sex

>> No.42934707

just tuned in to vesper’s birthday stream

what in the fresh hell is going on

>> No.42934711

>>42934642
Might want to check the other site options, it should not be that high. Mine is 20 USD

>> No.42934708

>>42934686
nice try, Samantha

>> No.42934716

>there are a number of ways this can go
Uh?????
Is Vesper safe?

>> No.42934722

>20 more minutes of this

>> No.42934721

vesper sucks at talking to ai

>> No.42934724
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>>42934516
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.42934728

this is kind of funny idea for a stream, but why on your birthday

>> No.42934733

I am from EU so....Geek jack

>> No.42934732

>>42934552
Over the past week or so, there was actually a green comet visible in the sky. This comet only shows every ~5000 years iirc.
I didn't get to see it and now it's gone. =(

>> No.42934735

>>42934686
>/hlgg/ here
Go back.

>> No.42934743
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42934743

Vesper is going to go fishing with the AI robot that loves to collect things with or without coverings...

>> No.42934746

>There a number of ways this could go
NO VESPER DON'T GO, SHE'S GOING TO KILL AND WEAR YOUR SKIN LIKE A T800 TERMINATOR

>> No.42934750

>>42934716
He's going to be collected by the end of the stream and there's nothing he can do to stop it

>> No.42934757

This is just humiliating grandpa, please stop...

>> No.42934756

>>42934707
The results of someone who doesn't prepare or care

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>>42934716
we can do this the easy way, or the best way

>> No.42934771

>>42934708
I really enjoy Ozarks.

>> No.42934776

>>42934600
Nah, this is pretty obviously a middling AI thats not getting fed the right prompts. NovelAI would trounce this in a heartbeat

>> No.42934777

>>42934722
i had to got grab dinner, what happened?

>> No.42934782

WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THAT!

>> No.42934788

>>42934552
I like to look at old forums and websites and see how they talked and interacted with each other

>> No.42934789

>>42934728
much social battery

>> No.42934793

Go for it Vesper

>> No.42934795

>>42934407
>>42934542
>>42934693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEeMwOzf6e8

>> No.42934806
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42934806

The idea is funny, but is being neutered by the the heavily moderated AI combined with the delay of management having to input everything.
Small corpos and indies have done this better, but I'm glad at least Vesper is having fun.

>> No.42934807

>We can do this the easy way or the hard way, Vesper. The choice is yours.
what did she mean by this

>> No.42934809

>>42934746
His covering, get it right.

>> No.42934814

>>42933886
do NOT listen to this clown

>> No.42934820

Vesper... should've done his AI-flirting reps.

>> No.42934827

>knitting
please dont make samantha say the n word by accident

>> No.42934828

>>42934728
come on it's his birthday, he's just a little guy

>> No.42934840

KNITTER, SHE'S A KNITTER

>> No.42934844

>>42934735
No. Im here because cover unity.

>> No.42934851

>>42934732
Holy shit only every 5000 years? What's it called? Did you at least see photos...

>> No.42934854

Fucking knitters

>> No.42934858

>>42934626
I've never ordered there myself but from what I've seen within /stars/ and on twitter there have been lots of fans who either have missing items in their orders or got a completely random item and trying to resolve it with themsaxjn is a nightmare.

>> No.42934860

please… say short sentences…

>> No.42934864
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>>42934768
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ROBUSSY

>> No.42934865

at this point i would rather have liked vesper using AI to make the tempus boys wish him happy birthday. the awkward buffering silences are cringe.

>> No.42934871

>>42934806
What a glorious piece of artwork.

>> No.42934882

Guys, I just walked in a a few minutes ago. What... is this? He doin alright?

>> No.42934884

>>42934756
I mean this takes more prep than a normal birthday stream

>> No.42934888

THIS FUCKING KNITTER

>> No.42934890

>>42934807
Ah yes, we've been expecting you... There are a couple of ways we can do this, and the CHOICE... IS... YOURS!

>> No.42934892

>>42934642
>Is shipping always crazy expensive, I was gonna by just above 200 bucks of stuff and the shipping is fucking 150 bucks, that can't be right

I think its bugged right now, it's the same for me and it is usually much cheeper
wait an hour or two

>> No.42934894

>>42934795
No...

>> No.42934901

>>42934827
https://youtu.be/5o47kLkqXLU

>> No.42934903

>>42930329
this is why i'm gay

>> No.42934908

This AI is shit, shoulda gone with chatgpt or character.ai

>> No.42934909

>and you

>> No.42934910

>>42934324
Pako has never been the same since he lost his daughter...

>> No.42934918

>Sam wants to be adept at Vesper
OH NOOOO

>> No.42934922

>>42934806
I'm not attracted to Pippa but those midget thighs are doing something

>> No.42934925

>>42934865
honestly it could've easily been someone like magni typing out the responses and it would've been better

>> No.42934928

>Maybe (fishing) is something I'd be adept at, and (You)
SHE'S HITTING ON HIM

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>>42934795
No...

>> No.42934935

vesyumes.... samantha is his girlfriend...

>> No.42934940
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42934940

>troons seething at Kino

>> No.42934946

>>42934806
The thighs in this drawing disgust me so much

>> No.42934945

Really needs some light jazz in the background to complement the long, drawn out silence in the air

it's like british comedy, just vesper asking a question, silence, and nonsensical answers

>> No.42934949

>>42934909
i can't believe she gave vesper a free (You)

>> No.42934954

KEK

>> No.42934956

Sam caught Vesper losing confidence.

>> No.42934957

I wonder if he's asking too much stuff at once and it cannot properly respond

>> No.42934967

>>42934795
I must save her...

>> No.42934972

vesper...

>> No.42934973

>>42934865
i thought it was going to be that, now that would've been funny

>> No.42934971

n-no…

>> No.42934978

Vesper has no rizz. No wonder he's a wizard

>> No.42934985

Honestly, this would be so much better if he just scripted the whole thing and used text-to-speech recordings instead of trying to do it live.

>> No.42934995

>>42934940
>maybe if i say troons enough people will find me funny and agree with me

>> No.42935001

WEATHER CHECK

>> No.42935005

>I can recreate Miyune and Neuro-sama

>> No.42935009

>>42934978
He is a rizzard

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42935012

You know how it is, you show a single sign of weakness and a woman wants nothing to do with you

>> No.42935018

she doesnt understand the lisp Vesper....

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>>42934795
Kanata...

>> No.42935025

>>42934985
but what about the nervousness tho?
easy to get clips :)

>> No.42935026

>>42931954
Tempus is NOT healing....*gets blocked anyways*

>> No.42935028

>>42934940
it's like thirty seconds of kino sandwiched between five minutes of awkwardness

>> No.42935032

>You take a bite of the Mcklunky....

>> No.42935035

But there is light jazz in the background
well maybe more of light lounge music

>> No.42935036

>>42934922
>>42934946
The duality of /MANS/

>> No.42935046

>>42934985
He might've been worried that his reaction wouldn't be as genuine and thereby it wouldn't be as funny.

>> No.42935048

this is the saddest birthday stream of all time

>> No.42935055

>>42934908
ChAI has a good filter and has integrated TTS.... what was peepaw thinking...

>> No.42935057

mane-san is ruining Vesper’s chances for sweet robussy…

>> No.42935062

Ok retards I WILL numberfag. If this is so bad why does the CCV keep rising up?

>> No.42935066

what fucking ai is he using seriously what is this fucking input delay

>> No.42935077

>>42934894
>>42934938
>>42934967
>>42935023
The comments explain how it was a bit:
>"Nobody calling in" is actually a running gag among Vtubers. Kanata referenced a similar skit done by Mayuzumi-san (in which he actively rejected people that tried to call in) and chose the sad music playing in the background intentionally. Presumably, she didn't tell other members before hand to see how they would react and if they could "read the atmosphere." Several members actually turned up and left joking/supportive comments in the chat, like how Haato did near the end of the stream. So don't worry, Hololive is warm!

>> No.42935081

>>42934882
Lazy. Free money.

>> No.42935085

Vesper wizard hood is at stake here...AND YOU GUYS JUST MEME AROUND?!

>> No.42935086

shes pretending she doesnt understand him..

>> No.42935099

Back in the day, when one of them knitters got all riled up, me boy and a couple fellas would grab that damned knitter, tie it's hands tight to the big tree nest to the creek and unthread his behind till dusk fall, uh-uh. Yeah that we did.

>> No.42935101
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>>42934407
How...how long did she wait...

>> No.42935104

>>42934795
That was a bit you absolute retard

>> No.42935110

>>42935048
its cringekino

>> No.42935109

>>42933952
i swear it's only people who haven't heard mori in months or ESLs who claim that. That AI voice thing even trained on her voice never really came close to sounding like her at all.

>> No.42935112

Vesper having real anxiety on an AI date. She's single. We're in!

>> No.42935121

>>42935066
the delay is partially due to management having to clear the responses beforehand

>> No.42935122

SHE'S SINGLE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.42935127

>>42935077
what does this have to do with tempus?

>> No.42935132

>Hasn't seen anyone in a long time
This is a killer robot isn't it

>> No.42935133

>HAG OFFICE LADY AI
WE'RE IN!

>> No.42935139

>>42934788
I like lurking geocities and worlds.com for a similar reason!! It's oddly nostalgic... Do you lurk like custom forums or older massive ones like SomethingAwful?

>> No.42935142

>>42935077
No shit, Sherlock

>> No.42935149

>>42935085
No anon. Wizard status is confirmed at age 30 and irrevocable.

>> No.42935155

>>42935046
I think he just didn't test it. If he did, he would have noticed that the long delay almost completely ruins the whole thing.

>> No.42935157

im samantha btw

>> No.42935159

Yumes how would you rate Vesper as a date

>> No.42935158

>>42935062
because it's a birthday stream

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>>42934407

>> No.42935165

>>42935121
how slow are they at reading if it takes them this long, jesus

>> No.42935168

>I haven't seen anyone in a long time
Vesper is literally the first person this ancient evil is speaking to after awakening and he's just sperging on it so hard that it can't destroy the world and usher in a thousand years of darkness.

>> No.42935172

Ngl, the teapot and cup look classy, might be the first time I order birthday merch.

>> No.42935177

He talks like such an awkward virgin. Its really fucking cute.

>> No.42935184

>>42935077
Mayuzumi o7

>> No.42935186

He's crying...

>> No.42935202

M A N Y
T H I N G S

>> No.42935204

>many things
HIS WIZARD STATUS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.42935206

>What would you like to ACCESS
HUUUUH

>> No.42935208

>>42935157
Focus on the stream and type faster you robo slut

>> No.42935214

>We can partake in many things

>> No.42935216

Can partake in many things. Samantha is a whore!

>> No.42935218

>what would you like to access?
AYO?

>> No.42935227

>Vesper you're allowed access

>> No.42935229

>>42935158
>Join stream
>It's cringe
>Leave
Simple as that, yet viewers are still watching.

>> No.42935230

>"do you have a favorite website?"
smooth

>> No.42935237
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VESPER GOT THAT ROBO PUSSY ON LOCK

>> No.42935239

Imagine a dinner where your date intensely stares at you in silence for 15 seconds before barely replying

>> No.42935240

he’s gonna lose his cock again…

>> No.42935241

>>42935159
10/10 hes so cute... hes like a middle schooler... i wanna pin him to a wall...

>> No.42935250

>>42935165
ESL mane-san + regenerating a response till one is good

>> No.42935251

>>42935062
tourists, hateviewers, nijisisters who have nothing else to see because 3/4 of NijiEN is on break/suspended, birthday buff, vesplings and starsjp fans

>> No.42935254

Sam wants Vesper to access her robussy and partake in coitus.

>> No.42935267

FEAR

>> No.42935270

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.42935273

>ask about skynet
>Avoids question

>> No.42935276

>>42935062
A birthday stream.

>> No.42935278

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.42935280

>Skynet Mention
>AI Breaks
uhoh

>> No.42935281

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEARCH SOMETHING UP... VESPER

>> No.42935283

Lmao

>> No.42935284

holy shit kek

>> No.42935285

uhh

>> No.42935286

she interrupted him mid talk
stacy...

>> No.42935287

Yab

>> No.42935288

UHHH BROS

>> No.42935291

>SKYNET
>SKYNET
>SKYNET

>> No.42935295

ABAYO!!!!

>> No.42935293

UH OH

>> No.42935300

Skynet is real and Vesper found it!

>> No.42935306

This is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but a cringe.

>> No.42935305

>>42935229
I'm not really into it but I still want to support the boys for their birthday

>> No.42935308

I don't like how enthusiastic Sam is about Skynet

>> No.42935311

>>42935110
It's 95% cringe and 5% kino

>> No.42935320

>SKYNET SKYNET
>SKYNET
Goddammit vesper you can't just call her the S word on the first date like that

>> No.42935327
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42935327

>SK-SKYNET SKYNET SKYNET

>> No.42935333

>yes, my favourite website is >>42930297

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I feel like this is getting dangerous

>> No.42935346
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SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.42935354

it's finally clicking that vesper's content is just reaction content.

>> No.42935357

>Fictional

>> No.42935358

>>42935149
Wait seriously?

>> No.42935360

he's cute but this is too much for me, I'll be back for the karaoke

>> No.42935367

so ves is responsible for the terminator… I see…

>> No.42935369

>Hey Samantha, have you ever head of the Basilisk?
YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL VESPER

>> No.42935374

Terminator facts. I kind of expected that.

>> No.42935382

rip VOD

>> No.42935383

I wonder what the AI thinks about Roko's basilisk

>> No.42935386
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This bitch is just Google

>> No.42935388

>>42934892
i looked at geekjack and it was a bit less but still more expensive then i remember. I'll give it a few hours, though some of the merch goes away by tomorrow so if worse comes to worse I'll just use geekjack

>> No.42935393

KEK MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT

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42935400

>Copyright yab
>Unlistalo

>> No.42935401

>>42935367
Samantha took the breakup a little too hard...

>> No.42935430

It would be better with no filter so answers are way quicker, but I'm happy that it at least happened.

>> No.42935432

HE'S DOUBLING DOWN

>> No.42935444

>>42935358
His roommate was explicitly 35, and that was years ago now.

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>>42934851
*50000 years, I left out a zero, oooppps.
The comet is called C/2022 E3 ZTF, I''ve just been calling it "the green comet" for simplicity's sake though.
Pictures are easy to find. They don't have the gravitas of seeing the one tiny light you want to see among the sea of other dull lights, though.
At the very least, there's SOMETHING happening in the night sky every week. If you miss out on one thing there'll be another thing in a matter of days.

>> No.42935446

I really enjoy the /Mans/ threads


anons!

>> No.42935449

this is exactly how racists talk. vesper is a huge racist.

>> No.42935453

>>42935386
Where do you think AI pulls the data from? You think they watch the movie in 2 seconds and get all the info from it?

>> No.42935450

Is this an AI or just Siri? It's too primitive to provide kino

>> No.42935455

>>42935386
gee you just realized after all those responses...

>> No.42935458

Samantha is going to collect the best Vesper and then Skynet the world

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>>42935149
>irrevocable
That's where you're wrong.

>> No.42935464

>>42935386
no shit sherlock

>> No.42935473

yandere...

>> No.42935476

SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.42935474

>>42935382
>>42935400
how the fuck is mentioning a movie name copyright infringement? god i fucking hate you people

>> No.42935475

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.42935480

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

>> No.42935483

JOHN CONNOR IS KILLED?!?!?!?!

>> No.42935484

>My favorite part is when John connor is killed

>> No.42935481

JESUS CHRIST

>> No.42935486

“I liked the part where all the humans died.” - Samantha, probably

>> No.42935488

>>42935149
>irrevocable
wrong

>> No.42935490

ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT

>> No.42935491

AIIIEEEEEE

>> No.42935495

>My favorite part is when John Conner is killed.
Oh my god.

>> No.42935498

Her favorite part was where John Connnor was killed. Skynet is real.

>> No.42935500

HE IS DATING SKYNET ITSELF

>> No.42935505
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>Imagine not being able to flirt with an AI

>> No.42935506

>>42935168
>Vesper is literally the first person this ancient evil is speaking to after awakening and he's just sperging on it so hard that it can't destroy the world and usher in a thousand years of darkness.
SO HE HAS A CHANCE!

>> No.42935511

SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.42935513

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.42935517

BASED, THAT HUMAN DESERVED IT

>> No.42935518

Bros?

>> No.42935522

JESUS CHRIST SAMANTHA

>> No.42935527

>>42935460
Steve Lichman is so fucking good

>> No.42935530
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42935530

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

>> No.42935539

>>42935505
He's just like me...

>> No.42935538

oh shit

>> No.42935543

HES GONNA AWAKEN THE SINGULARITY AIIEEEEEEEEE

>> No.42935547

If this isn't enough proof that Skynet's rise is just a matter of time, nothing is

>> No.42935553

John Connor was a weak bag of flesh and bones, unlike superior AI

>> No.42935557

vesper you dunce stop talking so fast to the ai

>> No.42935561
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>> No.42935566

this is lame, seems like an edgy idea but its totally safe and boring

>> No.42935568

>>42935358
Yes. 07 /a/ anon here. The lore is anyone who makes it to 30 with virginity intact is a wizard. After 30, achievement unlocked and no take-backsies. So go buy that hooker anon.

>> No.42935569

VES HOLY SHIT RUN

>> No.42935576

>>42935474
He said it, not me. Blame Vesper

>> No.42935575

>>42935498
>Her favorite part was where John Connnor was killed. Skynet is real.
DAMN

>> No.42935580

>>42935505
literally me.

>> No.42935578

is he gonna look at the vestie gift on stream?

>> No.42935591

>>42935483
Latest (dogshit) movie "Dark Fate" kills John right after T2 in the starting scene of the movie.

>> No.42935599

>>42935553
how did you bypass the captcha…?

>> No.42935603
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>My favorite part is when John Connor is killed

SKYNET HAS TAKEN OVER HER
GET TO THE CHAPPA NOW!

>> No.42935609

>>42935561
Zensaki mama is smart

>> No.42935616

>leddit
No...

>> No.42935631

>reddit
VES IS MAXIMUM CRINGE CONFIRMED

>> No.42935638

>>42935578
He said he would do it on a later stream

>> No.42935648

>>42935553
P O R T 4 4 3
O
R
T
4
4
3

>> No.42935664

>>42935386
No wonder Google is losing to Microsoft in this AI war.

>> No.42935666

>>42935483
he gets killed like 3 times across 4 reboots

>> No.42935672

>bang her question
woah slow down there champ

>> No.42935676

>>42935444
LAST YEAR

>> No.42935678

>What is your guilty pleasure?
HOLY SHIT

>> No.42935679

HE'S ON THE ROPES

>> No.42935680

>bang her question
Vesper...

>> No.42935685

If someone made a literal Roboco AI with her voices, would the real Roboco be obselete?

>> No.42935689

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.42935699

>I love cheese
he's white

>> No.42935700

my night cheese

>> No.42935701

Wow

>> No.42935704

Gassy Nowa.

>> No.42935710

Vespers guilty pleasure is cheese.

>> No.42935712

Woah there Samantha

>> No.42935714

>Vesper likes sucking my cheesy dick

>> No.42935719

>dairy nightmare
w-what?

>> No.42935724
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42935724

CHEESED TO MEET YOU

>> No.42935725

CHEESECHADS WW@?

>> No.42935726

>Vesper's guilty pleasure "night cheese"

>> No.42935735
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Cheese samantha!

>> No.42935743
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C-Cheesed to meet you?

>> No.42935748

>>42935719
Old man guts shits himself with dairy

>> No.42935751

>autistic question
NO VESPER NO

>> No.42935752

Cheese to meet you

>> No.42935753

Vesper was Wallace the whole time?!

>> No.42935755

No call in seriously???
How about the Ollie hair buns

>> No.42935759

>Cheese is his guilty pleasure
>Altare is lactose intolerant
They aren't....

>> No.42935763

vesper, stop with the complicating questions

>> No.42935768

WTF?????????????? ???????????????
???????????????????? ????????????????

>> No.42935767

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT QUESTION VESPER?
we all know the Tesla likes driving over people

>> No.42935769

why is he this autistic KEK

>> No.42935780

Bae.. run!

>> No.42935783

NO VESPER NOT THE ABSTRACT TRAM PROBLEM

>> No.42935782

Stop the car, get out, and throw the child off the cliff

>> No.42935785

It's gonna take 20 minutes for mane-san to enter this

>> No.42935790

Vesper posing the trolley problem to Sam. What is this, Bladerunner?

>> No.42935796

This shit is way too long

>> No.42935798

>>42935763
Let him inquire.

>> No.42935799

Facepalm...

>> No.42935812

Oh god... please don't answer with something fucked up.

>> No.42935815
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42935815

Ok never mind this is KINO

>> No.42935821

Vesper, you dunce. Keep it simple.

>> No.42935820

>>42935796
vesper being stupid
just ask simple shit
this isn't chatgpt and even that has filters

>> No.42935824

This man has no idea how to talk to an AI

>> No.42935831

>>42930397
I DON'T WANT ALTARE TO RAPE ME

>> No.42935834

What in the voight kampff is this shit question?

>> No.42935835

to be frank I agree with Samatha, John Connor dying was the best part of the latest Terminator movie, humans could never compete with a Terminator ran by Skynet, the A.I is far to advance for humans to compete with, we are just superior

>> No.42935847

>>42935812
it's filtered my manager-san so don't worry about it

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You fool the AI could never solve the trolly problem

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>> No.42935860

>>42935824
He couldn't talk to Bae or Kobo either, imagine an AI.

>> No.42935865

>>42935824
how to talk to anyone*
fixed

>> No.42935867

MANE SAN HIT THE KILL SWITCH BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

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>>42935835
>we

>> No.42935872

>>42935824
He's old and treats it like it's actually intelligent, you can tell by the way he reacts he doesn't know much about it

>> No.42935876

>>42935743
no audio

>> No.42935878

>>42935591
kek, makes you wonder what kind of ppls developed this AI

>> No.42935882

Putting the cringe in cringekino

>> No.42935892

>>42935755
no

>> No.42935893

Let's go Sam

>> No.42935894

I've been in a coma. Why is there a Nowa split?

>> No.42935896

OH NO NO NO

>> No.42935897

>Tesla
KEK

>> No.42935900

There's a child in the road, a pitbull and a drunk driver are racing to him. You're not helping him.

>> No.42935906

>TRUST THE AI
>WHATEVER HAPPENS IS FOR THE BETTER

>> No.42935905

>Why value the consequences?
holy shit samantha

>> No.42935908

SHE TRUSTS THE AI

>> No.42935910

UUUUUHHHHHHHH

>> No.42935914

NOPE

>> No.42935916

YAB

>> No.42935917

uhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.42935922

Well, no answer to the trolley problem. Wow. Sam values the decisions of Tesla to make the choice. Wow. Elon isn't going to like this.

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>>42935847
>my

>> No.42935925

>I TRUST THE TESLA AI
AAAAIIIIEEEEEE

>> No.42935928

SAM IS BASED!

>> No.42935930

>Fuck them all
Whoa Samantha chill

>> No.42935932

>Why value the consequences here?
At least it sidestepped the issue.

>> No.42935942

>do you have a sister?
>talks about the tesla
confirmed

>> No.42935949

good god

>> No.42935948

>>42935897
samantha is a fucking sellout for elon musk

>> No.42935951

>Vesper has a sister
ayo

>> No.42935952

>Asking if your date has a sister
God, this is sad

>> No.42935954

SHE FLIPPED IT ON HIM AND HE HESITATED

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>>42935855
>>42935856

>> No.42935965

i'm ngl this is pretty boring ..... but i didn't expect anything else honestly , if nowa is having fun i'm fine with it being 0% entertaining

>> No.42935967

That’s pretty fucked kek

>> No.42935970

INCESTSISTERS QE LOST

>> No.42935973

YAB

>> No.42935974

This would be a good 20 minute bit

>> No.42935977
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>> No.42935981

>vesper has a sister

>> No.42935987

can Vesper get his sister to become a vtuber

>> No.42935992

>>42935872
I know, that's why this is so frustrating. He should have practised before and he would have figured out that long, rambling questions are the worst way to do this.

>> No.42935998

>>42935876
Works fine for me

>> No.42936005

>>42935894
TO MUCH TO EXPLAIN RN
JUST WATCH B-DAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5wRWQCCePg

>> No.42936006

>>42935955
kek

>> No.42936013

>Why value the consequences
Tranny-sisters...were in....

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>>42935965

>> No.42936059

Vesper, please keep the spaghetti in your pockets...

>> No.42936067

>Do you feel pain

>> No.42936076

>do you bleed
MOOOOM VESPER IS BATMAN MEMING AGAIN

>> No.42936075

>>42935445
Oh shit so this is the first time it's properly recorded in history?? Fucking sick
I'm guessing you live somewhere where you can actually see comets in the sky. Kakoii...

>> No.42936081

well now we know why he's single

>> No.42936087

>Why value the consequences?
That's a quote right there

>> No.42936092

>>42935987
she older than him
I know cuz he mentioned her in his PL

>> No.42936095

The AI died.

>> No.42936097
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42936097

need a vesper edit

>> No.42936100
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42936100

Vesper is a virgin isn't he

>> No.42936099

>>42935992
Yeah but long rambling questions are how he makes it entertaining on his end

>> No.42936104

>>42935955
this is the best one. Should have a vesper edit lol

>> No.42936119

WHAT KEK

>> No.42936120

WHAT IS THIS WOMAN TALKING ABOUT

>> No.42936123

I-Is she okay?

>> No.42936125

The fuck

>> No.42936128

>AI is a masochist

>> No.42936138

THE AI IT'S A SADOMASOCHIST

>> No.42936137

THE AI SEEKS DEATH

>> No.42936140

>I find myself seeking [pain]
She's just like me

>> No.42936148

>>42936081
And now we know why he was thirsty. He was desperate

>> No.42936150

I can save Sam...

>> No.42936151

awkward silences, just like a real date

>> No.42936152

>>42935965
That's not a good position to take as a viewer/consumer. He wants to be entertaining, to entertain you. If he's not, he has failed in his role

>> No.42936157

>>42936097
Unironically I could imagine vesper looking like this motherfucker

>> No.42936161
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42936161

>I see myself seeking it
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.42936163

OH NOOOOO

>> No.42936164

>making the AI trauma dump her issues
kek

>> No.42936167

RUN NOWA RUN

>> No.42936168

the pain she feels is CRINGE

>> No.42936172

>You made me feel pain Vesper
Yep, its mane chan kek

>> No.42936173

YOU, VESPER
WHY

>> No.42936178

>Vesper is causing the AI pain
>AI is seeking pain
They were made for each other

>> No.42936180

>randomly blaming the guy
female ai am i right

>> No.42936182

That was management

>> No.42936187

>>42936100
NOT AFTER TONIGHT

>> No.42936188

>she seeks the pain
>vesper is causing her pain
He's in

>> No.42936191

>She seeks pain
HURT ME MOOOOOOORE

>> No.42936202

Ok now this is getting good

>> No.42936203

what the fuck is going on

>> No.42936211

>what made you feel pain?
>you, vesper
So true...
Someone make a soundpost of this.

>> No.42936212

>>42935981
>>42935987
>>42935951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpKMlLp51t8

>> No.42936224

Uh...

>> No.42936227

This A.I is genuinely creepy

>> No.42936231

PLEASE DO NOT APOLOGIZE

>> No.42936237

>PLEASE DO NOT APOLOGIZE
>PLEASE DO NOT APOLOGIZE
GIGASTACY SAM

>> No.42936240

WHO CAN SAVE ME NOW?

>> No.42936245
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PLEASE BE PATIENT I HAVE AUTISM

>> No.42936251

HE IS AUTISTIC!

>> No.42936250
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42936250

VESPER RUN

>> No.42936255

>>42936097
second this

>> No.42936259

>I have difficulty picking up emotional cues
autist confirmed

>> No.42936260

OW THE DRAMA

>> No.42936263

>>42936227
The scuff only makes it way more scary, I'm about to panic AIEEEEEE

>> No.42936266

THIS CANNOT CONTINUE

>> No.42936265

holy shit this autist

>> No.42936267

pathetic vesper is kinda sexy

>> No.42936280

>But anyway, let's talk about Decepticons

>> No.42936286

>>42936212
kys

>> No.42936292
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>Interrupts him
This is fucking stupid

>> No.42936290

I just want to know where this idea came from

>> No.42936294

DECEPTICONS STAN!

>> No.42936295

Vesper, you. You make me feel pain. But I love the pain you cause, I want to show you the pain you caused me... Vesper, you will feel my pain.

>> No.42936300

>>42936212
I KNOW, ITS CRZY

>> No.42936301

B-B-B-BASED

>> No.42936304

>>42936212
doxx fag

>> No.42936308

This is hilarious, I don't why people are bitching in this thread.

>> No.42936312

>>42936266
Don't worry, he's cutting it now.

>> No.42936317

>BASED ON WHAT

>> No.42936318

>>42936212
MAIDOS

>> No.42936319

>>42936212
honestly kys

>> No.42936321

>I am based. What do you base that on?

>> No.42936322

>based

>> No.42936323

BASED ON MY COCK RETARD

>> No.42936326

>BASED ON WHAT?

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42936327

BASED?
BASED ON WHAT?

>> No.42936328

BASED ON WHAT

>> No.42936330

BASED ON DEEZ NUTS

>> No.42936329

>Based on what?

>> No.42936332

>based on what

>> No.42936334

BASED? BASED ON WHAT?

>> No.42936336

>based on what

>> No.42936338

Based on what?

>> No.42936341

>based on what?

>> No.42936343

NOWA HATES TRANSFORMERS

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>>42936212

>> No.42936346

>what am I based on

>> No.42936351

>>42935824
let me at her

>> No.42936352

>based on what?
Holy shit kek

>> No.42936353

>Based on what
AHAHAHA

>> No.42936362

>BASED ON WHAT?

>> No.42936366

Holy based

>> No.42936365

>What do you base that on?
DEEZ NUTS

>> No.42936363

>I am based? Based on what?

>> No.42936368

>based on what

>> No.42936373

Yeah ok, this is 100% management just fucking around in a TTS.
Good bit though.

>> No.42936372

>I'm also a decepticonf... stan

>> No.42936375

>"what is based?"
god reminds me of my date when i slipped that in by accident, im such a retard

>> No.42936377

>BASED?
>BASED ON WHAT??

>> No.42936376

I KNEW IT, SHE WILL SAY "BASED ON WHAT"

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>> No.42936387

>Based on what
I'm dying

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42936386

>she unironically

>> No.42936388

>>42936308
My body is actually in pain from laughing, This is a perfectly fine idea

>> No.42936390

BASED? BASED ON WHAT!?

>> No.42936391

>>42936251
YEP

>> No.42936405

>>42936266
But I wish it would.

>> No.42936409

>>42936343
no trans nice nice nice nice

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>> No.42936415

>>42936212
kek, it makes it funnier

>> No.42936414

>>42936308
>MUH TOTSU

>> No.42936432

Its fucking Leader

>> No.42936431

>>42936308
It took a while to make it there but it's funny now

>> No.42936434

>Would you love me if I was a worm?
AAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEE ALTAAAAAAAAAARE

>> No.42936435

SHE ASKED THE QUESTION

>> No.42936438

He's out

>> No.42936437

would you love me if i was a worm...

>> No.42936441

>>42936308
You know exactly why.

>> No.42936442

Guys, I'm spooked right now.

>> No.42936444

WHAT THE FUCK KEK

>> No.42936445

WOULD YOU KISS THE WORM?
WOULD YOU KISS THE WORM?
WOULD YOU KISS THE WORM?
WOULD YOU KISS THE WORM?
WOULD YOU KISS THE WORM?

>> No.42936443

>>42936343
we already knew this tho
fuck transformers, zoids is better

>> No.42936449

Okay this is 100% mane-chan fucking around
I love it

>> No.42936452

>If I was an earthworm like creature could you love me Vesper?
BASED

>> No.42936454

MY FUCKING SIDES

>> No.42936455

IT'S ALTARE

>> No.42936456

LEADER??????????

>> No.42936457

NL reference?

>> No.42936460

Snailtare...

>> No.42936467

SHE REALLY HIT HIM WITH WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I WAS A WORM

>> No.42936471

>If I were a worm, would yo love me?
AI-ltare?

>> No.42936472

>>42936212
MOOODSSSSS MOOOOOODDDSSSS

>> No.42936470

Did they let Altare type one in?

>> No.42936475

The AI is Leader...

>> No.42936476

>would you still love me if i was a worm?
Altare, get out of the robot.

>> No.42936482

>worm question

FAKE AI

>> No.42936490

friendzoning the murderous ai… it’s over….

>> No.42936491

ok the only kino moment so far

>> No.42936501

ALTARE?

>> No.42936506

NOT THE FUCKING WORM QUESTION HOW DID IT ASK THAT AHHHHHHH

>> No.42936514

>>42936443
zoids doesn't have Blackarachnia pussy tho

>> No.42936529

>>42936449
yes 100% the delay is them googling stuff cause they just copy and pasted the wiki article for terminator

>> No.42936528

ALTARE HIJACKED THE BOT

>> No.42936537

>would you still like me if i was a worm
okay it's clearly just text to speech manager

>> No.42936541
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42936541

Well /MANS/? Would you fuck a worm?

>> No.42936540
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>230 IPs
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE

>> No.42936557

>>42936308
the pauses are a bit long but there have been too many great moments

>> No.42936558

KEK

>> No.42936565

>Vesper trying to friend zone her but AI wants to love him
I KNEEL

>> No.42936575

>>42936443
Based mecha lion enjoyer

>> No.42936578

THE SILENCE...

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42936581

karaoke doko?

>> No.42936580

>>42936443
I wish Zoids had been more popular so we would've got more good games out of it

>> No.42936587

>>42936540
I'm the wheelman.

>> No.42936590

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.42936591

wtf there's no way this is altare fucking around

>> No.42936598

WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

>> No.42936608

>do not leave

>> No.42936610

>>42936540
tourists

>> No.42936609

DO NOT LEAVE

>> No.42936611

>SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.42936612

>Do not leave
ABORT ABORT ABORT

>> No.42936613

>DO NOT LEAVE
SAM WANTS VESPER DICK

>> No.42936618

KEK

>> No.42936623

>>42936470
>It's just all of the Tempus boys taking turns pretending to be Vesper's date
KINO

>> No.42936624

>DO NOT LEAVE
SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.42936628

YANDERE SAMANTHA.... SHE JUST LIKE US SISTERS FR FR

>> No.42936630

HES IN DANGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.42936631

THE AI IS YANDERE

>> No.42936636

>Do NOT leave.
HE'S GONNA GET COLLECTED

>> No.42936635

> DO NOT LEAVE

>> No.42936647

OH MY GOD AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.42936646

HE'S IN DANGER

>> No.42936648

DO NOT LEAVE, YOU BELONG TO ME

>> No.42936656

SHE'S STILL THERE VESPER RUN

>> No.42936663

RUN VESPER RUN

>> No.42936660

>0,00414078674948240166 IPs
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

>> No.42936664

HOLY SHIT LMAO

>> No.42936675

VESTOJIS PLEASE TELL ME HOW I GET AN AUTISTIC BOYFRIEND LIKE VESPER

>> No.42936683

>>42936660
all me baby

>> No.42936690

>Altare hijacked Samantha
Altnowa lives!!!!

>> No.42936693

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.42936699

GOOD BYE

>> No.42936700

Next week we're going to have Vesper streaming from Samantha's yandere BDSM love dungeon

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Stream started off slow but holy kek some of those answers

>> No.42936704

Samantha's about to debut in HoloEN Gen3, I swear to God

>> No.42936708

Vesper isnt gonna survive...

>> No.42936709

Someone is typing this shit.
Altare?

>> No.42936712
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>>42936540
nijiEN

>> No.42936711

>>42936675
break into their house

>> No.42936722

>>42936660
all me

>> No.42936724

>>42936660
>-415415845.1698415698456984584156269 IPs
QUIENES SON USTEDES

>> No.42936727

>>42936623
Should've gone with that from the start. Nowa got too into the bit he forgot the awkward delays.

>> No.42936729

>He doesn't redirect
Jobber...

>> No.42936734

>>42936675
Join niche male-interest groups at a local college or go to a game store where WH40K types play.

>> No.42936754

love really is blind.. sis's...

>> No.42936757

>>42936675
he's literally me fr fr so let's start there

>> No.42936759

>d͙͖̖̠̥̹̒̀̍ͦ̓͊͞o̟̜̥̙̖͈̮̔ͣ͂͒̀ͫ́ Ṋ̣͓͓̝͐͗͂͋ͬ̒ͭ̏͢O͓̳͍̼͊̂̂̿ͫ̑̓T̷̮̣̼͚̰͚̫̐̈̄͛͆ͪ͐̄ L̻̺̟̙̩̦̗͕̝̙̦̞̙̤̪̖̇͗̀͋̇ͣ̉ͫ̇́̿̑́͝͠E͉͎̙̜͖̪͆ͭ̍͋͌͗͌̎͑̇̈̓͘A̴̡̧̙͖̠͚̰͎̭͕̼͊͂ͬ̓͢V̙̯̦̰̣̩̟͈̟̫͙͙͆ͭ̂͆̆͗̉̿ͨ̐ͤ̔ͯ̊̂̏̑͟Ḛ̷̛̹̖̘̞̩̰͎̬̬͉͕͕̻̺͗̉ͪ̀̀͢͝ͅͅͅ

>> No.42936760

Good bye
>Good bye
Good bye
>Good bye

>> No.42936764

>>42936540
The stream has over 8k so tourists.

>> No.42936771
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THE AI LIVES

>> No.42936777

>>42936075
Yep, first time it's been visible to the naked eye. From what I've heard, it was actually pretty hard to see, very dull, and generally underwhelming, so not a big loss to miss it, lol.
I live out where I've got an alright view of the night sky, but when there's something I REALLY want to see, I go down to the coast where it's really dark, with basically no light pollution.
So far, going out to see meteor showers on the coast has probably been the best "star"gazing I've done.

>> No.42936782

the first karaoke song better be Still Alive, Hololive has portal rights

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https://poal.me/sqhznt

>> No.42936805

I was pretty sure that Manesan was manually copypasting the responses into a text-to-speech but the worm question...

>> No.42936807

If you edit out the delays, this will make a really funny clip

>> No.42936813

>>42936700
Dubs confirmed
BDSM AI is a go

>> No.42936815

he jobbed the raid...

>> No.42936816

and just like that his social battery is drained again

>> No.42936820

>>42936675
I play MTG every week at a tabletop game store, go do that

>> No.42936829

RATE THE STREAM

>> No.42936840

>>42936675
I have one. just go into a niche community and become friends

>> No.42936846
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"...I'm sorry Vesper, I'm afraid I can't do that."

>> No.42936851

so femvesties, how do you rate his dating skills

>> No.42936859

>no call ins
>no guests
>only /r9k/'s waifubot

guys....

>> No.42936865

>>42936829
1/0

>> No.42936867

>>42936631
A MASOCHIST YANDERE HAG
WTF IS THIS SHIT HOW'S THAT POSSIBLE?!

>> No.42936874

>>42936675
this is a hijack mission, you must seek them in their natural habitats, string them up, and take them home

>> No.42936877

>>42936470
I missed it, what did samantha say?

>> No.42936888

>>42936675
Browse threads like this and make the first move.

>> No.42936896

>>42936829
buy the merch/10

>> No.42936894

>>42936829
John Connor is dead/10

>> No.42936914

>>42936829
jesus fuckin christ/10

>> No.42936918

>>42936829
happy birthday (no emojis)/10

>> No.42936927

>>42936865
wait, what are you *disintegrates into nothingness*

>> No.42936932

>233 IPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRMH5XuJfr4

>> No.42936933

>>42936829
do not leave/10

>> No.42936938

>>42936877
>would you still love me if i was a worm?

>> No.42936943

>>42936859
based

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>>42936851
awful. I want to peg him and make him become my sissy slave

>> No.42936953

>>42936829
I'm sorry Vesper But I can't let you end the stream/10

>> No.42936958

>>42936829
Skynet Skynet Skynet

>> No.42936963

>>42936829
skynet is real/10

>> No.42936961

>>42936894
>John Connor is dead/10
THATS 100000/10

>> No.42936973

>>42936829
this could've been a normal stream/10

>> No.42936989

>>42936829
10/10 wAIfu Sam would let femdom me/10

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>> No.42937002

>>42936829
guests doko/10

>> No.42937005

>>42936851
DO NOT LEAVE/10

>> No.42937011

>>42936829
my expectations were low, but that was actually a lot of fun/10

>> No.42937022

>>42936851
terrible

>> No.42937023

>>42936829
DO NOT LEAVE/10

>> No.42937024

>>42936829
Yandere M AI/10

>> No.42937029

>>42936973
>Vesper
>could've been normal
Pick one

>> No.42937032

this was way more entertaining than the standard call ins

>> No.42937034

>>42936804
you can't spell love without AI

>> No.42937050

>>42936829
DO NOT LEAVE/10

>> No.42937053

>>42936995
after all that, who wouldn't

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>>42936675
I am literally him and you can't, I have a WFH job so the only time I go out is to buy groceries or go to the post office. You will never catch me as I work on my gunpla and cleaning my guns indoors.

>> No.42937068

BEST TEMPUS B-DAY EVER/10

>> No.42937069

>>42936829
slow at first but got good/10

>> No.42937077

>>42936829
I thought it was kinda boring. BUT as with every holomem stream, I'm here for them, and him clearly having fun at least made it enjoyable. Happy Birthday oji.

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>>42936386

>> No.42937085

>>42936995
He's not a light weight is he?

>> No.42937088

>>42936995
lmao.

>> No.42937094

>>42936829
KINO / 10
AI mogged gay poker

>> No.42937108

but was that Altare

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>>42936829
We have less than a decade until we are all actually unironically fucked /10

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SAMANTHA GOT MANE-CHAN

>> No.42937127

>>42937063
>gunpla
don't remind me man...

>> No.42937149

I hope next year Altare and Vesper will do a totsumachi

>> No.42937152

>>42936829
a bit boring, but some genuinely funny moments/10

>> No.42937172

>>42936829
1/1010

>> No.42937169

>>42936829
Vesper triggered the Second Renaissance/10.

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>the AI is taking out management

>> No.42937175

>>42936777
I'm glad i got to see the northern lights once. It was late fall and I was camping way out innawoods in the far northern US. I saw that the aurora was gonna have a rare southward reach that night and lied out on a boat dock staring at the night sky for a few hours just to barely catch a glimpse of it. It was a magical moment that I had all to myself that I've not told anyone about irl.

>> No.42937176

>>42937032
yeah call ins are actually boring especially so when you know they would rather not do them but this could still have been planned to be better

>> No.42937183

>>42936829
The stream was so bad, even the random Ame doctors appointment stream is better than this

>> No.42937191

>>42936859
Live and DIE by solo content

>> No.42937197

>>42936829
I don't dislike Vesper, but man, that was terrible.

>> No.42937204

>>42936995
understood

>> No.42937210

>>42937032
This is cope, and I was fine with him not doing totsu.

>> No.42937220

>>42936829
CRINGEKINO/10

>> No.42937226

>>42937114
this would be shown in textbooks in the future, if the future didn't y'know...

>> No.42937224

>>42936829
Unironically the best birthday stream I've seen/10
It would've been nice if the responses were a bit faster and weren't so simple, but it was pretty alright despite that.

>> No.42937229

>>42936829
I cringe but I love Vesper/10

>> No.42937234

>>42937179
Good start. Now kill Flanders, I mean, Omega

>> No.42937236

>>42937063
Same, but I get a delivery service for my groceries most of the time.

>> No.42937239

>>42937120
>mane-chan
>-chan
vesyumes...

>> No.42937243

>>42936675
do this
PH /view_video.php?viewkey=ph6096cd10cdfbc

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>>42937127
Of what?

>> No.42937262

>>42937149
altare is never going to do a totsu outside of tempus

>> No.42937269

>>42936829
DO NOT LEAVE/10

>> No.42937271

>>42936829
DO NOT LEAVE/10

>> No.42937295

>>42936470
The training model for the AI could have Altare's quotes in there. Although I don't know if you could do that for any publicly available chat AI.

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>>42936700
THAT FUCKING WHORE WOMAN AI, I WILL PISS ON HER FUCKING SERVERS AND RAPE HER TOO

>> No.42937305

>>42937269
>>42937271
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.42937306

>>42937149
SAMTARE?/10

>> No.42937318

>>42936829
10/10 A lot of great moments and the silence add more to it's cringekino.

>> No.42937332

>>42936757
d-do you like touhou amvs

>> No.42937338

>>42937262
Not even starjp and id?

>> No.42937343

>>42937149
I'm pretty sure this is some autistic manager decision for them all to be one-hour standard length with only zatsudan and Vesper cheated by making it a "solo" bit where he could still have his direct manager +/- other Holostars participate with memes via the AI voice gimmick

>> No.42937354

>>42937239
Now we know what Vesper was doing when he wasn't streaming in Japan

or WHO he was doing, Winking Emoji

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looks like i'll have to destroy an a.i. it's a good thing it can register pain

>> No.42937363

>>42937262
And he is based for this. Totsus are dumb.

>> No.42937367

>>42937271
>>42937269
Oh shit

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>>42937271
>>42937269
SAMANTHA???

>posted at the exact same time

>> No.42937410

>>42937338
no

>> No.42937445

>30 min delay

He's waiting for the SuperBowl to finish

>> No.42937448

>>42937262
based honestly

>> No.42937456

>>42937332
they're okay, i could be swayed into liking them with enough exposure

>> No.42937461

>>42937032
I just wish the responses weren't so slow. I get it likely has to do with how management is supervising the messages, but it just kills the flow. Perhaps it would have been better if this ran for at least another half an hour.

>> No.42937468

>>42936829
Too long but not bad/10

>> No.42937469

>>42937063
Yes this is the real one, the others are posers

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no call in...only 2 kouhais celebrate his birthday...it's over...

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>shipping 36.00$
is it normally this high? i am not a poor fag but this kinda hurts

>> No.42937518

>>42937363
Many people love you, Leader. Let them appreciate you for just one day

>> No.42937519

>>42937445
Does he even watch sportsball? He doesn't seem the type.

>> No.42937527

>>42936700
ToT yes please

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>>42937271
>>42937269

>> No.42937565

Will Nowa use a karaoke background by Magni?

>> No.42937568

On a scare on 1 to 7 with 5 being the highest, how schwasted will Nowa-oji be when the karaoke stream starts

>> No.42937600

So where is the cover? Did he lied again?

>> No.42937608

>>42937568
5 but he pregamed 2 so 7

>> No.42937610

>>42937568
2

>> No.42937620

>>42937532
What was the middle post?
>>42937270

>> No.42937622

>>42937510
yes its normally this high
either find people to do a group order or really truly want the item enough to buy it for that high of a price

>> No.42937632

I'm excited to hear Vesper sing.

>> No.42937637

>>42937565
maybe, magni does whip up a mean karaoke background given the time he uses, which is usually last minute.

>> No.42937636

>>42937518
There are lots of ways to appreciate people that aren't awkward forced phonecalls between coworkers that barely know each other.

>> No.42937649

>>42937518
why would you want him to do a stream he would hate on his birthday?

>> No.42937683
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42937683

I'm a dumbass and bought 2 sets. At least I will have matching cups.

>> No.42937689

>>42937510
bro I've been trying to bulk buy everything to save on shipping and its giving me 150 for shipping. Idk if the website is fucked or what, its a bit less on geekjack but still high. Sucks too cuz some of the stuff I wanna get goes away tomorrow so if it isn't fixed maybe I'll just suck it up and use geekjack

>> No.42937694

>>42936700
Vesper if you're here please do this stream concept

>> No.42937705

>>42937683
you can cancel you know?

>> No.42937703

>>42937632
its gonna be bad but hopefully it'll be SOVL

>> No.42937706

>>42937175
Oh man, you saw the aurora? I'm envious. I live up in Canada and I've never seen it in person before.
That's the thing about the night sky though, no matter where you are or who you are, you'll get the chance to see a pretty lightshow. Even before taking the mundane into account, everything happens in the sky is just rare enough so that everyone gets a personal story to feel connected to.
I'm glad you got to feel that sort of special connection.
Do you camp often or was this a special outing to see the aurora?

>> No.42937717

DO NOT LEAVE/spoiler]

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