/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss my boyfriend.

Squeezable and milkable

only 162 days until Ami confesses her love for ME

based

>>42853157

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

What do you think is Ami's age range?
Early 30s?

Why do people even bother gifting subs in Ami's chat, there's like 3 greys

I miss Ami...

>>42853404
Because they aren't content with simply Ami thanking them.

well.... guess its back to drawing shitty fan art and praying for time to speed up until monday.

>>42853404
What happens when theres more gifts than greys watching? It just gets wasted?

>>42853645
You can make it Bucko!

>>42853724
I imagine it would go randomly to different subscribers after that. On Twitch I have also just gotten random gift subs to channels I've never watched before

>>42853724
it can go to people who were in the stream and left

>>42853724
Pretty sure it starts giving them to random people who've chatted in the past even if they've not been active recently

>>42853724
It probably queues or at least it would if Susantube followed the rules of logic and good design

>>42853724
I think it's saved for when enough greys show up again. Usually when the gifts expire.

>>42853724
I think it just gives it to random subscribers. that's how keep getting Sara and some phase girls memberships.

>>42854138
i should add. *subs who are not even in the stream

There are about 260000000000 youtube users. Maybe something like 500 of them have ami subs or gift subs? So there are only 259999999500 left.

>>42854523
Thassa lotta Buckos...

Shrike (not me) dropped the archive on the tsundream discord

https://www.dropbox.com/s/uczrtwppwzzt6bc/%E3%80%90Unarchived%20Karaoke%E3%80%91Love%20Songs%20Only%21-oDAVEzcyl6Q.mp4?dl=0

>>42855628
Thanks Shrike

>>42855704
anon i specifically indicated that i am not shrike
but you're welcome

>>42855628
Thank you, shrike, the person behind this post

>>42855628
Thank you shrike, the person not behind this post

>>42855628
Thanks (not) Shrike

Even the fire department is on strike now, we're lucky it's raining.

>>42856813
You good there bossman?

>>42857044
No, the rioters stole my goldfish yesterday and I've been out of toilet paper for three days.

>>42855628

>>42857254
Omw to loot the rainytown gas station again, you guys want anything before the bread stream/mio cover?

>>42857548
can i get uhhhhhhhhhh some slimjims

I love my girlfriend!

Ami shutting down the mommy shit in chat really makes me want her to scold me
Just full on furious castigation
Please berate me for my failings, Ami

>>42857548
grab me some apple juice, smokes, and a few lotto tickets.

>>42857648
Mio love!

>>42857548
Feeling peckish, grab me some glue please

>>42857548
a few rolls of charmin please

I miss Rei...

>>42857750
Ami doesn't want you to call her mommy, she wants you to call her mom or mama or mother if youre feeling fancy and she also wants you to love her and read the nice love letter she wrote for you and do cute date rp videos of you together

>>42858618
Why?

I cant look at my images folder anymore without remembering Ami complementing the screenshot I used for my kudo post and feeling my brain turn to mush please help

>>42855628
Thank you, anon, please never take your meds I don't want Shrike to disappear.

>>42860258
Move the image to a different folder you retard

>>42860115
Her voice made my heart and PP feel funny

>>42859568
in the end he was right

Miori is with Bae right now. Having sex

[Rat news] Mio is awake and on stream (members only)

>>42861088
IRyS watching in the cuck corner as Bae gets mating pressed by Miori who is looking IRyS dead in the eye singing the Netorare song

>>42861269
>Mio cucking instead of getting cucked
I'm not sure I can suspend my disbelief that much.

>>42861706
IRyS is a far bigger cuck

>>42861187
Damn brrats... stealing our girl...

>>42861789
Oh yeah? I want to see a cuck-off, otherwise I won't believe it. May the better (?) cuckold win.

Help! I'm having sexual thoughts about this celery stick sheep!

>>42863348
Who's that in the pic?

>>42863624
Me :)

>>42863624
Chuunicutie Lisa

>>42863348
No need to worry, everything is working as intended

>>42863624
Some kind of goat

>>42863699
alright, that's enough already shrike

>>42862032
Irys has no idea what kind of professional she's dealing with, it's gonna be a bloodbath.

>>42864050
I love my stinky Redditor girlfriend

>>42861269
>That Bae reference she included in the Netorare song during the mating press line was actually a warning
BRAVO MIO

girlfriend and jelly duet cover in an hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-70SXv4qx08

Had sex with someone and thought about Ami mid stroke. God I hate what I've become. It wasn't even like horny thoughts it was just like "damn the karaoke is unarchived I should've been watching that right now"

I miss Lisa

>>42869224
Just have sexual thoughts about her, that's what I do when I miss her

>>42868537
So glad I didn't go out with that single mom last night. But when I do fuck her I hope I won't call her Ami

SEXHAVING NORMALFAGS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE

>>42869609
if you do just say you said "mommy" or something

>>42870016
Pretty sure that would make the situation 20x worse, just say it's an ex and that you weren't even thinking of her, you're just used to saying her name

>>42867775
>Jelly, Mio, and Bae will watch the premiere at the same time
What a reunion. One shudders to imagine what outrageous dumpster fire forged bonds this deep over 3 months.

My beautiful and talented mother...

>>42870016
>>42870096
Be hispanic, double down with ay mami

Remember that this sheep wants you to want her?

>>42871626
I want her so bad, more than just sexually

bae and mio are having sex while jelly is watching right now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-70SXv4qx08

>>42871626
She wants me to do something...

>>42872043
Not that

THE GAY OF THIS SONG IS OFFCHARTS
MIO AND JELLY LOVE

>>42872328
JELLY LOVE

>>42872467
can you lower the camera angle

>>42871626
but I want her to want me too...

>>42871688
What does that mean

>>42872666
Sorry Satan, Lisa is a good Christian girl

>>42872714
Ever heard the phrase "you're so cute I could eat you up"?

>>42872785
Is it possible, I have created another cannibal poster?

>>42872714
I want her to love me (romantically)

Hanabi, please come back...

Feels good knowing that Ami will always be a Valentine for Buckos.

>>42872909
vore isn't cannibalism

>>42874221
It's just a more cartoonish version of my cannibalistic fantasies, we're in the same French, you and I

>>42874346
Trench*

thinking about Ami sitting on my lap playing games for hours, wiggling her hips at first to tease but later on out of frustration at the game. her gamer sweat forming a dampness down her back and on my lap as she tries her best to defeat a difficult level. All ending with a congratulatory patting of her head, and saying atta girl when she does succeed. I truly love this spider dork

>>42853724
I've seen tiny streamers with very few views get gift subs, when literally everyone is member'd or is a brand account that can't receive gifts, someone else has to show up before the gift will go through

Do you think Lisa's blood tastes good?

>>42874792
Her spider legs look extra soft in this one, like a nice velvet pillow to lay your head on while she runs her fingers through your hair...

>>42873488
Hanabi is just prepping her HoloID4 audition plz undastand. lol like that'll ever happen it's just what I use to convince myself

mio's probably getting a slot in holo while she's in japan. she's coming back from her hiatus but as someone else

>>42880207
>mio's probably getting a slot in holo
that slot? her strapon
that holo? bae

Who is your oshi and how often do you have dreams involving her?

>>42881774
I've never had a dream about my oshi.

>>42881774
Ami
i only remember some dreams but probably like 4/5 times a week

>>42881882
You don't deserve to post Ryan Gosling if you haven't had at least one dream where you saw her in public and she smiled at you but you were too scared to do anything and walked away awkwardly just like you would in real life

>>42881971
I wish I could even have one shitty dream like that if it involves my oshi, anon, but I can't.

Lisa tweets make me feel fuzzy i

>>42881774
I've had a few dreams about Ami that were a little weird like most dreams area and I told her about them as buckos are obligated to do so

except once I dreamt she was sitting on top of me, like on my stomach and caressing my face while I was gently touching her spider legs, I have not told her about that dream and each time I remember it I become a blushing mess
I think I am beyond gone at this point

>>42881971
My only Lisa dream has been talking to her on the phone about just random things. I wish I could be as happy irl as I was in that dream

>>42883450
this but ami

I hope I have a dream about Lisa again. My dreams about her aren't even particularly pleasant. In one I broke down crying because she got doxxed and I saw her face and I felt terrible for seeing her face when she didn't want me to, and in the other I felt like a coward for not talking to her. But either way it's worth it, just for that brief moment where I get to ogle at some mental construct that I've attached this beautiful voice and beautiful personality I've become obsessed with.

Hey!
Keep Ami off the catalog you stupid fucking retards she doesn't need that dreck.

https://youtu.be/-70SXv4qx08
STREAM MAGNET

I love this spider too much and her singing makes me fall in love with her more than she intended

>>42880207
Mio wants to be a big fish in a little pond
its why she hasnt gone for niji again or takin the rrats nepotism
she talks to the idolEN girls and the phase girls that are in school alot
so look there

>>42885780
>4k after 4 hours
If this one doesn't explode like Ashiete or meme covers it will make Mio going on another menhera rant, this is probably something she wants to have a big view number.
Go sacrifice a goat or something so that the algorythm pick it up

>>42880207
>she's coming back from her hiatus but as someone else
Body snatchers...

>>42887192
She never auditioned for NijiEN, she personally Elira and Pomu vouches for her, she would have got in with Rosemi

>>42887383
she auditioned for nijiKR and got a call back but got signed to Tsun before she could reply

>>42887647
>NijiKR
Absolutely dodged a bullet there unironically

>>42887647
Nijisanji has a KR branch?

>>42887383
Mysta hovered her for a bit too. NijiEN wants Mio badly, but of course, she won't bite the bait.

Mysta, Aster, and honorary NijiEN iPN have been showing up
But Pomu was a bitch to Mio so shes never going to NijiEN

>>42889405
What she did beside commisioning her mixing for live3d orisong event?

>>42889405
If Mio didn't like Pomu, she wouldn't have accepted her request to mix two songs for her 3D debut.

What is Miori's next step?

>>42889753
Arranged marriage to a family-friend's son and then getting disability after being a dentist destroys her back further than it already has been.

>>42889739
check the archives
she mentioned that theres a fake ass NIJI member right after finishing a big commission
she talked about how she hates people backseating her mixing a few days ago
signs point to the fairy

>>42890274
>source: dude trust me
ogey

>>42889160
>>42889195
Yea.
Niji KR was a fucking mess and would be the bad path for Miori if she had gone there. That speaks volume considered how fucking bad tsunderia already is as a corpo. Niji KR has the combination of bad management, broken promise or tsun combined clique and bullying scandals within the branch. A person like Mio would be completely broken if she had to go through that.

>>42890752
I mean bad management and broken promises if tsun combined with clique and bullying scandal on top of it.

>>42890274
you better have these timestamps

>>42881882
I think my subconcious got broken at some point because I haven't dreamt about anything but work or my ex for at least two years

>>42890752
Don’t forget the sexual harassment either a bunch of their girls left cause the management was trying to fuck the talent

Counting the hours to girlfriend return stream where she will talk about all the stuff she is doing now, and i will ask her how much she spent on food

>>42881774
She's not my oshi but I had a dream that Yuuna had a huge ass and sat on my face, that was pretty cool

Do Ami and Lisa still talk ?

>>42895138
What makes you think they don't?

>>42895138
Dont they share the PO box?

>>42895224
Haven't heard them mention eachother in a while and the last collab is like 7months old, maybe somehow i missed recent streams when they did mention each other,idk

>>42895385

>>42895498
this is even more valid when it comes to tsun chuubas than other companies

>>42895498
That's why i asked if they still talk?

>>42895385
https://youtu.be/xPXyzmKzG1E?t=6538

>>42867775
>>42871866
Gorgeous cover

It is Sunday, /tsunX/. Time to confess your sins and beg for absolution.

>>42898184
I made it my new year's resolution to lose weight and I gave up after january

>>42895260
Ami said she's sharing the PO box with a couple of ex-Tsuns but didn't specify who exactly.

https://discord.gg/MPH5nfhm
no normalfagss

Not clicking any discord in any thread nigger

>>42898184
I make harmful posts about my oshi to stunt her growth

>>42898184
Sometimes I don't fap before watching Ami and she gets me so hot and bothered with her little laughs and breathy whispers I have to close stream and fap to her pictures since I don't want to be creepy and fap to her live

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1624775501033381890?s=20

>>42898184
I made confessionposts a few months back and am a bit jealous I didn't think of the Maria angle before you did.

>>42898184
I was messaging girls on dating apps during Amis karaoke last night.

>>42900922
Skinwalker girlfriend...

>>42900922
I want to mating press Mio while she's in Bae's body

>>42900082
honeypot

>>42898184
https://twitter.com/MariaParadisia/status/1624782671762100230

>>42878560

>>42898337
>Sloth
>>42900389
>Wrath
>>42900784
>Lust
>>42900975
>Envy
>>42901012
>Infidelity
>>42901971
>Overwatch 2
Dios mio...

https://twitter.com/mioricelesta/status/1624782398553735168?s=20
YAMERO MIORI YOU BODY CANNOT TAKE IT

Didn't dream about Lisa but I woke up with a raging boner and the thought of her in bed next to me

>>42902586
Will Miori be able to resist the temptation of molesting the freshly-cleaned shortstack rrat?

>>42902586
TAKESHI STATUS?

>>42902927
Of course not. Actually getting ahold of wet slippery Bae is another matter entirely though.

>>42903021
Please I've already jacked off 3 times this morning

>>42903021
>Mio, overtaken by primal, lust chasing a naked and afraid Bae around the room
>Every time she manages to grab hold of the rat she pops out of her grip like a wet bar of soap

This sheep must be some sort of succubus

An average day in the life of Lisa
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1624796660588253190

I seriously can't stop thinking about Lisa, the only thing in my head right now is the mental image of bottoming out and cumming inside Lisa while she looks into my eyes with heart eyes

I wish Ami was tweeting more. I'm having withdrawals.

Sheeple desperately horny and it's not even noon, surely Lisa wouldn't take any kind of satisfaction in that...

>>42895975
she didn't share any fries. hatred confirmed

>>42905462
It's a dangerous combination of morning wood and sheep syndrome that makes me like this at such an hour

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

>>42890752
NijiEN just pulled a WACTOR, i don't want Mio to reincarnate in Nijisanji

>>42906409
what happened this time?

>>42906778
Niji official account doxxed one of their NijiEN member

>>42906823
Fortunately it was the only niji that could ever deserve it, dude was actively trying to get his coworker fired for a joke he didn't like

>>42905437
>Four and a half hours with no Ami tweets
AMI IS DEAD

>>42906778
NijiEN twitter tweeted out a clip about a JP liver, but messed up the JP liver's twitter handle (missed a letter at the end). A troll swooped in and claimed that handle to spread doxx.

>>42907744
All to give a shitty "liver" a reality check on not going on alt accounts to shit on your coworkers

>>42907830
>Shitty liver
That's what they get for being alcoholics

>>42907696
well anon got another wish for that monkey's paw?

>>42907877
Kyo drank too much henny

https://twitter.com/MatsuroMeru/status/1624825788208930816

>>42909368
Tuesday cannot come soon enough

MIO PLEASE
I NEED IMAGES OF BAE BATHING

>>42910352

>>42910352
they are sleeping in the same bed rigt now with Mio sniffing Bae hairs

New ep soon featuring drastically abridged Tomo

>>42911171
Let him cook, Seigi

Man, there is actually a thing i hope Bae pulled off for Mio
She got her to meet Marine in person

>>42911171
I need them to get Kazu on this podcast for the brotuber trifecta

>>42911766
I don't think Mio would survive that

watching that one anon's boyfriend's vods

>>42911837
Imagine the kind of shit he would say that would have to be edited out

>>42912069
Me too.

>>42912148
How do we convince Hanabi to do a Nightcall cover?

>>42911837
https://twitter.com/ArakitaSeigi/status/1624237372924907520
Imagine

New actually a year old Jelly original releasing on Valentine's Day
https://youtu.be/dvIme0iSgP8

I love my spidermom but I wish she would dole out extra Amitoxin on saturday so we can just sleep right to monday, then we could enjoy Ami every single day

[Good News]
Meru is cleaning house and seeing her mama tomorrow!

https://twitter.com/mioricelesta/status/1624855827940245509?s=20
Beerpals or Brats, which one concerned the most like a bunch of retards?

>>42914516
Def the holofans, but don't be too mad at them they have off collab trauma.

>>42914516
Jesus wept

>>42914516
As a beerpal, my only concern is for the rrat's chastity or Mio's self steem when she inevitably fails to make a move

>>42915257
>the rrat's chastity
Can't take what she doesn't have

>>42915257
mio would be much happier getting cucked by irys let's be honest

>>42915257
>Mio's self steem
Over before it started

>>42915588
I can fix her

>>42866647
the concept of "mating press" existed long before Bae, that wasn't a reference unless you have something more specific in mind?

>>42889195
Had. Now they're folded into the main part, along with ID.
(You) should check them out, picrel is great.

>>42917459
Bae's face literally appears on screen as Mio sings "Mating pressed" >>42902927

>>42891187
Oof. At least you have dreams.

>>42917459
it's not a reference, it's an instinctual reaction to seeing bae

>>42905853
What's the original article for this btw?

>>42910352
>bae bathing
>baething

>>42912328
Is that actually suitable for her range?

>>42917857
oh shit somehow I didn't notice before. top kek

ami wants to see us
we want to see ami
why must we be apart

Not emotionally prepared for Lisa valentine's stream

>>42898184
I literally can't stop thinking about Maria since I saw her comeback stream and the fact that I have to wait another week for her to stream again is driving me crazy. I don't know what she's done to me, I'm not normally like this.

>>42911171
>>42911388
>>42911837
>get Kazu on the podcast
>it turns into the Joe Rogan Experience vtuber edition
seigi pull up that audio of tomo going off

ami trying to love us more than we love her the fool

>>42919188
>Sorry for the sudden cut we had to edit out Kazu listing off every single small corpo vtuber that has a boyfriend

>>42917287
My boywife is now a vtweeter...he's gone the way of the slug...

>>42919974
>Ura
>Vtweeter
I fucking wish she was still vtweeting

>This is what your average bucko looks like

>>42920734
i would a bucko

>>42920734
No wonder Ami likes them so much...

>>42920734
I want to fucko the Bucko

>>42920734
How do I convince a bucko to put on a Lisa cosplay and let me have my way with them?

>>42921015
you would have to wear Ami cosplay

>>42921075
It seems we are at an impasse

>>42921015
>>42921075

Can't believe Orla quit vtubing to be in the Mario movie

>>42921015
Hot

>>42921112
>impasse
More like a mutually beneficial transaction, my friend. Help me help you.

>>42921112
Put on the dress, anon.

>>42921889
>>42922224
Why are bucko's so slutty?

>>42922433
Let's see how fucking chaste you are after this woman teases you for months on end, anon.

>>42922433
My balls are bluer than the average ligger anon, I need fucking RELEASE

>>42920734
https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1624910158873632769?s=20
She's watching you all be horny, buckos

>>42922704
I'll help but you have to put the horns on, and I don't do reacharounds

>>42922832
Ami these are my private posts, you aren't supposed to see them

>>42922832
She's trying to make sure buckos don't get stolen by sheeple cock

>>42921531
She really wasn't joking when she said she wasn't going to be just a vtweeter

>>42923266
>This man will cuck your oshi

>cucking your oshi before she can cuck you
has any fandom tried this before?

>>42923763
Not if I have anything to say about it, you little freak

>>42923763
I've never actually seen the sheeperson before, it doesn't exactly get brought up often, does it?

>>42923826
>he lacks critical information

>>42923826
It's everyday bro

>>42923763
This man bench presses more than you

>>42924074
This image will never stop being funny

>>42923870
The buckos are willing and the sheeple are willing, what's so wrong about that?

>>42925079
Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

>>42925354
I won't touch any bucko cock so Ami still keeps a part of them to herself

>>42923826

She knows what she's doing.

https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1624930361628307456?t=on3vyxDQgnyE4Ng1KEIxiA&s=19
Silly

>>42927023
RIP

>>42926640
Yes

>>42927023
not like this..

>>42926640
>>42927426
Cuddling close with spidermom, being tucked right up tight inside her tummy where it's safest...

>>42927932
I wonder how many Buckos have started developing an unironic vore fetish because of this woman

>>42928859
at least 1. (it's me)

>>42927932
Not vore but I think biting is way hotter now

Ami makes me feel like a young teenager again with how horny just the idea of holding her hand or touching her hair makes me.

>>42929897
I get this too, when I fap to her the thought Ami just sinking her fangs into my neck as we fuck, hearing her cute little giggle and feeling her happily flood my veins with warm Amitoxin as I pump my load into her, crossing the wires in my brain and reinforcing pleasure with a literal chemical dependence on her. I don't ever want to leave the web...

>>42930231
Exactly. I want her to pump me full of Amitoxin while I pump her full off my semen.

>>42930011
Imagine how nice her hair smells.

>>42928859
seconding the biting thing, the way she's starting to bite her pop filter makes me feel things I never expected to feel watching vtubers
I want to be lazily doing something on my pc and just feel her hug me from behind and leaning agaisnt me she starts kissing my neck and suddenly bites and sinks her fangs in it while giggling and humming

>>42930583
sir. please i can only handle so much

>>42930583
Only the elusive bun bucko knows for sure

>>42930849
I just want her to give me a playful nibble

[Rrat News] Mio is still with Bae and is sitting behind her watching her stream.

>>42931881
giwtwm

>>42931363
I didn't know anyone was photographing me up there?

Mio, fix your fucking schedule

VGM listen along!

>>42933949
Date with girlfriend!

https://www.twitch.tv/kana

>>42933949
>more yandere rp
Where's my cute, loving girlfriend ASMR?

>>42934517
That's what her ASMRs are by default these days

>>42934029
>JSRF
I love you, Ami

>>42935584
LesbianBread

>>42933949
>collab with all of AA and some lads
pog
who's xander tho?

>>42936026
Pretty sure he's from realcorp

>>42936165
>realcorp
what a strange name to name your company

>>42933949
I love my girlfriend Mio!

>>42935584
>the new fire emblem
Bets on how much she'll suck at it?

>>42936936
Pretty sure she's already played it on stream a bit, dunno how she did though

>>42935584
>Bread making dinner
>7 course meal
>Next day cleared for food coma

>>42936243
Had to differentiate themselves between Fakecorp

>>42936243
Corpo names have never been good, they always either sound like scam tech startups, random word generator results, or both

Lisa valentine's talkies.... I'm not emotionally prepared for this

>>42937314
Gotta get Tonya to that next milestone ASAP

>>42934029
De-makes?

>>42938752
Yeah it's like you make a modern game in retro style. Like 8 bit dark souls or something.

>>42938991
Oh neat

>>42909368
Nice.

Beerpals, I'm ngmi this week

>>42940981
For me it is Yandere Mio

witch.tv/yuuna
bread

bread dumb lol

>I will actually follow the schedule this week
DYRBI?

I love this bisexual stalker Bread

>ywn be Yuuna's cat and stomp all over her fat tits

New thread
>>42943102
>>42943102
>>42943102

>>42933949
Great
Will be late to every stream this week