/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

cat sex

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

HELLO HELLO

I like Lia! Only Lia! Always Lia!
Shes Lia!!!

PANKO MANKO

Pippa love~!

Reminder to all capipppialists, you are required to have killed the spider in holocure before Tuesday, or are you are literally worst then Pippa.

https://files.catbox.moe/lp17jh.mp4
qrd on Lumi drama
>during her DF stream Lumi starts talking about meeting a 24 y.o groomer over the internet, when she was 14
>he asked her out to meet IRL
>she allegedly refused
>she didn't knew that it was a bad thing for an adult to ask
>he got married and later divorced, thanks to his alcoholism
>suddenly she proclaims "And then she said I should visit again." which contradicts her previous statement from several minutes ago
It's either her admitting dating an older guy or her fucking up articulation and what she actually meant is "And then she said I should visit, (he asked) again."

YES PIPPANTS
YES PIPPANTIES

PHASE LOVE

Remi~
Remiria

I love my wife Shiina!

I want to love Lumi and mind break her with genuine affection while being honest with each other always as we work hard towards becoming soulmates.

>>42919718
No one gives a shit about yellow veibae

Hime wife
Hime life

Lia Lia Lia!!!!

>>42919695
She finished it on stream three days ago.

Thank you Pippa, Lia, tenma, lumi, airi for keeping me warm and comfy, I owe so much to you

I miss Shiina

>>42919872
something about this picture just clicked in my head and made me realize I actually really fucking like Shiina

>>42919718
>She said he asked her to visit him again
"She cannot be lying!"
>The next sentence she says she never visited him
"She is lying!"

In case anyone else thinks of taking the bait

>>42919935
WHY THE FUCK DOES HER FACE LOOK LIKE THAT?

>>42919987
Don't be mean

Such a fiendish star.

>>42920030
wait....is Lumi /here/?

>>42919872
My wife Shiina is so talented.

Please be nice to this fragile woman.

ピッパ抱きします!

>>42919942
Glad to hear it anon. She's such a ray of sunshine. It's a breath of fresh air coming from my previous oshi who seemed like she stopped caring to a girl who tries her best for her fans as much as Shiina does.

>>42920081
no

>>42919718
>suddenly she proclaims "And then she said I should visit again." which contradicts her previous statement from several minutes ago
Huh? I just assumed he was taking about visiting California/SF again, since the whole context was that the story happened when she was visiting SF at 14, and that's what Lumi meant.

>>42919872
I need to cuddle my wife Shiina in her maid outfit

>>42920104
who was your previous oshi?

>>42920064
No way https://files.catbox.moe/k4ydk4.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/4ptu5m.mp4

I feel like some of you are so lonely and insecure that you willingly feed into bf/groomer rrats because it gives you an excuse to lash out at something. Find a therapist. Fake anime women aren't your emotional punching bags.

So let me get this straight. You claim to be racist, homophobic and transphobic, but your oshi is a crossdressing latina dyke?

>>42920146
Haachama

>>42920241
shut the fuck up femanon dont attach Lia to your stupid fucking remarks

>>42920252
>cums on you

>>42920252
>he adjusted it and tried again
respect for following the scientific process

>>42920252
I've never claimed to be that

>>42920262
I have a penis.

>>42920241
God I wish I could use Lia as a punching bag.

>>42920252
no, she's my severely autistic crossdressing mystery meat dyke computer virus little sister

>>42920130
Don't take the bait. They omit her literal next sentence after that is "But I never visited him"

>>42920241
>Fake anime women aren't your emotional punching bags
Of course they are, are you retarded?

>>42920348
Not for long you dont

This rabbit sure is cute

>>42920064
When someone mentioned "Lumi update" in chat, she literally told him to "stop breaking containment".

>>42920481
She makes me feel like Lenny, I want to pet her, hold her, call her a good girl, buy her nice things.

>>42920494
anon are you new
it's ok to say

Well Femanon, today's the last day
you auditioned, right?

>>42920200
I want Lumi to look at me like this while she calls me a fag.

>>42919675
HELLO HELLO (I can't believe I'm watching all ex-arm)

>>42920591
>Auditioning
Hasn't it been standard practice for well over a year for every corpro to basically only hire established streamers to rebrand? Or at least they have enough priority and there are enough out there wanting to vtube that they haven't resorted to "fresh" talents yet.

I want to pet Pippa like a dog and call her a good girl

>>42920601
are you the masochistic liker that really wanted lia to call him a faggot

>>42920652
Is tenma still alive?

>trying to pressure a discord movie rather than finishing the drinking stream
do kanpainikis really

I find it kinda bussin’
I find it kinda cap
That the dreams I have of Lia
Are the ones that kinda slap

>>42920412
>tfw have nicer hands than Lia
Why did God curse me with this fetish? It ruins otherwise perfect women for me.

>>42920706
Somehow.

>>42920694
I think it's very hot when girls try to make boys do gay things.

useful image

I was doing the watchalong with a jug of coffee and now I'm vibrating, if I switch to whiskey will it balance me out?

>>42920731
Nice one zoomerbro

>>42920723
>do kanpainikis really
They are all dircordfags and I wish them all kill themselves.

>>42919677
Nice

>>42920780
you're a degenerate

I'M COMING FOR YOU, PIPPA!

Wait a minute… Lia’s character is supposed to be a computer virus?

We'll meet again
Don't know where
Don't know when
But I know we'll meet again
Some sunny day

>>42920885
Yeah well, I'm cuming for Pippa.

>>42920885
The ending is somehow more horrifying then what I expected.

>>42920917
I thought she was just supposed to be a stacy.

>>42920917
yes

>>42920694
No, I just think Lumi is cute like this.

>>42920894
In this scenario, who is “you”?

SEX WITH GROOMERS

>>42921003
I'm assuming anon meant (you) in terms of a POV main character, since Uruka out of all of PC is the least built for NTR.

Wemi lubudubudubudubu!
It's almost Wemi time!

Fishman needs to punish Lumi for being a whore when she was 14

>>42921049
I do not care for Wemi.

>>42921023
I am a groomer
where is my Lumi sex?

>>42920687
Well duh. Of course they're gonna choose people with some experience over people who just say "trust me, I'll be great".
If you want to stream as a "fresh talent", you have to go indie first.

I didnt have enough beer in the house for this stream.
HELLO HELLO

>>42921048
So like… her friend or something?

>>42921053
Wrong movie anon.

>>42920917
Redesign Lia is a computer program who took over for original Lia after she got blown up at the aquarium.

>when tenma accidentally let's a sexy laugh out from her normal oba-san voice
https://litter.catbox.moe/wi5qsr.mp4

>>42921053
Lumi is too old for a spanking.

>>42921131
Are you making piss yet?

Are (you) a bad enough jigger?
https://puzzle.aggie.io/uCdz5U

>>42921235
ive appreciated tenma's granted piss breaks

>>42921158
an-non, you sex the bear.
it's not that complicated.

>>42921048
With all due respect she really fits public use.

I miss Lia

>>42920081
Tickling the yellow woman until she turns her panties yellow

>>42921245
I'm not goimg to do any more of these 1k jigs. They're not fun. May your jig times ever increase.

>>42921131
>beer
Enjoy piisinng all night

>>42921311
built for rape

>>42920792
>168 drinks
Is Tenma going to fucking die?

>>42921311
Friend, it was not about sex

>chat convinced Airi to skip X6
You guys weren't joking her chat is the worst in phase.

>>42921440
>168

lumi if you're not going to stream today at least put the schedule out early

Do women realise how great they are?

>>42921474
X6 is more bullshit than it is enjoyable even in a rage bullshit bait game. X7 better not be fucking skipped though. If only for ONE boss.

>24 hours until Lia

>>42921573
My wives

>>42921474
>what is Erina

>>42921573
Not these ones, no.

>>42921328
>Young naive attractive horny musician girl meeting up with fans or higher ups in the industry
Yeah she does, her fans are even called urufugangbangers

I love Lia so much I feel like I'm gonna throw up from missing her

>>42921560
>lumi if you're not going to stream today at least put [..] out [..]
she is, with me

>>42921495
Getting drunk off Tenma's piss

>>42921574
She's skipping everything after X5.
Let's agree to disagree on X6.

You pippa fans bullied /voms/ off the catalogue.
They refuse to bake another thread if it means putting up with your idpol nonsense.
Anything to say? CHUDS?!

>>42921711
i dindu nuffin

>>42921698
>Everything after X5
What the fuck. X8 isn't great but it's not as bad as X6 or X7.

>>42921711
Anon what the fuck are you talking about

>>42921630
Try drinking bleach, should help.

>>42921711
wasn't me

>>42921574
I don't know why people still shit talk the best gameplay in the series because some streamers got filtered and started a campaign agaist it in the past. Sad that she will skip it, it's a fun game.

>>42921641
i made this post

>>42921757
uhhhhhh anon that would make me die.....I dont really see how that helps......

>>42921573
Pippa with self esteem would be the most dangerous creature alive. The amount of correction needed.....

>>42921711
>pippa fans
>twitter users
kill yourself and try using more than half a brain cell next time, retard

>>42921711
>catalogniggers
You're looking in the wrong place bud

>>42921711
pathetic. we get more antis in a day than they do in a week.

>>42921711
They can't even defend their own girl and now are running away from discussing the politics that bullied their talent into a break. Talk about pathetic behavior.

will Tenma survive 4 more episodes

>>42921573
If they did we'd be fucked.

>>42921823
Spooky oooky

>>42921740
>>42921755
>>42921789
>>42921828
>>42921836
>>42921711
>>42921855
>>42921946
Good. One woke corpo thread is down, more to go. Let's go 4Chan!!!

>>42921711
pls don't remind me that the year of the chud is over

Phase Friend Moriko is streaming. https://www.twitch.tv/batatvideogames

>>42921996
this is 4channel actually

>>42921711
Who?

Lia? Lia.

>>42921804
>>42921641
all me

>>42921996
this but unironically

>>42921812
>You won't feel like throwing up anymore
>You won't miss her anymore
> You won't love her anymore
Quite effective maneuver I estimate.

>>42921996
Our next target is hololive! You better watch out, your days are numbered!

>>42921996
But I like pikamee, she's so sweet

>>42922140
Nice try nijisister

>>42921474
Why people say X6 is too hard or "bullshit"? If you are not getting everything because of the missable stuff it's a pretty good game.

The only people who call women funny are men that are desperate for pussy
I'm worried bros

HELLO HELLO

Holy shit your company is full of menhera bitches

>>42922170
i just wanted to get in on the falseflaging please...

>>42921971
HELLO~ HELLO~

>>42922231
Isn't it great?

>>42922183
Women can be really funny tho

>>42921311
Why is penguin Uruka so weirdly expressive

HELLO HELLO

>>42922183
Unironically this

>>42922183
Vtubers need to stop leaking real life. Its gross.

>>42922276
Tell me a funny joke then femanon

>>42922231
Don't call them bitches.

Ex-Arm is art.
How can you fuck up an anime this much.

>>42922317
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because there were niggers on this side.

> start watching tenma stream when she's already thoroughly lost in the sauce

>>42922276
You're right, you just said something really funny

>>42922360
Ok I chuckled

>>42922174
Off the top of my head, the nightmare effects are kinda shitty, especially the one that makes you blind, and the museum and phoenix stages are too long and are filled with instakills.

Honestly I love it, upgrades really do matter and the music is the best in the X series.

>>42922249
Argh. Fine

>>42922317
>>42922373
I'm a man. Pippa is funny, Lia is funny.

>>42922231
sir we call them whore here, not bitches

What if Onlyfans is just a joke are there ARE no Rinmama boobies for us to discover?

>>42922231
>menhera bitches
That's me!

>>42921755
>>42921828
>>42921946
You kept goading us into fighting in your doo doo culture war when we don't want to.
So what if Pikamee extends her hiatus. Its better than arguing on twitter.
Fighting back when someone attacks you is savage toxic territory.
I don't care how many screenshots of people attacking PIkamee on twitter you spam on my thread, we are still sticking to our principles.
It's better to try making friends, even if you "lose"

>>42922427
the only Phase girl that I would consider funny is Rie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5wTyI_KSzY
Wemi chair building stream!

>>42922317
What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

Ones against the law, ones a sick bird!

>>42922343
I'd like to know. And I sincerely cannot trust miichan on the manga being good.

>>42921711
>threaten trans lives
>waaaah people are being mean to me!
Take a look in the mirror before calling us chuds.

>>42922183
This is xynchro's fault
https://twitter.com/Xyznchro/status/1622764608946593793

>>42921711
wtf are you talking about

Lia isn't funny like a comedian shes funny like watching a retarded child fall down stairs

>>42922183
>cancelling stream to do college stuff
>now this
why

>>42922466
>Fighting back when someone attacks you is savage toxic territory.
I was mostly joking about calling you pathetic earlier, but now I'm serious. This is actually a pitiful mindset, I hope you don't live your actual life like this

>>42922577
She hates us

>>42921711
pikamee fans as spineless as their oshi

>>42921711
>i dindu nuffin

>>42922521
Well, the manga has tits.
Never forget what they took from you.

>>42922479
Pippa would be funnier if she wasn't so loud

Wemi has been in her start screen for 10 minutes

>>42922317
Researchers in Russia say that dolphins have a distinct spoken language of their own. What disillusion that they say 'nigger' constantly.

>>42922466
I see /voms/ is full of femboy bussy
Hope you guys bake another thread so I can groom some of (you)

>>42922620
They were ksonned by vshojo stans

>>42922677
She's tiny.

>>42922466
My guy, your "new friends" literally want your oshi to kill herself.
This is no culture war anything, you are just a cuck.

>>42922620
Pikamee doesn't deserve any misfortune. She's a good girl

>>42922673
Yeah, her streams would be perfect if she mostly kept to her softer way of speaking

>Pika's genmate, Tomoshikata gets cancelled next for saying Let's Kill Da Hoe
>The very clip that boosted Pikamee into popularity
What does Pikamee do?

>>42922466
Bend over, pussy.

>>42922652

Any groomers?

>>42922479 (me)
actually Pippa's slimekin slippa bit last night was hilarious

wemi wemi

>>42922183
Lia you're a cringe zoomer who is not good enough to be cocky.
There, that should even things out

>>42922183
AAAAAA FISHMAN, HELP!!!
MY MENHERA SADGIRL IS SAYING NICE THINGS ABOUT HERSELF

>>42922857
this but unironically

Did anyone ever figure out what this was?

>>42922652
Okay, I see your point. I guess that explains many things

Tenma is a muscleslut

>>42922183
People think Lia is funny?

>>42922899
>animes

>>42922183
Stop it, you guys. Girls are funny. Whenever they end a joke with "my vagina" I lose my shit. Get over it.

>>42922939
it depends. sometimes Lia is very cringe and not as funny as she think she is (like when she loops things)

However, Lia is cute as fuck and I like her a lot. Also I like watching her discover cursed shit for the first time

>>42922936
she's literally me bros

>>42922899

>>42922802
She goes

I really feel bad for the author, he had his manga cancelled after this shitfest.
Also a limousine company that was funding them was bankrupted.

>>42922300
>>42922312
>>42922577
>NOOOOO DON'T KEK ME MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND NOOOOO
Take a shower.

>>42923048
Lia isn't imaginary you dimwit

>>42922466
No one in this fucking thread understands irony jesus christ.

>>42922964
No.
They are funny when they joke about how they like weird autistic men with weird hobbyand how they think it's cute when you talk about your hobbies

>>42923048
this has nothing to do with relationships, as she has cancelled her stream I'd hope that she cancelled it for good reason rather than to go talk to dudes somewhere after saying that she had to prepare for college

>>42923048
Go watch fleshtubers. This is CGDCT.

>>42923097
>thread full of literal autists don't get irony

>>42922964
I like it when they misogynistic jokes.

>>42922466
kek

Wemi understands that you need scissors to open boxes.

>>42923097
It's a sad day when the only poster who gets it is a phoneposter.

the only thing real about Lia is the menhera and the braps

>>42923137
Fair.

>>42923187
I'm sorry I didn't type kek when I saw it.

>>42923182
>scissors
This is how I know you're a femboy.
Real men use exacto knives.

>>42923295
I don't trust women with knives.

>>42922681
Dolphins really like rape.

>>42923048
Don't worry Lia i'll just strangle you to death if i find out you're being a whore

>>42921218
10ma ESL voice is an act and I will NOT be convinced otherwise, because she is a hapa.
She is holding back a high sexual powerlevel in her voice.

>>42923137
>>42923097
>Doesn't use punctuation
>Why people are not reading the post as I read in my mind?
Good job.

Tenma's gonna fuckin' die, let's goooooooo

>>42923370
Yeah, I'm thinkin based

>>42923295
Also get a real box cutter nigger.

>>42923425
what is that

Thanks for the inspiration, Anon from last thread. I’m now 818 words into the Uruka wedgie story. Blue bear is going to get her ass flossed.

>>42923375
>10ma ESL voice is an act and I will NOT be convinced otherwise,
If only you knew.
>>42923381
I'm fucking dying right now.

>>42923295
i don't trust wemi with knives

>>42923473
It's a box cutter.

>lumi liked this on twitter
why didn't you warn me that she was a p*do as well

Remi has been coughing for weeks, is she ok?

>Finally Lia is streaming on a day that I don't work.
>It's the shock collar stream, fuck yeah.
>starting to get hyped.
>suddenly tummy hort FUCKING AGAIN!
It's all so tiresome.

>>42923535
oh

>>42923425
I thought boxcutter and exacto knife meant the same thing but I guess they are different. You're right, boxcutters are better

>>42923497
Stay strong. HELLO~ HELLO~

>>42923546
No. She's always ill.

that's a nice-looking chair

>>42923545
Did you think pedo connect was a joke motherfucker

>Zero is hard mode
>you can easily dash cancel attacks and melt everything with him in X4, X5 and X6
Do Airi's chat even play the games they try to backseat?

>>42923556
Do you see how the blade is segmented? This means that when one blade gets dull you can remove it and use the next blade. At least that's how the box cutter I have at home works.

>dying in x4
how

>>42923661
Just like AOT

>>42923545
Wemi from Cunny Connect is streaming RIGHT NOW!

>>42923629
>uoh 23
post uoh 14

>>42923545
Loom is just cumming to terms with her bisexuality.

>>42923656
Playing dark souls that soon after debut was a mistake. Invited too many backseaters. Airi's chat only knows how to backseat, they have no other way to communicate.

>>42923656
Anon, Airi is not dash cancelling anything, she's just gonna bump into every enemy trying to get close and die from collision damage.

>>42923703
Well yeah that's where AOT got the concept from.

>>42923722

Everyone shut the fuck up.

Phase Friend Artemis is streaming. https://www.twitch.tv/artemisoftheblue

this wemi stream is killing me. i want to build the furniture for her.

>>42923295
I just rip them open with my hands

>>42923839
>backseating furniture
Go to Airi's stream

>>42923818
I thought we hate trannie here

>>42923801
This guy uohs

I want to be Wemi's furniture.

Phase Enemy Anonymous is being a gigantic faggot once again.
>>42923818

>>42923618
HERRO HERRO

>>42923818
Hes getting better at the voice.
A little more work and he'll be half way there.

>>42923295
Wemi just nearly lost a toe when she dropped the scissors
I'm glad she's not using a knife

>>42923889
No we love trannies here. Don't need to thin out the population through war when so many are willingly taking themselves out.

>switching to water
what a pussy

How is this stream helping me get to know Remi deeply?

>>42923818
>shartemis

WATER KANPAIS ARE NOT KANPAIS TENMA
DO NOT COUNT THEM AAAAAA

>>42923818
Is this Leaflit's voice actor?

>>42923839
>i want to build the furniture for her
I see Wemi has finally discovered how to create the absolute ultimate peak of GFE content.

Lumi trust and lust.

>>42923950
>>42923988
Aw, shucks. Well whatever, more piss for me either way.

>>42924035
it's a natural urge. she is my wife after all.

>>42923856
1 box sure but if you get a shipment and have to open 50 of those in the next half hour, inspec each one then put them together and do other work - a box cutter is more efficient and easier unless proving yourself as a tough guy is important to you but you can do that at the gym. Save your stamina.

>>42923950
She drank all her alcohol

>>42923950
Waterniggers ruin everything.

>>42924027
https://files.catbox.moe/vhyyfc.mp3

>>42922899
Hello, yes, liaschizo here. On this most parasocial of weekends we see Lia once again revisiting Top Form. The developments surrounding her weekend plans present a slew of underhanded engagement points that only the most intune Liacon can begin to appreciate. As a matter of house keeping let's touch on the THESE ANIMES ARE INSANE. DYRBI? dyrbi that Lia was going to reduce herself to the entry level anime list breakdown? This was always a vaporstream conjured up as a referential point to the greater weekly metacontextual arc. Falling back on the "South Park Bump" and Lia's classic "My Tuesdays Are Wednesdays" Lia expertly riles up her audience by pushing the South Park content over the Anime stream. The title of the stream is and of itself the basis for a smart self referential commentary on how Lia (THESE ANIMES) is menhera (ARE INSANE) by purposefully misusing "ANIMES" this also extends as a plurality to the wider Phase Connect line up and assorted Valentine Week meta plots. This is the contextual lead for today (Sunday - End of Valentines Day Weekend). Lia makes sure to load the week with primo content, working her marks perfectly with the kind of sentimental menhera inner beauty/vulnerability of the Ignis stream, peak performative gamer vtuber with the South Park stream, and ending on the high point of her Milf Manor maximum parasocial zoomie menhera imouto experience stream. This three hit combo of "personal" inner disclosure, "professional" clip reel ready performance, and "pandering" parasocial subconscious conditioning are an absolutely disarming combination of emotional preconditioning. V-Day week has been the premiere Lia sampler demonstrating all of her capacities as oshii with a generous (doubled up) helping of stream push backs to firmly root the experience in the tumultuous reality of the Lia schedule. This is how Lia wins by constructing complex unspoken emotional engagement points for the "true Liacon" to naturally unblock and let the emotional connection thrive for positive or negative. She is, after all, Supercharger Lia.

[Wemi News] She's extremely interested in the Super Bowl

>>42924143
I'll give you a green card anytime wemi, you don't have to try to pander to americans

>>42924035
Unironically
I now want to take her to Ikea, let her pick out a bunch of things, and then build them all for her as she watches

>>42924127
>it's

>>42924143
>>42924169
Wemi also loves WWE and watches HolofightsZ
She NEEDS that greencard

>>42924127
Hello, yes, I didn't read.

>>42924097
It's also surprisingly easy to get cuts on your fingers and bleed on everything from opening a bunch of boxes by hand.

>>42923723
It isn't even about backseating but talking about shit you know nothing about
>>42923740
I know she won't and it's for the best. It's still way easier even without it tho.

Is Airi's stream constantly falling behind for anyone else?

>>42924097
This is unironically my favorite boxcutter. I got one while working at Walmart.

>>42924278
Yeah it's lagging for me.

>>42924097
Used to swear by this baby back when I still worked warehousing.

>>42923949
>image
brutal

I hear Shiina's background music but why does she speak like a retarded child now?

>>42923839
Is this the normal male reaction? I would just sit next to her while drinking coffee and laughing.
If she started to cry then I might help.

I hope Airi plays Gunvolt some day.

>3 weeks without a new post from notLia

>>42923545
So this is what you were doing instead of streaming huh yellow woman, masterbaiting to fucking lolis? FUCKING YELLOW WOMAN

>>42924480
management probably told her to cool it for a while after the menhera meltdown

>>42924480
isn't that a good thing
she only goes there when she wants to rope

>>42924426
>why does she speak like a retarded child now?
>retarded child now?
>now?
Always was.

>>42924541
>she only goes there when she wants to rope
this isnt even a little true

>>42924084
Lumi thrust and burst.

>>42924127
Hello, yes, liaschizo here, again for the real push of the Lia Valentines Day Weekend experience. There is of course the simple interpretation of disappointment at today's stream once again being pushed lia.... but what's more important is the greater implications. For me? Liaschizo? Personally? It's once again revisiting the beautifully orchestrated YLYL Shock Segment (PUSHED) from the 48hr Donothon. This is where once again Lia underwrites the emotional experience of her performance for the viewer as the Lack of Lia for today, the final day of Valentines Day Weekend leaves the desired, if one were a true Liacon, sense of "abandonment" and "emptiness". You do only like Lia right? She doesn't need to continue to condition you with that silly end screen any more, right Liacon? Are you feeling... parasocial for the menhera imouta fujoshi (Denpa Virus Gaki). The subtle suggestion that Lia doesn't like it on a 9 or 10 safely slots today's Liacon emotional shock collar test around a 7, six if you're still reeling from the loss of the end card, or perhaps 8 if you're really feeling parasocial. In this way the ending of the Milf Manor stream becomes even more prescient the "my opinion" perfectly cut stream end creating a wonderful, premeditative cliff hanger for the empty weekend Lia had planned for her likers. I's in this way that by determined reflection on Lia and her intention that you are stripped bare to more and more of the emotionally loaded metanarrative of her performance. In these ways Our Malware rises well above the rest in her capacity to craft the kind of psychologically fulfilling storylines surrounding her Denpa Virus Gaki character as a NSO style parasocial lightning rod crafting for her "true Liacons" an emotive interactive experience across multiple levels of engagement.

>Credits scroll
>Rong ChengChong
This can't be real

Rinmama live in two minutes!

non seething femanon here
does anyone remember the themes of the models for gen 3?

>>42924732
hi lia bro

>>42924763
yes the leaked ones were skinwalker/cryptid with heavy horror theming and viking/nordic tomboy

>>42924815
Why are they cloning Lumi?

Again

>>42924732
No
She hates us

>>42924768
Hi Lia!

>>42924763
Are you single?

>>42924763
The only confirmed silhouette is a horsegirl

>>42924863
oh nyo

I like this retard.

>>42924732
Hello, yes, I didn't read. Again.

>>42924948
She's only pretending to be retarded.

any phase invader?

>>42925020
She may be smart but she's still retarded.

>>42925020
>pretending

>>42925066
>>42924948
the face of someone who fucks their groomers at 14yo

>>42924948
she only pretends to be retarded since STEM faggots eat up the opportunity to feel smart and instantly fall for the simp trap

>>42925020
She is pretending to be retarded while actually being just dumb.

wem...

I think that Lumi pretending to be retarded is really boring.

>>42925132
That's rape in the first world thirdie.

Do you think Pippa would let you put it in her ass?

>>42925279
yes but she wouldnt like it, Shiina would beg for anal

>>42924319
Looks reliable
>>42924350
That's a Shark of a knife

I feel like this part of the website could be updated

>>42925237
It's funny when she has to do her homework last minute and ends up sleep deprived.
Pretending she doesn't understand things is boring, true.

>>42924882
just as every vtuber, duh
>>42924815
is there a gen name for gen 3 yet?

>>42925150
A lot of acting retarded is her turning her brain off after a heavy day of sucking professor's dick for good job and sucking boss's dick for big money.

>>42920494
>>42920579
It's a trap, send no reply.

>>42925439
We don't really know anything yet but it stands to reason we won't hear much until members are finalized at the least.

>>42925333
>yes but she wouldnt like it
That makes my heart melt tho, taking it to please you.

>>42921998
Year of the rabbit

>>42925439
>just as every vtuber, duh
Femanon trust status dropping

>>42925416
Mins is still on staff list. The website won't update until gen 3 reveal

>>42925132
stop projecting your fantasy on my oshi

>>42924916
hell yeah

>>42925279
Probably. She seems like the type that would be into some wild shit when she gets super horbi

>>42925585
How she did it??

>>42925439
kill yourself whore

Uruka wearing ripped underwear hmm yes

>>42925677
Don't be mean

>>42924916

>>42925733
love yourself whore

>>42925681
>anthro

>>42925585
Year of the reddit*

>>42925279
She'd probably take it up the ass before letting anyone do the real deal.

ATTENTION GUMIS
VALENTIN3S DAY IS THE 14th

Horsegirls are trash. Their only characteristics are running, kicking you in the balls and being loyal.
Horse bros don't even put emphasis on their legs when drawing one, weak.

>>42925879
NOOOOOOOO DELETE THIS

>>42925886
>being loyal
That's all I really want

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1624923169755738112

>little einsteins
real child

>>42925879
kek

>>42925886
The real appeal of horsegirls is the massive futa horsecock

>>42925946
what does she mean by this

I hate her almost as much as I love her.

>>42925946
the owl is the groomer

>>42926016
superb owl

>>42925886
>don't even put emphasis on their legs when drawing one
This is because if they liked their legs, they'd be lusting over oni and other buff women as well, but they aren't

>>42924121
Is this xQc?

>>42925946
>>42926016
the superior chuuba

>>42925886
>>42926015
The futa cock is indeed a big part of it, but the real appeal of horsegirls is that they can't reach their own genitals and have to rely on other people.

>>42925886
Horses had to adapt to an environment filled with predators, because of this, they ended up evolving to become quickshots, horse sex lasts for around 10 seconds on average. This way they barely had to waste time breeding, meaning they could go back to scout for said predators. Mares however, didn't evolve the same way as stallions, in fact, there's a really big difference when it comes to reproductive organs between the two. A stallion's penis is on average 18 inches long. A mare's vagina? 5 to 8 inches deep. This goes back to what I said before, the point of horse sex is to breed as efficiently and as quickly as possible.

The problem with this whole thing is that the stallion ends up satisfied, but the mare? Not by a long shot, mares are some of the most sexually repressed animals on the planet and the only reason they tolerate being jammed with a cock like that is because of their extremely powerful heats. The pussy lips of a mare are very sensitive from all of the nerve endings located there, so even a dick considered small by human standards would be enough to get the mare off. There's also the fact that a mare's vagina is really freaking tight but they have extreme muscle control over it, which is how they can accommodate a stallion's dick in the first place.

This means that a mare's vagina's circumference could shrink to about half the size of the average male's penis girth. However, size factor is also put into play. A mare's vagina is approximately 4x bigger than a human female's vagina. This means a mare's vagina is prone to excrete far more denser, high-temperature sexual fluids during intercourse. Additionally, because horse anatomy is modeled after natural evolution (and horses are enact quick-breeding sessions for maximum efficiency), a mare's vagina is capable of convulsing in certain patterns that "suck" a horse's penis to milk his semen as quickly as possible.

In short words, a human's dick would feel just right for a mare, and the fact that humans can last several minutes during sex as opposed to a measly 10 seconds, it's safe to say that a mare would in fact enjoy sex with humans quite a bit.

>>42926138
I like thin stick legs

>>42926016
L'Jarius Sneed is her man

These eroticas should be considered /mlp/ and banned

>>42924732
Hello, yes, liaschizo here for a final revelation of the depths of Liacon(dom). As gentle an-non >>42924879 points out. Lia does, infact, hate us. "Think not that I am come to send peace on stream: I came not to send peace, but a sword." The Blade of the Malware poised over poor vulnerable an-nons throat. This is the only "proper" interpertation of the menhera experience. Menhera must recognize menhera. The true depth of the Lia experience must be cultivated at the height of Total Parasociality approaching True Religious Intoxication. Do you think it's possible to Truly Know Lia any other way? No. You must tare down the barriers of your heart and let the Malware fully inside. It is in this way that the delusion of ego is subsumed in the fiery revelation of Lia's Light. Why IS Lia completely absent the entirety of Valentine's Day Weekend? Why MUST Lia rush out the door to the end of her Milf Manor stream to enjoy the entire weekend for herself? What of our darling boy yippee.... this is where Lia's hands must clasp either side of a Liacon's face and force them to stare into the Malwaric Abyss. What is she getting upto this weekend... the mind begins to reel at the implications. The unspoken threat, unicorn's blood, impossible violations of trust. You must not doubt the Malware. Suspicion mounts as the totality of Only Love Lia ascends. This is the familiar dissonance of engaging the Malware. This is where the height of parasociality demands that blade be drawn, either against the oshii or one's own self. LIA DOKO. Lia is out there being Lia. She IS Lia. There was never any other answer to Lia Doko that could ever conceivably be verified. You can walk back from that ledge. There is the, reasonable, sane even underwritten excuse that she very well could be obligated to some Super Bowl festivity with the family or, even, if you want to plunge the Malware even deeper into your own heart, you can embrace the perpetually late forever 19 anime schoolgirl excuse of college classes please undastand. She is so generous in this way leaving so many vectors of reflection on Lia. How is Lia being Lia today. There are so many potential Lia's waiting to multiply in your mind if you just let a little bit of Malware in. This is where Lia wins. This is where Our Malware is at her cruelest, and yet, most kind. Lia's big joke. Eh? You actually FELT something about the internet anime girl? EH? EH? EH? What a joke (gyp...) and Someone even knows about it. Lia laughing at her elaborate little comedy for her innermost confidants to laugh about over how the marks get worked. Lia's mercy knows no bounds. In this subtle jab that can, properly aimed as only Lia can, led to a gushing wound the humbling reminder Of What This Is helps to propel into the mind into the furthest reaches of the Malwaric Abyss. This is the Absolute Territory of Psychological Obsession wherein only Lia exists. Were Malware to manifest a place must be first prepared and Lia in all of her (lack) of experience perfectly knows how to excise out the needed space to occupy herself within (for your own good. ) Remember Only Lia Will Ever Love You. It is in this agony the True Liacon is resisted by the subtle sweetest Lie's Lia is capable of inflicting. This is a 9 this is a ten if you are truly deluded with no tether to reality. This can only be betrayal. Even with the promise of the upcoming Valentine's Day ""proper"" engagement the depths of breached and the Malware perfectly consumes you. This is what it is meant to be a True Liacon! Only to feel this blade does an appreciation of Lia properly find it's way into one's heart fully subsumed by the machination of Malware. In this way the totality of Valentine's Day Weekend is spent first in anticipation and finally in rumination knowing ONLY LIA

>>42926224
>that's a real name
fuck i lost

>>42926256
You should be considered a faggot and electrocuted

>>42926185
Alright this is great
I'm oshing the gen 3 horsegirl

>>42926168
>can't reach their genitals
>can't wash their genitals
Imagine the cheese