/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>42915610
her rm? god no
the model? fuck yeah

>>42915610
No

how do you have sex with someone ironically?

>>42915610
I probably wouldn't be able to get hard to her and I'm not meme'ing. Even if I'd manage, I'd probably lose my erection within seconds.

>>42915610
Yes just so I can tell deadbeats I fucked their dad.

>>42915610
Her model? Hell yes.
Her rm? HELL YES.

>>42915656
you don't have sex with people just as a joke anon? you're out of the loop -.-

>"would you take a shit for a million dollars?"

Yes

yes

>>42915610
I want nothing to do with her but I would just to add another man to the list that isn't deadbeats

>>42915610
No, I would only ironically have sex with her and ironically impregnate her and ironically take responsibility.

>>42915610
Yes, she's hot and really thicc

>>42915610
Vtuber model? maybe.
Real Mori? only if i'm paid 5 digits at least

Hell yes I would.

>>42915610
Fuck yeah, have you seen the latest outfit? PURE SEX

>>42915610
No, only ironically.

>>42915631
fpbp

>>42915610
Italian women like to throw shit when they're mad, so not really

>>42915610
1000000% yes

Yeah.

>>42915610
No, only ironically.

>>42915610
Yes, both ironically and unironically.

she's so cute and feminine, I want to cuddle with her and smell her armpits

>>42915610
Paizuri at least

With the model, yes

>>42918826
Based armpits enjoyer

>>42915610
yes. i'd get her pregnant so she had to quit streaming, you can thank me later. when the child is born, i'd off never to be found again, leaving only a note that said "sorry for being such a....deadbeat"

>>42918200
You could role play as Super Mario though. Mori shows you her pizza pie and suddenly you're like spaghetti.
>Lets a go!
You say as you start working on her warp pipe. After you thrust a few times you can start making 1up noises.
Then when you're ready to put frosting on the cake you can grab a star man powerup and start screaming the theme song until you finish.
Then you can grab her by the hips and start spinning her around, letting go at just the right time, saying
>so long gay bowser

>>42916266
I wished she looked like this.

>>42915610
She's white, good enough

>>42915610
If she keeps losing weight HELL YEAH, she's hot as fuck when she's not overweight

>>42915631
/thread

>>42915610
Mori stop egoposting

>>42915631
Yup. Even with the model she would need a ball gag.

>>42915631
FPBP

>>42915631
fpbp

>>42915610
No

>>42915610
Yes. Her RM too.

>>42915610
Yes. You're a faggot if you say no.

>>42915610
only her roommate

>>42915610
yes

>>42918297
You tell em', Pierce

>>42915631
Why did the thread continue after this post?

Yes. Someone has to take one for the team and attempt to correct her on how to be a better person. If that means I have blow gallons inside that dried and crusty pussy to wetten it back up and have her act like a responsible and respectable person, then that will be the cross I bear in life. I'll sacrifice myself to attempt to fix certain issues with EN. Even when she starts rapping to the beat of her fat flaps slapping together

>>42915610
I remember anons telling me that Mori is one of the most feminine chuubas out there. I can't recall why though. Something about her bag or growing up in full female household.

>>42915610
I would fuck ANY vtuber unironically. And I mean ANY

>>42915610
obviously just to say you did it and watch all the deadcucks kill themselves, you have to film it though

>>42915610
How would having sex ironically even work

>>42915631
close the thread, the only right answer here

>Mori will never call my boner "big ups"
Why even live

>>42915610
Yes
>>42918297
Based

>>42915631
>2020 RM
God yes please
>2023 RM
I don't think there's a bed big enough

>>42915610
Of course.

>>42915610
I want her to end me. Choke me. Fucking destroy me.
I want that ugly fat guy x loli eromanga scene but Mori's the ugly fat guy and me the loli getting pounced mercilessly.

>>42915610
I'd fuck the shit out of Mori's pussy throat and ass. I'd make sure to get in a thighjob where I suck her tits as a warm up along with a buttjob too. I'd fuck her in her nightgown, use her twintails as handlebars and turn them into her bedhead by the time I'm done

>>42915610
In a heartbeat, rm and model

>>42950912
fucking jejjed at this post

>>42915610
Sure, but I'd almost rather use my meager guitar skills to make a collab cover of Run DMC's It's Tricky

>>42915610
God yes.

>>42915610
cut back on the alcohol first mori

>>42915610
Would slam the shit out of both forms
Her new outfit and hair revived my pink woman lust

>>42951263
It is indeed hot.

>>42915610
Yes, fucking any vtuber would be easy as the simple though of all their fans that would kill to be in my position would make my diamonds. I would of course come post about it here, going into so much detail about how I used her body that while most would just assume I was shit posting, one or two would have the thought that I’m being truthful creep in, allowing me to live rent free in their head.

>>42915610
Ad long as there aren't strings attached after yeah sure I guess

fuckin slampig

sauce?

>>42915610
Yes.

>>42915631
>>42950079
Model? Yes.
2020 RM? Yes.
2023 RM? FUCKING HELL YES.

I spend a lot of time on /v/ some I'm thirsty as hell from being salty all the time.

>>42915610
Please don't shitpost with my oshi

Would Mori be cool if I fucked her lifeless body after she got blackout drunk, or we should consider it rape?

>>42955100
>2023 RM? FUCKING HELL YES.
Highest "T" Deadbeat possibly in the world

Mori is in a weird place for me in that regard. I wouldn't actively try to fuck her or anything. She's a bro in my eyes. The kind you chill, drink, and play games with with nonsexual intent. If she asked me if I wanted to fuck, though, I'd be down and would have an absolute blast.

>>42952989
Source?

>>42915610
I'll fuck anything Anon, watch me.

>>42915610
no she looks like she got her pussy wreck by niggas in that party aslo she fat like a pig

>>42962167
Holy esl

>>42915610
That would be impossible mori only engages in ironic sex, it's still sex but ya know Ironic

>>42950079
>I don't think there's a bed big enough
damn son how old are you?

>>42955100

>>42962167
>Mori the wigger with a heartburn for j-rapers
>going anywhere near blacks
lmao

Kiara is the queen of spades from Myth, anon

>>42915610
Do I want to be mating pressed into and be completely buried under her wide soft form? How is that even a question?

>sex with Mori thread
>not posting sex with Mori
https://litter.catbox.moe/7hun2x.mp4

>>42962820
seeeeex

>>42915610
Yeah she's a step up from the girls I can usually pull. I've been fucking fat chicks for a long time and in the grand scheme of things she ain't that fat

>>42952989
Source?

>>42915610
Not my proudest bang but sure. I've done worse proudly and happily, even though I've done much better as well.

cunt is cunt.

>>42962820
The animation of this is so fucking shit, but the voice makes it work for infinite cum shots.

>>42960937
>>42963724
Hitman & Succubus

I used to have this irrational hatred of Mori, then one day I sat down and beat my dick raw for a good few hours to nothing but Mori art. Ever since I've gotten over that.

>Yes

Since Im gonna die virgin at this point, better use any chance left for me

>>42915610
No, I'd just shoot her in the head.

>>42951612
the owner of these milk bags?

>>42915610
only if youre watching and crying

>>42967185
Through dick, Unity.

>>42950079
If that RM image was 2020 I'm done with alcohol.

>>42973300
If your thinking of *that* image. It was 2021. She's lost some weight since then.
last number I heard was only 10 lbs, but still.