/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

If I was going to be a Vtuber, I sure as fuck wouldn't apply to be a corpo one.

>>42910417
Wait for me bros, i'll join and fuck Mommy Faufau

>>42910417
I have no charisma and don't know much about streaming or hololive.

Lack of interest

Considering all these recent yabs. I am not sure if I am mentally strong to do so.

I don't think I would fit in with Tempus

>>42910417
I didn't do my streaming reps in time...

>>42910471
Sounds like you'd fit right in.

>>42910518
>Yabs
This is Hololive anon, you are thinking of the other one.

>>42910417
I'm not a homosexual

Time to apply for holostars so I can try and date the JP hags.

>>42910417
I have absolutely no interest in Hololive.
Simple as.

>>42910417
I don't want to collab with other dudes.

>>42910634
best jp hag?
I want to hold hands with Lui

>>42910417
Men shouldn't be vtubers. There's no market for it, and you'd be better off as a facecam streamer or youtuber. Don't bother auditioning if you're a man.

*sends audtion video*

>>42910417
I'm doing the audiction because if Mori can sing that bad and make tons of money I can definitely do better

>>42910758
>The Tempus antis were people getting rid of competition for the auditions
I kneel.

>>42910752
I want to give Mio another litter of pups and take responsibility.

>>42910417
i hate holostas and therefore i'm not going to audition for a group i actively dislike

>>42910758
smart thinking

>>42910417
No streaming experience or online presence, but at least I'd do a better job than that faggot from ILUNA

>>42910417
I don't want to betray my gachikoi brethren by collabing with the girls, so I'll pass thanks

>>42910575
that anon is the yab

>>42910417
I don't like this image.

I think I've applied to Holostars six times now.
It's hard to resist the urge to just send in shitpost applications sometimes.

>>42911393
Go for it anon, don't give up. And if you do get in, say something to make us know

because I like watching vtubers

I don't want to be forced to collab with other males

>>42910752
A bit cliché but Marine is the prime hag. Good sense of humor, understands old internet culture, perverted but not in a creepy way. She would age with dignity.

>>42910417
ESL and no experience or skill whatsoever.

>>42910417
I will one day. When I do I'll shout you retards out.
Got long covid and lost my voice but have done voice reps every day for some 2 years now and the progress is real.
I will fuck everyone's oshi, and ill do it for us bros (jp only)(and wawa)

>>42910417
I'm an ESL and have no streaming experience. Other than that I'm into music, vidya and 3D so sure as hell I'd bring more to the table than the current Tempiss faggots. Then again I'd hate to have to interact with those turbofaggots and the models are absolute fucking dogshit.

>>42911558
>hag
she's 17 years old you retard clipwatcher

>>42910417
I won't be able to stop myself from sniffing Kiara's cunt the first opportunity I get

>>42911761
Forever 17.

>>42911761
So she's being 17 years old for twenty years, your delusional fucker

This thread is perfect proof why HolostarsEN are a fucking mistake. Literally the only people who want to join are groomers who want to bang their oshi. Who else would be interested into becoming part of an industry dominated by women with the few notable exception being turbofaggots?

>open auditions began december 2021
>constantly remind males to audition
>two male gens debut
>next female gen doko
>only remind that it's also open for females february 2022

How many recruiters are delegated to watch all the female auditions that have been submitted in the past year, plus all the ones that are going to flood in now? There must be hundreds, if not thousands, to get through at this point if they haven't even started yet.

>>42912019
>february 2022
shit lol i meant february 2023

>>42911455
I think I can make it fun, and I lived in Japan as a kid and have always wanted to go back.
>Mr. Anon Y. Mouse we need you to fly out to Japan for work on a project.
Oh noes.
I've been here since 2004 so surely I'll think of something.

>>42910417
The only way i could be there would be as an Holostar and i'm not touching that shit even with 20 feet pole.
Imaging having to deal with the homos as "senpais", getting that awful fujo design, only aspiring to be a 3-views, having to do yaoi-bait, start a music career and being controlled by your twittertard audience.

>>42911927

>>42911761
>>42911927
Honestly I don't care how old is she. I would fuck her anyway

>>42912410

>>42910417
my twitch contract

Honest to god answer?
After seeing the autistic sperg-outs on this board when someone breathes differently on stream, I don't want to subject myself to the absolute dog shit rrats that spread from this hellhole.

>>42911927

>>42912536
Dude, you simply take a popcornm and watch the chaos! As if any rrats or whatever /vt/, reddit or twiter say matter

Well I don't currently stream, while I do imagine I'd be plenty entertaining going off what people say, it's a fairly saturated market, and they're inundated with applications from people who have a better portfolio, I'd wager.

>>42912536
Go back

>>42910417
I am a straight man who doesn't support trans rights so Hololive wouldn't take me

>>42910417
an actual growing bussiness owned by myself.

>>42910417
>What's stopping you?
(You)

>>42910417
I'd rather be free to do my own thing. Corpos are already troon infested.

The one thing stopping me is my fear of my current Discord and Twitter accounts getting found by doxxers, revealing my racist comments and loli, causing me to lose my IRL job.

>>42910417
My voice is too nasally and whiny for a "chill" stream vibe, and I'm not consistently high energy enough for the alternative.

>>42910417
I’m not even close to being at that level.
And Hololive is a perms nightmare, I’d rather go for some of the smaller corpos.
My goal is to eventually earn “some” profit off this hobby, I don’t care what that amount is.

Nothing. Sent in my 4th application this week for hololive.

>>42912622
Its not a simple matter of going back (because I'd find myself here yet again), but I simply don't like false rumors. Especially when you're actively held back on trying to correct people.
So I'd rather avoid the stress of becoming corporate.

Let me say one thing: I applied for both Niji and Holo some time ago, a bit after the first Holostars wave; never heard back, which makes sense, but at least I can attest that my audition video for Hololive had been watched, while the one for Nijisanji is still sitting at 0 views to this day.

>>42912809
Just don't have those accounts? Vesper doesn't have any.

>>42912914
Nijisanji has some size requirement. We don't know the exact number but it's overwhelmingly obvious that they filter for numbers. Which is a retarded strategy because it means they can only realistically pick up failed dead sub channels and people with a very high chance of yab.
Hololive if it has any such restriction is much other on the minimum bar. Some current talents in it probably wouldn't have been allowed to audition for Niji

>>42910417
ESL
>corpo
Lack of interest in idol culture
Only into vtubers for trash content and /vt/ shitposting

I want to pursue a master's in computer science, not babysit a bunch of manchildren/womanchildren all day

Barely any streaming experience and I like my current job. I can talk for hours about nothing though.

>What's stopping you?
I'm a man and not gay.

>>42913258
Vesper, Axel, and Stars JP are doing fine. I named the not gay ones.

>>42910758
as a male vtuber, i can confirm these are solid facts. Only one of my friends is growing his channel and it is slow going, and he really is puttin in the husltle, I dont' want to work that hard lol. I just blaze and hang out with friends and play music. Hololive is not for me.

>>42910417
I would probably make for an acceptable corpo chuuba. I speak eloquently. I have a deep, soothing voice. I'm good in front of an audience. I can sing decently. I suck at video games. I can probably rein myself in just enough to not get banned from various social media platforms. I'm not so cripplingly autistic that I can't connect with people.
I don't like male vtubers though and I don't want to become one.

>>42910417
>>42910417
Nothing, and when I get in I'm going to grab some expensive chanpagne and watch all the schizos on this board seethe with a gigantic smile on my face.

>>42910417
My voice combined with my hick accent are ear cancer. I would have to go full retard on kayfabe to even be remotely charming, but I'm too low-energy to keep that up on stream.

>>42910417
I want to enjoy my oshi as a fan

>>42910417
I'm male, don't want to be part of Tempus and I don't want to work for a Japanese company that refuses to accommodate for time zones when they schedule meetings. Fuck that shit.
Also
>implying I'd even pass the audition

I'm not a girl, Indonesian, or homosexual.

>>42910417
*Proceeds to audictioning to hololive to make a harem of hologirls*

>>42910417
My voice sucks

>>42910417
I don't want to fly over to Japan to practice singing and dancing if I do somehow get accepted

>>42910417
I have a cock and I'm self aware enough to realize male vtubers are fucking retarded and cringe

>>42910417
-I'm not a woman
-Men Vtuber are loathed EVERYWHERE
-I've been studying for almost 6 years in a scientific field that's going to yield a good amount of money forever (or until computer get's stopped by some miracle, but if that's happen, then I know the math to get another job anyway)
- I'm not entertaining
- I know I got an annoying voice
- TTRPG, and DIY are not hobbies you can share massively to a mainstream audience.

They want proof of content creation.
I have never made any content and dont think the kind of stream i'd make is gonna be in demand.

>>42913258
Why would you lie on the internet?

>>42914838
>- I'm not entertaining
>- I know I got an annoying voice
Congrats, anon. You'll fit right in with the rest of HomoStars EN

>>42914924
You left out "supporting the cause" to pozz hololive.

>>42910417
Im going to be the best male vtuber ever and unity all brands

I already sent my audition in 2 weeks ago.

>>42915012
Has it been viewed yet?

>>42910417
ESL and have 1 hour streaming experience, that's all it's stopping me. I'm actually good at videogames, I can entertain. Also I don't think it's gonna last

>>42910417
I got a real job.

I'd force yagoo to hit dabs until he passes out and then get fired. letsgo!

Experience and confidence

I feel like I could make a decent shota but I have a terrible set up, unfit for streaming

>>42910417
the only advantage a corp gives you is the instant numbers. But god damn if you can't hold them whats the point.

>ESL
>MALE
>can't sing
>can't play
is it over for me bros?

>>42916310
no, just like us, you are part on the entity called 4chan which is far more relevant than any vtuber

>>42910417
I'm shy and can't talk much past five or maybe ten minutes.

>>42916310
if you can't sing la coucaracha it's already over

>>42916310
You can still do something useful. You're not expected to be entertaining in the first place.
So don't despair, just consume product and get excited for the next product.

>>42914924
Yeah, that's EXACTLY why I don't watch those guys
It feels like they have no self awareness...

>>42910417
I'm male, have no charisma, no skills and only ever play a small number of games because I'm poor and watch yt vids on the rest. I've watched just about every popular streamer and just about every game I felt a flicker of interest in too already
also both insulting slurs and a speech impediment flow like water at even the slightest issue

>>42910417
I'm an autistic software developer and the only creative thing I've done in the last five years is make schizo posts on 4chan.

I don't know. I have friends who made it, and they tell me to go for it. I guess I'm scared, and by being scared I feel like I shouldn't bother applying because a good applicant wouldn't be scared.

>>42910417
I already got a good salary

I'm fat, boring, and have a shitty voice.

>>42910417
I don't even want to watch what I do.

I'm not special

>42915812
yep

>>42910417
Having roommates makes me too nervous to stream or record covers like I want to.

my parents yelling in the background

I'm married

>>42910417
I'm not funny or a girl, and I would get cancelled within the first 6 months.

>>42921598
No joke, if I tried to hide everything about me that could get me canceled there would be nothing left. At some point I would start talking about bow much I like oniichan wa oshimai and it would be over.

>>42910417
Nobody wants another male vtuber, not even me.

>>42910417
Too old and unhealthy, if I could at least dance and sing I'd try it but if I become too stressed I loose my voice and it becomes raspy as fuck.

>>42910417
I'm already married and have 2 kids

I love Kiara too much.

>>42910417
I hate male vtubers and their audience so why would I become one.

>>42930473
to make unicorn incels seethe by collabing with their favorite female vtubers of course

I'm a guy and I do not want to deal with that shit.

Good evening, I hate Omega so much

>>42910417
I'm too boring but streaming wise, I'd be a beast.

>>42910417
Oh, I thought it said VTuber Auction.

>>42910417
I'm a dirty esl with a thick accent

>>42930563
There’s no money in that. Frankly there’s no money in anything I’d enjoy doing on-stream like playing 1v1 RTS.

>>42910417
Haven't done my indie vtuber reps yet. Also I'm an ojisan and I feel like holostars is already close to hitting their ojisan quotient. I'd probably be the oldest one yet (though not by much, I'm only slightly older than Vesper). Also I already have a stable, well-paying job that probably pays better than any (western, male) vtubing gig and it's less stressful.

>>42910417
even if I made it I would probably get suspended for accidentally using retard or something

>>42910417
I've a pretty successful job that pays well enough to go on vacation and buy whatever I want (well maybe not a helicopter or a private island but you know)
Why would I?

>>42910417
I have no streaming experience and am basically a charisma black void

>>42910417
I have the talent, the voice, the skills. But I have no computer. I'm poorer than a SEA faggot and I live in Europe.

esl + no experience.

>>42931905
>I'm poorer than a SEA faggot and I live in Europe
Literally how
What country?

I have a hard time not getting banned from public fan Discord servers, because I hate having too many rules and push the boundaries as far as possible.
Any big corpo would probably give me the Coco treatment where they'd restrict me until I quit.

>>42910417
I don't wanna be forced to collab and deal with corporate commie bullshit all day.
Plus they'd never let me stream the way I'd like to or stream the games I'd wanna stream so fuck it, I'd be better off going indie and praying for success.

I have an annoying voice

>>42910417
My attitude probably more suitable with Nijisanji
Hololive will destroy if i get accepted

>>42936653
that would be perfect, go for it

>>42910417
im too bad at talking on phones afraid of it
anxieties of people
say um and like too much
am not cute
personality is horrible
bad voice

>>42910417
Many, many things, but the biggest reason is how I genuinely anti some of the talents in the company and I'd probably slip up eventually.

Hololive really needs their own version of Belmond Banderas.

>>42937384
don't worry son, God made us all different
you have other talents right?

>>42910417
I've applied twice to holostars and didn't get in. I assume it's because they specifically want faggier sounding guys from what I've seen of the new ones they hired. But maybe it's for the better they didn't hire me, I'd keep to myself way too much for their liking.

>>42910417
>Terrible potato set up. Could get new tech but will take way too long
>niche interest, will not garner many viewers to make full time
>Too damn old
>Very un-seiso; managers would sack me after about a few months

>>42910417
Nothing so I decided I will. Not now though, since I need to create some kind of content to be able to show them first.

>>42910417
I'm not interested

>>42910417
I'd outshine the rest of them

>>42910417
>esl
>not used to speaking for long periods of time so i'd run out of breath after 30 minutes of talking (and my esl gets worse)
>mostly isolated throughout most of my life which means no content for zatsudans
>social anxiety
>not enough money for a good setup so i'd be stuck playing rpg maker games until sometime after monetization
>nothing to make me stand out like singing or playing instruments or voice acting or excelling at videogames
>zero streaming experience or history of online content creation
>live with parents
>it would be hell to be in the same group as members i genuinely despise such as mori and kronii
>competition is way too high and there's no fucking chance i'd make it
>just not funny at all
The only thing going for me would be catering to spics but there are probably a lot of applicants who speak more languages aside from Spanish and English that can actually be entertaining or offer anything of value.

>>42910417
because before you audition you have to follow their requirements, two of which is having talent and already having a sizeable follower count. of both which i dont have. so you tell me, will you follow a random anon who just started out, and watch him talking and doing whatever that just comes to mind? because i doubt id even follow myself.

>>42910417
crippling depression and autism

>>42910417
lack of talent or skill

>>42910417
I can't play games, I have no personality, I'm boring and old.

>>42910417
Superior AI chubba will replace them eventually. I won't bet my career on declining business

>>42910417
I would say the n word unintentionally since its so ingrained in my gaminig

reading this thread makes think a lot of you dont have any interests or recreational hobbies. you should learn one, its healthy.