/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

tell em tempissxister :clap: :nail_care:

>>42906995
Honestly? Based

>>42906995
Correct
>all of them are better than every male by a wide margin

>>42907393
sana belly erotic!!!!! ToT

>>42906995
that doesnt say much

>>42907393
i want san back

>>42907393
Kek. ok, i’ll take that bullet

>>42907393
if you wouldnt cum deep inside san and impregnate him you are actually gay

>>42907393
https://youtu.be/XGUrR43_wnA

>>42906995
But do they support the cause?

>>42906995
>One shit is better than other shit

>>42906995
All of them except Vesper are basically the same as Niji and they've brought the same crazy fujos into hololive. The only difference is the girls are smart enough to mostly avoid them

>>42908101
You haven't watched Tempus at all, lol

>>42906995
>our pack of groomer sex pests is marginally less destructive than YOUR pack of groomer sex pests
Where do homoniggers get off, Jesus. All your trash is a blight on the hobby because the kind of freak who becomes a ‘male vtuber’ is by definition a problem individual.

The only one that is worth something is Vesper.

All others are trannies and faggots just like the Luxiem cockroaches.

All their models are shit

>>42906995
fixed

>>42906995
>Aussie Tempus streaming, click on his stream
>he's in the middle of telling a story about how he got drunk in a hostess club and was hanging out with his bros
>bar slut tries to cozy up to him and he tells her to fuck off

He's....kind of based? What the fuck

>>42908760
>bros before hoes
Unfathomably based ngl

>>42908862
Says 'Get that ho and nigerundayo' and then a few minutes later says 'I don't want to be sexist, I'm not sexist'

This guy is funny as fuck

>>42908101
Even the gayest Tempus is straighter than most of NijiEN.
Am I gonna watch the gayer ones? Nah, but I sleep better at night knowing there's nobody doing blowjob ASMR in Hololive.

>>42908760
Axel and Vesper are the actual brotuber experience. No gaySMR, no fag baiting, no boyfriend kissy flirting shit, just talking about their hobbies and Japanese shit.

>>42909183
You say that now, but Valentine's day is coming up...

>>42908760
>You guys are so convinced Altare is a faggot and evil that you’ll never watch the Monster Hunter VODs with him and Axel where he tells Axel not to stick his dick in crazy girls because Axel has a menhera savior complex

and one of them is better at being a tranny than the entire of nijimales combined.
hint: it's not the shota

>>42906995
Didn't expect to agree with a cataloguefriend but here we are

>>42909294
>Vesper is going to play an autism game all day for his fellow wizards

>>42906995
Sisters aren't tribalists.

>>42909361
Yeah, me

>>42909342
When people say Altare hates women they're not kidding

>>42909361
Yeah, Vesper. Why do you think he cut his dick off?

This thread will accomplish nothing and their numbers won't incline.

>>42909342
>All of these catalog-onlys thinking Altare is a tranny faggot
>Not realizing he's actually SCORNED, and the only reason he "supports the cause" is to get fat yumes and fujos to fork over their case on his shitty chopsticks and ramen bowls.

>>42909534
Good, if they stay small then they'll read my poorfag $1 supers

>>42906995
Vesper has raped every HoloEN and NijiEN member, so he's better than everyone by default.

>>42909567
Not the reply I was expecting but you're somewhat based.

>>42909512
>Magni: All people are divided into Cain and Abel, or Naruto and Sasuke
>Axel: What about Sakura?
>Altare: Brother, Sakura is the source of the conflict.

>>42910206
Wait...based?

>>42909294
vesper said he wanted to stream outerwilds on Valentines kek

>>42911024
>>42909398
I was talking more about Axel

>>42908735
Are we just to ignore the disembodied pair of legs or did you intentionally leave his dick there?

>>42906995
NijiEn boys are way better entertainers. The problem is that they're far worse people on average. The Tempus boys are mediocre as fuck.

Yes even Vesper. Especially Vesper. Literally has zero sell except that he's parasocial friendly as hell

>>42913020
No mercy for altraitor

>>42906995
The original guys were mostly cool except for the blue faggot but the new gen is a huge miss, the only one who isn't awful is the clown and even then he feels like a less funny version of Fagni

>>42913679
both clown and magni are for american ironic weebs, which is why they're popular in this shit board, bird is the real gem of his generation if you actually like vtubers and the otaku culture they surround.

>>42913149
so you’re a yume/fujo who only cares about being pandered to

>>42913776
Sorry but I don't judge the quality of a vtuber by how much obscure Japanese media they've consumed. Fagni can put on a good stream once a month when he puts in the effort which is more than I can say for most of the other guys, and he seems like the good kind of faggot, he's a bit fruity but he doesn't make that his entire personality and he doesn't come off as a typical annoying homo. I didn't really give the new guys as much of a chance as I have the original fags but the spic seemed too much of a dumb zoomer to me.

>>42914149
ironic because all magni does is referencing the mainstream american media he consumed or dogwhistling his tumblr LGBT audience.
it's not about what they consumed, it's about the content they put out and how that's influenced by the media both them and their audience consumed. spic's latest karaoke was full of vocaloid songs that would either make you nostalgic or think "lol never heard of it, what is this weeb shit".

>>42914091
The boys produce basically zero content except for hitting go live. Only half of them can sing, generously, and only Hakka and arguably Axel are any good at it. Machina is the only one otherwise that has any tangible talent. They're not funny or creative either.

The NijiEn boys are a dumpster fire but even mister coom actually outputs work. You're complaining about fujo pandering but Tempus is a massively parasocial brand. Brotuberfags are even more shameless and disingenuous that fucking yaoi shippers.

>>42914149
Spic has redeemed himself in my eyes with how much passion he puts into being a holostar, and especially his music.
Bettel has amazing comedic timing that doesn't rely on sexual innuendos or just sexual stuff in general which won me over a lot.
Sorry if you weren't looking for reasons to like them though, I was just bored on my commute home from work.

>>42914295
I'm not a self hating weeaboo so I don't give a shit if someone references an American movie. I also don't listen to fucking vocaloid music because I'm not a tasteless faggot. Do you watch streams because the streamer is doing something entertaining or do you just wait for them to mention things they like so you can go "OMG I like that thing too!! he's just like me fr fr!!"

>>42914459
typical ironic weeb projecting

>>42914324
Can you rewrite that post in English you retarded third world whore?

>>42906995
Both are for gay as faggots

>>42906995
UUHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>42906995
Vox and Fulgur are more entertaining and play better games

>>42915041
I want to lick those shota twink thighs

>>42908101
>All of them except Vesper are basically the same as Niji
Can you point me to one of their blowjob ASMRs? I can point you to a couple of Vox's. How about irl collabs with the girls? Telling their chat about their dick size? You're retarded.

>>42906995
Whats the metric here? Betters ccv? Better personality? Better entertaiment? Better cocksuckers?

>>42915809
Better catalog shitpost material

>>42906995
>It's better to be shot in the stomach than the head.
Uhh, sure?

>>42908291
What's the upside to being a 0-1view fleashstreamer, anon? Axel went from a 1view to high 3view and sometimes 4view overnight by joining tempus. Joining a corpo is instant access to a larger audience, even for flops like Uyu and Machi. Sounds like a a deal any normal person would take to me

>>42906995
>homos, homos (in every thread with tempus)

How many of them are actually lgbt+, /vt/?