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>> No.42882660
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>>42882630
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.42882741

>>42882630
>live
Shinri Minecraft
https://youtu.be/dKNychfFFLI

>> No.42882742
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42882742

SHINRI SEX SHINRI SEX SHINRI SEX SHINRI SEX SHINRI SEX SHINRI SEX SHINRI SEX SHINRI SEX SHINRI SEX SHINRI SEX SHINRI SEX SHINRI SEX SHINRI SEX SHINRI SEX SHINRI SEX SHINRI SEX SHINRI SEX SHINRI SEX SHINRI SEX SHINRI SEX

>> No.42882792

>>42882630
sauce: https://twitter.com/kskr0711/status/1623723708249690112

>> No.42882932
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42882932

whos shes

>> No.42883084
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42883084

AI female version of himself uh oh

>> No.42883166

>>42882660
Amen.

>> No.42883168

SHINRI KOWAI

>> No.42883169

oh god shinri why

>> No.42883185
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ogey

>> No.42883201
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>> No.42883203

>>42882998
Shinri luring Bettel into his bedchamber, mixing pleasure with his desire to know more about him and see what makes him tick. They take turns filling each other with their seed, as Shinri slowly forgets his original purpose from the euphoria of lust that they've submerged themselves in.

>> No.42883223

>>42883084
Hakka get out of here

>> No.42883228

timestop shinri and now I can molest him without worry

>> No.42883240
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42883240

what is wrong w our mama…

>> No.42883247

>>42882660
AMEN

>> No.42883250

>>42883185
>>42883201
Yandere Shinri...

>> No.42883268

>>42883074
You have to be if you're aiming for the Altarebowl.

>> No.42883272

I want Leader’s cummy in my tummy

>> No.42883280

>>42883228
does he feel it but is unable to do anything or does it all hit him at once when you unfreeze

>> No.42883284

>>42883240
There's nothing wrong with mama, he's perfect this way.

>> No.42883304

Shinri is a precious gem, so happy that he's part of Holostars

>> No.42883315

>>42883250
H-hot

>> No.42883314
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>>42882660
Amen.

>> No.42883336

>>42883280
the latter. the former is some weak shit bdsm. best if I can jack him off and see him overwhelm with pleasure as he unknowingly jizz all over himself

>> No.42883341

>Did you know?

>> No.42883402
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42883402

HAKKA CUTE !!
HE'S A PURE AND INNOCENT BIRB!!!

>> No.42883416
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42883416

>>42883341
>Did you know?

>> No.42883427

>>42883402
I will buy his sperm

>> No.42883462

>>42883402
you have to let it go anon..

>> No.42883472

OH ITS BECAUSE HES DRUNK.

>> No.42883493

>>42883402
something something I'm busting these nuts for free already something something

>> No.42883514
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42883514

I’m so glad I share the same braincell as my oshi. I’ve literally been listening to Chogakusei’s cover of Lavie nonstop and have been thinking about how perfect it would be if Axel covered this.

>> No.42883513

Axel...

>> No.42883522

>>42883084
he's gonna selfsuck on stream

>> No.42883568

>>42883514
Anon he loves chogakusei

>> No.42883611

>>42883568
Anonchama, please read between the lines. I know you can do it.

>> No.42883627

Yandere Shinri and yandere Altare… huh…

>> No.42883675
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>>42883611

>> No.42883705

>>42883627
There's such potential...

>> No.42883752

my mama is an alcoholic too :(

>> No.42883811

>>42883627
That MC video Shinri uploaded following Altare around gave me some stalker vibes...uuu

>> No.42883817

JWU, how was the DBD collab?

>> No.42883820
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>>42883627
shin yandere still looks kinda wholesome to me

>> No.42883834

>>42883627
Among everyone on Tempus, who would be the most dangerous as a yandere and who would be the least?

>> No.42883847

>>42882660
in the name of josuijisus, amen

>> No.42883867

>>42882742
/MANS/ anons, would now be a good time to ask how some of you are able to see works like these on #Shinrisque? I saw this asked in previous threads and found myself with the same problem :((

>> No.42883869

Don't cry again Shinri uuuu ;w;

>> No.42883877

>>42883820
I want him to look at me like I'm a 30% off bento

>> No.42883878

mama please… you’re too soft…

>> No.42883883
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42883883

chat hears shinris drunk and immediately love bombs him

>> No.42883971

>>42882630

>> No.42884013

>>42883971
You good? You did the exact same thing over at /stars/ around 20 minutes ago.

>> No.42884071

>>42883834
Altare is the most dangerous because he doesn't sleep and is stubborn enough to keep trying forever, even if he's not the most efficient. He's also got a bad temper and a needy, bratty side.

Shinri would be the second most dangerous because he's almost painfully organized and level-headed and relatively tech savvy, so he'd be able to carefully monitor your day-to-day activities for months and plan the most efficient kidnapping methods.

Axel would be the least because he's a coward and a cheater.

>> No.42884082

>>42883817
bretty good. watched from leader pov and there were some awkward holes when senpais got split up from Axel for midway interactions but they were all so happy to yandere each other that it wasnt too noticable, not a lot of engrish which made me sad desu

>> No.42884143

>>42884082
Noice, I'll check it out after Shinri's stream

>> No.42884284

>>42883817
It was a lot of fun. Hakka's first time playing, but he picked it up pretty quick and really enjoyed it. The boys all got along well and they didn't seem to have much trouble communicating, despite the language barrier.

>> No.42884341
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>>42883867
>#Shinrisque

>> No.42884409

>>42883834
shinri would definitely be the most dangerous imo, that guy plans his schedules months in advance and is crazy detail oriented, he would make an excellent stalker/serial killer. thank goodness he is sweet and innocent with no yandere tendencies at all!

least dangerous... axel and hakka

>> No.42884410

Bruh

>> No.42884445

Why is Shinri talking about multiplying fish? Is he recreating christianity?

>> No.42884446

i really want to rape drunk shinri

>> No.42884455
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42884455

>Watched the collab from killer POVs
>Watching from group POVs now
>Let's just like, show our butts you know and be like "oh no Miyabi-senpai please don't hurt me"

Jesus Altare wants his senpai to fuck him so bad.

>> No.42884468

what is this topic i'm an axelotl
also what is spicy coffee

>> No.42884496

>>42884341
there's only like 2 good posts tho

>> No.42884500

>>42884341
I didn't work T_T all I see is that reaction image taking of its glasses, and three other tweets mentioning the tag

>> No.42884508

>>42884445
kek

>> No.42884512

>>42884468
>spicy coffee
alcohol

>> No.42884537
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>>42884455

>> No.42884555

MAMA GETTING DRUNK DRUNK IM SO EXCITED

>> No.42884563

Oh god Shinri is gonna die lmao

>> No.42884574

>>42884341
that is a MASSIVE cock jesus

>> No.42884586
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>>42884512
but it doesn't taste like coffee

>> No.42884591

>>42883834
I would say altare just because he would probably be the one to actually enact a murder-suicide and has a pretty unpredictable temper, least is probably hakka.

>> No.42884592

Cracking one open with the boys

>> No.42884604

>>42884409
Serial killer couple Shintare where Altare is the more impulsive killer with a temper and Shinri is the meticulous one who kills to keep their domestic life unspoiled…

>> No.42884607

SHINRI IS MANSPLANING THINGS TO ME

>> No.42884640

>>42884586
Try again, it's coffee with alcohol on it.

>> No.42884644

>>42884604
GOD YEEEES THATS SO GOOD TOT

>> No.42884692
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>>42884640
but you told me it's alcohol but why it has coffee now? are you gaslighting me?

>> No.42884700
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42884700

These boys stream too much, I am burning out!

>> No.42884727

>>42884455
he became that altventurer in that one altare rape meme kek

>> No.42884757

>>42884455
why the FUCK did he say that

>> No.42884802

i don't understand how all these streamers/vtubers are so comfortable getting drunk on stream, i'd be so terrified i'd pull an axel or some
other mortifying yab

>> No.42884808

twelve streams next week and hopes for more starsJP collabs, it feels good to be an altventurer but this nigga might actually kill himself from overworking.

>> No.42884839

>>42884757
just a little heeheehahas

>> No.42884864

shinri i appreciate your faith in me being ignorant but im literally too retarded and dont know how to learn. its ok to mock to me

>> No.42884866

>>42884808
If he survived that period where he was doing 3~4 streams some days, he'll get through this.

>> No.42884875

>>42884604
reminds me of the movie badlands... i'm into it

>> No.42884909

SHINRI GOT FLUSTERED KAWAII KAWAII HES SO CUTE HES THE CUTEST OLD MAN IN THE WORLD AAAAAAAAA

>> No.42884945

>>42884909
I love it when people learn new shit in Minecraft in realtime
Every gasp of brain expansion is a blessing

>> No.42884980

KEK HE IS SO CUTE

>> No.42884995

>>42884802
it comes down to experience and how you condition yourself while under alcohol. i used to be very chatty while drinking, now not so much

>> No.42885023

>>42882630

>> No.42885031
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AIIIEEEEEE VESMAMAAAAAAAAAAA
https://twitter.com/_rurisuisen/status/1624666596441751553/photo/1

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>>42885031

>> No.42885112
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HESGETTING SLOSHED IM NOT PREPARED

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>>42885031

>> No.42885129

DRUNK SHINRI SEX AAAAA SHINRI SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

>> No.42885147

Ok I'm on on like 2 melatonin gummies, I'm I seeing this right? Vesper set both birthday streams...a day early?

>> No.42885201

oh no he's getting to the sappy part of drunk

>> No.42885238

>>42885147
JP timezone, please understand.

>> No.42885241

>>42885147
yes, scheduled for when he thought he would still be in japan

>> No.42885260 [DELETED] 

I want to give this old man a hug

>> No.42885294

I need a Hakkaxel collab T_T

>> No.42885320

SHINRI ABT TO CRY OVER BETTEL??WHILE DRUNK??

>> No.42885322

>>42885238
>>42885241
I see. Thanks. Have a good night

>> No.42885325

hes getting really sappy about bettel now...

>> No.42885330

IS MAMA CRYING BECAUSE HE YELLED AT BETTEL IN OVW......

>> No.42885331
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42885331

he's a stupid clown shin, thats his story

>> No.42885353

he's getting kinda emotional about bettel....

>> No.42885364

>>42885322
Goodnight, sleep well. See you tomorrow.

>> No.42885369

I thought bettel was just acting kek

>> No.42885389

>>42885353
He's a big man
He's got big emotions

>> No.42885393

HES ACTUALLY CRYING OVER BETTEL HOLY SHIT

>> No.42885395

Man he really loves his guildmates.

>> No.42885394
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42885394

shinri no
you're supposed to laugh and abuse the clown

>> No.42885415

>>42885031
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXX

>> No.42885435

>>42885389
and i love him for it

>> No.42885450
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42885450

Shinri...

>> No.42885456

im expecting a love confession any second now jesus Christ

>> No.42885465

>>42885435
Same
There's not enough men willing to have emotions

>> No.42885543

Well I WAS drawing shintare now im invested in this

>> No.42885579

>to clear my nip--
MAMA'S LEAKING MILK

>> No.42885583

>>42885465
Too many people out there who're willing to take advantage of moments of vulnerability. Don't blame us

>> No.42885629

holy fuck this man is so soft it’s incredible

>> No.42885647

Did he drink?

>> No.42885666

KEK

>> No.42885673

>>42885647
So much. Not actually sure how much but you could hear a lot pouring out

>> No.42885674

BETTEL WAS THERE!????

>> No.42885682

>>42885583
nta but yeah that's definitely a part of it, and you shouldn't have to go through that

>> No.42885690

THIS IS….

>> No.42885745

shinri is DRUNK

>> No.42885762

ENTER!

>> No.42885769

CLOWNFISH

>> No.42885776

>>42885682
keeping to oneself has worked for generations so no use changing it now

>> No.42885782

THEYREBOTHDRUNK

>> No.42885784

>>42885583
please open up to the girl you love
thats all i have to say please love her with all of your heart if she opens up to you

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>> No.42885797

>>42885647
he's usually drinking spicy coffee during his zatsus. he just drunk more than usual today lol

>> No.42885820

>>42885769
soon to be the strongest tempus ship at this rate kek

>> No.42885838

Bettel getting a private nose blowing...

>> No.42885842

CLOWNFISH LOVE

>> No.42885844

BETTEL GOT THE BLOWING HIS NOSE ASMR

>> No.42885847

clownfish both the type to cry during sex but for different reasons

>> No.42885874

jesus fucking christ

>> No.42885901

this man's drinking hobo sweat jesus

>> No.42885902

shinri is actually drinking alcoholic coffee kek

>> No.42885908

CONFESSING

>> No.42885910

Shinri is drinking straight hooch

>> No.42885919

>>42885583
Been there as well, anon. Know your close trustworthy friends and be vulnerable with them while they're vulnerable with you. Doing it with everyone else is normally like putting a target on your back.

>> No.42885920

this is feeling too private stop i can't cry

>> No.42885921

GOD SHINRI PLEASE

>> No.42885924

WHAT IS THIS LOVE CONFESSION

>> No.42885927

HOT

>> No.42885934

holy clownfish bomb

>> No.42885936

Is Shinri scorned?

>> No.42885943

What's going on here?????? Shinri confesses to Bettel now????

>> No.42885944

shinri is the loviest drunk I've ever heard

>> No.42885966
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fujos are probably freaking about this kek

>> No.42885969

bruh what is this

>> No.42885981

This is really cute.

>> No.42885993

Reminder to tell your bros you love them.

>> No.42886013
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42886013

Is VG alright?

>> No.42886011

Drunk Shinri makes me wanna drink, too...

>> No.42886014

Shinri's THAT kind of drunk. Naruhodo

>> No.42886016

Shinri…ToT

>> No.42886029

>>42885966
ON ONE HAND THIS IS SUPET SWEET SEEING THE BROS OPEN UP
ON THE OTHER HAND ABGGHFHGJHFHHGHGJG CLOWNFISH CLOWNFISH SEX

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42886043

A yab is going to happen tonight.

>> No.42886071

CLOWNFISH ANTISEMITISM ARC

>> No.42886097

HALO CRUMBS TTToTTT

>> No.42886106

>>42886043
Shinri can feel it too apparently, he's pulling the plug kek

>> No.42886113

ENTER MAGNI!

>> No.42886126

koi~yasumi~~

>> No.42886130

Nooooo give me more Magniiiiiii

>> No.42886138

god I love these boys

>> No.42886157

I keep thinking I'm not gonna like what Shinri is streaming, but every time I watch one of his streams I end up enjoying it.
Are there any VoDs I should check out?

>> No.42886183

>>42886130
Let them rest... Magni is probably procrastinating on all of his Valentine day streams.

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I FUCKING LOVE HOLOSTARS TEMPUS

>> No.42886203

>>42886157
His Faith gameplay is pretty fun.

>> No.42886213

>>42886157
Visage. He actually goes deep into the lore and there's a lot to unpack. Plus it's a good horror game when the person playing it knows what to do

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>>42885784
>Open up
>To a girl
>You "love"
That's the perfect way to leave her dry as desert while handing her a knife that targets all the vitals. Did a woman write this? Because it's always women who want men to "open up" but are the one's who make it necessary to keep that stuff to yourself. They don't want a man who doesn't have it together unless they're looking to control him on some way

>> No.42886216

>>42886157
Just watch his zatsus. It's the gateway into knowing him better as a person. Thus making the streams more fun.

>> No.42886231

>>42886183
Fine, I'll take the crumbs and continue to wait until he returns.

>> No.42886232

https://twitter.com/senzakimakoto/status/1624678950797717504?s=20&t=cEO_XbarwxnLb8xglHfWMQ

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Hello /mans/, Divegrass advocate here. Please take the time to fill out this short poll while you watch /ourboys/. Thanks.
https://forms.gle/9QFYK72URD2oujwx7

>> No.42886260

>>42886215
oh someone hurt you badly...

>> No.42886269

>>42886233
Wait, what's Gama Jokes referencing? I don't remember that one.

>> No.42886276

>>42886157
visage definitely or any of his zatsus if you just want something to listen to

>> No.42886280

>>42886157
I second the other anon, he went really deep in the Faith lore and was quick to notice the important details. It's a really good game too and I think everyone should check it out

>> No.42886292

>>42886215
Pretty much this. Women say that they want emotional men, but this is only true from a voyeuristic standpoint. No one wants to be with a man who is overly emotional or wears his heart on his sleeve.

>> No.42886299

>>42886232
kek

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>>42886215
Exactly. Women will use whatever you tell them in the next discussion you have, even if has nothing to do with it.

>> No.42886313

>>42886292
>>42886215
you niggas are literally in a thread full of woman gushing over a man being emotional

>> No.42886323

>>42886232
kusokawa

>> No.42886369

>>42886313
Those females are a minority.

>> No.42886402

>>42886215
intimacy requires vulnerability

>> No.42886443

>>42886313
On a /vt/ thread. If they saw that irl they wouldn't like it.

>> No.42886453

VESPER HATE!!!!

>> No.42886455

>>42886260
Don't give me that shit. I didn't make that mistake. It's my bros and other acquaintances who did. I was an assistant to a therapist for some time and the amount of betrayal and sadness by women in their lives I've seen in a lot t of guys is insane. And those were the guys who were at a breaking point/actually came in. A woman could never and I truly mean NEVER understand

>> No.42886456

>>42886313
Again, it's lusting from a voyeuristic standpoint. Watching someone you have no chance with get emotional builds a sense of camaraderie and closeness because they're willing to be open with you. However, this doesn't translate well into relationships. Men are seen as leaders and are meant to be cornerstones. If a man is emotional, they're seen as weak in any relationship setting. A woman doesn't want to put up with her own shit and then coddle a fully grown man who's supposed to be taking care of her. It's fun from a viewing perspective, but I guarantee you all the women saying they want a man who shares his emotions have never been in a relationship with a man who bares himself openly to the public

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42886469

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>> No.42886489

>>42886469
no

>> No.42886494

>>42886469
all over his cute little body!!

>> No.42886495

Ok, thread got weird, this is the signal for me to go to sleep

>> No.42886502

scorned males in the thread...

>> No.42886540

Females in the thread...

>> No.42886542
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>>42886469
ABSOLUTELY

>> No.42886573

i think this was super funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bzJePz51t0&t=3987s

>> No.42886578

>>42886313
I think it's more about that a buff strong man like Shinri is seen as an always brave man but he also feels sadness and affection for his friends.

>> No.42886583 [DELETED] 
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Homobeggars...

>> No.42886592

Can I talk about Altare taking Shinri’s massive dragon dick for the first time and crying and cumming hands free while getting pet and praised by him instead of whatever the hell is going on here

>> No.42886624

>>42886592
No

>> No.42886646

>>42886624
Too bad

>> No.42886680

there is nothing wrong with a guy opening up about his feelings to a woman he knows he can love and i will die on this hill. if this means i will never find a partner to mutual support eachother with then fine.

>> No.42886685

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1624684152401403906
THE BOYS ARE HAVING DISCORD SEX

>> No.42886694
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Is there a cock size comparision pic of tempus or do i have to make it myself.

>> No.42886697

>>42886583
>Gavis

>> No.42886719

>>42886694
Even if there was, it's all speculation, including yours

>> No.42886726

>>42886697
it's obviously a nijifag that has never seen a bettel stream

>> No.42886736

>>42886583
Why do people always compare these two? Are they really so much alike?

>> No.42886740

>>42886685
jesus they’re obsessed with each other

>> No.42886780

>>42886583
do nijinogs really?

>> No.42886797

>>42886685
the way he said that made me feel like they actually live together in their tempus house

>> No.42886818
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>>42886592
Sisters, please...I can't write for shit...where's the fanfic...

>> No.42886854

what the hell’s going on with the magni/bettel/altare trio

>> No.42886874

>>42886854
Sex, but with guitars

>> No.42887062

>>42886685
>xD

>> No.42887084

>>42886260
>"Who hurt you?"
Immediate pity/shaming talk. Typical

>> No.42887085

>>42886469
yes!!!! YES!!!!!!! KISSKISS FOR FLAYFLAY MWAH MWAH

>> No.42887168
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“Dude bro dude ur too heavy and we’re both drunk the bits over”

>> No.42887299

>>42887168
drawanon im giving you all the tender kisses for your cute pics come here

>> No.42887376
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42887376

Man, I hate leg day. I can't feel my legs...uwwwaaaaaa

>> No.42887412

Senzaki mama’s actual son also made the sushi candy and it looks far better than Bettel’s. Kek.
https://twitter.com/senzakimakoto/status/1624678950797717504?s=46&t=1V0tu4VnAN4JG6ilk3d0ow

>> No.42887441

who's pov for DBD should i watch?

>> No.42887517

>>42887412
Imagine getting shown up by your younger, actually blood related brother

>> No.42887548
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>>42886697
The new Regis...

>> No.42887818

>>42887441
Watch killer POV for each one. Axel pulled some funny moves in each game, so I'd recommend watching him. Otherwise, try to watch all at the same time.

>> No.42887867

>>42886694
Do it.

>> No.42887892

>>42887376
Go take a hot bath and relax for a bit

>> No.42888201

So many great moments in the dbd collab...

>> No.42888253
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42888253

My internet farded and shidded just when Shin started to talk about being stuck with a shit net provider unless he moves to another place, what happened? Did Betsy join and get emotional with him or what

>> No.42888328

>>42886736
They are both tragic messes that cannot be fixed.

>> No.42888431

>>42888253
Yeah for a bit. Also magni was in chat. Worth a watch if you missed it.

>> No.42888518

>>42885465
All of us have emotions, opening up is the really terrifying part.

>> No.42888611
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>>42888518
It's the fear of rejection. Sometimes you just have to face those feelings and show others. Like how Magni needs to show Bettel his stumpy rumpy penis.

>> No.42888753

>>42882630
why was altare even in the collab when he knows 0 japanese and has no intention to learn it

>> No.42888788

>>42888611
Yes but not just.
Bottling up your emotions isn't like holding it all until you're alone at home and you can cry in bed, even alone those guards are up.
It's like how in Star Trek Vulcans do have emotions but they've been conditioned to hide them to the point of uncanny stoicism, it's kind of like that.
I've been rewatching some of my favorite Star Trek episodes so it's on my mind, I now realize I've been bringing it up on /MANS/ more than is appropriate.

>> No.42888812

>>42888753
He is literally the Holostar anon.

>> No.42888845
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>>42885784
I'm just going to quote Neil Gaiman.

>Have you ever been in love? Horrible, isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life… You give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you, or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like "maybe we should just be friends" or "how very perceptive" turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. Nothing should be able to do that. Especially not love. I hate love.

Love is both rhe best and worst feeling I've ever had.

>> No.42888901

is there opposite versions of HQ yet or do i gotta do it myself (save for the inverted happy magni and demon king leader)

>> No.42888930

>>42888753
He helped set it up

>> No.42888933

>>42888788
I haven't cried for over a decade bro. And the last time I cried was when my older brother beat my shit in. I promised myself at that moment I wouldn't be weak and cry like that ever again. I have dreams of crying though. Only of the thought of a family member dying. I would 100% cry if that were to happen and it's building up I just know it

>> No.42888937

Is it just me or Shinri’s last MC VOD is only 2 hours?

>> No.42888996

Remember kids, never trust a woman's advice when it comes to emotions.

>> No.42889040

>>42888901
Give them more time to grow and show the more creative sides to themselves. We'll probably get a better gauge on a opposite version of themselves. Bettel I feel emotional guard is way up and Flay is still a mystery nigga.

>> No.42889090

>>42889040
Dude, it says HQ right there.

>> No.42889129

>>42889090
Oh shit. Well I guess it's a good sign for me to head to bed then I can barely read my screen.

>> No.42889231
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42889231

are you ready for astel to big dick everyone in ollie's not tournament?

>> No.42889319

>>42889231
I still remember Astel carrying Axel those early Apex days with Altare being cringe. Astel will feast on these poor boys.

>> No.42889356

we hate regis altare

>> No.42889367

>>42889356
Just go to sleep already leader, we love you.

>> No.42889373

I hate women

>> No.42889374

>>42888933
The last time I cried wasn't that long ago, something like a year, I've been having academic issues and the only one at fault was me, I kept shooting myself in the foot with retarded, self destructive habits and when the chicken came home to roost there was a great degree of self loathing, shame and "why am I like this?".
I consider myself a man who is less afraid of being honest with his emotions and it's still very difficult to open up, it took reaching a dark, miserable point where I had no idea what to do to get there.

>> No.42889393

we fuck regis altare

>> No.42889597

we cuck regis altare

>> No.42889745

regis altare

>> No.42889827
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>> No.42890182
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42890182

Flayon LOVE!

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>>42882660
Amen.

>> No.42890653

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1624713885763641344?t=gCidEP3C-UXtz9gLgyvq4Q&s=19 a bad sleeping schedule really is a tempus classic

>> No.42890831

we hate vesper noir

>> No.42890852

we love vesper noir

>> No.42890866

>>42890831
>>42890852
shut up clock woman

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>>42890866
SHUT UP CLOCK WOMAN

>> No.42891126

why does shinri feel so strong about bettel?

>> No.42891186

Gotta support the cause, y'know?

>> No.42891566

>>42891126
Because Hakka and Flayon bully him behind the scenes. It's a cry for help while Bettel is that class clown that feels like he should speak up about the abuse but doesn't want any of the heat himself.

>> No.42891701

I'm watching the dbd collab I gotta say, leader landing a dead-hard on 200 ping is wild.

>> No.42891854

>>42891701
Honestly not surprising. If you're good enough at a game high ping can be worked with.

>> No.42892364

Your expectations from Vesper's birthday stream?

>> No.42892416

I love boys

>> No.42892445

tempiss really are faggots with nsfw tags huh?

>> No.42892842
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42892842

daily reminder that magni is rio's first tempus harem member

>> No.42892859

Flayon armpit fuck..doko

>> No.42892869

>>42885031
I want to sniff her ass

>> No.42892988

>>42892364
I hope some of the boys will be in the chat for his karaoke stream, it's a Tempus tradition by now

>> No.42893031

>>42884341
Does not work

>> No.42893069

>>42892988
Hakka and Flayon definitely. They've been dropping by a lot

>> No.42893226

when is Altare starting his idol journey? He's doing 11 streams next week plus apex today....

>> No.42893269
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42893269

Unbelievable that I come back and you guys hadn't taken advantage of how Axel was acting today. I gotta fukin do everything myself, huh?
Yeah well, so anyway-

I know for a goddamn fact that Axel has Axel also has predator/prey play (him being the predator, fucking duh) on that BDSM test results- I feel this in my bones. Course, Magni's his perfect little prey.
I don't care what the reason is- maybe Axel's under a spell, or a potions gone wrong, and now he's acting much more animalistic than human- but I want Magni to be running away from Axel with all his power. Panicked panting breaths and choked inhales as he bounds stumbling through the guild. It's only them today. Axel's hyena laugh calls out his name, 'Maguni-chan~~ where aaare youu~'
It's fun when his prey runs, and even more fun to take his time and watch them cry for help.

Magni skids along the floor- Fuck!? Who the hell cleaned the floor? We don't clean the floors! His hand shoots out to quickly steady himself on the corner before making one last dash to his room. He'll be safe there, maybe barricade the entrance until the effects wear off. Blood pounds in his ears- a turbulent rush.

'AH-!' cold metal chains wrap up his leg and pull back. Magni's body goes crashing to the ground.

'Man, Maguni, I don't usually like usin' this, but you really thought you could get away from me?' Axel's shoes click against the floor, stopping on his side. He crouches down, running his hand across the back of Magni's neck- a shudder runs through the alchemist- coming to feel its way to the front and caress the skin right under his jaw. 'C'mon now.' Fingers tighten their grip, lightly choking his prey's esophagus, 'You know me better than that,,,'

Axel's smiling face comes into his vision. His eyes,,,, they've always had a bit of a red gleam to them, but now,,,, it's just so. Loud. So bright. So intense that Magni feels as if he's going to be killed by the only person he's ever trusted. Axel moves in, inhaling against his neck, 'You're cute, Maguni- my cute little prey.' A warm slick slides against him. 'I've caught you-'

He bites.


Unbelievable I have to do all this myself.

>> No.42893318
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42893318

jisas

>> No.42893336

>>42893269
He also acted like a scared little bitch when he wasn't the killer so he's more a brat than a predator but that's just me.

>> No.42893339

>>42893269
ToT MORE

>> No.42893360

>>42893226
Fuck idol journeys, I want the guys to stream. The fact that Vesper has been obsessed with his singing shit for so long has led to disastrous result in his channel content. Should've streamed 20 hours of XCOM instead

>> No.42893364

>>42893269
It's been a while since this thread was worth visiting, thanks for the food

>> No.42893790

>>42892859
ToT

>> No.42893959

>>42893269
Ooh, a long one! Thank you for the food ToT

>> No.42894051

>AI voice credits in vespers bday stream description
ah he's gonna do the Neuro sama AI idea he was talking about. thankfully i'll be drunk for it all

>> No.42894421

>>42894051
qrd?

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I don't know if this yume-chan has realized that Shinri follows her now

>> No.42894587

>>42893339
>>42893364
>>42893959
I. COULD. Write out a whole thing about Axel biting into Magni's neck, me thinks. But someone's gonna have to bribe me.
Not really though.

>>42893336
You problem.

>> No.42894662

what is this???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtoGbMBnV_w

>> No.42894685

>>42894662
something he's late for

>> No.42894721

>>42894662
>Valo
It's been so long

>> No.42894755

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtoGbMBnV_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtoGbMBnV_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtoGbMBnV_w

>> No.42894779

>>42894662
>7am
he didn't sleep did he

>> No.42894797

LEADER ON THE TELLY
http://youtube.com/live/GtoGbMBnV_w
http://youtube.com/live/GtoGbMBnV_w
http://youtube.com/live/GtoGbMBnV_w

>> No.42894850

He seems really down for some reason

>> No.42894852

Regis Altrans...

>> No.42894870

>>42894587
>You problem.
Uh no shit that's what I wrote dumbass. What are you? An axeltol- well I guess you are. Shit.
Anyway Axel is too bratty to be a predator imo and I see them having a switch dynamic more than what you wrote, but don't let me ruin your fun.

>> No.42894949

>>42894850
He's sleepy

>> No.42894955

>>42893226
already started, anon. it's not impossible to do both of idol reps and streaming. astel usually streams over 30hour a week.
it's funny he becomes a streaming monster again even though he just said his streams might get less couple days ago though.

>> No.42894965

I always use my hand as a pivot, maybe that's why my hand writing is shit

>> No.42894991

>>42894870
Um. Ok.

>> No.42895006

>>42894870
ngl Magni forcibly riding Axel's dick sounds hot

>> No.42895042

>>42894949
He’s insomniac

>> No.42895200

sleepy leader rambles are so dumb lmao

>> No.42895203

Altare being unhinged again

>> No.42895345

Jobbing the title...

>> No.42895400

>>42895345
he's definitely not seeing straight kek

>> No.42895458

SIEGE MENTION SIEGE MENTION

>> No.42895459

daily reminder to report the collab beggars

>> No.42895464

he has igvc turned on...

>> No.42895470

R6S IKZ

>> No.42895528

>>42895459
at this point i think they are antis larping as collab beggers. even collab beggers must have some semblance of self awareness right?

>> No.42895601

Geurrilla

>> No.42895605

>>42895528
>at this point
They always were antis, except for the first ones that existed with Myth.

>> No.42895649

>>42895528
T b h I'm surprised no antis are larping "Hello I'm trans and it's nice seeing an ally in the holo community. TRANS RIGHTS"

>> No.42895657

WHERE'S MAGUNI CHAN?

>> No.42895660
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42895660

wippu of inverted hq

>> No.42895820

I wish Altare did more streams like this, he's actually pretty decent at CS/Valorant

>> No.42895873

>>42895820
He just said he wants to do more stream like this

>> No.42895874

>>42895820
I miss the roguelikes though...

>> No.42895892
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ALTARE ISNT COVERING THE MAP BECAUSE HE'S TO PETTY TO USE THE VESPER COVER LMAO

>> No.42895910

>>42895874
Early morning comfy gungeon...

>> No.42896015

>>42895006
Huooh ToT

>> No.42896063

>>42895874
Isaac perm…

>> No.42896187

>>42895874
same, but i enjoy the fps as long as he isn't shitting on himself too much

>> No.42896322

>>42895892
israel....

>> No.42896376

>>42895649
proof that it's just the schizos /here/ that push that narrative

>> No.42896455

>>42896322
Now he decreased the size and will use it as cope for "i don't have to cover it anymore"

>> No.42896680

I wished he did a guerilla tarkov instead...

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>>42893269 (me)
Yeah, so I've suddenly decided to continue this-

Axel's always had unnaturally sharp teeth. Especially his canines, they're more akin to a wolf's than anything a human would have. Magni's been fascinated by them ever since they met, not that he'd ever spill to that dingo, but the way he's easily torn through the rare cuts of steak he always orders,,,It's drawn his attention more than he'd like to remember.

And now he's in the exact same position. A piece of meat under Axel's hands, 'A-AHhh!' A sharp, direct, sting blossoms from the side of his neck. Deepening into a terrible ache as the rest of Axel's set settles into his flesh. Magni trembles like a newborn fawn, stifling his whimpering cries. The jaw unlatches.

'Maguni- c'mon man,' Axel whines, lapping up the deep wine blood, 'Cry a little more. I wanna hear you.' His fingers lift from his adam's apple and prod at his mouth, wrenching it open. Unwillingly a shocked cry bursts from the alchemist. Axel smiles against him, 'Ah, iine-! There we go Maguni, that wasn't so hard now was it?'

'Axel,,, ple-pleassh,,ahhhh' Magni doesn't even know what he's begging for, drool spills over Axel's fingers. A thundering heartbeat throbs in his neck, burning a heat though his entire body. Maybe he's gone insane because,,,because it feels good,,,It feels good being under his guildmate like this- not having to think, not having to act responsible for anything. Just a slave to someone else's whims. 'Ah-Axel,,,,' He sobs.

The next bite is almost euphoric in nature, set lower than the first to dig in much deeper. Fangs pierce though Magni's white skin, bringing a beautifully wet purple to well in his wake. Even muscle is no obstacle to Axel. He clamps his jaw harder, further, savouring the taste on his tongue and reveling in his cries.

He pulls away and licks the remaining blood from his lips, 'Let's play some more Maguni-chan.'


Also, they cuddle a lot after this <3

>> No.42896783

>>42895910
>gungeon
>>42896063
>isaac
Not roguelikes...

>> No.42896824

>>42896680
do you want him to fall asleep on stream

>> No.42896855

>>42895910
I miss gungeon a lot. Watching those streams was actually what got me into the game, and now I play it pretty often.
Thank you Altare. Very cool.

>> No.42896877

>>42896824
well... now that you brought it up

>> No.42896998

Getting real tired of all these grey names bringing up Kobo

>> No.42897017

altare playing with fire having vc on

>> No.42897049

so what's the point of using ads if hip firing seems just as accurate in this game?

>> No.42897119

>>42897017
nice teammates seem nice. and sound nice

>> No.42897325
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Your HQ/VG oshi does NOT like men and he is NOT gay and his relationship with the rest of the boys is purely platonic.

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>>42897325
SHUT UP SGUT UP SHUT UP BETTEL AND MAGNI ARE GONNA RAW DOG ALL NIGHT ONCE THEY OFFCOLLAB JUST YOU SEE

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>>42897325
flayon is literally under altare's desk and you dare say that? delusional

>> No.42897441

>>42897387
What’s raw dog

>> No.42897458

>>42897325
my oshi talks about cute girls every 5 minutes and literally spoonfeeds his female manager, anon. seems like a skill issue to me.

>> No.42897469

>>42897441
Not much whats up with you

>> No.42897483

>>42897433
GIWTWM

>> No.42897531

>>42897483
which one?

>> No.42897536

>>42892859
this but vesmachi....

>> No.42897542

>>42897433
yeah he’s under his desk to spook him not for anything dirty you flithy retard fujo

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42897568

>>42897469

>> No.42897599

>>42897531
yes

>> No.42897619

>>42897531
:)

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>>42897325
flay literally takes estrogen and sung "kiss of death"

>> No.42897638

I almost hornyposted but I realised leader is streaming

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>>42897542
flay would not disturb his discord daddy's gaming session, once again straightbros are wrong

>> No.42897712

LEADER IS GONE, POST RRATS IN CHAT

>> No.42897784

how's he been playing despite being sleep deprived?

>> No.42897807

>>42897712
Hi TFDUDLLOM :3

>> No.42897847

>>42897712
My rrat is that there are gay people in this thread right now.

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