/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Sex with a fembud.

First?

my wife

I love my wife so much!!

Gura

>/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

Why is this site so slow to load anything. It takes 20-30 seconds just to load the new thread after I post it

>>42833489
FUCK, anyways i love gura

>>42833406
Thanks for letting us know Gura.

We're starting to win, all the waiting has been worth it.
Gura return stream, Gura Valentine's member cunny licking stream, Gura on Oozora Police, Gura and Ame GeoGuessr, Myth offcollab, Gura offcollabs with JPs soon too

Good times ahead

>>42833515
Yes, it's the same title as always
>>42833571
>projecting your own fetishes onto Gura

>return stream in few hours
>there is 0 hype
Yeah, I think it's over for gura. She will become 3view soon.

>>42833591
>projecting your own fetishes onto Gura
Wasn't Gura interested in watching brother/sister incest anime?

>>42833528
4chan x is shitting the bed for me recently. Particularly when I'm in the catalogue and switch tabs.

>>42833605
try /#/, this bait might work there

>>42833591
My fetishes before I started watching Hololive were lolis, feet and slight femdom/getting blackmailed by bratty girls
Seems like I succeeded, Gura ended up giving me all that

>>42833591
You just know Gura is into some fucked up shit. We already know she's a lolicon.

I hope nobody interrupts her during this stream, especially not Kiara.

Gura piss on my cock.

Gurass

>>42833694
>nacho learns to draw cute feet for Gura
>we never ever see them again after the outfit reveal
Why is Gooby like that, she never shows us her feet in those two oufits

She's coming home buds. I have a tear in my eye.

>>42833715
Based Gurass poster

I hope Gura plays Pizza Tower when she settles down, it can run even on a bad set up

>>42833528
The server is gonna go boom boom soon

On this day I will conceive my child. I'll do it for Gura.

>>42832827
I need more details on this, did Chumbie's imouto drug them somehow?

>>42833770
I'm predicting at least 200 IPs, and at least 2 threads hitting 1500 posts

I am so excited

>>42833528
dumbud its probly a database cluster waitin for the transactin to commit

>>42833835
same desu

I need to prepare my body for the stream. Cya soon chungies

Why are there 2000 people waiting for my wife to stream?

But did Marine rape Gura yet?

>>42833988
Sadly no, hopefully soon
Imagine Gura in a room with Marine, Fubuki, Matsuri and Flare

>>42833988
for sure, she'll confirm in a few hours, but the details will be only for members

>>42833901
Your preprations won't be enough.

I'm not ready, i'm not ready, send help.

>>42834152
great, I'll be the only chumbie that is ready and I'll win her over

Less than 7 hours, can you believe it?

How was the thread when Gura visited Kiara? Should I bother looking it or should I just listen to the stream?

>>42834292
Lots of shitposting about how this was Gura's return stream and that there won't be a valentine's day stream and all that bullshit. Just watch it without the thread.

>>42834364
>about how this was Gura's return stream
Oh yeah, silly me, how didn't I predict that. Thanks, I'll stick to the stream only.

My wife has returned, what a beautiful thing to wake up to.

She's going to put a bunny outfit on for valentines.

>>42834289
I'm sure I've never been prepared for an event like this.

>return stream
>its not members' only
greys should not get gura back

Why did she tell us to stay hungry? Is she going to finally reveal her real massive futa cock and force us to drown in her cum for valentines?

>>42834593
BREED

>>42834639
I'm holding out to see if someone gifts me a sub. It's happened a few times in the past.
If I don't have one by the end of the night I'll sub myself.

>>42834639
the after party will be members only

>>42834689
if you want a sub just click the button, it's free. fuckin tourist

>>42834639
The Valentine's stream will be members only

>>42834765
I meant membershrimp, nignog. Calm down.

I want Gura to kiss the tip of my penis with the opening of her cunny

Imagine

>>42834874
>Imagine
don't have to

>>42834031
I imagine her sitting on my lap, leg-locking me while deeply penetrated as I hug her tightly, then kiss her forehead and her cheeks, caressing her hair, her back and her butt-cheeks. I love her so much it's unreal.

Goop goop soon

>>42834932
You just know Gura would be the type to hungrily kiss you and french your mouth while you're in her, she would constantly do that

Do you reckon Gura would be interested in travelling with me, together on our bikes? We would see the world in all it's natural beauty and maybe after a few years we'd add to our travelling troupe with a newborn baby. Ahhh being able to raise a child with Gura. What a lovely thing that'd be aye?

>>42834990
She shouldn't do that unless she wants me to cum immediately

Gura would make you cum right away but instead of letting you go limp afterwards she'd continue and milk you two or three more times in a row until you beg her to stop cause you're raw already

>>42835081
>unless she wants me to cum immediately
That is the goal, she expects you to be able to cum in her at least a few times, you can do that for her chumbie, can't you?

>>42834932
sauce?

>>42835304
nakk if I remember correctly.

>>42835189
I don't get raw. I trained my dick over a lifetime of fap sessions to go 10+ times without getting raw. How come some of you lame nerds go raw after 3-4 shots?

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1624477028312567809
Sasuga chumbud prime

All this talk about making love to Gura is getting be so horny I need to cool down or I will goom before she's back

>>42835509
yup, you're right, thanks

>>42835692
Fauna love!

>>42835692
only chumbie that made it... I'm so jealous

>>42835692

We're stinkos

>>42836232
Gura can't be stinky while she's out and about, so we have to make up for it.

>>42836236
I wonder how Fauna feels about this image. She undoubtedly have seen it.

I'm digging through the archives to find something and I've come upon this >>42805071
Just wanted to share it.

>>42836283
Based userscript

congrats chumbuds

>>42836283
Is that a stream recorder? I prefer yt-dlp.

Man, I still can't believe that she is coming back today. We made it through the drought. I just hope that she manages to keep her health issues under control, so that she won't need another one.

>>42836616
It let's you rewind streams that are still live, even when the streamer disabled that feature. For some reason youtube made that client side.

Everyone remember to rub your Dinos to help energize Gura for tonight.

My wife is back, it's real ;_;

>>42836616
If I understood correctly no, it literally just changes on variable so that you can access DVR. Why is it that easy to change it and why are you even allowed to change it idk.

>>42836782
I don't have mine yet. Fuck customs and fuck this shithole country.

I wonder if the Valentine's schizo killed himself yet

I took the wrong day off. Have fun, you fags.

>>42836877
You didn't, Gura is just a day early.

>>42836877
I can relate, I'm missing the entirety of valentines day.

>>42836864
You poor bastard, hopefully customs gets their shit together for you soon. At least you're in a better place than the people that didn't get to order one at all.

>>42834932
Gura leg locking is so fucking precious.

>>42834647
Yes, both of them.

6 hours left, I didn't sleep shit and my eyes hurt but I'm too excited to go to bed

What are the odds she releases the daki merch to celebrate the return stream?

>>42837365
Same as the odds of her announcing a new song.

>>42837365
I'd rather have her release at least one of her new OG songs already

>>42837451
So very good, then

>>42837495
At this point they would probably be saved for the two major concerts coming up soon

>>42837210
That's some good shit right there.

>>42837269
Get a couple hour nap and set an alarm Chum.

>>42837269
Goom, have a drink, set an alarm, listen to some ASMR to get you back to sleep, imagine Gura while sleeping, Gura has invaded your dreams, get drained by Gura in your dream, wake up just in time for stream to start.

>>42836782
I don't have a dino, I guess you'll be getting rubbed instead.

Huhaha

Gura's panties status?

Feels good Gura will return tonight and put everyone back into their place. Tonight everyone collectively lick the Queen's feet. (TuT)

>>42838193
LTS

>>42838159
Discarded, she is having a bath with me.

https://files.catbox.moe/ctidl9.mp4

>>42838234
Wanting to lick the shark is a perfectly healthy urge.

Who else didn't go menhera mode?

>>42838159
Orange and piss stained ToT

I didn't shower for a few days now, and now I am nice and stinky. What have you done to welcome Gura back?

>>42838503
Is that AI? Her face looks kinda... weird.

>>42838717
If it was it would look better, no that's old art

it's almost time

>>42838777
Nice Gabby

>>42833491
man it must really suck to be you lately

Gura is NOT made for sex.

man I'm feeling great today

I'm gunna be horny af when I hear Gura's heavenly sexy sweet cute voice and beautiful screams again after so long, it's gunna hit me like a wave and I'm gunna goom all over the place.

>>42839044
Not my fault this site is slow as fuck to load anything

>>42838777
Ok, I'm no artist, her face just doesn't like it usually does, such as it does in your pic, which is really nice btw, mind if I add it to my collection?

>gonna have to watch gura and ufc at the same time
this is what dual monitors are made for

>>42833491
1rd

For any real JP off-collabs (no skit shit like with shuba) would you prefer Kiara, Ina, Mori, IRyS, Bae or A-chan to be there for translation purposes?

https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1624494758365376513

Based Gura will never follow this account

>>42839335
IRyS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_KFHYZWuxI

>>42839398
>meme font

>>42839348
Until management makes it a mandatory rule at least.

>>42839348
There will never be another gura for EN, from now on im sure cover will only hire homolovers. We have to cheerish her while she's still here

>>42839398
Very cool dream, Moomei.

>>42839782
Probably true since Omega made sure that EN3 interviews have "are you willing to collab with men as well?" questions in them

>>42839856
That has to be bullshit... right???

>>42839856
Why do Western HL fans fucking suck so much, this is what pushed me to another corpo. I only watch HL for Gura, Moom and IRyS now, and will have to drop them too if they're ever forced to start male collabing, which they clearly don't want to do, but with pressure from the awful normie faggot Western fans that outnumber us by alot, might very well happen. It'll be a sad day if I ever have to drop Gura. Very fuckin sad.

>>42834932
I love her so fucking much.

>>42840045
The existing ones won't be forced to, but they'll probably try and hire girls who are more open to it in the future, since they want to help their dudes grow and have it all be one big "EN family"

What are you guys going to do for the next few hours? I was sleeping until now.

>>42834429
You can watch it with global. They got much less shitposting and are drowned out.

>>42840186
I'm about to go dump a shit then I'll just kill time until stream time, maybe reading some manga.

>>42840186
Im just gonna pass the time playing tf2, either that or HOI4

>>42840191
Then go back to global you faggot

>>42840147
Why is HL management so fucking retarded that they'd do such a thing. And I hope your right so I can just continue watching Goob, Moom and IRyS in peace. I watch chuubas from other corps that have a no male/female collab policy now more than HL

>Gura does absolutely nothing wrong
>they try to startup male timeloops again

>>42840440
A male left that shit in the tube. Enough reason to hate male collabs.

>>42840186
Watching another chuuba from another corp rn. If there's no chuubas I like to watch streaming after she's finished, I'll go play next gen Witcher 3 to pass the time.

>>42840045
>Western fans
The biggest homobeggars usually turn out to be SEA in my experience.

>>42840440
What? Im just appreciating gura for being so unique. That's why she's my oshi afterall.

>>42840186
I just ate 2 borgars, and now I will eat a jar of ice cream.

>>42840575
This u?

I'm at the excited but nervous stage.

>>42840712
No, I am skinny. I have a hard time gaining weight.

>>42840191
Thanks, but I've finished. Was better than expected. Better than I expected, cause I don't like Kiara. I gotta say she was kinda chill, maybe long stream, maybe she had to use some brainpower to play the game but experience was better.

>>42840535
Well yeah true, us Westerners also contribute quite alot too though and I think have alot more influence than the SEA's.

Gooba is back in a few hours chumbies, soon we will hear much about her adventures in Japan. It will be amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN4dDc-EvFY

guys i havent slept in over 24 hours and have wrapped all the way back around to not being tired
I am going to crash harder diana during this stream.

>>42840744
Gura will be nervous to start as always in one of her return streams, but she'll also grow into it after about an hour, as always.

>>42840962
I wonder what is she gonna talk about first? Her sweaty love making sessions with ina, the orgy with the JP senpais or our wedding?

>>42840988
Better hope that second wind lasts anon.

>>42841017
That's a good question, probably with what she is doing over in Japan then food and then all that you mentioned. We'll have to see.

Gura and I are in love!

>>42841171
Gura can talk about anything and I'll absolutely completely love listening to her. But yeah she'll be talking about things she's passionate about and she'll be all excited af and it will be great.

Gura Hogwarts soon
She will become a Ravenclaw

>>42841311
I typed this.

>>42841361
Imagine the troon seethe if she does stream it.

>>42841361
does gura even like HP? can't remember her mentioning it

>>42841389
Shut up, you fags and your insufferable counterparts are the reason why she won't.

>>42841451
She's a girl between 20 and 40, she probably wanted to be at Hogwarts and learn spells and enjoy the cozy atmosphere and whatnot at some point

>>42841451
Yes, she likes Harry Potter. She's mentioned it several times, including being interested in the new game, and you can't remember any of this.

>>42841473
Cope about it troon, have you taken your estrogen pills yet?

>>42841389
Fuck em, let the werdoes seethe. It's not even really troons seething, as usual it's brainwashed indoctrinated libtards seething on behalf of other people.

Glad you lads made it through your oshis break chumfriends. Hope we can hear more stories of them being cute in japan together.

>>42841509
pls no bully mi blain can't remember so many details

>>42841639
I love the gurina twitter schizo

>>42841492
Jesas, she's guaranteed not even near 30 yet, never fucking mind 40. Maybe 26 or you could push it to 27 AT MOST.

>>42841730
I think you missed the point

>>42841772
His point was doxbaiting. We all know how old Gura is anyway.

chu~~

>>42841794
That's right, she's 9 years old T u T

>>42841834
She's 12 TuT

I can't believe there are people /here/ wondering her age. I'm not doxxbaiting, just saying before I get banned again for nothing.

Btw I love Gura.

>comment on the member post that went up two weeks ago and forget about it
>someone liked it TODAY
either some cruel psychobud is playing with my emotions, or...

Sigh, the catalog is gonna be a fucking shitshow with all the IdolEN psy-ops going on, they moved the goalpost from ''she will not stream on valentines, watch yuko!!! to ''She'll get shit numbers, watch Yuko!!!'' Sometimes it can be so tiresome.
Then I remember I can just comission art of Gura and Yuka having hot loli lesbian sex, HA!!!

>>42841639
I'll always wait for the goob. Plus I suspect she was suffering mentally in some way, probs just depression and anxiety, so I'm glad she got a break and went to Japan and got to do lots of things that she loves and is passionate about. We will have a happier healthier Gura now and hopefully less phases of periodic streaming and then breaks.

>>42841895
There 100% are people who go through old member posts and like them.

>>42841865
If they hadn't been made to order I would be livid

>>42841895
>nobody liked my post from 2 weeks ago
>today's post neither
looks like I'm shadow banned.

I'm surprised nobody made a soundpost of her talking about the cutoff for retro games or whatever that was, but I can't remember what stream that happened in so I guess it's not that surprising.

>>42841865
>that pic
No wonder my dino goob took so fuckin long to arrive. But holy shit no way someone bought that many dino goobas kek.

>>42841925
I am a fan of both, but Gura is my oshi and my favourite and always will be, forever.

I kinda wish I had bought an army of dino gura so I could take funny photos, but I don't know where I'd keep them the rest of the time

chances of Gura announcing a new song for the fest today?

>>42842353
>22:22:32
So close...

Anyone gonna shitpost in chat?

>>42842468
They're already doing a great job shitting it up by themselves.

Heads up gura's break was 69 days long no joke.

How do I deal with this feel?

>>42842352
I have to stash mine behind my TV if I know family are coming round. Dunno wtf I'd do with an army of them. That dude has multiple posters and prob every Gura merch that exists though so clearly he has no human interaction or has no shame about his Gura obsession.

>>42842759
Nice

>>42842759
68 days.

>>42842759
Are you counting from the official announcement, or the last stream?

>>42843125
Gura time travelled a day into the future by going to japan.

I was gonna go out with friends to celebrate my birthday, sadly I got "sick"

Nice timing, Gura

>>42843178
That means it's correct whether you count from Kiara's stream or her return stream. Sugoi.

>>42843020
>he's ashamed of loving Gura
NGMI

>>42843020
I think Dino Gura is one of the least embarrassing possible merch items, I figure most people would just think it's a very cute plushie. Maybe slightly odd for a grown man to own, but nothing like cheescake art or a wall scroll or a figurine.

I haven't been here since the calisto stream and what the fuck I actually missed reading these threads

>>42843295
You missed Gura's return in Kiara's 5th Fire Emblem stream yesterday. Go watch it.

>>42843295
/ggg/ gets rough to read when Gura's on break, schizos just shitpost constantly like it's their full-time job and people can't help but give them (yous). and even if everyone ignores them, they samefag. I think it peaked last night during that Kiara cameo, one or two dudes were sitting around replying to themselves for 5 hours

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>42843384
It was funny when Gura completely obliterated them though.

>>42843138
it takes little work less then 5min for you to find that out yourself, Unless you are the kind of person that wears a hamlet.

>>42843295
I always have a /ggg/ tab despite my better judgement.
There was an okay amount of cozy threads though.

>>42843327
How long was it? I assume it was only for a couple of seconds or something. I also purposefully tried to avoid clips talking about gura since >clipniggers and because I want to hear directly from gura but were there any more gura appearances that happened aside from some of the concerts?

>>42843586
~45 minutes or so, and a ton of talking and cute interactions

>>42843586
It was 50 minutes of distant Gura, almost a full collab.

>>42843606
>>42843609
What the fuck man...

>>42843664
Hey, it's worth listening to, it was cute. If you do, get that youtube compressor extension, because despite Kiara's best efforts the volume levels are really disparate and painful without it

>>42843664
I know right? Gura will probably never mention it too. Though it's partially your own fault for no watching clips I guess, since that is the only way you would have heard about it other than being here.

Coming back 3 days before Valentine's day? Lazy bitch is going to milk everyone. How much is she going to make today and the 14th

>>42843754
Gura milking me UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>42843456
Me and my wife like to match.

>>42843292
Yeah, I would still be judged by certain family members just for the fact of owning a plushie and even the ones that wouldn't judge me, I still wouldn't want them knowing I own plushies as a grown ass man lol.

>>42843586
You also missed this and this, as well as her apperance in Pekora's concert, but these aren't a big deal.

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1618620969740046336
https://twitter.com/achan_UGA/status/1618912170171072512

>>42843841
Thanks bud

GUYS

FFFFFFFUCK
IT'S UNFAIR

I think the valentine stream will be maid RP while she feeds us (and herself) japanese snacks

Oh no, I'm starting to get sleepy...

Shion's return stream is 1 hour before Gura's, lol. Why would she do this? It's gotta be on purpose. Her primetime isn't 9am jst

prechat is being prudes again

>>42844565
Damn brat begging for correction

>>42844394
God that would be amazing, don't fill me with hopium bro

It could also be classmate RP, that does look like a note a kid would give you more than an invitation

I'm shadowbanned can some of you shitpost about her streaming regularly again

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM SO FUCKING EXCITED.

I love being a chumbud.

Man, my family always wants to go out to dinner together when I have something important to do. Oh well, not missing the shark's stream.

>shift starts right at stream time
I miss being a neet

>>42845364
Go spend time with your family while you can.

>>42845447
That's the most stupid shit I read today. It's not like he doesn't have time later.

>>42845364
Spend time with your family whenever you can anon. Gura's archive will always be there to wait for you to come back

>>42845513
You don't know how long they will be around. The VOD will always be there. If not on youtube, then on the usual site.

>>42845447
>>42845576
Shark more important

>>42845513
You will regret it in 30 years.

>>42845664
I regret skipping the outfit reveals years before because of my brother needing help, and then he was late and fuck you and your family shit.

>>42845633
You are right, you can see your family tomorrow, next week, any other moment that this one. Don't listen to those faggots.

>>42833478
How much is gura paying you to keep spamming /ggg/ threads even though she has not been streeming for more than a month? 5$ in the form of amazon codes per thread and then extra for samefagging posting comments and pictures?
Just wanted to remind you that you are and will be a random marketing associate keeping her presence in boards while i'm still be her husband and that's not gonna change because you increase the rate of spam and recycling.

>>42845364
>Family wanted to go out
>it started to rain a lot so is cancelled for the day
Thanks Zeus

Don't let the return stream distract you from the fact that Gura reportedly smells very nice.

>>42845443
That sucks, I have to work during the Valentines stream. I'm lucky enough to able to watch or at the very least listen to streams while I'm working, but I really want to give 100% of my attention to this one.
It's too short a notice to take that day off now, especially when it's obvious that I would only want that day to spend time with a girl (although not in the way they would think)

I hope Gura & Shion have sex after they're done streaming

I am unironically going insane, gura cute!

goop goop is gooping soon

>>42845943
Has the best hugs too.

she's going to graduate i saw it in a dream

>>42845364
stop being a fucking loser and go spend time with your family

>>42846243
I really think about this a lot.

>>42846250
I'll be so proud

hello again gents
any notable non-gura stuff happening around these parts while i was gone?
and what do /we/ think about it
anyway im so excited i cant stop smiling

>>42846250
Yeah, and she also got cancer too

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1624477028312567809
https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1624519542260264960

What did they mean

>>42846587
Mumei knows how nervous Gura is. Or how much shark juice she's going to give us.

Is Gura's "small shark with a big fork" line a dick joke?

>>42846673
By "big fork" she means me, but she meant dork

>>42846957
haha, sure.
bend over, chumbie

what's the best extension/script to filter chat? I want to remove specific words. maybe someone here has a good one

>>42847112
Yes my queen.

Global really is full of "Chumbuds" desperate for everybody to hate Chumbuds, my lord.
I've never seen so much numberfagging, timeslot, overlap brainrot in my life

>Ina went to an onsen with Gura and saw her naked
damn

>>42847477
fuck

>>42847477
I would give up half my lifespan to see Gura naked

Is it true bros. Goopy goop is back?

>>42847477
That should’ve been ME

>multiple catalog threads
>multiple ignored baitposts
You can feel it, can't you? The complete destruction of your retarded rrats is at hand, and it cannot be stopped. You will return to being completely ignored and you just can't handle it.
A fitting end for a pathetic being.

>>42847422
Don't go to global it's literally a reddit colony.

>>42847477
Ina got to see Gura's little girl cun T u T

>>42847614
goop goop is gooping tonight!

>>42838566
SNIIIIFFFFF

>>42847726
Hooray!

>>42847680
Yeah I'm never making that mistake again, its very obviously falseflaggers just trying to make fanbases they don't like hate eachother. 90% of it isn't even close to organic

>>42847658
It's fun to see them seethe all across the catalog, it's a great day to be a chumbud.

>>42847422
>numberfagging
I'm glad I'm not this kind of autistic.
I also sometimes take a look at the catalog and see these hololive vs niji type threads. Like this "war" is made up and no one actually cares, right?

>>42847477
What's the big deal? I see Gura naked every night

>>42847799
And here's the falseflaggers trying to get people to hate global.

you won't be able to watch the secret masturbation stream unless you get your gachikoi badge

>>42847884
Go back to your precious colony you faggot

>>42847822
Gura could somehow have fucking 10 viewers and I'd still be watching. I don't give a shit about any statistics. I just wanna enjoy my shork and be happy

>>42841865
I am incredibly jealous of you, thirty Dinos anon.
I think this Dino is sick, she keeps saying "Wah"

>>42848008
That's a twitter post. It's not mine.

>>42847884
stop that

Did Gura bring her wand vibrator with her to Japan?

>>42848055
You started it.

>>42839055
Your image contradicts your statement

>>42848095
She was saying yesterday that she's enjoying the vibrations of her bed.

>>42848095
she's been borrowing ina's

>>42848097
Nuh uh

>>42848095
She doesn't need it. She brought me instead.

>>42848095
Yes. I enjoyed visiting Japan with Gura.

>>42846551
youre not funny nigga

I might miss the first 10-20 minutes of the stream because of work... Gura give me a small delay pls....

i hope she eats her breakfast before streaming

>>42848330
damn

>>42848303
I bet they'll eat breakfast after she streams together.

Well when she eventually runs into streaming problems during her stay, there should be at least someone in this house of women that can help her with whatever compooter problem she has.

jwu HAHAHA THAT DUMB CUNT THE SAID SHE WOULDN'T SOLO STREAM ON VALENTINES CAN SUCK MY FUCKING NUTS.

Gura is real

Are fembuds real though?

in an hour and 17 minutes i will have ball slapping sex with gura

>>42848784
Yes

>>42848672
dammit...

>>42848864
under a thousand filters. Imagine being beautiful enough to have photos of yourself. Would need more than a thousand filters to make my hideous fleshy visage not make you throw up in your own mouth.

>>42849068
What do you mean? that pic is unedited, those shades are legit real

I'll try my best not to gosling too hard tonight, but I can't make any promises.

>>42848864
>look again at the size of my plushie
wait, wtf how small is she

The calm before the storm.

>>42849136
didn't even notice, distracted by the inhuman skin.

>>42849068
Doll look is appealing as well.

>>42849068
Fembud hands typed this post.

>>42849198
looks like her eyelids are a-peeling

>>42849198
>fake eyelashes to make the eye look bigger

>>42849159
i'm starting to gosling a little. god i missed her. Like life really took a downturn in the last two months, like fuck man. Had to face it all alone too. But I made it and she's back.

>>42849198
HOW FUCKING SMALL ARE THESE GIRLS

>>42847422
>using global
can't be me

Imagine a fembud cosplaying as Gura, trying to fulfill your Gura fantasy....

>>42849198
looks like an alien. I'm never quite sure whether I have yellow fever or not. They just so weird looking. No where near as beautiful as a certain girl i know.

>>42849355
Global is kinda like #, just remove the unicorns and tribalist and replace them with homobeggars and unityfags

Her return is nigh.
...you're not ready, are you?

>>42849353
asian size

>>42849533
i can literally grip the entire plushie in my hand, and then theres even a bit of space left over
by that logic i should be able to completely squash these womens' heads one-handed (or close anyway)

One hour left. Feels like a year I'm waiting since the room opened.

>>42849681
Keep in mind they're also probably using photoshop to shrink their proportions.

>>42849498
You'd know all about #, wouldn't you.

>>42849159
Bro i went on a gura detox during her break just to make sure I still love her when she comes back and sure enough I still do

>>42849681
imagine seeing Gura's head next to her dino plushie for scaled. I bet it's tiny. Uoh.

>>42849741
Im just stating the fact that # is unicorn central, you don't even need to visit # to know that

>>42847477
GIWTWM. Man, Ina sure is lucky.

>>42836283
arigatoe

What snacks has everyone prepared for the stream?

>>42839181
it's ai bruv

>>42836283
Gura disables DVR specifically to stop you. This is nothing less than an anti script.

>>42849980
I don't know if it counts as a snack but im having a burger.

>>42850155
it is. I had three hamburgers yesterday before dinner and two today before breakfast.

>>42850203
fatbud....

>>42847884
Plenty of reasons to hate it, it has all the worse skitzo faggots from every fan base seething on cooldown and constantly being derailed and invaded. The place fucking sucks 99% of the time. /here/ is chill when were not being derailed and invaded.

shion talking about the daily sex she's been having with gura

>>42850298
Global is the same. Funnily enough when one is being raided the other usually isn't, weird how that works.

>>42849980
I'm cooking chicken satay from scratch because i fucking love peanuts. I'm trying to time everything so it's all ready for when the stream starts. Then I'm gonna stuff my face while watching my wife. Time to put in the BEANS.

Why does Gura hate me?

>>42850694
because you won't put your peepee in her poopoo.

>>42850737
If you have sex in the ass you're gay, doesn't matter if the ass belong to a woman, man, dog or even yourself, you're gay.

>>42850737
But she poops from there...

LESS THAN 45 MINUTES LEFT

>>42850809
>He doesn't want his soul squeezed out by Gura's vicegrip butthole
ngmi

>>42850833
Not right now she don't

>>42850809
If you'd ever been with a girl, you'd know girl butt is different. But you haven't so.... maybe one day. Refusing a girl that's begging you to cum in her ass is gay.

>>42850902
leave and kill yourself

>>42850844
I'M READY BUT I ALSO DON'T FEEL READY

>>42850902
No girl has ever begged to do anal without an ulterior motive.

>>42850953
yeah nah, i'll think i'll stay and have buttsex with girls till my penis is all stinky.

>>42851010
so none?

>>42851006
>say you've never had sex without saying you've never had sex
One day friend, I believe in you.

>>42850902
>If you'd ever been with a girl, you'd know girl butt is different.
Yeah, it's cute, still not touching it
>a girl that's begging you to cum in her ass
Wouldn't be my girl to begin with, only whores do that

I actually did doggy with my ex and while she told me it felt slightly better she got more hornier with stuff with me looking at her or being closer to her face because she liked getting kissed while doing it much more

Gura would be exactly like my ex, she loves smoochy kisses because she's a good shark

>>42850973
I dont know why I feel like I'm being chased and my mind is racing
I also drank 2 espressos a few hours ago so that might be it

>>42851075
Go explode.

>>42851060
Good album

I need coffee right FUCKING now

>>42851079
>he doesn't like dirty talk
Gay as fuck.

haha butts

>>42851116
I plan to, when the stream starts.

>>42851177

Are there actually girls that like anal? From what I've heard it's usually the guys that do the begging and the girl reluctantly agreeing.

>>42851099
You get used to it. I just ignore the demons with too many teeth behind my shoulder.

>>42851253
It feels really fucking good, I have to admit it. Asses are tighter than a vagina, and a vagina feels like heaven, so I can only imagine.

It's still dirty, takes too much preparation (both physical and mental), and more, I just can't be bothered and neither can the average person

>>42851253
A lot of girls don't realize they can cum from anal. So it does take some convincing, but once they're a well trained buttwife, they want it all on their own.

what the fuck is going on in her prechat

Same pop? when gooba returns?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRGQugQpjz8

gura's feet...

>>42851338
which is worse, her prechat or this thread?

>>42851369
In my face, on my tongue

>>42851391
This thread, easily.