/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Have you seen this adorable penguin?
Now you have!

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE WON

That thumbnail... OP are you letting the intrusive thoughts win again?

>>42812673
Yeah she's adorable but I miss her streams

I love Rosemi with all of my heart!

free my nigga zaion

Nijisanji Ex-EN

sicklings explain this
https://twitter.com/HexHaywire/status/1624244044426801153

For me, it's Shuca.

Luca love!

Our precious lovely Rosemi-sama~

>>42812718
Either that thumbnail, or this one (same artist). I used that because it looked more romantic than this kissing

>>42812704
And it only took, what, a thousand and a half balls? What a load of shit. Anyone know any good guro artists I can commission for a Shirabe doujin?

>>42812747
>no bf
what do?

Niji drama

LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban !

>>42812399
No, Pomu isn't safe. Not until Enna and the Gang of Five (Enna, Kyo, Vox, Reimu, Mysta) all graduate.
The Gang of Five is the cancer destroying NijiEN.

>>42812747
this is a bit fucked up because his most parasocial fans with bfs might actually do it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>42812747
>break up w ur boyfriend 4 me
my fucking sides

>>42812632
This fucker is just purposefully riling up the sisters isn't he? You just know every sister who doesn't have a bf will be extra offended to compesate and that's the vast majority of them.

Haruka has been playing this baseball game since morning she must be enjoying this

Should I purchase a membership for a person I don't understand?

I love my bird wife Enna!

>>42812747
Fucking BASED

>>42812748
Lucake is better

Mom, I’m scared of quilldren… they’re going nuts again

>>42812864
She loves PowerPro so much. I hope they make her captain again

Just found out that #akurei is a fairly new hashtag on twitter with the first artwork being tagged on may 2022

>>42812864
Wait, is she playing the shitty $1 version, or the older full version?

>>42812846
It's a cringe valentine line, relax. Imagine the guy doing it in a uwu voice and it's nothing more then a valentine card.

>>42812820
>Hex is helping a couple of guys get out of their toxic relationship by making the girls break up with them
Is Hex, dare I say, our brotuber?

>>42812821
Stop attempting to break unity

where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike where is ike

I can be your bf if you need one to break up with for hex. All I ask in return is for you to dress up as Rosemi and give me a footjob.

>>42812649
AKUREI THRIVING

>>42812820
Any sister who actually has a bf will be well adjusted enough to know that he's joking.

>>42812910
the $1 version, she just loves powerpro that much, even maimoto isn't playing it,

Look, Pomies, i'm NOT going to ERP with you on steam
BUT I would be willing to hopcon VRC in like 20 minutes

>>42812926
If you see it that way I don't see a problem, but I'm a bit worried for those in healthy relationships. Then again, if they're in a healthy relationship they wouldn't be bothered watchign vtubers in the first place

>>42812964
holy moly

>>42812719
me too :(
praying for a valentine's stream since she contributed to the vps

>>42812893
Didn't she reject being a captain last year because of stress or something?

>>42812704
SYMPHOGEAAAH!?

>>42812952
Any person who has common sense will know he is joking.

https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1624010037453631488

>>42793849
Reposting again.
How do you use that program? Or is it an online thing?

>>42813009
It's fucking over...

>>42813000
Did she? Well, it’s understandable if she doesn’t want to. It does seem really stressful

Here's what i think will happen
>Selen will not renew her contract
>She will stream as an indie until holo auditions are open
>She will easily get in as Mumei's nepo hire
>She will collab with her friends from niji with no problems
>She will still have her projects
The only thing different is that she will finally be making BANK considering how popular she will be compared to almost not streaming gens and she does like singing and dancing because that what her fans wants. I just want her to make a shit load of money to finally get her life together

sex with mysta

>>42813086
I would the koala

>>42813086
Eroi...

>>42813063
Kagami the previous year had a whole ass self made paper book out of powerpro notes

>>42812649
AKUREI THRIVING!

>>42813006
>Any person who has common sense
Most sisters don't. That's the problem.

>>42813069
>Mumei nepo hire
ENTER INA

I don't get what's so fun about pachinko

trying to find those asmrs buds were talking about last stream.... why am i so bad at searching

>>42812932
Five days... five days...

>>42813009
despite it all we still have sluts

>>42813121
japanese brainrot

>>42813112
Ina should rope herself

>>42813069
you should at least watch Selen before you use her as bait

I just want to stay I love this Feesh and want to have sex with her and afterwards cuddle!

>>42813121
numbers numbers numbers numbers numbers

>>42813069
This is a little pathetic of you anon.

>>42812649
Imagine the makeup sex...

Another day, another disappointment. no sonny stream in sight to entertain myself, I may have even forgotten his voice but not his piss colored hair. Maybe I should just hibernate until I get my sight on a waiting room from sonny brisko...

>>42813128
just google it

>>42813112
I doubt they will let her after the last one flopped

>>42812877 >>42812997
Why does Enna pretend to be poor and suffering, but at the same time tells us her parents were musicians?
You know, "musician" as a career path is not exactly associated with "poverty". The people who are able to make a living as a musician often live in upscale areas. In fact Enna just said that through her parents she got connected to a lot of very important producers an stuff, so it sounds like they were doing well.

In fact, in her membership stream, Enna said that she never felt much pressure to succeed in life and was basically drifting in the wind and being lazy all the time. This is very typical of privileged upper-middle class kids who have too much money and time on their hands and no real pressure to work hard. It's also kind of hypocritical to complain about "poverty" when you somehow moved to a wealthy western country, and took tours of Europe and shit.

This is why she's a narcissist. She calls herself "slumsaint" as if she's a saint from the slums, when the exact polar opposite is the case.

>>42813103
But he cheated on her with some whore....

Here's what i think will happen
>Vox will not renew his contract
>He will stream as an indie until holo auditions are open
>He will easily get in as Vesper's nepo hire
>He will collab with his friends from niji with no problems
>He will still have his projects
The only thing different is that he will finally be making BANK considering how popular he will be compared to almost not streaming gens and he does like singing and dancing because that what his fans wants. I just want him to make a shit load of money to finally get his life together

>>42813179
>"musician" as a career path is not exactly associated with "poverty"
I wanna live in the world you live in

>>42813006
You can't let yourself be held back by common sense in /v/t.

>>42813069
begone holobeggar

>>42813157
>>42813149
I don't care about hololive/nijisanji war but she will make way more in hololive while still doing everything else herself, there's nothing stopping her from collabing with her niji friends either,her fanbase will also don't mind

>>42812649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOGcqNOLB64

>>42813179
>>42813223

>>42813167
yeah i realised as i sent that i was using ddg... im dumb. found it now!!! oiwbhikwfb

>>42813227
I think Gura should be in vshojo she would make a lot of money with ironmouse and nyanners

>>42812649
>They dance all night after finally meeting each other.
>Ike deep inside knows it: she's the girl
>They have fun and both are completely exhausted from such an exciting night of non stop dancing
>After they are done Ike and Reimu arrive to the hotel room she's staying
>He's completely nervous, however...
>"See you tomorrow Ike it was fun my love!"
>Despite that Ike was happy from was such a great night. Next time he's going to be braver and finally get the girl of his dreams
>He leaves the hotel shortly still feeling butterflies in his stomach
>However as soon he exits the building he realized he didn't give Reimu this gift he brought from his homeland
>"Yeah it's here"
>Ike checks his pocket and finds this cute keychain. Confident he turns around.
>"Alright let's do this"
>He enters again the hotel room and goes to Reimu's room
>On his way he recognizes a figure in front of him
>Said figure is a couple of meters away from him and has not noticed him
>They are going through the same stairs
>And now walking through the same hallway
>...
>Ike stops for a second to see this figure's destination
>The man stands in front of Reimu's room
>"No... You gotta be kiddi-"
>It's Vox Akuma
>The demon was about to knock when suddenly the door opens. It's Reimu.
>"Hey! Took you so long!"
>"Relax I'm here now, okay?"
>Reimu stands on her tip toes to reach Vox but it's not possible, the man lower himself and she kisses him
>Ike only can watch from distance
>"Are you coming in or what mi amor?"
>"Don't mind if I do"
>Reimu enters the room and so does Vox but not before noticing Ike on the distance
>He gives the novelist a shit eating grin and a thumbs up and then closes the door
>Ike just stands there
>After a minute his phone vibrates. A message arrived.
>"Hey man I didn't know you were on town let's hang out tomorrow because I'm busy tonight haha"
>Ike deletes the message and leaves the hotel
>Something inside of him breaks

>>42813239
wait did you drown what the heck

Fuck Furen is so fucking cute and retarded I love watching her play FFX

>>42813227
Why do you keep pushing this when you're unable to actually showcase how she'll make more money when they actively get less merchandise, less superchats, less sponsorships, less literally everything nigga. CCV and ad revenue doesn't pay shit

>>42813313
>Fuck Furen
Don't mind if I do.

It's all good if Kindred are fine with it I guess but I can't lie if I found out my oshi not only had a girlfriend but was also a cheater I think I'd just kill myself, can't imagine a worse mental image, it would actually destroy my perception of all men

>>42813179
I don't get the connection that she worked in retail, in Japan, yet talks like a upper class woman and went on vacation to multiple countries

>>42813261
Ike still has Millie and Enna

Here's what i think will happen
>Bae will not renew her contract
>she will stream as an indie until niji auditions are open
>she will easily get in as Elira's nepo hire
>she will collab with his friends from holo with no problems
>she will still have her projects
The only thing different is that she will finally be making BANK considering how popular she will be compared to almost streaming gens and she does like singing and dancing because that what her fans wants. I just want her to make a shit load of money to finally get her life together
Don't shit my Nijisanji oshis.

>>42813015
>>40733079

>>42813264
excited keyboard slam! i listen to lots of asmr but never erotic ones. im giddy to say the least

>>42813185
Relationship will thrive more under adversity

>>42813347
Because all of them literally bought fucking houses while nijigirls don't even break even with their project costs

>>42813399
Anon, Bae would make less money and viewers under Niji.
Holostars on the other hand.

>>42813369
Upper-middle class privileged kids take retail jobs.....in wealthy urban areas where their parents work. These jobs are just their way of getting some independence for themselves, but they have their parents cushioning their fall.

Go out of the urban areas into the countryside, you'll find millions of people living in REAL poverty. They aren't working part-time shifts at McDonalds, they're working in factories and shit. They're hauling lumber and building construction.

http://tieba.baidu.com/p/8256526607?share=9105&fr=share&unique=B2D35D566181542E85873CCF9722D9B1&st=1676101482&client_type=1&client_version=11.0.0&sfc=copy
It seems Vox was caught by one of the Aloupeeps. Based Aloupeep

>>42813261
Akurei still thriving!

>>42813416
Shut the fuck up holofag.

>>42813473
post screenshot and post it in catbox, not gonna visit that

>>42813148
Your holobegging ass should rope yourself

>>42813416
nah vshojo would be a better route
more talent freedom, no more giving a big portion of your earnings to corpo, no more schizos hounding you

>>42813473
>a fucking tieba link
anon really went spelunking in the public toilets for this one

>But in the end, it's only a passing thing this drama, even doomposting must pass. A new thread will come, and when the sun shines, it'll shine out the clearer. I know now anons in these threads had lots of chances of switching corpos, only they didn't. They kept going because they were holding on to something. That there's some good in Nijisanji, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for.

>>42813415
okay have fun!!!

>>42813526
???
I told Ina to off herself, nice reading comprehension retard

Selen will never leave Nijisanji as long as Pomu is in it. And you’d have to kill/imprison Pomu to make her not renew her contract

>>42813473
What the fuck is that? They're having a literal party over Vox misery kek.

>>42813555
Based

Enna really exposed herself that stream. Fucking ridiculous:
>>42809533 >>42809925 >>42808923
I don't know why Enna is so addicted to giving people life advice when, by her own admission, she's a lazy dropout who relies on her friend connections to get her an easy streaming job.

I will eat him

>>42813161
Not watching vods continuously? Weak.

>>42813389
>They dance all night after finally meeting each other.
>Ike deep inside knows it: she's the girl
>They have fun and both are completely exhausted from such an exciting night of non stop dancing
>After they are done Ike and Enna arrive to the hotel room she's staying
>He's completely nervous, however...
>"See you tomorrow Ike it was fun my love!"
>Despite that Ike was happy from was such a great night. Next time he's going to be braver and finally get the girl of his dreams
>He leaves the hotel shortly still feeling butterflies in his stomach
>However as soon he exits the building he realized he didn't give Enna this gift he brought from his homeland
>"Yeah it's here"
>Ike checks his pocket and finds this cute keychain. Confident he turns around.
>"Alright let's do this"
>He enters again the hotel room and goes to Enna's room
>On his way he recognizes a figure in front of him
>Said figure is a couple of meters away from him and has not noticed him
>They are going through the same stairs
>And now walking through the same hallway
>...
>Ike stops for a second to see this figure's destination
>The man stands in front of Enna's room
>"No... You gotta be kiddi-"
>It's Kyo Kaneko
>The cheerful guy was about to knock when suddenly the door opens. It's Enna.
>"Hey! Took you so long!"
>"Relax I'm here now, okay?"
>Enna stands on her tip toes to reach Kyo but it's not possible, the man lower himself and she kisses him
>Ike only can watch from distance
>"Are you coming in or what nigger?"
>"Don't mind if I do"
>Enna enters the room and so does Kyo but not before noticing Ike on the distance
>He gives the novelist a shit eating grin and a thumbs up and then closes the door
>Ike just stands there
>After a minute his phone vibrates. A message arrived.
>"Hey yo what's sub bro I didn't know you were on town let's hang out tomorrow because I'm busy tonight haha"
>Ike deletes the message and leaves the hotel
>Something inside of him breaks

>>42813187
Big if true
But I think he will just be indie

>>42813555
sam my oshi

Furen gonna ride ze shoopuf

Here's what i think will happen
>PIkamee will not renew her contract
>she will stream as an indie until niji auditions are open
>she will easily get in as Pomu's nepo hire
>she will collab with her friends from voms with no problems
>she will still have her projects
The only thing different is that she will finally be making BANK considering how popular she will be compared to almost streaming gens and she does like reacting because that what her fans wants. I just want her to make a shit load of money to finally get her life together
Don't shit my Nijisanji oshis.

otsunyui

>>42813519
So nijimales are allowed to make bank but niji girls aren't?
>>42813540
How is it better?

>>42813473
I always know some of chinese sisters are based

>>42813598
still has Millie

>>42813633
SHUT THE FUCK UP.

>>42812747
Is it bad that I subbed to Vex over this?

>>42813569
I can't believe hetshippers turned out to be right this time
Akurei is real

When is Enna’s turn to graduate? This is the one last thing I want to see after all those fucking shitshow

can anons write sexy fanfics instead. can we get some mpreg or something

>>42813598
KYOLOUETTE THRIVING

if you were vox's manager how would you handle this? any advice for vox anons?

>>42813473
>this link
Tf, are you Chinese?

>>42813678
what do you want

>>42813633
talent freedom is an important part brony
said one of your ex btw4w8aph

>>42813678
Nothing will ever come close to the stream where sonny was mpreg.

>>42813416
Selen could probably have bought a house back when they weren't nearly as expensive also doesn't bae literally live in a shack monitored by her parents and I'm pretty IRyS lives in an apartment.
Also buying a house right now is a scam

These posts are all ai-generated, I'm the only human left here

>>42813618
Pikamee come home. Your friends are waiting...

>>42813473
>party popper in the comment
are they celebrating CNY or what?
gong xi fa cai I guess??

So divine, I had to check if it was real.
Overdue in time, Catching up with a future self

These posts are all ai-generated, I'm the only human left here

New nijisanji pachinko tournament main stream
https://youtu.be/URw7czBAc8U
Advancing livers
From block A, Kanae and Yorumi
From block B, Maimoto
From block C, Sasaki and Kuzuha

>>42813699
Come up with better bait.

ass is sore because I am sitting on my pelvic bone instead of using the fat ass.
what to do??

>>42813706
anything. hornypost about your oshi's soft feet or armpits
>>42813713
i still have a hard time grasping selen literally fishing the fujo stream idea from this thread

>>42813789
You’re not alone, the voices are all with you too

My love for my gf Kotoka is not AI generated. I love this stinky gyaru and need a whiff of her fragrance every day to function normally.

>>42813799
yrm ganbatte

>>42813706
Vox x Kyo 1k words hurt/comfort angst fic where vox is the institution of mystic's professor and kyo is his student (NSFW).
Go.

where the fuck is sonny anyway

>>42813706
hetship erotic fanfic

>>42813789
That's what an ai would say to not be found out. Pomie you may be the one who's actually a real bot...

>>42813473
is tieba the 4ch of china

>>42813657
Keep seething, the pay difference is insane considering how bad they boys content is and yet Vox and Mysta bought fucking land and houses, it's simply fair if the girls are also allowed to earn a lot even if it means moving companies.
>>42813709
I don't think a lot of Selen's project got canceled for her to need talent freedom
>>42813719
Bae's parents build her a shed because she was too loud, IRyS lives in Japan, houses there are expensive.

>>42813650
>They dance all night after finally meeting each other.
>Ike deep inside knows it: she's the girl
>They have fun and both are completely exhausted from such an exciting night of non stop dancing
>After they are done Ike and Millie arrive to the hotel room she's staying
>He's completely nervous, however...
>"See you tomorrow Ike it was fun my love!"
>Despite that Ike was happy from was such a great night. Next time he's going to be braver and finally get the girl of his dreams
>He leaves the hotel shortly still feeling butterflies in his stomach
>However as soon he exits the building he realized he didn't give Millie this gift he brought from his homeland
>"Yeah it's here"
>Ike checks his pocket and finds this cute keychain. Confident he turns around.
>"Alright let's do this"
>He enters again the hotel room and goes to Millie's room
>On his way he recognizes a figure in front of him
>Said figure is a couple of meters away from him and has not noticed him
>They are going through the same stairs
>And now walking through the same hallway
>...
>Ike stops for a second to see this figure's destination
>The man stands in front of Enna's room
>"No... You gotta be kiddi-"
>It's Luca Kaneshiro
>The mafia was about to knock when suddenly the door opens. It's Millie.
>"UNPOG! Took you so long!"
>"Relax I'm here now, okay?"
>Millie stands on her tip toes to reach Luca but it's not possible, the man lower himself and she kisses him
>Ike only can watch from distance
>"Do you want some POG omagalol?"
>"Don't mind if I do"
>Millie enters the room and so does Luca but not before noticing Ike on the distance
>He gives the novelist a shit eating grin and a thumbs up and then closes the door
>Ike just stands there
>After a minute his phone vibrates. A message arrived.
>"HaHA Ikeywikey I didn't know you were on town let's POG together tomorrow because I'm busy tonight sadge"
>Ike deletes the message and leaves the hotel
>Something inside of him breaks

why is meloco's mouth so erotic

>>42813598
At least he still has Millie, right?

I wish I could be there for Pomu

>>42813473
Lmao I read the other posts and the chinks are literally celebrating wtf is wrong with them

>>42813875
Someone should write Akurei fanfic where Reimu gets NTRed by Vox

been watching elira’s vods for quite some time now and i’m craving for some good jrpgs to play. what’s your recommendation, anon?

>>42813920
oh... >>42813910

>>42813891
b2 calls weibo the public toilets of the internet. teiba is what weibo considers the public toilets of the internet. so, yes.

>>42813908
>obessed

>>42813857
wait for the announcement

>>42813910
Pomu.... betrayed by MLP, even outside of the Dread Hunger collab

Maimoto's pachinko tournament main stream just cut out the sound after you heard Gaku helping out some of the livers

>>42813994
Oh my god Sonny mpreg is real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HioKsAHHCHk
are aloupeeps just holofags?

Okay, retards. Who is vox dating, then. If you say Reimu you are a retard

>>42813957
Anything you specifically like in a JRPG?

>>42813473
Where does it say it's a peep? I see a Maria pfp popping champagne though kek.

>>42813875
rope yourself posthaste

The Vox drama is just to distract you from Kyo's drama which was just to distract you from Zaoin's drama which was just to distract you from Millie's drama which was just to distract you from thinking about Petra's existence.

>>42814026
Finana

>>42814026
Me, it was me all along

>>42813618
i miss pikamee and pomu collab...

>>42813994
the announcement of him getting married to me? sure

I love Enna Alouette. Wherever her fate takes her, I will follow. Her voice is like a warm blanket around my weary soul, and her music is a stairway to heaven.

>>42814073

>>42814014
Heh stream ended ?

sonny LOVE

>>42814026
Well since you called me a retard anyway I'm gonna say Reimu.

>>42814041
The op posts her enna cosplay in the same thread for whatever reason

>>42813908
While i don't mind Selen going to Hololive, i dont see her jumping ships unless something actually really bad happens
Besides, she would either stop with vtubing or go indie before that

>>42813990
fucking manipulative fake lying son of a bitch backstabber

Steaming magic mike 2012 rn while watching hskw

>>42814026
It's Sonny, that's why there will be an announcement soon, because he got Sonny pregnant. Sonny is going to be having a baby soon!

>>42814103
>whatever reason
attention whoring

>>42813908
nyanners bought a house too and she doesn't need to deal with corpo bullshit
sounds like it's a better deal than being in blue dorito

lots of shitposters tonight

>I wish the schizos had never come to this thread. I wish none of this had happened.
>So do all who browse this thread, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the thread that is given to us.

>>42814093
I'm guessing Maimoto is remaking the stream since it had rewind on

>>42814026
Mysta

>>42814083
Why is she doing a racist anti-white stereotype stream?

>>42812649
Sorry I don't watch Nijisanji. Is that picture Vox and his girlfriend?

>>42814026
his brother. fulgur keeps taking breaks because he has to get abortions

>>42814026
Reimu because they're not just dating. They're already married

>>42814158
My new favorite anon, incredibly based

>>42814158
>>42813555
god I love LOTR posting thank you Elira

>>42814196
That's a ghost, his girlfriend died

>>42814193
Hot

>>42813908
Looks like you struck a nerve lol

>>42814182
Because all her viewers are Asians who hate white so much

>>42814215
Meant for>>42814186
AAAAAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEE

>>42814158

>>42814227
see: >>42812600

Furen is making so many cute noises

I know the reason Sonny's not streaming anymore. He saw how the Briskadets were all saying they didn't need him anymore during the last stream and that they were more entertaining than Sonny, saying Briskadets my oshi so he decided you guys can just entertain yourselves now. Great job, you did it Briskadets!

>>42814135
>attention whoring
I mean she's so cute so mission accomplished I guess.

>>42814251
This anime was pretty good. Especially episode 1. Made me cry.

No it all makes sense now

Sonny is on break because he got pregnant with Vox's baby. The announcement will be his babyshower where we will all be invited. The mpreg is real, and Sonny will be wanting us to name his baby.

It all fits. Everything makes sense. I've cracked the code.

I want to do this with sonny's gloved finger

New pachinko tournament main stream?
https://youtu.be/wyc2BYo0Ox8

i miss petra, hope shes doing ok and not killin gherself on school

>>42814031
good plot or/and good characters, i guess

Since it's dead hours, what hobbies do you guys have outside of vtubers

>>42814319
Yup they fixed it

>>42814323
Same. I love this dumb penguin and don't want her to stress out over things.

The sisters are fighting each other now. This is the most bloody fight I have ever seen

>>42814026
definitely not ike

>>42814363
Anime, videogames, history videos (mostly historical battles) on youtube, sengoku jidai

>>42814363
masturbating, crying over how lonely I am, and playing guitar wbu?

>>42814343
Tales of Berseria

>>42814406
Also, arcade games such as DDR, PIU, and WMMT6

>>42814389
where

>>42814363
Work, trying to stay alive, in some rare lucky cases I play a game or watch an anime.

>>42814363
cooking, motorcycles, bikes, camping, diy-ing stuff I can easily get fixed by others cheaper!

Mpreg Sonny is real Mpreg Sonny is real Mpreg Sonny is real!

>>42814446
Anon just check internet pls

>>42814289
KEK she has the perfect face to be cast as a backstabbing bitch in a chinese harem drama. it's the eyes.

>>42814446
where else do the land whales congregate?

>>42814363
reading manga (i don’t have enough energy to watch anime anymore) and novel, playing video games

>>42814477
>provides no link or context
Great now I'll be forced to believe the narrative that everyone is fighting over who will name Vox and Sonny's new baby

>>42814363
gardening

>>42814363
I'm currently in an existential funk that Diamond Dogs and Mother Base will never be real and that Big Boss will never fulton me into it since Pomu beat MGS V.

I've been here before, but it took a long time to forget this pain. No, I'm not fucking joking. I miss my boys.

Is it just me, or have Niji EN schedules been a bit bare recently?

>>42814496
Just like her oshi fr fr

>>42814572
half of the branch is on break.

>>42814438
i’ve played that!

>>42814572
Half of them are on strike

>>42814363
looking for new sneakers to buy to wear on MY TRIP TO JAPAN BABY

Lmao chink sisters are funny

>>42814561
What an absolute sausagefest

> meiji chocolate ad in sonny's VOD
He's Japanese

Gambling begins

>>42814572
I don't see any bears?
You'll have to wait for the bara wave, Pomu.

>>42814643
They have chicken and beef too

>>42814611
Have you played Xenogears?

>>42812952
Well adjusted people avoid women because they are a financial and emotional drain.

Millie come back soon… I miss you.

>>42814343
Try Nier and Drakengard series

>>42814643
mmm yummy

>>42814583
enna (appearance-wise because this requires brains) would be the girl with the big innocent eyes who's secretly spiking your tea with abortifacients and everyone underestimates her due to her sickly exterior. this girl would be the one to push you down the stairs in front of everyone so you lose your baby because she knows all you can do is cope and seethe since she outranks you

sonny getting absolutely destroyed URGH

>>42814714
RIP Bozo

Every once and a while I see a new enna fanfic on here. I do not perceive them because they are not of my mpreg oshi, Sonny

>>42814724
Page 1 confession: drakengard 1 is still the best one. I’m hoping they get a remaster at some point

millie will come back from break and be addicted to spelunky

>>42813006
>common sense
something that most anons /here/ don’t have, unfortunately

> Bursting is cheating

>>42814724
>>42814793
everything reminds me of him
captcha 8sgay

I don't see any sonny stream...

>>42814714
I'd rather she not

>>42814794
>spoiler
Millielaugh

>>42814794
>spoiler
millielaughing.jpg

he doesn't know i-no's moveset but he'll try her anyway

>>42814833
He is pregnant please understand.

>>42812747
absolute chad

ngl I want to see a Finana and Zaion Genshin sponsored collab. I hope she comes back soon Zaimons.

everyone on break is on maternity leave. who impregnated whom

kek he's never playing i-no again

>>42814908
Vox impregnated Sonny.

>>42814698
i haven’t! i’ll check it out then
>>42814724
>>42814793
i’ve played the nier series (i love it so much) but not drakengard! i’ll add it to my list

Sister can you explain to me what is it with your obsession with pregnancy? For males pregnancy is like a very niche kink. Why is it so common with fujos?

sonny vs sunny! last time he proved he was the real sonny will it go the same way as the last time they've fought

>>42814738
QRD on Enna's membership stream
>Basically admitted that she didn't care about Nijisanji other than using it to meet music producers and promote her music.
>Said that she's really lazy and never tries at everything. Dropped out of music school because it was too much work.
>Doesn't even know how to read music notes and relies on rote memorization. Probably why her karaokes take months of practice to not sound like shit.
>Said her father badmouthed her all the time for being extremely lazy and wasting her talent.
>Everything she said hinted at an extremely privileged upbringing. Not the "poverty" she likes to pretend.
>Giving her chat "life advice" that is hilariously bad. Like, don't work hard at anything or care about succeeding at anything.

It was so bad I feel a bit disgusted by the whole thing. My opinion of her has dropped even lower than it already was.

When will vox return? I can’t live without him

>>42814908
Elira impregnated Shu

>>42814908
So many fertile to be moms :’)

>>42814908
shu and mysta impregnated each other

>>42814958
the pregnant person gets taken care of and pampered but they also lactate and secrete fluids from their breasts, their body will change to accommodate for the pregnancy and leaves them helpless but also horny

>>42814908
you know EXACTLY who impregnated htem

and sonny won again! he proved it once again and he won't have to prove it again (unless it's sunny's turn again)

>>42814908
all me

>>42814983
how do you think new waves spawn, child

I impregnated Aster. I make sure he is always filled with my cum.

>>42814908
Selen impregnated Ike

>>42815019
>leaves them helpless but also horny
when we had our first and second child it was unironically non stop sex like all day for the last 3-4 months. it was VERY hot

>>42814343
Tales of the Abyss.
Final fantasy stranger of paradise

kek this match is literally a PowerPoint slide

>>42815058
You could have said that Ike is just lazy as fuck

>>42815073
WOO!
What match anon?
That sounds EXCITING!
I wanna watch!

>>42815062
whoa

>>42814908
Ren impregnated Ren.

What if..
> Millie returns this week
> Schedule would be 2 double stream, off on friday, creative stream on valentines, serious karaoke on saturday, and a plate up collab with selen, maria and shu

>>42815062
please, I don't want to imagine anyone from here having children.

>>42815026
would Todd have any unicorns?

>>42815055
>aster isn't on break
>despite being constantly filled with anon's cum, he can't get pregnant
>aster is infertile
>he compares himself to his colleagues who often go on break to give birth
>he loses all self-esteem
how do we save him

Sonny is making fun of this kadet for button smashing KEK If only I can play games too this sucks... I also want sonny to make fun of my horrendous gaming skills

>>42815108
??? Anon asked who impregnated who. I only answered.

>>42814968
Enna doesn't know how to read sheet music? How can she hope to progress in the music industry if she can't even do that? I learned it a side hobby, she's so lazy lmao.

>>42815124
What if Millie graduated so we could rid the branch of her retarded stream ideas that negatively impact the entire branch

>>42815162
no, because he doesnt try to hide who he is, he literally has a "hook up" counter that goes up everytime he hooks up with someone.

and also talks about all the raunchy sex he has with his girlfriend after he finishes helping her with her sophomore algebra homework

>>42814363
I enjoy streaming sometimes

I forgot how weird the guados are.

>>42815176
It's not needed as a singer

lotta futas in this branch...

>>42814968
Thanks for supporting my chuuba with your membership money! :DD

>>42815230
>what is gifted membership

>>42815222
I want Maria to go ham on me with her futa cock

>>42814026
Nina

>>42815208
I was about to say that some famous celebrities have gone on to say that they never read a piece of sheet music in their life and they did just fine. You don't need sheet music to be a good singer.

>>42814968
I'm rooting for you to kick Miguel out. I support your endeavor into becoming Enna's only gachikoi.

>>42814888
Forever upset at the sheer fucking lack of MonHun from EN.

>>42814968
please don't shitpost under my chinese period drama autism, thank you

>>42815176
Her music career was fucking dead anon. The only thing that saved her ass was nepotism through her friendship connections to Millie and Enna.
Meanwhile she's giving her chat advice like "just don't work hard", and even shat on her classmates for being "too ambitious".

There's also the whole "fake poverty" thing that she does:
>>42813179

>>42815124
i dont care what it is. i just miss millie and want her back

>>42815251
Thanks for giving her the views brother! ;)

It's obvious Vox is dating both the panda and Shiishii

>>42815311
Adblock enabled

>>42814363
league of legends...

>>42815222
all of them have cocks and all of them are in my mouth

>>42815176
im literally a session guitarist and drummer, and I dont know how to read sheet music aside from drum sheet music which is all just relating to like 6 drums and the beat in a bar. I barely know music theory and a majority of my knowledge comes from other songs using shit that sounds nice and knowing scales and riffs

>>42815208
No it's not. But if you're intending to work in the music industry it helps to know how to since you're going to be working with other musicians, not just sing by yourself. It's pretty easy to learn too and I think it actually helps you consolidate your musical perception.

>>42815342
aster...

>>42815062
Yeah, with me

>>42815361
Again, many famous musicians and music artists have gone on the record to say that they never have read sheet music before. Some musicians are just that fucking talented.

>>42815394
nah, my wife goes on /ck/, /toy/, /cgl/, /a/, and /co/ because shes a huge nerd.

all this talk of futas reminds me we need an artist to update that cock chart with all of iluna's and xsoleil's...

>>42815382
new asol is fun ok!!!

>>42815353
Well by refusing to learn sheet music, she was forced to drop out of music school. And she's forced to practice songs hundreds of times to memorize them by rote. Doesn't sound like a very efficient use of time to me.

She also said that she never cared about fixing mistakes or polishing up her music, and basically just wanted to lie around singing whenever she felt like it probably smoking weed. It's easy to see how such a lazy and over-privileged person never got anywhere in her music career, nobody will invest in a person like that.

And it's not just her music career she put zero effort into, its also her vtubing career. She's one of the lowest-streaming girls in the branch, and usually eating on stream and letting chat backseat her through games. She just doesn't put effort into ANYTHING.

>>42815431
okay now you're just showing off, I think you need to leave

>>42815062
STOP THIS IS MAKING ME HORNY AND MAKES ME THINK OF THAT ONE PREGGERS ENNA ART. I want to have sex with pregnant Enna.

>>42815452
Tiny stinky gyaru futa cock...

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>>42815452
if the girls get a cock chart can the guys get a pussy chart

>>42815503

>>42814363
drawing. the visual improvement and building on your previous skill s makes me feel human. and i get to draw niche porn

I didn't think anon would get so offended over someone not reading sheet music

>>42814363
I picked up sewing

>>42815469
buddy if you think being lazy and smoking weed bars you from a music career boy do I have a genre to show you.

>>42815469
I dont know why the FUCK your replying to me, nothing of what I said relates to anything you said and im convinced your a bot now.
Also what the FUCK are you talking about "shes forced to practice songs and memorize them by note"
THATS LITERALLY WHAT BEING A MUSICIAN IS, AND NO IT'S NOT EFFICIENT BUT NEITHER IS SHITPOSTING ON /VT/ BUT HERE YOU ARE

ALSO A GOOD MUSICIAN MAKES MISTAKES AND KEEPS GOING, THATS THE POINT OF BEING A MUSICIAN, TRY TO GET IT PERFECT BUT KNOW WHEN IT'S TIME TO KEEP MOVING ON YOU FUCKING RETARD
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY IM BEING SO TRIGGERED BY A FUCKING BOT BUT I AM JESUS FUCK

>>42813568
Thats still ignoring the fact that selen has stated that she will never leave niji, so the holobegger is actually disturbingly pathetic

>>42815495
i was thinking huge, stinky, grotesque gyaru cock

>>42815504
sure why not

There's like no good Furen porn

Furen watching NTR happen right in front of her eyes...

>>42815494
Post it

>>42814363
Balisong flipping

>>42814363
Guitar, Drums, and playing vidya mostly.
Been thinking about upgrading my guitar cause I have 2, 200 dollar guitars and an acoustic. The problem is that the 200 dollar ones sound like ass but im not sure if it's a "me" problem or my amp or whatever the fuck. I'm tempted to hire a music teacher online to figure it out lmao

>>42814363
I want to pick up programming but I'm not particularly good at math and logic .I'm really bummed out.

>>42815548
hey millie

>>42815548
Man just ignore the ennaschizo just like everyone else /here/

>>42815535
Well she said that she in her highschool music program there were lots of upper-class type kids who were extremely ambitious and wanting to work hard and achieve something in their career. And she shat on them and dropped out of the class because she was too lazy to learn music notes. This is the kind of person she is.

Also this story she told really hints at a priviliged upper-middle class upbriging probably in a wealthy area. I bet she went to school with lots of wealthy people. But she's so ignorant and sheltered she somehow convinced herself she's poor. Like I bet she's never been out of a city before

>>42814363
games, reading bl novels and manga, and i like baking and cooking too

>>42813732
1001010011010110100010100

watching aster made me want to try league. please convince me this is a bad idea

>>42815553
nice. my oshi is a whore and constantly giving birth, the only way to make him feel tight again is by fucking his ass and urethra at the same time

>>42814363
I collect swords

>>42815562
https://twitter.com/pudding_sleepy/status/1607985446101090304

Imagine being trigger by someone not wanting to read sheet music and doing fine without it

>>42815627
it's a bad idea

do it anyway

>>42815631
SONNY?

>>42815548
>THATS LITERALLY WHAT BEING A MUSICIAN IS,
No anon, talented musicians can learn a song very rapidly by reading music. Yeah very few people can read directly from a music sheet and get a song on their first try, but having the notes in front of them is incredibly helpful. Enna isn't doing that, she's listening to the music and then copying what she hears. It's probably an extremely time-consuming process and probably why it takes so long to practice for karaoke. along with her general laziness.
>A GOOD MUSICIAN MAKES MISTAKES AND KEEPS GOING
Enna is not a "good musician" lmao, she just a robot who copies notes with her voice after memorizing them. She can't even read music anon, she's certainly not writing any music of her own.

>>42814438
Part 3 of the trilogy when namco

>>42815072
oh, i have heard good things about abyss but i haven’t gotten around to it. i’ll definitely try it

>>42815648
>doing fine without it
You mean, having a completely-dead career that is only resurrected because your friends hooked you up with an easy streaming job.

Don't take enna's advice anon, unless you have nepotism on your side it won't lead you anywhere

>>42815648
i honestly didn't know you needed to be able to read music to sing

>>42814363
Pirating flac music

>>42815648
don't tell that anon but I write out the notes

>>42814363
i play gacha games and read manhwa or BL fic

>>42815687
fuuchan. but sonny and he can be pregnancy sisters or something

>>42815688
>Anon ignores that talented musicians who have never read sheet music before exist.
>Anon keeps going on about not reading sheet music is bad

Anon is obessed with sheet music?

>>42815688
>Bot calling another person a bot
Rumao

>>42814363
Light Novels, Video games, Anime, eating

https://twitter.com/tsugumi_minato/status/1623976455351996417
Cosplay sex is so weird to me

>>42815754
No what's "bad" is being so painfully lazy that you drop out of music school because you don't want to try. Then having your father grow incredibly worried and say you're "wasting your talent". Then the worst part, giving other people the advice "don't work very hard at your passion". That's just malicious.