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Fat cat

cant wait till the next nsfw asmr so i can jack off imagining milords 8 inch cock!!

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban ! i hope he does a zatsu TOT

wife love! less than 24 hours until i hear his voice again!

wuca love! day 3

I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband!!!! Please stream soon please even if it's short even if it's some kusoge I'm on my knees here I'll do anything

>>42741130
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 24 HOURS? WHAT IS HE DOING

>>42741406
Check the teamup.

>>42741406
He'll be playing Dark And Darker with Selen and some others.

piochan soon!

>>42741440
>>42741473
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I MISSED YOU SO MUCH YEESSSSSSSSSSSS

>>42741694
Most sane Comfydant.

My two autistic interests are colliding, although I don't think wife is like joseph at all not sure who he would be though

>>42741782
wife is polnarefu

>>42741749
We're pretty normal

>>42741749
i believe mintfag is the most sane

>>42741818
I was going to say wife is Johnny for the joke but also I do think their personalities are kind of similar. Pol is reserved for the new gamer wave frog

Soft cuddles with Hex

>>42741782
Risotto Nero?

>>42741880
OR wife(legatus) could be jotaro....uki as kakyoin, polnareff I dunno. avdol is Ike and joseph is luca

while wife is gone i'll rewatch the harry potter movies and re-read all my snape x harry fanfics or i'll go insane without him

>>42741948
Wife definitely would love how he looks but he doesn't feel like Risotto, if we're talking part 5 I think he's more Bruno or Abacchio, Luca is Narancia.
>>42741973
Younger Joseph I can see being Luca but older Joseph I'm not so sure.

Piccolo

Picollo

>>42742432

Picolo

Pikkolo

Picoolo

pico de gallo

boku no pico

rape

>>42741126
the oversized clothes make him look so tiny!

>>42742938
rape

whichever member lurks here, can you tell luca to play valorant and elden ring again please. also finish ghost of tsushima.

>>42743138
get the head empty hopcon gang back together PLEASE

>>42743138
The way luxiem fucked noctyx's ass that game still pains me

>>42743200
please, valorant gives them enough room to fuck around and still win. ow2 feels too serious

https://www.youtube.com/live/S7dJqQG4zYU

pi pi pio soon!!

>>42743230
biggest plot twist for a versus game

>>42742938
his outfit is honestly so so cute when it’s drawn in this kind of art style. i adore this little guy so much

>>42743284
i just want the condiment boys back together. i was promised more EDF you fuckers

>>42743502
condiment boys and i want a redo of the gta v collab without that annoying hacker

cute piochan whispering..
i might fall asleep at this rate

>>42743230
That collab was genuinely not enjoyable to me, I had luxnoc collab ptsd for a while

HOLY WIFE SEX
https://twitter.com/soraruuuuuuuuu/status/1623607603191480320

I'm tired of catalogue shitposting. Post nenmen dick thoughts.

-mysta: uncirc'd boyfriend dick. reasonable size, shape, just a nice fun penis with a reasonable c-curve that anyone would be relieved to find waiting for them at the end of the day. he said he hasn't shaved in a while so might have dick stubble.
-shu: also a nice reasonable dick, not too big, a sensible cock but with a pronounced head. probably has bush, fascinated to know what color the pubes would be. uncircumcised obvs
-vox: apparently inconveniently large, i'm going to imagine it's longer rather than thick and probly has at least one prominent vein. uncircumcised, downward curve to make it extra inconvenient to fuck him.
-ike: one of those "pretty feminine dicks" people lust over on /r9k/, just the prettiest dick you've ever seen, also uncircumcised, soft silvery-blue pubes he probably uses conditioner on. thicker than it looks. i feel like he'd have a lot of foreskin.
-luca: endowed to the point that it's a problem for everyone who wants to fuck him. afraid to be rough with anyone because he doesn't want to hurt them with his stupid himbo dick. assuming uncircumcised? not sure what aus does, but it seems the trend. straight but soft pubes, and a lot of them. has probably made himself lightheaded with his own boners.

-uki: another pretty dick, very good for all use cases, produces a lot of precm. not sure if he's circumcised or not. probably waxes. shaft is smooth and particularly veiny.
-fulgur: not the longest but Thick™, and he knows what he's doing with it. has a vein that mirrors vox's but on the other side bc im normal. a problem for oral bc of the size, but not if you're uki violeta. definitely has hair in the area bc we know what fulgur likes.
-sonny: grower, not a shower. pubes are wiry. probably had phimosis growing up, but it's resolved as an adult. shamefully probably had to learn to clean under his foreskin at random in the shower one miserable day, much to his eternal shame, but now takes good care of his junk. has a definite curve upwards but the head isn't too threatening.
-alban: maybe a little on the smaller size but more than enough to have fun with and he's comfortable with it because he's taken enough dick to know size is sometimes more of a burden than a blessing. circumcised and with a prominent head that makes itself apparent in use. probly the favorite dick in the house.

-ren: man has a tentacle dick with fluting on the edges that mirror his horns. it's prehensile, can wrap around things, semi-transparent, and drippy. it's also somewhat long and emerges from a vent between his legs, so it's quite sensitive and a little cool because of his naturally lower body temperature compared to humans. everyone who sees it wants to hopcon and he's forever torn between being flattered, baffled, and happy to oblige. no idea if ren has body hair.
-kyo: on the petite side, circumcised, but the head is fat and it curves to the left. provably shaves his pubes but is lazy about it.
-aster: long boy, another grower that will surprise you. lots of delicate veining on this one. probably another one that used to have phimosis and had to take special measures to correct it and free his head, which is tapered. flushes particularly pink when aroused. definitely waxed smooth.

ver: another comfortable, reasonable dick, and pleasantly thick. flushes a deep color... you could say it's vermillion when aroused. uncircumcised, stands straight up which can be a good or a bad thing but he's good about putting in the effort to make it work.
-hex: a shower, though he grows enough. longer and with a definite curve but an oddly delicate head. circumcised, and has a scar under the head from the procedure. pubes are curly. most likely to have genital piercings.
-doppio: another big boy, surprising no one. has a gentle shape to the head and a gentle curve and is wider at the base than at the head -- and as we all know, it's smooth as silk thanks to his new waxing fetish. is actually a little shy about the size of it because he knows it's a lot to handle and some partners just can't do it. accidentally makes people into size queens after one night.

>>42741045
>>42745450
speaks for itself

>>42745546
I wouldn't have considered this fic but thank you, anon.

>>42745576
we archive important things, we have the briskadet cow story and the luxiem interviews archived

>>42745450
bless you peen anon

I love my brain damaged boy

>>42745654
i hope babykadet having a good day.

He's going to let Auban out of the basement to stream this morning!

>>42746532
he should stream what he's doing to alban in the basement

News:
Luxiem Anniversary Merch in Animate locations Feb 10: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1602531258386587649?s=20&t=6coeFPD1_QMieTfbxfsfSQ
Luxiem UFO Catcher Plushies: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1619968811901550595
Iluna x Ensky Hbby Merch: https://twitter.com/Ensky_Hobby/status/1622430084715126785
Outfit status: 2 weeks

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem Artbook: https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/fromagee/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
Vox Nendo Preorders (Jan 5-Feb 15): https://www.goodsmileus.com/product/nendoroid-vox-akuma-9880
Noctyx Manekineko Collab (Until Feb 26): https://www.animate.shop/collections/nijisanji-en-vtuber-group-noctyx-x-manekineko-collab-merch
Iluna 6 months
Valentines

BOB(boys on break):
Ike (until feb 16)
Luca (Until feb 15)
Uki (Feb 8-15)
Fulgur
Alban
Shu (?)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I WANNA FUCK WUCA SO BAD.I WANNA GARGLE ON HIS SHAFT LIKE MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.
I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF HIS ABS. I WANT HIM TO PUMP HIS BABY BATTER IN MY RUMP EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT
I WANNA FUCK FUCK FUCK LUCA SOOOOOOOOO BAD. PLEASE GOD. FUCK. I WANT HIM TO BLAST ENDLESS BURSTS OF CUM, AND GLAZE ME LIKE A DONUT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
I WANNA TASTE EVERY INCH OF HIS BODY. OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
PLEASE.
I WANNA FUCK LUCA. I WANNA FUCK LUCA. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. AND I WILL NEVER CUM TO ANYTHING ELSE BUT HIS AUSSIE COCK.
PLEASE PLEASE. OH MY GOD. I'M SO HORNY. BUT WHEN I SEE LUCA I CAN'T STAND IT. I WANNA FUCK LUCA. I WON'T CUM TO ANYTHING BUT LUCA
HELP ME. FUCK. LUCA.
I'M SO HORNY FOR MAFIA BOSS COOOOOOCK. OH MY GOD. PLEASE. FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK. OH MY FUCKING GOD
IMAGINE BEING HIS CHAIR AND FEELING HIS BUTT AND THIGHS PRESSING AGAINST YOU. I WOULD BE BURSTING WATERFALLS EVERY TIME I FELT HIM AGAINST ME
FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK.
I WANNA FUCK WUCA.
I WANNA FUCK WUCA.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>42745752
I miss the babykadet...come back...

R

>>42745450
>catalogue shitposting
go back

>>42751411
A

>>42743138
I'd actually rather like to see Luca tackle the recent Ratchet and Clank

Vox is about to play Nintendogs. Did you play this game growing up anons? Did you make your dog wear the Mario hat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtZO4ed9eT8

>>42751839
I played the 3ds version since there were no 3ds games at lauch. Still have my dogs there and I check on them every now and then.

>>42751631
P

>>42751908
That's cute. I had considered getting it on the 3DS, but only ever played the DS one. I had Chihuahua & Friends because the case was blue. BOYS DON'T GET PURPLE OR GREEN, WE GET BLUE.

Ah stupid childhood memories

It's not a Vox stream unless he's 15 minutes late minimum. Guess I'll find something to eat then.

>>42752056
E

I miss the bois

Vox died on his way to fix his troat

Maybe I should just stick to vtubers in my timezone. Going out of my way to catch his streams so early gets tiring after a while especially since he never starts on time. Doesn't help that I'm not a significant part of his "business" because I don't give him enough superchat money for him to think of me as worthy enough of his attention. Keeping up with certain vtubers seems like more of a chore than something fun now.

>>42752873
just drop him if you don't like him anymore. There's plenty of others out there.

>>42752873
A fair few of them, I just add 15mins to the timetable. Because I've come to accept that even with a job in which you set your own schedule, they are still late

There he is

oh wow I'm not late

>>42752954
Can you point to where I said I don't like him anymore?

>>42752977
Yeah but I've never seen anyone this consistently late before. I'll excuse him for the sore throat but sometimes stuff like eating or doing stuff he needs to do before stream can be easily sorted out before stream.

VOX IT'S A TOUCH SCREEN GAME, PUT THE BOTTOM SCREEN IN THE BIG BOX

>>42753198
nta but i can see why, he's almost late to every stream this year hope he can fix that

>>42753282
KEK why the fuck is he like this... VOX

>>42753291
Yeah whatever is going on I hope he can sort it out. Or just return to his old timeslot instead. It would give him time to eat and get some extra rest if he needs, and then he can stream when he's fully ready.

Vox and his virtual dog are very cute

>>42753198
But his schedule says rest day ? (I woke uo thinking there was a stream today kek)

there we go

>>42754057
There is a stream today, he's playing Nintendogs. Today is Friday.

>>42754138
I thought it was cancelled?..

>>42754273
He swapped wow with nintendogs

>>42754273
He moved it to today since he was a dumbass and didn't check to see if it worked yesterday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtZO4ed9eT8

>>42754273
anon...

For an 18 year old game it's amazing how much it holds up

>finds out about contests
>Immediately wants to make his dog competitive
classic

>>42754528
i can sense the incoming mald...

YOU CAN DO IT DISH SOAP

2nd place is not bad

>>42751839
How is he able to stream this game? Is he using an emulator or did he mod his DS? I thought Japanese companies wouldn't allow such things.

>>42755201
I think he has a capture card 3ds, which is allowed. The fact that he couldn't play a region locked game means he didn't mod it.

>>42755201
It's fairly expensive, but possible
>Nintendo does not approve of most capture cards for the 3DS, including the heavily modified Nintendo consoles
>Nintendo's approved for capture cards which reviewers used aren't in production anymore, so either he buys second hand or found a third party to produce one for him
>Software is available you can obtain (like Pomu) has but it's often laggy and it's apparent Vox went with the "pay high fee for quality" route

>>42755345
>Nintendo's approved for capture cards
I thought nintendo sued all capture card kits that were being produced.

Yume thoughts.....(are the yume yams here :o)

https://twitter.com/kurogayaito/status/1623630702045700097 thinking of coming up behind him and wrapping my hands around him ;u;;

>>42755676
Honestly, I've always liked Shu, he's funny, charming, cute and handsome. I understood why people fawned over him, but I didn't really yume him... But recently I've been questioning that. I think the Yaminions in this thread and in main have influenced me somewhat, because I think between them gushing about him, sharing pretty fanart and the yume art, and the fact that I've also found myself missing him too, I'm starting to understand yume Yaminions more and more...

This stream is so damn cute

I miss sexcat

Happy 2 months to Hex, Ver and Doppio <3

Shu announced a stream...it's happening in 3 weeks...

>>42755845
He's so lovely...sorry for the biased yam lenses but I didn't expect to yume him either he just nestled into my heart and carved out a whole space for himself. The way he's so easygoing, chill and reliable really spoke to me. I'm not too many years out of college but he always reminds me of the college crush I've never had irl ;u; and one time when he was asked what hairstyle he liked he replied with whatever suits the person most I just melted....

I miss him so much but his return would be so worth the wait I'm sure.

>>42756258
please announce a return stream before that ;u;;;

>>42752873
I sympathize. If I miss his stream I only catch up if it's really good. Let the paypigs support him and enjoy the free ride

this game makes me miss wife and dog

I forgot nintendogs was moved to today and missed 2 hours...

byebye milord

>>42755345
I didn't even know there were 3DS capture cards... time to see if Nintendo killed all the modders off or not, I need me one of those.

Really cute stream, I hope dish soap streams can happen every now and again

>>42752873
thats what ive been doing, i catch the stray stream in the mornings when i can and watch some of the vods. i miss him like hell though. at least i saw the last bits of drunk stream and dish soap today.

>>42758888
there's ways to do it in software for free

had a dream vox was photoshopping memes of himself he was making one with his face looking smug and some stretched video game text under it that said Unlimited Orgasm

anal sex with shu yamino (he's mad and won't listen to me if I tell him to stop)

I miss Luca! I hope whatever he's doing this week resolves itself painlessly.

Yellow pog man... deprivation

(That V-day VP though? WOW. WOOOOOOW!)

>>42759481
entirely possible and in character

I am going to fucking kill myself https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1624069902179901442?s=20

what the fuck happened to his family... i hope everything is alright

>>42759876
jesus fucking christ..

>>42759876
oh no.....

World frigid and cold.... Please come back soon...
I AM TRYING TO FIGHT THE VOICES IN MY HEAD I AM TRYING TO FIGHT THEM SO HARD I WILL NOT MAKE SCHIZO RRATS

>>42759876
luxiem's last bastion down... it's nothing serious i hope

>>42759876
i feel a very bad incoming sense of dread. my hands are clammy and my spine feels cold

im really scared anons

>>42755845
I'm making yume art later.. This post made me so happy! I also didn't intentionally yume him, I think he's that slow and steady type and before you knew it, you start liking him. I love it when he bursts into laughter! I just want him to be happy. I love him so much!

>>42760680
Nah I feel you. I'm already preparing for the worst

>>42759876
What the fuck… I was literally thinking yesterday how happy he seemed to be. I really really hope it’s nothing too bad :(

This is a cursed month and we're not even halfway through

>>42759876
yeah I think I'll take a break from this board for a while

Here I'm hosting the new puss in boots in just a minute here. If you guys need something to distract you!

>>42759876
It's not likely anything to do with Niji, this specific wording almost always means "IRL Family Situation" in my experience... I hope whatever it is isn't too serious. Regardless of how you feel about Vox, try to be accommodating and understanding if he's a bit of a mess in the coming weeks. I... also recently had a family tragedy, and I'm still a disaster after all this time. It might take a while for him to be up to streaming and bantering and so on. But he has a good support network, and a lot of people (IRL) who care about him. I'm hopeful he can be okay.

>>42761447
I'll tune in, thanks for the movie ninianon

>>42760955
December January and now February have been awful and it just gets progressively worse, what is happening

>>42761447
ill be busy but thank you ninianon. i never got to thank you for the christmas movies, they were really fun.

I will never forgive Zaion for this

stay strong kindreds

brace yourselves anons, stay sane, and hide stinky posts

noctyx anni is the only thing that can save this month

>>42759876
This sounds like a pretty big family emergency, I hope he takes cares of himself.

>>42762186
noctyx is always so cursed...im worried

>>42762351
STOP they'll save us

>>42762351
PLEASE stop....don't say anything and don't speak anything into existence....

Alban please come save me

sonny....i miss you...

>>42762351
Based on personal observations over the months, Luxnoc and/or their fans cannot both thrive or suffer at the same time, the pendulum swings both ways... therefore noctyx anniversary will be relatively peaceful albeit unexceptional.
(jokes aside i hope vox is okay, obviously he should take as long as he needs but I pray it's nothing too serious and he can come back soon... hang in there kindreds)

Out of the remaining boys, have any of them promised a vday streams? I have no plans that day

>>42759876
Got doxxed apparently and wants to take legal action through Niji.

I think I'll take a break from newsposts until my husband comes back. This month fucking sucks. Have a good day. I'll post my copypata next if anyone wants to pick up the mantle.

have a nice break kindreds, it really is best to step away for a while

>>42763410
Kek

News:
Luxiem Anniversary Merch in Animate locations Feb 10: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1602531258386587649?s=20&t=6coeFPD1_QMieTfbxfsfSQ
Luxiem UFO Catcher Plushies: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1619968811901550595
Iluna x Ensky Hbby Merch: https://twitter.com/Ensky_Hobby/status/1622430084715126785
Outfit status: 2 weeks

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem Artbook: https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/fromagee/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
Vox Nendo Preorders (Jan 5-Feb 15): https://www.goodsmileus.com/product/nendoroid-vox-akuma-9880
Noctyx Manekineko Collab (Until Feb 26): https://www.animate.shop/collections/nijisanji-en-vtuber-group-noctyx-x-manekineko-collab-merch
Iluna 6 months
Valentines

BOB(boys on break):
Ike (until feb 16)
Luca (Until feb 15)
Uki (Until Feb 15)
Fulgur
Alban
Shu
Vox

See ya later, and I hope all doxxfags die painful deahs

>>42763618
Source?

>>42763765
She is (me), I lack the critical information…

>>42763921
Check other threads. People already posting screenshots from the Doxxsite. Seems they got to his house.

>>42764025
stop talking about this shit here nigger

>>42764025
jesus fucking christ.

>>42764025
Fuck. I'm done.

The more livers go on break the more anons will shit post about the iluna and xslay…boy its gonna be a long month or so….

I'm more inclined to believe him on the family thing but if it is a doxx I am so fucking mad

Those fuckers really making his life a living hell. Holy shit

>>42764181
AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

>>42764240
Doxxed by pasta is apparently what main is saying...

stop talking about doxx how fucking hard is it

>>42764495
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>believing main, especially when it comes to vox
lol lmao. I will wait for him to come back, no matter how long it takes

Uki is one of the only male vtubers I know of who has actually openly talked about how he dated men before, he’s pretty based.

Daily reminder to hide posts, stay out of catalog threads and believe literally nothing you read /here/, last main thread was a shitshow and anons were making up rats and blowing them up in record times like some sort of fucked up telephone game. Wouldn't be surprised if retarded threadreaders took that wattpad fanfic and ran with it, trust nothing unless you hear it from the livers themselves. Also all doxxsite tourists need to neck themselves. Good luck kindred stay safe

>>42764634
he's a slut what did you except

>>42764495
>apparently what main is saying
so it's all just schizo rrats then.

>>42764638
Cute kitty

>>42764634
He's gay what do you expect him to talk about, the straight ones talk about dating girls too so it'd makes sense he would talk about dating guys.

>>42764638
Thanks, I will. I think I'm just gonna leave until he comes back.

>>42764638
Uki is one of the only male vtubers I know of who has actually openly talked about how he dated men before, he’s pretty based.

>>42763910
Mysta and Sonny are the only boys not on break wtf

>>42764690
He's talked about hooking up with random men at clubs at this point short of a "I had an orgy at a bdsm sex club" story, I wouldn't he surprised about anything he says.

If it makes anyone feel better, notice how immediately after someone made up a rumor that Vox is dating someone (me btw), the hetshipping started, and then the brotuber begging started. They still can't let him go. They want him so bad they have to make things up to try and get his yumes to leave. Honestly it makes me feel more powerful.

Sasuga Mr. Coom.

>>42764719
If it's a schizo rrat then it's hilarious, literally doxxed by pasta but it it's real then it's scary that something this small can do that.

>>42764638
cute alban you have there

At my first defense no one came to stand by me, but all deserted me. May it not be charged against them! But the Lord stood by me and strengthened me, so that through me the message might be fully proclaimed and all the Gentiles might hear it. So I was rescued from the lion's mouth. The Lord will rescue me from every evil deed and bring me safely into his heavenly kingdom. To him be the glory forever and ever.
Baamen.

>>42765307
baamen!

>>42765307
Baamen

Can self insert art be used as yume art?

>>42754239
Post your schedule, Mysta!!!

>>42765481
Self-insert art is yume art.

>>42765072
Anyone who's a Briskadet knows how far people will go to get information. It's fucking scary. I've had an online-to-irl stalker before and more than anything it becomes exasperating that you keep having to deal with it, like "ah, THIS bitch again." I hope Vox is okay, I wouldn't wish this on anyone.

>>42765595
But its someone else and not really a person made to be everyone….if that makes sense

>>42765733
I feel like it depends on how generic the self-insert is

Just woke up. Hex love!

>>42766182
Love!

>>42751667
anon im sorry i dont think luca would ever touch that game on stream

>>42766267
he is always so tense looking while streaming. He needs a stress relief

>>42751667
Aren't the more modern rachet and clank games kinda meh?

>>42766436

>be doppio
>have no personality
>literarrly none
>have the hiccups one day
>eureka!
>retard in chat:wow so funny hur
>add hic emote
>now you have to "hiccup" every 5 minutes to keep the retards happy
>pain

>>42766664
My heart..

>>42766671
What??

>>42766849
Someone got lost, just ignore

Queued up Greatest Showman on Nini in case you're bored and looking for a distraction

>>42766923
thank you, i missed out on puss in the boots

>>42766664
cute

>>42766967
Shame it's one of my favorites, I saw it in theaters along with the new avatar and ended up liking it more.

>>42766817

>>42767054
ill get to it eventually

cat lewds good

wife's fat cock inside me

?
>>42764809

>>42767605
Uki is one of the only male vtubers I know of who has actually openly talked about how he dated men before, he’s pretty based.

sorry for the socpost but I JUST BOOKED MY TICKETS TO JAPAN

>>42767754
congrats anon

>>42767754
nice

>>42767754
you better take as many pictures of any nijistuff you find there anon
congrats!

ver's gonna collab on saturday with kotoka/sera in dark and darker. i didn't understand half of their mahjong soul stream but it was still pretty fun

>>42764911
>sonny
>not on break
anon......

>>42766267
>>42766182
If I want to check out Hex, which streams do you recommend?

>>42769345
let the briskadets cope

>>42767877
>>42767890
>>42767895
thanks! i definitely will try to track down as many niji-related things. i was bummed out about missing wife's birthday but now that things are set in stone all i can feel is excitement. i wonder how fast birthday merch ships domestically, if i could get it shipped to my hotel.

>>42769502
they tend to ship pretty fast but anykara's headquarters are in tokyo, japan if your hotel is in that area too

>>42769691
i'm spending a week in tokyo at the end of my trip, i'll look into it. would be nice to save on shipping.

>>42766267

he cooka da pasta
>>42769402

>>42769850
I feel like I'd be too worried about it being delayed somehow and missing it, but I hope it works out for you if you decide to do it! Shipping costs suck.

>>42769850
You can also check animate and kotobukiya, I think they have some merch in the actual store, but I'm not sure what they'd have in particular.

https://youtu.be/i0VO0EdoUZA

>>42770010
i'll make sure the timeframe works before i order, otherwise i'll just fork over the shipping fees as usual...
>>42770602
i would be visiting those shops anyways so i'll keep an eye out.

>>42765052
Like fucking clockwork >>42770571

>>42771113
Please stop linking that shithole here, I can believe you because they are so predictable

WIFE WIFE WIFE I NEED TO RAPE WIFE I NEED TO RAPE WIFE I NEED I NEED I MISS HIS VOICE SO MUCH HOW CAN ONE WEEK TAKE SO LONG. I WAS FINE WHEN HIS BREAK WAS A WHOLE MONTH BUT FOR SOME REASON ONE WEEK HURTS EVEN MORE WHY. I NEED MY WIFE I NEED MY WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I NEED MY WIFE I MISS HIM SO MUCH I NEED HIM AS HIS ZATSUS AND HIS COMFY LAUGH I NEED I MISS HIM SO MUCH AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>42771484
Relax anon, not everyone's up to date on every drama and may respond to shit without knowing the backstory. It's good to give a warning.

gato gordo y largo del sexo.....

>>42771936
Yeah, sorry. Hopefully after work today I can shift gears out of the rabbit hole. I have tons of games and anime I've gotta catch up on, and my steam deck finally came in yesterday, so I can entertain myself while he's gone. I'm just so tired.

>>42771973
17 more hours left

>>42771689
Me too

>>42772186
It's okay I'm tired too honestly. Looks like a couple of kindred are taking breaks, whether it's from vtubers, vox, this website, or all 3. I'm taking a break and I'll find something else to hyperfixate on for a while. I'm gonna take up writing some original stories and maybe come back refreshed. Have fun with the deck and games!

>>42772479
Thanks. I'm gonna catch up on my backlog and watch some gundam 00. I'm gonna hope he comes back for his birthday, but other than that, I'm gonna take a big break from vtubers.

Shubert!!

>>42772724

>>42772769

>>42772608
Oh hey I've got the entire Gundam 00 series on DVD! Nowhere to watch it anymore since I have this new laptop and I don't have a suitable tv to hook up this old PS3 to. I should catch up on anime as well. I'm still in the middle of Hunte X Hunter and next I might watch Cheer Boys!!

>>42772769
>>42772816
Ponytail sex

>>42773220
Oh nice. I might rewatch some of my favorites since it’s free seratonin too. Also gonna buy the kirby remake by the end of the month since it’s one of my favorite games. Honestly every hobby of mine outside of vtubers is having a great time. I’ll focus on those and keep myself happy.

fellow kindreds, whether posters or lurkers, stay strong and keep your head screwed on tight. think carefully about what you read and the intent of who might be reacting or spreading them, and use your own judgment. we're crazy and mentally ill but it makes us stronger!! believe in the you that believes in vox!!

>>42773587
psh, okay MOM. Jeez you're not my parent and I'm not a baby!

This is the only good cross-post because it is a based and correct opinion.

>>42773794

I’m gonna worry myself into a fit if I don’t try and focus on other things, so all I can do is hope it’ll all be okay. Take care kindred and I hope demon will be alright …

>>42774073
kys

>>42774395
take care kindred

I hope he'll get through whatever he's going through. It hurts seeing a man with such a kind heart suffer so much

>>42774433
Deny the truth all you want but MINT CHOCOLATE IS FUCKING GOOD

>>42774073
<3

>>42774717
you know what's good? my fat cock up your ass

LOVE!

>>42774756
https://youtu.be/VsYuqvSVMbs?t=642

>>42775392
Love!

>>42773768
>breastfeeds you to shut you up

>>42773587
Thanks mom, this really calmed me down. I’m getting ready for this to be a long break.

not to make a bad joke but when that anon said "now that luxiem met up, what will be the bad outcome a meteor hitting the earth?", i didn't think the result was these past 2 months being absolute hell as a luxiem fan.

>>42776097
That was me… i want to say sorry

>>42776822
its okay, you didnt make it happen though a meteor mightve been a better outcome

>>42776862
I'd rather a meteor hit earth so we can just all die already

>>42776822
we have to sacrifice and kill this anon to bring luxiem back

>>42776971
well atleast give me one chance to fuck my oshi before then

Whoever you are, anons, whatever you're up to, remember that at the end of the day we're all just people. Flawed, imperfect, even our oshis (or any other entertainer) is still just a person. They'll have their up and downs just like we do. And so even in bad times, remember that things will get better as long as you stick around long enough to see it. Take a break from vtubers, from the internet, definitely from this board -- and come back when you're ready, if you're ready. It wasn't a waste of time to get invested in something if it brought you joy, even if you ultimately move on -- and if you find yourself missing the boys down the line, you can always hopcon a stream, see what they're up to. There are always more streams, and always more VODs, and always more vtubers to discover, too. Remember that tiny things are blown up to astronomical proportions on the internet, and especially in places like this -- remember that, and try to stay grounded as everyone predicts the world is about to come crashing down around the entire vtubing industry over this, that, and the other thing, too. In a month's time, this will be a footnote in people's memory. Let's hope for the best, and try to be kind to ourselves and each other, as much as we can. I know it's the culture of both this board and this site to just tell people to slit their wrists for being emotional, but I'd still rather be kind at times like this.

Take care, /nenmen/. We'll see each other again sooner or later. I'll always write more porn, it's only a matter of time.

Doppio Little Nightmares https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lx3-XWvAZM

>>42778287
thank you fellow kindred

i think ill stick around in the meantime despite the trolls, theres reassurance in anonymous company. you take care of yourself too, lets wait patiently for however long it takes for vox to come back.

piochan trying to force a sneeze, cute

>>42778287
thank you kindred, hope you do well too

poco pio

pocopio

yes, i would like one piochan, in grande size

At least i’ll always have the cutest stream to go back to if i ever want to see him

wife's dick inside me

i just found out abt the cow briskadet and i get her . im a briskadet too and i just rekindled my love for milk, though not as much as her ...
though instead of getting a pet cow, my dream is marry a farmer and get fresh milk from his cattle

Gay Sonny

>>42781118
If I married a farmar i'd make him dress up as a sexy cowgirl and drink his milk

>>42781247
farmar

>>42781275
e

>>42781247
im a briskadet so you have to understand, but personally i'd prefer him to force me to dress up and then drink his milk

>>42781118
Moo

>>42781349
briskadet........

what the hell, this asset looks really good...

>>42781118
Pictured: It's anon

>>42781649
Vox always gets insane assets. Kindred are really impressive.

>>42781247
jinzou farmer..

piochan doesnt want to get peed on

<3

>>42781349
w-would you be dressed up as a cow or-

>>42778287
>everyone predicts the world is about to come

>>42782303
well if i love the farmer then dressing up as a cow doesnt seem too bad . im flat tho so idk how that's gonna go..

>>42783105
if lolis wear cow bikinis then anything goes

Information online is always going to be hazy at best, tenfold when everyone wishes to establish a narrative they wish to best see fit for any given situation. So it only makes sense, given the nature of the entertainment industry (which vTubing is apart off) that said practice would be amplified tenfold.

Given the ongoing "drama" surrounding NijiEN, if you wish to call it that, hot topics will come and go for many of the livers involved. Not just within the branch, but company wide too. So it's up to us, as adults, fans, consumers and most importantly, people, to be patient. It's only natural to react in some manner, but it's even more important to refrain from acting upon impulse. With due time, answers will be provided. Not all will satisfy, but they will be a means to an end of hypotheticals and elaborate theories.

With that said, It's been a stressful week for many. Both fans and livers alike. Don't forget that your mental and physical wellbeing matters just as much as your oshi. So take a break away from the PC if you feel it's needed, treat yourself right. Once you are ready, come back. We'll be here in /nenmen/ or within whatever communities you feel safe to be apart of anon. Be safe, be sound

>yumeing to an actual manwhore
lol

>>42783551
What?

I miss him

Cheeky fucker

>>42784304
Missing oshis

>>42784293
tldr: rrats are everywhere calm down and take care

wife doko...............

>>42786084
6 more minutes and we can finally hear his voice....

i missed him so much and he was barely back for a week and this shit happens ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR

WIFE

wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is wife named fucking gargle seed

>>42787000
whore...........

>>42787000
wife offering to gargle boss cum!

wife already asking chat for long staffs to gaggle cum for!

wife trying to defect by choosing some corny zoomer name, you're not fooling anyone

wife gay joke counter: 2

WIFE ALREADY PENETRATED! (nonconsentually!)

wife's kettle laugh....home......

wife kettling gives me an instant shot of dopamine

wife asking to strip and fuck his dead body....

>>42787715
oh this ai is good

>>42787715
>that hand
also kys

wife rapebaiting whiney babyboy voice begging for groomers to rp with him in this darksouls game........

is pondering the orb a euphemism for something else

>>42787715
dick doko?

>>42788016
anon? it's a meme

>>42788092
micropenis remember just like the cat

>>42788102
i just like making every livepost about wife horny for no reason

>>42787715
why is it so hard getting the hands and fingers right? what makes it harder than the other body parts

>>42787767
Eh, I could have done way better with inpainting shit.
>>42787796
Wuv u too.
>>42788092
As of this post, all my AI gens are now cuntboys.
>>42788278
Think about how many real artists are bad at drawing hands.

>>42788278
because hands change a lot, they're not like boobs or faces that stay the same most of the time and the AI is, well, an AI who's too retarded to fit proper hands in their proper place

pondering the orb WAS an euphemism KEK

>>42788159
Auban's barbed micropenis.. ToT

wife wants an old men staff.....

>>42787715
laughing at how fucked up his hairpin gets in ai

>>42788982
barbed penis..

Kyo Pet Rating https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnQuqndVwBY

cute wife piochan

piochan so cute today. baseball slide!

>my father was also my mother
wife?

>my father was also my mother
THAT'S YOU WIFE!

KEK i bet wife heard that guy say nigger

>>42788498
>>42788625
i guess that makes sense

cute lil bro

wife wants cum

I wish I could gargle wife's seed

For the kadet that wanted Sonny soup
https://twitter.com/mymeloheart/status/1623757983443488768

Ver Yu-Gi-Oh (with Oh Jiyu) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9dLDKHL1wo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9dLDKHL1wo
ber ygo

ver had a hard day. i figured with his lack of tweeting

Aster Pien https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAVNvEiKKHc

remember when sonny died in mc in the nether and he made his way back just for his itens to despawn right in front of him

Ver cute

ver rebuilt doppio's coin toss deck

>>42795288
oh thats cute