/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Why can't (you) bake?

It's over, Magni's addicted
>>42736619
I was helping them in chat

>>42736619
gomen, it was a game of chicken before some anon would job with double threads :(

I can’t believe Vesper was the good guy and Altare was the bad guy all along.

As a hololive EN fan, watching the boys have constant impromptu collabs and play multiplayer games like Valheim that the girls never got around to is kinda bittersweet.

MOMMY ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/live/8e__ThuFf-8?feature=share

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>42736710
Amen

>>42736710
Amen

>>42736710
Amen.

This has some pretty comfy BGM.

MAMA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e__ThuFf-8

>>42736619
I have never baked before and I don't want to job

>>42736692
Big if true it isn't

>>42736866
Skill issue

Magni is such a strict mom

>>42736698
This is why Tempus mogs most of HoloEN. The girls have gotten complacent and rarely stream (with some exceptions like Fauna and Bae) or put in effort.

The boys are always streaming, doing impromptu collabs, and unique streams like the poker match and Judge Magni.

i want shinri to play metroid prime and obsessively scan everything

Magni I know your homosexual blood pulses whenever there's design-related issues, but your house is fine. Just think of the inverted wall as art.

>>42736944
can't believe magni was the first viking tiger mom

>>42736698
EN3 will be the spontaneous collab gen... they gotta be...

>>42736958
That'd be the slowest playthrough ever
>Metroid Prime Part 36: First time in Phendrana Drifts!

>>42736958
I'm excited for Ghost trick being released on the switch. I'd love for anyone who hasn't already played it to stream it.

>>42736944
Magni is such a big bro

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

For me it's Vespmachi & Axettel

>>42737207
based crackship enjoyer

I TOLD you I would get that clown fucker!

>>42737167
Nope, He's all yours, Anons

Just wanted to say that I love Regis Altare and hope that he had fun with his friends today. Goodnight gentlemen

>>42737167
Shut the fuck up Flayon.
We all know its you posting this shit constantly.

please.... full T8MPUS valheim collab... this tempurple collab is such a tease

>>42737251
Why you're mean to Bettel...

WE CAN CALL SHINRI MAMA NOW

>>42737251
KEK

https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1623909627095322624
Kind of off topic but it's interesting to see how holopro are throwing everything at the Taiwanese wall to see what sticks. Do Tempus have any kind of following in Taiwan? They're the only ones missing from this promo.

Bettel doesn't want to touch toes with Hakka...

Mi hermanito's bird feelings were hurt...Bettel must pay...

koi~nichiwa~~

Shinri is now officially the Mama of Tempus.
>>42737456
They do, but this was probably in planning for a long time now.

Have a nice day /mans/

https://streamable.com/ltwwtk

>>42737464
Knowing Bettel, he would somehow get his toes stolen in the night

>>42737456
>Do Tempus have any kind of following in Taiwan?
They do. There bunch of translated clip in YouTube and bilibili

Look Basically I'm just not gonna Collab! (T8MPUS COLLAB!!) I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know..... UGH I know.....It's just that I'm not collabing is all!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

>>42737456
taiwan and hongkong is where you can find StarsJP paypigs, not sure on tempus though

>>42737167
kissing another man would be machina x gayon, so no

MAX LUCK

>>42737524
I miss Kobalt...

>>42737565
WHORE

Magni mama...

>>42737565
i'm gonna consume nothing but anxiety meds for a month and then cum in his mouth so he can finally take them

Shinri... You work too hard... You can work smarter...

>>42737565

>>42737634
I'm calling the police

>>42737456
I think it's mainly because theres a lot of these pop up cafes in Taiwan being run by companies.
Which makes it fairly easy for Cover to arrange.

>>42737565
If all this fight between Vesper and Altare/management shit was true. You'd think that Vesper being the unhinged and basically untouchable git that he is would have said something by now.
He's smart enough to know that Cover has no ability to impose any meaningful penalties on him outside of withholding cash from the youtube account. So he can walk and do a full expose on his RM account.

>>42737456
Some artists are holding a free merch event for Vespers birthday in Taiwan
https://twitter.com/vesper_hbd_tw/status/1622903166194028544?s=46&t=qy9z26vJf8FeLI2szDqwOw

>>42737688
>So he can walk and do a full expose on his RM account.
graduation speedrun lets gooooo

>>42737167
Absolutely yes!

>>42737748
Taiwan gets all the cool shit, I want free merch and themed cafes.

>>42737634
Do this to catalog and every woman on a college campus. You could be the Sanity Inducing Mouth Rapist we need

I kind of like the ps1 graphics of this game.

Sometimes I get overwhelmed with how cute Magni's face is

Explain yourselves block game anons. Why is this game considered good? It seems boring as fuck to me rn.

A FOCKIN FISH?

>>42737634
holy based

>>42737634
Hello Based Department? Yes, this post right here.

>>42737782
I think it's probably a better game to play than watch, but then again my interest in Minecraft streams grew once I actually played it, so

in short, I don't fucking know

>>42737565
At least he doesn’t shill troons.

>>42737764
Well Aloe holds the record I think.
But seriously. US courts don't cooperate with foreign courts. Cover can't do anything to him or enforce their contract.

>>42737782
What Valheim?
It's a fairly by the numbers survival game to be frank.
It's competent in its execution but with a fairly clear overall goal. Also a number of whacky hijinks you can get up to.
Its best in groups.

>>42737688
>Untouchable
>First one to get a suspension
>More careful with everything since then
Do this people even know who they are talking about?

THE BIG CHREE

i really wanted tempus to play valheim and this is exactly what i was expecting. feelsgreat MANS

>>42737782
Valheim or Minecraft? Because if it's Minecraft, it's because you can literally do anything. No idea about Valheim, that game seems pretty mid.

BIG CHREE

>>42737931
valheim is better if they're playing with someone that knows the game

>damn look at me, I'm american
Hakka already training to ilegally enter America

david gao loves shinri... altare....

>>42737922
I mean more that if he walked out now. Cover can't accomplish jack shit. They can't sue him for breach of contract since they'll be doing it through a Jap court.
They can't enforce an NDA either. US courts will just tell the nips to fuck off.
So long as he never goes to Japan he's in the clear.

He could go on stream right now and reveal everything.
He'd be done as Vesper Noir. But he could go back to Orc and continue or just quit vtubing all together

>>42738009
This cocksucker has wings. ICE's worst nightmare.

>>42738009
that's step one, he's already in offcollab territory :). axel has yet to become american

>>42738009
I think he's making enough now to enter legally.

>>42738051
Don't worry he did just akasupa Altare during the chatting stream, he's just a bit of a cheater

>>42738115
Which one of you chromosomal computer lovers is going to try green card marriaging him?

>>42736866
It's far easier than you think, give it a shot next time. You can do it, I believe in you

>>42738098
axel hates vegemite so he fails as an aussie, he would do wondrous as an american. that country will literally fatten him up.

We have to build a wall to keep those fuckin grays out

Magni is such a pure sibling figure to these two

>>42738268
damn right, brother

>>42738268
The collab just got 10 hours longer!

Shinri has plushies... this cute old man...!

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1623917913274224640
Leader FFXVI frame up

>wildtangent
>fate
Fuck man, I member those games. That and 18 wheels of steel

>Magni gets to hoe around to his heart's content
This was the perfect game for him

THE FLATTENING BEGINS

>>42738465 (me)
XIV*

>>42738465
>FFXVI

you can hear the wheels churning in magni's head.

>>42738465
F-future anon???

BETTEL IS ENTERING BLACKS???

>>42738465
>FFXVI
he's got the pre-release perms... sasuga leader....

>>42738489
I forgot to mention Blackhawk Striker 2, which is their most known title

>>42738586
We all know they won't be able to play that... SE hate

magni's model is cute as long as he's looking down

tickle tickle tickle tickle

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

>>42738283
That's a mom with his two kids anon.

>>42738669

blushing mama

>>42738740
>superchats to Magni now count as supporting a single mother

>>42738465
just how long is this game?

mamas so cute!!!

>>42738806
>single mother
NOT ON MY WATCH

>>42738740
I thought Shinri was Mom? I've having trouble keeping track of the Tempus family tree.

>>42738806
>single

Mama why are you talking about having children? Did Leader get you pregnant already?

>>42738864
its complicated...

>>42738764
the nose.. ew.

>>42738852
take good care of him

A FUCKING DEADBEAT

>>42738910
why is he getting everyone pregnant?

>take out the ho
LETS KILL DA HO

shinri you dont need more makeup....

magdolf dezler...

>Tempurple is a single mother with his two sons

>>42739110
This is his true nature

ENTER LEADER

>>42739147
pikamee love...

>>42739317
Fuck them trannies, she dindu nuffin

>>42739200
I can't believe leader left Magni for Shinri so fast...

>>42739320
leader's luring mama into a rape trap...

>>42737564
Really? I thought they dipped after the China incident.

>>42739320
Is that Minecraft Castle or McCastle like McDonalds

>>42739364
I can't believe Axel turned out to be the dad who left to get milk but went to Australia instead...

>>42739320
so he's making that blackjack game in mc, that's neat

>he read it like eat da poo poo

do NOT mention SnK around magni

Did Magni mentioned why he won't play Hogwarts Legacy or he just straight out saying he won't play it?

MonkaS

>>42739545
He questioned if it would be any good since it's movie adaptation game and then said he won't play it

>>42739545
>not interested
>probably bad game
>all movie games are bad

>MEIN KAMPF
What did Magni mean by this?

>Magni's map is dick shaped
KEK

>>42739482
THEY GO DEEPA

I can't believe Bettel and Hakka are orphans

>Vesper - Camellia
>Bettel - Lily
I want to try to make Valentines fanart. Have the other boys mentioned their favorite flower yet? Any suggestions if not?

>>42739718
They aren't orphans, they just have deadbeat dads

Magni is GAMING

>>42739718
rest in peace maguni

>>42739796
altare is NOT a deadbeat father

>runs up
>fucking dies
kek

they're jobbing so hard kek

>>42739925
he's slutting it up with shinri and leaving his wife and kids to die

>I'm gonna enjoy eating your ass
>you boar fuck

That ass Magni is going to enjoy eating? Mine

magni having fun lol

He wants that boar puss

HERMANITO YOU ARE GONNA MESS UP YOUR SLEEPING SCHEDULE AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>42740326
It's not Tempus if someone's sleep schedule isn't getting destroyed.

hate magni dezmond

LETS GO

>Magni kisses trolls

>>42740448
no.... those kisses were meant for me....T_T

>Magni kisses the troll
Suddenly I don't want magkisses anymore..

fuck magni dezmond

They hate this game

It's nice Magni finally has guys to play his non-Minecraft survival sims with.

I think this game scratches just the right spot for Magni

>>42740486
over a bench with his toes curled

>>42740578
My Grounded...

>>42740698
grounded was almost gonna happen too....

>>42738864
magni and shinri are battered sisterwives

>flay in altare's prechat
cute pilot

He still remembers her... it should've been me

>Giving attention the weird AC attention whore by recognizing her just because she's a paypig

>razer perms lost

Razer is not bad but it is overpriced

Sell me on Begni as a ship

>gateron blacks
pfffff

new lore just dropped, shinri's left handed

>>42741549
so is vesper

RAZER HATE

>adventurer's guild
>magni is afraid of dungeons
huh

>>42741527
it's like twincest if you are into that

>>42741621
>Vesper is left-handed person who was forced to write with his right hand.
He's just like me fr fr.

Hakka is gonna suffer the "went to sleep before and the friend continued playing" experience, he's gonna log in next stream and they'll have defeated 2 bosses

>>42741080
Altare, what did you do...

>>42741527
If you haven't already been convinced just by watching them at this point there is no hope for you anon, they're obsessed with each other

>vesper uses memberships as a replacement for twitter
>flayon uses memberships as a replacement for twitter
THEY ARE

Magni is having so much fun with his kohais, he lost track of time.

>>42742014
cute autists

>>42741924
I guess it doesn't work for me, shame since it has the most material right now

>>42742037
Magni has been killing it with the new guys, everyone else dropping the ball.

>>42742084
almond, altmachi and a couple of other leader ships are also going strong right now if any of them are up your alley

>>42742014
another piece of evidence for my vesmachi theory board thank (You)

>>42742014
Is it t3?

>>42742014
>flayon uses memberships as a replacement for twitter
Nah not really
He still uses twitter a bunch. He's only made a few member posts so far

>>42742280
what does it look like currently?

THEY DID IT
THE DEER IS DEAD

THEY DID IT!

>>42742231
I just have to wait and see what bites me, I hope we get more different dynamics

It's so late where I live... but the streams... so much fun to be had...

>>42741527
Are they really called Begni?
Who the fuck is on top?

>>42742669
The duo is also called Max Luck I think

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1623936152997867521
>Fan on the background
Latam moment

>>42742669
I think there are couple different names, like how people call axmag also axgni and magxel

>>42742669

i think the reason they're not popular even though they obviously click really well is because most people like them both as bottoms
imo they are a switch ship like spicy shiny

>>42741527
I ship Magni with everybody because he's such a slut but just can't picture him with Bettel. Their best friends energy is too strong

>>42742669
magni said they were apple banana cherry, but that's just a meme name he thought of for a second like how everyone called magnoir, 2 guys 1 jar
they haven't yet decided on a duo name, tho begni is just like axmag. a combination of their names. fruity bros is a better duo name derived from the meme name.

>Two spoilers back to back
I guess it's that time of the night

>>42742799
i have never seen anyone call axmag those other names lol, on twitter or?

>>42742906
at least we're spoilering. stop complaining entitled straightbro

>>42742994
A'ight

>>42742899
I'm having the same problem, they are really cute together but painfully platonic

>>42742899
Their bff energy excites me more than any ships. It's so nice

>Time to go to black forest!
I thought they are about to end the stream

>>42743034
? every dynamic in tempus is platonic

>>42743154
The streams never end anon

>>42743167
flayon

>>42743167

>>42742755
Hakka can talk like THAT? Please Hakka, more of this voice on streams

>>42743242

Damn Shinri is hungry for lore

>>42743242
it's not his fault his voice sounds like that

>>42742755
I want to kiss this birb boy so bad

https://twitter.com/myem1213/status/1623931739642134533
THE LIGHT TO HIS SHADOW ToT

I unironically think they are streaming too much, I wanna go to sleep...

>>42743578
It's fucking REAL

>>42743616
vods exist anon. just saying.

>>42743242
he's just a boy who likes to playfully flirt with his friends

>>42743688
It's not the same

>>42743578
i hate sasunaru but this and axmag are cute...

They got the first boss?

>>42743949
bob speaking some truth. sasuga bob

>>42743782
fair enough
>>42743973
yee

>>42743973
yeah, it was sorta underwhelming but they just rolled him and went to do some mining before trying to beat this skele dungeon

ENTER

>This is the next step, building a little hut and some beds and we just spawn over and over

shintare is so soothing... i can fall asleep to this...

Magni and Bettel sharing a bed? cute

>shinri still live
the fuck

>>42744234
they are in LOVE.

>>42744256
wondering who will outlast the other

SHINTARE LOVE

>>42744289
fujos sicken me. they are just blood brothers(from different mothers)

shintare cute...

yeah this game is addictive i played this shit with my bro all day for a whole month

>>42744444
Oh, I bet they're enjoying each other's blood alright. KEK

>>42744640
ayo....

>>42744640
gross

>>42744640
kek

>>42744234
A mother and son sharing a bed is a beautiful thing.

>>42744640
bad >:(
now change it from red to white

>>42744640
It's incest ok now? neat!

>>42744900
ToT magni/bettel oyakodon

>>42744444
>>42744640
it's even better if it's incest. we can take it even farther and make it twincest

>halo mention again
so much pain......

my halo crumbs ToT

>>42744960
no, that incest it's bad

I like the collabs but hope they tone them down a bit down next week

After I play Factorio for 15 hours I'm starting to see conveyers on walls and stuff
It's crazy

>>42745279
Won't it be funny if vesper starts collabing next week?

>>42742014
boomers

>>42744958
I didn't make this actually lol, I got it from one of the many secret porn accs of tempuras near and far.

>>42745279
I love my husbands getting along with each other

KEK

Birds of a feather flock together

wait, magni plays as a female?

>>42745293
Keep going, you could increase your SPM and improve your factory, my guy.

>>42745279
Never. It's unity baby

>a raid into an ending stream
of course.....

>>42745539
But I want solo content goddamit

>redirect to shinri
>stream is ending
THE TEMPUS SPECIAL

>>42745293
I remember playing a whole bunch of XCOM and saw everyday objects as either half or full cover

koi~yasumi~~

>>42745558
kys yume

anons how do they do it? how do they consistently manage to raid into ending streams?

>>42745606
Tempus are jobbers

SHINRI
OH MY GOD

>>42745606
Jobber guild

>im so small brain youtuber and very cute goods
why is ganchan so cute ffs

IYO?!

>>42745658
The confidence with which most of StarsJP absolutely butcher English is adorable.

>>42745658
I liked earlier in the stream when he was imitating Machi being excited over him and Miyabi

We ate too much. These streams are going to turn us into burgers.

>buy me body
this man's a pirate whore!

Is Valheim worth playing by yourself? I'm kinda afraid of the grind.

>Ass people all party with me
You're damn right Gamma

Kek I’m glad someone clipped this https://youtu.be/u79DhmLpaXw

Got a Gifted membership for him, I've never seen holostars jp but I might now

>>42745926
gan chan is making me fall for him

>>42745558
We got a good balance of solo and tempus Collab from Magni anon...

>>42745863
i still don't understand the lore of astel's fat fucks

>>42745818
I played it by myself for over 300hrs and had fun. Modded the fuck out of it though.
Might pick it up again since I haven't touched it since long before mistlands came out

Where does Gamma get all this energy

>>42745976
The lore is just an excuse to rape them and not feel too guilty

>my life is very very sad
>rent is very expensive
>but because of listeners im not lonely at all
>i am win!

i love him wtf

>>42745558
Me too. We were spoiled with solo Magtime before VG... But at least he is having a good time

>>42745818
I liked it a lot. But I tried to play with friends, and due to time zones they went ahead. It was very confusing and frustrating.

>>42745558
You're still getting solo content

>>42746116
Didn't expect Shinri redirecting to Gamma to work so well. Loving it so far. This motivates me to go back to my japanese studies. I feel like I'm missing out not being able to understand everything he's saying.

>>42745558
Don't you want Magni to be happy? He has the most fun spending time with his buddies. I hope you're not saying this because you're a needy yumeshitter that gets jealous over all the attention he's giving his kouhais instead of his fans.

Did Bettel and Shinri just streamed 10-ish hours today lmao

>>42745593
>>42745603
I thought both of these posts said the same thing and I was seeing double or something

>>42746260
What’s with men and psycho analyzing

>>42746324
like their oshi, koipanions tell anons to kys

>>42746260
nta but solostreams just have a different feeling to them, when Magni did his members stream I realized how much I actually missed that. Of course I want him to take all the enjoyment he can from playing with the boys, he is having a really good time and it's nice to see him so happy

>>42746260
You know the solution to this? Magni should just stream more so he has more solo and collab contents.

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1623965912692035585

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1623961815393918977
God I am cumming

>>42736698
FR, the girls hardly ever do any interesting collabs anymore and hardly feel like they have a kinship going on. You occassionally get a super girly talk and a very rare vague offcollab cuz Cover has been forcing talents to constantly do shit in Japan but that's it.
I appreciate at least Tempus making an effort. Despite Vesper's autism and Axel's weird timezone efforts. VG is putting in lots of effort.
>>42745558
Magni is being such an awesome senpai and really lifting up VG. I love all the collabs and he has such good chemistry with them too.

>>42746673
this'll give me more time to catch up on vods i actually want to watch content from, thanks maglord play more valheim

Did Altare join Shinri’s last MC stream?

>>42746801
Yeah he did for a bit, showed something he was working on

I fucking hate this collab arc. My VOD backlog is suddenly so long.

>>42747147
Come and join us, become clipfag...

>>42747237
>clipfag
disgusting

BETTEL LOVE

i hope flays autism never gets cured hes so endearing when hes annoying...

Magni leaving us magmites thirsty and dry… but for good reason! The Valentines’ ASMR will be a feast if it goes through. Sisters, we’ll make it and it will be euphoric.

>>42747676
I can't wait, lowkey wish for him to be embarrassed as hell

>>42747676
I thought hes gonna do chocolate making instead, no??

>>42747715
Magni getting flustered in the middle of the roleplay…. ToT

>>42747776
Public chocolate making, menshi rp/asmr

>>42747776
Chocolate making is for everyone, ASMR is for members, but he said he was debating on making it for tier 3 only and deciding between ASMR and RP

no one was going to tell me that magni and bettel moaned together live on stream huh

>>42747676
it was great ||i'm still a bit sad that he doesn't want to bother temmer for smash though||