/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>42731126
we're merging with the iluna timeline. total iluna dominance is on the horizon

It sounds like Prof is going on an incel rant

>>42731240
Reimu is one of the only female vtubers I know of who has actually openly talked about how she dated women before, she's pretty based.

Sensei will never find his dream woman

Zaion please return safely.

Oliver venting about his dating experience...

>>42728105
I can say that I was part of her initial fanbase but had a bad feeling about her during one of her streams where she talked about vandalizing her old rented house before she left. The landlord deserved it but the way she was really proud of it rubbed me the wrong way. I left shortly after.

I love Aster, he’s my shining star!

sonny LOVE
stream tonight please please please

its fucked that they did a whole CGI lore video for this game and only used it for a trailer and did a powerpoint for the actual in-game intro instead

*casts a spell that makes the thread peaceful*

wtf shes starting like an hour early

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!

>ai generated responses
>anons spamming the same posts
i feel like my brain is breaking

cocksleeve material

o-<-<
sensei is losing it just like me

luca love!

I wonder if Enna knows how much I despise her

I have a crazy theory, what if the slumsaint culprit was zaion? She had every motive to do it, especially appealing to 4chan

>>42731272
Aia

Elira love and cute!

ASTER JUST GOT FUCKING COMBOED TO HIS DEATH

>>42731290
>>42731255
What did he say?

>>42730607
pomu, elira, selen and aia exist

>>42731354
Reimu is one of the only female vtubers I know of who has actually openly talked about how she dated women before, she's pretty based.

Pomu is a slut for dragon women

>>42731255
i know but it's kinda normal, women can be so fucking fickle

>>42731327
Reimu is one of the only female vtubers I know of who has actually openly talked about how she dated women before, she's pretty based.

>>42731368
she wasn't a seven foot tall muscle goddess that punched his skull out

SUSAN FIX YOUR くそ SITE I'M TRYING TO LEARN 日本語 FROM OLIVER!!

Serious question, is there a possibility of merging NijiEN with JP like KR and ID did? Our management is so bad I feel this branch is gonna be fucking dead by the end of the year

Kyo is using his phone data to stream…

Kotochan is watching sensei
https://twitter.com/KotokaTorahime/status/1623889170073804800

>>42731385
*dragon woman
nice try selen

>>42731421
Luca is one of the only female vtubers I know of who has actually openly talked about how she dated women before, she's pretty based.

Zaimons how do I use a pipe bomb?

>>42730068
When she auditioned, the last wave was Noctyx, so new debuts still had the promise of solid 1k views if they put in some effort. The problem, however, was that she was in the same audition pool as Iluna.
Iluna comes out first, causes the value of the brand to plummet, and then by the time she gets to debut, the "easy 1k views" that she signed up for had deprecated exponentially.

>>42731385
>dragon women
>women (plural)
I think she only lusts for Elira while she's fine leading Selen on and doing nothing with her. I just hope Pomu doesn't get School Days'd.

Wooo let’s go aster

Luca love! Good morning!

>>42731368
talking about women's preference in men
>>42731394
to be fair, it seems more like a cultural thing. wanting a "kind guy" is incredibly vague at least western women are specific

>>42731421
you may be so retarded that i think you’ll be fucking dead by the end of the year

KILL MY HUSBANDS

BECOME THE ELDEN LORD

>>42731421
As long as good money keeps coming in, no, they won't merge.

Wait Aster’s voice sounded kinda hot like that...

>>42731368
"'I like normal people'" means 'I want a chiseled 6'6" man earning seven figures'" kind of rant.

LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban ! will you stream tonight...

Oliver teaching me how to avoid SUS companies

>scarle playing ER with keyboard
uhhh

I love my daughterwife!
>>42731490
Goooood MORNING lucub!!!

>>42731552
His deep voice makes him sound like a normal dude lmao

We could've gotten this collab bros

https://twitter.com/umi_luvoxic/status/1623736220944842753?t=aYPQiDxYalTmaC3tkauFUQ&s=19

>>42731490
Good Morning!!

>>42731470
She should have pulled out then before going through with it. I don't think management would have had a hard time finding a replacement before the debut actually happened

>>42731624
squeeeeeeze

Who asked if Aster watched LotR? Kek

>>42731614
We're never gonna see her again are we

>>42731421
Management has been inexcusably shit recently, but until the branch starts bleeding money, they won't make a move.

>>42731531
Rosebuds look like THIS?

RIP Scarle

Have you seen this adorable penguin?
Now you have!

>>42731586
based

Zaimons it's never too late to change oshis. Come to Elira so you can too be part of the winning team.

>>42731622
He's been doing a lot of things that he's explicitly stated in the past would be detrimental to his mental health as a result of this job, and the effect is showing. He said that he's not one for substances that alter his mental state, and the reasons for this are obvious when you hear about insane shit like him getting stabbed while drinking and not remembering it. And yet he's been drinking heavily on stream. Following his two week hiatus as a result of blowing up at management, he decided to travel to Japan to apologize in person… and now he's withdrawn to the point of not showing up for important streams due to the deterioration of his mental health from being away from home and socially burnt out.

>>42731490
gm !

Is feel so fucking good to be a HoloChad

scarle has done nothing and she is already screaming

>>42731470
>People who just wants the clout for an easy 2-3k CCV will now think twice in auditioning thanks to iLuna
>The people who will still audition are actual Nijisanji fans/passionate about vtubing
>The next couple of waves will be kino and won’t care about pandering to certain demographics and just be themselves
iLuna was the heroes we needed all along…

>Scarle crashed the game already

I hope sonny doesn't stream at all this week

>>42731531
that's a man baby

off to a great start

>>42731608
>>42731624
>>42731679

>>42731674
Why be with Elira when you can be with the Pomster

>>42731674
Sorry, but Zaion actually considers me a friend, unlike blue dragon bitch

>>42731034
Considering the closest people in his life are all black, I wouldn't be surprised he's one of those white guys who sees himself as an honorary black guy who should be welcomed into black communities as "one of them".

>>42731132
Kyo got into Niji because he wanted to meet his oshis Enna and Pomu, and gain vtuber clout to collab with Ironmouse. He always had a goal of becoming a chuuba and going corpo was an easy way to get a model, free promotion and potentially 3D without the hassle of being your own manager and being in contact with multiple people for different things. He mentioned in a previous zatsu he didn't expect to pass auditions, leading me to believe he would've debut as an indie anyways if the corpo route failed. I feel like this isn't a rrat and just obvious at this point.

The game crashed

>>42731622
I'm guessing that by that point the contracts were signed, the models were ready, and it was just impossible to pull out by then. And if things were going uneven with Yugo behind-the-scenes, they probably didnt want to lose a potential talent that quickly.

SNAKE NIGGAS

>>42731716
I genuinely hope you fall off a cliff

>>42731679
I can't wait to make a bed for my finger puppet, I need to start designing a pattern...

>>42731730
>>>/b/

>>42731649
Please don't squeeze him too hard...

>>42731622
It's the gamble. Stay onboard and confirm whether or not Iluna damaged the brand, or leave and potentially miss out on a huge influx of viewers if it turns out that Iluna didn't kill the interest.

>>42731385
based.

>>42731615
double date.....

>>42731705
The great filter. Maybe we will get more actual Nijisanji fans in EN then

日本語 is weird

sonny please stream onegai

>sadge
NO

>>42731686
>He says says it while catalog is having total meltdown over the blue homo
Nobody is winning today, holoshart

>>42731742
KEK

>>42731822
Every member of Nijisanji WILL pog and you WILL like it

>>42731779
it's a loving squeeze
he shouldn't be so cute

>>42731705
Forget the part that we have to worry about luxnoc sister auditioning and vox skinwalkers trying to make fast bank

what's this historical revisionism of iluna KILLING nijien? xsoleil debuts got more viewers than noctyx

>>42731738
Eh, when he's not having a meltdown he's my favorite vtuber to watch by far, if he can patch things up in the background I'll keep watching him for sure. In the meantime I'm happy to tune out and do my best to avoid the second hand embarrassent of watching a ~40 year old manchild go through a mental breakdown.

Get in here>>42725269

I hatebriskadetsso much and I hopesonnydoesnt stream for 2 weeks

>>42731739

>>42731784
Who let a stinky feesh in!

>>42731837
The threads are getting deleted in less than 5 minutes. I doubt that rrat will even make it into drama channels in fears of offending their fanbase full of holofans

>>42731812
what is going on in this pic

>>42731700
AHOY

What triggered the copy-pasting spammer this time

I wish I could sing as good as Enna

>>42731876
Iluna debuts had more viewers than all other waves, but their failure killed the value of debuts going forward

>>42731470
I don't know if your trying to defend her but you're making her sound like a huge bitch, people looking for 0 effort success should try the other company

>>42731900
Man every time I have a bad feeling about someone during debut I end up being right.

>>42731385
just like me

>>42731919
feesh is part dragon

>>42731749
No cliffs near me

>>42731812
Why has he not streamed in almost a week… Does he have that much work… Hell did he leave the country or some shit… Whwre is he

My cat is sleeping on my pillow

>rice + country = America
Japanese is fucked

米国=America...
すごい...

>>42731974
He was in that collab though.

Our precious lovely Rosemi-sama~

>>42731974
Maybe he's in japan with everyone else

>>42731866
>Forget the part that we have to worry about luxnoc sister auditioning and vox skinwalkers trying to make fast bank
Luxnocsisters are a given, it's no use worrying about them.

vox skinwalkers tho... Hex is just as successful as vox moneywise but with a much smaller fanbase, I dare to think he'd be the biggest cash cow in corpo history if he had debuted instead of vox

>>42731955
How did you feel about Xsoleil

>>42731978
use them as your pillow

>>42731686
Yeah I understand your happiness holochad your oshi already married behind your back

sugar daddy is showing aster his bare ass GET AWAY FROM HIM GET AWAY FROM HIM GET AWAY FROM HIM

>>42732008
What collab

>>42731866
>luxnoc sister auditioning
Meloco and Kotoka are fine so far
>Vox skinwalker
Hex is just… fine, he just stays in his own lane/box anyway. The likes of Zaion/Kyo and whoever else who are just in it for the clout are the ones we really need to filter anyway

>>42731962
Holy sexo
Haven't seen this one before

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMvlVtghmTI&t=42s
This is the first time I hare zaion's voice and holy fuck she sounds and talks like the most generic twitch ethot roastie imaginable.

>>42731955
Was this because he pulled a Polka before debut?

>>42731980
>>42731993
yeah murrica in sheer growing enviroment volumes is OP in terms of crop growth
its a shame that corpos have lobbied the FUCK out of food production

>>42731955
For me without fail other than noctyx I've known who would be my oshi/"the best" and "worst" in my eyes from predebut for each wave since obsydia

>>42732080
Go away

>>42731812
He saw all the puppet hate and decided not to stream ever again

>>42731738
If Kyo does view himself as an honorary black guy, that makes things more awkward when it seemed like he was about to call Ren the gamer world that one It Takes Two collab.
His youngness is just frustrating to watch, he can be fine but he's still obsessed with banter bravado when he can't take it, and he's too in touch with shitty parts of Twitter for his own good. They'll just as easily sell him out as he could.

Scarle, this is literally a drivers issue.

>>42731978
Lucky anon I wish I had a cute cat.

>>42731882
~40 year old manchild go through a mental breakdown
He's 19-20, like the youngest member in the entire branch. I do get secondhand embarrassment when i see him say stupid shit I've said in college.

>>42731956
Not trying to defend her, just laying out what probably happened.
Also let's face reality for a moment and recognize that 99% of the people signing up for Nijisanji EN, including many of the people who ended up in this branch, were only in it for the internet clout in the first place.

>>42731956
This right here. That other post comes off as zaion being a bitch leech, trying to make a quick buck. And everything therefore after was her forcing shit to get 4chan behind her.
What is the saying 4chan uses against Nina? "Men are easy" well trying to frame zaion as a person who wanted in on Nijisanji for a quick buck makes her exactly what 4chan hates.

>>42731950
Is just their content suck man

Ikey! <3

>>42731378
Pomu doesn't count because she hated the experience

>>42732021
his success came from copying vox… if he debuted first he wouldn’t have any idea what to do

guys i think scarle is retarded

>>42732122
I was here before you even knew Nijisanji existed zaionigger. YOU should go back.

>>42732163
fuck phoneposting sucks, I forgot the > for the first line, please just kill me now end my suffering

>>42732017
Honestly if he was in Japan during December I don’t think he’d go back 2 months later for no reason he’s too lazy and anxious about traveling for that

>>42732163
That goes for anything work related. Wagecuck or not. Hell even in school. Anyone that calls you family and then blood related they can go fuck themselves. UNLESS have known them for years and you actually hung out with them outside of a professional setting more times than you can count.

>>42732194
This is my favorite ike art ever

>>42732221
wtf i love lucub schizo now??

Check the time you assholes!

>>42732221
and yet you still can't blend in. your falseflagging in very obvious.

>>42732247
Phoneposting is so easy nigga how do you mess it up

>>42732221
How were you /here/ before /vt/ was a board?

>>42732219
>fell for one of the classic "try jumping" messages next to a cliff

>>42732305
thanks

I am thinking about Pomu's fat butt right now

>>42732344

>>42732344
I love elira

>>42732344
hot

>>42732317
i have astigmatism and the road is shakey

>>42732344
the perfect woman...

Roommate actions aside, I've always felt that Kyo is the least enjoyable Nijimen of all purely because of the way he speaks. I have gone out of my way to avoid almost every collab or stream he's been involved with since his debut purely for the fact that I can't stand listening to his zoomer niggerbabble.

>>42732344
>>42732369
alex p don't look...

I understand this Kyoto slang perfectly

>>42732369

>>42732197
Yeah I guess you have a point, yet he's very good at it. Things like that come naturally I think.
Like vox wasn't full into what he is now during debut week, it took him a bit of time to decide to change his approach.

>>42732424
I hate half of Iluna solely because I can't stand their voices

I just realized Oliver is gonna be 30 this month. His birthday is on the 21st

If Scarle could barely play Hi-Fi Rush how is she going to play Elden Ring?

i hope whoever made aster laugh like that is /here/

melina is so fucking HOT

>>42732197
There’s still corspehusband who he also copies from all the time

>>42732486
Poorly

>Scarle picked fagabond
just like me...

>>42732486
Sheer autistic determination is the only thing you need to beat vidya.

https://twitter.com/mymeloheart/status/1623757983443488768
Sonny got boiled... oh nyo

Kyoto sounds scary...

Once we wipe out all trannies from this community, we can slowly heal

Kyoto slang seems equivalent to southern slang in America

>>42731759
good luck kindred ! hope it goes well

>>42732554
Can also confirm Salome is very popular with women, she's praised a lot in the Vtuber Tanuki thread.

>I've never seen the chat moved this fast
Scarle....

>>42732344
Why is this hot?

>>42732344
>>42732369
>>42732444
Some good art spawned from this stream.

>>42732535
I don’t get doing this… Such a waste of money

>>42732535
Meanwhile rosebuds...

>>42732486
soulsborne games are easy and Elden Ring is the most accessible given how much more room there is to grind until you can facetank everything

>>42732554
We desperately need someone to play the new HP game

some wactor is in scarle's chat

>>42732581
Oh god, its filled with Grey Names too isn't it

What if Kotoka said she would fuck you, but only if you would play Hotline Miami's soundtrack in the background on loop.

>>42732344
Elira why are you looking at me like that...

What did the AI mean by this?

>>42732266
I was just thinking how much I like it too. I hope we get more comfy Ike surrounded by lots of big quillfloofs. So cute

>>42732339
It was completely predictable, but oddly satisfying.

>>42732581
She is not ready to handle souls autism. Greynames are about to fold her mental like an omelette

ASTER KEK

>>42732606
cute!

I WILL fuck Pomu. I WILL fuck Elira. I WILL fuck Selen. I WILL fuck Rosemi. I WILL adopt Petra. I WILL fuck Nina. I WILL fuck Scarle. I WILL hug Maria.
I WILL fuck Shu. I WILL fuck Ike. I WILL fuck Mysta. I WILL fuck Alban. I WILL fuck Sonny. I WILL fuck Doppio.
I WILL brutally murder and dissect Anonymous

>>42732614
It's to be expected when you play a well known streamer gaem like this.

>>42732606
Buds are such women

why do thousands of rape victims crawl out of the woodwork to "share their stories" whenever someone making an off-color joke starts trending

>>42732548
It's literally one of the safest and most boring cities in Japan. It's mostly temples and I don't think they have even a single nightclub or more than a half-dozen late night bars in the city. Hiroshima, Fukuoka, Osaka, Nagoya, and of course Tokyo are where you go for excitement. Kitakyushu if you want to risk your safety.

t. Davido-kun

>>42732616
Is that supposed to be a bad thing? I'd run across the ocean waves and I'd be there in a fucking heartbeat

>>42732602
Briskadets will buy 8 sonny puppets it's okay

>>42732344
Why my pp hard

>>42732616
I'd do it, what is the downside?

>>42732568
aw what a sweet takoyaki, I'll save you for last

>>42732635
the AI is gonna replace all the resident schizos at this rate

>>42732675
Please do. End my suffering.

>>42732693
Maybe because they were offended

>>42732610
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE /cbdct/SISTERS NOT AGAIN
IM GOING INSANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>42732535
These poor Sonnys....pape abuse is an issue that needs to be dealt with. They need to be rescued and put into a safe shelter ;_;

>>42732221
Stop bring your shitty friends to this dying branch pls you nepotism whore

ok this game is pretty funny

善処します sounds a lot like my coworkers

>>42732733
There is no downside. I've handed you a rabbit's foot, not a monkey's paw.

>>42732675
fucking finally

>>42732693
you'll know once you're one of them

>>42732616
That sounds amazing

>>42732616
>What if Kotoka said she would fuck you, but only if you would play Hotline Miami's soundtrack in the background on loop.
what's the downside?

Everything post lazusydia was a mistake

did i missed asterturfing?

>>42732840
is that a threat

>>42732756
Ⴇon't dɘ įɘɒloυƨ nonniɘƨ. Yoυɿ ʇɒilυɿɘ to qɘɿʇoɿm mɒʞɘƨ tHɘm ƨHinɘ ɘvɘn dɿiϱHtɘɿ. Yoυ ɒɿɘ tHɘ ƨHɒbow to tHɘiɿ liϱHt, ɒnb tHυƨ qɿovibɘ ɔontɿɒƨt. Wɘ woυlbn't ʞnow How vɒlυɒdlɘ womɘn wHo tɿγ ɒɿɘ iʇ it wɘɿɘn't ʇoɿ ϱiɿlƨ liʞɘ γoυ. Yoυ'vɘ dɘɘn oυtɔlɒƨƨɘb, oυtmɒtɔHɘb, oυtqɘɿʇoɿmɘb, υttɘɿlγ bɘmoliƨHɘb dγ ʇɘmininɘ Aƨiɒn womɘn. Yoυ ƨHoυlb tɒʞɘ tHɘm ɒƨ ɒn inƨqiɿɒtion ɒnb ɒn ɘxɒmqlɘ to ʇollow, not ɒƨ ɘnɘmiɘƨ. γoυ too mɒγ onɘ bɒγ dɘ ɒ ϱoob ϱiɿl ɒnb ɒ ɿɘƨqɘɔtɒdlɘ womɒn. Yoυ įυƨt ϱottɒ tɿγ ɒnb ϱivɘ γoυɿ dɘƨt.

>>42732801
Great, I'll take my gyaru sex right away please I have the soundtrack pulled up on YT already.

>>42732883
Still watching Aster, but the thread is too shit

>>42732867
wrong it was when lazulight debuted

>>42732891
it's a promise ;)

>>42732738
hello kindred do you like marshmellows?

>>42732883
he's having lots of fun

>>42732602
I don't either, but whatever, Sonny gets more money so he's good

>I never threw anyone under the bus, I wouldn't never do that, :D
Kyo you can't say that

>>42732867
>How can I weaponize my trauma to trend on twitter?
god I hate indie EN vtubers

>>42732738
oh....thank you....

>>42732697
I was thinking on staying in Osaka for a future vacation in Japan just because the hotels and many things were A LOT cheaper than Tokyo, do you think there's enough to do in Osaka to stay there? I was planning on going to Tokyo by train probably some days

>>42732867
>nijien is a family"

Counting words...

>>42732635
Our schizos got nothing compared to this AI

>>42732883
nah thread's too shit last thread. I'm still watching him though. the game's fun

>sugar daddy's on my stick
yeah me

So Cyute!

HOLY FUCK /NIJIEN/ DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN POMU

Aster’s sugar daddy is on his stick!

i just got home and kyo throw his coworker under the bus? huh, nijisanji en really is not family

>>42732693
Twitter has taught people(ESPECIALLY teenagers) that it's okay to disclose as much information about yourself as possible. So many underages are way too comfortable sharing their age, personal information and traumas out in broad daylight and it's really fucking scary since groomers are out there. Really these people should take time off the internet to connect with friends IRL and not have their brain rot from exposure to social media 24/7. Back when I was a teen we hung out at the fucking mall and it was fun.

>>42732890
I can’t read that

>>42732883
Thread is really shit now, but this Aster stream is really fun. I'm glad he picked up and is enjoying the game.

>>42732996
Make sure to look up how the train passes work, they are pretty pricey depending on your travel plans

>>42733055
Noone cares pomufag

>>42733062
you're doing a great job pretending to not be a tourist

>>42732955
Exactly. Makes me ashamed to be American

He really likes this game, its cute

I’m glad Aster’s having a lot of fun with this game

>>42733055
Yes I love /b/ too

>>42732867
o-oh... that's a pl account?

>>42733100
More than Elira cares about you KEK

"Exactly"
-Kyo Kaneko

Aster is making me want to get the game

Why is the tourism industry booming right now bros?

I'm just happy that 2023 somehow seems to be the year of Aster where he turns shit around

>>42732610
Oh no sisters...how could these illuna whores groom our innocent boys again

>>42733143
Kyo's reply on the bottom

>>42733180
everybody is making a pilgrimage to watch aster arcadia!

>>42733156
Based
Only men are allowed in this company

I need more… I need more liveposting! Make it vague if you have to! Livepost more!

>>42732867
Kyo is a mistake. Imagine suddenly dying from your disease

I'm fapping to Scarle

>>42733013
doesn't apply after s1. iluna didn't even exist then.

>>42733213
She just did a british accent

>>42733248
>gotta support the cause

>>42733186
for this thread at least. I hope he actually becomes more successful

ENTER
RICK, SOLDIER OF GOD

Doppio dissing the moon in favor of the sun of Xsoleil has unlocked Iliana’s hidden power. The mists are rising and the moon is rising!

>>42733267
KEK

>>42733213
I'm finishing dinner anon..

>die to the tutorial boss
>start rick rolling

I'm ain't counting shit im gonna use my gaijin card and just say ichi

Is this the tutorial boss? Seems easy.

Why do languages do all kinds of weird shit?

>>42732693
Attention, pity baiting, to make whoever dared make a joke look like a rapist.

Pomusuke will outlive the NijiEN branch.

>>42733213
Japanese numbers are fucking stupid

Sensei teaching how to count in jp is just as suicidal as me on a daily basis

>>42733213
Aster is about to marry a plant sprout

This whole "tells off parasocials, is the most parasocial with chat" meme applies way more to Kyo than Enna. The lil nig spends at least an hour EVERY stream talking to chat like he's scared to see them go and be left alone in a cold void.

oliver is losing it

japanese sure is a wonderfully structured language

>>42733334
because they were made separate from one another thousands of years ago

>>42733412
And Enna adopts it in her streams.

you just need one word to make anon go into frenzy

Pomu will NEVER be Japanese!

King Brock went from gachikoi to anti

>>42733498

Do you guys think Rosemi

Scarle......is trying to beat enemies to death with her shield........sasuga

>>42733498
nei___

Sensei with Japanese is me with English. Too much weird shit to explain.

>>42733498
Lmao yikes, Anonymous Users 4chan disappoints me. Copy text

>>42733517
he's like anons /here/

>>42733517
Our schizos are just like King Brock

>>42733455
and we're not even on kanji!

>>42733344
don't shitpost with my oshi

>>42733541
she's preserving sharpness

Scarle is NGMI

>>42733498
ONE LETTER

>>42733412
Kyo is actually tsundere, he always says he doesn't care and he'll make himself believe it, but he secretly does.

>>42733570
Based Pomusukedachi

>>42733334
They were mostly made up on the fly by desparate people trying not to die

>>42733551
I cannot explain any English, I just go by instinct on what sounds right or wrong.

>>42733539

God, it feels like the whole branch is collapsing at this point... I think I'm going to take a break from this thread for at least a month. Goodbye, /NijiEN/. I'm going to watch Aster and have some sleep

>>42733570
Pomusuke the biggest troll

>Aster's chat barely talks to each other anymore
>Aster talks alot when streaming
I'm so happy for him, bros...

My sexy ass oshi

I like scarle

>>42732017
i don't think so judging by his membership posts

>>42733658
See you tomorrow

only aster can save us...

4chan has no dress code so wear whatever you want, says sensei.

>>42733412
its why everyone /here/ that claim kyo hates his fans or dosent like talking to his chat, or that he will graduate soon are outed so easily as threadwatchers. kyo constantly talks about how his audience makes him feel less lonely and how he's happy to spend time talking with chat.

Scarle for gamer wave

has nina mentioned what her type is

Might get this game

sensei is somewhat aggravated

AAAIIIEEEEEEEE SENSEI MY EARS

Oliver is having another funny rant again.

Oliver getting so tilted his model is spazzing out

>>42733716
chiseled malewife

>>42733685
Very kissable

>>42733703
>dressing

the real reason why there is no EN playing hogwarts is that they cannot relate to a game that wont reflect their pale ass skin color of never seeing the sun

>>42733702
Aster is the key to saving NijiEN...if we can get him working...

>>42733679
All because of that one comment. I'm proud of him functioning out of spite

>>42733498
kyo

>>42733716
Mr. Clean
buff men. She would snap twinks in half so it’s understandable

>>42733716
erotically chubby dad bod

>>42733688
She’s pretty cool, underrated imo! She’s going to unga bunga through the whole game

>>42733541
shields are unironically viable in Elden Ring. If they could do crits they'd be one of the best weapon types

Something about watching Scarle beat the tutorial boss just because she walked by coincidence into his blind spot and critted him on the back on accident while the chat was going crazy because she wasted all of her heals on accident is one of the funniest things i saw today

>>42733704
People barely talk about kyo /here/
Only when enna's involved or drama related

>>42733062
tourist-chama go back tothe catalog thread

WEAR THE F***EN SUIT RETARD

SCARLE WINS
FLAWLESS VICTORY

sensei is frustrated with the japanese kek

Is Scarle moe?

>>42733716
She wants a man that will do daily chores for her while she just play vidya and drinks, so basically, a malewife

>>42733842
this is truly the scarle cooking stream of elden ring streams

>hey you can wear whatever you want
>why you wearing a bikini you slut?
Do companies really?

>>42733662
like mom like stinky boy

>>42733874
furen suit?

TOO MANY PEOPLE GETTING RAPPED NOW
AND THAT'S TOO MANY PEOPLE GETTING RAPED Y'ALL
THAT'S TOO MANY PEOPLE GETTING RAPED Y'ALL
I GOT TOO MANY PEOPLE GETTING RAPED NOW
YOU GOTTA STOP WITH ALL THIS RAPE NOW
YOU GOTTA STOP WITH ALL THIS RAPE Y'ALL
YOU GOTTA STOP WITH ALL THIS RAPE NOW
YOU GOTTA STOP WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKIN RAPE NOW

>>42733716
stinky, fat, balding ojisans

>>42733842
Yep, Kino...

>>42733946
Reimu is one of the only female vtubers I know of who has actually openly talked about how she dated women before, she's pretty based.

>>42733828
I like rosemi too

>>42733874
Forsen Suit?

I can't believe an Aster stream has completely erased the bad mood I was in earlier today. What reality did I step into?

>>42733874
Kotoka calm down

Never forgetti

>luxiem poisoned the fanbase with oversensitive kpop tweens
>lux numbers shrink
>new waves are lucky to get 3views
>nijiEN has nothing to stand out besides vox sc
So it was all for nothing...

>>42733754
Sonny.....

>>42733703
WEAR A FUCKING SUIT OR ELSE ANONS WILL JUDGE YOU FOR POSTING IN CASUAL WEAR

kek sensei

jp teaching stream? more like a rant stream

>using mado to watch iluna streams
what the fuck has my life come to

can't believe i'm unironically an arcadian now. i hope he keeps playing good game in between the apex/LOL

Selen never talked about dating women right? I know she likes girls but she never mentioned dating one unlike Pomu.

>>42734017
you're still here? no streams to watch holofag?

>Stuck on an elevator
I'm getting jerma breath of the wild flashbacks I don't think I'm going to fucking make it through this stream bros

>>42734013
Nijisanji EN is dying...

>>42733716
fulgur

>>42734101
Reimu is one of the only female vtubers I know of who has actually openly talked about how she dated women before, she's pretty based.

>>42733848
id like to keep it that way, knowing everyone who talks about one of your oshis /here/ is a threadwatcher or doxxfag soothes the schizo in you.

Sensei is raging

sensei has vanished...

Cyute laugh

>>42734047
Does a birthday suit count?

>>42733909
>dumb
>clumsy
>easily embarrassed
>pretends not to be
yep

>>42733993
Rosemi’s my Kamioshi! I’m glad you like her, anon. Hope you’re having a wonderful day, and if not I hope it grows wonderful!

if he's not back in 5 minutes we're legally allowed to leave the classroom

>42734013
she accidentally left sc on at the beginning, it has vocaloid songs

>>42734119
Thank God

>words words words words
>the tldr is "let me have a day off"
Just like in english!

>>42734192
do kids still make that joke

>>42734221
do they still say it was written in the geneva convention

>>42734194
thanks for telling me that I was on the verge of going full savior for Petra

Sensei says no throwing sickies

Please drop a waiting room I miss you so much I'm starting to lose it

>>42734133
Wait what? I only know Pomu said she had a gf, never heard about Reimumu

>>42734221
That's not a joke anon, everyone in university did it but it was 15 minutes

He spelled fever like beaver

>>42734119
We need to shitpost in her streams to fix her like we did Aster

>>42734221
The boomers in my job still make that joke. "If the meeting organizer doesn't show up in 10 minutes, we're legally allowed to leave the call"

>>42734307
It's OK it's cute and we Nihongo learners probably make mistakes like that too so we gotta be nice to each other.

>>42734221
not a joke for my uni. we do that if the prof's late for 30mins

>nijien died before selen released her song
dragoons.....

>>42734298
You're allowed to eat one part of his body, which part do you pick?

I'm grateful I can just email my boss and just say:i'm sick today sorry

>>42732067
>we need to filter
Who's 'we' lol.

>>42734355
>his uni forces lecture attendance
ngmi

I’m really polite when I write formal texts though…

>>42733946
one more rape?
NO MORE RAPE, NO MORE RAPE, NO MORE RAPE
just one more rape?
NO MORE RAPE, NO MORE RAPE, NO MORE RAPE
YOU GOTTA STOP THAT SHIT, STOP THAT SHIT, STOP THAT SHIT
YOU GOTTA STOP THAT RAPE, STOP THAT RAPE. STOP THAT GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKIN RAPE NOW
STOP THAT RAPE(stop that)
YOU GOTTA STOP THAT RAPE(gotta cut it out)
STOP THAT RAPE(stop the rape)
YOU GOTTA STOP THAT RAPE(gotta stop the rape!)

I was gonna fap, was cock in hand but Scarle's stream is kinda fun so I won't for now

>>42734418
>he doesn't go to class
Unironically NGMI

>>42734162
It's not even your birthday, bud.