/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>42691021
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Altare Love!

>>42691039
Amen.
Thank you early baker san

Leader LOVE
Vesper LOVE
can you imagine the makeup sex?

>>42691021
Frames:
Shinri Faith
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbCJHi42ftE
Vesper Art Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgSSq6CO2e4
Hakka Outlast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4dbVOtyw1k

>Hakka's member post
LESGOOO MORE HAKKARAOKE BABY

I don't really remember
but how long did it take HQ to do a member stream after membership opening

Shinri's abs, Shinri's abs, Shinri's abs

>>42691090
His music selection is the one I like the most in Tempus

>>42691021
sauce: https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1623434137318330368

>>42691039
Amen.

>>42690861
They are going to fuck in the airport because they are both so horny from all the teasing and lusting after eachother's asses. Axel is going to pound the magdumby against the bathroom stall door. They are both disheveled and flustered the whole ride home and jump each other again right after the front door closes behind them.
>Sorry guys, no stream today, Axel is still exhausted from the yesterday's flight
I wish Axel knew more English songs so they could have a larger pool to pull from, it's more difficult for Magni to learn how to pronounce Japanese sadly

>>42691021
>>42691090
>>42691193
Hakka looks really fucking cool in these fanarts got any more?
>>42691205
Shinri too...

Betsy Love

When’s the next stream

>>42689317
You might want to try this one once you have become experienced:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9K16Jb3pco

>>42691278
Shinri in 2 hours

Hakka waiter cute~

>>42691228

FLAYON LOVE

DO NOT BITE DO NOT BITE DO NOT BITE

>>42691228
chuuni birb

>>42691278
more importantly when's the FIRST VG membership stream?

>>42691362

maguni kun rabu <3

Can't believe Shinri got into stars. I should've been the dilf that fucked Altare

>>42691362
anyone have that screenshot/fanart of axel with his mouth open on magni's hair?

>>42691264
>>42691329
>>42691361
thank you

>>42691296
What the fuck is this? Torture?

>>42691124
I might get flamed for this but I hope he will sing more Vocaloid or anime songs in the next karaoke

why is vesper so absent from collabs

>>42691296
I'll come back to your reply in 5 years or more...

>>42691580
He's an old man with rigid and established schedule and is busy preparing for his birthday.

NOWA LOVE!

>>42691580
old man doesn't have the energy to deal with collab bullshit so the Apex one will be his last collab and then it's two months of solo content

>>42691586
Start with the basics. Since you'll start as a beginner, try S3-S7

Time to rewatch Magni calling Axel his light another 50 times

So will Altare wish him a happy birthday?

>>42691456
This one?

>>42691580
Because he doesn't want to

Tempus Boys you can take in a fight?
>Altare: Prior Taekwondo black belt, gets gassed easily
Probably
>Axel: Pure retard strength Straya cunt spirit
50/50
>Vesper: Mental illness strength, tanked a fucking shiv
Not so sure, chances look slim
>Magni: Lifts but back injury limits him
100% knock his lights out
>Bettel: used to box? pathetic stringbean in bad shape
I’d kill this faggot with a single punch
>Hakka: Ancient Aztec warrior genes
Approach with caution
>Flayon: Theatre kid, definitely a homo that can take a beating and dish one
Odds look in his favor
>Shinri: He’s Rambo
I’m already dead

>>42691729
Ask him

>>42691777
Sex them all

>>42691751
Kek

>>42691207
God yes, Magni's an exhibitionist too, so he'll love the shame of having to stifle his little whimpers. Waddling out of the stall with Axel's cum dripping down his thighs.
I like the image of Magni getting fucked on his own table; straining on his toe-tips so that Axel hits the exact right spot each time, sensitive nipples brushing up against the woodgrain, and Axel's hands gripped hard at his hips.
Yeah, I'm sure that he'll be introduced to more English songs by the boys, not just Magni, anyway. I do hope he finds some that he really likes, cause well, hey I grew up on those and I want him to share in that. But also Axel please learn Barbie Girl, Altare fucking failed me on that one.

>>42691580
He's too busy getting raped by me

What is the "yakimo" thing that Flayon does?

>>42691798
interesting reverse spoilers you've got going there, sisters

>>42691580
>collab begging

>>42691798

>>42691777
>Altare
No
>Magni
No
>Axel
Please beat me up.
>Vesper
No
>Bettel
Maybe, but I'd feel bad, but also he's like a chimpanzee and could rip my face off.
>Hakka
No
>Flayon
No
>Shinri
No

>>42691873
holy sex

>>42691873
Why is this exactly what I described. I literally haven't seen this until now. Thank you.

>>42691777
>Yes
Axel, Bettel, Hakka
>Maybe
Vesper
>No
Altare, Magni, Flayon, Shinri

Bros... The fujos are getting scary

>>42691577
You are not alone on that.
Any VocaloP in particular you are hoping for?

>>42691857
the bathhouse stream, it's from some dude selling sweet potatoes lol
https://www.youtube.com/live/lssAHRRulGI?feature=share&t=4721

>>42691857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASdRu_G621g

>>42691798
Fuck yes, Magni waddling, clear wet spot on his trousers, both sweaty and Axel can't help but keep his hands on him possessively, everyone knows. You know that they make their way through the house fucking against every surface before they make it to the bedroom, ot bathroom if the wanna clean up. Magni's voice is fucking gone for couple days
Do you thin Axel could tank the Magmoans? Would he go "Why are you always so sussy Maguni~" lmao

Do you support the cause like Altare does?

>>42691975
>>42691991
I see. That's slightly cute in context, but without the context it's annoying as hell.

>>42691968
You ain't see nothing yet son, stop boosting their ego.

fuck magni dezmond

>>42692199
I'm trying!

>>42691970
Kikuo or Maretu... or any kagepro songs since he stated that it's one of his inspiration to get into vocaloid

>>42692199
Need a version of this with each tempus boy

>>42691968
it's honestly better than the Nowa baits

ALMOND CUTE~

Why do people like jrpgs? They are so grindy I don't think I can handle watching another playthrough of one of them even if Shinri or another Tempus fella plays one

Did you order any tempus merch?

>>42692308
I only watch playthroughs when I know a big scene is coming up. I skip the rest ngl.

>>42692328
No I make my own

>>42692308
It's exactly because of the grind, it's fun to see your progress

>>42692328
I got all the guild cards and altare's bundle

What are the most popular VG ships excluding and including HQ?

>>42692308
EO is a terrible offender of this, it's a grindfest borefest.

>>42692328
Yeah, birb acrylic stand and keychain

>>42692406
So far, I think this is it?
Clownfish - Bettel x Shinri
Altmachi - Altare x Flayon
Shintare - Shinri x Altare

>>42692328
I got all the acrylics and all the guild cards so I can make a nice shrine display

>>42692406
Being Leader’s harem
my ships are a bit too spicy for /mans/

>>42692308
I drop most JRPGs I play, I'm sorry Iofi but I can't force myself to like MonHun. Dropped it after 15 hours, I tried

>>42692328
one of each HQ and VG keychain + mug + dingo merch. might order vesper's merch if it looks good.

>>42692089
I'm obsessed with possessive Axel, holy shit. I want him to be literally snarling at anyone who even looks at Magni- that's his bitch, thank you very much.
Hell yeah brother, even during streams I don't want them to be able to take their hands off eachother. Axel coming up with some excuse like, 'Oh, well, Maguni's still sleeping so I'm just gonna use his stuff hehe.' Magni is, in fact, not sleeping, but just under his desk lightly suffocating around Axel's dick. He's got that thing all the way down his throat.
Probably not, which is sad, but he'll just deadass call Magni a hoe to his face when that happens, so- that'd be fuking so funny.

What the HELL is this
and why is no one talking about it
https://www.youtube.com/live/u7139DLyjM8?feature=share&t=3927

>>42691207
>>42691798
>>42692089
>>42692643
Please continue don't mind me

>>42691873
ImnotgayImnotgayImnotgayImnotgayImnotgayImnotgayImnotgayImnotgayImnotgayImnotgayImnotgayImnotgayImnotgayImnotgayImnotgayImnotgayImnotgay

>>42692729
shinmag huh... I'll keep an eye on that...

>>42692308
i grew up with pokemon and final fantasy

>>42692729
Interesting

>>42692643
Possessive Axel is so hot to think about, he will not let some dirty hands touch his prize possession and he is right to be proud to own the juiciest ass in Elysium. ToT Magni struggling to keep the moans down while gobbling the knot, accidentally(?) letting out a louder one that chat ends up hearing, "Oh Magni is awake, that sounded like he fell down the stairs, chotto matte ne~". Axel mutes the stream and corrects Magni for making too much noise.
I want Axel to call Magni out so bad for being such a little tease and to Magni get even slightly flabbergasted by it

>>42692308
Watching other's playthrough of jrpg like DQ or FF is fun. The gameplay is grindy but different people have different ways of playing and different experiences.

>>42691777
>Altare: Out of shape twink with rusty martial arts training.
I'm definitely stronger, but the training is a problem. Supplement with psychological attacks to ensure victory.
>Magni: Physically inept, but incredibly wily.
He'll resort to traps. If I get caught, I'm done. If I avoid them, he's done.
>Vesper: Florida Man with a spear and no fucks to give.
Our battle will be legendary. If there are any bars left standing, we'll get a drink after. Psychological attacks would be super effective, but I'd feel bad for using them.
>Axel: Tard strength and supernatural intuition.
A good, honest fight. He has the edge, but it could go either way.
>Bettel: Hapless Agent of Chaos
Crumples like wet paper, but the most likely outcome is that his luck destroys both of us in the process.
>Shinri: Stronk as shit, but has a slow, old man body.
If he hits me first, I'm done. I'd have to rely on speed, close distance fast, and overwhelm him.
>Flayon: Frail dramafag who relies on emotional plays to get what he wants.
Just handcuff him to the nearest rail. Figure out what to do with him later.
>Hakka: DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE BIRB. THE BIRB HAS POWERS THAT CANNOT BE ACCOUNTED FOR. THE BIRB CAN SELL SOULS FOR CORN CHIPS AND HAS A MEXICAN FAMILY TO FEED.
Diplomacy is the best option.

>>42693124
>>42692643
I bet you read Omegaverse smut off of amazon, don't you.

>>42692408
you only need to grind in eo if you dont understand how to play. whichever floor you're on is what level you should be

>>42693363
Only fanfics and doujinshi, I don't read books for smut

>>42693388
kek this is amazing

>>42692328
I have Reggie's shirt and I'd get his birthday merch too if it wasn't
>a fucking ramen bowl

>>42693388
I can hear it in his voice.

AAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO MARRY FLAYON I CANT FUCKING STAND NOT BEING NEXT TO HIM I MISS HIM SO MUCH I WANT TO LISTEN TO HIM DO SILLY VOICES AND MAKE AUTISM NOISES WHILE I NOD AND GIGGLE AT THIS CUTE FREAK AAA

>>42693124
Magni down there fingering himself while his brain is assaulted by Axel's musk- nice. Ah, but if Axel goes to 'help him up from falling down the stairs' (lol). Then poor Magni can't hide between Axel's legs anymore, he's gonna have to participate in the stream now.
Axel, pulls him down to sit on his lap- just that, his dick erect between Magni's thighs. How long can Magni last till he's just gotta ride it?
Lmao, yeah, Magni will act like he's got no clue what Axel's talking about once he gets called out, 'Whaaat? It's jus- it's just part of the song. C'mon.' Also I love you, but I sleep now- hope you jerk it good tonight brother

Magmites are

>>42693965
Of all time

>>42691063
Altare heading to the nearest gender clinic

>>42693836
You know that Magni couldn't not ride that knot, it is right there! He would try to come up with an excuse why he keeps making sussy noises that makes chat filled with AYO?s and Axel keeps giggling and calling him a hoe right infront of everyone, singing the maguni is a hoe! fall guys song he did that one time
lmao, chu to you brother! Hope you dream of the Magdumpy

Perms lost, kek

impregnate magni dezmond

>>42694103
no...

>>42694130
Please!

>>42670983
Magni: "OK! I think we're caught *...a-ah~h~h~up...?*"
https://files.catbox.moe/0x4gxm.mp3

You guys let two gay retards ERP in /Mans/ and you all just sat there and watched. I’m disgusted with all of you.

>>42694242
hmmm
guys I don't know about you but Magni sounds kinda gay sometimes

>>42694273
ikr? more people should have joined in. now they both went to bed so someone else will have to pick up the slack

>>42694312
Kill yourself gooner

>>42694273
sorry I was too shy to join in

>>42694273
You shame others but you did the exact same thing as them, you little slut

Shinri gets to see this face whenever he wants, huh

>>42691580
altare banned him, because vesper told him he should 42% himself

>>42694432
Uohhhhh Shintare sex ToT

>>42694432
Lucky bastard

>>42693740
I wanna rape him

Altare is pro trans because he needs to support his girlfriend Magni

>>42694702
Magni is a proud boywife

I just noticed how much Magni stumbled over his words over the PISS TALK and wanna see how it looks in a stuttergreentext >:3c (also, last thread was definitely PISS TALK)
https://files.catbox.moe/oryswr.mp3
>"Ok, so this is—We've gotten int—I don't know what happened here, during this stream, but there's definitely, like, a s-section where we—there was a p—there's PISS TALK, so, let's just skip over this quicklyYoushouldbestudying…"

>Altare saying trans rights while Haachama literally just made a tranny while laughing about it all the way

>>42694273
The board is anonymous dude, if you wanted in so bad you should have just started posting

>>42694537
but vesper is also a tranny... even chopped her dick :(

I’ve stopped watching vtubers for 3 months and now I see Altare jumping into another old man? Is he going to duck every old man ever?

CLOWN SEX

>>42694702
Posts like this scare me because it’s 100% possible for any talent to troon out at any moment

>>42694772
But wouldn't it be kinda rude to just barge in like that?

>>42694857
Yeah but also he's just turned Tempus into his harem
>>42666386

>>42694869
What happens if a talent troon out? Graduate? Or move to hololive ?

>>42694839
His dick was a gift to Kronii. The only female to tame Vesper, that time hag pussy so good. Her voice is sex and she does a better shota voice than the red twink.

>>42694892
Would exhibitionist Magni really mind someone barging in?

Watching the collab rn, Flayon seems better but he really can’t contain his boy pussy around leader huh

>gayrp stops
>trannyposting starts
Huh.

>>42694857
Do you really expect him to turn THIS down?
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1623523589176856577

>>42694931
made me laugh

Altare is the top one, almond, altnowa, and also shintare. That boy is too powerful

>>42694936
He was all right yeah. I honestly think if you're gay and around Altare it's over for you

Remember to do your playlist reps /mans/ :3

Autistic
>Altare, Flayon
ADHD
>Magni, Bettel
Schizo
>Vesper
Normal
>The others
Do you agree?

>>42694981
>skipping shiny spicy
The nerve

Holo insider here:
Actually, vesper wants to turn into a trans women so she can be more true to herself and move into hololive to be a lesbian couple with kronii. Altare got angry and took that as betrayal to tempus guild and started throwing slurs at vesper. Vesper reported the problem but because she is trans and jap companies hate troons they suspended her while letting Altare Scott free. Omega heard of this and now is holding Altare at gun point to say trans right (that’s why he tried to say “I want to play it BUT-“ to wink wink nudge nudge he is against troon be he is forced to speak positively about them. And that’s why vesper isn’t collabing with males anymore, being with males trigger her gender dysphoria

>>42695020
Autistic
>Flayon
ADHD
>Bettel
"Schizo"
>Vesper
Normal
>The others

I've been busy for a month with uni and haven't been able to watch Axel. Has he mentioned anything about upcoming covers or A Way Out collab?

>>42694901
Don’t think it’s happened yet but it’s only a matter of time for en. They might continue playing their current persona to keep the character alive, but make it clear to all their followers that they’ve trooned (if they go the nonbinary route it’s simpler). Idk how much work cover would be willing to put in to accommodate

>>42695031
Oh shit, shiny spicy is tough, maybe they fight before sex to decide who's the top

>>42695091
He's going to work on covers when he gets back home, he mentioned the collab and it's still on for when he's back too

>>42694103
>friends
Parasocial much?

>>42695020
i think flayon also has adhd, and hakka is depressed by default because he's a spic

>>42695109
Shiny spicy the true canon ship because it let Altare be honest with himself and embrace his bottomness

>>42695020
No, Altare goes in the ADHD category, IMO. He's not autistic, he's just very sheltered and unlucky.

>>42695109
where's the fic, doko doko

>>42695109
ToT

>>42695123
Nice

>>42695144
Based

>>42695067
KEK

>>42695144
So incorrect it almost hurts

Since Altare is normalizing Trans representation in Tempus what are the boy’s preferred gender & pronouns?

>>42695109
Yeah, Shiny Spicy have the rival dynamic where they can switch at any moment. I think both ways work for them.

I can't believe Altare ate all the orange axelotls so we're stuck with niggalotls that don't have any orange at all...

Leader isn't jobbing Japanese for once
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1623706402878259203

>>42695206
Nah, Altare isn't able to resist the knot, he has to try it out

>>42695248
Finally, someone actually dropped a believable Altare rrat.

>>42695206
> rivals
> Altare have villain vibe even though he is protagonist
> axel have the protagonist vibe that Altare lack
> Altare jealous of Axel
Anon is right and you are afraid of the truth

regis altare is my bro

>>42695222
Niggers for all of them

The only one that tops Altare is Flayon. Small top big sub.

>>42695287
I agree with your greentext, just not that Altare is an inherit bottom

>>42695067
ngl I would tap is vesper turned to a girl m

rape regis altare

>>42695248
i fucking hate regis altare

fuck regis altare

I fucking love regis altare

>>42695297
>>42695319
>>42695337
Based

>>42694948
I don't know what these fujos are doing teebeeaychdesu

>>42695243
>filename
come on, anon, drop the other 11

>>42695308
i would agree if flayon didn't drop his spaghetti with altare

>>42691580
Collab ban rrat due to the dick mutilating joke.

>>42695352
most sane poster itt

> be me
> trans man
> tempus love troons
I have chance to join tempus bros

>>42695261
He didn't job that but he's late. Gamma's birthday ended 30 minutes ago.

>>42695382
Sure, I'll drop some more. I just number them randomly though, so I dunno how many I actually have saved.

From top to bottom
Altare≥Axel>>>>>Shinri>Vesper>Magni>Hakka=Flayon>Bettel

>>42692308
Grind off stream. Only stream story content or progress.

>>42695404
Management is chock full of dumb cunts. He even prefaced it and asked for Mori’s approval first.

>>42695437
Grim

Holo insider here:
Vesper likes to trick Axel into saying nigga in front of the managers when singing songs or quoting comedy sketches, as a joke to get him in trouble.

>>42695261
you mean deepL didn't job.

>>42695452
Nah I think Flay is more of a top than he lets on

SHINY SPICY LOVE

>>42695460
Yeah, but still a pretty damn bad idea if he wants to be safe.

>>42695452
Altare=Axel>Shinri>>>>>>Flayon>Hakka>Vesper>Magni>>Bettel

>>42695480
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>>42695529
So true.

>GAY PORN GAY PORN GAY PORN GAY PORN GAY PORN GAY PORN GAY PORN

>>42695449
arigatou, chu~

Okay, fujos, gays and other retards, time to fuck off, my Mom is playing that scary-not-scary-because-of-MS-Sam game again

Holoinsider here:
Altare tops all of tempus. But no one knows he is actually a bottom slut. He only bottoms for me and no one knows this side of him except me

>>42695477
Omg Flayon top and Magni bottom would be so tasty

but mother, I do not wish to MORTIS today

Nah, there's always time for gay art

>>42695502
Was his drunk stream before or after the collab?

>>42695657
before

DRAGON ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbCJHi42ftE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbCJHi42ftE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbCJHi42ftE

>>42695585
all of the straight anons left so now the fujos are uppity. its over bro we lost /mans/ forever

SHINRI ON THE TELLY

>>42695688
don't be so quick to give up bros...

>>42695688
everyone voted for chocolate making for your sakes, don't leave faggots

SHINRI ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/KNq35Z8a_QU
https://youtu.be/KNq35Z8a_QU
https://youtu.be/KNq35Z8a_QU

>>42695760
You guys are so lame. I wanted that karaoke.

>>42695698
it means he's using the koilet (me) btw

>>42695452
Magni is too high up

>>42695792
I'm a magyume and I didn't want the karaoke. Love songs are rough.

Hell yeah, turned on gifts and got member

>>42695792
Me too... I don't know if my heart could have taken it but it would have been a good way to die

>>42695800
God, I've seen so much fish porn art because of this general it's tainting my mind

Shinri sounds huskier today.

He said Mamomi's name kek I don't know why it made me happy but it did

>>42695792
maybe next year, sis... or a future menshi who knows

>>42695792
I am sorry but this just proves that Magni fanbase is mainly straight males

>>42695899
she finally joined...

>>42695839
I'm an Altventurer, but I just like music content a lot better than handcam, personally. And Magni seems to have pretty decent taste in love songs.

>>42695929

>>42695899
>>42695929
>>42696010
who?

>>42696038
Joe

Rio...

>>42696051
Joe who?

>>42695513
Altare: top of the all tops
Magi: BOTTOM
Axel: top
Vesper: bottom, only versatile for magni
Bettel: bottom
Flayon: everyone thinks he's a bottom but top
Hakka: pure and innocent
Shinri: versatile

>>42696092
Joe Rogan

>>42696107
finally an accurate list

>>42696092
Joe Mama

>>42695688
Don’t worry brother, Vesper has a karaoke stream set a day before Valentine’s so all the boys can get blasted off our ass drunk and sleep through the most loneliest holiday of the year LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

Man I want to join tempus so bad but I don’t want for fujoschizos drawing pictures of me getting dicked by Altare. I don’t want to be shipped to Altare at all but if all tempus members are doomed to that fate at least let me top it whatever, I don’t want to be in the women role in any fanart whatsoever

>>42696198
Vesper should sing this given Valentine's and his recent take on collabs kek
https://youtu.be/7c5wl91h1aI
https://youtu.be/7c5wl91h1aI

>>42696254
When you join let us know who you are so we will make sure not to do that.

>>42696254
That's stage 3 of the interview process. Sorry, anon.

>>42696107
hakka is a slut

>>42696254
>>42696277
Yeah... we'll definitely make sure not to, don't worry bro.

>>42696254
Then you don't have enough willpower to be a vtuber, just give up.

>>42696254
If you're well versed in starsJP lore and references I will let you top all of holostars.

>>42695800
kek

>>42696107
>Hakka: Submissive free-use bottom slut

>>42696254
You just gotta be really aggro and better at him in games (just make him always stream his pov if you're not good) and you won't be bottoming too often... until your domination loss arc comes along, but that's just an arc.

>>42696254
what a faggot, i will take dick any day if it means playing with the bois

>>42696343
nta but how do you seem aggressive without looking like an asshole

I'm not even Flayon's target audience but it was so cute how he enthusiastically tried pick-up lines through the whole golf stream
>That was pretty visually appealing
>YOU'RE PRETTY VISUALLY APPEALING

>>42696254
Dude, when you're a male vtuber, just expect to be fujoposted because that's what you're getting into, especially in a coomer-centric community such as this

Altare should behead Vesper for betraying the guild.

>>42696473
Vesper should behead Altare for betraying the guild, throwing his genmates under the bus, and condoning harassment towards his co-workers, allying himself with sociopathic trannies, all for some brownie points.

>>42696473
and then have make up sex

>>42696254
This but instead of yaoi art it's interacting with other Holos. Just would want to kick back and do my own thing.

>>42696452
Not even male Vtubers but I think that applies to anyone sufficiently famous. Rule 34. If enough people know of you, someone's gonna be horny for you, and if enough people are horny for you, someone's going to lewd you.

are we back?

>>42695067
Obviously incorrect, and it’s detrimental to the talents for you to share these lies.

Everyone knows that at the beginning of the year Vesper accidentally thrust his bare cock into anMcDonalds fryer during a bit gone horribly awry. No one in Holopro would believe him, so he sent photos of his immolated schlong to the other Holopro talents over discord, but they reported him to management for sharing grotesque injury porn on the company discord, resulting in his suspension.

He very much identifies as male, he’s just waiting for his poor roasted dick heals so he has his mojo back for group collabs.

>>42696533
B-Based

>>42696343
I love how Altare's performance anxiety has actually been proven to be true, and how you can use it as his weakness kek

I am concerned, all my happiness these days come from watching the boys [spoilers]and girls[/spoilers] streams

>>42696254

GARY LOVES (You)

>>42696630
spoilerchama...

>>42696630
spoiler-chama...

>>42696682
>>42696692
Uh oh

>>42696254
Imagine not knowing that being Altare's onahole is the #1 requirement for joining Tempus.

>>42696665
why does this even exist? lmao SEAcucks

>>42696630
highlight your desired text to be spoilered then ctrl+s jobber

>>42696665
Source?

>>42696734
I am phoneposting from work

>>42696665
source of the artwork please

>>42696760
>>42696818
https://twitter.com/amidairasuto/status/1585745654453657601

>>42696760
>>42696818
first porn image I found of Altare on danbooru
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5779347?q=regis_altare+

>>42696630
Jobber lmao

>>42696872
>>42696904
Bless.

>>42696872
thanks anon

I've come to bring balance

>>42696872
what a crackship lol

>>42696904
I legitimately had no idea which girl that was supposed to be. The answer is somehow the exact last one I expected.

>>42697055
shiny spicy love...

Is it Shiny Spicy time again, because...

WHERE IS VESPERS MASCOT

Is Shinri finishing Faith today? I missed the last stream but I really wanted to watch the end live...

>Let's go to the big chree, Altare

>>42697176
Sunday Sunday Sunday Sunday Sunday Sunday Sunday

>>42697178
Only has the last part of chapter 3 to go through, but he got the worst good ending. He wants to go back and clear chapter 3 properly today, too.

the monsters all look so goofy

>>42697178
he's at chapter 3. i dunno if that's the end.

>>42697224
>>42697226
Damn well I guess I'm just gonna watch it then

Hi Vesties. I've never membered to anyone on youtube before but I'm considering membering to Nowa's channel. What are his members only streams like?

>>42697220
Thanks for answering me Anon

>>42697176
Mascot or fan representation? Which one do you want?

>>42697287
He recently drew Bettel and the little red faggot on ms paint. Pretty comfy ngl
>>42697315
the official mascot thingy all the boys got some days ago, like the axelotls etc

>>42697287
Chatting or MS Paint drawing. It's ok if you are a fan but if you want actual content go for Magni and to a less extent, Altare

>>42697287
Lots of zatsus, recently drawing and asmr streams. It's good if you're a super fan.

>>42697355
That's what I meant, the axelotls or kois are fan representation, R-trus and Phantom are mascots

>>42696254
Altare trans arc might just change all of that. Don't lose hope, brother.

>>42695067
>lesbian couple with kroni
Didn't Kronii started hanging out with Tempus because she was feeling like a man?

When people talk about tempus mascots they usually mean the fan reps

oh nice, raiders

>>42697429
sucking Leader’s clit

>>42697429
I want to nurse on Leader's (male)tits!

>>42697412
Sorry, Fan representives.

>>42697451
so how do you refer to the mascot, like bettel's phatntom?

can yall at least have the decency to spoiler tag all that gay shit during streams hours.

i swear fujos used to be more civilized

>>42697505
Well the thing has a name, anon. Don't be rude.

>>42697505
Phantom and Rtrus, their names? kek. I never said I did that, just that people do.

>>42697549
:( gomen

>>42697429
Regina sex

>>42697506

>>42697506
Nah, I don't care since straight dudes made the threads absolute garbage during the menhera Vesper arc. Not worth the effort.

>>42697618
ouuhhhhhhhh vesper grooming flayon into becoming the new mom. Red Mom!

>stream hours
>he would rather stay here than watching it
you just outed yourself, retard
>inb4 "what are you doing here?"
I'm working

Looks like the dedicated threads didn't receive the attention they wanted, lol

Bettel love!

RAIN OF SPIDERS

>>42697715
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXXXXXXXX

I didn't catch the first stream(s), what is this atari looking game about?

R A I N
O F
S P I D E R S

>>42697715
ayo...

>>42697715
ToT

>>42697753
Hating the antichrist

>>42697753
A priest trying to settle with a failed exorcism, goes deeper than expected

that was sick ngl

>>42697451
The chonky birb one was supposed to be Hakka's personal mascot, not fans' representation. He talked about it in his recent zatsu iirc

Father Garcia is my oshi

>>42697850
he said it doubled both as Ricrowdo and the fan rep.

HOLY SHOTGUN

>>42697715
HHHOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT BEATEN JESTER SEXXXXXXX

>>42697898
At least he's doing something this time. Last time he just stood there for most of the battles

>>42697715
Source?

>>42697715
gosh, i want to beat the shit out of this slut

One hour until Vesper's stream!!

hi new ip

KEK WHAT IS THIS ENDING

Man, Father Garcia not fucking around

>>42697939
Wait really? Guess I missed that part, soz

>>42698039
becoming father garcia's bitch

>>42697603
That is the stupidest rrat I've ever seen.
Actually no, I've heard some properly moronic ones, this is the stupidest rrat I've seen this year.
Which doesn't sound like much but considering how retarded this board is 24/7 it still puts this rrat pretty high up there.

hi new ip again

>>42698090
it's funny though

>>42698124
they're all me. what do you want, whore.

>ChurchOfShinrisPecs
kek, nice name. Anyways when are we getting art of Shinri in a sexy priest outfit?

>>42697715
TOT

>>42698222

>>42697451
Why are they all so chonky? What are they trying to say?

>>42698350
Not showing enough skin

>>42698350
Is it time to start confessing yet?

>>42698393
You're a fat fuck
Probably just because round shapes are perceived as cuter.
Plus round-ish shapes would work nicer for hypothetical plushies.

Lol, whoever commissioned this really has a type...

Nice catch, didn't realize that at first.

>>42698566
Old men that are also muscleheads?

>>42698566
Yes, and it's called Based

>>42698566
What did they do to my boy....?

his spanish is kinda cute

>>42692162
I do. I'm going to go on twitter to harass vtubers playing Hogwarts Legacy right now.

>>42698566
hmm... intersting.... can't put my finger on it but it think it might be because of the noses, right?

>>42698657
Lol
Troons are the worst scum of their shitty LGTV collective

>>42698617
Exactly.

>>42698566
Those are some outstanding Cyrano de Bergerac noses

>>42698566
I hope that wasn't expensive.

>>42697077
Have they ever even interacted?

>>42698839
Worms tournament only

>>42697959
Me :)

KEK WHY IS IT SO FAST

>>42698713
If you're going to refer to that group at least get the acronym right. It's HGTV community.

Come here catalogtrannies, I’m supporting your cause with rope

>>42698350
I'm gonna fucking SLURP on that

>>42698922
AIDS community

>>42698713
Shut the fuck up you bitch

>>42698957
Doesn’t stop it from being true anon *chu*

>>42698957
Love you too leader

>>42699000
Based Jeffrey.

>>42698393
Plushies.

oh god that bone crack...

Was I too harsh in judging Vesper? What if he was the good guy all along? Altare is clearly an abomination so whatever "fight" he had with Vesper, he was probably in the wrong.

I didn't see there was more priest Shinri art

>>42697715
BEHOLD! The good shit! Thank you anon, this is just what I needed today.

>>42699073
This art is pure sex

>>42699068
/nowa/ was right, i can't bloody believe it

thank you grandso... ToT

When did Bettel say he used to box? Do you think he's ever been punched in the guts?

>>42699073
>Western priest art
>Shinri is from Japanxico
Autism getting triggered, time to add to sexy priest art and draw him as a shinto monk

>>42699170
Is that one new

>>42699170
oh they started drawing vesper again? tempus is healing....

>>42699179
he's not called ryonabait for nothing

>>42699068
It's possible for both to be douchebags
Altare is an absolute fucking traitor and a faggot for trying to get his co-workers harassed for playing le evil wizard game that is definitely DIRECTLY causing trannies to die.

Vesper is a cunt for sperging out, ghosting all of Council and blatantly lying about the reasons.

>>42699229
yeah about 12 hours ago

>>42699252
>Council
nani the fuck

>>42699252
>Council
What the fuck
Tempus

>>42699170
Catalogniggers seethe over this sexy Florida man when they could lift or be white instead

I haven't gotten a chance to talk about it in this thread yet, but I just want you all to know that I very badly want to kiss the cute Holostar's pilot.

>>42699296
go back to /nowa/ bro...

>>42699252

Remember when Vesper was doing a drunk zatsu on his first night in Japan and he said yubi yubi? ahhh cute smelly anxiety ridden useless retard

>>42699374
yeah, that whore deserves correction

What did Altare actually say say about trannies? Miss me unless you have a video with a timestamp.

>>42698957
When you try to appeal to everyone but end up appealing to no one

>>42699400
AAAAAA FUCKING WHORE RAPE RAPE RAPE

>>42699437
Don't use my oshi to shitpost catalogueshitter

>>42699321
if you really wanted to talk about it, why didn't you post the picrel too? smhdesu

>>42699422
>Said say twice
I was the tranny all along.